Next day. 第二天。 Record on the same day. 录制当天。 In the morning, Beijing Broadcasting Station. 上午,北京台。 „Well, Leader Zhang?” “咦,张导呢？” „Does not know.” “不知道啊。” „A moment ago also.” “刚才还在呐。” „Brother Hu, Leader Zhang fell asleep with the backstage.” “胡哥,张导跟后台睡着了。” „Yesterday Leader Zhang had not rested.” “昨天张导一宿没睡。” „Oh, the audiences arrived, making him insist again that works overtime.” “哎呀,观众都到了,让他再坚持坚持,加加班。” „Alright understood, I called Leader Zhang to get up.” “得嘞明白了,那我去叫张导起来。” Audience enter the venue. 观众入场。 Singer takes place. 歌手就位。 Missed Director not. 就差导演不在了。 Zhang Ye was called, supported the eyelid to wash the cold water face, after coming out, saw Xiaodong and Amy in the corridor, they immediately approach. 张烨被人叫起来,也强撑着眼皮去洗了把凉水脸,出来后在过道里看见小冬和amy了,俩人顿时迎上来。 Xiaodong asked: „Can save the scene?” 小冬问道:“能救场吗？” Zhang Ye nods, „has been OK.” 张烨点头,“已经可以了。” Amy has a look at him, „Leader Zhang, you may be too bad, yesterday's Weibo I looked, Hahahaha, CCTV Channel 1 estimated that must hate you insanely!” amy看看他,“张导啊,你可太坏了,昨天的微薄我看了,哈哈哈哈,央视一套估计得把你恨疯了！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Was robbed the number.” 张烨笑道:“被盗号了。” „yi!” Amy creates a disturbance. “咿！”amy起哄。 That side, Zhang Xia also came to bathroom, saw their several. 那边,张霞也来上卫生间了,看到了他们几个。 Zhang Xia asked immediately that „Little Zhang, substitute Singer did come?” 张霞立即问,“小张,补位歌手来了吗？” Zhang Ye replied: „Came.” 张烨答道:“来了吧。” „Who?” Amy closely examines instantaneously. “谁啊？”amy瞬间追问。 Zhang Xia also curiously said: „Do I know?” 张霞也好奇道:“我认识吗？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Understanding.” 张烨笑道:“认识吧。” Xiaodong: „I?” 小冬:“我呢？” „You also knew.” Zhang Ye said. “你也认识。”张烨说。 Many he had not disclosed that front turned around to hurry to go to be busy. 多的他也没透露,转身赶紧去前面忙了。 After a half hour. 半小时后。 The record scene is full house, the audiences are discussing. 录制现场座无虚席,观众都在热议。 „Yesterday looked at weibo?” “昨天看微博了吗？” „Looked, Hahaha, teased me!” “看了,哈哈哈,逗死我了！” „Zhang Ye that owes type, too certainly!” “张烨那欠样儿,真的太绝了！” „He is quack remedy.” “他就是一块狗皮膏药。” „Also really vents spleen, who makes CCTV hold the first knife.” “不过还真是解气,谁让央视先捅刀子的。” „Right, has not known that 《I Am a Singer》 will save the scene, did Singer definitely have no way Host? Who gets up? Dong Shanshan? Zhang Ye?” “对啊,还不知道《我是歌手》会怎么救场呢,歌手肯定没法主持了吧？那谁上？董杉杉？张烨？” „Who knows that if that must change like this regularly.” “谁知道呢,要是这样那就得改规则了。” „Likes Singer Host.” “还是喜欢歌手主持啊。” „Um, now changes the rule, definitely affects Viewership Ratings.” “嗯,现在改规则,肯定影响收视率。” „Key was Singer generation of class Host rule everybody has been used to it, was ingrained.” “关键是歌手代班主持的规则大家已经习惯了,已经根深蒂固了。” On stage. 台上。 The orchestra takes place. 乐队就位。 The staff take place. 工作人员就位。 Countdown: 倒计时: Three. 三。 Two. 二。 One. 一。 The record starts! 录制开始！ The audiences opened the eye, how wants to have a look at them to deal, then, many people saw walks one to take the person of microphone from the stage, immediately, had the screams to explode, everybody some gawked, some laughed, the flash stood, burst into thunderous applause! 观众们已经睁大了眼睛,想看看他们是如何应对的,然后,很多人就看到了从台下走上来一个拿着话筒的人,登时,有惊呼声爆了出来,大家有的一愣,有的哈哈大笑,一瞬间都站起来了,掌声雷动！ Is he! 是他！ Really is he! 果然是他！ Singer of backstage was also happy. 后台的歌手也乐了。 Zhang Xia said with a smile: „Finally Little Zhang Host.” 张霞笑道:“最后还是得小张主持啊。” Chen Guang said: „Early has guessed correctly, is not he is Dong Shanshan.” 陈光道:“早猜到了,不是他就是董杉杉。” Xiaodong talked about with interest: „Was Chief Director is Host, Teacher Zhang is also laborious.” 小冬乐道:“又是总导演又是主持人,张老师辛苦了。” Zhang Ye has stood on the stage, said with a smile: „Hello, welcome 《I Am a Singer》 that watches Brain Gold exclusive title to broadcast, I am today's Host, has ‚license’, to have ‚business card’, to take regular specialized legitimate Host of Host highest prize, oh, which some people of strange Sister Dong did go? Sister Dong was illegal, making others reporting, now is busy testing the Host certificate.” 张烨已经站在了台上,微笑道:“大家好,欢迎收看脑黄金独家冠名播出的《我是歌手》,我是今天的主持人,一个有‘执照’、有‘营业证’、拿过主持人最高奖的正规专业合法主持人,噢,有人奇怪冬姐儿去哪儿了？冬姐儿不合法,让人家给举报了,现在正忙着考主持人资格证呢。” „Pū!” “噗！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” A following laughter piece. 下面笑声一片。 This goods, came not to forget to satirize! 这个货,来了还不忘讽刺一番！ Zhang Ye spoke with confidence: „Therefore knows today was I for class Host, Sister Dong found me specially, had confessed repeatedly my matter, making me probably probably convey these words to the audience, these words were specially important, therefore there is a friend of pen also to invite everybody earnest record.” 张烨侃侃而谈道:“所以今天知道是我代班主持,冬姐儿特意找到我,反复交代了我一件事,让我务必一定要将这些话转达给观众,这些话特别重要,所以有笔的朋友也请大家认真记录。” People one surprised. 众人一愕。 What words? 什么话？ What important words? 什么重要的话？ Many people raise up the ear. 好多人都竖起耳朵。 Zhang Ye settles the throat clear, the expression changes, suddenly fast said: „Thank healthy product leadership brand Brain Gold group's exclusive title to this program, thank the vigorous support of Hubei Pharmaceutical group, used to have the polynuclear technique eight cuns (2.5cm) to set up the tablet PC with the plate, happy sign fruit punch, sweetly to your pit of the stomach in!” 张烨清了清嗓子,表情一变,忽然飞快道:“感谢保健品领导品牌脑黄金集团对本节目的独家冠名,感谢湖北药业集团的大力赞助,用平板就用拥有多核技术的八寸立来平板电脑,甜蜜牌果汁饮料,甜到你的心窝里！” The audiences spurted! 观众喷了！ This? 就这个啊？ Important your younger sister important! 重要你妹啊重要！ This his mother is not advertisement! 这他妈不就是广告么！ Singer of backstage have also smiled for quite a while, especially Xiaodong, dumbfounded also is very convinced, she suddenly thought that the document of SARFT promulgation also has the truth actually, has a look at Zhang Ye Host, has a look at her one's own Host again, the disparity is truly big, this is one takes specialized Host and one of the Host Golden Microphone Awards highest prize is a guest performer the difference of Host, rhythm, humorous, the strain, the enunciation, air/Qi the field, difference were too many. 后台的歌手们也笑了半天,尤其小冬,哭笑不得的同时也挺服气的,她突然觉得广电颁布的文件其实也不是没有道理的,看看张烨的主持,再看看她自己的主持,差距确实很大,这就是一个拿过主持人金话筒最高奖的专业主持人和一个客串主持人的区别,无论是节奏,幽默,应变,口齿,气场,都差的太多了。 Zhang Ye several words have given the gathering place hotly. 张烨几句话就已经把场子给热了。 Zhang Ye said lightly: „, Starts today's competition to develop, first Singer that today must enter the stage, is this issue of substitute Singer, then gives him the stage.” 张烨淡淡道:“那么,开始今天的竞演,今天要出场的第一位歌手,是这一期的补位歌手,接下来就把舞台交给他。” The applause gets up. 掌声起。 Singer of backstage strain the neck to wait. Which? Is the old friend? They do not hope fiercely, because the person in this stage, has sufficed now fiercely. 后台的歌手们都扯着脖子等着。到底哪位？是老朋友吗？他们可不希望来个厉害的,因为现在这个舞台上的人,已经够厉害了啊。 The audiences also looked around toward the moon gate the past. 观众也朝着月亮门张望过去。 Is who? 是谁啊？ People? 人呢？ However also has the audience to be absent-minded. 不过也有观众心不在焉。 „Traded regularly.” “还是换规则了啊。” „Yes, what to do otherwise can?” “是啊,不然能怎么办？” „Oh, CCTV Channel 1 too wicked.” “唉,央视一套太缺德了。” „Assembles is looking.” “凑合着看吧。” „Um, Zhang Ye Host is good, is not Singer Host not.” “嗯,张烨的主持还是不错的,不是歌手主持就不是吧。” „May regret.” “可还是遗憾啊。” „Singer, when Host, backstage interaction is also attractive.” “歌手当主持人,后台互动也好看呢。” „Is definitely influential to the program quality.” “肯定对节目质量有影响。” Musical instrument to go on stage. 乐器上台。 The microphone suspends. 话筒摆好。 66 came out one after another 20 men and women, male wears the black formal clothes, female wears the white formal clothes, probably accompanies? Perhaps chorus? 66续续出来了20多个男女,男的穿黑色礼服,女的穿白色礼服,好像是伴唱？或是合唱？ The people could not understand. 众人更看不懂了。 The Amy doubts said: „What can this do?” amy疑惑道:“这要搞什么？” Zhang Xia anticipates saying: „Who came?” 张霞期待道:“到底谁来了？” Xiaodong said with a smile: „This weaponry is really not small, what can sing? Won't come a beautiful sound to sing? Grandma Zhang friend?” 小冬笑道:“这阵仗还真不小啊,要唱什么？不会是来了个美声唱将吧？张奶奶的朋友？” All are ready. 一切就绪。 The light was dark. 灯光暗下来了。 Many people anticipated unable to sit still. 现场很多人都期待得坐不住了。 „Person?” “人呢？” „Comes out!” “出来啊！” „Moon gate nobody?” “月亮门没人啊？” „Well, Zhang Ye also on stage?” “咦,张烨还在台上呢？” „Ha Ha, this silly goods!” “哈哈,这傻货！” „Teacher Zhang, you should get down.” “张老师,你该下去啦。” „Are these two goods silly standing how also?” “这二货怎么还傻站着呢？” The people teased. 众人都调笑起来。 The next quarter, the orchestral music made a sound! 下一刻,管弦乐就响了！ This, the people suddenly are all of a sudden dumbfounded, what situation? What's the matter? Did Music make a sound? But Singer? substitute hasn't Singer come out? 这一下子,众人忽然目瞪口呆,什么情况？怎么回事？音乐响了？可是歌手呢？补位歌手还没出来呢啊？ Zhang Ye in stage has turned around facing the audience, the microphone on hand to take slowly, resigned-looking with exhausted, has probably not awaked to be the same. 舞台上的张烨慢慢转过身面对观众,手上的话筒拿起来,一脸无奈和疲惫,好像没睡醒一样。 The sound effect of crow. 乌鸦的音效。 „.” “嘎,嘎。” Zhang Ye actually sang: 张烨竟然唱上了: „Curtain of night has covered the morning sun park.” “夜幕已笼罩朝阳公园。” „Square danced pill to prepare to finish.” “广场舞丹瑟已经准备完毕。” „I look at the tree's shadow of out of the window.” “我看着窗外的树影。” „Is this my youth?” “难道这就是我的青春？” Male chorus: „When the flower petal leaves the flowers.” 男声合唱:“当花瓣离开花朵。” This flash, the audience all frightened to stand! 这一瞬间,观众吓得全都站起来了！ My God! 我的天！ Zhang Ye! 张烨！ substitute Singer is Zhang Ye! 补位歌手是张烨！ My God! How I early have not thought! 哦买噶！我怎么早没有想到！ Originally the rule has not changed! 原来规则没有变！ Originally as before is Singer Host! 原来依旧是歌手主持！ Was Zhang Ye saves the scene! 是张烨来救场了！ Fuck! Then lively big! 我草！这下热闹大了啊！ Amy looked silly, „no!!!!” amy看傻了,“no！！！！” Xiaodong nearly faints, „ended!” 小冬险些晕倒在地,“完了！” Zhang Xia pats the forehead, „oh! Not?” 张霞一拍额头,“噢！不是吧？” Chen Guang also has a headache, smiles bitterly does not fall, „this has gotten down a ruthless role, before coming «Singer», I am thinking that meets anyone not to relate, is best not to meet Zhang Ye.” 陈光也头疼起来,苦笑不跌,“这下来了个狠角色啊,来《歌手》之前我就在想,遇见谁也没关系,就是最好别遇见张烨。” Zhao Wuliu is also dumbfounded , „Leader Zhang? If he sang earnestly, sufficed all people to drink a pot, this was hard stubble.” 赵五六也哭笑不得,“怎么是张导啊？他要是认真唱起来,够所有人喝一壶的了啊,这可是硬茬儿。” Singer are similar responses! 歌手们都是差不多的反应！ The audiences actually love, excitedly went bad! 观众却是一个个喜闻乐见,都激动坏了！ Singing that the Zhang Ye bashful end shades the eyes with the hand: „Boss, is called Hu Fei.” 张烨臊末搭眼的唱道:“有一个老板,叫做胡飞。” Male voice: „Is called Hu Fei.” 男声:“叫做胡飞。” Zhang Ye: „6 : 00 pm appear, look is just like the black back.” 张烨:“下午六点出现,眼神恰似黑背。” Female voice: „Is just like the black back.” 女声:“恰似黑背。” Sound effect: „Tearful!” 音效:“汪汪！” Zhang Ye shows the whites of the eyes to sing: „In hand is carrying pot steaming hot coffee.” 张烨翻着白眼唱道:“手里端着一壶热腾腾的咖啡。” Men and women and sounds: „Hey.” 男女和声:“嘿嘿嘿。” Zhang Ye: „Do we want to meet?” 张烨:“我们要不要来开个会？” Hu Fei under stage is also first time listens to this song, nearly puts out an old blood! 台下的胡飞也是第一次听这歌,险些吐出一口老血！ Nearby Brother Hou Xiao Lu and other staff also in a flash smiled to spurt, Hahahahaha! They listened to the Zhang Ye mood from the singing sound! This male servant returns pissed off now! He does not think substitute! This is they helps the person catching up with duck on the shelf by Hu Fei compels! 旁边的侯哥小吕等工作人员也一瞬间笑喷了,哈哈哈哈哈！他们都从歌声中听出了张烨的情绪！这厮现在还生气呢！他根本就不想补位！这是被胡飞和他们一帮人给赶鸭子上架逼上来的！ ... … Next day. 次日。 program broadcast. 节目播出。 In Zhang Ye's Family television: 张烨家电视机里: „I said that this is not good.” “我说这样不好吧。” „I must go to the airport to meet my old drop father.” “我要去机场接我年迈滴爸爸。” „More than 30 years have not seen.” “30多年没见啦。” „He came from remote Siberia.” “他来自遥远的西伯利亚。” Mother Father stares dumbfounded! 老妈老爸瞠目结舌！ More than 30 years haven't seen? 30多年没见？ Your brat is big! 你个臭小子才多大啊！ ... … CCTV Channel 1. 央视一套。 „Daytime is all right to do obviously.” “明明白天没事做。” „I also see you to play live broadcast.” “我还看见你在玩直播。” „Don't you have the family|home?” “难道你就没有家？” „Asked you do not say those words!” “求你不要说出那句话！” „Treasure.” “宝贝。” „in addition! Class!!” “加！班！吧！” The people look at the latest issue, faints place! 众人看着最新一期,晕倒一地！ ... … Nation. 全国。 Each and every family is making a sound the Zhang Ye beautiful sound melody! 家家户户都响着张烨的美声唱腔！ Some people are excited! 有人兴奋！ Some people are dumbfounded! 有人目瞪口呆！ „So far, the sofa is so far.” “感觉身体被掏空。” „I only am tired look like dog.” “我累得像只狗。” „18 days, have not taken off one's jewelry.” “18天,没有卸妆。” „Month threw had two -and-a-half years.” “月抛带了两年半。” „Work and rest disorder, I am getting more and more fat.” “作息紊乱,我却越来越胖。” ... … Online threw off by this song quickly! 网上很快被这歌掀翻了！ The innumerable netizens quickly knelt to Zhang Ye steadily! 无数网友都快给张烨跪稳了！ „Was Zhang Ye comes!” “是张烨来了！” „Sees substitute Singer is he, my fine hair kondow blasted out!” “看到补位歌手是他,我汗毛孔都炸开了啊！” „It was good, this song had the resonance!” “太牛了,这歌太有共鸣了！” „nice? Pū! How that comedy!” “好听吗？噗！怎么那么搞笑啊！” „Hahahaha, my family listens to this song time smiled to cramp!” “哈哈哈哈,我一家子听这歌的时候都笑抽筋了！” „Sang too well! I do not work overtime!” “唱得太好了！我也不要加班！” „Zhang Ye was compelled really anxiously!” “张烨是真被逼急了啊！” „This song I gave to kneel!” “这歌我给跪了！” „divine song!” “神曲！” „This saves the scene my his mother to give the perfect score!” “这个救场我他妈给满分！” „Liked Zhang Ye!” “太喜欢张烨了！” „This beautiful sound, sang really well!” “这美声,唱得真好啊！” „Ha Ha, this goods also gave to scold his supervised manufacture Hu Fei!” “哈哈,这货把他的监制胡飞也给骂了！” „Pū, key this is the Zhang Ye aspiration, he definitely does not think substitute, finally was given to compel, this had this «So far, the sofa is so far»!” “噗,关键这是张烨的心声啊,他肯定不想补位的,结果被人给逼来了,这才有了这《感觉身体被掏空》啊！” Chief Director! 总导演！ Tellers! 唱票人！ Host! 主持人！ Sur- participating Singer? 外加参赛歌手？ Pū! 噗！ This his mother changed anyone also to pull out spatially! 这他妈换了谁也得被掏空啊！ This is must Zhang Ye dying of exhaustion rhythm! 这是要把张烨给累死的节奏啊！ In the history also never has a person simultaneously to hold a concurrent post of these many roles in grade of program, who he did not pull out to empty that to pull out spatially!?( To be continued.) 8 历史上还从来没有一个人在一档节目里同时兼任这么多角色的,他不被掏空那谁被掏空啊！？(未完待续。)8