IRAS :: Volume #13

#1249: Also was robbed the number!


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In the program group the atmosphere is very strange, all people fell the vision on Zhang Ye, in the vision of everyone was passing a strange and subtle color. 节目组内气氛很是诡异,所有人都把目光落在了张烨身上,每个人的目光中都透着一股怪异和微妙的色彩。 Specialized Singer? 专业歌手 Host license? 还有主持人执照的? This extraordinary, they have really! 这种奇葩,他们真的有啊! Moreover, at present sits in them! 而且,就在他们眼前坐着呢啊! Yes! How they gave to forget him before! 是啊!他们之前怎么把他给忘了啊! Hu Fei spoke finally, Leader Zhang, we meet.” 胡飞终于说话了,“张导,咱们开个会。” Zhang Ye lifts the hand, I do not open, have not thought Brother Hu!” 张烨一抬手,“我可不开,你别想了胡哥!” Brother Hou also anxiously said: Leader Zhang, meets.” 侯哥也巴巴道:“张导,还是开个会吧。” Zhang Ye dumbfounded , what opens to be able, I reach an agreement first, you want to be many, wants to be many, when you really I do have me superhuman? When you really I do have 72 to do several things at the same time I?” 张烨哭笑不得,“开什么会啊,我先说好啊,你们想多了,真的想多了,你们真当我有三头六臂啊我?你们真当我有72分身啊我?” This was not nobody.” Xiao Lu blinks. “这不是没人了嘛。”小吕眨眼。 Zhang Ye said: Our country lacks anything not to be short of manpower.” 张烨道:“咱们国家缺什么也不缺人。” Da Fei said: But is not only specialized Singer also has the Host license, industry in besides you, did not have second probably.” 大飞呃道:“但是既是专业歌手又有主持人执照的,业内好像除了您以外,就没有第二个了啊。” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, is impossible!” 张烨翻白眼,“不可能!” The Hu Fei cough said: Did not have.” 胡飞咳嗽道:“真没有了。” Han Qi nods definite, „, your.” 韩琦确定地点点头,“是的,就您一个。” Waits the younger brother to add: Outside Domestic you are alone one.” 候弟补充道:“国内外您都是独一份。” Zhang Ye: „...” 张烨:“…” Hu Fei walks, Leader Zhang, we chatted.” 胡飞走过来,“张导,咱俩谈谈。” I did not discuss.” Zhang Ye busy [say / way]: This has not resulted in discussed.” “我可不谈啊。”张烨忙道:“这个没得商量。” Hu Fei does intentionally said distressed: Our program has faced such major difficulty, are you cruel enough to have nothing to do with spectator? This is not Leader Zhang that I know.” 胡飞故作痛心道:“咱们节目面临了这么大的困难,你忍心袖手旁观?这可不是我认识的张导。” Zhang Ye has referred to the one's own chest, leaves, this is I who you know, do not suspect.” 张烨指了指自己胸口,“别,这就是你认识的我,别怀疑。” Hu Fei: „...” 胡飞:“…” Han Qi also urged: You go to Leader Zhang, at your level, who several other Singer is your opponent?” 韩琦也劝道:“您就去吧张导,以您的水平,其他几个歌手谁是您的对手啊?” Your younger sister! 你妹! You also thought highly of me! 您也太看得起我了! Everyone is my opponent!” Zhang Ye faints saying: Grandma Zhang, Old Chen, Sister Dong, Old Huang, which isn't Musical World great singing? I come up anything I, from the beginning I reached an agreement, I did not participate absolutely, but not to mention the strength how, I had no way to participate, I came up, if lost, that definitely fell my popularity, I came up, if has won, that definitely fell our program popularity, I was Chief Director, was managing entire 《I Am a Singer》 program matter inside and outside, was I formulates to the voting from the rule, a person of my formulation rule pulled up the sleeve to come up the participation, won me not to beam with joy, the audience must say that had the behind-the-scenes plotting, therefore inside and outside me was not the person, won not the line. Loses is not good, therefore you told me, how did my this come up the participation?” “谁都是我的对手!”张烨晕倒道:“张奶奶,老陈,冬姐儿,老黄,哪个不是乐坛一等一的唱将?我上去什么啊我,一开始我就说好了的,我绝对不参赛,而且不说实力如何,我也没法参赛啊,我上去要是输了,那肯定掉我的人气,我上去要是赢了,那肯定掉咱们节目人气,我可是总导演,管着整个《我是歌手》节目里里外外的事,从规则到投票都是我制定的,我一个制定规则的人撩着袖子上去参赛,赢了我也不露脸啊,观众也得说有黑幕啊,所以我里外都不是人,赢也不行。输也不行,所以你们告诉告诉我,我这怎么上去参赛?” Hu Fei oh said: Walks one step to look at one step, we must rescue the gathering place first.” 胡飞哎呀道:“走一步看一步呗,咱们得先把场子救了啊。” Zhang Ye quick was insane, pats the forehead saying: That line, even if I lag behind the face to come to accompany to run, but my head, two hands, oh, I when Chief Director is managing the program plan, must announce the rank, appropriate Host string field, must arrange the song to train, but must the to go on stage participation.” His staring bead said: Buddy has superhuman is insufficient! Do you want dead of exhaustion me?” 张烨都快疯了,拍着额头道:“那行,就算我拉下脸来上去陪跑,可我就一个脑袋,两只手,噢,我又当总导演管着节目策划,又得宣布排名,又得当主持人串场,又得排歌训练,还得上台参赛。”他瞪着眼珠子道:“哥们儿就是有三头六臂也不够用啊!你们想累死我啊?” Hu Fei smacks the lips saying: Works overtime.” 胡飞咂嘴道:“加加班嘛。” Zhang Ye said: Which this is works overtime, his mother is breaknecks!” 张烨道:“这哪儿是加班啊,这他妈是玩命啊!” Xiao Lu entreated: Teacher Zhang.” 小吕哀求道:“张老师。” Zhang Ye said firmly: I do not go.” 张烨坚决道:“我可不去。” Teacher Zhang.” 张老师。” Leader Zhang.” 张导。” Depends on you.” “就靠您啦。” Does not have others except for you.” “除了您没别人啦。” Leader Zhang.” 张导。” You work overtime.” “您加加班呗。” The people collect, talked. 众人都凑上来,你一言我一语。 Zhang Ye hears to be completely muddled, he has participated in Singing program, that 《King of Mask Singer》 is he hoodwinks the face to be participating, he knows that as a feeling of player, that is almost the tea does not think of the food not to think daily that daily must do with a song, the feeling is not sometimes right must trade the song temporarily, but must arrange the tune, rehearsal and trial sound, participates in the 《King of Mask Singer》 day he not to rest for day to be good to think! 张烨听得晕头转向,他是参加过歌唱节目的,那次《蒙面歌王》就是他蒙着脸参赛的,他知道作为一个选手的感觉,那是几乎天天茶不思饭不想,天天都得和一首歌打交道,有时候感觉不对了还得临时换歌,还得重新编曲、排练、试音,参加《蒙面歌王》的日子他根本就没有睡过一天好觉! Now? 现在呢? Chief Director? 总导演 Master Planning? 总策划 Tellers? 唱票人? Host? 主持人 Participating Singer? 参赛歌手 Does your his mother all make me come? 你们他妈全让我来? Zhang Ye does not comply, and is more annoyed to CCTV Channel 1, clever grass! 张烨死活不答应,并且对央视一套更加恼火,贼草的! ... In the evening. 晚上。 On weibo. 微博上。 Had the positive news, was CCTV Channel 1 reporting!” “有确切消息了,就是央视一套举报的!” Real false?” “真的假的?” I have a schoolmate to go to work in SARFT, mistakenly!” “我有个同学在广电上班,错不了!” „, I know that is they!” “靠,我就知道是他们啊!” That suffices wicked!” “那是够缺德的了!” Yes, the key is the CCTV Channel 1 beginning of this year time, two program used not to have license Host! Their does one's own use on the line? Do others use on the line? What matter did this call? Two sets of standards! Also reported? Taking advantage of the above hand attack dissident? This is Duke private use!” “是啊,关键是央视一套今年年初的时候,也有两个节目是用了没有执照的主持人啊!他们自己用就行?别人用就行?这叫什么事?两套标准啊!还举报?借上面的手打击异己?这是公器私用!” Really exasperating!” “真气人!” ... CCTV Channel 1. 央视一套 Everybody has gotten off work, on the road was still chatting. 大家都下班了,路上还在聊。 Really is we reports?” “真是咱们举报的?” Should be.” “应该是。” Ha Ha, good of reporting.” “哈哈,举报的好。” What to do looks at 《I Am a Singer》 this.” “看《我是歌手》这回怎么办。” You said how many our Viewership Ratings can rise?” “你说咱们收视率能涨多少?” They, if has gotten down, we at least must rise 1%.” “他们要是下去了,咱们至少也得涨1%。” ... At this time, Zhang Ye Weibo shocking four directions! 就在这时候,张烨的一则微薄震惊四方! Zhang Ye Weibo: Informs, because needs to coordinate broadly - electricity - always - bureau reorganization, 《I Am a Singer》 program time will make the adjustment.” 张烨微薄:“通知一下,因为需要配合广-电-总-局整改,《我是歌手》节目时间将作出调整。” Date. 日期。 Broadcasts time. 播出时间 All and 《New Voice》 is exactly the same! 全都和《新声音》一模一样! Industry in immediately cooker! 业内顿时炸锅了! Shit!” 我靠!” „Was Beijing Broadcasting Station insane?” 北京台疯了?” Another time?” “又一个时间了?” Hit! Also hit!” “打起来了!又打起来了!” crap! Beijing Broadcasting Station was too aggressive!” 我了个去北京台太霸气了啊!” This is the counter-attack of Zhang Ye!” “这是张烨的回击啊!” Hahahaha, CCTV lifted must cry!” 哈哈哈哈,央视一抬要哭了!” Just avoid, did Beijing Broadcasting Station pursue?” “刚躲开,北京台就追上来了?” Another side. 另一边。 CCTV Channel 1 also exploded! 央视一套也炸了! Telephones hit! 一个个电话打出去! Hello, leadership?” “喂,领导?” Hurries!” “赶紧回来!” „? Returns?” “啊?回哪儿?” Returns to the unit to return! Immediately!” “回单位啊回哪儿!马上!” The person who many have gotten off work to go home was all called! 好多已经下班回家的人全都被叫回来了! Then, when returns to the people of unit to know that 《I Am a Singer》 must after their time broadcast, on the face of everyone loses color! 然后,当回到单位的众人得知《我是歌手》又要和他们一个时间播出后,每一个人的脸上都面无血色! How possible!” “怎么可能啊!” Zhang Ye this lunatic!” 张烨这个疯子!” He is a lunatic!” “他本来就是疯子啊!” „Can he with our fight in which both sides perish?” “他要跟咱们鱼死网破吗?” They do not continue to attack the Viewership Ratings record? If broadcast with our time, yes, I acknowledged that our losses are definitely bigger, but their whole body will not draw back, they have not hoped to break the Viewership Ratings history again! This basic gain does not equal the loss, people who so long as has the brain will not do! Can Beijing Broadcasting Station allow Zhang Ye such to mess around? They permit, the advertisement business cannot lose!” “他们不是要继续冲击收视率记录的吗?要是跟咱们一个时间播出,是,我承认咱们的损失肯定更大,但他们也不会全身而退的啊,他们也再也没希望打破收视率历史了啊!这根本得不偿失,只要是个有脑子的人都不会这么干啊!北京台能允许张烨这么瞎闹?他们允许,广告商也损失不起啊!” This matter Zhang Ye also really can do!” “这事儿张烨还真干得出来!” Right, his person cannot weigh with the common sense!” “对,他那人不能用常理来衡量!” Ended! This ended thoroughly!” “完了!这回彻底完了!” 《I Am a Singer》 was reorganized, they possibly did not have the means to deal, their this was does not think that we felt better! Simply mutually wounded! Does everybody die together?” 《我是歌手》被整改,他们可能是没办法应对了,他们这是也不想咱们好过啊!干脆两败俱伤!大家一起死?” smelly rogue!” 臭-流-氓!” Zhang Ye is smelly rogue!” 张烨就是个臭-流-氓!” Everyone is panic-stricken! 每个人都惊慌失措! Especially the 《New Voice》 Segment Group person, is about to cry really! 尤其《新声音》栏目组的人,是真的快哭了! Here we go again! 又来了! Zhang Ye this nightmare must come! 张烨这个噩梦又要来了! When are not many, CCTV Channel 1 several key leaders also hurried, immediately held an emergency meeting. 不多时,央视一套的几个主要领导也慌忙回来了,马上召开了一个紧急会议。 Jiang Yuan. 江源 Jiang Naixiong. 江乃熊。 Several Director scolded the dog Zhang Ye in the conference, they with Zhang Ye were very familiar, before Zhang Ye, treated in CCTV Channel 1 has been very long, such long time, this male servant bastard, had not changed unexpectedly! 几个总监在会议上把张烨骂成了狗,他们跟张烨是很熟悉的,张烨以前就在央视一套待过很久,这么长时间了,这厮居然还是那么混蛋,没变样啊! The key leader of 《New Voice》 program group also looks distressed, after the meeting, they have immediately carried out the instruction of leadership, immediately arranges the new phase of record work, the beforehand method is not definitely good, they need to change, needs the impulse, this can greet the Zhang Ye anger, this is insufficient in this issue of dying is too ugly, while convenient, they were also completing the second change to broadcast the plan of time. But this is not good to operate, previous time changed time is in stage has spent the product of very big strength communication with above, this time changed time again? This was too troublesome, requests authorization is not quite easy to pass, cannot anything be their! 《新声音》节目组的主要领导也一个个愁眉苦脸,会后,他们立即执行了领导的指示,马上重新安排新一期的录制工作,以前的方法肯定不行了,他们需要变化,需要有冲击力,这样才能迎接张烨的怒火,这样才不至于在这一期死的太难看,顺带着,他们也都做好了第二次更改播出时间的打算。但这个并不好操作,上一次更改时间已经是台里面跟上面花了很大力气沟通的产物,这次再更改时间?这就太麻烦了,报批也不太容易通过啊,不能什么都是他们的啊! However the official site has hit the foreshadowing. 不过官网还是打了伏笔。 《New Voice》 Weibo quick outgoing message: Because of the technique reason, 《New Voice》 does not remove changes program to broadcast that recently the time possibility, asking everybody to pay attention the official site the newest trend.” 《新声音》微薄很快发文:“因为技术原因,《新声音》不排除近期内更改节目播出时间的可能,请大家留意官网的最新动态。” The netizens are stunned. 网友愕然。 !” “噗!” Changes time?” “又改时间?” Also changes?” “还改啊?” 《New Voice》 instigated!” 《新声音》又怂了啊!” CCTV Channel 1 is in great confusion! 央视一套乱成一团! Telephone! 打电话! Working overtime! 加班! Meet! 开会! Discussed the plan! 商讨方案! Industry in also shocks in Beijing Broadcasting Station this decision! 业内也都震惊于北京台这个决定! However, the development of matter is actually nobody can think! 然而,事情的发展却是没有人能想到的! In Zhang Ye sends out one hour after weibo, when CCTV Channel 1 randomly becomes pot gruel even some people followed to speak face-to-face the second change broadcasts time, Zhang Ye this is pushed up hotly searches for the Weibo of list and weibo home page, suddenly was erased by him. 就在张烨发出微博后的一个小时,就在央视一套都乱成一锅粥甚至已经有人去跟上面谈第二次更改播出时间的时候,张烨这个已经被推上热搜榜和微博首页的微薄,忽然被他删掉了。 Has sent then one. 然后又发了一个。 Zhang Ye Weibo: „, Was robbed the number, program broadcasts time to be invariable, everybody do not believe the rumor, must have the one's own judgment, changes program to broadcast that time is a very complex matter, must report in stage, reported SARFT, set up a file after the authorization can be effective, how possibly to suddenly change.” 张烨微薄:“啊,被盗号了,节目播出时间不变,大家别听信谣言啊,要有自己的判断力,更改节目播出时间是一件很复杂的事,要上报台里,上报广电,经批准备案后才能有效,怎么可能说改就改啊。” Robs the number? 盗号? Rumor? 谣言? The common people looked silly! 老百姓看傻了! Industry in looked silly! 业内看傻了! CCTV Channel 1 looked silly! 央视一套看傻了! Some CCTV people are not willing to believe that immediately calls a SARFT friend. 央视有人不肯相信,马上打电话给广电一个朋友。 Hello, Old Xu!” “喂,老徐!” How?” “怎么了?” „Hasn't 《I Am a Singer》 changed time?” 《我是歌手》没改时间?” What time changes?” “改什么时间?” „Haven't they requested authorization?” “他们没报批?” Report what batch? What did you say?” “报什么批?你说什么呢?” I... %%¥##!!!” “我…%%¥##!!!” The matter was very clear! 事情已经很明白了! The CCTV Channel 1 person nearly scolded the ancestor at this moment! 央视一套的人此刻都险些骂祖宗! Zhang Ye! 张烨 Fuck - you - big - master! 我-草-你-大-爷! Your his mother too wicked you! 你他妈太缺德了你! After the netizens know the truth, nearly smiles the cramp! 网友们知道真相后,也都险些笑抽筋! Whoops Fuck!” “哎呦我草!” Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈哈!” „It is not good, tears smiled!” “不行了,眼泪都笑出来了!” Zhang Ye this pit goods!” 张烨这坑货!” This his real grandson!” “这丫真孙子啊!” Robs number your younger sister! stupid cunt believes you!” “盗号你妹啊!傻-逼才信你啊!” „The 《New Voice》 program group this lost face to lose in a big way!” 《新声音》节目组这回丢脸丢大了!” Yes, heard that all went back to work overtime, was critical situation, but also related above hurriedly requests authorization to change time, finally gathered is being Zhang Ye jokes!” “是啊,听说全都回去加班了,一个个如临大敌,还急急忙忙联系上面报批要改时间,结果合着是张烨逗闷子的啊!” Zhang Ye this move of too wicked! Also was too attractive!” 张烨这招太缺德了!也太漂亮了!” Yes, deals with this person, must give them to select the grandson!” “是啊,对付这种人,就得给他们来点孙子的!” This move can also use on Zhang Ye, if others use, must be scolded, but must offend the entire field, but Zhang Ye is all right, because everyone knows that this goods were this person! Moreover he did not have the person who can offend again, this offending early offended!” “这种招数也就张烨用得出来,要是别人来用,肯定得被人骂死,还得得罪整个业界,但张烨没事,因为谁都知道这货就是这种人了!而且他也没有再能得罪的人了,该得罪的早都得罪遍了!” I and wives smiled to hoodwink!” “我和媳妇儿都笑蒙了!” This joking!” “这逗比!” Entertainment Circle, if were short of him not to have the meaning really!” 娱乐圈要是少了他还真没意思!” Key male servant returns a thief crying " stop thief " finally, making them not believe the rumor, told everybody to have the one's own judgment, whoops my Teacher Zhang, can you be not so funny?” “关键这厮最后还贼喊捉贼,让他们别信谣言,告诉大家要有自己的判断力,哎呦我的张老师,您能不这么逗吗?” A many netizens piece applauds! 不少网友们一片叫好! Industry in many people are also dumbfounded , was mad happily! 业内很多人也是哭笑不得,都被气乐了! This extraordinary! 这个奇葩 This joking! 这个逗比 This class - bum! 这个流-氓! The hand grasps the livelihood to pick the stars! 手握日月摘星辰! In world does not have person so again!( To be continued.) 世间再无这般人!(未完待续。)
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