The netizens smile the urine! 网友笑尿！ On weibo steps on shouts! 微博上一阵踩呼！ „This Zhang Ye!” “这个张烨！” „Such big situation also cracks a joke!” “这么大的场合还开玩笑啊！” „Puff, his how such joking!” “噗,他怎么这么逗比啊！” „Hahahahaha, the vigor that likes this not being concerned about face!” “哈哈哈哈哈,就喜欢他这不要脸的劲儿！” „Was whoops happy I!” “哎呦乐死我了！” „Teacher Zhang is extraordinary!” “张老师就是个奇葩啊！” „Yes, has changed others, this situation who can not cautiously? Who do't can anxious discrete? He may be booing, dares to idle before entire world interface - compels - egg - pulls, after this is not Man-Machine War , the original words of reporter release conference! Didn't this speak the Go words? He does not fear others international Mathematics pissed off, his status cancelling! I am listening fearful and apprehensive! Also obtains this matter on Zhang Ye dry!” “是啊,换了别人,这种场合谁不得小心翼翼的啊？谁不得紧张谨慎啊？他可倒好,在全世界面前还敢闲-逼-蛋-扯,这不就是人机大战后记者发布会的原话么！这不是说围棋界的话吗？他也不怕人家国际数学界一个生气,把他的名分给取消喽！我听着都心惊肉跳啊！也就张烨干得出这种事儿！” „Hi, big matter!” “嗨,多大点儿事儿啊！” „Matter Zhang Ye that exaggerates also has to do!” “更夸张的事张烨也不是没干过！” „Ha Ha, he is this style, I was used to it!” “哈哈,他就是这风格,我都习惯了！” „Teacher Zhang, if enforces daily properly, that does not have the meaning!” “张老师要是天天都严肃正经,那就没意思啦！” „Likes him!” “喜欢他！” „Teacher Zhang wins for the motherland! This small matter do not haggle over!” “张老师为国争光啦！这点小事儿就不要计较啦！” „Before which live broadcast hadn't Zhang Ye done to select the Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering important matter? Which time hasn't cursed at people? This others have not written including the poem, has not scolded including the person, is content, present Teacher Zhang was more law-abiding!” “以前哪一次直播张烨没搞出点惊天动地的大事啊？哪次没骂人啊？这回人家连诗都没写,连人都没骂,知足吧,现在的张老师已经安分很多啦！” „Puff, the words in building I am unable to refute unexpectedly!” “噗,楼上的话我竟无法反驳！” Said anything has, overall, everybody is acceptable. If there is changed other Celebrity or other Mathematics workers came such one, definitely the person scolded, definitely countless people questioned, however does this set of person now is Zhang Ye, the people actually discovered that they have been used to it unexpectedly, moreover unexpectedly was not surprised, fainting of fainting, spitting blood of spitting blood, later also provoked laughter. 说什么的都有,总体而言,大家还是可以接受的。如果换了一个其他明星或者其他数学工作者来了这么一出,肯定得人骂死了,肯定无数人质疑,然而现在搞出这一套的人是张烨,众人却发现他们居然已经习惯了,而且居然一点也不惊奇,晕倒的晕倒,吐血的吐血,之后也都被逗笑了。 A half hour. 半小时。 One hour. 一小时。 Press conference live broadcast finished. 新闻发布会直播结束了。 The release conference live broadcast nation, in the meantime, quick will also pass to Asia and international field of vision! 发布会直播全国,同时,很快也会传到亚洲和国际视野！ Dell's Theorem confirmed that had untied by Republican country Mathematician(s), this type of flash news, internationally must report, but looked at the effort of various countries' report! 戴尔猜想确认被共和国数学家解开了,这种大新闻,国际上不可能不报,只是看各国报导的力度了！ Breaking up. 散会。 Xin Ya seizes Zhang Ye, roll one's eyes said: „Your that blurts out can a little a gate?” 辛雅一把揪住张烨,翻白眼道:“你那破嘴能不能有点把门的呀？” Zhang Ye stares, „? How?” 张烨一愣,“啊？咋了？” Pan Dean has also come up, „how you said!” 潘院长也上来了,“你说咋了啊！” Wang Yiming dumbfounded , „we took you really!” 汪一鸣哭笑不得,“我们是真服了你了！” „I how?” Zhang Ye is perplexed. “我怎么了？”张烨不明所以。 Xin Ya stares saying: „You had not discovered that you replied that first reporter issue time, that does that said send the expression to be a little familiar-sounding??” 辛雅瞪眼道:“你没发现你回答那第一个记者问题的时候,说的那一段发言词有点耳熟吗？啊？” Zhang Ye one wants also to really be, „right, is a little familiar-sounding!” 张烨一想还真是,“对对,是有点耳熟！” The Han Henian forced smile, reminded: „Yesterday's Go release conference......” 韩何年苦笑,提醒道:“昨天的围棋发布会……” Zhang Ye then suddenly tasted, pats the brain way: „Oh, this I had used yesterday probably, hey I said that familiar-sounding, I said how more to say more is suitable!” He is really not intentionally, this male servant recent matter are too many, all rushed to one, every day some innumerable reporters inquired, sometimes the innumerable interviews, he forgot one's own to say anything, „, my this was the honored person forgets the matter!” 张烨这才猛然间回过味来,一拍脑门道:“哎呀,这段我昨天好像用过,嘿我就说耳熟呢啊,我就说怎么越说越顺呢啊！”他真不是故意的,这厮最近事情太多,全都赶到一块了,每天都有无数记者提问啊,无数采访啊,他有时候都忘了自己说过什么了,“唉,我这是贵人多忘事啊！” „Puff!” “噗！” „Where has one's own to call the one's own honored person?” “哪儿有自己叫自己贵人的？” „Ok, live broadcast exited in any case, okay.” “算了,反正已经直播出去了,就这么着吧。” „Um, your reputation was early notorious, everybody is not serious.” “嗯,你名声早臭了,大家也都不当回事了。” Numerous Domestic Mathematician(s) talked. 众多国内的数学家们都你一言我一语。 The Zhang Ye hear, „was my reputation notorious? The reporter asked that I am Hero, I cannot say that is I am my I am Hero you hurries to give Hero to knock one?” 张烨听不下去了,诶诶诶了一声,“我名声怎么臭了？那记者问我是不是英雄,我总不能说是我是我我就是英雄你赶紧给英雄磕一个吧？” The people were mad happily! 众人都被气乐了！ Who knocks one to you! 谁给你磕一个啊！ Pan Dean said with a smile: „Was good, you also left poor Professor Zhang, my this also a little proper business looked for you.” 潘院长笑道:“行了,你也别贫了张教授,我这还有点正事找你呢。” „What matter?” Zhang Ye asked. “什么事？”张烨问。 Pan Dean laughs, „naturally is the huge good deed!” 潘院长哈哈一笑,“自然是天大的好事！” The Zhang Ye nod said: „Good deed I like listening.” 张烨点头道:“好事我爱听啊。” Pan Dean said: „Ok, you follow me.” 潘院长道:“行,那你跟我走。” Other people have dispersed, the leadership of Pan Dean and several Peking University Mathematics departments is, enters one not to know that was whose office, Pan Yang looked from the drawer, has put out a thing, gave Zhang Ye, said with a smile: „You have a look.” 其他人散了,潘院长和几个北大数学系的领导去了系里,走进一间也不知是谁的办公室,潘杨从抽屉里找了找,拿出了一份东西,递给张烨,微笑道:“你看看。” Zhang Ye looks, had a scare, „raises the standard professor?” 张烨一瞧,也是吓了一跳,“提格教授？” Pan Dean um, „right.” 潘院长嗯了一声,“没错。” This professor is not the beforehand professor! 这个教授可不是以前的教授！ Before Zhang Ye was Associate Professor of Peking University Mathematics department, however this applied, those who suggested promotion Zhang Ye was worthy of the reputation Mathematics is the ordinary professor, this difference was too far, the treatment and qualifications, industry in the status, cannot place on a par, moreover this was the ordinary professors of Peking University Mathematics department, how many ordinary professors did the entire Mathematics academy of science have? Almost cannot see under 45 years old! 以前张烨是北大数学系的副教授,然而这份申请上,建议升格张烨的是名副其实的数学系正教授,一正一副,这差的太远了,无论是待遇、资历、还是业内地位,都不能相提并论,而且这可是北大数学系的正教授啊,整个数学科学院有几个正教授？45岁以下的几乎看不见！ Zhang Ye is somewhat embarrassed, „, appropriate this?” 张烨有些不好意思,“嘿,合适吗这？” Pan Dean said: „You think the line, my report comes up, approves is uncertain, after this is also our Mathematics academy of science meets, unanimously decides.” 潘院长道:“你觉得行,我就报上去,批不批还不一定呢,这也是我们数学科学院开会后一致决定的。” Zhang Ye ridicules saying: „I that Associate Professor was made an exception before? Then has worked as for one year, raises the ordinary professor again? Can others gossip? Do I 25, which university you see to have 25-year-old Associate Professor? Let alone was the ordinary professor, was the Peking University ordinary professor?” 张烨讪笑道:“我之前那副教授就是破格的吧？这才当了一年,再提正教授？别人会不会说闲话呀？我才25,您见哪个大学有25岁的副教授？何况是正教授了,还是北大正教授？” Pan Dean, „you, if thinks improper, that.” 潘院长哦了一声,“你要是觉得不妥,那就算了。” „No! Don't!” Zhang Ye was anxious, „did Old Pan your this application take you also to feel all right to receive? Raises, must raise! Did I also shyly gossip? If I care about others idle talk, these years I early died 200 chapters!” This actually truth. “别啊！别介啊！”张烨急了,“老潘你这申请都拿出来了你还好意思收回去啊？提,必须提！我还怕人说闲话啊？我要是在乎人家闲话,这些年我早死200回了！”这句倒是实话。 Old Pan? 老潘？ Pan Dean roll one's eyes! 潘院长翻白眼！ Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „That decided!” 张烨乐道:“那就定了啊！” Pan Dean said: „Above must look agrees.” 潘院长道:“得看上面同不同意呢。” „Your face is so big, can the school leader not agree?” Zhang Ye thought that Old Pan very upholds justice, has the good matter to think really he, this ordinary professor title really may be more solid than anything, is effective compared with anything! “你面子这么大,校领导能不同意吗？”张烨觉得老潘挺仗义,有好事儿真想着他呀,这实打实的正教授头衔可比什么都实在,比什么都管用！ ...... …… In the afternoon. 下午。 Parent's house. 父母家。 He comes back, Mother seizes him to scold! 他一回来,老妈就逮住他一个劲数落！ Mother wishes one could to clutch his ear, „such big situation, aren't you distracted you? Can the words expressing feelings copy? Do you want to irritate me?” 老妈恨不得揪起他耳朵,“这么大的场合,你怎么那么不走心啊你？感言都能抄一遍？你想气死我啊？” The Zhang Ye perspiration said: „I did not forget.” 张烨汗道:“我不是忘了么。” Mother is pointing at the direction of computer, „you have a look at others online, stepped on to shout you, several experts scolded you, said that you were not positive to the academic manner, said you deceived the matter!” 老妈指着电脑的方向,“你看看人家网上,都把你踩呼死了,好几个专家骂你呢,说你对学术态度不正,说你糊弄事儿！” Zhang Ye shrugs with a smile, „my personal enemy that many, 180 have not scolded every day my, I must think that Sun was hits the west side to come out, they are willing to scold to make them scold, managed them to do? Right mother, father.” Looks to parents, he announced: „That side Peking University must raise me to be the ordinary professor!” 张烨笑着一耸肩,“我仇家那么多,每天没180个骂我的,我都得觉得太阳是打西边出来了,他们愿意骂就让他们骂去呗,管他们干什么？对了妈,爸。”看向父母,他宣布道:“北大那边要提我做正教授了！” This saying, parents has called out in alarm one! 这话一出,父母都惊呼了一声！ Father said excitedly: „Decided?” 老爸激动道:“定了吗？” Mother is dumbfounded, „real false?” 老妈目瞪口呆,“真的假的？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Really, but has not decided that should not have the issue.” 张烨笑道:“真的,不过还没定,应该没问题吧。” Mother urgently said: „Do not should! Big has such matter, confirmed? Do not harm the You and Me father to be in vain happy!” 老妈急道:“你别应该啊！这么大的事情,到底确认没确认啊？你别害我和你爸白高兴一场！” „** Does not leave ten.” Zhang Ye said. “**不离十。”张烨说道。 Mother is delighted immediately, „good! Good! Good! I caught up to follow close on your Grandfather Grandma to say one!” Was saying ran that side plane, picked up the phone to hit, „fed, mother...... Oh...... Watched the television? Yes, that suspicion has explained that Little Ye now was international top Mathematician(s)...... Also, you told my father and family member, Little Ye must raise the Peking University ordinary professor immediately...... Real, I deceive you to do!” 老妈顿时眉飞色舞,“好！好！太好了！我赶紧跟你姥爷姥姥说一声！”说着就跑去了座机那边,拿起电话打过去,“喂,妈……嗳……看电视了吧？是的,那猜想已经破解了,小烨现在是国际顶尖数学家了……还有,你跟我爸和家里人说一下,小烨马上要提北大正教授了……真的啊,我骗您干嘛！” On the media, the hearsay also passed on! 媒体上,小道消息也已经传出来了！ Domestic, the wall that has not ventilated, is linked together, the interpersonal relationship is complex, always some well-informed public figures! 在国内这边,是没有不透风的墙的,环环相扣,人际关系复杂,总有一些消息灵通的人士！ Until 5 : 00 pm! 直到下午五点！ The Peking University aspect announced finally to the outside: Entrusts with the Zhang Ye Peking University Mathematics scientific institute ordinary professor title! 北大方面终于对外宣布:赋予张烨北大数学科学学院正教授职称！ Moreover those who let all people to think, this has not calculated! 而且让所有人都没能想到的是,这还不算完！ Peking University: Entrusts with the Zhang Ye Peking University Chinese department Associate Professor title! 北大:赋予张烨北大中文系副教授职称！ Mixed for two years in the Chinese department, did the lecturer qualifications also turn into Associate Professor? 在中文系混了两年,讲师资格也变成副教授了？ Is Mathematics an ordinary professor? 数学系正教授？ Chinese department Associate Professor? 中文系副教授？ Is Peking University only one pair a professor??( To be continued.) 北大唯一的一个双系教授？？(未完待续。)