IRAS :: Volume #11

#1069: Was taken to the threshing ground to Clown


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Before the television. 电视前。 The innumerable eyes are staring at Beijing Satellite TV. 无数双眼睛都盯着京城卫视 Extraordinary King first, Red Sunset second, Spinach third!” 奇葩大王第一,夕阳红第二,菠菜第三了!” Was too intense!” “太激烈了啊!” „Did Extraordinary King sing to have? Was the number of votes too high?” 奇葩大王唱得有那么好吗?票数太高了吧?” Who made others say that must donate money!” “谁让人家说要捐款的!” „Is this garnering votes method a little false?” “这拉票手段有点假啊?” Yes, was too false, may some people show respect for somebody's ability!” “是啊,太假了,可还是有人买账啊!” Does not like Extraordinary King this garnering votes way, by the song words, Liao Yiqi( Spinach) should only first! Otherwise is also Red Sunset!” “不喜欢奇葩大王这种拉票方式,单论歌曲的话,廖亦奇(菠菜)应该第一的!不然也是夕阳红!” The sensible people have. 明白人有很多。 But the silly person are obviously more. 但糊涂的人显然更多。 Some people did not visit you to make anything, only look at you to say anything, you said well, said attractively, said give an exaggerated account of things, others thought hello. Moreover the Extraordinary King clothing was too truly magnificent and expensive, the honored guest who invited was also B-list big, in addition the manifesto of that charity donation, obtained this number of votes as if is also the matter in reason, as for what kind of that his song sang, perhaps has not related. 有人并不看你做了什么,只看你说了什么,你说得好,说得漂亮,说得天花乱坠,人家就觉得你好。而且奇葩大王的服装确实太华贵了,请来的嘉宾也是二线的大咖,加之那慈善捐款的宣言,得到这个票数似乎也是情理之中的事,至于他歌曲唱的怎么样,或许已经没有关系了。 After next Singer comes out, many talented people know that the original mountain also has mountain tall! 然而当下一个歌手出来后,很多人才知道,原来一山还有一山高! ...... …… What below enters the stage is Era! 下面出场的是时光 Famous southern Min dialect Singer Zhao Qiquan! 著名闽南语歌手赵启全 What Era sang was a one's own southern Min dialect song, but was actually changed the lyrics by him, his part was the southern Min dialect, but another part to singing was actually the national language! His partner art or technique of singing is not very good, perhaps not specially is possibly specialized, can only say reluctantly does not or get out of tune, sound good, the voice is also good, but wants many good of traditional entertainment involving talking and singing, that is far, comes individual casually possibly compared with the specialty that he sang. 时光唱的是自己的一首闽南语歌曲,可是却被他改了歌词,他的那一部分是闽南语,但另一部分对唱的却是国语!他的搭档唱功并不是很好,或许可能都不算特别专业,勉强只能说不走调,音准不错,嗓音也还行,但真要说唱的多好,那根本谈不上,随便来个人可能都比他唱的专业。 From the beginning the audience somewhat is disappointed. 一开始观众还有些失望。 In song final, this gang sang the honored guest to open the mask! 在歌曲的最后,这个帮唱嘉宾才一把揭开了面具! Then, the audience was excited to stand immediately! 然后,观众登时兴奋得站了起来! Shit!” 我靠!” Jiang Hanwei!” 蒋汉威!” Is Jiang Hanwei!” “是蒋汉威啊!” „Was Old Jiang invited?” 老蒋被请来了?” „, Personal connection of Era in the circle is also very broad!” “也是啊,时光在圈子里人脉很广的!” „Did Old Jiang come?” 老蒋都来了?” Fuck, has A-list superstar to harness really!” 我草,真有一线巨星驾到啊!” Yes, listened to person to say before that I also think is the rumor!” “是啊,之前听人说,我还以为是谣言呢啊!” „The «King of Mask Singer» stage came A-list Star finally!” 《蒙面歌王》舞台终于来了个一线明星啊!” „It was good!” “太牛了!” Old Jiang sang well!” 老蒋唱歌不错啊!” Jiang Hanwei! 蒋汉威 Famous Martial Arts superstar! 著名武打巨星 The Martial Arts movie first person! 武打电影第一人! Republican country famous A-list superstar! 共和国大名鼎鼎的一线巨星 Jiang Hanwei has also sung the theme song for his one's own movie, but he does not take the Singer route, is a guest performer or the side occupation, therefore specialty affirms to be worse, but cannot support others popularity to be high, even others possibly do not need to sing, comes out face dew, the number of votes had! Zhao Qiquan this influence, his popularity not specially is not high, is Jiang Hanwei is different, this is really genuine A-list superstar, moreover is not in A-list ranks after! 蒋汉威也为他自己的电影唱过主题曲,不过他并不是走歌手路线的,就是个客串或者副业,所以专业度肯定差一些,但架不住人家人气高啊,甚至人家可能都不用唱歌,把脸一露出来,票数就有了!赵启全没这个影响力,他的人气并不算特别高,可是蒋汉威就不一样了,这真的是个货真价实一线巨星,而且还不是一线里排名靠后的! Voting!” “投票!” Did not need to think, threw Era!” “不用想了,投时光!” I am the Old Jiang hardcore movie fan!” “我是老蒋铁杆影迷啊!” Old Jiang definitely was in this honored guest most famous!” 老蒋肯定是这次嘉宾里名气最大的了!” Sang. 唱完。 Dong Shanshan to go on stage, has not thought that Teacher Jiang will come.” 董杉杉上台,“没想到蒋老师会来。” Jiang Hanwei laughs, pats the shoulder of Zhao Qiquan, old friend invited, definitely helped, everybody remembers that voted to Old Zhao, wanted many throwing, if Old Zhao took total Singer King today, I can comply with an everybody matter, exposed the Old Zhao wife!” 蒋汉威哈哈一笑,一拍赵启全的肩膀,“老朋友邀请,肯定得来帮忙,大家记得给老赵投票,一定要多多的投,如果老赵今天拿了总歌王,我可以答应大家一件事,把老赵的妻子曝光出来!” Can the Era forced smile, be so ruthless?” 时光苦笑,“要不要这么狠?” Dong Shanshan is surprised: „Did Teacher Zhao marry?” 董杉杉惊讶:“赵老师结婚了?” Era coughs, „.” 时光咳嗽一声,“嗯。” Audience before audience or the television, one in an uproar! 无论是现场观众还是电视机前的观众,都一片哗然! What?” “什么?” „Wasn't Old Zhao just divorced the year before last?” 老赵不是前年刚离婚吗?” Tied?” “又结了?” ` Who? ” ‘谁啊?” How doesn't a news have?” “怎么一点消息也没有啊?” Shit, why does the paparazzi team eat?” 我靠,狗仔队干什么吃的?” Hurried saying that Old Zhao wife who?” “赶紧说啊,老赵媳妇谁啊?” Jiang Hanwei had supplemented suddenly, „, I can disclose first, the Old Zhao wife is also Celebrity, you definitely know!” 蒋汉威忽然补充了一句,“哈哈,我可以先透露一下,老赵的媳妇儿也是个明星,你们肯定都知道!” All of a sudden, the appetite was adjusted the peak! 一下子,胃口又被调到了最高点! Jiang Hanwei said with a smile: I complied for Old Zhao, so long as his total Singer King, exposure! Ok Old Zhao?” 蒋汉威笑道:“我替老赵答应了,只要他那总歌王,就曝光!行吗老赵?” But Era said with a smile: Ok, has feared you.” 时光无奈笑道:“行,怕了你了。” The media of scene are also full of energy! 现场的媒体也精神抖擞起来! Jiang Hanwei said loudly: Hurried to vote, asks everybody!” 蒋汉威大声道:“赶紧投票,拜托大家了!” Era also slightly bows, left office with Old Jiang. 时光也微微鞠躬,和老蒋一起下了台。 The scene was shouting unceasingly. 现场不断喊着。 Jiang Hanwei!” 蒋汉威!” Jiang Hanwei!” 蒋汉威!” Jiang Hanwei!” 蒋汉威!” Few shouted that Era name, to Jiang Hanwei, presents nobody not to watch the Jiang Hanwei movie, is his movie fan! 没有几个去喊时光的名字,全都是冲着蒋汉威的,在场没有人没看过蒋汉威的电影,都是他的影迷! time, the audiences before television went into action! 时间,电视机前的观众都行动起来了! 500,000! 500000! 1 million! 1000000! 2 million! 2000000! 3 million! 3000000! The Era number of votes really had 3 million! 时光的票数竟然有了3000000! Was first! 稳居第一! Lead! 遥遥领先! Zhang Xia said with a smile: This Old Jiang, will also garner votes.” 张霞笑道:“这老蒋,还真会拉票。” Amy sat, first?” amy已经坐回来了,“第一了啊?” Wang Zhuishu about looks suddenly, „, Old Chen?” 王追书忽然左右一看,“诶,老陈呢?” Does not know that a moment ago also.” Chen Yidong also confuses said. “不知道啊,刚才还在呢。”陈忆东也迷惑道。 Then the next minute, they astonished saw a familiar form in the stage, with sat in their Chen Guang a moment ago wears exactly the same clothes, the only difference is, at this moment has worn a mask! 然后下一分钟,他们就惊愕地在舞台上看到了一个熟悉的身影,跟刚才坐在他们身旁的陈光穿着一模一样的衣服,唯一的区别是,此刻戴了一个面具! The next group entered the stage! 下一组出场了! Is Petal Rain and base and low light! 是“花瓣雨”和“卑微的光”! Petal Rain sang: Why you, have not left.” 花瓣雨唱道:“你为什么,还不离开。” The base and low light visits her, I must here, accompany you to look at the sea.” 卑微的光看着她,“我要在这里,陪你看海。” This is Chen Guang and a Fan Wenli song! 这是陈光范文丽的一首歌! The first edition is a program that they sing in a chorus! 原版就是他们俩合唱的一首曲目! Hence, even if did not need to uncover the surface, the audience also knows! 至此,就算是不用揭面,观众也都知道了! Petal Rain is Fan Wenli! 花瓣雨范文丽 The base and low light is Chen Guang! 卑微的光是陈光 I early guessed correctly that was Old Fan!” “我早猜到是老范了啊!” Really is she!” “真是她啊!” Likes her! Liked!” “喜欢她!太喜欢了!” I guessed correctly that was she!” “我就猜到是她了!” Hahahaha, Old Chen is an honored guest!” 哈哈哈哈,老陈是嘉宾啊!” This family-run shop opens, selects to praise!” “这夫妻店开的,点赞啊!” Sang too well!” “唱得太好了!” Old Chen formidable might, Old Fan formidable might!” 老陈威武,老范威武!” These two song world top big gather together, is the husband and wife, but also is so tacit, this combination takes a broad view at the entire stage, who is competent besides Clown?” “这俩歌坛顶尖大咖聚在一起了,还是夫妻,还这么默契,这个组合放眼整个舞台,除了小丑还有谁能干的过?” Clown not necessarily won!” 小丑也不一定赢得了啊!” Right, gang that Clown invited sang the honored guest probably is a new person.” “对,小丑请的帮唱嘉宾好像是新人。” Sang! 唱完了! The audience stand up, sends to the applause! 全场起立,送去掌声! Dong Shanshan smiles to go on stage, „the original Petal Rain true body is Fan Wenli Teacher! I said how to sing such well, I am your fans.” 董杉杉笑着上台,“原来花瓣雨的真身是范文丽老师!我就说怎么会唱得这么好,我可是你粉丝。” Fan Wenli said with a smile: Thanks Shanshan.” 范文丽笑道:“谢谢杉杉。” Dong Shanshan looks to Chen Guang, „before Teacher Chen, has guessed comments the honored guest of group, the Program group has invited probably also you, why hasn't participated?” 董杉杉看向陈光,“陈老师之前一直是猜评团的嘉宾,节目组好像也邀请过你,为什么没有参赛?” Chen Guang he he smiles, „before me, was considering that has thought must come, but my wife one day told me suddenly, she must participate in «King of Mask Singer», must challenge one's own, I think that I do not join in the fun, I feared both of us, if a stage I lost to her, that lost face.” 陈光呵呵一笑,“我之前在考虑,想过要来的,不过我老婆突然有一天告诉我,她要参加《蒙面歌王》,要挑战一下自己,我一想,我就别凑热闹了,我真怕我俩如果一个舞台我输给她,那多丢面子呀。” The audiences provoked laughter! 观众被逗笑了! Chatted several, has not actually garnered votes. 闲聊了几句,却并没有拉票。 Chen Guang and Fan Wenli are this disposition, you must make them shout in front of the television really votes to me quickly, they cannot shout. 陈光范文丽一直都是这种性格,你要真让他们俩在电视机前喊着“快给我投票”,他俩也喊不出来。 Looked at the number of votes, Zhang Ye knits the brows once again. 一看票数,张烨又一次皱眉了。 First was still Era, now already 3.8 million tickets. 第一仍然是时光,现在已经3800000票了。 Second is Extraordinary King, 3 million tickets. 第二是奇葩大王,3000000票。 Third turned into Petal Rain, 2.9 million tickets. 第三已经变成了花瓣雨,2900000票。 The audiences are also stunned. 观众也错愕不已。 How can like this?” “怎么会这样?” Third?” “才第三吗?” Old Chen Old Fan sang good!” 老陈老范唱的多好啊!” Yes, this should be today sings a best song, next is Spinach, can Petal Rain third? Is Spinach last?” “是啊,这应该是今天唱得最好的一首歌了,其次是菠菜,可怎么花瓣雨才第三?菠菜是最后一名?” Because hasn't garnered votes?” “就因为没拉票吗?” Should not.” “不应该的啊。” I have not voted to Petal Rain, because early knows that she was Fan Wenli, guessed correctly that Chen Guang will come, when the gang sang the honored guest, not having what anticipation to feel!” “我也没给花瓣雨投票,因为早都知道她是范文丽了,也猜到陈光会来当帮唱嘉宾,没有什么期待感了!” Right, Era laughs uproariously in a big way, who is his wife?” “对,还是时光噱头大,他媳妇到底是谁啊?” Era and Extraordinary King honored guest, is everybody has not guessed correctly!” 时光奇葩大王的嘉宾,都是大家没猜到的!” „Before Petal Rain several people, attention was too high, the curiosity did not have.” 花瓣雨几个人之前关注度太高了,新鲜感已经没了。” But Petal Rain sang well!” “可花瓣雨唱得好啊!” Others are the charity donation, must expose the affection, invited was also big, but also spare no effort garnered votes, Petal Rain and did Spinach compare? This number of votes is very normal, the words that wants to pursue, second round also has the opportunity, second round was the Singer solo!” “人家又是慈善捐款,又是要曝光恋情的,请来的还都是大咖,还都不遗余力地拉票,花瓣雨菠菜怎么比?这个票数很正常,真想追的话,第二轮还有机会的,第二轮就是歌手独唱了!” Hoping Petal Rain can overtake, I thought that she is the chief champion!” “但愿花瓣雨能追上吧,我觉得她才是总冠军!” This number of votes, many people are quite surprised. 这个票数,很多人都比较惊奇。 Including Zhang Ye, he some were not happy. 包括张烨,他已经有些不高兴了。 Really if Petal Rain and Spinach sang was not good, that, but the issue was quite splendid, looking from the specialized angle that they sang, is today displays best two groups of Singer, therefore their ranks unexpectedly not before, this kept Zhang Ye from accepting! 若是花瓣雨菠菜真唱的不好,那也就算了,可是问题是她们俩唱的相当出色,从专业角度看,是今天发挥最好的两组歌手,所以她们俩的排名居然没有靠前,这让张烨无法接受! To him! 到他了! This his go on stage! 该他登场了! ...... …… A while also has the renewal, made up yesterday. First pushes a book. 一会儿还有更新,补昨天的。先推一本书。 «Cultivates true virtue Big Idler». 《修真大闲人》。 Authors: Steals the thing pear. 作者:偷东西的梨。 My intent ramble is merry, simple, all sorts of fields, grow flowers, favors spirit...... 我意逍遥快活,简简单单,种种田,养养花,逗逗灵宠…… How me to have four pit fathers' Master Loli [gold/metal] pill, therefore this fond dream was completely broken! 奈何我有四个坑爹的萝莉金丹师父,于是这种美梦被彻底打破了! Master, does not want pit disciple! 师父啊,不要坑弟子啊!
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