IRAS :: Volume #17

#1637: United States movie VS China characteristics!


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In the evening. 当晚。 In family|home. 家里。 Zhang Ye drives to go home, saw the whole family speechless look. 张烨开车一回家,就看到了一家人无语的眼神。 „Hasn't father, mother, you walked?” Zhang Ye said with a smile. “爸,妈,你们还没走呐?”张烨笑道。 Father angrily said: Your how anything dares to say!” 老爸气道:“你怎么什么都敢说啊!” Mother also gets angry: You Do not blow fucking awesome is good??” 老妈也怒道:“你不吹-牛-逼行不行啊?啊?” Zhang Ye said with a laugh: My that is not the publicity new movie.” 张烨笑呵呵道:“我那不是宣传新电影嘛。” Mother stares him, you may be really good, you did not fear that your wife tidies up you!” 老妈瞪瞪他,“你可真行,你也不怕你媳妇儿收拾你!” Zhang Ye laughs, Hahaha!” 张烨大笑,“哈哈哈!” You also smile!” Mother quirk. “你还笑!”老妈火道。 That side, Wu Zeqing has smiled, mother, all right, you had not seen that he is cracks a joke?” 那边,吴则卿笑了下,“妈,没事,您没看出他是开玩笑呢?” But Sisi actually does not do, she a moment ago also and Grandpa Grandma looked at live broadcast together, comes up to hold father's sleeve to shake, father, mother is pretty! The mother is pretty!” 思思却不干了,她刚才也和爷爷奶奶一起看了直播,上去就抓住爸爸的袖子晃悠,“爸爸,妈妈漂亮!妈妈漂亮!” Zhang Ye spoils to hug her, right, mother is in the world is prettiest.” 张烨溺爱地抱起她,“对,妈妈是世界上最漂亮的。” Sisi then satisfies, „.” 思思这才满意,“嗯。” Wu Zeqing has also touched under daughter's small head with a smile. 吴则卿也笑着摸了下女儿的小脑袋。 Attire - compels is an art. 装-逼是一门艺术。 Today, Zhang Ye displayed extreme it. 今天,张烨把它发挥到了极致 On Zhang Ye once Earth, has by the netizens is recommended consistently resounds through Domestic four - big - compels - king, these four people separately are: 张烨曾经的地球上,有着被网友们一致推举响彻国内的四-大-逼-王,这四个人分别是: Does not have a thing in the world Wang Jianlin. 一无所有王健林。 Ordinary household Ma Huateng. 普通家庭马化腾。 Ma Yun most regret creates Ali. 马云最悔创阿里。 Does not know wife beautiful Liu Qiangdong. 不知妻美刘强东。 Probably because these four people in public publish have let the national people shocking attire of - compels - it - word, each few words once were smiled to overturn the heavens by his people of world, various types of screenshots, various types of expression packages, various ridicule, but the day, Zhang Ye at the release conference all used the one breath of famous saying of that four person, finally overnight, Zhang Ye unsuspensefully became this world compelled - king, simply did not have any to compete opponent! 盖因这四个人都在公开场合发表过让全国民众震惊的装-逼-之-言,每一段话都曾被他那个世界的民众笑翻天过,各种截图,各种表情包,各种吐槽,而这一天,张烨把那四个人的名言在发布会上一口气全都用上了,结果一夜之间,张烨就毫无悬念地成为了这个世界的逼-王,根本没有任何竞争对手了! ... Domestic. 国内 Online. 网上。 The netizens have smiled to hoodwink! 网友已经笑蒙了! paralysis! This goods too wave!” 麻痹!这货太浪了!” Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Whoops really laughed at me!” “哎呦真的笑死我了!” Small target hundred million? Does not have the problem old iron!” “小目标一个亿?没毛病老铁!” This male servant was mad me happily! Your his mother also ordinary household? We cannot die!” “这厮把我气乐了!你他妈还普通家庭?那我们不得死去啊!” Mother the egg, Earth could not block this goods!” “妈了蛋,地球已经拦不住这货了!” He wants on Heavens/Days he!” “他是要上天啊他!” Attire - compels - such impudent and shameless person who thinks, my first time sees!” “装-逼-装的这么厚颜无耻的人,我第一次见啊!” Doesn't know wife beautiful? Attire - compels me to take you!” “不知妻美?装-逼我就服你!” Hahahaha! The reporters have cried, does not know completely how to say! First time saw that had Celebrity to be able this group of reporters to say does not want to inquire!” “噗哈哈哈哈!现场记者都哭了,完全不知道怎么接话了啊!第一次见到有明星能把这帮记者说的不想提问了啊!” Present age - compels - king was born!” “当代-逼-王诞生了!” This - compels - attire, Tai Qing new was refined!” “这个-逼-装的,太清新脱俗了!” This goods want dead popularity!” “这货是想把人气死啊!” Yes, this your mother clearly is shows off!” “是啊,这你妈分明是炫耀啊!” I, if can have a such pretty wife, I have a dream must die happily, result fellow said unexpectedly he does not know the one's own wife is pretty! I faint! How you do not die!” “我要是能有个这么漂亮的媳妇儿,我做梦都得乐死啊,结果这家伙居然说他不知道自己媳妇儿漂不漂亮!我晕!你怎么不去死啊!” face-smacking Zhang this fellow was incurable!” 打脸张这家伙已经没救了!” Zhang Ye this opens mouth! Oh!” 张烨这张嘴呀!唉!” This goods 120 cattys in weight, 119 jin (0.5 kg) on mouth!” “这货体重120斤,119斤都在嘴上!” ridicule! 吐槽 Speechless! 无语! Laughter! 爆笑! At a Zhang Ye release conference four big famous sayings, resound through Domestic instantaneously! 张烨一场发布会上的“四大名言”,瞬间响彻国内 The screenshot in live broadcast by the netizens of good deed was also manufactured the expression package, the fire spreads the nation all of a sudden, encounters the insane biographies of innumerable netizen, time, the Domestic people anticipated «Wolf Warriors 2» has screened, they want to know how Zhang Ye suddenly has such in a big way was self-confident. 直播中的截图也被好事的网友们制作成了表情包,一下子火遍全国,遭到无数网友的疯传,一时间,国内民众更加期待《战狼2》的上映了,他们都想知道张烨怎么忽然之间有这么大的自信了。 Media also in insane biography. 媒体也在疯传。 «Zhang Ye face blind sickness 张烨脸盲症?》 «Zhang Ye: I am the ordinary household 张烨:我是普通家庭!》 «Zhang Ye gives young people's suggestion: First makes one hundred million 张烨给年轻人的建议:先挣一个亿!》 «Zhang Ye expression package by hot biography 张烨表情包遭热传!》 The «Zhang Ye new movie has not broadcast is hot first 张烨新电影未播先火!》 Online. 网上。 Under net. 网下。 The news does not have the dead angle to cover simply. 消息简直无死角覆盖。 Has saying that this time movie release conference, was too truly successful, the goal of Zhang Ye development arrange meeting, originally also for the publicity movie, finally overnight, Zhang Ye and «Wolf Warriors 2» name wrested away each news headline, the heat degree has mounted the apex instantaneously, rode to be above mundane thoughts! 不得不说,这次的电影发布会,确实太成功了,张烨开发布会的目的,本来也是为了宣传电影的,结果一夜之间,张烨和《战狼2》的名字就霸占了各个新闻头条,热度瞬间登上了顶点,一骑绝尘! ... Next day. 第二天。 Very early in the morning. 一早。 In Playful Association Group is very active. 逗比群里很活跃。 This was the past Domestic Entertainment Circle established Celebrity chat group, has been dying originally, but since Zhang Ye returned, the group was also mysterious resurrecting. 这是个当年国内娱乐圈老牌明星的聊天群,本来都已经快死了,但自打张烨归来之后,群又神奇般的复活了。 Ning Lan: „does Zhang Ye, get out of bed?” 宁兰:“张烨,起床没有?” Shu Han: Teacher Zhang comes out to chat, yesterday has been making a movie, today saw that yesterday's reporter met live broadcast, Hahahaha, has smiled my morning!” 舒涵:“张老师出来聊,昨天一直在拍戏,今天才看到昨天的记者会直播,哈哈哈哈,笑了我一早上啊!” Amy: Is expensive to Zhang Ye!” AMY:“给张爷贵了!” Zhang Ye also really came out, is laughed, is laughed.” 张烨还真出来了,“见笑啊,见笑。” Chen Guang: My first time sees the person such publicity movie!” 陈光:“我第一次见人这么宣传电影的啊!” Fan Wenli: Zhang'er, your this opened mouth incurably already you.” 范文丽:“张儿,你这张嘴已经没救了你。” Zhang Ye: Hahaha, Yao Jiancai, Dong Shanshan, shortly after on this first showing, publicity fought has fired, everybody keep it up.” 张烨:“哈哈哈,姚建才,董杉杉,没多久就该首映了,宣传战已经打响了,大家加油啊。” Dong Shanshan: meet again/goodbye!” 董杉杉:“再见!” Yao Jiancai: He He, we may unable to install such in a big way - - compels!” 姚建才:“呵呵,我们可装不了这么大-的-逼!” Li Ke crops up: Wish your box office to sell greatly.” 栗柯冒头:“祝你票房大卖。” Zhang Ye: Thanks Old Li.” 张烨:“谢谢老栗。” Li Xiaoxian has sent a smiling face, our also Weibo helps your publicity new film.” 李小娴发了个笑脸,“我们也微薄帮你宣传一下新片。” Xiaodong: I have retransmitted in the morning.” 小冬:“我早上已经转发了。” Huo Dongfang: Transferred, wish sells greatly.” 霍东方:“已转,祝大卖。” Zhang Ye: Thanks everybody, intense thanks!” 张烨:“谢谢大伙儿,强烈感谢!” The Ning Lan blackmail said: If the box office can five hundred million, we probably eat you ruthlessly one!” 宁兰敲诈道:“要是票房能到五个亿,我们得吃你一顿狠的!” Another movie Director also came out, „, right!” 另一电影导演也出来了,“哈哈,对!” Zhang Ye types with a smile: Five hundred million?” 张烨笑着打字:“五个亿啊?” Shu Han: Is hopeful.” 舒涵:“还是有希望的。” Yao Jiancai: Three hundred million I was content.” 姚建才:“有三个亿我就知足了。” In this world, the Domestic people and industry in cognition, the China movie box office can three hundred million be very good film, how many Domestic major suit Director even if other Li Ke, also does not dare to say one's own each movie to be able five hundred million box offices, let alone Zhang Ye new Director? 在这个世界,国内民众和业内的认知里,中国电影票房能过三个亿就已经是很不错的片子了,就算是栗柯和其他几个国内的大牌儿导演,也不敢说自己每一部电影都能过五个亿票房,何况张烨一个新导演 But Zhang Ye does not think obviously. 张烨显然不这么想。 Three hundred million? 三个亿? Five hundred million? 五个亿? Behind adds a zero he to consider too little! 后面加个零他都嫌少! But his mother «Wolf Warriors 2»! 这他娘可是《战狼2》啊! Frightens has urinated «Wolf Warriors 2» the people of the world! 把世界人民吓尿过的《战狼2》啊! However he has not said anything in the group, because the movie has not screened, now he does not dare to put too greatly the words, if «Wolf Warriors 2» were unaccustomed to the climate in this world, he lost face, after all he has not patted first, but jumps to the second racket directly. 不过他却没有在群里多说什么,因为影片还没上映,现在他也不敢把话放得太大,万一《战狼2》在这个世界水土不服了,那他就丢人了,毕竟他没有拍第一部,而是直接跳到第二部拍的。 Anxious. 紧张。 Anticipation. 期待。 Excited. 兴奋。 His present also very has mixed feelings. 他现在的心情也很复杂。 On the same day, he who just went home has not rested, leading the drama crew person to run publicity, Yao Jiancai, Jiang Hanwei, Dong Shanshan, Sophia, Cisco also all went forth to battle. 当天,刚回家的他也没休息,带着剧组的人又去跑宣传了,姚建才蒋汉威董杉杉、索菲亚、贾思科也全都上阵了。 Interview. 采访。 On television. 上电视。 Sends weibo. 微博 publicity fights like a raging fire! 宣传战如火如荼! ... Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Another side, United States. 另一边,美国 The «Commando unit 2» publicity around the world large surface area has also fired, Hollywood advertisement, fame that Wilson leads greatly , before or commando unit, influence that makes, in a flash made this movie cause the attention and anticipation of global movie fans. 《突击队2》的宣传也在全世界范围内大面积打响了,无论是好莱坞的招牌,还是威尔逊大导的名气,又或是突击队前作的影响力,都一瞬间让这部电影引起了全球影迷的关注和期待。 The movie shot. 影片拍完了。 publicity, release, on quick. 宣传,发行,也都上的很快。 United Kingdom attaches great importance. 英国重视。 France promised that tall Paipian leads. 法国许诺高排片率。 Japan gives the green light. 日本大开绿灯。 Republic of Korea intense introduction. 韩国强烈引进。 «Commando unit 2» walk in the global innumerable countries is suitable very much. 《突击队2》在全球无数国家都走的很顺。 But only in a country, «Commando unit 2» has bumped a blood! 可是唯独在一个国家,《突击队2》碰了一头的血! Wilson Office. 威尔逊办公室。 White popularity whistling runs. 一个白人气呼呼地跑进来。 Wilson said lightly: Release arrangement how?” 威尔逊淡淡道:“发行筹备的怎么样了?” That white humanity: Other countries are very smooth.” 那白人道:“其他国家都很顺利。” Wilson nods, he he, that is good.” 威尔逊点头,“呵呵,那就好。” The Caucasian said immediately: But that side China had problems!” 那白人马上道:“可是中国那边出问题了!” What?” Wilson frowns, in examining?” “什么?”威尔逊蹙眉,“没过审?” White humanity: In! Their SARFT returned to us! Said that our movie some scene extremely in the bloody violence, do not pass!” 白人道:“没过!他们的广电给咱们打回来了!说咱们的电影有些镜头太过于血腥暴力,不通过!” Wilson nearly faints, bloody? Is bloody!” 威尔逊险些晕过去,“血腥?血腥个屁啊!” The Caucasians get angry: Yes, the Hollywood movie was not also in the same old way opened in China before?” 白人怒道:“是啊,以前好莱坞的电影不是也照样在中国上映的吗?” Wilson said: Global country crossed to examine, his didn't China agree? What meaning?” 威尔逊道:“全球国家都过审了,就他中国不同意?什么意思啊?” The China film market, they could not have a liking, but also knows that side box office, at least can improve on perfection, moreover why is rich not to gain, therefore before , give an exaggerated account of things that on Wilson mouth said that in fact he has not planned to give up the China market. 中国电影市场,他们一直看不上,但也知道那边的票房还是可以的,至少能锦上添花,而且有钱干嘛不赚啊,所以就算之前威尔逊嘴上说的天花乱坠,实际上他根本没打算放弃中国市场。 Wilson clenches teeth saying: Requests to delete according to them, sends for approval again!” 威尔逊咬牙道:“按他们要求删减,再送审!” The Caucasians said aggrievedly: Understood.” 白人憋屈道:“明白了。” Two Heavenly Queen/days later. 天后 A news comes once more! 一个消息再次传来! «Commando unit 2» second time sends for approval China, was returned! 《突击队2》第二次送审中国,又被打回来了! This time reason is: The movie broadcasts time to be too long, does not meet the China requirement. 这次的原因是:电影播放时间太长,不符合中国要求。 The «Commando unit 2» drama crew person was almost wild with rage! 《突击队2》剧组的人差点气疯了! What meaning?” “什么意思啊?” „Is movie too long?” “电影太长?” „Is his mother also the excuse?” “这他妈也算理由?” Shit! Did two -and-a-half hours also call long?” 我靠!两个半小时也叫长啊?” That what to do?” “那怎么办啊?” Wilson has pounded on the table, deletes again! Requests to delete according to them!” 威尔逊拍了桌子,“再删!按他们要求删!” Then in a while, «Commando unit 2» third time was rejected by China SARFT! 然后没过多久,《突击队2》第三次被中国广电拒绝了! Wilson short of breath said: Possibly to be how good? What reason is this time?” 威尔逊气急道:“怎么可能还不行?这次是什么原因?” The staff face of that report was green, this time they said our price decides is too high, does not meet the China requirement, must reduce prices!” 那汇报的工作人员脸都绿了,“这次他们说咱们票价定的太高,不符合中国要求,必须降价!” Wilson was really ignorant, how they varied time to say! This is not intentionally? Moreover the price do they also manage? They manage?” 威尔逊真的是懵了,“他们怎么不一次说完啊!这不是成心的吗?而且票价他们也管?他们管的着吗?” The Caucasian wipes away sweat, China SARFT, anything manages.” 那白人擦擦汗,“中国广电,啥都管。” Wilson air/Qi ignorant, goes too far! Damn China characteristics!” 威尔逊气懵,“欺人太甚!该死的中国特色!” One time! 一次! Three times! 三次! Five times! 五次! «Commando unit 2» all struck back! 《突击队2》全被打回了! Until finally, the insiders of Director trade union on the quiet told Wilson a matter, this matter air/Qi Wilson directly spat blood! 直到最后,才有一个导演工会的知情人悄悄告诉了威尔逊一件事,这件事直接把威尔逊气吐了血! That person said: Whom does the movie examination of China turn over to manage?” 那人说:“中国的电影审批归谁管?” Wilson said: SARFT.” 威尔逊道:“广电啊。” That person also said: Whom does SARFT turn over to manage?” 那人又说:“广电归谁管?” Wilson said: Probably is the Propaganda Department of the CPC Central?” 威尔逊道:“好像是中宣部?” That person said again: You know that who the Zhang Ye wife is?” 那人再说:“你知道张烨的妻子是谁吗?” Wilson one surprised, who is?” 威尔逊一愕,“是谁?” That humanity: Leadership of Propaganda Department of the CPC Central!” 那人道:“中宣部的领导!” hear word, Wilson and «Commando unit 2» drama crew people have come a place cropper! 闻言,威尔逊和《突击队2》剧组的人都栽了一地跟头! At this moment, they know inside way, originally they initially taking advantage of the Zhang Ye hype, China up and down from people to leader all offending! 这一刻,他们才知道里面的门道,原来他们当初借着张烨炒作,就已经把中国上下从民众到领导全给得罪了! Wilson almost motherfucker! 威尔逊差点骂娘 My date! 我日啊! Zhang Ye that type dares to hit smelly rogue of person at the global live broadcast Nobel Awards ceremony, unexpectedly can also find the wife? Leadership of Propaganda Department of the CPC Central? 张烨那种在全球直播的诺贝尔颁奖典礼上都敢打人的臭-流-氓,居然还能找到老婆?还是中宣部的领导? Has to make a mistake!? 有没有搞错!?
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