IRAS :: Volume #14

#1393: face-smacking Zhang came back!


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A scene complete silence! 现场一片鸦雀无声! Everyone before television live broadcast was scared! 电视直播前的每一个人都傻眼了! Has not made a mistake in writing! He did not make a mistake in writing! This word truly is «A River of Blossoms», punctuates, the rhyme, detains, is «A River of Blossoms», but this word their nobody has actually seen, this at is not that «A River of Blossoms» that their world they imagine, big love? Endless? Doesn't divide the national boundary? A character, a character his mother does not touch on slightly! 没有写错!他根本不是写错了!这首词确确实实是《满江红》,断句,韵,押,都是《满江红》,可这首词他们却没有一个人见过啊,这根本不是他们世界他们想象的那首《满江红》啊,大爱?无疆?不分国界?一个字都不是啊,一个字都他娘不沾边啊! This is curses at people! 这是骂人啊! This his mother is a word of cursing at people! 这他妈是骂人的一首词啊! Does the fly run into a wall? 苍蝇碰壁? Humming sound called? 嗡嗡叫? How many sob? 几声抽泣? Surnamed Zhang! Whom you scolded! 姓张的!你丫骂谁呢啊! Japanese and Korean in field the press corps are here reporter in Capital, almost every person can understand Chinese for a long time, after seeing this Calligraphy, their almost air/Qi faints! 场内的日韩记者团们都是这边的长期驻京记者,几乎每个人都看得懂中文,看到这幅书法后,他们差点气晕过去! Zhang Ye!” 张烨!” You! You!” “你!你!” Goes too far!” “欺人太甚!” You curse at people!” “你骂人!” How you can like this!” “你怎么可以这样!” This is live broadcast! You too bold you!” “这是直播啊!你太胆大包天了你!” Irritated me! Irritated me!” “气死我了!气死我了!” Reporter Japanese and Korean are unable to accept, faces were mad green! 日韩记者都无法接受,一个个脸都气绿了! ...... …… Some China entertainment company. 中国某娱乐公司。 Day! Had an accident!” “天!出事了!” How?” “怎么了?” Zhang Ye live broadcast had an accident!” 张烨直播又出事了!” What?” “什么?” I have a look!” “我看看!” Several Celebrity entertainers put down the matter in hand to run! 好几个明星艺人都放下手里的事跑过去了! ...... …… Yao Jiancai's Family. 姚建才家 Uncle Zhang take action!” 张叔出手了!” What hand left?” “出什么手了?” Father, looks at live broadcast quickly you!” “爸,快看直播啊你!” ...... …… Parent's house. 父母家 How Little Ye cursed at people!” 小烨怎么又骂人去了啊!” This child!” “这孩子!” Ok, was in any case used.” “算了,反正也习惯了。” ...... …… Japan. 日本 Shit!” 我靠!” This fellow too bad!” “这家伙太损了!” „Who this is!” “这是什么人啊!” How to have this person? In live broadcast writes Calligraphy to curse at people?” “怎么会有这种人?直播里写书法骂人?” „Isn't this scolds us?” “这不就是骂咱们呢吗?” Aaahhhhh! was wild with rage me!” “啊啊啊啊!气疯我了!” This China Heavenly King is a mad dog!” “这个中国天王就是个疯狗啊!” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国 Heavens/Days!” 天啊!” „Does he curse at people really he?” “他真骂人啊他?” I bah his face!” “我呸他一脸!” Provocation, this is provocation!” “挑衅啊,这是挑衅啊!” This points at the nose to curse at people!” “这指着鼻子骂人啊!” I cannot believe the eye of one's own simply!” “我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛!” Philanthropist?” 慈善家?” This his mother anything Philanthropist Fuck!” “这他妈什么慈善家我草!” Also Asia Charity Ambassador? Which Charity Ambassador you see such!” “还亚洲慈善大使?你见哪个慈善大使这样的啊!” ...... …… Cooker! 炸锅了! live broadcast broadcasts, entire Asia cooker! 直播一播,全亚洲都炸锅了! Nobody can think, unexpectedly in Asia live broadcast, unexpectedly at release conference that in Charity Organization holds, saw that Charity Ambassador such curses at people, let alone before , has not seen, after this matter, will not have, therefore countless people were shocked! 没有人可以想到,竟然会在亚洲直播中,竟然会在一个慈善组织举办的发布会上,看到一个慈善大使这么骂人的,别说以前没见过了,这种事情以后也不会有啊,所以无数人都被惊呆了! Some people cursed angrily! 有人怒骂! Some people spit blood! 有人吐血! Some people are overjoyed! 有人乐不可支! Some people watch the fun do not dislike the matter to be big! 有人看热闹不嫌事大! On the spot. 现场。 The Red Cross Society leader perspiration has gotten down, pretended had not seen the expression that Reporter Japanese and Korean are furious, has coughed, thanks Teacher Zhang Calligraphy, I announced that the release conference arrived at this to end.” The release conference such ahead of time had ended, live broadcast also hurriedly cut off. Can not finish ahead of time? Did not finish hitting on his mother! leader is about to have cried, he has also been responsible for several Asia Charity Ambassador appointment release conferences, each time running free with the current, can this release conference have an accident? What important matter even if has an accident to leave? He thinks that the staff also think, but no one has thought that today has an accident! Huge matter! 红十字会负责人汗都下来了,假装没看到日韩记者们震怒的表情,咳嗽了一声,“谢谢张老师书法,我宣布,发布会到此结束。”发布会就这么提前结束了,直播也被匆忙掐断了。能不提前结束吗?再不结束就该他妈打起来了啊!负责人都快哭了,他也负责过好几次亚洲慈善大使的任命发布会了,每一次都顺风顺水,这种发布会能出什么事啊?就算出事能出什么大事呀?他是这么想的,工作人员也是这么想的,可谁都没想到,今天就出事了!还是天大的事! Under volunteers are also dumb as a wooden chicken! 底下的志愿者们也是呆若木鸡! „.” “呃。” This “这” This Calligraphy “这书法 „.” “咳咳。” Teacher Zhang this time held the trouble!” 张老师这次捅娄子了啊!” Yes , he he may offend the person!” “是啊,他,他可把人得罪死了!” The release conference breaks up. 发布会散场。 Zhang Ye I am a face am indifferent, probably just handled a not worthy of mentioning matter to be the same, probably just these matters did not have the relations to be common with him, this male servant being all right person same takes a stroll steps down the stage. 张烨本人却是一脸淡然,好像刚刚做了一件微不足道的事情一样,好像刚刚那些事都跟他没关系一般,这厮没事儿人一样地溜溜达达地走下台。 leader roll one's eyes, Teacher Zhang, reaches an agreement A River of Blossoms!” 负责人一个劲翻白眼,“张老师,说好满江红的啊!” Zhang Ye blinks, is A River of Blossoms.” 张烨眨眼,“是满江红啊。” The leader air/Qi is ignorant, is not that A River of Blossoms.” 负责人气懵,“不是那个满江红啊。” Zhang Ye said: Hi, is similar, which A River of Blossoms is not A River of Blossoms.” 张烨道:“嗨,都差不多啊,哪个满江红不是满江红呀。” Almost? 差不多? Your his mother missed far good! 您这他妈差远了好不好! Reporter Japanese and Korean have not walked, but also is leaving behind the loud protest. 日韩记者们没走,还在留下大声抗议。 However at this time, the Charity Organization staff actually discovered that the reporters of China media actually and Zhang Ye is equally indifferent, after some people record, in a hurry took the equipment to go back, after some people finished the thing, went back to send a manuscript, some people 3322 were also merry walk shoulder to shoulder outward. 然而这个时候,慈善组织的工作人员们却发现,中国媒体的记者们却都跟张烨一样淡然,有人录好后就匆匆拿着设备回去了,有人写完东西后就回去发稿了,有人还3322有说有笑地并肩往外走。 leader: „......” 负责人:“……” Reporter Japanese and Korean: „......” 日韩记者:“……” Red Cross Society staff: „......” 红十字会工作人员:“……” Can you so be calm? 你们要不要都这么淡定啊? Is this big matter you do not know? 这是多大的事你们不知道啊? The person of China media knows certainly that this is the important matter, but does not have them to be so surprised, because was the old acquaintance, has had the too many years social dealings, others did not understand Zhang Ye, were they difficult to be inadequate have not known him? Does live broadcast curse at people? Haven't you seen? We see may be many, these years calculate that Zhang Ye which live broadcast hasn't cursed at people? His ten live broadcast eight times must have an accident, does your first talent know? Actually the reporters also very much surprise of China media, some of their surprise unexpectedly also people dare face-to-face speak the last words in this situation and Zhang Ye, you do not know who really he is? What temperament don't you know his really? Oh, how many day of charity did he make you to be lax? You think that he quite did bully? You thought that he was affable? 中国媒体的人当然知道这是大事,不过却没有他们这么吃惊,因为都是老熟人了,都打过太多年的交道了,别人不了解张烨,他们难不成还不知道他?直播骂人?你们没见过?我们见的可多了,这些年算一算,张烨哪次直播没骂过人啊?他十次直播八次都得出事,你们第一天才知道吗?其实中国媒体的记者们也很诧异,他们诧异居然还有人敢在这种场合和张烨面对面叫板,你们真不知道他是谁啊?你们真不知道他什么脾气啊?噢,他做了几天慈善你们就松懈了?你们就以为他好欺负了?你们就觉得他和蔼可亲了? He He! 呵呵! Weak! 幼稚! If he such good temperament, that Entertainment Circle were early pure! 他要是这么好的脾气,那娱乐圈早清净了! Person who if this male servant is so good to speak, he was not Zhang Ye! 这厮要是这么好说话的人,那他就不是张烨了! China Entertainment Circle most notorious class - bum! 中国娱乐圈最臭名昭彰的流-氓! You think this name is Bai Jiao? 你们以为他这个称呼是白叫的吗? Has remembered, if later scolded Zhang Ye, that scolding secretly, should not be in front of his to speak the last words with him, otherwise you will discover that the person of finally scolded stream of abuse definitely was one's own, because of by the glib lips and literary talent of Zhang Ye, even if were 100 individual piles abuses each other with him together, you also scolded him! 记住了,以后要是骂张烨,那就偷偷的骂,千万别当着他的面跟他叫板,否则你们就会发现,最后被骂的狗血淋头的人肯定是自己,因为以张烨的嘴皮子和文采,就算是100个人摞一块和他对骂,你们也骂不过他! ...... …… Online. 网上。 China netizen laughing like crazy! 中国的网友都乐疯了! A many people of scene of jubilation! 好多人一片欢腾! Came!” “来了来了!” Cursed at people! Zhang Ye cursed at people!” “骂人了!张烨骂人了!” Has tears streaming down the face!” “泪流满面!” I know!” “我就知道啊!” My family face-smacking Zhang comes back!” “我家打脸张又回来啦!” Heavens/Days, face-smacking Zhang really that face-smacking Zhang!” 天啊,打脸张果然还是那个打脸张啊!” Hahahahaha, this «A River of Blossoms» scolded was too happy!” 哈哈哈哈哈,这首《满江红》骂的太痛快了!” „It was good, was too splendid, the key has not traded the names of the tunes of cipoetry, must write is «A River of Blossoms», unexpectedly what Zhang Ye also uses is the «A River of Blossoms» word brand name, but the content has actually traded, the scene trades temporarily, this skill, this talent, this battle efficiency, in the world cannot discover second! This is the face-smacking Zhang gold-lettered signboard! This, no one Blow fucking awesome! Who comes not to be good!” “太牛了,太精彩了,关键是根本没换词牌啊,本来要写的就是《满江红》啊,张烨居然还用的是《满江红》的词牌名,但是内容却换了,还是现场临时换的,这功力,这才华,这战斗力,全世界找不出第二个啊!这就是打脸张的金字招牌啊!就这个,谁也别吹-牛-逼!谁来都不行!” Good to clean all pests!” “好一个扫除一切害人虫!” Zhang Ye assumed an awe-inspiring pose!” 张烨发威了!” face-smacking Zhang formidable might! Great!” 打脸张威武!好样的!” Excited! For these days Zhang Ye such did charity, scared to me, every day looks that his weibo places retransmitted the charity news, I was fearful and apprehensive, was not at heart steadfast, shouted, then I finally can relax, face-smacking Zhang elegant demeanor as before!” “激动啊!这几天张烨这么搞慈善,都给我吓坏了啊,每天看着他微博一篇篇地转发慈善新闻,我就心惊肉跳,心里怎么也不踏实呀,呼,这下我终于能松口气了,打脸张风采依旧啊!” This is Zhang Ye! Refuses to accept to do, whoever!” “这才是张烨嘛!不服就干,爱谁谁!” Satisfies a craving! Vents spleen!” “过瘾!解气!” Such Zhang Ye is pleasing to the eyes!” “还是这样的张烨顺眼啊!” Right, likes looking that this goods curse at people!” “对,就爱看这货骂人啊!” Others curse at people are bad language dirty words, a meaning does not have, an effort does not have, Zhang Ye curses at people ruthlessly! Make people pleasant! Trades the pattern each time!” “别人骂人就是脏话脏字,一点意思都没有,一点力度都没有,还是张烨骂人狠啊!让人赏心悦目!每次都换花样啊!” Hahaha, I said that he could not insist how many days, before who said that he can persist in being good for half a month? Wants! This fellow three days could not stretch! What is this? He He, this is the leopard doesn't change his spots, this temperament, cannot change for a lifetime!” 哈哈哈,我就说他坚持不了几天吧,之前谁说他能坚持半个月就不错了?想多了!这家伙三天就绷不住了啊!这是什么?呵呵,这就是本性难移呀,他这脾气啊,一辈子都改不了喽!” Sees face-smacking Zhang to curse at people, I felt relieved.” “看到打脸张骂人,我就放心了。” ...... …… Domestic. 国内 Is speechless with a professional face that Zhang Ye has a grudge! 很多跟张烨有仇的业内人士则一脸无语! You make this goods work as Philanthropist to be good well!” “你们让这货好好当个慈善家多好啊!” Yes, you said that you are all right to incur him to do idly!” “是啊,你说你们闲的没事招他干嘛啊!” Oh, then may be good, this class - bum was just peaceful for two days to come back!” “唉,这下可好,这流-氓刚安静两天又回来了!”
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