In the evening. 当晚。 live broadcast countdown. 直播倒计时。 „Three!” “三！” „Two!” “二！” „One!” “一！” 《I Am a Singer》 Singer King final live broadcast begins officially! 《我是歌手》歌王总决赛直播正式拉开序幕！ ... … In family|home. 家里。 Mother holds the melon seed to point at television, „Little Wu, started to start!” 老妈抱着瓜子指着电视,“小吴,开始了开始了！” „Came the aunt.” Wu Zeqing gently walks, sits down. “来了阿姨。”吴则卿温和地走过来,坐下。 Father asked: „Little Ye several presence?” 老爸问:“小烨第几个出场？” Mother eats the melon seed saying: „Does not know.” 老妈嗑着瓜子道:“不知道啊。” ... … studio. 工作室。 Today the people have all worked overtime, stays behind looks at live broadcast. 今天众人全加班了,留下看直播。 Ha Qiqi Inhale said: „Came!” 哈齐齐吸气道:“来了！” Little Wang said excitedly: „Whom did Leader Zhang invite?” 小王兴奋道:“张导到底邀请谁了啊？” Zhang Zuo said: „It is not clear, he said security.” 张左道:“不清楚,他说保密。” Tong Fu said with a smile: „We did not tell, had the pleasant surprise?” 童富笑道:“连咱们都不告诉,难道有惊喜？” Little Wang said: „I believe that Leader Zhang can win the championship!” 小王道:“我还是坚信张导能夺冠！” People hear word, smiles bitterly. 众人闻言,都苦笑一声。 Wins the championship? 夺冠？ Possibly? 可能吗？ ... … Peking University. 北大。 Student's dormitory. 学生宿舍。 „live broadcast!” “直播了！” „Sisters, come quickly!” “姐妹们,快来啊！” „Oh, I do not want to look.” “哎呀,我都不想看了。” „Why?” “为啥啊？” „I am Zhang Ye hardcore fans, he cannot write the song, the art or technique of singing is also getting more and more bad, what do I also look at? Looks at heart uncomfortably!” “我是张烨的铁杆粉丝啊,他写不出好歌,唱功也越来越差,我还看什么啊？看着心里难受！” „Said that does not permit Professor Zhang to be able to overturn.” “说不准张教授能翻盘呢。” „Right, look looks.” “对,看吧看吧。” „Good.” “好吧。” ... … At this moment. 这一刻。 The audiences in land defend in front of television. 全国各地的观众都守在电视机前。 Dong Shanshan red skirt splendid attire go on stage, shocking countless people, a advertisement word and final rule of beginning said that is also in the specialty is bringing humorously, smiled badly many people. Until this time, many talented people awakened suddenly, before that they think that only depended on the nature of cheek and stature - felt the goddess, actually early can assume sole responsibility for an important task, abandoned the look, abandoned the stature, she was also outstanding Host! 董杉杉一袭红裙盛装登场,惊艳了无数人,一段开场的广告词和总决赛规则介绍,也是专业中带着幽默,笑坏了不少人。直到这个时候,很多人才突然惊醒,以前那个他们以为只靠脸蛋和身材的性-感女神,其实早都可以独当一面了,抛开相貌,抛开身材,她也是一个优秀的主持人了！ On weibo. 微博上。 „Shanshan was hot!” “杉杉要火了！” „My goddess for a lifetime!” “我一辈子的女神啊！” „Likes her really!” “真喜欢她！” „Does not have the scandal, but also is low-key!” “没绯闻,还低调！” „Right, walking nature - feels the route actually to maintain this reputation, in Entertainment Circle she!” “对,走性-感路线却能保持这种口碑的,娱乐圈里就她了！” „Teacher Shanshan more develops now is better.” “杉杉老师现在越发展越好啦。” „Mainly is Zhang Ye handful of she.” “主要是张烨捧她啊。” „Yes, as long as is program that Zhang Ye makes, Host is Dong Shanshan, others everyone has no way to struggle with her, many year old schoolmates.” “是啊,但凡是张烨做的节目,主持人都是董杉杉,别人谁也没法跟她争,多少年的老同学啊。” „Zhang Ye upholds justice.” “张烨还是仗义的。” „Yes, now Shanshan fans group and Zhang Ye fans group good quickly becomes the whole family.” “是呢,现在杉杉粉丝团和张烨粉丝团好的都快成一家人啦。” Later, thermal field song started, before eliminated Singer came back to sing. 之后,热场歌曲开始了,之前被淘汰的歌手们都回来献唱了。 Zhao Wuliu... 赵五六… Xue Kaiqi... 薛凯琪… Lina Ran... 李纳然… Good song one after another. 好歌一首接着一首。 Before the television , and audiences hear as if deluded. 电视机前和现场观众都听得如痴如醉。 „Is Expert!” “都是高手啊！” „I thought that each can enter the final!” “我觉得他们每一个都能进总决赛！” „Real stick that yes, sang.” “是啊,唱的真棒。” „At least stronger than Zhang Ye.” “至少比张烨强。” „Hey, not to mention that goods, have not known that who his today's gang sings the honored guest is.” “嘿,就别提那货了,还不知道他今天帮唱嘉宾是谁呢。” „Right, other Singer honored guests have exposed one after another, although does not know is real false, but has a direction probably, does not have on the Zhang Ye honored guest anything shadow!” “对啊,其他歌手的嘉宾陆续都曝光了,虽然不知道是真的假的吧,但大概都有个方向啊,就张烨的嘉宾什么影子都没有！” „Immediately knew.” “马上就知道了。” „Do not leave any small tricks!” “别又出什么幺蛾子啊！” „Pū, yes, his small tricks are many!” “噗,是啊,就他幺蛾子多！” Thermal field conclusion. 热场结束。 The match came finally! 正赛终于来了！ When Dong Shanshan reappears, time, the heart of people have also raised, stares to set upright the ear, for fear that misses a picture and a syllable. 当董杉杉重新出现的时候,一时间,众人的心也跟着提了起来,瞪着眼睛竖着耳朵,生怕错过一个画面和一个音节。 On the spot 现场 In stage. 舞台上。 Dong Shanshan said with a smile: „Under, competes to develop to start officially, the presence order of this final as before is the ballot decision, but this first player has not actually participated in the ballot, but is one's own voluntarily requests first mounting the stage, wants first singing, that after soliciting other Singer agrees, our program group also respects his opinion.” Under, she has made up one, „naturally, we do not dare not to respect, because he is our Chief Director.” 董杉杉微笑道:“下面,正式竞演开始,这次总决赛的出场顺序依旧是抽签决定的,不过这第一位选手却没有参与抽签,而是自己主动要求第一个登台,想要第一个演唱,那么在征得其他歌手同意后,我们节目组也尊重他本人的意见。”顿了下,她又补了一句,“当然,我们也不敢不尊重,因为他是我们的总导演。” The audience was happy. 现场观众乐了。 „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Zhang Ye first?” “张烨第一个？” „Honored guest who?” “嘉宾谁啊？” „Requests the silly goods of first presence?” “还有要求第一个出场的傻货？” „First sang suffers a loss very much!” “第一个唱很吃亏啊！” The people whisper. 众人交头接耳。 But Dong Shanshan said: „That, invited first Singer and his gang sang honored guest go on stage, following time, making us give them the stage.” 而董杉杉道:“那么,有请第一位歌手和他的帮唱嘉宾登场,接下来的时间,让我们把舞台交给他们。” She left office. 她下台了。 The light aims at the moon gate quickly. 灯光很快对准月亮门。 The audience stares is looking! 现场观众盯着看！ Before the television , the audience looks at steadily! 电视机前观众目不转睛！ Including Singer of backstage also anticipated that Zhang Ye invited whom! 连后台的歌手们也都期待张烨把谁请来了！ Light all assembled, two person's shadows walk slowly, a smile, beckons. After the people see by Zhang Ye that person, one is one, all was scared, at that moment is similar 100,000 damn to speed along in the heart, does not carry off clouds! 灯光聚齐,两道人影慢慢走出来,一个微笑,一个招手。当人们看到张烨旁边的那人后,有一个算一个,全都傻眼了,那一刻仿佛有100000头草泥马在心头飞驰而过,不带走一片云彩！ Scream! 尖叫！ Faint! 晕倒！ Stare! 瞪眼！ Does not dare to believe! 不敢置信！ Before scene and television, exploded! 现场和电视机前都炸了！ „!” “啊！” „How is he?” “怎么是他？” „crap!” “我了个去！” „You surnamed Zhang have not to have a little properly!” “姓张的你有没有点正经的啊！” „Has smiled to spurt! Hahahaha!” “已笑喷！哈哈哈哈！” „This, this real his mother has not thought!” “这个,这个真他娘没想到啊！” „Mother asked why I kneel am watching the television!” “妈妈问我为什么跪着看电视！” „Zhang Ye, I knelt to you really!” “张烨,我真给你跪了！” „This, this also you can think on his mother!” “这,这也就他妈你想得出来啊！” Mother is scared. 老妈傻眼。 Father is scared. 老爸傻眼。 Wu Zeqing shows a faint smile. 吴则卿微微一笑。 Ha Qiqi has not nearly held on to your hat! 哈齐齐险些没坐稳！ Zhang Zuo stares big eyeball! 张左瞪大眼珠儿！ Xiaodong spurted! 小冬喷了！ Amy stares dumbfounded! amy瞠目结舌！ Zhang Xia: „...” 张霞:“…” Chen Guang: „...” 陈光:“…” Nobody thinks that is he! 没有人想到是他！ Sang the honored guest regarding the Zhang Ye gang, the people have guessed many possibilities, if Zhang Ye wants to change the inferiority, then final first round sang was too important, in Zhang Ye could not write under Singing merit also abnormal situation, looks for a strength to sing is the best procedure, can maximum limit help him garner votes, has not thought that Zhang Ye looked for a anybody unexpectedly not the person who was possible to think, yes, they want not to want person! 对于张烨的帮唱嘉宾,众人猜测过很多种可能,如果张烨想扭转劣势的话,那么总决赛的第一轮演唱实在太重要了,在张烨写不出好歌唱功也失常的情况下,找一个实力唱将是最好的做法,能最大限度地帮他拉票,可万万没想到,张烨竟然找了一个任何人都不可能想到的人,是的,他们连想都没有去想过的人！ Is Yao Jiancai! 是姚建才！ Is Zhang Ye Golden Partner! 是张烨的黄金搭档！ „I am about to cry!” “我快哭了！” „Old Yao do not make! You hurry!” “老姚你别闹！你赶紧回去！” „Old Yao, your going astray square?” “老姚,你走错片场了吧？” „This is 《I Am a Singer》, is not the Crosstalk big game!” “这是《我是歌手》,不是相声大赛啊！” „I also fainted!” “我也晕了啊！” „How meaning? Do you want to say section Crosstalk? Pū!” “怎么个意思啊？你俩要说段相声啊？噗！” „Smiles to pull out! Zhang Ye too can do the matter!” “笑抽！张烨太能搞事情了！” „Old Yao, if will sing, my his mother takes to the streets bare - rushes! Now goes!” “老姚要是会唱歌,我他妈上街裸-奔！现在就去！” „Goes together!” “同去！” „How I must have a look at these two goods to sing but actually!” “我倒要看看这俩货怎么唱歌！” „Shit, the Crosstalk platform built!” “我靠,相声台子搭出来了！” „Does real his mother want to say Crosstalk?” “真他妈要说相声啊？” „Sang, said Crosstalk?” “唱歌呢啊,怎么说相声？” „This they must be able to say Crosstalk with Music, I called their father!” “这俩人要能拿音乐说相声,我叫他们爹！” „I called their mothers!” “我叫他们娘！” „Which his mother has Music Crosstalk to feed!” “哪儿他妈有音乐相声啊喂！” The scene sits in first row of one group of industry in specialized music critics and colleagues is also dumbfounded, looks that Zhang Ye has taken up one unexpectedly „awakening stick”. 现场坐在第一排的一帮业内专业的乐评人和同行也是一个个目瞪口呆,看着张烨竟然拿起了一块“醒木”。 The platform was moved. 台子被搬出来。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai they are also a Crosstalk long unlined gown. 张烨和姚建才俩人也都是一身相声大褂。 Suddenly, the awakening stick has patted! 突然间,啪的一声,醒木拍了下去！ Zhang Ye opens the mouth saying: 张烨开口道: „Storytelling performs to urge the person.” “说书唱戏劝人方。” „Three main roads walk the center.” “三条大道走中央。” „Good and evil to the end finally has the report.” “善恶到头终有报。” „The world correct path is the vicissitudes.” “人间正道是沧桑。” After a self-introduction poem, the gong cuts instantaneously, musical instrument sound! 一段定场诗后,锣声瞬间切进来,乐器响了！ Zhang Ye opens sings: 张烨开唱: „This young master hits the small family background to be poor.” “本少爷打小出身贫寒。” „In family|home also has several securities besides six maids.” “家里除了六个保姆还有十几个保安。” „But the manner is straightforward, especially is awe-inspiring.” “但是为人耿直,尤其正气凛然。” „Is fights with the fists Nanshan Home for the elderly!” “是拳打南山敬老院！” „Foot steps on the north end kindergarten!” “脚踩北头幼儿园！” „Over 90 below nine years old one sees me to be cold!” “90以上九岁以下一见我就寒！” Zhang Xia: „Pū!” 张霞:“噗！” Xiaodong spurted at that time! 小冬当时就喷了！ Is the family background poor? 出身贫寒？ You are the family background are poor you! 你这是出身贫寒吗你！ Over 90 below nine years old? 90以上九岁以下？ How Hello you do not die! 哎呦喂你怎么不去死啊！ Amy is shocked: „Rap? Is this rap?” amy惊呆:“rap？这是rap吗？” The audiences also smile the smiling ignorant of ignorant, astonished astonished, Fuck he can sing really! 观众也笑蒙的笑蒙,惊愕的惊愕,我草他真能唱啊！ The audiences looked silly! 观众都看傻了！ Zhang Ye fast was singing calm freely: 张烨淡定自若地飞快唱着: „He said that since old times Analects had record.” “他说自古论语有记载。” „The Jiang Hu danger disturbing is not good removes.” “江湖险噩不行就撤。” „Donkey and Panda cannot have both.” “驴和熊猫不可兼得。” „You lack Fang Queche not wicked.” “你缺房缺车就是不缺德。” „Requests me to be the big brother, later who dares to bully you, I pū puff three blades!” “拜我为大哥,以后谁敢欺负你,我就噗噗噗三刀！” Yao Jiancai talked in side, „how?” 姚建才在旁边搭话,“怎么呢？” Zhang Ye said: „Him, the tire gripped did not know!” 张烨道:“就把他,车胎扎了知道不！” The audiences have doubled with laughter! 观众已经前仰后合！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops!” “哎呦！” „These two owed!” “这俩太欠了啊！” „This lyrics, smiled insanely!” “这歌词,笑疯了！” At this time, this song arrived at the final stage finally. 这时,这首歌终于来到尾段。 The audiences also more listen more to be enthralled! 观众也越听越入神！ Zhang Ye sang: „At this time discovered that side has an appearance cut-throat person to stare me, puts in the package to pull out the fellow likely.” He looks to Yao Jiancai. 张烨唱道:“偏偏这时发现旁边有一个面相凶狠的人瞪着我,一手伸进包里像是要掏家伙。”他看向姚建才。 Yao Jiancai devils have touched in hand the package. 姚建才已经凶神恶煞地把手摸进包里。 Zhang Ye was singing: „Which under the Zhang Ye eye tolerated this, manner Xuan Ang walks saying that self-possessedly” Voice withered immediately, „did big brother have the matter you to say?” 张烨唱着:“张爷眼里哪能容下这个,气宇宣昂泰然自若的走过去就说”声音立即萎了,“大哥有事您就说？” The audiences smile ignorant! 观众笑蒙！ Are you self-possessed? 你这是泰然自若吗？ Are you have an imposing appearance? 你这是气宇轩昂吗？ Yao Jiancai is cold the face, raises the chin saying: „Knows last year moat broken corpse case who did!” 姚建才冷着脸,一扬下巴道:“知道去年护城河碎尸案谁干的吗！” Zhang Ye: “Ah?” 张烨:“啊？” Yao Jiancai said with raw hate: „Knows that whom last month some people made into retarded to do?” 姚建才凶狠道:“知道上月有人被打成弱智谁干的吗？” Zhang Ye: “Ah?” 张烨:“啊？” Yao Jiancai has referred to under his foot, „that couple of days ago stood this place to hold a person on you, you should know who does?” 姚建才指了指他脚底下,“那前两天就你站这地方捅死一人,你应该知道谁干的吧？” Zhang Ye startled [say / way]: „? Don't I know? Do you want to do?” 张烨惊道:“啊？我不知道啊？您要干什么呀？” The audiences also with total concentration get up! 观众也聚精会神起来！ Can do? 要干嘛？ Can hit? 要打起来了？ Bumped into the ruthless role? 碰上狠角色了？ Yao Jiancai stares saying: „Don't you know really?” 姚建才瞪眼道:“你真不知道啊？” Zhang Ye said: „I do not know really!” 张烨道:“我真不知道啊！” In this moment, Yao Jiancai suddenly flings a newspaper from the package, Voice instantaneously becomes very thin is also very sharp, said with a smile: „, Haven't you come the share legal system report?” 就在这一刻,姚建才突然从包里甩出一份报纸来,声音也瞬间变得很细很尖,笑道:“诶,那你还不来份法制报？” The audience spurt the blood! 全场喷血！ Legal system report? 法制报？ Your his mother sells the newspaper!? 你他妈卖报纸的啊！？ Song conclusion! 歌曲结束！ The applause breaks out all of a sudden! 掌声一下子响起来！ Similarly resounds also had the laughter that kept for a very long time, Dong Shanshan that side under the stage probably smiles tears, she was also first listening! 同样响起的还有久久不停的笑声,董杉杉都在台下那边好像笑出眼泪了,她也是第一次听！ Online also seethed with excitement! 网上也沸腾了！ „Smiled to faint!” “笑晕了都！” „Was too amusing!” “太好玩了啊！” „Music Crosstalk? Can they say really?” “音乐相声？他们真能说啊？” „I took!” “我服了！” „I early knelt!” “我早跪了啊！” „Who said a moment ago asked the father to ask mother to come? Who said that bare - rushes? Hurries! Others took the Music traditional entertainment involving talking and singing to come Crosstalk really!” “刚才谁说叫爹叫妈来着？谁说裸-奔来着？赶紧出来吧！人家真拿音乐说唱来了一段相声啊！” „This is also good!?” “这也行！？” «Nonsense Hu Youli»! 《胡说胡有理》！ Zhang Ye that Earth Music Crosstalk! 一首张烨那个地球的音乐相声！ Person nobody of this world has listened obviously, has not appeared! 这个世界的人显然没有人听过,也从来没出现过！ Including the first row of these Music music critic and Music Circle professional, fools one by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai the Music Crosstalk!( To be continued.) 连第一排的那些音乐乐评人和音乐圈的专业人士,都被张烨和姚建才的这一段音乐相声唬得一愣一愣的！(未完待续。)