IRAS :: Volume #14

#1366: Legend of Zhang Ye on Jiang Hu!


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On airplane. 飞机上。 Zhang Ye boarding side with cell phone to a Mother round of voice, the words that spoke teases side the person to smile to pull out at the same time, only listened to him saying: Whoops, mother, you puts in the heart the belly, does not leave a country, cannot have an accident, you could rest assured that my this time goes out receives certainly the principle that the respect and exercises forbearance, don't they respect me? I also respect them, haven't they respected me? I also respect them, don't they respect me? I respect them, didn't they respect me? The grass, my his mother dies their unable never to respect me.” 张烨一边登机一边拿手机老妈发语音,说的话逗得旁边人都笑抽了,只听他道:“哎呦,妈,你就把心放肚子里吧,不就出趟国么,出不了事,您放心,我这次出门一定秉承尊重和忍让的原则,他们不尊重我?那我也尊重他们,他们还不尊重我?我还尊重他们,他们就不尊重我?我就尊重他们,他们一直不尊重我?草,我他妈恁死他们那也不能老不尊重我呀。” Ning Lan: Hahahahaha!” 宁兰:“哈哈哈哈哈!” Xiaodong: Hahahahaha.” 小冬:“哈哈哈哈哈哈。” Xu Meilan could not bear smile to go bad. 许美岚也忍不住笑坏了。 Some Zhang Ye in the place, would relaxed and laughs heartily, which looks like this male servant arrived at to say Crosstalk. 张烨在的地方,总会有轻松和欢笑,这厮走到哪儿都像说相声似的。 Stewardess after on the airplane sees him, is pleasantly surprised. 机上的空姐看到他后,也惊喜不已。 „!” “哇!” Teacher Zhang?” 张老师?” „Did Teacher Zhang come?” 张老师来了?” I take the baggage to you!” “我给您拿行李!” Teacher Zhang, the baggage gives me baggage to me!” 张老师,行李给我行李给我!” This is the Air China airplane, Zhang Ye enters the engine room, several stewardesses encircle to rush to help, one crowd of Celebrity dried in the sun there. 这是国航的飞机,张烨一进机舱,几个空姐就围上来抢着帮忙,身后一群明星都被晾在那里了。 Zhang Ye is a little embarrassed, doesn't use.” 张烨有点不好意思,“不用不用。” Amy is speechless, has a look at others this treatments.” AMY无语,“看看人家这待遇。” Xiaodong said: Is the first-class cabins, disparity so is how big.” 小冬道:“都是头等舱,怎么差距这么大呀。” Da Qi said with a smile: Teacher Zhang, but Air China Honorary passenger lifelong, takes plane does not spend, in the past has saved a passenger of airplane with the stewardess, this treatment is naturally different.” 大齐笑道:“张老师可是国航的终身荣誉乘客,坐飞机都不花钱的,当年救了一飞机的乘客和空姐,这待遇自然不一样了。” Ning Lan thought that right, such a matter.” 宁兰想起来了,“哦对,还有这么一茬儿事儿呢。” The stewardesses have informed the aircraft commander. 空姐通知了机长。 The aircraft commander also came out to greet, Teacher Zhang, welcome!” 机长也出来迎接了,“张老师,欢迎!” Zhang Ye said with a smile: I said that we should not be impolite.” 张烨笑道:“我说咱就别客气了。” The aircraft commander said: That was not good, neglects anyone unable to neglect you, Teacher Zhang, I have married, the bride was in the past by the stewardess who you saved.” 机长道:“那可不行,怠慢了谁也不能怠慢了您啊,张老师,我结婚了,新娘就是当年被您救下来的空姐。” Zhang Ye is astonished however said: „? Thin that fat that?” 张烨讶然道:“哦?瘦的那个还是胖的那个?” The aircraft commander said with a smile: Thin that.” 机长微笑道:“瘦的那个。” Zhang Ye said: Hou, you had good fortune, Congratulations.” 张烨道:“嚯,那你有福气了,恭喜啊。” The aircraft commander said: Thanks, thanks to your, a while I take the wedding candy to you!” 机长道:“谢谢,都是托您的福,一会儿我给您拿喜糖来!” Zhang Ye was also very happy that very has the sense of achievement. 张烨也很高兴,挺有成就感的。 First-class cabin region. 头等舱区域。 The people take a seat, bodyguard Sun Aixi helps them put the baggage. 众人落座,保镖孙爱喜帮着他们一个个放行李。 Li Xiaoxian: Thanks Elder Brother Sun.” 李小娴:“谢谢孙哥。” Sun Aixi laughs foolishly, Teacher Li was polite.” 孙爱喜憨笑,“李老师客气了。” Xiaodong fronts the foot to hold Li, Elder Brother Sun, my this also a little sinks.” 小冬垫着脚举行李,“孙哥,我这也有点沉。” You leave alone Xiaodong Teacher, I have put.” Sun Aixi takes responsibility on oneself to say. “你别管了小冬老师,我来放。”孙爱喜大包大揽道。 Xiaodong smile, thanks.” 小冬微笑,“谢谢。” Sun Aixi said: Sister Lan confessed me a moment ago, in team I am responsible for the security, everybody has any matter to look for me all the way.” 孙爱喜说道:“岚姐儿刚才交代我了,团队里我负责安全,大家一路上有什么事都可以找我。” Ning Lan said curiously: „Is Old Sun a veteran?” 宁兰好奇道:“老孙是退伍兵?” The common bodyguards are retired serviceman are in the majority. 一般的保镖都是退伍军人居多。 Xu Meilan hear word said with a smile: Old Sun is not, Master Sun is the proper person skilled in martial arts, Kungfu is very high, 35 people easily nearly his body.” 许美岚闻言笑道:“老孙可不是,孙师傅是正经的练家子,功夫很高,35个人轻易近不了他的身。” Amy is surprised, is so fierce?” AMY惊讶,“这么厉害?” Sun Aixi a little blushes, „.” 孙爱喜有点脸红,“没有没有。” Da Qi asked: In does this world have martial arts really?” 大齐问道:“这世上真有武功?” Sun Aixi explained: We called Martial Arts generally.” 孙爱喜解释道:“我们一般叫国术。” Xiaodong said with a smile: Who are you fierce with my Uncle Jiang?” 小冬笑道:“那你跟我蒋叔叔谁厉害?” Entertainment Circle all people know that Jiang Hanwei this Asia Martial Arts superstar is the person skilled in martial arts family background, has really Kungfu, when everybody's cognition, Jiang Hanwei is the Domestic Kungfu highest person, because they only knew that this, has not actually heard other Expert, therefore many multimedia news write about the report of Kungfu Expert, will arrange Jiang Hanwei in first, this is the matter of recognition. 娱乐圈所有人都知道,蒋汉威这个亚洲武打巨星是练家子出身,是有真功夫的,在大家的认知里,蒋汉威就是国内功夫最高的人,因为他们只认识这一个,却并没有听说过其他高手,所以很多媒体新闻才写到功夫高手的报导时,都会把蒋汉威排在第一个,这已经是公认的事了。 Jiang Hanwei has a look at him, which faction is Master Sun?” 蒋汉威看看他,“孙师傅是哪派?” Sun Aixi said: Sun Family Fist.” 孙爱喜说道:“孙家拳。” Jiang Hanwei intent outlet: Well, grandson crane is Master Sun you?” 蒋汉威意外道:“咦,孙鹤孙师傅是你?” Sun Aixi said: Is my Second Uncle.” 孙爱喜道:“是我二叔。” Jiang Hanwei said with a smile: We have free time to compare notes.” 蒋汉威笑道:“咱们有空可以切磋切磋。” Sun Aixi said: Good, has the opportunity to ask Master Jiang to grant instruction.” 孙爱喜道:“好,有机会请蒋师傅赐教。” They one after another chatted. 俩人就一句一句聊起来。 However Zhang Ye is actually not interested in this topic, even listens not to listen continually, has not taken off while the airplane, is lowering the head with a laugh chats with cell phone and Wu Zeqing. 然而张烨对这个话题却并不感兴趣,甚至连听都没听,趁着飞机还没起飞,正低头笑呵呵地拿手机吴则卿聊天呢。 What sits by him is Ning Lan. 坐在他旁边的是宁兰 Ning Lan smiles saying: Others said Kungfu, don't you listen? Previous time I make a movie by person surrounded, you pass to me break through, do I listen to these people skilled in martial arts to call you Master Zhang?” 宁兰笑眯眯道:“人家说功夫呢,你不听听?上次我拍戏被人围住,你过去给我解围,我听那些练家子都叫你张师傅?” Zhang Ye said absent-mindedly: „?.” 张烨心不在焉道:“啊?啊。” Ning Lan said: „Can you also select Kungfu?” 宁兰道:“你也会点功夫?” Zhang Ye typing while along with tastes: „, Can select.” 张烨一边打字一边随口道:“啊,会点儿。” Xiaodong turns head pleasantly surprised, „can Teacher Zhang also?” 小冬惊喜地一回头,“张老师也会?” Chen Guang talked about with interest: You listen to him to blow.” 陈光乐道:“你听他吹呢。” Amy Hee Hee smiles, how I such do not believe that looks at the physique, looks at temperament, others Master Sun this type is the genuine person skilled in martial arts.” AMY嘻嘻一笑,“我怎么这么不信呀,看体格,看气质,人家孙师傅这种才是真正的练家子啊。” Jiang Hanwei has not spoken. 蒋汉威没吭声。 But Sun Aixi quickly frightened to urinate, said hastily: No, may not have!” 孙爱喜都快吓尿了,连忙道:“没有,可没有!” big sister! Do not hold me line not! Before others, who dares to call Expert? Others are true Martial Arts Expert! Has been lost over a hundred years of Taiji Fist Master! Let alone I, was I and Master Jiang pile in together am not others opponent, others that was can with existence that Martial Arts Grandmaster contested, others that was all alone has swept away Jow-Ga Fist, Huashan, Omei, Wudang, Shaolin, Kongtong wait / etc. more than ten Sect ruthless people! Is Jiang Hu mentions the name to let existence that the person is panic at the news! 大姐!您就别捧我了行不!在人家面前,谁敢称高手啊?人家才是真正的国术高手啊!是失传了上百年的太极拳大师啊!别说我了,就是我和蒋师傅摞在一块也不是人家的对手啊,人家那是能和国术宗师过招的存在,人家那是孤身一人横扫了周家拳华山、峨眉、武当、少林、崆峒等等十余个门派的狠人啊!是江湖里提起名字都让人闻风丧胆的存在啊! Compared with others with me? 拿我跟人家比? Your this is not shabby I! 你这不是寒碜我呢么! Sun Aixi sits the wax very much, but the matter about Zhang Ye he cannot say, therefore wishes one could to look for a crack to worm one's way into. 孙爱喜很坐蜡,但关于张烨的事他又不能说,于是恨不得找个地缝钻进去。 At this time, Zhang Ye chatted, threw toward the chair on cell phone, set out the lying down bathroom. 这时,张烨聊完了,把手机往椅子上一扔,就起身去了躺卫生间。 One minute. 一分钟。 Two minutes. 两分钟。 Solves. 解决完毕。 Opens the door to walk outward, Zhang Ye had a scare. 一开门要往外走,张烨就被吓了一跳。 One that a dark shadow shouted on vertical stroke in out of the door. 一个黑乎乎的影子呼的一下就竖在门外。 Is the Heavenly Queen/days later bodyguard. 天后的保镖。 Zhang Ye thinks that he also waits to go to bathroom, is sideways saying: You enter.” 张烨以为他也等着上厕所呢,侧身道:“你进吧。” All around nobody. 四周无人。 Sun Aixi has not actually gone, stern holds the fist in the other hand, said respectfully: Sun Family Fist seventh generation of disciple Sun Aixi, have seen Master Zhang.” 孙爱喜却没进去,正色地一抱拳,恭恭敬敬道:“孙家拳第七代弟子孙爱喜,见过张师傅。” Sun Family Fist? 孙家拳 small faction? 小派 Zhang Ye is startled, „do you know me?” 张烨一怔,“你认识我?” Sun Aixi is holding the fist meticulously, said: Listens to the family|home the elder to mention the Master Zhang fact fortunately, that Jiang Hu war that in the past the space went against, in the family|home the elder also personally experienced, but also fortunately and Master Zhang has fought side-by-side, has witnessed the Master Zhang elegant demeanor, often remembered, let person burning with passion.” Under, has hurried saying: Sister Lan asked my your matter a moment ago, the Jiang Hu custom I have certainly understood, my anything had not said that this you could rest assured that I am not the person who does not understand the custom.” 孙爱喜一丝不苟地抱着拳,说道:“有幸听家中长辈说起过张师傅的事迹,当年天上顶上的那场江湖大战,家中长辈也亲身经历了,还有幸和张师傅并肩作战过,目睹过张师傅的风采,每每想起,都让人热血沸腾。”顿了下,赶紧道:“刚才岚姐儿问过我您的事,江湖规矩我当然懂,我什么都没说,这个您放心,我不是不懂规矩的人。” Custom? 规矩? Do you understand? 你懂? I do not understand! 我不懂啊! What Jiang Hu custom? 什么江湖规矩? Zhang Ye this male servant has not worked as a Jiang Hu people one's own, he is the Entertainment Circle entertainer, in the past ran to go to the space hardly just major Sect, was but action, who once wants after that on Jiang Hu has left behind his legend, everyone was also silent, became angry while talking about it. 张烨这厮从来没把自己当过江湖中人,他就是个娱乐圈的艺人,当年跑去天上硬刚各大门派,也是无奈之举,谁曾想自那之后,江湖上就留下了他的传说,每个人还都闭口不言,谈之色变。 You said actually! 你们倒是说啊! Has not made you say! 没不让你们说啊! You give the buddy publicity publicity, buddy can also rise to select popularity! 你们给哥们儿宣传宣传,哥们儿还能涨点人气呢啊! If a Jiang Hu people knows that Zhang Ye thinks, it is estimated that must spit blood! 江湖中人如果知道张烨是这么想的,估计都得吐血! Actually the so-called Jiang Hu custom, is you, if knew, that knew, explained that you have the qualifications to know, if you do not know that should not you know, for example Sister Lan, for example these Entertainment Circle Celebrity, they in Jiang Hu, something naturally nobody cannot say with them, at least Sun Aixi cannot say, the person and matter that because involves were too big, moreover his rank is also insufficient, the qualifications are also insufficient, naturally is impossible absurdly from the discussion, let alone was said that gave the bystander? Jiang Hu matter, only then the Jiang Hu person knows that this is the custom. 其实所谓的江湖规矩,就是你如果知道了,那就知道了,说明你有资格知道,你如果不知道,那就是不该你知道,比如岚姐儿,比如那些娱乐圈明星,他们并不在江湖,有些事自然也没人会和他们说,至少孙爱喜不能讲,因为涉及到的人和事都太大了,而且他的辈分也不够,资格也不够,当然不可能妄自谈论,何况是说给外人呢?江湖事,只有江湖人知道,这就是规矩。 The Sun Aixi respect said: Later has the opportunity, asking Master Zhang to direct 12.” 孙爱喜尊敬道:“以后有机会,请张师傅指点12。” Zhang Ye also can only hold the fist in the other hand saying: Said, says.” 张烨也只能抱拳道:“好说,好说。” Sun Aixi is overjoyed, that I, when you did comply?” 孙爱喜大喜过望,“那我当您答应了?” Zhang Ye said: „? Ok.” 张烨道:“啊?啊,行。”
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