Next day. 次日。 In the morning. 早晨。 Zhang Ye washed the face, has had the breakfast, returned to the one's own study room. 张烨洗了把脸,吃了早饭,就回到了自己的书房。 A gate pass/test, he turned on the Game Ring Items column, took out that Luck medal, has worn it directly, immediately, the Luck medal burst out a white light, the medal was torn to pieces, splashes water ripples to launch in all directions, floats to the world. 门一关,他将游戏戒指的物品栏打开,取出了那枚幸运勋章,直接将其戴了上去,顿时,幸运勋章迸发出一道白光,勋章支离破碎,溅起了一道道水波纹向四面八方展开,漂向了全世界。 Luck medal use. 幸运勋章使用。 Countdown: 倒计时: 57 hours. 57小时。 Then Zhang Ye sits in front of the computer waits for! 然后张烨就坐在电脑前等待起来！ Sales volume! 销量！ Gives me to select the sales volume again! 再给我点销量！ Now he wants, only then this! 他现在想要的只有这个！ ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Crosstalk performing artist Tang Dazhang. 相声表演艺术家唐大章家。 Today, wife children at home. 今天,妻子孩子都在家。 The wife asked: „Does Old Tang, have the performance today?” 妻子问:“老唐,今天有演出吗？” Tang Dazhang looks that the computer smiles absent-mindedly, said: „No, he he.” 唐大章看着电脑心不在焉地笑着,道:“没有,呵呵。” „So to be how happy?” The wife wonders. “怎么这么高兴？”妻子纳闷。 Tang Dazhang said with a laugh: „The 《Gone with the Wind》 won't sell, several world literary giants came out to struggle with him, snatched many market shares, this rewarded is hopeless.” 唐大章笑呵呵道:“《飘》卖不动了,好几个世界文豪出来和他争了,抢了很多市场份额,他这个诺奖啊是没戏了。” The wife is speechless, „your contradictions passed many years.” 妻子无语,“你俩的矛盾都过去多少年了啊。” Tang Dazhang roll one's eyes, „I with him, am unable to co-exist for a lifetime, snort|hum!” 唐大章翻白眼,“我跟他,一辈子都势不两立,哼！” The wife urged: „Others gave the country to bring honor, moreover heard that novel was very good, my several friends worked together are looking.” 妻子劝道:“人家还是给国家争光了,而且听说那本小说很不错,我几个朋友同事都在看呢。” Tang Dazhang flew into a rage, „you may not probably buy, who buys me to be anxious with whom!” 唐大章急眼了,“你可不许买啊,谁买我跟谁急！” The wife said: „Knows that does not buy.” 妻子道:“知道啦,不买。” Tang Dazhang snort|hum said: „A local sale quantity cannot increase to him!” 唐大章哼道:“一本销量都不能给他增加！” ding~dong~, the doorbell has rung, is express. 叮咚,门铃响了,是快递员。 The wife smiles, „specialized book that son buys.” 妻子微笑,“儿子订的专业书到了。” A big box of classical philosophical work, heavy heavy. 一大箱子书,死沉死沉的。 But when they disassemble the box looked that was silly! 可是当他们把箱子拆开一看,都傻了！ 《Gone with the Wind》! 《飘》！ 《Gone with the Wind》! 《飘》！ 《Gone with the Wind》! 《飘》！ Altogether 53 books, all are 《Gone with the Wind》! 一共53本书,全都是《飘》！ Tang Dazhang spurts the blood! 唐大章喷血！ The son is shocked, „I, I have not bought this!” 儿子惊呆,“我,我没买这个啊！” The wife is scared, „did they send mistakenly?” 妻子傻眼,“他们寄错了？” The son hurries to access the net to contact with the seller, finally unexpectedly is the black heart seller, wrangled the half of the day, others have not given the returned goods! 儿子赶紧上网联系卖家,结果竟是个黑心卖家,扯皮了半天,人家还不给退货！ Tang Dazhang was almost wild with rage! 唐大章差点气疯了！ Doesn't return goods? 不退货？ More than 50 《Gone with the Wind》? 50多本《飘》？ Your his mother makes me open the bookstore!? 你他妈让我开书店啊！？ In the family|home spreads roaring of Tang Dazhang: „Surnamed Zhang! How you are haunted by the ghost!” 家中传出唐大章的怒吼:“姓张的！你丫怎么阴魂不散啊！” ...... …… Japan. 日本。 Some bookstore. 某书店。 Seto Yukiko and several friends stroll. 濑户恭子和几个朋友闲逛。 „, Yukiko.” “哇,恭子。” „Isn't this 《Gone with the Wind》 English edition?” “这不是《飘》的英文版吗？” „Weren't you in the past the Zhang Ye that «One Piece» responsibility arrange?” “你当年不就是张烨那《海贼王》的责编吗？” „Can buy a book?” “要买一本吗？” Seto Yukiko hears this name to tremble on whole body, said angrily: „Do not raise him with me, I had pledged that the work of this big court eunuch I die will not look! Walks walks!” Does not pay attention slightly, front had a person to hit her, Seto Yukiko is hit on the 《Gone with the Wind》 bookshelf, the bookshelf in a flash, 《Gone with the Wind》 good skillful to have fallen into the bag in Seto Yukiko hand slightly unfortunately, she had not realized. 濑户恭子听到这个名字就浑身发抖,气鼓鼓道:“别跟我提他啦,我发过誓,这个大太监的作品我死都不会看啦！走吧走吧！”稍不留神,前面有个人撞了她一下,濑户恭子被撞到了《飘》的书架上,书架微微一晃,一本《飘》好巧不巧地掉进了濑户恭子手中的袋子里,她并没有察觉。 Payment. 付款。 Returns to the company. 回公司。 Disassembles the bag to the publishing house the time, Seto Yukiko has discovered this book. 到出版社拆开袋子的时候,濑户恭子才发现了这本书。 „What?” “什么？” „My what buys?” “我什么买的啊？” „Heavens/Days, this what's the matter?” “天啊,这怎么回事？” She thought that damn, throws the corner this book. 她觉得见了鬼,把这书扔到角落。 But thinks that bought has bought, this money cannot the white bloom. 可是想了想,买都买了,这钱不能白花啊。 Seto Yukiko clenches teeth, her English is good, took to turn several pages, this looked that has not stopped, more looked is more fascinated. 濑户恭子一咬牙,她英语水平还不错,还是拿起来翻了几页,这一看就没有停下来,越看越入迷。 Went to work time to arrive, Editor came one after another. 上班时间到了,编辑们陆续来了。 „, Yukiko, are you doing?” “啊,恭子,你在干什么？” „Does not have, nothing.” “没,没什么。” „How you also read the Zhang Ye book!” “你怎么还看张烨的书啊！” Seto Yukiko is about to have cried, „I do not know how to buy.” 濑户恭子都快哭了,“我也不知道怎么就买了。” Numerous Editor threw the despising look to her, then put down the thing in hand, had the lunch of buying, had the Manhua magazine of buying, may suddenly, many people call out in alarm! 众多编辑都对她投去了鄙视的眼神,然后纷纷放下手里的东西,有买的便当,有买的漫画杂志,可突然间,很多人惊叫起来！ Female Editor: „In, how do I wrap have 《Gone with the Wind》?” 一女编辑:“啊,我包里怎么有本《飘》？” Male Editor: „Shit, do I have a book?” 一男编辑:“我靠,我怎么也有一本？” Another female Editor: „I faint, obviously what I buy is the new book of Bangalore, the sales clerk is non-specialized, can this also take wrong?” 另一女编辑:“我晕,我明明买的是班加罗尔的新书啊,那店员也太不专业了啊,这也能拿错？” The people are dumbfounded! 众人目瞪口呆！ They felt damn! 他们都感觉见了鬼了！ ...... …… United States. 美国。 Publishes the company, Editor is meeting. 一家出版公司,编辑们正在开会。 Chief Editor said: „I said that from now on 《Gone with the Wind》 publicity does not need to hit, the tendency of this book was weak, moreover after is the book of China person, behind us mainly sells the native books, that United States writer do not attack Nobel Literature prize? Our publishing house does not have the truth not to support, therefore the sales promotions and publicity efforts in various aspects, is primarily the United States writer, Japan and that two of India writer can also sell much.” 总编道:“我说一下,今后《飘》的宣传不需要打了,这本书的势头已经弱下来了,而且毕竟是中国人的书,咱们后面主要还是卖本土书籍,那位美国作家不是要冲击诺贝尔文学奖吗？咱们出版社没道理不支持的,所以各方面的推销和宣传力度,还是以美国作家为主,日本和印度作家的那两本也可以多卖卖。” „Good.” “好的。” „Understood.” “明白了。” „We arrange immediately.” “我们马上布置。” The people should say. 众人应道。 Suddenly, staff roared to run anxiously, „is not good!” 突然,一个工作人员急哄哄地跑了进来,“不好了！” Chief Editor put on a serious face, „has had an accident, Will?” 总编板起脸,“出什么事了,威尔？” That asked Will's person to be panic-stricken saying: „The following person printed mistakenly!” 那叫威尔的人惊慌失措道:“下面的人印错了！” Chief Editor is stunned, „what seal mistakenly?” 总编愕然,“什么印错了？” That person cries saying: „Before scheduled several books, wrong were printed 《Gone with the Wind》!” 那人哭道:“之前预定的几本书,都被错印成了《飘》！” „What?” Chief Editor was startled to stand, Voice trembled, „seal mistakenly how many book?” “什么？”总编惊得站了起来,声音都哆嗦了,“印错了多少册？” That person does not dare saying that „this, this” 那人不敢说,“这,这” Chief Editor roars, „said!” 总编怒吼,“说！” That person wipes away sweat, „1 million volume!” 那人擦汗,“1000000册！” time, Editor in conference room almost fall from the chair! 一时间,会议室里的编辑们都差点从椅子上摔下去！ Chief Editor spurts the blood! 总编喷血！ 1 million? 1000000？ seal mistakenly 1 million? 印错了1000000？ This must sell many years! 这得卖多少年啊！ Female Editor is busy at asking: publicity direction that „Chief Editor, you said a moment ago, did we defer to this to carry out? Was all right we first to go back?” 一个女编辑忙问:“总编,您刚才说的宣传方向,那我们就按照这个执行了？没事我们就先回去了？” Finally, only listens to Chief Editor to stun the world, „carries out! All channels give me completely publicity 《Gone with the Wind》! Sales promotion! Promotion! Discount! Binding sale!” 结果,只听总编语出惊人,“执行个屁啊！所有渠道给我全部宣传《飘》！推销！促销！打折！绑定销售！” „?” “啊？” The people spit blood! 众人吐血！ ...... …… On this day. 这一天。 The world messed up! 全世界都乱套了！ Some people go home, discovered that in book bag were many 《Gone with the Wind》. 有人回家,发现书包里多了一本《飘》。 Under some people the order, under the discovery, has bought mistakenly is 《Gone with the Wind》. 有人下订单,发现下错了,买回来的都是《飘》。 Has the publishing house seal wrong books, wants to look for the relational quite good publishing house help to share, to reduce loses, many replies that finally obtains are one compared with they also shocking words, did you also print mistakenly? 有出版社印错书籍,想找关系比较好的出版社帮忙分摊一下,以减小损失,结果得到的很多回复都是一句比他们还震惊的话咦,你们也印错了啊？ ? 也？ Also seal mistakenly? 也印错了？ This his mother what's the matter! 这他妈到底怎么回事啊！ This really damn! 这真是见鬼了啊！ That night, the world thinks that one's own has met Supernatural Event(s)! 这一夜,全世界都以为自己遇到了灵异事件！ ...... …… On the same day. 当天。 The 《Gone with the Wind》 sales volume renovated once more! 《飘》的销量再次刷新了！ Before under this novel in besieging and pursuing of several Nobel Prize candidates blocked off, the sales volume almost stopped, 7.3 million, 7.4 million, the growth was extremely slow, early did not have the tendency of just starting. But on this day, 《Gone with the Wind》 once more erupted, the eruption must let world all person one scared! 之前这本小说在几个诺贝尔奖候选人的围追堵截下,销量几乎停下了,7300000,7400000,增长极慢,早已经没有了刚开始的势头。可是在这一天,《飘》再次爆发了,爆发得让全世界所有人都一片胆寒！ 8 million volume! 8000000册！ 9 million volume! 9000000册！ 10 million volume! 10000000册！ Broke through 10 million unexpectedly! 竟突破10000000了！ At this moment, global people were shocked! 这一刻,全球人民都震惊了！