IRAS :: Volume #17

#1671: 【Aren't you is a vegetarian?】


Several Days Later. 几天后 The news is revealed. 消息才曝光。 China. 中国 In the first quarter can end?” “第一季要完了?” No.” “别啊。” Has not looked to suffice.” “还没看够啊。” Yes, comes several volumes again.” “是啊,再多来几集啊。” Has not seen face-smacking Zhang to eat aircraft carrier!” “还没看到打脸张吃航母呢啊!” ... United States. 美国 What?” “什么?” Man vs. Wild special edition?” 荒野求生特别版?” What meaning?” “什么意思?” Heard that please many Celebrity participate.” “听说会请很多明星参加。” Real false?” “真的假的?” ... United Kingdom. 英国 „Does Lilian also go?” 莉莉安也去?” „Does the United Kingdom first beautiful woman participate in Man vs. Wild?” 英国第一美女参加荒野求生?” Heavens/Days, I have an unclear premonition!” 天啊,我有种不详的预感!” I am also, but or a little anticipates.” “我也是,但还是有点期待啊。” Lilian keep it up! Lilian endures!” 莉莉安加油莉莉安挺住!” ... Japan. 日本 These many do Celebrity ally?” “这么多明星加盟?” These issues must look!” “这几期必须看啊!” I like Xu Meilan.” “我喜欢许美岚。” I love Lilian! My goddess!” “我爱莉莉安!我的女神!” ... Republic of Korea. 韩国 „Do Lilian please can come?” 莉莉安都请得来?” „The Zhang Ye face was too big.” 张烨面子太大了。” Was Man vs. Wild is also too hot.” “也是荒野求生太火了啊。” Jia Cisco is also a dauntless man! Looked that he and Zhang Ye can collide any spark.” “贾思科也是硬汉啊!看他和张烨能碰撞出什么火花吧。” When broadcasts? To look at this issue!” “什么时候播啊?想看这一期!” ... Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Some overseas place. 国外某地。 The record work started. 录制工作开始了。 The entire team has pitched camp in the unpopulated area. 整个团队已经在无人区安营扎寨了。 Only listens to Zhang Ye in recording the prologue, today, I will also welcome a risk journey, but before what is different, these time with my together several friends, in following three days of time, I will also survive with the friends of mine, found the outlet to return to the human society, this for them is an enormous test, to me also so, please wish our good luck.” 只听张烨在录开场白,“今天,我又将迎来一次冒险旅程,只不过和以前不同的是,这一次和我一起的还有几位朋友,接下来的三天时间里,我将和我的朋友们一起生存下去,找到出路重返人类社会,这对他们来说是一个极大的考验,对我而言也是如此,请祝我们好运吧。” Lilian. 莉莉安 Xu Meilan. 许美岚 Jia Cisco. 贾思科。 Three honored guests were fully-armed. 三位嘉宾已经全副武装。 Xu Meilan asked: wanted?” 许美岚问:“要出发了?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Right.” 张烨笑道:“对。” Jia Cisco left has a look right to have a look, „do you come real?” 贾思科左看看右看看,“你们来真的啊?” Called really?” Zhang Ye said. “怎么叫来真的?”张烨说道。 Jia Sike said: These can three depend on the our own survival naively? Without food? Without the water? Do all things want our own to look?” 贾思科说:“这三天真要靠咱们自己生存?没有食物?没有水?所有都东西都要咱们自己找?” Zhang Ye nods, naturally.” 张烨点头,“当然。” Xu Meilan said with a smile: Challenge is a little big.” 许美岚笑道:“挑战有点大啊。” Lilian spoke, Zhang'er, did you bring the smoke?” 莉莉安说话了,“张儿,你带烟了吗?” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: Believes me, in two hours, you will not have been puzzled by the addiction for tobacco issue absolutely, walks, embarked, we need to look for a high place to observe the terrain, then decides following several days of survival plans. Everybody was ready, the risk starts.” 张烨乐道:“相信我,再过两个小时,你绝对不会被烟瘾的问题困扰了,走吧,出发了,咱们需要找个高处观察一下地形,然后再来决定接下来几天的生存方案。大家做好准备,冒险开始了。” The people start to march forward. 众人开始行进。 One hour. 一小时。 Two hours. 两小时。 Three hours. 三小时。 Zhang Ye must shoulder a responsibility of team leader, but must take care of his members frequently, this for him is also a huge challenge, especially his members almost all do not have any person of field survival experience, tasty good that usually eats, is pampered since childhood one by one, therefore this difficulty was bigger. 张烨要肩负起一个领队的责任,还要时时刻刻照顾好他的队员们,这对他来说也是一个巨大的挑战,尤其他的队员们几乎全都是没有任何野外生存经验的人,平时吃的好喝的好,一个比一个娇生惯养,所以这个难度就更大了。 First day. 第一天。 performance of members made him speechless. 队员们的表现就让他无语了。 Zhang Ye said with a smile: Visited me to find anything!” 张烨笑道:“看我找到了什么!” Xu Meilan roll one's eyes said: Insect.” 许美岚翻白眼道:“虫子。” Zhang Ye said: No, is the protein.” 张烨却道:“不,是蛋白质。” Lilian looked at one, is the insect.” 莉莉安看了一眼,“就是虫子。” Zhang Ye investigates the correct path: Is food, come, tastes.” 张烨纠正道:“是食物,来,尝尝。” Lilian flings the hair natural, this gadget, kills me not to eat.” 莉莉安潇洒地一甩头发,“这玩意儿,打死我也不吃。” Xu Meilan also firmly said: I do not use, I am only a vegetarian.” 许美岚也坚定道:“我也不用了,我只吃素。” Zhang Ye blinks, „did that I roast to you ripe?” 张烨眨眼,“那我给你们烤熟了?” Tested has not eaten.” Two female comrades(s) manner are extremely firm. “考了也不吃。”两个女同志态度极其坚决。 Then Zhang Ye had instigated under the shoulder, looks to Jia Cisco, Old Jia? Comes one?” 然后张烨怂了下肩,看向贾思科,“老贾?来一口?” Jia Sike moves the Adam's apple panic-stricken, „that do I try?” Received that not well-known insect, he delivered to the mouth to chew fearful and apprehensive. 贾思科惊恐地动了动喉结,“那,那我试试?”接过那个不知名的虫子,他胆战心惊地送到嘴里一嚼。 The next second, the dauntless man knelt! 下一秒钟,硬汉就跪了! Jia Cisco spat! 贾思科吐了! Spits in a complete mess! 吐得一塌糊涂! Zhang Ye pats the forehead, protein has not supplemented that in your belly that also gave to pour.” 张烨拍脑门,“蛋白质没补充上,你肚子里那点也给倒出来了啊。” Jia Sike called out: Does not eat! Does not eat absolutely! This was unpalatable!” 贾思科叫道:“不吃了!绝对不吃了!这太难吃了啊!” Lilian said with a smile: I said that do not eat.” 莉莉安微笑道:“我就说别吃吧。” Zhang Ye said: „Are you hungry?” 张烨道:“那你们饿着啊?” Xu Meilan said lightly: Science indicated that humanity can seven days not eat meal.” 许美岚淡淡道:“科学表明,人类可以七天不吃饭的。” Lilian adds with a smile: Also can three days not drink water.” 莉莉安笑着补充道:“还可以三天不喝水。” hear word, Zhang Ye has smiled, good.” 闻言,张烨笑了,“好的。” In the evening. 晚上。 Individual was assigned the duty. 个人都被分配了任务。 Xu Meilan and Lilian are responsible for building the refuge shelter. 许美岚莉莉安负责搭建避难所。 Jia Sike helps Zhang Ye make the trap together. 贾思科则帮着张烨一起做陷阱。 Became!” “成了!” Caught!” “抓到了!” Ha Ha!” “哈哈!” They come back, actually caught a rabbit. 俩人回来的时候,竟然抓到了一只兔子。 Xu Meilan said: Good adorable rabbit.” 许美岚道:“好可爱的兔子。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Rabbit gave you, I ignited.” 张烨笑道:“兔子交给你们了,我来点火。” Jia Cisco was hungry, eats quickly, I kill.” 贾思科已经饿了,“快吃吧,我来杀。” Lilian looks at his one eyes, I thought that you should put it.” 莉莉安看他一眼,“我觉得你应该把它放了。” Jia Cisco: “Ah?” 贾思科:“啊?” Xu Meilan also lends a hand saying: Right, cannot eat it, is lovable.” 许美岚也帮衬道:“对,不能吃它,多可爱啊。” Lilian curls the lip saying: Such adorable rabbit you, if dares to eat, Old Jia, I looks down upon you.” 莉莉安撇嘴道:“这么可爱的兔子你要是敢吃,老贾,我真看不起你。” Cruel!” Xu Meilan snort|hum. “残忍!”许美岚哼了一声。 Jia Sike was awkward, immediately betrayed Zhang Ye, was Zhang Ye grasps, has not related with me, actually I do not want to eat, I did not like taking a life.” 贾思科尴尬极了,立即出卖张烨,“是张烨抓的,跟我没关系啊,其实我也不想吃的,我不喜欢杀生。” Lilian um said: Then right, is about to put.” 莉莉安嗯道:“这才对嘛,快放了吧。” Jia Sike under urging of female comrades(s) two compassion are in flood, put the rabbit quietly. 贾思科在两个爱心泛滥的女同志的撺掇下,把兔子悄悄放了。 Zhang Ye that distant place lit a fire watches actually, has not prevented, but shows a faint smile. Sun Kuang and Zhang Ye that photographed have looked at each other one, smiled. 远处正在生火的张烨其实都看在眼里,也没阻止,只是微微一笑。正在拍摄的孙狂张烨对视了一眼,也笑了。 The camps built. 营地搭好了。 Several people lie down in the haystack. 几人躺进草垛里。 „The dim light of night is really beautiful.” “夜色真美啊。” Yes, is a little hungry.” “是啊,就是有点饿。” „It is not a little, is very hungry.” “不是有点,是很饿。” I think that here will have wild herbs.” “我以为这里会有野菜的。” Insists, three days.” “坚持一下吧,三天而已。” Um, was hungry is being hungry is being good.” “嗯,饿着饿着就好了。” That strange insect, fool will eat!” “那稀奇古怪的虫子,傻子才会吃!” Three people are encouraging mutually. 仨人相互鼓励着。 Zhang Ye whistling greatly has actually rested. 张烨却已经呼呼大睡了。 Next day. 第二天。 Very early in the morning. 一大早。 Zhang Ye wakes up, discovered that person does not have, near the ear actually hears some shouts and keep it up sounds, from Lilian and Xu Meilan their, he knows that unexpectedly this group of people get up compared with one's own also early, hasn't one rested all night? Therefore set out to look at one, this did not look importantly, he was dumbfounded immediately. 张烨醒来的时候,发现身边一个人都没有,耳边却传来一些喊声和加油声,都是来自莉莉安许美岚他们的,他才知道这帮人居然比自己起的还早,还是一整夜都没睡?于是起身出去看了一眼,这一看不要紧,他登时目瞪口呆。 Lilian shouts: Grasps!” 莉莉安喊道:“抓啊!” The Xu Meilan eye was red, that side running!” 许美岚眼睛都红了,“跑那边去了!” Lilian called out: „Does Old Jia, you do! Speed!” 莉莉安叫道:“老贾,你干什么呢!速度啊!” Xu Meilan said: Do not let it run!” 许美岚道:“别让它跑了!” Jia Cisco throws in the haystack of distant place, cannot catch!! Here also has a snake!” 贾思科则在远处的草垛里扑来扑去,“抓不到啊!啊!这里还有条蛇!” The Lilian eye is greatly bright, snake is also good!” 莉莉安眼睛大亮,“蛇也行!” Xu Meilan exclaimed: Grasps! Grasps!” 许美岚吼道:“抓!都抓!” Zhang Ye said scared: „Do you do?” 张烨傻眼道:“你们干嘛呢?” Jia Cisco whoops, Leader Zhang hurries to help!” 贾思科哎呦一声,“张导赶紧来帮忙啊!” Xu Meilan said: How you awake!” 许美岚道:“你怎么才醒啊!” Lilian said: On Zhang'er! The breakfast gave you!” 莉莉安道:“上啊张儿!早饭交给你了!” Sun Kuang has recorded in side, records while smiles, this also funny went bad him. 孙狂一直在旁边录像,一边录就一边笑,这一幕也把他逗坏了。 Zhang Ye talked about with interest: You are are not a vegetarian?” 张烨乐道:“你们不是吃素的吗?” Is vegetarian anything!” Lilian swallows the spit saying: Should eat the meat to eat the meat.” “吃什么素啊!”莉莉安咽吐沫道:“该吃肉还是得吃点肉啊。” Zhang Ye also asked: You did not say the science to indicate that humanity can seven days not eat the thing?” 张烨又问道:“你们不是说科学表明,人类可以七天不吃东西的吗?” Xu Meilan said: Sometimes science thing, does not permit.” 许美岚说道:“科学这东西嘛,有时候也不准。” Zhang Ye: „...” 张烨:“…” But, Zhang Ye has take action, the expert take action nature not to be different from amateur. Possibly that rabbit of yesterday, today is given to grasp by him, pulls a snake conveniently. 无奈之下,张烨只好出手,行家出手自然跟外行不一样。可能还是昨天的那一只兔子,今天又被他给抓回来了,顺手还牵回来一条蛇。 That three people of hungry eyeball was green. 那仨人饿的眼珠子都绿了。 I look for the fuel!” “我去找柴火!” I light a fire!” “我去生火!” This time, radically useless Zhang Ye idle talk. 这一次,根本没用张烨废话。 Under several people of uniting efforts, they came first big meal of open country to draw a charge finally. 在几人的协力之下,他们来野外的第一顿大餐终于出炉了。 Lilian wolfs down! 莉莉安狼吞虎咽! Xu Meilan did not have any image to say. 许美岚也没什么形象可言了。 Jia Sike eats while shouted that was too fragrant. 贾思科一边吃一边喊“太香了”。 Is Zhang Ye has not rushed ahead on the contrary finally several, but on the face has actually smiled, right, now then a little Man vs. Wild appearance. 反倒是张烨最后都没抢上几口,不过脸上却笑了,对嘛,现在这才有点荒野求生的样子嘛。
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