The dance ended. 舞蹈结束。 The audiences have not given full expression. 观众意犹未尽。 This was one makes the person look at one also to look at the second dance again. 这是一支让人看了一遍还想重看第二遍的舞蹈。 On the television, Host has met field. 电视上,主持人已经接场了。 Male Host: „Was too fierce.” 男主持:“太厉害了。” Female Host: „Yes, thanks the brilliant performance of air force cultural work group misses.” 女主持:“是的,谢谢空军文工团姑娘们的精彩演出。” Scene applause again loud. 现场掌声再响。 advertisement came. 紧接着,广告进来了。 Female Host: „Dear friends, we have prepared five Focas for you tonight, separately represented we thick full blessing to give to you, separately was the prosperous and powerful luck, the harmonious luck, the friendly luck, the patriotic luck, with the professional luck, invites you now with the take action machine, opened one to pass, 0.1 one, this Focas, has succeeded in obtaining, this blessing, arrived home.” 女主持:“亲爱的朋友们,今晚我们为您准备了五种福卡,分别代表了我们浓浓满满的祝福要送给您,分别是富强福,和谐福,友善福,爱国福,和敬业福,现在就请您拿出手机,打开一付通,0.1下咻一咻,这福卡啊,就到手了,这祝福啊,就到家了。” Male Host: „Especially must remind your is, before 0 : 00, if you can collection complete five Blessing (福) Word, be able to share our Five Blessings fellow officers, Five Blessings is in front of the goal, what also waits for? Hurries, gets up.” 男主持:“特别要提醒您的是啊,在零点之前,如果您能集齐五种福字,就能分享我们的五福同袍,正所谓五福临门,还等什么？赶紧的,咻起来吧。” ...... …… Online. 网上。 The netizens were encouraged. 网友们振奋了。 „Started?” “开始了吗？” „Now can one?” “现在可以咻一咻了？” „, Hurries to deliver!” “靠,赶紧送啊！” „My professional luck!” “我的敬业福啊！” „Before zero point, cuts off? In a big hurry quick!” “零点之前截止吗？快快快！” ...... …… Some household. 某户。 „No!” “没有啊！” „, Also is prosperous and powerful luck!” “靠,又是富强福！” „Prosperous and powerful luck you get the hell out!” “富强福你滚蛋！” „unfair father!” “太坑爹了！” „Does not have the professional luck, I am how prosperous and powerful!” “没有敬业福,我怎么富强啊！” ...... …… „Father, quick!” “爸,快咻啊！” „?” “啊？” „Spring Festival started to deliver Blessing (福) Word!” “春晚开始送福字了！” „Good, today surely gives me the treasure daughter to pull out a professional luck!” “好,今天一定给我宝贝女儿抽一张敬业福！” „Now all people miss this!” “现在所有人都差这个了！” ...... …… „Day!” “天！” „Is the professional luck!” “是敬业福！” „Selected? I have a look!” “抽中了？我看看！” „crap, real!” “我了个去,是真的啊！” „Got rich! Got rich!” “发财了！发财了！” „Put the professional luck really!” “真放敬业福了啊！” „Ahhhhhh, I must expose to the sun online go!” “啊啊啊,我要晒网上去！” ...... …… All of a sudden, the audiences had the matter to do. 一下子,观众都有事儿干了。 At this moment they waited for a long time is very very long. 这一刻他们已经等了很久很久了。 Even many always do not look at the Spring Festival person, this year can sit in front of the television honestly is waiting, because of the pit father activity of collection Five Blessings, they rushes to this to come, but makes these people not think, has not planned to look at Spring Festival program obviously, does not have any anticipation, but begins 2-3 dance program, unexpectedly attracted their many people, unexpectedly also earnestly looked like. 甚至好多从来都不看春晚的人,今年能老老实实坐在电视机前等着,也是因为集五福的坑爹活动,他们就是奔着这个来的,只是让这些人没有想到的是,明明根本没打算看春晚节目的,也没有任何期待的,可是开场两三个歌舞节目,居然将他们很多人吸引住了,竟然也认真看起来。 Before these, never looks at the Spring Festival audience, such stayed behind. 这些以前从不看春晚的观众,就这么被留下了。 Pulls out Blessing (福) Word. 抽福字。 Looks at Spring Festival. 看春晚。 The innumerable family harmony happiness, are enjoying the joy of new year's celebration. 无数家庭其乐融融,享受着过年的喜悦。 But this joy, several dance program perhaps also by far insufficient. 而这种喜悦,几个歌舞节目或许还远远不够。 „This language class program?” “该语言类节目了吧？” „According to the convention, should come.” “按照惯例,应该来了。” „This is not good to do.” “这个不好做啊。” „Yes, these year of Spring Festival Crosstalk Sketch more and more are not funny.” “是啊,这些年春晚的相声小品都越来越不好笑了。” „It is not not funny, was the feeling was too ordinary, too did not meet the rusticity, was too traditional, therefore felt that on was unattractive.” “也不是不好笑,就是感觉太普通了,太不接地气了,太传统了,所以感觉上就不好看了。” „Has a look at this year any situation.” “看看今年什么情况吧。” „This year's dance program is really good.” “今年的歌舞节目还真不错哦。” „Yes, is very shocking!” “是的,都很惊艳啊！” „Feared that language class program cannot hold the scene.” “就怕语言类节目托不住场面。” „Right, most well-known Crosstalk Sketch.” “对啊,最受瞩目的还是相声小品啊。” „Zhang Ye in other words Crosstalk, he has also developed Sketch, perhaps this also really can anticipate.” “张烨就是说相声的啊,他也演过小品,这个没准还真能期待一下。” „!” “诶！” „Came!” “来了来了！” In a flash, the vision of world Chinese again centralized on television, this year's dance class program has shocked were too many, but how most receives language class program that anticipates, everybody had not seen that naturally is then full of energy, wants to find out. 一瞬间,全球华人的目光再一次集中在了电视上,今年的歌舞类节目已经震惊了太多了,但是最受期待的语言类节目到底如何,大家还没都见到,这下自然都是精神抖擞,想要一看究竟。 ...... …… Main control room. 主控室。 Zhang Ye gives orders. 张烨发号施令。 „Came.” “来了。” „No. 3 machine, with!” “三号机,跟！” „Cuts No. 4 machine!” “切四号机！” „Good, near mirror!” “好,近镜！” First language class program! 第一个语言类节目！ This importance, Zhang Ye is certainly clearer than anybody, here program arranged Zhang Ye once to ponder for a long time hasn't made up mind very much, in whose lets first? It is not really good to elect. Until after the second dress rehearsal, he has decided the order, has attained first this Sketch, this is on his Earth in 2013 CCTV Spring Festival hottest Sketch, Zhang Ye hopes that this Sketch can have a good start for language class program. 这个重要性,张烨当然比任何人都清楚,这里的节目安排张烨曾经思考了很久都没有拿定主意,让谁第一个上？真的不好选。直到第二次彩排之后他才决定了顺序,将这个小品拿到了第一个,这是他那个地球上2013年央视春晚最火的小品,张烨希望这个小品能为语言类节目开个好头。 The actors he also very much felt relieved. 演员他也很放心。 Mr. Spring Festival, could suppress absolutely, will not have problems. 春晚老人了,绝对压得住阵,不会出问题的。 ...... …… In stage. 舞台上。 Host were still speaking. 主持人们还在说话。 Ci Xiufang of fashion appearance sits the wheelchair old god to be pushed in the place, the mouth had not said patiently: „Makes, making.” 一身时尚打扮的慈秀芳坐着轮椅老神在在地被人推了出来,嘴里还不耐烦道:“让一让,让一让。” Li Chen one side head, said with a smile: „Yo, the aunt came, you celebrate the new year well, told that everybody your retirement life is also familiar with?” 李臣一侧头,微笑道:“哟,阿姨来了,您过年好啊,跟大家伙说说您退休生活还习惯吗？” Ci Xiufang sits on the wheelchair steadily, shoots a look at him: „ Makes your leg dash you be familiar with? 慈秀芳稳稳坐在轮椅上,瞥瞥他:“让你腿短点儿你习惯吗？ Audience: 台下观众: „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” Longleg handsome fellow Host Li Chen face dumbfounded that became famous, „, how did this aunt speak?” 出了名的长腿帅哥主持人李臣一脸哭笑不得,“诶,这阿姨怎么说话呢？” Hao Hailiang pushes he: „You will not question, the speech science, must such ask. Aunt, retires joyfully! Aunt!” 郝海亮挤开他:“你不会问话,说话科学一点,得这么问。阿姨,退休快乐呀！阿姨呀！” Ci Xiufang has a look at him: „Whom manages to call the aunt? The whole face pleats also sells to sprout!” 慈秀芳看看他:“管谁叫阿姨呀？满脸褶子还卖萌！” The audiences have again smiled! 观众再一次笑了起来！ Host Li Yan said: „Oh, takes a look at and takes a look at two, got refused? Will not speak really you!” 主持人李彦道:“唉,瞧瞧、瞧瞧二位,碰钉子了吧？真不会说话你们！” Hao Hailiang roll one's eyes: „You asked......” 郝海亮翻白眼:“那你问……” Li Yan said: „Has not listened, others aunts are not willing to raise retire this matter!” 李彦道:“没听出来吗,人家阿姨不愿意提退休这事儿！” Li Chen: „You come, you come.” 李臣:“你来来,你来来。” Famous interview program Host Li Yan is always well-known by sensational, his complexion one positive, gently squatted in front of the wheelchair, held there [say / way]: „Aunt, I knows that you in the work, had paid many sweat and tears for the enterprise in the past, you think......” 著名访谈节目主持人李彦向来以煽情而闻名,他脸色一正,温和地蹲在了轮椅前面,扶在那里道:“阿姨呀,我知道您当年在工作的时候啊,为了事业付出了很多汗水与泪水,那您觉得……” The Ci Xiufang interruption said: „Do not be sensational, I cannot cry!” 慈秀芳打断道:“别煽情了,我哭不出来！” This saying, under the stage smiled to pull out! 这话一出,台下都笑抽了！ „Whoops!” “哎呦！” „Pū!” “噗！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Yo too face-smacking!” “啊呦太打脸了！” Li Yan is depressed: „This” 李彦郁闷道:“这” Ci Xiufang beckons with the hand: „Good, gets down, this is my domain!” 慈秀芳摆摆手:“好了好了,都下去吧,这是我的地盘儿！” Li Chen: „This is the public places!” 李臣:“这是公共场所呀！” Li Yan „we here many years!” 李彦“我们在这儿好多年了都！” Hao Hailiang „! How is your domain?” 郝海亮“是啊！怎么是你的地盘？” Ci Xiufang curled the lip: „Good good, is much longer can stay behind.” 慈秀芳撇了撇嘴:“好吧好吧,长得难看的可以留下。” Three Host one hears, two people turned the head to run down the stage! 三个主持人一听,两个人转头就跑下台了！ Left behind Hao Hailiang to stare, hurried! 留下郝海亮愣了一下,也赶紧下去了！ All did not have the person's shadow! 全都没了人影！ Ci Xiufang snort|hum: „Couldn't I have governed you? Cutting” 慈秀芳哼了一声:“我还治不了你们？切” Audiences: 观众: „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „This Sketch a little meaning!” “这小品有点意思啊！” „Just began is very funny!” “刚开场就挺逗啊！” „This old woman too bad!” “这老太太太损了！” „Poisonous snake! Hahahahaha!” “毒蛇啊！哈哈哈哈哈！” „Aunt Ci this year image big change!” “慈阿姨今年形象大变啊！” „Yes, she may not play this vivid character before, this was the character broke through absolutely, Zhang Ye this courage may be really big!” “是啊,她以前可从没演过这种形象的人物,这绝对是人物突破了,张烨这胆子可真大啊！” The act drop pulls open. 大幕拉开。 The captions make. 字幕打出。 Sketch «Want To Dance Then Dance». 小品《想跳就跳》。 Screenwriters: Zhang Ye. 编剧:张烨。 Actors: Ci Xiufang, gathers continually. 演员:慈秀芳,连合。 At this time, Sketch formally started! 这时候,小品才正式开始！ The audiences before television instantaneously had been slung the appetite! 电视机前的观众都被瞬间吊起了胃口！