IAIH :: Volume #1

#12: YOU’RE SO SHAMELESS


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Eric, you also think me should...... Should the downsizing?” Sits in the Aniston cheek of copilot micro red, the surface toward out of the window, seems sizing up the stream of vehicles of coming and going, seemingly spoke thoughtlessly to ask calmly. 艾瑞克,你也觉得我应该……应该瘦身吗?”坐在副驾驶的安妮斯顿脸蛋微红,面朝窗外,似乎在打量着来来往往的车流,貌似若无其事地随口问道。 Eric pursed the lips, organizing the sentence saying: Annie, in my eyes, how you forever are most attractive, but I thought that if you want a bigger development in Hollywood, at least must reduce the body weight to about 100 pounds.” 艾瑞克抿了抿嘴,组织了一下语句道:“安妮,在我眼里,你无论怎样都永远是最漂亮的,不过我觉得,如果你想在好莱坞有更大的发展的话,至少要将体重减到100磅左右。” Snort! Couldn't the hypocritical smelly man, you bear say finally? You also dislike me to be fat!” Aniston light snort|hum, in expression actually not anger, instead brings to act like a spoiled brat. “哼!口是心非的臭男人,你终于还是忍不住说出来了吧?你也嫌我胖!”安妮斯顿轻哼了一声,语气里却并没有愤怒,反而带着些撒娇。 A Eric face is speechless, good that you asked. 艾瑞克一脸无语,你自己问的好不好啊。 Good, I apologize, to express my apology, did we eat the Italy dish to be what kind of?” “好吧,我道歉,为了表达我的歉意,我们去吃意大利菜怎么样?” Aniston hesitant, said in a soft voice: Or, or goes to my family, I had just learned several dishes, you help me taste what kind.” 安妮斯顿犹豫了一下,轻声道:“要不,要不去我家吧,我刚刚学会了几道菜,你帮我尝尝怎么样。” Eric said without hesitation: Was exceedingly honored!” 艾瑞克毫不犹豫道:“不胜荣幸!” This was Eric first time came the Aniston’s alveolus, a very fine room, various warm color decorations and rag dolls are very warm, in the air that decorated the room filled girl residence Ritter some to be pale. Eric wanted to help, had actually been expelled the kitchen by Aniston, has to sit in the living room reads Aniston’s fashion magazine bored. 这还是艾瑞克第一次来了安妮斯顿的小窝,很精致的一居室,各种暖色装饰和布偶将房间装点的很温馨,空气中弥漫着女孩子居所里特有的淡香。艾瑞克本来想要帮忙,却被安妮斯顿赶出了厨房,只好坐在客厅无聊地翻看安妮斯顿的时尚杂志 After one hour, Aniston the last thick soup will carry the dinner table, the racket the small hand happily said: What kind of?” 一个小时之后,安妮斯顿将最后一道浓汤端上餐桌,拍拍小手得意道:“怎么样?” Eric smelled the nose, said: Is very good, heard that makes the person appetite open greatly, I was impatient.” 艾瑞克嗅了嗅鼻子,称赞道:“很棒,闻起来就让人胃口大开,我已经迫不及待了。” Hehe, thank you, Eric.” “呵呵,谢谢你,艾瑞克。” They do not have what smalltalk, sits down to enjoy together, has saying that the Aniston’s craftsmanship is really good. Is eating, Aniston stands suddenly, said to Eric: Was right, Eric, I just went downstairs buys the seasoning the time, sees one about your matter Oh, I with look to you.” 两人也没有什么客套,一起坐下享用起来,不得不说安妮斯顿的手艺真不错。正吃着,安妮斯顿突然站起来,对艾瑞克道:“对了,艾瑞克,我刚刚下楼买调料的时候,看到一件关于你的事情,我拿给你看。” Saying, Aniston stands up excitedly, puts out newspaper to come, to return to the dinner table from the convenience bag, the newspaper booth in front of oneself. 说着,安妮斯顿兴奋地站起身,从便利袋中拿出一份报纸来,返回餐桌,将报纸摊在自己面前。 Eric curious does Aniston do with newspaper, Aniston started to bring some self-satisfied to read slightly: Eric Williams in «Jurassic Park», by own talent creativity, in the genetic engineering, the embryo theory and other in the research, has shown a high feasible dinosaur resurrecting conception for us, and these 11 realizes in the novel, through Dr .'s Harder Meng hand, founded the shocking Jurassic dinosaur paradise in the Nubular island. However, all these just started. The chaos scientist Malcolm's appearance, leads into us another possibility......” 艾瑞克正好奇安妮斯顿报纸干什么,安妮斯顿已经开始带着些小得意自顾自念了起来:“艾瑞克威廉姆斯在《侏罗纪公园》中,以自己天才般的创意,在基因工程、胚胎理论等科学基础上,为我们展现了一个高度可操作性的恐龙复活构想,并在小说中将这些11实现,通过哈德蒙博士之手,在努布拉岛创建了令人震惊的侏罗纪恐龙乐园。然而,这一切才刚刚开始。混沌学家马尔科姆的出现,将我们带入到另一种可能性之中……” Aniston read here, slightly crossed the middle big section book review, jumped directly finally: What is more surprising, the author of novel, Eric Mr. Williams, this year is only 18 years old. Moreover according to our knowledge, this talent boy, has the quite rough life experience......” 安妮斯顿读到这里,略过了中间大段书评,直接跳到了最后:“更加令人惊讶的是,小说的作者,艾瑞克威廉姆斯先生,今年才18岁。而且据我们了解,这个天才般的男孩,有着比较坎坷的身世……” Eric suppresses to cover the impulsion of face, without a doubt, was the great United States dream, naturally, Eric also increased in the previous life competition program classical strongest compared with the miserable Wangqiao section. Put out a hand to pull out from Aniston newspaper, said: Was good, Annie, do not read.” 艾瑞克强忍住捂脸的冲动,毫无疑问啊,接下来就是伟大的美国梦了,当然,艾瑞克还添加了前世选秀节目里经典的最强比惨王桥段。伸手将报纸安妮斯顿面前抽了过来,道:“好了,安妮,别念了。” Aniston brandishes the small hand to snatch newspaper disgruntledly: Feeds, immediately arrived with emphasis, they were praising your, well, how did your complexion look like such strange?” 安妮斯顿不悦地挥舞着小手想要抢回报纸:“喂喂,马上就到重点了啊,他们在夸你耶,咦,你脸色怎么看起来这么古怪?” Actually,” Eric rubs one group newspaper, loses to by the dinner table trash can in directly, then said: You , to listen, I can carry to give you.” “其实,”艾瑞克报纸揉成一团,直接丢到餐桌旁的垃圾桶里,接着道:“你要想听,我可以背给你。” „,” Aniston small mouth micro, looked at newspaper in trash can: Originally have you looked? But I have not looked, Eric, you are really hateful.” “啊,”安妮斯顿小嘴微张,看了眼垃圾桶里的报纸:“原来你看过了啊?但我还没看呢,艾瑞克,你真可恶。” „It is not this, actually, this article is I writes.” “不是这样,其实,这篇文章是我写的。” Aniston shocked: Wow!” 安妮斯顿震惊了:“哇哦!” Eric somewhat afraid said: „ Novel did not go on the market, to propagandize, usually needs to hire the person to write some book reviews to publish on newspaper. Couple days ago, Michael found me, said that nobody compared with me understood own novel, making me also write several book reviews, he took away the publication. Very skillful, that you just saw is one of them. „ 艾瑞克有些心虚道:“小说不是上市了嘛,为了宣传,通常需要雇人写一些书评发表在报纸上。前几天,迈克尔找到我,说没有人比我自己更加了解自己的小说,让我也写几篇书评,他拿去发表。很巧,你刚刚看到的那篇就是其中之一。“ Wow!” 哇哦!” Eric shrugs, is thick the facial skin saying: Actually this does not have anything, Annie, this is very normal propaganda behavior, everybody does.” 艾瑞克耸耸肩,厚着脸皮道:“其实这没什么,安妮,这是很正常的宣传行为,大家都这么干的。” Eric......” 艾瑞克……” Un?” “嗯?” You are really...... Too shameless.” After Aniston said that finally has not borne, does not attend to lying on the dinner table vividly laughs. “你真是……太无耻了。”安妮斯顿说完后,终于没忍住,不顾形象地趴在餐桌上大笑起来。 Then naturally did not have the dim daylight | the dark program, Aniston to take the pure soul to be tarnished by the Eric shameless act for the reason, just had eaten meal, has expelled the main house gate Eric. Un, is not does not harvest, under insistence of Eric, Aniston kisses on the lip of Eric shyly gently, then fast turned round to close the door. 接下来理所当然没有了暧丨昧节目,安妮斯顿以自己纯洁心灵被艾瑞克无耻行径玷污为理由,刚刚吃过饭,就将艾瑞克赶出了家门。嗯,也不是毫无收获,在艾瑞克的坚持下,安妮斯顿羞涩地在艾瑞克的嘴唇上轻轻吻了吻,然后飞快回身关上了房门。 Three days later, Aniston had finished itself in the actor's pay of school, what remaining is plays a face in two party, but after that must wait for school shoots to complete. Therefore Aniston returned to convenience store to be the sales clerk temporarily. 三天之后,安妮斯顿就结束了自己在学校的戏份,剩下的是在两场派对戏里露一下脸,不过那要等学校拍摄完成之后了。所以安妮斯顿暂时又回到了便利店当售货员。 Simultaneously Eric discovered that Aniston is always ill and weary over the two days, after having asked that knows that Aniston started to diet, spiritual not good that is hungry. Eric urged her should not be so anxious, can injure the body, but did not have any effect. 同时艾瑞克发现安妮斯顿这两天总是恹恹的,问过之后,才知道安妮斯顿已经开始节食,精神不好那是饿的。艾瑞克劝她不要这么急切,会伤身体,不过没什么效果。 Moreover, Drew in the square occasionally looked that for serveral days own look is always spooky, like only the hungry small female cat, momentarily possibly throws to nip an appearance, the classic scene in this horror film makes Eric feel that is very frightened. 另外,德鲁这些天在片场偶尔看自己的眼神总是幽幽的,像只饥饿的小母猫,随时可能扑过来咬自己一口的模样,这种恐怖片里的经典场面让艾瑞克感觉很惊悚。 Moreover, while Aniston does not pay attention to time, Drew could not have met the trace to pull up | dials itself, although she thinks conceals is very good, if Eric is really a 18-year-old young fellow, perhaps has swallowed the bait. What a pity in his bone is an uncle, the uncle likes Loli being good, may this only look up and down at present not like Lolita. shoots first day Drew taunted to own performance, Eric smiles also on the past, even if Drew this, Eric will not care as before. 而且,趁安妮斯顿不注意的时候,德鲁还会不着痕迹地撩丨拨自己,虽然她自以为掩饰的很好,如果艾瑞克真的是一个18岁的毛头小子,或许已经上钩了。可惜他骨子里是一个大叔,大叔爱萝莉不错,可眼前这只横看竖看都不像洛丽塔啊。拍摄第一天德鲁对自己的表演冷嘲热讽,艾瑞克笑笑也就过去了,哪怕德鲁依旧这样,艾瑞克也不会在意。 May look at the Drew present condition, Eric wants to ask that really a great-aunt, your this is what god launches, comes a blade directly happily doesn't become? 可看德鲁现在的状态,艾瑞克真想问一句姑奶奶,您这又是什么神展开啊,直接来一刀痛快的成不? Aniston leaves the dramatic team next day, square. 安妮斯顿离开剧组第二天,片场。 Eric, you want the water, do I help you take one bottle?” The shoots gap, Drew asked Eric sweetly. 艾瑞克,你要水吗,我帮你拿一瓶?”拍摄间隙,德鲁甜甜地问艾瑞克 The Eric subconscious rejection said: „, Thank you Drew, I am not thirsty.” 艾瑞克下意识拒绝道:“啊不,谢谢你德鲁,我不渴。” Drew did not demand, turns around to sway from side to side the St. John's wort buttocks to get out of the way, quick, Drew carried two bottles of pure water to walk, threw to Eric one bottle directly said: , takes away.” 德鲁也不强求,转身扭动着小翘臀走开了,很快,德鲁拎了两瓶纯净水走了过来,直接扔给了艾瑞克一瓶道:“,拿去。” Eric has to receive, Drew sits down on Eric chair, but also moved moving toward Eric side the chair gently, basically by stopped on Eric. 艾瑞克只好接了过来,德鲁艾瑞克身旁的椅子上坐下,还轻轻将椅子往艾瑞克身边挪了挪,基本上已经靠在艾瑞克身上了才停下来。 Perhaps that Drew, we must chat, I want to know that exactly had anything, you know that I had the girlfriend.” Actually these words are only a excuse of Eric, the primary cause or the Drew chaotic life make Eric not can be interested. “那个,德鲁,或许我们得谈谈,我想知道到底发生了什么,你知道,我有女朋友了。”其实这些话只是艾瑞克的一个借口,主要原因还是德鲁混乱的生活让艾瑞克提不起兴趣。 Is very simple, I like you!” Drew has collected the cheek, said directly. “很简单,我喜欢你!”德鲁将脸蛋凑了过来,直接道。 Water had been spurted by Eric, this girl also is really...... Direct. 一口水被艾瑞克喷了出来,这丫头还真是……直接啊。 But I...... But I......”, if were vindicated by a beautiful girl, did not feel at heart that was too artificial, Eric is at a loss for words for a while. “可是我……可是我……”如果说被一个漂亮女孩表白,心里毫无感觉那就太矫情了,艾瑞克一时语塞。 Since has brought to light the topic, Drew also no longer covers up, Aniston left the dramatic team in any case now, Drew has been able to wield the small hoe on a grand scale. 既然挑明了话题,德鲁也不再那么遮遮掩掩,反正安妮斯顿现在已经离开了剧组,德鲁可以大张旗鼓地挥起小锄头了。 The pleasantly warm body will paste directly on Eric, the soft small chest has rubbed rubbing on the Eric arm, Eric that rubs at heart straight itchy, Drew said in a soft voice: Eric, I am your girlfriend to be good, actually, I have made a boyfriend actually, others have not said that...... Then cannot withstand.” 直接将温软的身躯贴在艾瑞克身上,软软的小胸脯在艾瑞克手臂上蹭了蹭,蹭的艾瑞克心里直痒痒,德鲁轻声道:“艾瑞克,我做你女朋友好不好,其实,其实我才交过一个男朋友而已,并没有别人说的那么……那么不堪。” Drew, like this,” Eric just do not think how to reject Drew, Penny Marshall was similar to the sounds of nature sound sound: Hello, your kids, left chatty, the preparation patted next!” 德鲁,不要这样,”艾瑞克正想着怎么拒绝德鲁,潘妮马歇尔如同天籁般的声音响了起来:“喂,你们两个小家伙,别腻歪了,准备拍下一场!” Eric has complied with one hastily, breaks away the arm of Drew to walk toward the shoots location, Drew looks at the back that Eric departs, on the face charming vanished quickly, turned into light resenting: Aniston, you are waiting to me, I want you to look with own eyes I rob you most precious thing, said that I am a pitiful creature, whom has a look at finally is really the pitiful creature, snort|hum.” 艾瑞克连忙应了一声,挣开德鲁的胳膊就向拍摄场地走去,德鲁看着艾瑞克离去的背影,脸上的娇媚很快消失,变成了淡淡的愤恨:“安妮斯顿,你给我等着,我要你亲眼看着我把你最珍贵的东西抢走,说我是可怜虫,看看谁最后才真的是可怜虫,哼。”
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