IRAS :: Volume #17

#1616: China troll army world-shaking!


On weibo. 微博上。 On! On!” “上了!上了啊!” On what?” “什么上了?” Reads the world celebrities!” “去看世界名人榜啊!” What? Was Zhang Ye on the list?” “什么?张烨上榜了?” Moreover is his mother C-list 67 ranks!” “而且是他妈三线67排位!” Is so high?” “这么高?” Approached the ranks of world Entertainment Circle C-list middle reaches?” “已经接近世界娱乐圈三线中游的行列了?” face-smacking Zhang this was soars Shit!” 打脸张这是一飞冲天了啊我靠!” Later must call him international!” “以后要叫他‘国际张’了啊!” ...... …… Domestic media. 国内媒体。 He achieved really!” “他真做到了!” Rewards with, on the world celebrities, Zhang Ye now was really the China Celebrity first person of being worthy of the reputation!” “拿诺奖,上世界名人榜,张烨现在真的是名副其实的中国明星第一人了!” Yes, this result, a China person has not achieved!” “是啊,这种成绩,从来没有一个中国人达到过!” „Did the world celebrities have the form of our China person finally?” “世界名人榜终于有咱们中国人的身影了?” Moreover is not from the bottom!” “而且不是倒数的啊!” „The first on world celebrities arrived at C-list 67, past Lilian has not achieved! Lilian also bit by bit crawls from the bottom several!” “第一次上世界名人榜就到了三线67位,当年的莉莉安也没有做到过啊!莉莉安也是从倒数几位一点一点爬上去的啊!” ...... …… Some Entertainment Circle meeting. 娱乐圈某聚会。 He got up really!” “他真上了啊!” Heavens/Days, quickly to the C-list middle reaches?” 天啊,快到三线中游了?” Looks to arrange behind him that person, is the United States renowned Host dave!” “看排在他后面的那个人,是美国著名主持人戴夫啊!” Dave went against by him, was listed at International C-list 68?” “戴夫被他顶下去了,排在国际三线的68位了?” „The matter that the matter that Zhang Yuanqi has not achieved, Xu Meilan has not achieved, today, Zhang Ye achieved!” 章远棋没做到的事,许美岚没做到的事,今天,张烨做到了啊!” face-smacking Zhang rushed really international!” 打脸张真冲上国际了啊!” ...... …… Zhang Ye fans group. 张烨粉丝团。 My broadsword again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger once again, the brothers and sisters, were this registration world public relations platform account number! Registered to add my good friend, I called BIG-KNIFE!” “我的大刀又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又一次饥渴难耐了,兄弟姐妹们,是该注册世界社交平台账号了!注册好了加我好友,我叫BIG-KNIFE!” , Big Sabre Bro, you must do!” “噗,大刀兄,你要干嘛呀!” BIG-KNIFE? I have been incapable ridicule!” “BIG-KNIFE?我已无力吐槽!” Big Sabre Bro English is really the simple violence!” 大刀兄的英语水平真是简单暴力啊!” „Do we want to kill international?” “咱们是要杀上国际吗?” Also, Teacher Zhang stepped onto International Entertainment Circle, later the camp may not only be Domestic, certainly must accompany Teacher Zhang to go on an expedition the world!” “也是啊,张老师走上国际娱乐圈了,以后咱们的阵营可不仅仅是国内了啊,肯定要陪张老师征战世界啊!” Receives!” “收到!” Ha Ha, has registered!” “哈哈,已注册!” I came!” “我来了!” Registers!” “注册完毕!” Makes the world blow the China troll army storm!” “让世界刮起中国水军的风暴吧!” Should make the world experience China troll army Strength!” “是该让世界见识见识中国水军力量了!” Hahaha, right, our other does not have, are many on his mother person!” 哈哈哈,对,我们别的没有,就他妈人多!” It seems like must train hard English!” “看来要苦练英语了!” Who has «English To curse at people 1000» books? Studies taking advantage of me!” “谁有《英语骂人1000句》的书?借我学习一下!” ...... …… Japan. 日本 What's the matter?” “怎么回事?” „Did Asia rating list change?” 亚洲评级榜单变动了?” Had the Zhang Ye name?” “怎么有张烨的名字了?” „Did Zhang Ye reopen the Asia rating? Who opens to him?” 张烨重开亚洲评级了?谁给他开的?” His several?” “他第几啊?” Third! Asia S-list third!” “第三!亚洲超一线第三啊!” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国 „The Zhang Ye Asia rating reopened!” 张烨亚洲评级重开了!” Took Nobel ******, no one can seal up him now!” “拿了诺贝尔******,现在谁也封不住他了!” You look at his world rating quickly!” “你们快看他的世界评级!” „? World C-list Star?” “啊?世界三线明星?” 67 th?” “第67位?” ...... …… United States. 美国 Nobel ****** was the winner in the world celebrities?” “诺贝尔******得主登上世界名人榜了?” Is that China person?” “是那个中国人?” Is he, the list renewed!” “是他,榜单已经更新了!” „Was his fame so big?” “他名气已经这么大了吗?” „Did the rank of dave fall?” “戴夫的排名降了?” I first time have looked at China Celebrity in this list!” “我还是第一次在这个榜单上看过中国明星啊!” ...... …… India. 印度 Your Uncle!” “你大爷!” Why!” “凭什么啊!” That China person why!” “那中国人凭什么啊!” „Can such person also be in the world celebrities?” “这样的人还可以登上世界名人榜?” I refuse to accept!” “我不服!” I also refuse to accept!” “我也不服!” Walks, the world web platform scolded him to go!” “走,世界网络平台骂他去!” Goes together!” “一起去!” ...... …… World social network. 世界社交网络。 On China person celebrities?” 中国人上名人榜了?” Does not like that China person, too rogue!” “不喜欢那中国人,太流氓了!” Perhaps yes, appears briefly, how long could not support in the world list.” “是啊,恐怕也就是昙花一现,在世界榜单上撑不了多久的。” Right, the competition of world celebrities at is not their China Entertainment Circle can compare, almost will have the new replacing the old every day, some people will drop the shrine, historically appeared excessively inferior, even if International A-list superstar, a scandal, a scandal, possibly overnight the falling down world celebrities, here competed was too big, was the twisting meat field of various countries' Celebrity celebrity, the China person is not easy to stand firm.” “对,世界名人榜的竞争根本不是他们中国娱乐圈可以比的,几乎每一天都会有新老交替,都会有人跌落神坛,历史上已经出现过很多次了,哪怕是国际一线巨星,一个绯闻,一个丑闻,也可能一夜之间掉下世界名人榜,这里竞争太大了,是各国明星名人的绞肉场,中国人没那么容易站稳脚跟的。” I do not favor him.” “我也不看好他。” Ha Ha, looked how long he can support in the celebrities!” “哈哈,看他能在名人榜上撑多久吧!” I make a bet for two months.” “我打赌两个月。” I make a bet for one month!” “我打赌一个月!” United States netizen. 美国网友。 United Kingdom netizen. 英国网友。 Australia netizen. 澳大利亚网友。 German netizen. 德国网友。 Japan netizen. 日本网友。 Various countries many netizens were discussing at this moment the China person is in the world celebrities the matter. If beforehand Zhang Ye, the world Internet users such will not have paid attention, even if were Zhang Ye in the past as the world issued a warrant for arrest Hacker the time, did not have the discussion of such wide scope, what after all this time he took was Nobel Prize, was Nobel ******, moreover marched International Entertainment Circle at one fell swoop, this to the world was the important matter, the person of discussion naturally are many. Also can look from this point, Zhang Ye now the rank in world celebrities, is genuine world popularity. 世界各国很多网友此刻都在议论中国人登上世界名人榜的事。如果是以前的张烨,世界网民还不会这么关注,哪怕是张烨当年作为世界通缉黑客的时候,也没有过这么大范围的议论,毕竟这一次他拿的是诺贝尔奖,还是诺贝尔******,而且还一举进军了国际娱乐圈,这对世界而言都算是大事,议论的人自然多。从这一点上也看得出来,张烨如今在世界名人榜上的排名,是货真价实的世界人气 Shortly , the India netizen appeared. 不久后,印度网友出现了。 Zhang Ye is rogue!” 张烨就是流氓!” Punishes the murderer!” “严惩凶手!” He is not joined to the celebrities!” “他不配上名人榜!” He, if can on, Bangalore also be able on!” “他要是能上,班加罗尔也能上!” Suggested that adds on the world celebrities to the name of Bangalore!” “建议给班加罗尔的名字加上世界名人榜!” Right, remove Zhang Ye!” “对,把张烨撤掉!” Rail! 谩骂! Attack! 攻击! Discredit! 抹黑! Denounce! 声讨! Starts to launch the crazy attack to Zhang Ye! 开始对张烨展开疯狂攻击! In the world web platform lived it up all of a sudden! 世界网络平台上一下子热闹了! The Internet users love, comes to surround! 各国网民们都喜闻乐见,纷纷前来围观! At this time, a big wave unidentified new registration user appeared, they once came, surrounded the India Internet users! 就在这时候,一大波身份不明的新注册用户出现了,他们一经现身,就将印度网民包围了! stupid cunt!” 傻-逼!” FUCK “FUCK YOU! ” YOU!” Returns Bangalore? He is one smelly - dog - excrement!” “还班加罗尔?他就是一臭-狗-屎!” You win prize with the prize, but also Blows fucking awesome before entire world interface? Ha, joke, did not inquire that who Teacher Zhang is! Thinks you horizontal!” “你拿奖就拿奖吧,还在全世界面前吹-牛-逼?哈,笑话,也不打听打听张老师是谁啊!以为就你们横啊!” Is content, what Teacher Zhang this reverse is the foot, what if he moves was the hand, Bangalore early breaks to pieces!” “知足吧,张老师这回动的是脚,他要是动的是手,班加罗尔早碎了!” My BIG-KNIFE again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger once again!” “我的BIG-KNIFE又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又一次饥渴难耐了!” ****!” “****!” ******!” “******!” Below is the bad language! 下面全是脏话! Many words were shielded! 很多话都被屏蔽了! 10,000 people! 10000人! 50,000 people! 50000人! 100,000 people! 100000人! The India person was silly! 印度人傻了! The United States person was silly! 美国人傻了! The France person was silly! 法国人傻了! The Canada person was silly! 加拿大人傻了! The world netizen was silly! 世界网友傻了! Is the China person! 中国人! 100,000 hundreds of thousands China people! 100000十几万的中国人! Counted just scolded Zhang Ye these India Internet users, actually was also such 3500 people, most not over 600 people, the troll army large-scale appearance when came from far away from China, the India person did not have the opportunity to speak, was submerged directly! 细数刚刚骂张烨的那些印度网民,其实也就是那么3500人而已,最多最多了也不会超过600人,然而当从中国远道而来的水军大规模出现,印度人根本没机会说话,直接就被淹没了! The India person spits blood! 印度人吐血! My date!” “我日!” How these many people?” “怎么这么多人?” On!” “上啊!” On together!” “一起上啊!” „It is not good, scolded!” “不行啊,骂不过啊!” They, their people were too many!” “他们,他们人太多了啊!” Yes! Submerged! 是的!就是淹没了! That battle formation, gave to look at to stay the world Internet users! 那阵势,把世界网民都给看呆了! Uniform! 整齐划一! Well-trained! 训练有素! Acts in harmony! 配合默契! Probably the army is common! 好像军队一般! So long as a person scolded one, behind definitely will have 100 individual duplications to paste to attach 100, that scene, that picture, was makes the person shock really! 一个人只要骂一句,后面肯定会有100个人复制黏贴100句,那场面,那画面,真的是让人太震撼了! Merely one puts in an appearance, the India netizen ends the defeat! 仅仅一个照面,印度网友完败! As if the child is the same with Sir challenge, does not have the strength to hit back unexpectedly! 仿佛小孩和大人打架一样,竟毫无还手之力! World web platform. 世界网络平台。 The netizens are shocked. 各国网友惊呆不已。 Was too terrorist!” “太恐怖了!” „Did Fuck, what just have?” 我草,刚刚发生了什么?” „Did the India person defeat?” 印度人败了?” This was also too scary!” “这也太吓人了啊!” This, is this China troll army?” “这,这就是中国水军?” „The China person was also too fierce!” 中国人也太厉害了啊!” Comes in a hurry. 匆匆而来。 Hurries away. 匆匆而去。 Has only left behind piece of dumbfounded world Internet users! 只留下了一片目瞪口呆的世界网民! This is China troll army first time marches the world, gave the people of the world to make an indelible deep impression, in many will of the people could not bear jump a few words: 这是中国水军第一次进军世界,就给世界人民留下了一个难以磨灭的深刻印象,很多人心里都忍不住蹦出一句话: China Internet users his mother was too dirty! 中国网民太他妈脏了啊! ...... …… Domestic. 国内 On weibo. 微博上。 I go!” “我去!” „The people of Zhang Ye fans group went to the world web platform to put up dry!” 张烨粉丝团的人去世界网络平台干架了!” Hahahahaha, I saw!” 哈哈哈哈哈,我看见了!” Too fucking awesome! Too aggressive! Too comedy!” “太牛-逼了!太生猛了!太搞笑了!” Zhang Ye fans really fierce!” 张烨粉丝真的猛啊!” „The India person was scolded cries!” 印度人已经被骂哭了啊!” „The battle efficiency of India person was too bad, put in an appearance breaks to pieces, absolutely did not have the pleasant sensation of intense battle of words! They must be so weak!” 印度人的战斗力太差了,一个照面就碎了啊,完全没有激烈骂战的快感啊!他们要不要这么弱啊!” , you think that they are the China person, bad language of China person has early reached the pinnacle . Moreover the China troll army given name are you first god knows? Especially is strongest by the Zhang Ye troll army battle efficiency, his troll army in China Undefeatable, let alone foreigner.” “噗,你以为他们是中国人呢啊,中国人的脏话那早登峰造极了,而且中国水军的大名你们是第一天知道吗?尤其以张烨水军们战斗力最强啊,他的水军中国都毫无敌手,更何况老外呢。” China troll army this time became famous!” 中国水军这次出名了!” Yes, this damn wants world-shaking!” “是啊,这尼玛要震惊世界啊!” Hahahaha, the foreign netizens were scared, when they saw such have united such uniform class - bum team!” 哈哈哈哈,外国网友都吓呆了啊,他们几时见过这么团结这么整齐划一的流-氓队伍啊!” ...... …… On road. 路上。 The minibus is still trafficking jams. 中巴车还在堵车。 The studio person also obtained news. 工作室的人也得到了消息。 Little Wang faints. 小王晕倒。 Zhang Zuo forced smile. 张左苦笑。 Zhang Ye pats the forehead. 张烨拍脑门。 But Ha Qiqi said: China troll army marches the world, does not know that is the good deed or the misdemeanor, how I felt that our reputations wanted one smelly!” 哈齐齐无奈道:“中国水军进军世界,也不知道是好事还是坏事,我怎么感觉,咱们的名声要一臭到底了啊!” Zhang Ye lets go saying: Smell smelly, has not felt better in any case.” 张烨摊手道:“臭就臭吧,反正也没好过。” The Ha Qiqi perspiration said: „Can you also really look on the bright side of thing?” 哈齐齐汗道:“您还真想得开啊?” The people smiled. 众人都笑了。
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