Japan. 日本。 The innumerable people have closed the eye! 无数民众都闭上了眼！ „Not!” “哦不！” „Heavens/Days!” “天啊！” „Please tell me this not real!” “请告诉我这不是真的！” „How is he! How can be he!” “怎么是他啊！怎么会是他啊！” „Yes, how possibly is this fellow!” “是啊,怎么可能是这家伙啊！” „This big court eunuch took ******?” “这个大太监拿了******？” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国。 A Domestic Ai Hu piece! 国内哀呼一片！ In the past the Panda Burns Incense person had almost raised table motherfucker! 当年中过熊猫烧香的人差点掀桌子骂娘！ „This” “这” „Gave him really!” “真给他了啊！” „Fuck!” “我草！” „Rewards judges to meet is silly!” “诺奖评委会是不是傻啊！” „He just tripped the India person! Just tripped! Haven't you seen? Haven't you seen really? Your judges will be insane!” “他刚把印度人绊倒的啊！刚刚绊倒的啊！你们没看见吗？你们真没看见吗？你们评委会疯了啊！” ...... …… United Kingdom. 英国。 „Was too inconceivable!” “太不可思议了！” „Gave the China person unexpectedly?” “竟然给中国人了？” „******, Rewards the biggest awarding cup!” “******,诺奖最大的奖杯啊！” „This prize was too accidental!” “这个奖太意外了！” „No one has thought!” “谁也没想到啊！” „Zhang Ye? I remembered him.” “张烨吗？我记住他了。” „This person also really has skill, did not have a speech of any preparation obviously beforehand, lets burning with passion that he said unexpectedly, is really fierce.” “这人也真有本事啊,明显是事前没有任何准备的一次演讲,竟然让他说的热血沸腾,真厉害。” ...... …… India. 印度。 People anger, countless person crack cursed! 民众愤怒,无数人破口大骂！ „Does justice go into seclusion?” “正义匿迹？” „Does oppression become common practice?” “压迫成风？” „Also makes our country resound the voice of peace?” “还让我们国家响起和平之声？” „Your his mother justly goes into seclusion!” “你他妈才正义匿迹！” „You trip Bangalore Master, but also did his mother speak our wind discouraging talk? How you do not die you!” “你绊倒班加罗尔大师,还他妈说我们的风凉话？你怎么不去死啊你！” „This person was too annoying!” “这人太可气了啊！” „How in the world to have the so shameless person!” “世界上怎么会有如此无耻之人！” ...... …… United States. 美国。 This major drama, the United States people also look fearful and apprehensive. 这场大戏,美国民众也看得心惊肉跳。 „Did reward first time to give the China person?” “诺奖第一次给中国人了？” „Essential ******!” “最关键还是******啊！” „Does not have a China person to stand such high stage!” “从没有一个中国人能站上这么高的舞台啊！” „Present China, is really probably different from before.” “现在的中国,好像真的跟以前不一样了。” „Zhang Ye? This China person is very special.” “张烨？这个中国人很特别啊。” ...... …… World Hacker Or­ga­ni­za­tion. 世界黑客组织。 Numerous members. 众多成员一个个目瞪口呆。 „Shit!” “我靠啊！” „Hacker can also take Nobel ******?” “黑客也能拿诺贝尔******？” „This world how?” “这个世界到底怎么了？” „Boss, otherwise next does reward you also to try?” “老大,要不然下届诺奖你也去试试？” „Go away!” “滚！” ...... …… In family|home. 家里。 Mother said dull: „Really is my son?” 老妈呆呆道:“真是我儿子？” Wu Zeqing um, said with a smile: „We rewarded with!” 吴则卿嗯了一声,笑道:“咱们拿诺奖了！” Mother also asked: „Really was my son takes?” 老妈又问:“真是我儿子拿了？” Father was excited the eye to be red, „was! Is our son! Nobel ******! You from asked ten to the present a moment ago!” 老爸激动得眼睛都红了,“是！是咱儿子！诺贝尔******！你从刚才到现在已经问了十遍了！” Then, saw Mother insanely took the take action machine, „quick! Calls the friends and relatives quickly!” 然后,就见老妈疯了似的拿出手机,“快！快打电话给亲戚朋友！” Father said: „Did not need to hit! Now all people definitely know!” 老爸道:“不用打了！现在所有人肯定都知道了！” The voice that Sisi speaks in an infantile tone of voice makes a sound. 思思奶声奶气的嗓门响起来。 „Father long live!” “爸爸万岁！” „Father long live!” “爸爸万岁！” ...... …… Grandma. 姥姥家。 In the room is also a piece of scream! 屋里也是一片尖叫！ „My brother took! Took!” “我哥拿下了！拿下了！” „Too fucking awesome!” “太牛-逼了啊！” „Really is my brother!” “真是我哥的！” „We had one to take the Nobel Prize cousin!” “咱有一个拿诺贝尔奖的表哥了！” „Yes! Yes! This fucking awesome I can blow for a lifetime!” “是啊！是啊！这个牛-逼我能吹一辈子啊！” Grandma and Grandfather look at the television screen in consternation, how did not know with language mood at this moment! 姥姥和姥爷愕然地看着电视屏幕,已经不知道如何用语言表达此刻的心情了！ ...... …… Father-in-law family|home. 老丈人家。 Li Qinqin was excitedly insane! 李琴琴兴奋疯了！ A Wu Changhe face delay! 吴长河则一脸呆滞！ „******?” “******？” ...... …… Zhang Ye studio. 张烨工作室。 All people at rave! 所有人都在狂吼！ „Won!” “赢了！” „We took!” “咱们拿了！” „Hum! Really! Real!” “呜呜呜！真的！是真的！” „Leader Zhang was hot!” “张导要火了！” „We must stand the world celebrities!” “咱们要站上世界名人榜了！” studio many people have cried, cries while to shout that many spoken languages and tears are unable to divulge excitements in their this moment heart! 工作室的很多人都哭了,一边哭一边喊,有多少言语和眼泪也无法宣泄他们此刻心中的激动！ ...... …… Chinese Academy of Science. 中科院。 78 buildings in entire yard threw off by the shout! 整个大院内的78栋楼都被喊声掀翻了！ „Took!” “拿了！” „Professor Zhang rewarded with!” “张教授拿诺奖了！” „OMG! OMG!” “我的天啊！我的天啊！” „He achieved really!” “他真做到了！” „Hahahahaha! Old Zhou! I said that anything is coming!? I said that what is coming? I know that this boy does not have issue! I know his line!” “哈哈哈哈哈！老周！我说什么来着！啊？我说什么来着？我就知道这小子没问题啊！我就知道他行！” ...... …… CCTV. 央视。 Among live broadcast. 直播间。 Host has spoken incoherently! 主持人已经语无伦次了！ Host: „Took! Attained! Nobel ****** is our! Nobel Prize first time has conferred the China person!” 主持人:“拿了！拿到了！诺贝尔******是我们的！诺贝尔奖第一次颁给了中国人！” The honored guests stood, said loudly: „On the day of asked everybody to remember! Asked everybody to remember this name! Zhang Ye! He has won the first Nobel Prize Cup for China! At this moment I am very proud, I am proud of Teacher Zhang Ye, I am a China person am proud for me!” 嘉宾都站起来了,大声道:“请大家记住这一天！请大家记住这个名字！张烨！他为中国捧回了第一个诺贝尔奖杯！这一刻我真的很骄傲,我为张烨老师骄傲,我为我身为一个中国人骄傲！” The eye socket of Female Host person was also wet, „my present mood is the same with Professor Sun, all people see Teacher Zhang Ye to lose Nobel Literature prize awarding cup, possibly has switched off the television, but no one has thought that, in the last second, Teacher Zhang Ye has won Nobel finally ****** awarding cup! This moment time is the China person, at this moment in the world what resounds is the name of China person! Too good! Teacher Zhang Ye you were good!” 女主持人的眼眶也湿了,“我现在的心情和孙教授一样,所有人见到张烨老师痛失诺贝尔文学奖奖杯,可能已经关掉电视了,可谁也没有想到,在最后的时候,在最后一秒钟,张烨老师捧回了诺贝尔******奖杯！这一刻的时间是属于中国人的,这一刻全世界响起的是中国人的名字！太棒了！张烨老师你太棒了！” ...... …… Spring Garden. 春天花园家。 Amy is opening the big mouth, had not closed! AMY张着大嘴,一直都没有闭上！ Whole face shocking Xiaodong until now still cannot believe that the ear of one's own, she points at the television to ask Li Xiaoxian, „Zhang Ye?” 满脸震惊的小冬直到现在也仍然不敢相信自己的耳朵,她指着电视问身旁的李小娴,“张烨？” Li Xiaoxian: „Um.” 李小娴:“嗯。” Xiaodong: „******?” 小冬:“******？” Li Xiaoxian: „Um.” 李小娴:“嗯。” Xiaodong spurts the blood! 小冬喷血！ ...... …… Dong Shanshan. 董杉杉家。 Old schoolmates you have a look at me, I have a look at you. 老同学们你看看我,我看看你。 Several people frightened to faint! 好几个人都吓晕过去了！ „Zhang'er took ******?” “张儿拿了******？” „Was Nobel Prize so when humorous?” “诺贝尔奖什么时候这么幽默了？” „****** To this goods, too satirized!” “******给这货,也太讽刺了啊！” „I am a little dizzy, give me the cup liquor I to help get over a shock!” “我有点晕,给我杯酒我压压惊！” ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 The China people burst with joy! 中国民众都沸腾了！ „face-smacking Zhang?” “打脸张？” „******?” “******？” „This, this also too his mother face-smacking!” “这,这也太他妈打脸了啊！” „Who can think of this grandson unexpectedly ****** holding! This is must give to scare to death the people of the world! Nobel ******!!” “谁能想到这孙子居然把******给捧回来了啊！这是要把世界人民都给吓死啊！诺贝尔******啊！！” „face-smacking Zhang must go down in history!” “打脸张要载入史册了啊！” „Yes, this time, not only goes down in the China history, wanted his mother to go down in the world history!” “是啊,这次不但载入中国史册,也要他娘载入世界史册了啊！” „Pū!” “噗！” „The India person must cry!” “印度人要哭了！” „Let alone the India person, my his mother frightened to cry!” “别说印度人了啊,我都他娘吓哭了啊！” Also some small number do not know the circumstances of the matter. 也有少部分人不知情。 Some talented people just opened weibo. 有人才刚刚打开微博。 „?” “啊？” „What were you saying?” “你们在说什么啊？” „What happened? What ******?” “发生什么事了？什么******？” „In building how many haven't known? Then I come to speak a joke to you, this joke was Zhang Ye took Nobel ******!” “楼上几位还不知道吗？那么我来给你们讲一个笑话吧,这个笑话就是张烨拿了诺贝尔******！” „Pū, do not tease.” “噗,别逗了。” „You, when my stupid cunt?” “你们当我傻-逼啊？” „Hahaha, face-smacking Zhang, if dares to take ******, I dare to campaign for President United States!” “哈哈哈,打脸张要是敢拿******,那我都敢竞选美国总统了！” Then, the weibo following tens of thousands people leave a message! 然后,微博下面几万人留言！ „You go!” “你去吧！” „Goes quickly!” “快去吧！” „Smiles to pull out!” “笑抽！” „Brother, keep it up!” “兄弟,加油！” „Pū, you have a look at news!” “噗,你们还是看看新闻吧！” In short time tens of thousands people join in the fun, looked at that several people silly! 短短时间内几万人过来凑热闹,把那几人都看傻了！ These people one surprised, this realized that does not suit, hurries to renovate to hear. 那些人一愕,这才察觉出不对劲,赶忙去翻新闻。 This does not look importantly, spitting blood that they spit blood, corona past corona! 这一看不要紧,他们吐血的吐血,晕过去的晕过去！ What? 什么？ Real!? 是真的！？ ...... …… In this world, many matters accepted too to be difficult. 在这世界上,有很多事接受起来都太难了。 For example, on the sow set up. 比如,母猪上树了。 For example, very unlikely situation. 比如,铁树开花了。 For example, Old Hu was a vegetarian. 比如,老虎吃素了。 For example, Zhang Ye takes Nobel ******. 比如,张烨拿诺贝尔******了。 Zhang Ye took to reward, all China people were cheering, the name that but this rewarded, made them feel slightly a little awkward with dumbfounded . 张烨拿了诺奖,所有中国人都在欢呼,只是这个诺奖的名字,稍稍让他们觉得有点尴尬和哭笑不得。 Is Zhang Ye what kind of person also? 张烨是何许人也啊？ China, Japan, Republic of Korea, they are clear! 中国,日本,韩国,他们都再清楚不过了！ That is the fellow who a sub-field does not curse at people at earliest convenience! 那是个不分场合就骂人的家伙！ That is the idiot who a word does not begin at earliest convenience! 那是个一言不合就动手的混人！ That is all right can discover the pit goods that a matter comes to you! 那是个没事儿都能给你找出点事儿来的坑货！ Counts Zhang Ye to make a debut these years have done the matter, which matter „peace” two characters has the 10 cents relations with his mother! May be such a person, took ******! 细数张烨出道这些年来干过的事情,哪件事跟他妈“和平”两个字有一毛钱关系啊！可偏偏就是这么一个人,拿了******！ Quick, the news drew a charge synchronously! 很快,新闻同步出炉了！ United States. 美国。 United Kingdom. 英国。 France. 法国。 Japan. 日本。 Russia. 俄罗斯。 The news headline of world country presented such a title. 全世界国家的新闻头条都出现了这么一个标题。 In a news history does not have, very long very long news title. 一个新闻史上从没有过的、很长很长的新闻标题。 At the «Nobel Awards ceremony trips Nobel Literature prize winner the Nobel Literature prize candidate to have the honor to receive Nobel ******!» 《诺贝尔颁奖典礼上绊倒诺贝尔文学奖获奖人的诺贝尔文学奖候选人荣获诺贝尔******！》 This joke, provoked laughter the world! 这个笑话,把全世界都逗笑了！