IRAS :: Volume #14

#1319: Brand-new Program draws a charge only!


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Next morning. 次日一早。 Hearsay run all over the place. 小道消息满天飞。 Does the «Spring Festival first trial have the condition 春晚一审出状况?》 «first trial is program annihilated 《一审节目全军覆没?》 «Spring Festival program single Huojiang overthrows to be heavy 春晚节目单或将推翻重来!》 The «Spring Festival work team is not very satisfactory to program 春晚工作组对节目很不满意!》 «Zhang Ye gets angry in the presence of everyone 张烨当众发火!》 «this year Spring Festival what course to follow 《今年春晚何去何从?》 «most difficult Spring Festival 《最艰难的一届春晚!》 «can Zhang Ye strive to turn the tide 张烨能否力挽狂澜?》 ...... …… CCTV. 央视 Spring Festival Director group. 春晚导演组。 Zhang Ye had not gone home yesterday, this is he in the fifth evening that CCTV stays overnight, even daytime has not trod the CCTV front door, all food and lodging and work here, so long as the Director group or the work team have the matter, can first time found him on his office or the stage scene. This is Zhang Ye, works not awfully, for Spring Festival, he spelled. 张烨昨天一宿都没回家,这已经是他在央视留宿的第五个晚上了,甚至白天也没踏出过央视的大门,一切吃住和工作都在这里,只要导演组或工作组有事情,都可以第一时间在他的办公室或舞台现场找到他。这就是张烨,工作起来不要命,为了春晚,他真的是拼了。 Brand-new program came out only! 全新的节目单出来了! The program name, does not have content, the content all in him. 只是节目名字,并没有内容,内容全在他心里。 But this was Zhang Ye racked brains one, him who repeatedly after deliberating, considered and to delete, result in repeatedly repeatedly to think program list that most lost face appropriately! 但这就是张烨绞尽脑汁了一宿,反复推敲、反复考量、反复删改后得出来的他认为最妥当最出彩的节目单! Beginning dance? 开场舞? Acrobatics? 杂技? Magic? 魔术? Sketch? 小品 Crosstalk? 相声 All has everything expected to find, even the program order initially decided! 全都应有尽有,甚至节目顺序都初步定下来了! If this program list the person of this world looked, is definitely bewildered, does not know any meaning, but if made the Zhang Ye that Earth person look, was definitely dumbfounded, because which program was on their past years Spring Festival most receives to pay attention and most discuss, by ridicule program. What aspect adds up to a grade of party to be these Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering program, nobody can know that did not forecast including Zhang Ye one's own! 这个节目单如果这个世界的人看了,肯定莫名其妙,不知道什么意思,但如果让张烨那个地球的人看了,肯定目瞪口呆,因为哪一个节目都是他们历年春晚上最受关注、最热议、最被吐槽节目。把这些惊天动地节目凑成一档晚会到底会是一个什么样的局面,没有人能知道,连张烨自己也预测不了! program came out, the remaining duties were to look for the actor, some actors quite looked, some not so were easy, many program in his new program list very much selected the actor, was the ability must suffice incessantly, the status, the image, temperament, must agree with, this was difficult. 节目出来了,剩下的任务就是找演员了,有的演员好找,有的就不那么容易了,他新节目单上的很多节目都很挑演员,不止是能力要够,身份,形象,气质,都要契合,这就难了。 Zhang Ye shouted the person: 张烨喊人: Old Ha.” 老哈。” „Did Leader Zhang, call me?” 张导,叫我?” Little Wang?” 小王呢?” She that side main stage.” “她在主舞台那边。” Asked her to come back, you went out with me.” “叫她回来,你们跟我出去一趟。” Now?” “现在?” Now.” “现在。” Good!” “好嘞!” After Zhang Ye also called Vice-Director Zhang Zuo has exhorted, lifts the foot to bring Ha Qiqi and Little Wang exits. Now Zhang Ye this Chief Director oversee CCTV is also useless, to second trial only also remaining one month of time, before this is also the Spring Festival first dress rehearsal , the last verification, must the verification that program decides completely, now Zhang Ye must do looks for the actor, makes program! 张烨又把副导演张左叫来嘱咐了一番后,就抬脚带着哈齐齐小王出去了。现在张烨这个总导演就算坐镇央视也没有用,离二审只还剩下一个月的时间了,这也是春晚第一次彩排前最后一次审核,是必须将全部节目都定下来的审核,张烨现在要做的就是找演员,把节目一个个弄出来! Today is the bright weather. 今儿是大晴天。 Many days had not gone out, looked that Sun thinks dazzling. 好多天没出门了,看太阳都觉得刺眼。 Little Wang drives, Leader Zhang, which do we go?” 小王开车,“张导,咱们去哪儿呀?” Zhang Ye gives him cell phone, opens according to this map.” 张烨手机给他,“照着这个地图开。” This, is this work site?” Little Wang is scared. “这,这是工地?”小王傻眼。 Ha Qiqi said: Goes to the work site to do?” 哈齐齐愣道:“去工地干嘛?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: In my new program list has a song, lacks person who two sang.” 张烨笑道:“我的新节目单上有首歌,缺俩唱的人。” The Ha Qiqi corona said: They in work site?” 哈齐齐晕道:“那俩人在工地?” Right.” Zhang Ye tranquil [say / way]. “对。”张烨平静道。 Ha Qiqi: „......” 哈齐齐:“……” Little Wang: „......” 小王:“……” They a little hoodwink. 她俩都有点蒙。 A half hour, the vehicle arrived. 半个小时,车子开到了。 The resonant singing sound sifts the ear indistinctly. 嘹亮的歌声隐隐约约飘入耳朵。 Zhang Ye shakes down the glass immediately, parking, aside stops.” 张烨立即摇下车窗,“停车,靠边停。” Little Wang one dozen of steering wheels, stepped on the brake. 小王一打方向盘,踩了刹车。 Ha Qiqi also raises up the ear to listen. 哈齐齐也竖起耳朵听。 That side is the singing sounds of two people, what sang was Zhang Ye in the 《King of Mask Singer》 stage has sung the song. 那边是两个人的歌声,唱的是张烨《蒙面歌王》舞台上唱过的歌。 ...... …… Sometimes I thought that one's own looks like a Xiaoxiao bird.” “有时候我觉得自己像一只小小鸟。” „To fly, how actually not to fly high.” “想要飞,却怎么样也飞不高。” Perhaps some day I roosted the branch.” “也许有一天我栖上了枝头。” Actually has become the goal of hunter.” “却成了猎人的目标。” I flew the blue sky to discover one's own.” “我飞上了青天才发现自己。” Henceforth all alone.” “从此无依无靠。” ...... …… Gets up.” “起来。” Slave of suffering hunger and cold!” “饥寒交迫的奴隶!” Gets up.” “起来。” Person who the world suffers hardships!” “全世界受苦的人!” ...... …… A song. 一首歌。 Two songs. 两首歌。 Three songs. 三首歌。 They sang a sidewall steel bar at the same time. 两人一边唱一边板钢筋。 They are the blood brother, called Zhang Guang, called Zhang Fang. 他们是亲兄弟,一个叫张广,一个叫张放 The surrounding co-workers enjoy are listening, often also sang one. 周围的工友们享受地听着,不时也跟着唱一句。 In car(riage). 车里。 Little Wang calls out in alarm, Migrant Worker Brothers!” 小王惊呼,“民工兄弟!” Ha Qiqi also surprisedly looks to Zhang Ye, „can you look for the Migrant Worker Brothers combination?” 哈齐齐也惊奇地看向张烨,“您要找民工兄弟组合?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Did you also know?” 张烨笑道:“你们也认识?” Too knew.” Little Wang said: They with online are very hot, on the end of last year time, some people passed by to pat their video to send online, finally was hot, that Singing special touching, heard that many people far away came to listen to them to sing, called them to call Migrant Worker Brothers to combine, the migrant workers, their popularity was very high, but why still worked in the work site?” “太认识了啊。”小王道:“他们跟网上很火的,就去年年底的时候吧,有人路过拍了他们一段视频发到网上,结果就火了,那首歌唱的特感人,听说好多人都大老远过来听他们唱歌,都称呼他们叫民工兄弟组合,在外来务工人员这边,他们俩知名度挺高的,不过为什么还在工地打工啊?” Ha Qiqi said: Because the art or technique of singing is not good, do you think anyone with Leader Zhang singing good of that? You listen to them, although not running accent, throat, but you want the traditional entertainment involving talking and singing has multi- Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering? Art or technique of singing exquisite? That is really also far, casual specialized Singer sang compared with them well . Moreover the image, they also missed were too many, wants to mix Entertainment Circle? Difference was too far.” 哈齐齐道:“因为唱功不行,你以为谁都跟张导似的唱的那么好?你听他们,虽然不跑调,嗓子也还可以,但你要说唱的有多惊天动地?唱功有多精湛?那还真谈不上,随便一个专业歌手都比他们唱得好,而且形象上来说,他们俩也差了太多,想混娱乐圈?差的太远了。” Also listened. 又听了听。 Little Wang nods, „is also, has no way with specialized comparing.” 小王点头,“也是,是没法跟专业的比。” Ha Qiqi said: Leader Zhang, did you also listen? Walks, your song they cannot sing, moreover their popularity is also insufficient, now entire Entertainment Circle actor Singer is casual you to select.” 哈齐齐说道:“张导,你也听了吧?走吧,您的歌他们唱不了,而且他们人气也不够啊,现在整个娱乐圈的演员歌手都随便您挑啊。” Zhang Ye smiled, I select they.” 张烨笑了笑,“我就挑中他们了。” Ha Qiqi said: You real false?” 哈齐齐啊道:“您真的假的?” Little Wang, you go.” Zhang Ye told. 小王,你去。”张烨吩咐道。 Little Wang dumbfounded , „did you decide?” 小王哭笑不得,“您决定了?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Nonsense, otherwise do I far away run over to do? You think that my time is very wealthy?” 张烨笑道:“废话,不然我大老远跑过来干嘛?你以为我时间很富裕啊?” These years Spring Festival were too stereotyped, except for Celebrity is Celebrity, except for Big shot is Big shot, probably only then they can haunch the stage, probably only then their audiences approve, is actually not this, they do not know the counter- its magical skill fierce. 这些年的春晚太千篇一律了,除了明星就是明星,除了大腕儿就是大腕儿,好像只有他们才能撑起舞台,好像只有他们观众才认可,其实并不是这样的,他们根本不知道反其道行之的厉害。 migrant worker(s)? 民工怎么了? Was long generally? 长得一般怎么了? Wasn't specialized Singer? 不是专业歌手怎么了? Their Voice, same can be deafening! 他们的声音,一样可以震耳欲聋! That side. 那边。 Zhang Guang and Zhang Fang sat down to rest, they have not had breakfast probably, scratch the hand, big steamed buns, the brined vegetable was gnawing. After becoming famous, their life too have not changed with before much. 张广张放坐下休息了,俩人好像没吃早点,擦擦手,一个一个大馒头,就着咸菜正在啃。出了名以后,他们的生活跟以前并没有太多变化。 The co-workers and they chatted. 工友们和他们聊天。 Spring Festival starts quickly.” 春晚快开始咧。” Yes, heard that they are selecting.” “是啊,听说他们正在选拔呢。” Zhang Guang Zhang Fang, you, if can on Spring Festival be good.” 张广张放,你们要是能上春晚就好了。” That may really raise to us air/Qi.” “那可就真给我们提气了。” Zhang Guang is smiling bitterly beckoning with the hand, our two brothers are the talk nonsenses, where can think the Spring Festival stage.” 张广苦笑着摆手,“我们兄弟俩就是瞎咧咧,哪里敢想春晚的舞台啊。” Zhang Fang eats the steamed bun hum pit-a-pat saying: I think on.” 张放啃着馒头呜呜突突道:“我想上。” Zhang Guang roll one's eyes, do not have daydream.” 张广翻白眼,“别做白日梦了。” Zhang Fang grinned to laugh foolishly one, dream must always have.” 张放咧嘴憨笑了一声,“梦想总是要有啊。” At this time, a distant place pretty miss walked. 这时,远处一个娇滴滴的姑娘走了过来。 The co-workers looked at the past. 工友们都看过去。 Well?” “咦?” City person?” “城里人?” Is listens to Zhang Fang Zhang Guang to sing.” “又是来听张放张广唱歌的哦。” Everybody was unalarmed by strange sights. 大家都见怪不怪了。 Little Wang arrives in front of them, is Zhang Guang Teacher and Zhang Fang Teacher?” 小王走到他们面前,“是张广老师张放老师吧?” Zhang Guang hurries to put down the steamed bun to stand, is not Teacher, is not Teacher.” 张广慌忙放下馒头站起来,“不是老师,不是老师。” Zhang Fang was also daunted by this name. 张放也被这个称呼吓住了。 Little Wang said: Hello, I am the person of CCTV Spring Festival Director group, we want to invite two Teacher to participate in this year's Spring Festival, you interested?” 小王说道:“你们好,我是央视春晚导演组的人,我们想邀请两位老师参加今年的春晚,你们有兴趣吗?” Silly! 傻了! The people in entire work site were silly! 整个工地的人都傻了! Zhang Guang called one, „?” 张广叫了一声,“啊?” Zhang Fang does not believe that we? Spring Festival?” 张放不相信,“我们?春晚?” Little Wang smile, right.” 小王微笑,“对。” Zhang Guang waves the hand, is impossible, is impossible.” 张广摇手,“不可能,不可能。” Zhang Fang said: „Do you tease us to play?” 张放道:“你是不是逗我们玩的?” Little Wang said: You boarded with me know.” 小王道:“你们跟我上车就知道了。” Has the co-worker to say vigilantly: 有工友警惕道: Do not go, definitely is deceives your!” “别去,肯定是骗你们的!” Right, when the time comes sold you did not know.” “对,到时候把你们卖了都不知道呢。” Yes, the swindlers in city may.” “是啊是啊,城里的骗子可多咧。” Clips on the car(riage) surely!” “千万别上车!” One group of people almost surrounded Little Wang! 一帮人差点把小王包围了! Swindlers? 骗子? Has sold you? 卖了你们? Little Wang almost faints, your two big coarse masters, which sell go to also nobody to want! 小王差点晕过去,你这俩大糙老爷们,卖哪儿去也没人要啊! At this time, Zhang Ye in car(riage) was also happy, opened the vehicle door to get out, said: Little Wang, making you handle matters, you look at your this efficiency.” 这时候,车里的张烨也乐了,一开车门下了车,道:“小王,让你办点事儿,你看你这效率。” Little Wang urgently said: This is pretty good I Leader Zhang, they do not believe me.” 小王急道:“这不赖我啊张导,他们不信我啊。” Zhang Ye cheerful [say / way]: Because you look like unprincipled person.” 张烨乐呵呵道:“因为你长得像坏人。” Little Wang spits blood. 小王吐血。 Ha Qiqi also with a smile got out. 哈齐齐也笑着下车了。 This flash, the work site seethed with excitement! 这一瞬间,工地都沸腾了! Zhang Ye! 张烨 Is Zhang Ye! 张烨 This year Spring Festival Chief Director! 今年春晚总导演 Zhang Guang and Zhang Fang were ignorant! 张广张放都懵了! Right now, the co-workers are silly also know that , they are really the CCTV Spring Festival people! 这下子,工友们再傻也知道是真的了,他们真是央视春晚的人啊! Was good, me.” Zhang Ye looks to the two brothers, thinks on Spring Festival?” “行了,我来说吧。”张烨看向兄弟俩,“想上春晚吗?” The Zhang Guang eye was red, thinks! We think!” 张广眼睛都红了,“想!我们想!” Zhang Fang also staring bead goes all out to nod. 张放也瞪着眼珠子拼命点头。 Zhang Ye said the sound is good, here has a song, if before Spring Festival second trial, you practice, this year on Spring Festival I keep program to you.” 张烨说了声好,“我这里有一首歌,如果春晚二审之前您俩练出来,今年春晚上我给您俩留一个节目。” Zhang Guang was excited quick was insane, thanks! Thanks!” 张广激动得都快疯了,“谢谢!谢谢!” Zhang Fang said: We, we well sang certainly! Certain!” 张放道:“我们,我们一定好好唱!一定!” Zhang Ye said: „During this, certainly must rehearse, examination, dress rehearsal, therefore this days to the year 30 sons, what time you possibly did not have to work, the Spring Festival performance fee were not many, several thousand dollars, this words I must say first in front, therefore you what difficulty, if had or the request, you told me ahead of time that I personal solved to you, needs to live on help or money? This does not have the issue.” 张烨说道:“这期间,肯定要排练,审查,彩排,所以这段日子到年30儿,你们可能就没什么时间干活了,春晚的演出费也不多,几千块钱,这个话我得先说在前面,所以你们如果有什么困难或者要求,你们提前跟我说,我私人给你们解决,是需要生活上的帮助还是金钱上的?这个都没问题。” Zhang Guang Zhang Fang looks at each other one. 张广张放对视一眼。 Ha Qiqi also said with a smile: Said that does not use with Leader Zhang politely.” 哈齐齐也微笑道:“说吧,跟张导不用客气。” Zhang Guang starts to speak but hesitates, we are not short of money, was sufficient.” 张广欲言又止,“我们不缺钱,够用了。” Zhang Ye said: Other difficulties? Can say.” 张烨道:“其他困难呢?都可以讲呀。” Zhang Fang said: What can raise?” 张放道:“什么都能提?” Zhang Guang has drawn his. 张广拉了他一把。 Zhang Ye nods, anything is good.” 张烨点头,“什么都行。” Zhang Fang said cautiously: „Did I say really?” 张放小心翼翼道:“那我真说啦?” Said.” Zhang Ye smiles said diligently. “说吧。”张烨笑孜孜道。 Zhang Fang said immediately: „Can you give me to open the professional luck?” 张放登时道:“您能不能给我张敬业福?” Zhang Ye has not heard clearly probably, what?” 张烨好像没听清,“啥?” Zhang Fang fast said: I can trade with the prosperous and powerful luck!” 张放飞快道:“我可以拿富强福换!” Zhang Ye faints! 张烨晕倒! Little Wang: !” 小王:“噗!” Ha Qiqi: „......” 哈齐齐:“……” That pit father's did Five Blessings, capture including the agricultural migrant worker(s) position? 那坑爹的五福,连农民工阵地也攻陷了吗?
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