In the evening.
当晚。Infamily|home.
家里。Zhang Yedrivesto go home, saw the whole familyspeechlesslook.张烨开车一回家,就看到了一家人无语的眼神。„Hasn't father, mother, youwalked?”Zhang Yesaid with a smile.
“爸,妈,你们还没走呐?”张烨笑道。Fatherangrily said: „Yourhowanythingdaresto say!”老爸气道:“你怎么什么都敢说啊!”Motheralsogets angry: „YouDo not blowfucking awesome isgood??”老妈也怒道:“你不吹-牛-逼行不行啊?啊?”Zhang Yesaidwith a laugh: „Mythatis not the publicitynewmovie.”张烨笑呵呵道:“我那不是宣传新电影嘛。”Motherstareshim, „youmaybe really good, youdid not fear that yourwifetidies upyou!”老妈瞪瞪他,“你可真行,你也不怕你媳妇儿收拾你!”Zhang Yelaughs, „Hahaha!”张烨大笑,“哈哈哈!”„Youalsosmile!”Motherquirk.
“你还笑!”老妈火道。That side, Wu Zeqinghas smiled, „mother, all right, youhad not seen that heiscracks a joke?”
那边,吴则卿笑了下,“妈,没事,您没看出他是开玩笑呢?”ButSisiactuallydoes not do, shea moment agoalsoandGrandpaGrandmalooked atlive broadcasttogether, comes upto holdfather'ssleeveto shake, „father, mother is pretty! The motheris pretty!”
但思思却不干了,她刚才也和爷爷奶奶一起看了直播,上去就抓住爸爸的袖子晃悠,“爸爸,妈妈漂亮!妈妈漂亮!”Zhang Yespoilsto hugher, „right, mother isin the worldis prettiest.”张烨溺爱地抱起她,“对,妈妈是世界上最漂亮的。”Sisithensatisfies, „.”思思这才满意,“嗯。”Wu Zeqinghas also touchedunderdaughter'ssmallheadwith a smile.吴则卿也笑着摸了下女儿的小脑袋。Attire-compelsis an art.
装-逼是一门艺术。Today, Zhang Yedisplayedextremeit.
今天,张烨把它发挥到了极致。OnZhang YeonceEarth, hasby the netizensis recommendedconsistentlyresounds throughDomesticfour-big-compels-king, thesefourpeopleseparatelyare:
在张烨曾经的地球上,有着被网友们一致推举响彻国内的四-大-逼-王,这四个人分别是:Does not have a thing in the worldWang Jianlin.
一无所有王健林。Ordinary householdMa Huateng.
普通家庭马化腾。Ma YunmostregretcreatesAli.
马云最悔创阿里。Does not knowwifebeautifulLiu Qiangdong.
不知妻美刘强东。Probably becausethesefourpeoplein publicpublishhave let the nationalpeopleshockingattire of -compels-it-word, each few wordsoncewere smiledto overturn the heavensby his people of world, varioustypes of screenshots, varioustypes of expressionpackages, variousridicule, butthe day, Zhang Yeat the release conferenceallused the one breath of famous saying of thatfourperson, finallyovernight, Zhang Yeunsuspensefullybecamethisworldcompelled-king, simplydid not haveanyto competeopponent!
盖因这四个人都在公开场合发表过让全国民众震惊的装-逼-之-言,每一段话都曾被他那个世界的民众笑翻天过,各种截图,各种表情包,各种吐槽,而这一天,张烨把那四个人的名言在发布会上一口气全都用上了,结果一夜之间,张烨就毫无悬念地成为了这个世界的逼-王,根本没有任何竞争对手了!
...
…Domestic.国内。Online.
网上。
The netizenshave smiledto hoodwink!
网友已经笑蒙了!„paralysis! Thisgoodstoowave!”
“麻痹!这货太浪了!”„Hahahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”„Whoopsreallylaughed atme!”
“哎呦真的笑死我了!”„Small targethundred million? Does not have the problemoldiron!”
“小目标一个亿?没毛病老铁!”„Thismale servantwas madmehappily! Yourhis motheralsoordinary household? We cannot die!”
“这厮把我气乐了!你他妈还普通家庭?那我们不得死去啊!”„Mother the egg, Earthcould not blockthisgoods!”
“妈了蛋,地球已经拦不住这货了!”„HewantsonHeavens/Dayshe!”
“他是要上天啊他!”„Attire-compels- such impudent and shamelessperson who thinks, myfirsttimesees!”
“装-逼-装的这么厚颜无耻的人,我第一次见啊!”„Doesn't knowwifebeautiful? Attire-compelsmeto takeyou!”
“不知妻美?装-逼我就服你!”„PūHahahaha! The reportershave cried, does not knowcompletelyhowto say! Firsttimesaw that hadCelebrityto be ablethisgroup of reportersto saydoes not wantto inquire!”
“噗哈哈哈哈!现场记者都哭了,完全不知道怎么接话了啊!第一次见到有明星能把这帮记者说的不想提问了啊!”„Present age-compels-kingwas born!”
“当代-逼-王诞生了!”„This-compels-attire, Tai Qingnewwas refined!”
“这个-逼-装的,太清新脱俗了!”„Thisgoodswant dead popularity!”
“这货是想把人气死啊!”„Yes, thisyourmotherclearlyisshows off!”
“是啊,这你妈分明是炫耀啊!”„I, ifcanhave a suchprettywife, Ihave a dreammustdiehappily, resultfellowsaidunexpectedlyhedoes not know the one's ownwifeis pretty! Ifaint! Howyoudo not die!”
“我要是能有个这么漂亮的媳妇儿,我做梦都得乐死啊,结果这家伙居然说他不知道自己媳妇儿漂不漂亮!我晕!你怎么不去死啊!”„face-smacking Zhangthisfellowwas incurable!”
“打脸张这家伙已经没救了!”„Zhang Yethisopens mouth! Oh!”
“张烨这张嘴呀!唉!”„Thisgoods120 cattys in weight, 119jin (0.5 kg)onmouth!”
“这货体重120斤,119斤都在嘴上!”ridicule!吐槽!Speechless!
无语!Laughter!
爆笑!At a Zhang Yerelease conference„fourbigfamous sayings”, resound throughDomesticinstantaneously!张烨一场发布会上的“四大名言”,瞬间响彻国内!
The screenshot in live broadcastby the netizens of good deedwas also manufactured the expressionpackage, the firespreads the nationall of a sudden, encounters the insanebiographies of innumerablenetizen, time, the Domesticpeopleanticipated«Wolf Warriors 2»has screened, theywantto knowhowZhang Yesuddenlyhassuchin a big waywas self-confident.直播中的截图也被好事的网友们制作成了表情包,一下子火遍全国,遭到无数网友的疯传,一时间,国内民众更加期待《战狼2》的上映了,他们都想知道张烨怎么忽然之间有这么大的自信了。Mediaalsoininsanebiography.
媒体也在疯传。«Zhang Yefaceblindsickness?»
《张烨脸盲症?》«Zhang Ye: Iam the ordinary household!»
《张烨:我是普通家庭!》«Zhang Yegivesyoung people'ssuggestion: Firstmakesonehundred million!»
《张烨给年轻人的建议:先挣一个亿!》«Zhang Yeexpressionpackagebyhotbiography!»
《张烨表情包遭热传!》
The «Zhang Yenewmoviehas not broadcastis hotfirst!»
《张烨新电影未播先火!》Online.
网上。Undernet.
网下。
The newsdoes not have the dead angleto coversimply.
消息简直无死角覆盖。Has saying that thistimemovierelease conference, was too truly successful, the goal of Zhang Yedevelopmentarrangemeeting, originallyalsofor the publicitymovie, finallyovernight, Zhang Ye and «Wolf Warriors 2»namewrested awayeachnewsheadline, the heat degreehas mounted the apexinstantaneously, rodeto be above mundane thoughts!
不得不说,这次的电影发布会,确实太成功了,张烨开发布会的目的,本来也是为了宣传电影的,结果一夜之间,张烨和《战狼2》的名字就霸占了各个新闻头条,热度瞬间登上了顶点,一骑绝尘!
...
…Next day.
第二天。Very early in the morning.
一早。InPlayful Association Groupis very active.逗比群里很活跃。Thiswas the pastDomesticEntertainment CircleestablishedCelebritychatgroup, has been dyingoriginally, but since Zhang Yereturned, the groupwas also mysteriousresurrecting.
这是个当年国内娱乐圈老牌明星的聊天群,本来都已经快死了,但自打张烨归来之后,群又神奇般的复活了。Ning Lan: „does Zhang Ye, get out of bed?”宁兰:“张烨,起床没有?”Shu Han: „Teacher Zhangcomes outto chat, yesterdayhas been making a movie, todaysaw that yesterday'sreportermetlive broadcast, Hahahaha, has smiledmymorning!”舒涵:“张老师出来聊,昨天一直在拍戏,今天才看到昨天的记者会直播,哈哈哈哈,笑了我一早上啊!”Amy: „Is expensivetoZhang Ye!”AMY:“给张爷贵了!”Zhang Yealsoreallycame out, „is laughed, is laughed.”张烨还真出来了,“见笑啊,见笑。”Chen Guang: „Myfirsttimesees the personsuchpublicitymovie!”陈光:“我第一次见人这么宣传电影的啊!”Fan Wenli: „Zhang'er, yourthisopened mouthincurablyalreadyyou.”范文丽:“张儿,你这张嘴已经没救了你。”Zhang Ye: „Hahaha, Yao Jiancai, Dong Shanshan, shortly afteronthisfirst showing, publicityfoughthas fired, everybodykeep it up.”张烨:“哈哈哈,姚建才,董杉杉,没多久就该首映了,宣传战已经打响了,大家加油啊。”Dong Shanshan: „meet again/goodbye!”董杉杉:“再见!”Yao Jiancai: „He He, wemay unable to installsuchin a big way--compels!”姚建才:“呵呵,我们可装不了这么大-的-逼!”Li Kecrops up: „Wishyourbox officeto sellgreatly.”栗柯冒头:“祝你票房大卖。”Zhang Ye: „ThanksOld Li.”张烨:“谢谢老栗。”Li Xiaoxianhas sent a smiling face, „ouralsoWeibohelpsyourpublicitynew film.”李小娴发了个笑脸,“我们也微薄帮你宣传一下新片。”Xiaodong: „Ihave retransmittedin the morning.”小冬:“我早上已经转发了。”Huo Dongfang: „Transferred, wishsellsgreatly.”霍东方:“已转,祝大卖。”Zhang Ye: „Thankseverybody, intensethanks!”张烨:“谢谢大伙儿,强烈感谢!”
The Ning Lanblackmailsaid: „If the box office can fivehundred million, weprobablyeatyouruthlesslyone!”宁兰敲诈道:“要是票房能到五个亿,我们得吃你一顿狠的!”AnothermovieDirectoralsocame out, „, right!”
另一电影导演也出来了,“哈哈,对!”Zhang Yetypeswith a smile: „Fivehundred million?”张烨笑着打字:“五个亿啊?”Shu Han: „Ishopeful.”舒涵:“还是有希望的。”Yao Jiancai: „Threehundred millionIwas content.”姚建才:“有三个亿我就知足了。”Inthisworld, the Domesticpeopleandindustry in cognition, the Chinamovie box officecanthreehundred millionbeverygoodfilm, how manyDomesticmajor suitDirectoreven if otherLi Ke, alsodoes not dareto sayone's owneachmovieto be ablefivehundred millionbox offices, let aloneZhang YenewDirector?
在这个世界,国内民众和业内的认知里,中国电影票房能过三个亿就已经是很不错的片子了,就算是栗柯和其他几个国内的大牌儿导演,也不敢说自己每一部电影都能过五个亿票房,何况张烨一个新导演?ButZhang Yedoes not thinkobviously.
但张烨显然不这么想。Threehundred million?
三个亿?Fivehundred million?
五个亿?Behindadds a zeroheto consider too little!
后面加个零他都嫌少!But his mother«Wolf Warriors 2»!
这他娘可是《战狼2》啊!Frightenshas urinated«Wolf Warriors 2» the people of the world!
把世界人民吓尿过的《战狼2》啊!Howeverhehas not saidanythingin the group, because the moviehas not screened, nowhedoes not dareto puttoogreatly the words, if«Wolf Warriors 2»were unaccustomed to the climateinthisworld, helost face, after allhehas not pattedfirst, butjumpsto the secondracketdirectly.
不过他却没有在群里多说什么,因为影片还没上映,现在他也不敢把话放得太大,万一《战狼2》在这个世界水土不服了,那他就丢人了,毕竟他没有拍第一部,而是直接跳到第二部拍的。Anxious.
紧张。Anticipation.
期待。Excited.
兴奋。Hispresentalsoveryhas mixed feelings.
他现在的心情也很复杂。On the same day, he who justwent homehas not rested, leading the drama crewpersonto runpublicity, Yao Jiancai, Jiang Hanwei, Dong Shanshan, Sophia, Ciscoalsoallwent forth to battle.
当天,刚回家的他也没休息,带着剧组的人又去跑宣传了,姚建才、蒋汉威、董杉杉、索菲亚、贾思科也全都上阵了。Interview.
采访。Ontelevision.
上电视。Sendsweibo.
发微博。publicityfightslike a raging fire!宣传战如火如荼!
...
…Meanwhile.
与此同时。Another side, United States.
另一边,美国。
The «Commando unit2»publicityaround the worldlarge surface areahas also fired, Hollywoodadvertisement, fame that Wilsonleadsgreatly , before orcommando unit, influence that makes, in a flashmadethismoviecause the attention and anticipation of globalmovie fans.
《突击队2》的宣传也在全世界范围内大面积打响了,无论是好莱坞的招牌,还是威尔逊大导的名气,又或是突击队前作的影响力,都一瞬间让这部电影引起了全球影迷的关注和期待。
The movieshot.
影片拍完了。publicity, release, onquick.宣传,发行,也都上的很快。United Kingdomattaches great importance.英国重视。Francepromised that tallPaipianleads.法国许诺高排片率。Japangives the green light.日本大开绿灯。Republic of Koreaintenseintroduction.韩国强烈引进。«Commando unit2»walkin the globalinnumerablecountriesis suitablevery much.
《突击队2》在全球无数国家都走的很顺。Butonlyin a country, «Commando unit2»has bumped a blood!
可是唯独在一个国家,《突击队2》碰了一头的血!WilsonOffice.
威尔逊办公室。Whitepopularitywhistlingruns.
一个白人气呼呼地跑进来。Wilsonsaidlightly: „Releasearrangementhow?”
威尔逊淡淡道:“发行筹备的怎么样了?”Thatwhitehumanity: „Othercountries are very smooth.”
那白人道:“其他国家都很顺利。”Wilsonnods, „he he, thatis good.”
威尔逊点头,“呵呵,那就好。”
The Caucasiansaidimmediately: „Butthat sideChinahad problems!”
那白人马上道:“可是中国那边出问题了!”„What?”Wilsonfrowns, „inexamining?”
“什么?”威尔逊蹙眉,“没过审?”Whitehumanity: „In! TheirSARFTreturnedtous! Said that ourmoviesomesceneextremelyin the bloodyviolence, do not pass!”
白人道:“没过!他们的广电给咱们打回来了!说咱们的电影有些镜头太过于血腥暴力,不通过!”Wilsonnearlyfaints, „bloody? Is bloody!”
威尔逊险些晕过去,“血腥?血腥个屁啊!”
The Caucasiansget angry: „Yes, the Hollywoodmoviewas notalsoin the same old wayopenedinChinabefore?”
白人怒道:“是啊,以前好莱坞的电影不是也照样在中国上映的吗?”Wilsonsaid: „Globalcountrycrossedto examine, his didn't Chinaagree? Whatmeaning?”
威尔逊道:“全球国家都过审了,就他中国不同意?什么意思啊?”
The Chinafilm market, theycould not have a liking, butalsoknows that sidebox office, at leastcanimprove on perfection, moreoverwhyis richnot to gain, therefore before , give an exaggerated account of things that onWilsonmouth said that in facthehas not plannedto give up the Chinamarket.中国电影市场,他们一直看不上,但也知道那边的票房还是可以的,至少能锦上添花,而且有钱干嘛不赚啊,所以就算之前威尔逊嘴上说的天花乱坠,实际上他根本没打算放弃中国市场。Wilsonclenches teeth saying: „Requeststo deleteaccording tothem, sends for approvalagain!”
威尔逊咬牙道:“按他们要求删减,再送审!”
The Caucasianssaidaggrievedly: „Understood.”
白人憋屈道:“明白了。”TwoHeavenly Queen/days later.
两天后。
A newscomesonce more!
一个消息再次传来!«Commando unit2»secondtimesends for approvalChina, was returned!
《突击队2》第二次送审中国,又被打回来了!Thistimereasonis: The moviebroadcaststimeto be too long, does not meet the Chinarequirement.
这次的原因是:电影播放时间太长,不符合中国要求。
The «Commando unit2»drama crewpersonwas almost wild with rage!
《突击队2》剧组的人差点气疯了!„Whatmeaning?”
“什么意思啊?”„Is movietoo long?”
“电影太长?”„Is his motheralso the excuse?”
“这他妈也算理由?”„Shit! Did two -and-a-half hoursalsocalllong?”
“我靠!两个半小时也叫长啊?”„Thatwhat to do?”
“那怎么办啊?”Wilsonhas pounded on the table, „deletesagain! Requeststo deleteaccording tothem!”
威尔逊拍了桌子,“再删!按他们要求删!”Thenin a while, «Commando unit2»thirdtimewas rejectedbyChinaSARFT!
然后没过多久,《突击队2》第三次被中国广电拒绝了!Wilsonshort of breathsaid: „Possiblyto be how good? Whatreason is thistime?”
威尔逊气急道:“怎么可能还不行?这次是什么原因?”
The staffface of thatreportwas green, „thistimetheysaidourpricedecidesis too high, does not meet the Chinarequirement, mustreduce prices!”
那汇报的工作人员脸都绿了,“这次他们说咱们票价定的太高,不符合中国要求,必须降价!”Wilson was really ignorant, „howtheyvariedtimeto say! Thisis notintentionally? Moreover the price do theyalsomanage? Theymanage?”
威尔逊真的是懵了,“他们怎么不一次说完啊!这不是成心的吗?而且票价他们也管?他们管的着吗?”
The Caucasianwipes away sweat, „ChinaSARFT, anythingmanages.”
那白人擦擦汗,“中国广电,啥都管。”Wilsonair/Qiignorant, „goes too far! DamnChinacharacteristics!”
威尔逊气懵,“欺人太甚!该死的中国特色!”Onetime!
一次!Threetimes!
三次!Fivetimes!
五次!«Commando unit2»allstruck back!
《突击队2》全被打回了!Untilfinally, the insiders of Directortrade unionon the quiettoldWilson a matter, thismatterair/QiWilsondirectlyspat blood!
直到最后,才有一个导演工会的知情人悄悄告诉了威尔逊一件事,这件事直接把威尔逊气吐了血!Thatpersonsaid: „Whom does the movieexamination of Chinaturn over to manage?”
那人说:“中国的电影审批归谁管?”Wilsonsaid: „SARFT.”
威尔逊道:“广电啊。”Thatpersonalsosaid: „Whom does SARFTturn over to manage?”
那人又说:“广电归谁管?”Wilsonsaid: „Probablyis the Propaganda Department of the CPC Central?”
威尔逊道:“好像是中宣部?”Thatpersonsaidagain: „Youknow that who the Zhang Yewifeis?”
那人再说:“你知道张烨的妻子是谁吗?”Wilsononesurprised, „whois?”
威尔逊一愕,“是谁?”Thathumanity: „Leadership of Propaganda Department of the CPC Central!”
那人道:“中宣部的领导!”hearword, Wilsonand«Commando unit2»drama crew people have come a placecropper!
闻言,威尔逊和《突击队2》剧组的人都栽了一地跟头!At this moment, theyknowinsideway, originallytheyinitiallytaking advantage of the Zhang Yehype, Chinaup and downfrompeopletoleaderalloffending!
这一刻,他们才知道里面的门道,原来他们当初借着张烨炒作,就已经把中国上下从民众到领导全给得罪了!Wilsonalmostmotherfucker!
威尔逊差点骂娘!Mydate!
我日啊!Zhang Yethattypedaresto hitsmelly rogue of personat the globallive broadcastNobelAwardsceremony, unexpectedly can also find the wife? Leadership of Propaganda Department of the CPC Central?张烨那种在全球直播的诺贝尔颁奖典礼上都敢打人的臭-流-氓,居然还能找到老婆?还是中宣部的领导?Hasto make a mistake!?
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