IRAS :: Volume #15

#1415: Zhang Ye pounds car(riage) ( Part 3 )!


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One second. 一秒钟。 Two seconds. 两秒钟。 Three seconds. 三秒钟。 The crowd exploded suddenly! 人群突然爆了! My God!” “我的上帝!” Broke to pieces!” “碎了!” Real his mother broke to pieces!” “真他妈碎了啊!” What Shit did I see?” 我靠我看见了什么?” This what strength? What's the matter?” “这什么力气啊?到底怎么回事?” Impossible! Just more than 20 personally took the baseball stick not to make the bulletproof glass have the little white flower! How did Zhang Ye pound two to break to pieces?” “不可能的啊!刚刚20多个人拿着棒球棍都没让防弹玻璃起一点点白花儿啊!怎么张烨砸了两下就碎了?” Key adeptly pounds!” “关键还是拿手砸的!” Right my God! Is pounds adeptly!” “对啊我的天!是拿手砸的啊!” Too god! Too good!” “太神了!太牛了啊!” Zhang Ye Undefeatable!” 张烨无敌了!” Fierce my Teacher Zhang!” “厉害了我的张老师!” These two palm too his mother were also graceful!” “这两掌也太他妈帅了啊!” The audience people call out in alarm! 全场人都惊叫起来! Chenchen shouted loudly, Zhang Ye! Good that pounds! Zhang Ye! Does attractively!” 辰辰高呼,“张烨!砸的好!张烨!干得漂亮!” Ha Qiqi is dumbfounded! 哈齐齐目瞪口呆! Zhang Zuo stares dumbfounded! 张左瞠目结舌! Little Wang and Little Zhou and the others also dumbfounded! 小王小周等人也呆住了! How possible! 怎么可能! This is how possible! 这怎么可能啊! They also know that Leader Zhang can challenge, not suffer a loss with the person begins Zhang Ye in any case, but must say that Zhang Ye fierce, they do not know, moreover isn't this your mother the fierce matter? This is the bulletproof glass feeds! This is the person can break? With being out of practice to pound? In their cognition, in their world, this possibly is not the matter that humanity can accomplish! 他们也知道张导打架,反正跟人动手的时候张烨从来没吃过亏,可是要说张烨有多厉害,他们真的不知道啊,而且这你妈已经不是厉害不厉害的事了吧?这是防弹玻璃啊喂!这是人能砸碎的吗?还是拿手生砸的?在他们的认知里,在他们的世界里,这不可能是人类能办到的事啊! Shocked! 太震撼了! Too scary! 太吓人了! What is most essential after is Zhang Ye pounds, turned head to look at leader and staff organizer, was you make my trial.” 最关键的是张烨砸完后还回头看了看主办方的负责人和工作人员们,“是你们让我试的啊。” leader: „......” 负责人:“……” Zhang Ye said innocently: You looked that I said your car(riage) quality has the issue.” 张烨无辜道:“你看,我就说你们车质量有问题吧。” leader: „......” 负责人:“……” Zhang Ye has referred, this calculates that broke?” 张烨指了指,“这是不是算砸碎了?” leader: „......” 负责人:“……” Zhang Ye said: Pounds delivers one, can I drive away one?” 张烨道:“砸一送一,我能开走一辆了?” leader: „......” 负责人:“……” They also frightened to urinate! 他们也吓尿了! Frightened to urinate really! 是真的吓尿了啊! Staff at this moment nearly a little could not come to a stop, the ankle was soft, in the heart cried out infinitely: Fuck! You are the person you! 此刻的工作人员们险些都有点站不稳了,脚脖子都软了,心中无限呐喊:我草啊!你丫还是人吗你! A male staff: What's the matter!” 一男员工:“怎么回事啊!” A female staff: This is the bulletproof glass!” 一女员工:“这是防弹玻璃啊!” leader the regret resulted in the intestines to be blue at this time, his heart said that what heat degree I am all right to rub idly I, the heat degree has not rubbed, the advertisement must pound, he is clear, this has not delivered the issue of non- delivery truck, this concerned the important matter of their automobile brand image and quality, grade of principal bulletproof Advanced other vehicles, made a nine -year-old little girl break the vehicle door unexpectedly, making a Celebrity racket break to pieces the glass, this, this huge joke? If this passes on, they must degenerate into the laughingstock for a lifetime! This joke, suffices industry wife to laugh at their 100 years! 负责人这时候悔得肠子都青了,他心说我闲的没事蹭什么热度啊我,热度还没蹭来,招牌都要砸了啊,他心里清楚,这已经不是送不送车的问题了,这已经关乎到他们汽车品牌形象和质量的大事了,一档主打防弹的高级别车辆,竟然让一个九岁小女孩砸坏了车门,让一个明星拍碎了玻璃,这,这岂不是天大的笑话吗?这要是传出去,他们一辈子都要沦为笑柄了啊!这个笑话,够业内人笑话他们100年的啊! The people have created a disturbance. 民众已经起哄上了。 Delivery truck!” “送车!” Delivery truck!” “送车!” Delivery truck!” “送车!” Delivery truck!” “送车!” This link simply has not prepared! 这个环节根本没有准备! They will not have sent out the plan of vehicles from the start! 他们压根也没有会送出车辆的计划啊! leader knows that situation is not wonderful, saw periphery also has the person of video recording and photograph, saw that periphery more and more people surrounded almost to stop up the square completely, he courageously clenches teeth, looked for quite a while, had found a key of new car, dropped the blood to take at heart to Zhang Ye. 负责人知道情况不妙,看到周围还有录像和拍照的人,看到周围越来越多的群众围观过来几乎把广场堵满了,他当机立断地咬着牙,找了半天,找到了一把新车的钥匙,心里滴着血地拿给了张烨 Zhang Ye smiles, receives to throw to Little Wang, a while drives away.” 张烨笑笑,接过来扔给小王,“一会儿开走。” Little Wang jubilantly crisp [say / way]: Alright!” 小王兴高采烈地脆生生道:“得嘞!” leader immediately launches the recovery, his pretense walks the glass that inspected to break to pieces, immediately a face suddenly, turned around to pick up the microphone saying: Fellow friends, just had an accident, I looked, is not the issue of our vehicle quality, this everybody can feel relieved absolutely, originally before is, overuse, before the release, we will also experiment the glass-hard, when attains in the shop the staff also passed through a series of tests and hammers pounds, just at the scene, was this car(riage), made an effort to rap to thrash by more than 20 audiences, although was the bulletproof glass, but also had the boundary, for example rapped the number of times in same many, on will cause the glass to wear, this was normal.” 负责人立即展开补救,他假模假样地走过去检查了一下碎掉的玻璃,随即一脸恍然,转身拿起话筒道:“各位朋友,刚刚出现了一点意外,我看了一下,并不是我们车子质量的问题,这个大家可以绝对放心,原来是之前使用过度,出厂前我们也会试验玻璃硬度,拿到店里时我们的员工也经过了一系列测试和锤砸,刚刚在现场的时候,还是这辆车,又被20多个观众用力敲击捶打,虽然是防弹玻璃,但是也有界限的,比如在同一个点上敲击次数过多,就会造成玻璃磨损,这是正常的。” People whisper. 民众嘀咕。 False glass?” “假玻璃吧?” Any bulletproof!” “什么防弹的啊!” Too face-smacking! I hurt for them!” “太打脸了啊!我都替他们疼啊!” „Is this explanation a little forced?” “这个解释有点牵强啊?” „A Teacher Zhang that thin thin monkey can break, this car(riage) quality definitely has the problem! Returns the ballistic-protected vehicle? The brick came to hide!” 张老师那么瘦的一个瘦猴都能砸碎,这车质量肯定有毛病啊!还防弹车?板砖来了都得躲啊!” This explanation is also passable, originally is the bulletproof glass overuse, I said that Zhang Ye is impossible empty-handed to break open, this big strength?” “这解释也说得过去,原来是防弹玻璃使用过度,我就说张烨不可能空手砸开啊,这得多大力气啊?” Also is.” “也是。” Has ridicule. 吐槽的。 Has halfly believing and half doubting. 有将信将疑的。 leader hurries to explain: A moment ago was the coincidence, bulletproof glass was not new, had even been rapped several hundred times by dozens people of over a hundred people, actually had the fissure, but in the surface has not shown, therefore just Teacher Zhang Ye took advantage of loopholes, happen to patted in the glass fracture, this caused the glass to damage, was not the quality problem, but has not related, we had pledged pounded delivers one, then we will achieve, if everybody also did have the suspicion? We put out a new car now, brand-new had not been smashed vehicle, making everybody look the bulletproof glass does not have the loss time is any appearance, opening that at all some impossible people to pound!” 负责人赶紧解释道:“刚才是巧合,防弹玻璃不是新的了,已经被几十人甚至上百人敲击了几百次,其实已经有裂痕了,只不过表面上并没有展现出来,所以刚刚张烨老师是钻了空子,正好拍在了玻璃断裂面上,这才导致玻璃破损的,不是质量问题,不过没有关系,我们承诺过砸一送一,那么我们就会做到,如果大家还有怀疑的话?我们现在拿出一辆新车,全新的没有被砸过的车子,让大家看一看防弹玻璃没有损耗的时候是什么样子的,根本不可能有人砸的开!” A staff drove a new car. 一员工将一辆新车开过来了。 leader said with a smile: Look, this is a new car, everybody can pound casually, tries casually, was just only coincidence in the coincidence, made a Luck person catch up by chance, actually just who smashed that glass to break to pieces, our brands safeguarded, please believe our brand, believes that representing of Li Anxu Teacher, this brand-new ballistic-protected vehicle will not have other problems, who tried?” 负责人笑道:“看,这是新车,大家可以随便砸,随便试,刚刚只是个巧合中的巧合,碰巧让一个幸运的人赶上了,其实刚刚谁来砸那一下玻璃都得碎,我们的品牌就是保障,请相信我们品牌,相信李安旭老师的代言,这个全新防弹车就不会出现其他问题了,谁来试一下啊?” At this time, a person walked to go forward. 这时,一个人走上前。 Is a woman. 是个女人。 She called Rao Aimin. 她叫饶爱敏 In the crowd some people recognized her. 人群中有人认出她了。 „.” “啊。” That grim beautiful woman!” “那个冷面美女啊!” She is Zhang Ye manager.” “她是张烨经纪人啊。” I also know her, on television has seen!” “我也知道她,电视上见过!” Ha Qiqi one surprised. 哈齐齐一愕。 Zhang Zuo has also gawked. 张左也愣了一下。 Nobody thinks that Zhang Ye that landlord and manager can come up! 没人想到张烨那个房东兼经纪人会上去! Tong Fu said: Leader Zhang, Big Sister Rao she?” 童富呃道:“张导,饶大姐她?” Zhang Ye has actually smiled, this goods coveted the little profit.” 张烨却笑了,“这货又贪小便宜去了。” Wu Yi has not understood: „? What corrupt little profit?” 武易没听懂:“啊?什么贪小便宜?” leader looked has smiled, good, had the entrant to appear, does this beautiful woman want to try? Very good, you can experience, that side has the tool, has the hammer, has the baseball stick, you can select casually elect, to pound under many casually it does not matter, pounds under many, but please do not have leaving things to chance, this was the brand-new ballistic-protected vehicle, with was different, asked you to realize heartily the firm degree of our latest bulletproof glass, was right, the careful hand, instead do not shake to one's own, the wound the words we may say. 负责人一看就笑了,“好,有报名者出现了,这位美女想试一试?很好,你可以体验一下,那边有工具,有锤子,有棒球棍,你可以随便挑随便选,砸多少下都无所谓,砸多少下都可以,但请不要抱有侥幸心理哦,这是全新的防弹车了,跟刚才的可不一样了哦,就请你尽情体会一下我们最新款防弹玻璃的坚固程度吧,对了,小心手啊,千万别反震到自己,伤了的话我们可”正说呢。 At this time, Rao Aimin was cold face to arrive by the car(riage). 这时候,饶爱敏已经冷着脸走到了车旁边。 Many people stayed. 好多人呆了呆。 What meaning? 啥意思? Tool? 工具呢? You do not take the stick? 你不拿棍子的吗? Then they noticed that Rao Aimin lifts the hand gently, a palm of the hand clapped on the side glass of copilot, Bang, that Voice simply could be said as Earth-shaking, the entire car(riage) even felt that must throw off by huge Strength, this one side tire almost takeoffed! 然后他们就看到饶爱敏轻轻抬起手,一巴掌拍在了副驾驶的侧玻璃上,砰的一声,那声音简直可以说是地动山摇,整辆车甚至感觉被一股巨大的力量要掀翻了,这一侧的轮胎几乎都离地了! The palm falls! 掌落! A palm! 一掌! Has a palm! 只有一掌! The bulletproof glass is split up! 防弹玻璃四分五裂! Fuck!” 我草!” Shit!” 我靠!” My God!” “我的天呀!” The audiences were shocked! 观众震惊了! Person shock of Zhang Ye studio! 张烨工作室的人震惊了! Nobody can believe the eye of one's own! 没有人敢相信自己的眼睛! With the Zhang Ye same posture! 张烨一样的姿势! With the Zhang Ye same movement! 张烨一样的动作! The difference is only palms and two palms! 区别只是一掌和两掌! Similarly the bulletproof glass broke to pieces! 同样的是防弹玻璃都碎了! The staff of brand side stayed there! 品牌方的员工们都呆在了那里! Is taking the microphone for ballistic-protected vehicle boast organizer leader, the microphone in hand is still tumbling on the ground, has sent out some grating noise, his whole person did not have soul general to pass one to sit down exhausted all of a sudden on the ground, looks silly dull that was patted the broken car(riage) glass by a Zhang Ye manager palm of the hand, side looked at just by the glass that Zhang Ye smashed, the heart said one I **** younger sister! 正拿着话筒还在为防弹车吹嘘的主办方负责人,手里的话筒吧嗒一声滚落在地上,发出了一些很刺耳的噪音,他整个人也一下子没了魂儿一般噗通一声瘫坐在地上,傻呆呆地看着那块被张烨经纪人一巴掌拍碎的车玻璃,又侧头看了看刚被张烨砸烂的玻璃,心道一句“我****妹啊”! At this moment, he has tears streaming down the face! 此时此刻,他泪流满面! Your paralysis! What draft animals his mother is one group of! 麻痹啊!这他妈到底是一帮什么样的牲口啊!
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