IRAS :: Volume #17

#1656: 【Chenchen challenge!】


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In the morning. 上午。 Sister Lan gym. 岚姐的健身房。 Zhang Ye came today, goal mainly to reduce the fat and exercise muscle, pats electricity Movie Queen he a little to be negligent in the exercise, wife's cook is also good, daily in many that home eats, the musculi abdominis quickly could not look, therefore he wants before recording program makes the one's own muscle dimension again bigger, was clearer, in program had stripped scene unavoidably, like this after being publicized on TV , the attractive point, will be helpful to Viewership Ratings. 张烨今天又来了,目的主要是为了减脂和锻炼肌肉,拍完电影后他就有点疏于锻炼,妻子的厨艺又好,天天在家吃的很多,腹肌都快看不出来了,所以他想在录制节目之前让自己的肌肉维度再大一些,清晰一些,节目中难免有光膀子的镜头,这样上了电视后也会好看点,有助于收视率 Lies to push. 卧推。 Deeply squats. 深蹲。 Carries. 拉背。 Jogging. 跑步。 Finally one set gets down, this goods have not left including the perspiration. 结果一整套下来,这货连汗都没怎么出。 Nearby Coach Zheng and a coach with one type the vision that looks at the deity visits him, nobody dares to offer advice to issue arbitrary and confused orders to Zhang Ye blindly, because everyone knows that others physical qualities were too more than their fucking awesome, it is estimated that their this group of people tie up are also inferior to Zhang Ye together. 旁边的郑教练和一种教练都用一种看神仙的目光看着他,也没人敢给张烨瞎出主意瞎指挥了,因为谁都知道,人家的身体素质比他们牛-逼太多了,估计他们这帮人绑一块也不如张烨 At this time, Ha Qiqi hit the call words. 这时,哈齐齐来电话。 Zhang Ye meets, „did Sister Ha, find the person?” 张烨一接,“哈姐,找到人了吗?” Ha Qiqi said: Did not have, photographed request to be too high personal, that several that before looked for are the Domestic quite outstanding photographs.” 哈齐齐道:“还没有,贴身摄像要求太高了,之前找的那几个已经是国内比较优秀的摄像了。” Zhang Ye shakes the head, „how many are not definitely good, or does not have the outdoor life experience, or has not jumped over including the parachuting, this has no way personal with the racket, airborne scene what to do? What to do meets the rock climbing situation? Although my one's own can also take scene selfie, but this angle of view can't one time, use this angle of view twice each time? Therefore the personal photograph is very important, is important in motion picture team anybody, I must look for an expert, therefore looks again, you were inquiring with circle that has fiercely.” 张烨摇头,“那几个肯定不行,要不就是没有野外生活经验的,要不就是连跳伞都没跳过的,这个没法贴身跟拍的,空中镜头怎么办?遇到攀岩的情况怎么办?我自己虽然也可以拿镜头自拍,但这种视角一次两次可以,总不能每次都用这个视角吧?所以贴身摄像很重要,在摄制组里比任何人都重要,我一定得找一个行家,所以再找吧,你在跟圈儿里打听打听,有没有厉害的。” Ha Qiqi: Good, I ask again.” 哈齐齐:“好吧,我再问问。” Zhang Ye said: Grasps, quickly without enough time.” 张烨道:“抓紧啊,快来不及了。” Ha Qiqi: Understood.” 哈齐齐:“明白了。” CCTV has prepared similarly, one's own had also finished up, photographs the candidate personal actually slowly undecidedly, he also a little worried. 央视已经准备得差不多了,自己这边也完事儿了,贴身摄像人选却迟迟未定,他也有点着急了。 Suddenly, another telephone hits. 忽然,又一个电话打来。 Is Mother. 老妈 Zhang Ye answers the telephone, mother, I fitness, does?” 张烨接电话,“妈,我健身呢,干嘛?” Mother comes up saying: Chenchen in school challenge!” 老妈上来就道:“辰辰在学校打架了!” “Ah?” Zhang Ye is scared, with whose challenge?” “啊?”张烨傻眼,“跟谁打架啊?” Mother worries saying: She the male schoolmates in class hitting, Class Teacher telephoning has made the guardian pass, the opposite party guardian also came, is unforgiving in the school, you hurry!” 老妈着急道:“她把班里的男同学给打了,班主任打电话让家长过去,对方家长也来了,在学校不依不饶呢,你赶紧去一趟!” Zhang Ye said: All various professions, do not worry, I go immediately!” 张烨道:“行行,您别着急,我马上去!” Mother angrily said: Your several, do not have one to make me be free from worry!” 老妈气道:“你们几个啊,就没一个让我省心的!” Zhang Ye dumbfounded , her did challenge, how also give a ride me?” 张烨哭笑不得,“她打架,怎么把我也捎上了?” Has not learned from you!” Mother snort|hum said. “还不是跟你学的!”老妈哼道。 Made the telephone call, Zhang Ye has hurried the junior middle school that drove Chenchen to go study. 挂了电话,张烨赶紧开车去辰辰就读的初中。 ... School. 学校。 Some junior middle school class and grade. 初中某班级。 In class noisy, the person were filled! 班里乱乱哄哄,人都挤满了! A sturdy swarthy man is unforgiving there, the air/Qi resulted in the face to be blue, immediately let your guardian! Immediately! I told you this matter not to end!” 一个身强力壮的黝黑男子在那里不依不饶,气得脸都青了,“马上让你家长来!马上!我告诉你这事儿没完!” Chenchen curls the lip, he he.” 辰辰撇嘴,“呵呵。” Class Teacher busy [say / way]: Fierce guardian, had words to say well.” 班主任忙道:“猛猛家长,有话好好说。” Nearby several Teacher also urged, „, had the words to say well.” 旁边几个老师也劝,“是啊,有话好好说。” Sun Kuang maneating [say / way]: Did not say! This educates the child?? Such little child, is such little girl, teaches her unexpectedly Martial Arts? Destructive enormous Eight Trigrams Palm? Which guardian such lacks the mind! I must give him to select lesson today!” 孙狂凶悍道:“好说不了!这是怎么教育孩子的啊?啊?这么小的孩子,还是这么小的女孩子,竟然教她国术?还是杀伤性极大的八卦掌?哪个家长这么缺心眼啊!我今天必须要给他点教训!” Chenchen well, caught the eye to look to him. 辰辰咦了一声,抬眼看向他。 Other schoolmates and Teacher confusedly have a look at Chenchen. 其他同学和老师都迷茫地看看辰辰 Martial Arts? 国术 Eight Trigrams Palm? 八卦掌 Such can a child possibly the martial arts? 这么点的小孩儿怎么可能会武术? Actually today this matter also had a scare all schoolmates and Teacher, did not have the big matter, Sun Xiaomeng and Chenchen are classmates, class recess rest time, Sun Xiaomeng is quite mischievous, must owe the method with the female schoolmate, others pencil case a caterpillar, that female schoolmate had frightened at that time to cry, Sun Xiaomeng has not calculated that takes the caterpillar full class and grade to run, frightens in the class the girl to call, has cried several, finally Chenchen pounded on the table to get up, three fist two feet fat have punched one Sun Xiaomeng under all person dumbfounded gazes , the schoolmates were silly., After Teacher catches up, saw that this has also been shocked, a body board petite girl, pursues a chubby boy to punch, can you imagine that picture? They know that originally this little girl who starts not to get on well with others so is unexpectedly aggressive from the admittance! 其实今天这事儿也把所有同学和老师们都吓了一跳,本来也没多大的事,孙小猛辰辰是同班同学,课间休息的时候,孙小猛比较淘气,非得跟女同学欠招儿,把人家铅笔盒里塞了个毛毛虫,那女同学当时就吓哭了,孙小猛还不算完,拿着毛毛虫满班级跑,吓得班里女孩子嗷嗷叫,哭了好几个,结果辰辰拍桌子就起来了,三拳两脚就在所有人目瞪口呆的注视下把孙小猛胖揍了一顿,同学都傻了。,等老师赶来后看到这一幕也惊呆了,一个身子板娇小的女孩儿,追着一个胖乎乎的男孩子揍,你能想象那个画面吗?他们才知道,原来这个从入学开始就不怎么合群的小女孩竟如此生猛! Sun Kuang exclaimed: How hasn't your guardian come?” 孙狂吼道:“你家长怎么还没来?” His son Sun Xiaomeng has drawn his father black and blue, said in a low voice: Father, ok, we, we are joke.” 他儿子孙小猛鼻青脸肿地拉了他爸爸一下,低声道:“爸,算了吧,我们,我们就是闹着玩呢。” Sun Kuang, your bear child, joked to have face-smacking indignantly? Has? You are also, long was so fat you to eat without paying? Can't a girl you hit? I make you learn Eight Extremities Fist from me since childhood you not study! Now was good? Let the person bully?” 孙狂气愤不已,“你个熊孩子,闹着玩有打脸的吗?有吗?你也是,长这么胖你白吃了啊?连个女孩子你都打不过?我让你从小跟我学八极拳你不学!现在好了吧?让人欺负了吧?” Chenchen narrows the eye, „do you practice Eight Extremities Fist?” 辰辰眯眼,“你练八极拳的?” Sun Kuang sneers, do not think that your Eight Trigrams lineage/vein had Grandmaster to be supercilious, which I must have a look at your guardian but actually am.” 孙狂冷笑,“别以为你们八卦一脉有个宗师就目中无人了,我倒要看看你家长是哪一路的。” Teacher know that must leave important matter! 老师们都知道要出大事! The child was hit, this is must ask the guardian to revenge! 孩子被打了,这是要找家长报仇呀! Listens, do two family members also practice the martial arts? Can this hit not to kill? 听来听去,两家人还都是练武术的?这要打起来还不得出人命啊? Class Teacher urgently said: What to do.” 班主任急道:“怎么办啊。” Language Teacher said: Warning!” 语文老师道:“报警吧!” Mathematics Teacher wipes away sweat, must have an accident!” 数学老师擦汗,“要出事啊!” Sun Kuang shouts: How today I teach your guardian self-conduct!” 孙狂喊道:“今天我就教教你家长怎么做人!” At this moment, wears the youth of sunglasses to appear in the classroom entrance. 就在这时,一个戴着墨镜的青年出现在了教室门口。 He said: Hey, who teaches me self-conduct I to listen!” 他道:“嘿哟,谁教我做人啊我听听!” The person came! 正主儿来了! All people are frightened out of one's wits! 所有人都魂飞魄散! Is guardian Chenchen!” “是辰辰家长!” You walk first!” “你先走!” Holds on quickly!” “快拉住啊!” Several Teacher hurry to protect guardian Chenchen, finally they were slow one step. 几个老师赶紧想保护辰辰家长,结果他们还是慢了一步。 The Sun Kuang eyeball stares, has divided on a fist without demur, looks at the fist!” 孙狂眼珠子一瞪,二话不说就一拳劈了下去,“看拳!” Result that sunglasses youth welcomed hand to keep off, wrist one short, immediately. 结果那个墨镜青年迎手就是一挡,腕子一矮,迅即一顶。 After a move, the sunglasses youth mark silk has not moved. 一招过后,墨镜青年纹丝未动。 A Sun Kuang actually face with amazement pedalled the step on to draw back three steps. 孙狂却一脸骇然地蹬蹬退了三步。 The sunglasses youth well, talked about with interest: Eight Extremities Fist?” 墨镜青年咦了一声,乐道:“八极拳?” Sun Kuang stares the big eye, is pointing at him astonished, Fuck! Taiji Fist! You are - you are - he knew in a flash the status of opposite party, at once is thinks that a matter, he is nearly startled spits blood, turned the head to observe closely the Chenchen direction, Eight Trigrams Palm? I faint! You, you are the child of Rao Aimin!” 孙狂瞪大眼,惊愕地指着他,“我草太极拳!你是——你是——”他一瞬间就知道了对方的身份,旋即又是想到一件事,他惊得险些吐血,一转头盯住了辰辰的方向,“八卦掌?我晕!你,你是饶爱敏家的孩子!” Chenchen: He He.” 辰辰:“呵呵。” Sun Xiaomeng hurries saying: Father, are you all right?” 孙小猛慌忙道:“爸,你没事吧?” Sun Kuang wants to cry, this whole life does not want to cry! 孙狂想哭,这辈子都没有这么想哭的时候! Zhang Ye! 张烨 Rao Aimin! 饶爱敏 As an member of Martial Arts, as a Eight Extremities Fist lineage/vein rank also calculates that very high person, others do not know that what this they have represented in Martial Arts, hasn't he known? One is the Martial Arts for dozens years able to move unhindered world female rogue, one once one person swept away several front door major sect idiots, that in the person who Martial Arts walked sideways, that is who saw has wished one could to hide the person! 作为国术界的一份子,作为八极拳一脉辈分还算挺高的人,别人不知道这俩人在国术界代表了什么,他难道还不知道吗?一个是国术界几十年来纵横天下的女-流-氓,一个是曾经一人横扫十几个大门大派的混人,那都是在国术界横着走的主儿啊,那是谁见了都恨不得躲着走的主儿啊! crap! 我了个去 How I annoyed these two smelly rogue! 我怎么惹上这俩臭-流-氓了啊! The atmosphere a little stiffened, is very awkward. 气氛有点僵住了,很尴尬。 Zhang Ye asked: Also practices?” 张烨问:“还练吗?” I practice your younger sister! 我练你妹啊! Sun Kuang beckons with the hand saying: „, I have now thought through, children's matter is children's matter, lets their one's own solution, we are the guardian should not meddle, moreover this is a school, is the sacred place, all should listen to Teacher, our guardians cannot act sloppily.” 孙狂摆手道:“罢了,罢了,我现在想通了,孩子们的事就是孩子们的事,让他们自己解决,咱们做家长的不应该插手的啊,而且这是学校,是神圣的地方,一切都应该听老师的,咱们家长不能胡来。” The students create a disturbance: „!!!” 众学生起哄:“切!!!” Teacher also showed the whites of the eyes, you did not say a moment ago you! 老师们也翻起白眼,你刚才可不是这么说的啊你! However they were silly also to look, fierce guardian this was does not do guardian Chenchen obviously! 不过他们再傻也看出来了,猛猛家长这明显是干不过辰辰家长啊! Zhang Ye arrives at side Chenchen, what's the matter?” 张烨走到辰辰身边,“怎么回事?” Chenchen has referred to Little Fatty, he frightens the person with the insect.” 辰辰指了指小胖子,“他拿虫子吓唬人。” Zhang Ye stares, that cannot hit the person, was the rising market quotation?” 张烨瞪眼,“那也不能打人,涨行市了是不是?” Chenchen said: I am also useless fully.” 辰辰道:“我又没用全力。” Zhang Ye angrily said: That is not good.” 张烨气道:“那也不行。” Chenchen curls the lip, knew.” 辰辰撇嘴,“知道了。” Heard Chenchen saying that also uselessly fully, Sun Xiaomeng a little trembled. 听到辰辰说还没用全力,孙小猛就有点哆嗦。 Sun Kuang also scolded at this time: Later cannot bully girl in the school! Hears not to have!” 孙狂这时也数落道:“以后在学校不许欺负女孩子!听见没有!” Sun Xiaomeng withers saying: Hears the father.” 孙小猛萎道:“听见啦爸。” The matter also calculated to be solved, both sides shook hands. 事情也算解决了,双方握手言和。 Teacher see that relaxed, luckily does not have an important matter. 老师们见状,都松了一口气,幸亏没出大事。 But the class schoolmate could not sit still, the people give all round surrounded Chenchen all of a sudden, your my, is much more excited. 但班里的同学则坐不住了,众人一下子就把辰辰给团团围住,你一句我一句,激动得不得了。 Chenchen, you are too fierce!” 辰辰,你太厉害啦!” You are really aggressive!” “你真生猛啊!” „Can't boys hit you?” “男孩都打不过你?” How you practice?” “你怎么练的啊?” Chenchen, you teach me!” 辰辰,你教教我吧!” Chenchen, your father is also very fierce, is martial arts world Expert?? Isn't your father? I thought in any case he very grows looks like superstar.” 辰辰,你爸也很厉害啊,是不是武林高手?啊?不是你爸啊?反正我看他长得挺像一个大明星的。” ... Teacher office. 教师办公室。 Zhang Ye and Sun Kuang they were called, Class Teacher to them, as soon as passes scolds, „was just in front of child in the class, I criticize you embarrassedly, you are the guardian too does not make sense! Guardian Chenchen, do you also wear the sunglasses? Respects Teacher to be good slightly?” 张烨孙狂俩人被叫了进来,班主任对俩人一通数落,“刚刚在班里当着孩子的面,我没好意思批评你们,你们做家长的也太不像话了!辰辰家长,你怎么还戴着墨镜?稍微尊重一下老师行不行?” Hi, forgot.” Zhang Ye casts off the sunglasses. “嗨,忘了。”张烨才把墨镜摘掉。 Finally Class Teacher looked was silly, screamed: Zhang Ye!?” 结果班主任一看就傻了,尖叫道:“张烨!?” Zhang Ye said: Child I have usually not taught, put to trouble to you.” 张烨道:“孩子我平时也没怎么管教,给您添麻烦了。” Class Teacher busy [say / way]: Isn't troublesome.” 班主任忙道:“不麻烦不麻烦。” Nearby Teacher have also tarried, calls out in alarm to surround in abundance! 旁边的老师们也呆住了,纷纷惊呼着过来围观! Is Zhang Ye!” “是张烨!” Really is he!” “真是他!” Heavens/Days! Saw the honorable person!” 天啊!看见真人了!” Audiences Teacher startled is a beauty. 老师惊为天人。 Class Teacher thought that the posture is a little unattractive, immediately intentionally put on a serious face, you, one is International Celebrity, one is the Domestic renowned photographer, person who has the status, later must pay attention the education to the child, cannot idle, cannot spoil, can't understand?” 班主任觉得姿势有点不漂亮,马上故意又板起脸,“你们啊,一个是国际明星,一个是国内著名摄影师,都是有身份的人,以后一定要注意对孩子的教育,不能懈怠,也不能溺爱,懂不懂?” Sun Kuang said: Understood Teacher.” 孙狂道:“明白了老师。” Zhang Ye said: Blames us to blame us.” 张烨道:“怪我们怪我们。” Class Teacher um, then has taken satisfied two papers, signs the name to give the telephone, if the later child has problems again, I look for you.” 班主任满意地嗯了一声,然后拿出两张纸来,“都签一下名字留一下联系电话吧,如果以后孩子再出问题,我就找你们。” Zhang Ye signs the name, then has given Sun Kuang the pen. 张烨就签上名字,然后把笔给了孙狂 Sun Kuang must sign, but the ball pen did not have the water exactly, Teacher, pen?” 孙狂也要签,但是恰好圆珠笔没水了,“老师,还有笔吗?” Sees only Class Teacher to receive seriously with the telephone Zhang Ye that signature, collection admits in the drawer cautiously, hear word beckons with the hand, is all right, you do not use.” 只见班主任郑重其事地将张烨那张签名和电话收好,珍藏似的小心翼翼地放进抽屉里,闻言一摆手,“哦没事,你不用了。” Sun Kuang faints. 孙狂晕倒。 What is I do not use? 什么叫我不用了? ... Outside school. 学校外。 Zhang Ye they walk shoulder to shoulder outward. 张烨俩人并肩往外走。 Sun Kuang does not pull rank, cups one hand in the other across the chest, Master Zhang, offends today.” 孙狂也不托大了,一拱手,“张师傅,今天得罪了。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Master Sun is polite, does not hit is not acquainted, for child.” 张烨笑道:“孙师傅客气,不打不相识嘛,都是为了孩子。” The Sun Kuang heart has the intimacy, „, the present child, too did not make the person be free from worry, that this, we had another chance to meet, I said goodbye.” 孙狂心有戚戚,“唉,现在的孩子,太不让人省心了,那就这样,咱们后会有期,我告辞了。” Master Sun please do not bother to see me off.” Zhang Ye puts out a hand. 孙师傅留步。”张烨一伸手。 Sun Kuang stares, „does Master Zhang have the matter?” 孙狂一愣,“张师傅还有事?” Zhang Ye looks to him, „are you a photographer?” 张烨看向他,“你是摄影师?” Sun Kuang said with a smile: Yes, is not I blows, in Domestic my a little fame, many works wins the photographic gold medal, the overseas has won a prize I also to take.” 孙狂笑道:“是啊,不是我吹,在国内我还是有点名气的,不少作品都拿过摄影金奖,国外得奖我也拿过。” Zhang Ye is interested saying: „ Your skill how? „ 张烨感兴趣道:“你身手如何?“ Sun Kuang is slightly awkward, in front of your Master Zhang, I definitely does not dare to say the skill to be good, but common 35 robust men nearly my body.” 孙狂略微尴尬,“在你张师傅面前,我肯定不敢说身手好,但寻常35个壮汉近不了我的身。” Zhang Ye blinks, „do you have the experience of field survival?” 张烨眨眼,“你有野外生存的经验吗?” Has.” Sun Kuang does not understand that he asked this doing, I pat the things of some nature basically, the plant, the insect, the sunrise, the sunset glow, sometimes in the open country for scene, defends for 1-2 days, naturally impossible in hotel nest, certainly must in the open country tent, go over hill and dale is routine matter, does not blow with you, Mount Everest I climb over twice.” “有啊。”孙狂不明白他问这个干嘛,“我基本就拍一些大自然的东西,植物,昆虫,日出,晚霞,有时候在野外为了一个镜头,一守就得一两天,当然不可能在酒店窝着,肯定要在野外搭帐篷的,翻山越岭更是常事儿,不是跟你吹,珠峰我就爬过两次。” Zhang Ye said excitedly: Parachuting meeting?” 张烨兴奋道:“跳伞会吗?” Sun Kuang said: Meeting.” 孙狂道:“会啊。” Zhang Ye asked: Diving?” 张烨问:“潜水呢?” Sun Kuang said: Previous time, for a submarine work, I have spent diving card of a half year of testing.” 孙狂道:“上次为了一个水下作品,我花了半年考的潜水证。” Zhang Ye asked: Rock climbing?” 张烨问:“攀岩呢?” Sun Kuang said: Unarmed rock climbing possibly hangs, has under protection situation not to have the issue.” 孙狂道:“徒手攀岩可能悬,有保护的情况下没问题。” Zhang Ye more listens more excited. 张烨越听越激动。 Sun Kuang actually wondered, you asked that these did do?” 孙狂却纳闷极了,“你问这些干嘛?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: I must pat program, needs a personal photograph, still hadn't found the competent candidate, Master Sun interested?” 张烨笑道:“我要拍一个节目,需要个贴身摄像,一直没找到能胜任的人选,孙师傅有没有兴趣?” Sun Kuang has a scare, „did you invite me?” 孙狂吓一跳,“你请我?” Zhang Ye nods, right.” 张烨点头,“对。” Sun Kuang said: When pats?” 孙狂道:“什么时候拍?” Zhang Ye said: Immediately starting.” 张烨道:“马上开机。”
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