In the morning.
上午。Sister Langym.岚姐的健身房。Zhang Yecametoday, goalmainlytoreduce the fatandexercisemuscle, patselectricityMovie Queenhea littleto be negligent in the exercise, wife'scookis also good, dailyinmany that homeeats, the musculi abdominisquicklycould not look, thereforehewantsbeforerecordingprogrammakes the one's ownmuscledimensionagainbigger, was clearer, inprogramhadstrippedsceneunavoidably, like this after being publicized on TV , the attractivepoint, will be helpful toViewership Ratings.张烨今天又来了,目的主要是为了减脂和锻炼肌肉,拍完电影后他就有点疏于锻炼,妻子的厨艺又好,天天在家吃的很多,腹肌都快看不出来了,所以他想在录制节目之前让自己的肌肉维度再大一些,清晰一些,节目中难免有光膀子的镜头,这样上了电视后也会好看点,有助于收视率。Liesto push.
卧推。Deeplysquats.
深蹲。Carries.
拉背。Jogging.
跑步。Finallyone setgets down, thisgoodshave not leftincluding the perspiration.
结果一整套下来,这货连汗都没怎么出。NearbyCoach Zhengand a coachwithonetype the vision that looks at the deityvisitshim, nobodydaresto offer adviceto issue arbitrary and confused orderstoZhang Yeblindly, becauseeveryoneknowsthatothersphysical qualitieswere too more than theirfucking awesome, it is estimated thattheirthisgroup of peopletie up are also inferior toZhang Yetogether.
旁边的郑教练和一种教练都用一种看神仙的目光看着他,也没人敢给张烨瞎出主意瞎指挥了,因为谁都知道,人家的身体素质比他们牛-逼太多了,估计他们这帮人绑一块也不如张烨。At this time, Ha Qiqihit the callwords.
这时,哈齐齐打来电话。Zhang Yemeets, „did Sister Ha, find the person?”张烨一接,“哈姐,找到人了吗?”Ha Qiqisaid: „Did not have, photographedrequestto be too highpersonal, thatseveral that beforelooked forare the Domesticquiteoutstandingphotographs.”哈齐齐道:“还没有,贴身摄像要求太高了,之前找的那几个已经是国内比较优秀的摄像了。”Zhang Yeshakes the head, „how manyare not definitely good, ordoes not have the outdoor lifeexperience, orhas not jumped overincluding the parachuting, thishas no waypersonalwith the racket, airbornescenewhat to do? What to domeets the rock climbingsituation? Althoughmyone's own can also takesceneselfie, butthisangle of view can't onetime, usethisangle of viewtwiceeach time? Therefore the personalphotographis very important, is importantinmotion picture teamanybody, Imustlook for an expert, thereforelooksagain, youwere inquiringwithcirclethathasfiercely.”张烨摇头,“那几个肯定不行,要不就是没有野外生活经验的,要不就是连跳伞都没跳过的,这个没法贴身跟拍的,空中镜头怎么办?遇到攀岩的情况怎么办?我自己虽然也可以拿镜头自拍,但这种视角一次两次可以,总不能每次都用这个视角吧?所以贴身摄像很重要,在摄制组里比任何人都重要,我一定得找一个行家,所以再找吧,你在跟圈儿里打听打听,有没有厉害的。”Ha Qiqi: „Good, Iaskagain.”哈齐齐:“好吧,我再问问。”Zhang Yesaid: „Grasps, quicklywithout enough time.”张烨道:“抓紧啊,快来不及了。”Ha Qiqi: „Understood.”哈齐齐:“明白了。”CCTVhas preparedsimilarly, one's ownhad also finished up, photographs the candidatepersonalactuallyslowlyundecidedly, healsoa littleworried.央视已经准备得差不多了,自己这边也完事儿了,贴身摄像人选却迟迟未定,他也有点着急了。Suddenly, anothertelephonehits.
忽然,又一个电话打来。IsMother.
是老妈。Zhang Yeanswers the telephone, „mother, Ifitness, does?”张烨接电话,“妈,我健身呢,干嘛?”Mothercomes up saying: „Chencheninschoolchallenge!”老妈上来就道:“辰辰在学校打架了!”“Ah?”Zhang Yeis scared, „withwhosechallenge?”“啊?”张烨傻眼,“跟谁打架啊?”Motherworries saying: „She the maleschoolmates in classhitting, Class Teachertelephoninghas made the guardianpass, the opposite partyguardianalsocame, is unforgivingin the school, youhurry!”老妈着急道:“她把班里的男同学给打了,班主任打电话让家长过去,对方家长也来了,在学校不依不饶呢,你赶紧去一趟!”Zhang Yesaid: „All various professions, do not worry, Igoimmediately!”张烨道:“行行,您别着急,我马上去!”Motherangrily said: „Yourseveral, do not haveoneto makemebe free from worry!”老妈气道:“你们几个啊,就没一个让我省心的!”Zhang Yedumbfounded , „her did challenge, howalsogive a rideme?”张烨哭笑不得,“她打架,怎么把我也捎上了?”„Has not learnedfromyou!”Mothersnort|humsaid.
“还不是跟你学的!”老妈哼道。Made the telephone call, Zhang Yehas hurried the junior middle school that droveChenchento go study.
挂了电话,张烨赶紧开车去辰辰就读的初中。
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…School.
学校。Somejunior middle schoolclass and grade.
初中某班级。Inclassnoisy, the personwere filled!
班里乱乱哄哄,人都挤满了!
A sturdyswarthymanis unforgiving there, the air/Qiresulted in the faceto be blue, „immediatelyletyourguardian! Immediately! Itoldyouthismatternot to end!”
一个身强力壮的黝黑男子在那里不依不饶,气得脸都青了,“马上让你家长来!马上!我告诉你这事儿没完!”Chenchencurls the lip, „he he.”辰辰撇嘴,“呵呵。”Class Teacherbusy[say / way]: „Fierceguardian, hadwordsto saywell.”班主任忙道:“猛猛家长,有话好好说。”NearbyseveralTeacheralsourged, „, had the wordsto saywell.”
旁边几个老师也劝,“是啊,有话好好说。”Sun Kuangmaneating[say / way]: „Did not say! Thiseducates the child?? Such littlechild, is such littlegirl, teachesherunexpectedlyMartial Arts? DestructiveenormousEight Trigrams Palm? Whichguardiansuchlacks the mind! Imustgivehimto selectlessontoday!”孙狂凶悍道:“好说不了!这是怎么教育孩子的啊?啊?这么小的孩子,还是这么小的女孩子,竟然教她国术?还是杀伤性极大的八卦掌?哪个家长这么缺心眼啊!我今天必须要给他点教训!”Chenchenwell, caught the eyeto looktohim.辰辰咦了一声,抬眼看向他。OtherschoolmatesandTeacherconfusedlyhave a look atChenchen.
其他同学和老师都迷茫地看看辰辰。Martial Arts?国术?Eight Trigrams Palm?八卦掌?Such can a childpossibly the martial arts?
这么点的小孩儿怎么可能会武术?Actuallytodaythismatteralsohad a scareallschoolmatesandTeacher, did not have the bigmatter, Sun XiaomengandChenchenareclassmates, class recessresttime, Sun Xiaomengis quite mischievous, mustowe the methodwith the femaleschoolmate, otherspencil case a caterpillar, thatfemaleschoolmatehad frightened at that timeto cry, Sun Xiaomenghas not calculatedthattakes the caterpillarfullclass and gradeto run, frightensin the class the girlto call, has criedseveral, finallyChenchenpounded on the tableto get up, threefisttwofeetfathave punchedoneSun Xiaomengunder all persondumbfoundedgazes , the schoolmateswere silly., After Teachercatches up, saw that thishas also been shocked, a bodyboardpetitegirl, pursues a chubbyboyto punch, can youimaginethatpicture? Theyknowthatoriginally this little girl who startsnot to get on well with otherssois unexpectedly aggressivefrom the admittance!
其实今天这事儿也把所有同学和老师们都吓了一跳,本来也没多大的事,孙小猛和辰辰是同班同学,课间休息的时候,孙小猛比较淘气,非得跟女同学欠招儿,把人家铅笔盒里塞了个毛毛虫,那女同学当时就吓哭了,孙小猛还不算完,拿着毛毛虫满班级跑,吓得班里女孩子嗷嗷叫,哭了好几个,结果辰辰拍桌子就起来了,三拳两脚就在所有人目瞪口呆的注视下把孙小猛胖揍了一顿,同学都傻了。,等老师赶来后看到这一幕也惊呆了,一个身子板娇小的女孩儿,追着一个胖乎乎的男孩子揍,你能想象那个画面吗?他们才知道,原来这个从入学开始就不怎么合群的小女孩竟如此生猛!Sun Kuangexclaimed: „How hasn't yourguardiancome?”孙狂吼道:“你家长怎么还没来?”His sonSun Xiaomenghas drawnhis fatherblack and blue, saidin a low voice: „Father, ok, we, wearejoke.”
他儿子孙小猛鼻青脸肿地拉了他爸爸一下,低声道:“爸,算了吧,我们,我们就是闹着玩呢。”Sun Kuang, „yourbearchild, jokedto haveface-smackingindignantly? Has? You are also, longwas so fatyouto eat without paying? Can't a girlyouhit? ImakeyoulearnEight Extremities Fistfrommesince childhoodyounotstudy! Nowwas good? Let the personbully?”孙狂气愤不已,“你个熊孩子,闹着玩有打脸的吗?有吗?你也是,长这么胖你白吃了啊?连个女孩子你都打不过?我让你从小跟我学八极拳你不学!现在好了吧?让人欺负了吧?”Chenchennarrows the eye, „do youpracticeEight Extremities Fist?”辰辰眯眼,“你练八极拳的?”Sun Kuangsneers, „do not think that yourEight Trigramslineage/veinhadGrandmasterto be supercilious, whichImusthave a look atyourguardianbut actuallyam.”孙狂冷笑,“别以为你们八卦一脉有个宗师就目中无人了,我倒要看看你家长是哪一路的。”Teacherknow that mustleaveimportant matter!老师们都知道要出大事!
The childwas hit, thisismustask the guardianto revenge!
孩子被打了,这是要找家长报仇呀!Listens, do twofamily membersalsopractice the martial arts? Can thishit not to kill?
听来听去,两家人还都是练武术的?这要打起来还不得出人命啊?Class Teacherurgentlysaid: „What to do.”班主任急道:“怎么办啊。”Language Teachersaid: „Warning!”语文老师道:“报警吧!”MathematicsTeacherwipes away sweat, „musthave an accident!”数学老师擦汗,“要出事啊!”Sun Kuangshouts: „HowtodayIteachyourguardianself-conduct!”孙狂喊道:“今天我就教教你家长怎么做人!”At this moment, wears the youth of sunglassesto appearin the classroomentrance.
就在这时,一个戴着墨镜的青年出现在了教室门口。Hesaid: „Hey, whoteachesmeself-conductIto listen!”
他道:“嘿哟,谁教我做人啊我听听!”
The personcame!
正主儿来了!Allpeopleare frightened out of one's wits!
所有人都魂飞魄散!„IsguardianChenchen!”
“是辰辰家长!”„Youwalkfirst!”
“你先走!”„Holds onquickly!”
“快拉住啊!”SeveralTeacherhurry to protectguardianChenchen, finallytheywere slowonestep.
几个老师赶紧想保护辰辰家长,结果他们还是慢了一步。
The Sun Kuangeyeballstares, has dividedon a fistwithout demur, „looks at the fist!”孙狂眼珠子一瞪,二话不说就一拳劈了下去,“看拳!”Resultthatsunglassesyouthwelcomedhandto keep off, wristoneshort, immediately.
结果那个墨镜青年迎手就是一挡,腕子一矮,迅即一顶。After a move, the sunglassesyouthmarksilkhas not moved.
一招过后,墨镜青年纹丝未动。
A Sun Kuangactuallyfacewith amazementpedalled the step onto draw backthreesteps.孙狂却一脸骇然地蹬蹬退了三步。
The sunglassesyouthwell, talked about with interest: „Eight Extremities Fist?”
墨镜青年咦了一声,乐道:“八极拳?”Sun Kuangstares the bigeye, is pointing athimastonished, „Fuck! Taiji Fist! Youare-youare-”heknewin a flash the status of opposite party, at onceisthinks that a matter, heis nearly startledspits blood, turned the headto observe closely the Chenchendirection, „Eight Trigrams Palm? Ifaint! You, youare the child of Rao Aimin!”孙狂瞪大眼,惊愕地指着他,“我草!太极拳!你是——你是——”他一瞬间就知道了对方的身份,旋即又是想到一件事,他惊得险些吐血,一转头盯住了辰辰的方向,“八卦掌?我晕!你,你是饶爱敏家的孩子!”Chenchen: „He He.”辰辰:“呵呵。”Sun Xiaomenghurries saying: „Father, are youall right?”孙小猛慌忙道:“爸,你没事吧?”Sun Kuangwantsto cry, this whole lifedoes not wantto cry!孙狂想哭,这辈子都没有这么想哭的时候!Zhang Ye!张烨!Rao Aimin!饶爱敏!As an member of Martial Arts, as a Eight Extremities Fistlineage/veinrankalsocalculates that veryhighperson, othersdo not know that whatthistheyhave representedinMartial Arts, hasn't heknown? Oneis the Martial Arts for dozensyearsable to move unhinderedworldfemalerogue, oneonceonepersonswept awayseveralfront doormajor sectidiots, thatin the person who Martial Artswalked sideways, thatiswhosawhas wished one couldto hide the person!
作为国术界的一份子,作为八极拳一脉辈分还算挺高的人,别人不知道这俩人在国术界代表了什么,他难道还不知道吗?一个是国术界几十年来纵横天下的女-流-氓,一个是曾经一人横扫十几个大门大派的混人,那都是在国术界横着走的主儿啊,那是谁见了都恨不得躲着走的主儿啊!crap!我了个去!HowIannoyedthesetwosmelly rogue!
我怎么惹上这俩臭-流-氓了啊!
The atmospherea littlestiffened, is very awkward.
气氛有点僵住了,很尴尬。Zhang Yeasked: „Alsopractices?”张烨问:“还练吗?”Ipracticeyour younger sister!
我练你妹啊!Sun Kuangbeckons with the hand saying: „, Ihave now thought through, children'smatterischildren'smatter, letstheirone's ownsolution, weare the guardianshould notmeddle, moreoverthisis a school, is the sacredplace, allshouldlisten toTeacher, ourguardianscannotact sloppily.”孙狂摆手道:“罢了,罢了,我现在想通了,孩子们的事就是孩子们的事,让他们自己解决,咱们做家长的不应该插手的啊,而且这是学校,是神圣的地方,一切都应该听老师的,咱们家长不能胡来。”
The studentscreate a disturbance: „!!!”
众学生起哄:“切!!!”Teacheralsoshowed the whites of the eyes, youdid not saya moment agoyou!老师们也翻起白眼,你刚才可不是这么说的啊你!Howevertheywere sillyalsoto look, fierceguardianthiswasdoes not doguardianChenchenobviously!
不过他们再傻也看出来了,猛猛家长这明显是干不过辰辰家长啊!Zhang Yearrives atsideChenchen, „what's the matter?”张烨走到辰辰身边,“怎么回事?”Chenchenhas referred toLittle Fatty, „hefrightens the personwith the insect.”辰辰指了指小胖子,“他拿虫子吓唬人。”Zhang Yestares, „thatcannothit the person, was the risingmarket quotation?”张烨瞪眼,“那也不能打人,涨行市了是不是?”Chenchensaid: „Iam also uselessfully.”辰辰道:“我又没用全力。”Zhang Yeangrily said: „Thatis not good.”张烨气道:“那也不行。”Chenchencurls the lip, „knew.”辰辰撇嘴,“知道了。”HeardChenchen saying that alsouselesslyfully, Sun Xiaomenga littletrembled.
听到辰辰说还没用全力,孙小猛就有点哆嗦。Sun Kuangalsoscoldedat this time: „Latercannotbullygirlin the school! Hearsnot to have!”孙狂这时也数落道:“以后在学校不许欺负女孩子!听见没有!”Sun Xiaomengwithers saying: „Hears the father.”孙小猛萎道:“听见啦爸。”
The matteralsocalculatedto be solved, both sidesshook hands.
事情也算解决了,双方握手言和。Teachersee that relaxed, luckilydoes not have an important matter.老师们见状,都松了一口气,幸亏没出大事。But the classschoolmatecould not sit still, the peoplegiveall roundsurroundedChenchenall of a sudden, yourmy, is much more excited.
但班里的同学则坐不住了,众人一下子就把辰辰给团团围住,你一句我一句,激动得不得了。„Chenchen, youare too fierce!”
“辰辰,你太厉害啦!”„Youare really aggressive!”
“你真生猛啊!”„Can't boyshityou?”
“男孩都打不过你?”„Howyoupractice?”
“你怎么练的啊?”„Chenchen, youteachme!”
“辰辰,你教教我吧!”„Chenchen, your father is also very fierce, ismartial arts worldExpert?? Isn'tyour father? Ithoughtin any caseheverygrowslooks likesuperstar.”
“辰辰,你爸也很厉害啊,是不是武林高手?啊?不是你爸啊?反正我看他长得挺像一个大明星的。”
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…Teacheroffice.
教师办公室。Zhang YeandSun Kuangtheywere called, Class Teachertothem, as soon aspassesscolds, „was just in front ofchildin the class, Icriticizeyouembarrassedly, youare the guardiantoodoes not make sense! GuardianChenchen, do youalsowear the sunglasses? RespectsTeacherto be goodslightly?”张烨和孙狂俩人被叫了进来,班主任对俩人一通数落,“刚刚在班里当着孩子的面,我没好意思批评你们,你们做家长的也太不像话了!辰辰家长,你怎么还戴着墨镜?稍微尊重一下老师行不行?”„Hi, forgot.”Zhang Yecasts off the sunglasses.
“嗨,忘了。”张烨才把墨镜摘掉。FinallyClass Teacherlookedwas silly, screamed: „Zhang Ye!?”
结果班主任一看就傻了,尖叫道:“张烨!?”Zhang Yesaid: „Child I have usually not taught, put to troubletoyou.”张烨道:“孩子我平时也没怎么管教,给您添麻烦了。”Class Teacherbusy[say / way]: „Isn't troublesome.”班主任忙道:“不麻烦不麻烦。”NearbyTeacherhave also tarried, calls out in alarmto surroundin abundance!
旁边的老师们也呆住了,纷纷惊呼着过来围观!„IsZhang Ye!”
“是张烨!”„Really ishe!”
“真是他!”„Heavens/Days! Saw the honorable person!”
“天啊!看见真人了!”AudiencesTeacherstartledis a beauty.
众老师惊为天人。Class Teacherthought that the postureis a little unattractive, immediatelyintentionallyput on a serious face, „you, oneisInternational Celebrity, oneis the Domesticrenownedphotographer, person who has the status, latermustpay attention the educationto the child, cannotidle, cannotspoil, can't understand?”班主任觉得姿势有点不漂亮,马上故意又板起脸,“你们啊,一个是国际明星,一个是国内著名摄影师,都是有身份的人,以后一定要注意对孩子的教育,不能懈怠,也不能溺爱,懂不懂?”Sun Kuangsaid: „UnderstoodTeacher.”孙狂道:“明白了老师。”Zhang Yesaid: „Blamesusto blameus.”张烨道:“怪我们怪我们。”Class Teacherum, thenhas taken satisfiedtwopapers, „signs the nameto give the telephone, if the laterchildhas problemsagain, Ilook foryou.”班主任满意地嗯了一声,然后拿出两张纸来,“都签一下名字留一下联系电话吧,如果以后孩子再出问题,我就找你们。”Zhang Yesigns the name, thenhas givenSun Kuang the pen.张烨就签上名字,然后把笔给了孙狂。Sun Kuang must sign, but the ball pendid not have the waterexactly, „Teacher, pen?”孙狂也要签,但是恰好圆珠笔没水了,“老师,还有笔吗?”Sees onlyClass Teacherto receiveseriouslywith the telephoneZhang Yethatsignature, collectionadmitsin the drawercautiously, hearwordbeckons with the hand, „is all right, youdo not use.”
只见班主任郑重其事地将张烨那张签名和电话收好,珍藏似的小心翼翼地放进抽屉里,闻言一摆手,“哦没事,你不用了。”Sun Kuangfaints.孙狂晕倒。Whatis I do not use?
什么叫我不用了?
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…Outsideschool.
学校外。Zhang Yetheywalkshoulder to shoulderoutward.张烨俩人并肩往外走。Sun Kuangdoes not pull rank, cups one hand in the other across the chest, „Master Zhang, offendstoday.”孙狂也不托大了,一拱手,“张师傅,今天得罪了。”Zhang Yesaid with a smile: „Master Sunis polite, does not hitis not acquainted, forchild.”张烨笑道:“孙师傅客气,不打不相识嘛,都是为了孩子。”
The Sun Kuanghearthas the intimacy, „, the presentchild, toodid not make the personbe free from worry, thatthis, wehad another chance to meet, Isaid goodbye.”孙狂心有戚戚,“唉,现在的孩子,太不让人省心了,那就这样,咱们后会有期,我告辞了。”„Master Sunplease do not bother to see me off.”Zhang Yeputs out a hand.
“孙师傅留步。”张烨一伸手。Sun Kuangstares, „does Master Zhang have the matter?”孙狂一愣,“张师傅还有事?”Zhang Yelookstohim, „are you a photographer?”张烨看向他,“你是摄影师?”Sun Kuangsaid with a smile: „Yes, is notIblows, inDomesticmya littlefame, manyworkswins the photographicgold medal, the overseashas won a prizeIalsoto take.”孙狂笑道:“是啊,不是我吹,在国内我还是有点名气的,不少作品都拿过摄影金奖,国外得奖我也拿过。”Zhang Yeis interested saying: „ Yourskillhow? „张烨感兴趣道:“你身手如何?“Sun Kuangis slightly awkward, „in front ofyourMaster Zhang, Idefinitelydoes not dareto say the skillto be good, butcommon35robust mennearlymybody.”孙狂略微尴尬,“在你张师傅面前,我肯定不敢说身手好,但寻常35个壮汉近不了我的身。”Zhang Yeblinks, „do youhave the experience of field survival?”张烨眨眼,“你有野外生存的经验吗?”„Has.”Sun Kuangdoes not understand that heaskedthisdoing, „Ipat the things of somenaturebasically, the plant, the insect, the sunrise, the sunset glow, sometimesin the open countryforscene, defends for 1-2 days, naturallyimpossibleinhotelnest, certainlymustin the open countrytent, go over hill and daleisroutine matter, does not blowwithyou, Mount EverestIclimb overtwice.”
“有啊。”孙狂不明白他问这个干嘛,“我基本就拍一些大自然的东西,植物,昆虫,日出,晚霞,有时候在野外为了一个镜头,一守就得一两天,当然不可能在酒店窝着,肯定要在野外搭帐篷的,翻山越岭更是常事儿,不是跟你吹,珠峰我就爬过两次。”Zhang Yesaidexcitedly: „Parachutingmeeting?”张烨兴奋道:“跳伞会吗?”Sun Kuangsaid: „Meeting.”孙狂道:“会啊。”Zhang Yeasked: „Diving?”张烨问:“潜水呢?”Sun Kuangsaid: „Previoustime, for a submarinework, Ihave spentdivingcard of a halfyear of testing.”孙狂道:“上次为了一个水下作品,我花了半年考的潜水证。”Zhang Yeasked: „Rock climbing?”张烨问:“攀岩呢?”Sun Kuangsaid: „Unarmedrock climbingpossiblyhangs, hasunderprotectionsituationnot to have the issue.”孙狂道:“徒手攀岩可能悬,有保护的情况下没问题。”Zhang Yemorelistens more excited.张烨越听越激动。Sun Kuangactuallywondered, „youasked that thesedid do?”孙狂却纳闷极了,“你问这些干嘛?”Zhang Yesaid with a smile: „Imustpatprogram, needs a personalphotograph, stillhadn't found the competentcandidate, Master Suninterested?”张烨笑道:“我要拍一个节目,需要个贴身摄像,一直没找到能胜任的人选,孙师傅有没有兴趣?”Sun Kuanghas a scare, „did youinviteme?”孙狂吓一跳,“你请我?”Zhang Yenods, „right.”张烨点头,“对。”Sun Kuangsaid: „Whenpats?”孙狂道:“什么时候拍?”Zhang Yesaid: „Immediatelystarting.”张烨道:“马上开机。”
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