Next day.
第二天。studio.工作室。9 : 00 am, Yao Jiancai of down clothingcame.
上午九点,一身羽绒服的姚建才就来了。„Did Teacher Yaocome?”
“姚老师来了?”„YourLeader Zhang?”
“你们张导呢?”„In the Leader Zhangbuilding the flat roofsuns.”
“张导楼上露台晒太阳呢。”„Hey, the bigwintergetsanySun.”
“嘿,大冬天晒什么太阳啊。”„Spring Festivalthat sideworkhas put aside, Leader Zhangwas also all rightto do.”
“春晚那边工作都搁置了,张导也没事干了。”„Ihave a look.”
“我看看去。”Flat roof.
露台。Zhang Yealsoreallysunswith the deck chairon.张烨还真跟躺椅上晒太阳呢。Yao Jiancaispeechless[say / way]: „Isn't yourboycold?”姚建才无语道:“你小子不冷啊?”„Did Old Yaocome?”Zhang Yeone leg on the othercurls upwards, installs the Literature and Artyouth saying: „Cold, butcannot comparecoldness in myheartagaincoldly, Istoodin the cold windfeellonely of thisworld.”
“老姚来了?”张烨二郎腿一翘,装文艺青年道:“冷啊,但是再冷也比不上我心中的寒冷,我站在寒风中感受到了这个世界的孤独。”Yao Jiancairoll one's eyes, „youentrainanyarticleblindly.”姚建才翻白眼,“你瞎拽什么文啊。”„Why do Igo?”Zhang Yeidle[say / way].
“那我干嘛去啊?”张烨无所事事道。Yao Jiancaiasked: „Haven't youarranged the circular?”姚建才问:“你没安排通告啊?”Zhang Yeshrugs, „forSpring Festival, myotherworkpushed, thesetwomonthshave not arranged the work, can only sunwithhere.”张烨耸肩,“为了春晚,我其他工作都推了啊,这两个月都没安排活儿,只能跟这儿晒晒太阳了。”ding~dong~.叮咚。ding~dong~.叮咚。Downstairsdoorbellsound.
楼下门铃响了。Yao Jiancaiaskedhim, „did Shanshancome?”姚建才问他,“杉杉来了?”Zhang Yeshakes the head, „does not know.”张烨摇头,“不知道。”At this time, Ha Qiqishoutedhim below, „Leader Zhang, came the guest.”
这时,哈齐齐在下面喊他,“张导,来客人了。”„Who?”Zhang Yeshoutedonetowarddownstairs.
“谁啊?”张烨朝着楼下喊一声。Ha Qiqisaid: „Is the leadership of CCTV.”哈齐齐说:“是央视的领导。”CCTV?央视?Returns the leadership?
还领导?Zhang YeandOld Yaoare startled.张烨和老姚都是一怔。Went downstairs, Zhang Yealsosawcame the person, leadingunexpectedlywas a CCTVassistant station chief, surnamed Hong, Zhang Yeknewhim, buthad not actually hadanysocial dealingsinCCTVwithhimin the past, before thisAssistant Station ChiefHongshouldbe, in the CCTVleadership teamonlyhas not blushedwithZhang Ye the person who has quarrelled. Assistant Station ChiefHongbehindalsowithmanypeople, has the maleto have the female, aboutprobably78people.
下了楼,张烨也看到了来人,带队的竟然是央视一位副台长,姓洪,张烨认识他,但当年在央视的时候却没跟他打过什么交道,这个洪副台长应该是之前央视领导班子里唯一一个没和张烨红过脸吵过架的人了。洪副台长身后还跟着不少人,有男有女,大概78个人左右。Thiswhatlineup?
这什么阵容?
Was thisdoes do?
这是干嘛来了?Zhang Yewonders.张烨纳闷。Ha QiqiZhang Zuoand the othersare also confused.哈齐齐张左等人也一头雾水。
The Zhang Yesmileextendstake action, „ManagerHong, your honorable selfvisits.”张烨微笑地伸出手,“洪台长,大驾光临啊。”„Boss Zhangwas polite.”Assistant Station ChiefHongandheshakes hand, „hasn't disturbed?”
“张老板客气了。”洪副台长和他握握手,“没打扰吧?”Zhang Yesaid with a smile: „No, meis also all right, does not know that ManagerHongharnesses, does?”张烨笑道:“没有,我这边也没什么事,不知道洪台长驾到,有何贵干?”Assistant Station ChiefHongsaid: „Mythistime, for the Spring Festivalmatter.”
洪副台长说:“我这次来,是为了春晚的事。”Zhang Yestares, „Spring Festival?”张烨一愣,“春晚?”„Right.”Assistant Station ChiefHonghas a look atinside, „borrows a speech?”
“对。”洪副台长看看里面,“借一步说话?”Zhang Yesaidto the assistant: „Little Wang, the conference roomleaps.”张烨对助理道:“小王,会议室腾出来。”Little Wangshouldsay: „Good!”小王应道:“好的!”
The groupwent to the conference room, twogroups of peopleface-to-facesit down.
一行人去了会议室,两拨人面对面坐下。Has not waited for the opposite partyto speak, Zhang Yeonverbose, „ManagerHong, Ialsojustwantsto say the Spring Festivalmattertoyou, thishow? Our can programalsoarrange? Couldn't the first trialhave opened? Everybodypresentvery muchhas the mood, the Old Ligoodperson, makeshimdowell, youlook atyou, gave back toothersair/Qi, Idid not aim atyouManagerHong, butthismatterwas truly unattractive.”
还没等对方说话,张烨就絮叨上了,“洪台长啊,我也正想跟你们说春晚的事呢,这到底怎么着了?我们这节目还能不能排了?一审还开不开了?大家现在都很有情绪呀,老栗多好的人啊,就让他好好干呗,你瞧你们,还给人家气走了,我不是针对你啊洪台长,但这事儿确实不漂亮啊。”Assistant Station ChiefHongsighed, „, thismatterwealsohadourdifficulties, Boss Zhang, in factSpring Festivalis not, the instructionopinion of higher authorityourCCTVcancontrolwe must obey, Old LiseveralplansIlooked, hadsuch1-2mealsovery muchto approve, CCTVherewassupportsvery much, wealsowantto make the change and innovation, butabovedid not agreethatwehad no wayto develop, Spring Festivalwas not a grade of simpleparty, the level that insideinvolvedwere too many, a few wordstwowordsdid not talk clearly.”
洪副台长叹了口气,“唉,这件事我们也有我们的难处,张老板,事实上春晚已经不是我们央视能控制的了,上级的指导意见我们也得服从啊,老栗的几个方案我看了,有那么一两个我也很赞同的,央视这里是很支持的,我们也想做出改变和创新,但上面不同意,我们也没法开展呀,春晚不是一档简单的晚会,里面牵扯的层面太多了,一句话两句话说不清楚。”Zhang Yelets go, „thatourprogram?”张烨摊手,“那我们的节目呢?”Assistant Station ChiefHongsaid: „Chief Directorhas not decided that the programmattermusthangnow.”
洪副台长道:“总导演没定下来,节目的事现在都得悬着。”Zhang Yemay, no matterother, hecared that nowhisprogramcanonSpring Festival, „thatyouhurryto decide? Thistimewere not many.”张烨可不管别的,他现在就关心他的节目能不能上春晚,“那你们赶紧定啊?这时间已经不多了啊。”Assistant Station ChiefHong: „Right.”
洪副台长:“对啊。”Zhang Ye: „Yes.”张烨:“是啊。”Assistant Station ChiefHong: „Um.”
洪副台长:“嗯。”Youumwhat?
你嗯什么啊?Hereanxiously!
我这儿急着呢啊!Zhang Yeconfusesvisitshim.张烨迷惑地看着他。Sees onlyAssistant Station ChiefHong the hesitationmoment, stern, said: „ThereforeIleadtodayyourhere, Boss Zhang, screensandvotesafter the Spring Festivalwork teamrecommendation, as well as the examination of higher-up leader, mypresentrepresentative the Spring Festivalwork team, formallyinvitesyouto hold the bucketthis year'sCCTVspring festival gala!”
只见洪副台长沉吟片刻,正色了一下,说道:“所以我今天带队来了你这里,张老板,经过春晚工作组的推荐、筛选、投票,以及上级领导的审批,我现在代表春晚工作组,正式邀请你掌勺今年的央视春节联欢晚会!”Stun the world!
语出惊人!Yao Jiancaiwas ignorant!姚建才懵了!Ha Qiqiwas ignorant!哈齐齐懵了!Zhang Zuowas ignorant!张左懵了!
The Zhang Yestudiopeopleare dumbfounded!张烨工作室的人都目瞪口呆!What?
什么?LetZhang YepalmbucketSpring Festival?
让张烨掌勺春晚?Fuck were youinsane?我草你们丫疯了吧?time, inentireconference roomcomplete silence!
一时间,整间会议室内鸦雀无声!Assistant Station ChiefHongcalledone, „Boss Zhang?”
洪副台长叫了一声,“张老板?”Zhang Yestaresto refer toone's own, „I?”张烨瞪着眼指了指自己,“我?”Assistant Station ChiefHongnods, „right.”
洪副台长点头,“对。”„Did youinviteme?”Zhang Yesaidimmediately: „Don't tease the line?”
“你们邀请我?”张烨登时道:“你们别逗行吗?”
A Directorforced smile of accompanyingsaid: „Boss Zhang, wehave not cracked a joke, abovenodded, the Spring Festivalwork teamalsometto discuss, youare the presentmost appropriatecandidate, so long asyounodded, from now onyouarethis year'sSpring FestivalChief Director!”
随行的一个主任苦笑道:“张老板,我们没开玩笑,上面已经点头了,春晚工作组也开会讨论过了,您是现在最合适的人选,只要您点头,从现在开始您就是今年春晚的总导演了!”Zhang Yesaidscared: „Ihave not held the party!”张烨傻眼道:“我没办过晚会啊!”Anotherfemalecadrehas pushed the eyeglasses, said: „Youdo not have the Directorexperience of whatlarge-scaleparty, butthisdoes not hinder you are outstandingvarietyprogramDirector, no, withdescribedoutstandinglypossiblyinsufficiently, youarenowadaysDomesticvarietytelevisionDirectorrankfirst, wasindustryin one of the level of aggregationhighestDirector, Li KeDirectorwecaninvite, whycan'tinviteyou? YousimilarlyarerespectivedomaintopDirector, evenmentioned the professionspan, your《I Am a Singer》was also good, 《The Voice》was also good, the competitionform of thisstageclassnumber, wantedcompared with the movie the span of artandlarge-scalepartyslightlymany.”
另一个女干部推了推眼镜,说道:“您是没有什么大型晚会的导演经历,但这不妨碍您是一位优秀的综艺节目导演,不,用优秀形容可能不够,您是现今国内综艺电视导演排名第一位的,是业内综合水平最高的导演之一,栗柯导演我们可以邀请,为什么不能邀请您呢?你们同样都是各自领域的顶尖导演,甚至说起行业跨度来讲,您的《我是歌手》也好,《好声音》也好,这种舞台类场次的比赛形式,比电影艺术和大型晚会的跨度还要小很多的啊。”Zhang Yewaves the hand, immediatelycoveredforeheadto rubrubbing, „letmeslowly, Iwas a little ignorant.”张烨摇摇手,随即捂着脑门揉了揉,“让我缓缓,我有点懵。”Assistant Station ChiefHongsaid: „Boss Zhang, complies, nowvariousaspectschaotic, mediaguess, flustered, the Chief Directorpositionvacancy, anythingworked unable to develop.”Under, hesaid: „IalsoknowthatSpring FestivalChief Directorthisworkis not quite dry, the rulesare quite many, candisplay the scope of hands and feetto be also limited, butIthoughtthisistests a Directorlevel the time, youcomeoverseenot to have the issueabsolutely.”
洪副台长说道:“张老板,答应吧,现在各方面都乱的很,媒体揣测,人心惶惶,总导演的位置空缺,什么工作都开展不了。”顿了下,他道:“我也知道,春晚总导演这个活儿不好干,条条框框比较多,能施展手脚的幅度也有限,但我觉得这正是考验一个导演水平的时候,你来坐镇绝对没问题。”Does not have the issue!
没问题个屁!Yousaidsimple!
你说的简单啊!Youdeceive the fool!
你蒙傻子呢啊!Zhang Yesaid: „IalsolikeSpring Festival, Ialsolookedsince childhoodthatalsohas the sentimenttoSpring Festival, butthiswork do Ido? Whichthisfieldsois goodto rescue! Youhave a look atOld Li, thishas not ledSpring Festival, whatnowis scolded? Whatwelldoingwas criticized? IfIon, IifledSpring Festival, I cannot be scolded the dog! Myreputationwhat to do? Which does myprestigeput?”张烨说:“我也喜欢春晚,我从小也看,对春晚也有感情,可是这活儿我怎么干啊?这个场哪儿是那么好救的!你们看看老栗,这还没把春晚导出来呢,现在就被骂成什么样了啊?就被批评成什么德行了啊?我要是上了,我要是把春晚导完了,那我还不得被骂成狗啊!我名声怎么办啊?我声誉放哪儿啊?”Assistant Station ChiefHong: „......”
洪副台长:“……”Accompanyingpeople: „......”
随行众人:“……”Theya littlehad nothing to say in reply!
他们都有点无言以对!Reputation?
名声?Youhave the reputation!
您有个屁名声啊!Is scolded?
挨骂?Saiddoes not leadSpring Festivalnobodyto scoldyouto resemblewithyou!
说的跟您不导春晚就没人骂您似的啊!Howeverthissayingtheymaystate clearlyembarrassed.
不过这话他们可不好意思明说。Assistant Station ChiefHongsaid: „Boss Zhang, youlet alonehave smiled, yourthishas fought many battles, do youalsocare aboutthis? Mustsay how manyOld Liwas scoldedto be in an uncontrollable rage, I believe that mustsay how manyotherSpring FestivalDirectorwere approved unable to bear the pain, I believe that butyourBoss Zhang? Ido not believe , can seeing of yourthisgreat stormsnot be more than whom? Thisrumors and slanderanddiscussionsound can youalsocare? Is impossible!”
洪副台长道:“张老板,你别说笑了,你这身经百战的,你还在乎这个啊?要说老栗被人骂几句就怒不可遏,我信,要说其他春晚导演被人痛批几句就受不了了,我信,可你张老板?我真不信,你这大风大浪的见得比谁不多啊?这点流言蜚语和议论声你还能在乎?不可能!”Zhang Yeair/Qi!张烨来气!Your younger sister!
你妹啊!Saidwithmeisimpudentas!
说的跟我是二皮脸似的!
The buddies have good of self-respect!
哥们儿也有自尊心的好不好!Zhang Yesaid: „Imustconsider.”张烨说:“我得考虑考虑。”Assistant Station ChiefHongnods, said: „Ok, should.”
洪副台长点头,道:“可以,应该的。”Zhang Yehas a look atthem, „thateverybodyfirst”张烨看看他们,“那各位先”„Does not useBoss Zhang.”Assistant Station ChiefHongsaid: „We here, youconsidered that toldus, wequitego backto report on accomplishments.”
“不用了张老板。”洪副台长说道:“我们就在这儿等,你考虑好了跟我们说,我们好回去交差。”Zhang Yeis stunned: „It is not, Imeant that yougo backfirst.”张烨错愕:“不是,我是说你们先回去。”Assistant Station ChiefHongsaid: „Thisis the urgent matter, immediatelymustdecide, wego backto be also all rightto do, youconsideryour, weand othersyournews.”
洪副台长道:“这个是急事,马上就得定的,我们回去也没事做,你考虑你的,我们等你消息。”Zhang Yehas saying: „Little Zhou, youentertain.”张烨只好道:“小周,你招待一下。”Little Zhouremainsto entertainthem.小周留下来招待他们。Zhang Yeand the othersexited, goes upstairsto discuss the matter.张烨等人都出去了,上楼谈事情。„How do yousee?”Goes upstairs, Zhang Yeaskedthem.
“你们怎么看?”一上楼,张烨就问他们。Hethinks that thisgroup of peopledefinitelystronglywill oppose, whowantscompletelynot to besuch!
他本以为这帮人肯定会极力反对的,谁想完全不是那样!Little Wangcalled out: „Meets!”小王叫道:“接啊!”Tong Fusaidexcitedly: „Naturallymeets!”童富激动道:“当然接啊!”
The Zhang Zuobreath shortness, „Leader Zhang, thisis the opportunity, ifyoucanleadSpring Festival, thisis the reputation of going down in history!”张左呼吸急促,“张导,这可是机会啊,您要是能把春晚导好了,这可是名垂千古的美名啊!”Zhang Yetwoturn, „alsogoes down in history? Ifeared that leaves a stink for ten thousand years!”张烨两眼一翻,“还名垂千古?我就怕遗臭万年!”Yao Jiancaisaid: „Butyouwere smelly, youdo not leadSpring Festival, aren't you are also scolded dailybythat manypeople? Which can youalsotogosmelly? Othersfearto destroy the reputation, othersfeared the prestige of accumulatinghas all efforts wasted, butyoudo not fear! Yournoflowing!”姚建才道:“可你已经臭了啊,你就算不导春晚,你天天不是也被那么多人骂吗?你还能臭到哪儿去?别人怕毁名声,别人怕积累下来的声誉付之东流,可你不怕啊!你没的流了啊!”Zhang Yeangrily said: „You-big-master!”张烨气道:“你-大-爷!”Ha Qiqiis also difficultto coverexcitedly, „Leader Zhang, meets!”哈齐齐也难掩兴奋,“张导,接吧!”„Yes!”
“是啊!”„Wemeet!”
“咱们接吧!”„Whofearedwho!”
“谁怕谁啊!”„This opportunityfor a lifetimetime!”
“这种机会一辈子就一次啊!”„That manypeoplewantto leadSpring Festivalnot to have the opportunity!”
“那么多人想导春晚都没机会呢!”„Right, firstmetsaidagain!”
“对,先接了再说啊!”Thismatterwas too big!
这件事情太大了!Evenanymatteris bigger than Zhang Yehas done!
甚至比张烨干过的任何一件事情都要大!ThisisCCTVSpring Festival, thisisSpring FestivalChief Director, aboveleaderis lookingthat the mediaare looking, the common peopleare looking, the Chinese of worldare paying attention, ifledto sayfortunately, but if slightlya little mistake, thatZhang Yehas becomepeople-clan-crime-person? To be honest, Zhang Yewantsto come upto developSketchorsectionCrosstalk, hehas not thoughtother, thereforedoes not havea wee bitpreparationsfrom the start, thisinvitedwas too sudden! Even if before , worksalwaysdecisivehe, thenalsohesitant!
这可是央视春晚啊,这可是春晚总导演啊,上面领导在看着,媒体在看着,老百姓在看着,全世界的华人都在关注,如果导好了还好说,可如果稍微有点差池,那张烨岂不是成了民-族-罪-人?说实话,张烨就是想上去演个小品或者说段相声而已,他没想别的,所以压根就没有一丁点的心理准备,这个邀请来的太突然了!哪怕以前做事向来果断的他,这下也犹豫了啊!Meets?
接不接?Meets?
到底接不接啊?
The studiopeopleare staring athim, waits forhimto make the decision.工作室的人都盯着他,等着他做决定。Zhang Yeclenches teeth, „thatmakes the sciencespeak!”张烨一咬牙,“那就让科学来说话吧!”Science?
科学?Whatscience?
什么科学?
The peoplestare.
众人一愣。ThenZhang Yefishes out a coinfrom the pocket, the ballto the midair, „believes the sciencedevotionally, meetsdirectly, the reverse sidedoes not meet.”
然后张烨就从口袋里摸出一枚硬币,虔诚地弹向半空,“相信科学,是正面就接,反面就不接。”
!
叮铃铃!Under the peoplespeechlessgaze, the coinfalls to the ground!
在众人无语的注视下,硬币落地!Ispositive!
是正面!„!”
“哇!”„Frontage!”
“正面!”„Meets!”
“接!”„Has metLeader Zhang!”
“接了张导!”Zhang Yehesitant, „, orIthrowonetimeagain.”张烨犹豫了一下,“要不我再扔一次。”People: „......”
众人:“……”Zhang Yeheaved a deep sigh, „good, wasn'tSpring FestivalChief Director? Isn'ttakes the rap? Squaredancewas unjustly discreditedIto carry, did not missthis! Imet!”张烨长叹一声,“好吧,不就是春晚总导演么?不就是背黑锅么?广场舞的黑锅我都背了,也不差这一个了!我接了!”
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