Next day. 第二天。 studio. 工作室。 9 : 00 am, Yao Jiancai of down clothing came. 上午九点,一身羽绒服的姚建才就来了。 „Did Teacher Yao come?” “姚老师来了？” „Your Leader Zhang?” “你们张导呢？” „In the Leader Zhang building the flat roof suns.” “张导楼上露台晒太阳呢。” „Hey, the big winter gets any Sun.” “嘿,大冬天晒什么太阳啊。” „Spring Festival that side work has put aside, Leader Zhang was also all right to do.” “春晚那边工作都搁置了,张导也没事干了。” „I have a look.” “我看看去。” Flat roof. 露台。 Zhang Ye also really suns with the deck chair on. 张烨还真跟躺椅上晒太阳呢。 Yao Jiancai speechless [say / way]: „Isn't your boy cold?” 姚建才无语道:“你小子不冷啊？” „Did Old Yao come?” Zhang Ye one leg on the other curls upwards, installs the Literature and Art youth saying: „Cold, but cannot compare coldness in my heart again coldly, I stood in the cold wind feel lonely of this world.” “老姚来了？”张烨二郎腿一翘,装文艺青年道:“冷啊,但是再冷也比不上我心中的寒冷,我站在寒风中感受到了这个世界的孤独。” Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes, „you entrain any article blindly.” 姚建才翻白眼,“你瞎拽什么文啊。” „Why do I go?” Zhang Ye idle [say / way]. “那我干嘛去啊？”张烨无所事事道。 Yao Jiancai asked: „Haven't you arranged the circular?” 姚建才问:“你没安排通告啊？” Zhang Ye shrugs, „for Spring Festival, my other work pushed, these two months have not arranged the work, can only sun with here.” 张烨耸肩,“为了春晚,我其他工作都推了啊,这两个月都没安排活儿,只能跟这儿晒晒太阳了。” ding~dong~. 叮咚。 ding~dong~. 叮咚。 Downstairs doorbell sound. 楼下门铃响了。 Yao Jiancai asked him, „did Shanshan come?” 姚建才问他,“杉杉来了？” Zhang Ye shakes the head, „does not know.” 张烨摇头,“不知道。” At this time, Ha Qiqi shouted him below, „Leader Zhang, came the guest.” 这时,哈齐齐在下面喊他,“张导,来客人了。” „Who?” Zhang Ye shouted one toward downstairs. “谁啊？”张烨朝着楼下喊一声。 Ha Qiqi said: „Is the leadership of CCTV.” 哈齐齐说:“是央视的领导。” CCTV? 央视？ Returns the leadership? 还领导？ Zhang Ye and Old Yao are startled. 张烨和老姚都是一怔。 Went downstairs, Zhang Ye also saw came the person, leading unexpectedly was a CCTV assistant station chief, surnamed Hong, Zhang Ye knew him, but had not actually had any social dealings in CCTV with him in the past, before this Assistant Station Chief Hong should be, in the CCTV leadership team only has not blushed with Zhang Ye the person who has quarrelled. Assistant Station Chief Hong behind also with many people, has the male to have the female, about probably 78 people. 下了楼,张烨也看到了来人,带队的竟然是央视一位副台长,姓洪,张烨认识他,但当年在央视的时候却没跟他打过什么交道,这个洪副台长应该是之前央视领导班子里唯一一个没和张烨红过脸吵过架的人了。洪副台长身后还跟着不少人,有男有女,大概78个人左右。 This what lineup? 这什么阵容？ Was this does do? 这是干嘛来了？ Zhang Ye wonders. 张烨纳闷。 Ha Qiqi Zhang Zuo and the others are also confused. 哈齐齐张左等人也一头雾水。 The Zhang Ye smile extends take action, „Manager Hong, your honorable self visits.” 张烨微笑地伸出手,“洪台长,大驾光临啊。” „Boss Zhang was polite.” Assistant Station Chief Hong and he shakes hand, „hasn't disturbed?” “张老板客气了。”洪副台长和他握握手,“没打扰吧？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „No, me is also all right, does not know that Manager Hong harnesses, does?” 张烨笑道:“没有,我这边也没什么事,不知道洪台长驾到,有何贵干？” Assistant Station Chief Hong said: „My this time, for the Spring Festival matter.” 洪副台长说:“我这次来,是为了春晚的事。” Zhang Ye stares, „Spring Festival?” 张烨一愣,“春晚？” „Right.” Assistant Station Chief Hong has a look at inside, „borrows a speech?” “对。”洪副台长看看里面,“借一步说话？” Zhang Ye said to the assistant: „Little Wang, the conference room leaps.” 张烨对助理道:“小王,会议室腾出来。” Little Wang should say: „Good!” 小王应道:“好的！” The group went to the conference room, two groups of people face-to-face sit down. 一行人去了会议室,两拨人面对面坐下。 Has not waited for the opposite party to speak, Zhang Ye on verbose, „Manager Hong, I also just wants to say the Spring Festival matter to you, this how? Our can program also arrange? Couldn't the first trial have opened? Everybody present very much has the mood, the Old Li good person, makes him do well, you look at you, gave back to others air/Qi, I did not aim at you Manager Hong, but this matter was truly unattractive.” 还没等对方说话,张烨就絮叨上了,“洪台长啊,我也正想跟你们说春晚的事呢,这到底怎么着了？我们这节目还能不能排了？一审还开不开了？大家现在都很有情绪呀,老栗多好的人啊,就让他好好干呗,你瞧你们,还给人家气走了,我不是针对你啊洪台长,但这事儿确实不漂亮啊。” Assistant Station Chief Hong sighed, „, this matter we also had our difficulties, Boss Zhang, in fact Spring Festival is not, the instruction opinion of higher authority our CCTV can control we must obey, Old Li several plans I looked, had such 1-2 me also very much to approve, CCTV here was supports very much, we also want to make the change and innovation, but above did not agree that we had no way to develop, Spring Festival was not a grade of simple party, the level that inside involved were too many, a few words two words did not talk clearly.” 洪副台长叹了口气,“唉,这件事我们也有我们的难处,张老板,事实上春晚已经不是我们央视能控制的了,上级的指导意见我们也得服从啊,老栗的几个方案我看了,有那么一两个我也很赞同的,央视这里是很支持的,我们也想做出改变和创新,但上面不同意,我们也没法开展呀,春晚不是一档简单的晚会,里面牵扯的层面太多了,一句话两句话说不清楚。” Zhang Ye lets go, „that our program?” 张烨摊手,“那我们的节目呢？” Assistant Station Chief Hong said: „Chief Director has not decided that the program matter must hang now.” 洪副台长道:“总导演没定下来,节目的事现在都得悬着。” Zhang Ye may, no matter other, he cared that now his program can on Spring Festival, „that you hurry to decide? This time were not many.” 张烨可不管别的,他现在就关心他的节目能不能上春晚,“那你们赶紧定啊？这时间已经不多了啊。” Assistant Station Chief Hong: „Right.” 洪副台长:“对啊。” Zhang Ye: „Yes.” 张烨:“是啊。” Assistant Station Chief Hong: „Um.” 洪副台长:“嗯。” You um what? 你嗯什么啊？ Here anxiously! 我这儿急着呢啊！ Zhang Ye confuses visits him. 张烨迷惑地看着他。 Sees only Assistant Station Chief Hong the hesitation moment, stern, said: „Therefore I lead today your here, Boss Zhang, screens and votes after the Spring Festival work team recommendation, as well as the examination of higher-up leader, my present representative the Spring Festival work team, formally invites you to hold the bucket this year's CCTV spring festival gala!” 只见洪副台长沉吟片刻,正色了一下,说道:“所以我今天带队来了你这里,张老板,经过春晚工作组的推荐、筛选、投票,以及上级领导的审批,我现在代表春晚工作组,正式邀请你掌勺今年的央视春节联欢晚会！” Stun the world! 语出惊人！ Yao Jiancai was ignorant! 姚建才懵了！ Ha Qiqi was ignorant! 哈齐齐懵了！ Zhang Zuo was ignorant! 张左懵了！ The Zhang Ye studio people are dumbfounded! 张烨工作室的人都目瞪口呆！ What? 什么？ Let Zhang Ye palm bucket Spring Festival? 让张烨掌勺春晚？ Fuck were you insane? 我草你们丫疯了吧？ time, in entire conference room complete silence! 一时间,整间会议室内鸦雀无声！ Assistant Station Chief Hong called one, „Boss Zhang?” 洪副台长叫了一声,“张老板？” Zhang Ye stares to refer to one's own, „I?” 张烨瞪着眼指了指自己,“我？” Assistant Station Chief Hong nods, „right.” 洪副台长点头,“对。” „Did you invite me?” Zhang Ye said immediately: „Don't tease the line?” “你们邀请我？”张烨登时道:“你们别逗行吗？” A Director forced smile of accompanying said: „Boss Zhang, we have not cracked a joke, above nodded, the Spring Festival work team also met to discuss, you are the present most appropriate candidate, so long as you nodded, from now on you are this year's Spring Festival Chief Director!” 随行的一个主任苦笑道:“张老板,我们没开玩笑,上面已经点头了,春晚工作组也开会讨论过了,您是现在最合适的人选,只要您点头,从现在开始您就是今年春晚的总导演了！” Zhang Ye said scared: „I have not held the party!” 张烨傻眼道:“我没办过晚会啊！” Another female cadre has pushed the eyeglasses, said: „You do not have the Director experience of what large-scale party, but this does not hinder you are outstanding variety program Director, no, with described outstandingly possibly insufficiently, you are nowadays Domestic variety television Director rank first, was industry in one of the level of aggregation highest Director, Li Ke Director we can invite, why can't invite you? You similarly are respective domain top Director, even mentioned the profession span, your 《I Am a Singer》 was also good, 《The Voice》 was also good, the competition form of this stage class number, wanted compared with the movie the span of art and large-scale party slightly many.” 另一个女干部推了推眼镜,说道:“您是没有什么大型晚会的导演经历,但这不妨碍您是一位优秀的综艺节目导演,不,用优秀形容可能不够,您是现今国内综艺电视导演排名第一位的,是业内综合水平最高的导演之一,栗柯导演我们可以邀请,为什么不能邀请您呢？你们同样都是各自领域的顶尖导演,甚至说起行业跨度来讲,您的《我是歌手》也好,《好声音》也好,这种舞台类场次的比赛形式,比电影艺术和大型晚会的跨度还要小很多的啊。” Zhang Ye waves the hand, immediately covered forehead to rub rubbing, „let me slowly, I was a little ignorant.” 张烨摇摇手,随即捂着脑门揉了揉,“让我缓缓,我有点懵。” Assistant Station Chief Hong said: „Boss Zhang, complies, now various aspects chaotic, media guess, flustered, the Chief Director position vacancy, anything worked unable to develop.” Under, he said: „I also know that Spring Festival Chief Director this work is not quite dry, the rules are quite many, can display the scope of hands and feet to be also limited, but I thought this is tests a Director level the time, you come oversee not to have the issue absolutely.” 洪副台长说道:“张老板,答应吧,现在各方面都乱的很,媒体揣测,人心惶惶,总导演的位置空缺,什么工作都开展不了。”顿了下,他道:“我也知道,春晚总导演这个活儿不好干,条条框框比较多,能施展手脚的幅度也有限,但我觉得这正是考验一个导演水平的时候,你来坐镇绝对没问题。” Does not have the issue! 没问题个屁！ You said simple! 你说的简单啊！ You deceive the fool! 你蒙傻子呢啊！ Zhang Ye said: „I also like Spring Festival, I also looked since childhood that also has the sentiment to Spring Festival, but this work do I do? Which this field so is good to rescue! You have a look at Old Li, this has not led Spring Festival, what now is scolded? What welldoing was criticized? If I on, I if led Spring Festival, I cannot be scolded the dog! My reputation what to do? Which does my prestige put?” 张烨说:“我也喜欢春晚,我从小也看,对春晚也有感情,可是这活儿我怎么干啊？这个场哪儿是那么好救的！你们看看老栗,这还没把春晚导出来呢,现在就被骂成什么样了啊？就被批评成什么德行了啊？我要是上了,我要是把春晚导完了,那我还不得被骂成狗啊！我名声怎么办啊？我声誉放哪儿啊？” Assistant Station Chief Hong: „......” 洪副台长:“……” Accompanying people: „......” 随行众人:“……” They a little had nothing to say in reply! 他们都有点无言以对！ Reputation? 名声？ You have the reputation! 您有个屁名声啊！ Is scolded? 挨骂？ Said does not lead Spring Festival nobody to scold you to resemble with you! 说的跟您不导春晚就没人骂您似的啊！ However this saying they may state clearly embarrassed. 不过这话他们可不好意思明说。 Assistant Station Chief Hong said: „Boss Zhang, you let alone have smiled, your this has fought many battles, do you also care about this? Must say how many Old Li was scolded to be in an uncontrollable rage, I believe that must say how many other Spring Festival Director were approved unable to bear the pain, I believe that but your Boss Zhang? I do not believe , can seeing of your this great storms not be more than whom? This rumors and slander and discussion sound can you also care? Is impossible!” 洪副台长道:“张老板,你别说笑了,你这身经百战的,你还在乎这个啊？要说老栗被人骂几句就怒不可遏,我信,要说其他春晚导演被人痛批几句就受不了了,我信,可你张老板？我真不信,你这大风大浪的见得比谁不多啊？这点流言蜚语和议论声你还能在乎？不可能！” Zhang Ye air/Qi! 张烨来气！ Your younger sister! 你妹啊！ Said with me is impudent as! 说的跟我是二皮脸似的！ The buddies have good of self-respect! 哥们儿也有自尊心的好不好！ Zhang Ye said: „I must consider.” 张烨说:“我得考虑考虑。” Assistant Station Chief Hong nods, said: „Ok, should.” 洪副台长点头,道:“可以,应该的。” Zhang Ye has a look at them, „that everybody first” 张烨看看他们,“那各位先” „Does not use Boss Zhang.” Assistant Station Chief Hong said: „We here, you considered that told us, we quite go back to report on accomplishments.” “不用了张老板。”洪副台长说道:“我们就在这儿等,你考虑好了跟我们说,我们好回去交差。” Zhang Ye is stunned: „It is not, I meant that you go back first.” 张烨错愕:“不是,我是说你们先回去。” Assistant Station Chief Hong said: „This is the urgent matter, immediately must decide, we go back to be also all right to do, you consider your, we and others your news.” 洪副台长道:“这个是急事,马上就得定的,我们回去也没事做,你考虑你的,我们等你消息。” Zhang Ye has saying: „Little Zhou, you entertain.” 张烨只好道:“小周,你招待一下。” Little Zhou remains to entertain them. 小周留下来招待他们。 Zhang Ye and the others exited, goes upstairs to discuss the matter. 张烨等人都出去了,上楼谈事情。 „How do you see?” Goes upstairs, Zhang Ye asked them. “你们怎么看？”一上楼,张烨就问他们。 He thinks that this group of people definitely strongly will oppose, who wants completely not to be such! 他本以为这帮人肯定会极力反对的,谁想完全不是那样！ Little Wang called out: „Meets!” 小王叫道:“接啊！” Tong Fu said excitedly: „Naturally meets!” 童富激动道:“当然接啊！” The Zhang Zuo breath shortness, „Leader Zhang, this is the opportunity, if you can lead Spring Festival, this is the reputation of going down in history!” 张左呼吸急促,“张导,这可是机会啊,您要是能把春晚导好了,这可是名垂千古的美名啊！” Zhang Ye two turn, „also goes down in history? I feared that leaves a stink for ten thousand years!” 张烨两眼一翻,“还名垂千古？我就怕遗臭万年！” Yao Jiancai said: „But you were smelly, you do not lead Spring Festival, aren't you are also scolded daily by that many people? Which can you also to go smelly? Others fear to destroy the reputation, others feared the prestige of accumulating has all efforts wasted, but you do not fear! Your no flowing!” 姚建才道:“可你已经臭了啊,你就算不导春晚,你天天不是也被那么多人骂吗？你还能臭到哪儿去？别人怕毁名声,别人怕积累下来的声誉付之东流,可你不怕啊！你没的流了啊！” Zhang Ye angrily said: „You - big - master!” 张烨气道:“你-大-爷！” Ha Qiqi is also difficult to cover excitedly, „Leader Zhang, meets!” 哈齐齐也难掩兴奋,“张导,接吧！” „Yes!” “是啊！” „We meet!” “咱们接吧！” „Who feared who!” “谁怕谁啊！” „This opportunity for a lifetime time!” “这种机会一辈子就一次啊！” „That many people want to lead Spring Festival not to have the opportunity!” “那么多人想导春晚都没机会呢！” „Right, first met said again!” “对,先接了再说啊！” This matter was too big! 这件事情太大了！ Even any matter is bigger than Zhang Ye has done! 甚至比张烨干过的任何一件事情都要大！ This is CCTV Spring Festival, this is Spring Festival Chief Director, above leader is looking that the media are looking, the common people are looking, the Chinese of world are paying attention, if led to say fortunately, but if slightly a little mistake, that Zhang Ye has become people - clan - crime - person? To be honest, Zhang Ye wants to come up to develop Sketch or section Crosstalk, he has not thought other, therefore does not have a wee bit preparations from the start, this invited was too sudden! Even if before , works always decisive he, then also hesitant! 这可是央视春晚啊,这可是春晚总导演啊,上面领导在看着,媒体在看着,老百姓在看着,全世界的华人都在关注,如果导好了还好说,可如果稍微有点差池,那张烨岂不是成了民-族-罪-人？说实话,张烨就是想上去演个小品或者说段相声而已,他没想别的,所以压根就没有一丁点的心理准备,这个邀请来的太突然了！哪怕以前做事向来果断的他,这下也犹豫了啊！ Meets? 接不接？ Meets? 到底接不接啊？ The studio people are staring at him, waits for him to make the decision. 工作室的人都盯着他,等着他做决定。 Zhang Ye clenches teeth, „that makes the science speak!” 张烨一咬牙,“那就让科学来说话吧！” Science? 科学？ What science? 什么科学？ The people stare. 众人一愣。 Then Zhang Ye fishes out a coin from the pocket, the ball to the midair, „believes the science devotionally, meets directly, the reverse side does not meet.” 然后张烨就从口袋里摸出一枚硬币,虔诚地弹向半空,“相信科学,是正面就接,反面就不接。” ! 叮铃铃！ Under the people speechless gaze, the coin falls to the ground! 在众人无语的注视下,硬币落地！ Is positive! 是正面！ „!” “哇！” „Frontage!” “正面！” „Meets!” “接！” „Has met Leader Zhang!” “接了张导！” Zhang Ye hesitant, „, or I throw one time again.” 张烨犹豫了一下,“要不我再扔一次。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Zhang Ye heaved a deep sigh, „good, wasn't Spring Festival Chief Director? Isn't takes the rap? Square dance was unjustly discredited I to carry, did not miss this! I met!” 张烨长叹一声,“好吧,不就是春晚总导演么？不就是背黑锅么？广场舞的黑锅我都背了,也不差这一个了！我接了！”