„......” Jin Mucong was dull. “啊……”金木聪呆了。 Shen Lang said: „What meaning is Jin Mucong your expression? I become the Great God opportunity to you, don't you grasp?” 沈浪道:“金木聪你这个表情是什么意思？我给你成为大神的机会,难道你不把握吗？” Jin Mucong shakes, said: „Brother-in-law, you are using me to discredit the Xu Qianqian’s reputation is right?” 金木聪一抖,道:“姐夫,你这是在利用我去抹黑徐芊芊的名声对吗？” „Right, what issue has?” Shen Lang righteous say/way. “对啊,有什么问题吗？”沈浪理直气壮道。 „......” Jin Mucong. “呃……”金木聪。 Shen Lang pats the opposite party large back of the head to say: „fatty, does not use importantly, the key must have the value of use. If others are disinclined to use you, that is not fat otaku, but was the waste dwelling.” 沈浪拍着对方肥大的后脑勺道:“胖子,给人利用不要紧,关键要有利用的价值。如果别人都懒得利用你,那就不是肥宅,而是废宅了。” „......” Jin Mucong. “啊……”金木聪。 Although I know that you are talking nonsense, but why do I sound feel very reasonable? 尽管我知道你在胡说八道,但为啥我听起来却觉得挺有道理呢？ Shen Lang said: „This opportunity don't you want? That group of you walk, I looked for others, I thought that Jin Zhong was good, I asked him about writing.” 沈浪道:“这个机会你不要啊？那行你走吧,我找别人了,我觉得金忠就挺不错的,我找他合写了。” „No,......” Jin Mucong do not say: „Brother-in-law, I wants, I want! I thought that your opening is very appealing, is the style is not quite good.” “别,别……”金木聪道:“姐夫,我愿意,我愿意！我就是觉得吧,您这个开头是挺吸引人的,就是文笔不太好。” Shen Lang said: „Too white/in vain, insufficiently graceful right?” 沈浪道:“太白,不够优雅对吗？” „Right.” Jin Mucong said: „Like this is disadvantageous to publicizing of my talented person reputation.” “对。”金木聪道:“这样对我才子名声的宣扬不利。” Shen Lang said: „That line, I make the style to do well, I read you to write, this started.” 沈浪道:“那行,那我弄文笔弄好一点,我念你写,这就开始吧。” Jin Mucong hurries straight, with beginning a stroke preparation symbol. 金木聪赶紧端正,拿起笔准备码字。 Shen Lang discussed: „Poem said, sixteen year old girl body is crisp, the waist holds a sword to cut the simple-minded husband. Although does not see head to fall, is dark teaches Monarch the marrow to be dry.” 沈浪念道:“诗曰,二八佳人体似酥,腰间仗剑斩愚夫。虽然不见人头落,暗里教君骨髓枯。” This saying, Jin Mucong said excitedly: „Brother-in-law, this style is good, this style is good.” 这话一出,金木聪兴奋道:“姐夫,这文笔好,这文笔好。” Shen Lang said: „Do you understand?” 沈浪道:“你懂啊？” Jin Mucong said: „Because I do not understand, appears the style to be good, if I can understand, what style that also does have?” 金木聪道:“正是因为我不懂,才显得文笔好啊,要是我都能看懂,那还有什么文笔可言？” This was Shen Lang sees some people to scold itself stupid most tactful one time. 这是沈浪见过有人骂自己蠢最委婉的一次了。 „In single channel world person, painstakingly by, anxious urgent, cannot jump out of the seven emotions and six sensory pleasures moment, cannot break the addicted to drink circle. In the end perishes together, wears really importantly! Although said that only in this addicted to drink four, only then „ wealth color” the two are more formidable. ” “单道世上人,营营逐逐,急急巴巴,跳不出七情六欲关头,打不破酒色财气圈子。到头来同归于尽,着甚要紧！虽是如此说,只这酒色财气四件中,惟有“财色”二者更为利害。” Shen Lang continues to read, Jin Mucong forms these in the writing unceasingly, writes above the paper surface. 沈浪继续念出,金木聪不断将这些形成于文字,写在纸面之上。 This fat otaku really makes Shen Lang hold in high esteem, a character writes also pretty good, key speed is fast, almost caught up with the Shen Lang’s language quickly fast. 这肥宅真是让沈浪刮目相看啊,一手字写得还不赖,关键这速度快的,几乎都快赶上沈浪的语速了。 Shen Lang obtains enlightenment: Speed that „heir apparent, you writes why such quick? Really the talent different reported, you have the symbol to become God potential.” 沈浪不由得道:“世子,你写字的速度为何如此之快啊？真是天赋异禀,你有码字成神的潜力啊。” Jin Mucong said faintly: „You, if starting from eight years old, were punished every day copies from a book 10 times, your speed will also be quick.” 金木聪幽幽道:“你要是从八岁开始,每天被罚抄书十遍,你速度也会很快。” Really good sad past events. 哇,真的好悲伤的往事。 Jin Mucong said: „Does brother-in-law, our books name the character?” 金木聪道:“姐夫,咱们这本书叫啥名字啊？” Shen Lang said: „Book title called «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus».” 沈浪道:“书名就叫《金瓶梅之风月无边》。” ...... …… Then Jin Mucong not Shen Lang is completely enchanted, the symbol, the class finishes attending to dash completely tirelessly every day immediately. 接下来金木聪完全不沈浪还要疯魔,完全不知疲倦地码字,每天课一上完立刻飞奔过来。 A day of symbol more than 20,000, can you believe? With writing brush! 一天码字两万多,你敢相信吗？用毛笔啊！ Then Shen Lang does copy verbatim «Jin Ping Mei» completely? 那么沈浪是完全照抄《金瓶梅》吗？ 90%. 90%是的。 Remaining 10%, to draw close to this world well, the plot background made some changes. 剩下10%,为了更好地贴近这个世界,剧情背景做了一些改变。 Moreover, increased Ximen Qianqian many plots, making her weight/quantity press up to Pan Jinlian. 另外,增加了西门芊芊的好多剧情,让她的分量直逼潘金莲。 In the original works, Ximen Qing daughter Sister Simon is 12 or 13-year-old, in Shen Lang this book she this year is 19 years old. 在原著里面,西门庆的女儿西门大姐才十二三岁,在沈浪这本书中她今年十九岁。 Xu Qianqian is also 19 years old, is really quite skillful. 徐芊芊也是十九岁,真是好巧啊。 Moreover, Shen Lang this «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus», Ximen Qianqian is a talented woman, married a son of high official, the name called Zhang Jingji, was quite skillful. 另外,沈浪这本《金瓶梅之风月无边》中,西门芊芊还是一个才女,嫁给了一个大官的儿子,名字叫张敬济,也好巧啊。 Shen Lang based on original works, considerably strengthened to the plot in male and female that aspect, writes dramatically, making the person mind drag, is startled. 还有沈浪在原著的基础上,对男女那方面的剧情大大加强了,写得有声有色,让人心神摇曳,魂飞天外。 Especially the part about Ximen Qianqian, wishes one could to write clearly each toe. 尤其关于西门芊芊的部分,恨不得将她每一根脚指头都写得清清楚楚。 Jin Mucong in the transcription, completely one's blood bubbles up to the brim, breathing rapidly. 金木聪在抄写的时候,完全热血沸腾,呼吸急促。 „Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, are you so why outstanding?” Jin Mucong said: „These meat plays really wrote too well, I almost can see the picture, how you achieved?” “姐夫,大家都是男人,凭什么你这么优秀呢？”金木聪道:“这些肉戏实在写得太好了啊,我几乎都能看到画面了,你是怎么做到的啊？” Shen Lang looks up to the sky, concentrates to choke speechless. 沈浪仰望天空,无语凝噎。 Yes, Shen Lang why so outstanding, can write that good meat article? 是啊,为什么沈浪那么优秀,能够写出那么好的肉文呢？ Because...... he is a virgin! 因为……他是处男啊！ Only the virgin will be illusioned, will imagine all these so happily, dream, peach-color. 只有处男才会充满幻想,才会把这一切想象得如此美好,梦幻,桃色。 But these experience rich senior drivers? 而那些经历丰富的老司机？ He clearly knows, auricularia auricula majority is the deep color, any pink color deceived people. 他会清楚地知道,木耳大部分都是深色的,什么粉色都是骗人。 As for any strawberry same sweet taste, is sticks to play tricks. 至于什么草莓一样的甜味,更加是糊弄鬼。 Shen Lang said: „My this type after perfect person, each, on the one hand is very certainly outstanding, I became accustomed, only then your ordinary talent will be surprised due to ignorance.” 沈浪道:“我这种经完美的人,每一方面当然都很优秀,我都习以为常了,只有你这种普通人才会少见多怪的。” ! 咔嚓！ The writing brush in Jin Mucong hand broke. 金木聪手中的毛笔断了。 Then, he traded one unemotionally. 然后,他面无表情地换了一根。 Four days later! 四天之后！ Shen Lang and Jin Mucong finished " Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus » first volume, entire 120,000 characters. 沈浪和金木聪写完了《金瓶梅之风月无边》的第一册,整整十二万字。 The following matter, Jin Mucong is not good, wants Shen Lang on personally, that is the picture illustration. 接下来的事情,金木聪就不行了,要沈浪亲自上,那就是画插图。 Moreover is the criterion very high illustration, everyone can compare these special works of Mr. Tang Bohu. 而且是尺度很高的插图,大家可以对照唐伯虎先生的那些特殊作品。 Shen Lang also used the Western portrait -type drawing technique, the woman who therefore draws is extremely lifelike, particularly the waist Naqu line, the flexure person heart and lungs, as if must dig to make you simply hit from the paper to be the same. 沈浪还用了西方写真式的绘画手法,所以画出来的女人极其逼真,尤其是腰身那曲线,简直挠人心肺,仿佛要从纸上撅起来让你打一样。 Immediately, Jin Mucong looked at the eye to crack, shivered saying: „Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, are you so why outstanding?” 顿时,金木聪看得眼睛都要裂了,颤抖道:“姐夫,大家都是男人,为什么你那么优秀呢？” Shen Lang said superficially: „The man like me, these women like liking a moth to the flame to clash generally, keeps off cannot block, therefore my body to the woman so will be clear, can draw so clearly.” 沈浪轻描淡写道:“像我这样的男人,那些女人如同飞蛾扑火一般冲上来,挡都挡不住,所以我对女人的身体才会那么清楚,才会画得如此逼真。” Oh! 唉！ Actually, completely makes up by the small movie and brain. 其实,完全是靠小电影和脑补的。 About the live woman body, Shen Lang is like Jin Mucong, the empirical value is zero. 关于活的女人身体,沈浪和金木聪一样,经验值为零。 Just, he will certainly not acknowledge this ashamed matter. 只不过,他当然不会承认这件羞耻之事。 „Brother-in-law, why the face of here each picture woman, I thought that a little looks familiar?” Jin Mucong said. “姐夫,为啥这里每一幅画女人的面孔,我都觉得有点眼熟呢？”金木聪道。 „Has?” Shen Lang said. “有吗？”沈浪道。 Jin Mucong is suddenly enlighted: „I knew, each does not put on the face of clothes woman, looks like Xu Qianqian very much.” 金木聪恍然大悟:“我知道了,每个不穿衣服女人的面孔,都很像徐芊芊啊。” Shen Lang said: „Coincidence, is the coincidence.” 沈浪道:“巧合,都是巧合。” Quick, several illustrations drew. 很快,几幅插图都画完了。 Then, the first volume of draft finished completely, remaining taking away mechanical printing. 如此一来,第一册的稿子全部完毕,就剩下拿去刻板印刷了。 „Speed is fast, spares no cost, must come out book seal within half a month.” Shen Lang said. “速度要快,不计任何代价,务必在半个月之内将书印出来。”沈浪道。 Because only had 25 days from Xu Qianqian’s engagement ceremony. 因为距离徐芊芊的订婚礼只有二十五天了。 Gives ex-wife's engagement ceremony thing, how can be late? 送给前妻的订婚礼物,怎么可以晚呢？ After printing, how many county dozens cities but must become popular in the entire surrounding, such Xu Qianqian will receive this gift to be pleasantly surprised, is right? 印刷完毕后,还要风靡整个周围几郡几十城,这样徐芊芊收到这份礼物才会惊喜啊,对不对？ Shen Lang believes after many men look at this «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus», then looks at Xu Qianqian, at any time does not seem to worn the clothes to be the same. 沈浪相信很多男人看完这本《金瓶梅之风月无边》后,再看徐芊芊,任何时候都仿佛没有穿衣服一样。 This is in the legend reads completely the world XX, in heart codeless. 这就是传说中阅尽天下XX,心中已无码。 Also as if sees Teacher Pood, will have to plant to sigh one, the teacher you wears the clothes, I have almost not really recognized. 又仿佛见到波多老师,会有种感叹一句,老师您穿着衣服,我真的差点没认出来。 Jin Mucong said: „For half a month goes on the market? So long as is willing to put in the manpower and resources, absolutely does not have the issue.” 金木聪道:“半个月上市？只要愿意投入人力物力,绝对没问题。” Then, he asked: „Right brother-in-law, what pen name do we take?” 然后,他问道:“对了姐夫,我们取一个什么笔名呀？” Shen Lang thinks a while said: „Wave tomb smiles to live.” 沈浪想了一会儿道:“浪陵笑笑生。” „......” Jin Mucong said: „Good name.” “呃……”金木聪道:“好名字。” Then, Jin Mucong fills blushes to say bashfully: „Brother-in-law, is this manuscript tomorrow's taking away typesetting printing?” 接着,金木聪充满羞赧道:“姐夫啊,这书稿是明日拿去排版印刷是吗？” Shen Lang narrows the eye saying: „Do you want to do?” 沈浪眯起眼睛道:“你想干嘛？” Jin Mucong said: „This book was really good, my these skylight hasn't copying, been looking anxiously earnestly? Tonight can have a look taking advantage of me in detail?” 金木聪道:“这本书实在是太好了,我这几天光急着抄,还没有认真看过呢？今天晚上能借我详细看看吗？” Shen Lang looks that fatty this face is very long, shamefacedly wants until him. 沈浪看着胖子这张脸很久,直到他羞愧欲死。 „Ok, takes away to look that but do not smear.” Shen Lang said. “行,拿去看吧,但别弄脏了啊。”沈浪道。 Then, he pulled out that several illustrations. 然后,他把那几幅插图抽了出来。 Jin Mucong worries and disappointed, but does not dare to say anything eventually. 金木聪着急而又失望,但终究不敢说什么。 „My this also considers for you, avoids you making any secretive matter to these illustrations.” Shen Lang said. “我这也是为了你着想,避免你对这些插图做出什么不可告人的事情。”沈浪道。 fat otaku does not have the face countenance to be right, runs away fast. 肥宅无颜面对,飞快逃遁。 ...... …… Then this entertainers'guild fire? 那么这本书会火吗？ This is completely the idle talk! 这完全是废话啊！ This book can lofty, vulgar, the super vulgar man catch the whole lot in a dragnet. 这本书能够将高雅界,低俗界,超级低俗界的男人一网打尽。 Even, can also put in the bag the man who is not literate. 甚至,能够将不识字的男人也收入囊中。 Said that proper, the literary arts achievement of this book is extremely high, was listed as one of the four big strange book in the ancient China, greatest realist work. 说句正经的,这本书的文学艺术成就是极高的,在中国古代被列为四大奇书之一,最伟大的现实主义作品。 Moreover, in many high-end academic circle, thinks that this book the literary achievement is next to «Dream of the Red Chamber», absolute millennium spreading non- world famous work. 不仅如此,在很多高端学术界,认为此书的文学成就仅次于《红楼梦》,绝对千年流传的不世名著。 Lu Xun has appraised this book, in various world love letters, «Jin Ping Mei» most famous. The description worldly affairs, perform its sentiment false, cover Chengji understands thoroughly, every described, or the strip is smooth, either winding, either sharp and clear and completely, either bends down to contain to ridicule quiet, either for a while and writes both sides, causes it quite, the sentiment of fluctuation, along in obvious, simultaneously said the section, does not have above it. 鲁迅就评价过这本书,诸世情书中,《金瓶梅》最有名。描写世情,尽其情伪,盖诚极洞达,凡所形容,或条畅,或曲折,或刻露而尽相,或幽伏而含讥,或一时并写两面,使之相形,变幻之情,随在显见,同时说部,无以上之。 This toward the great-grandfathergreat-grandmother is the appraisal, «Jin Ping Mei» is " Dream of the Red Chamber » ancestor, without «Jin Ping Mei» , there would be no «Dream of the Red Chamber». 本朝太祖更是评价,《金瓶梅》是《红楼梦》祖宗,没有《金瓶梅》就没有《红楼梦》。 Therefore this book is true appealing to both cultured and popular tastes, non- world classics. 所以这本书是真正的雅俗共赏,不世经典。 The literary accomplishment is higher, a status higher person, can feel this book the uncommon place. 文学素养越高,地位越高之人,就越发能够感受到这本书的不凡之处。 ...... …… Night, is Shen Lang reading these illustrations to the lights? 夜里,沈浪对着灯火看这些插图？ Really is very lifelike. 果然很逼真啊。 But...... Shen Lang will not make anything to this illustration absolutely. 但……沈浪绝对不会对这插图做些什么的。 Because he has a better frame of reference. 因为他有更好的参照物。 Before had said that daughter-in-law golds Mulan's that waist, sufficed him to fantasize for a year. 之前都说过了,媳妇木兰的那腰身,都够他幻想一年了。 But at this time, outside resounded the rapid knock. 而就在这时候,外面响起了急促的敲门声。 „Brother-in-law, the brother-in-law, you runs, runs......” fat otaku Jin Mucong the pain shouted, while shouted: „Did my father kill?” “姐夫,姐夫,你快跑,快跑……”肥宅金木聪一边痛呼,一边喊道:“我爹杀过来了？” Shen Lang one surprised? 沈浪一愕？ Did Lord Father-in-Law kill? 岳父大人杀过来了？ He hurries to get out of bed to open the door, immediately saw being scarred Jin Mucong. 他赶紧起床去开门,顿时见到了伤痕累累的金木聪。 Was hit really miserably. 被打得真惨啊。 „Brother-in-law, I...... I thought that your draft is enthralled, my father comes not to discover, then...... then he hits half dead me, after glancing through several pages of drafts slightly, walked angrily, the manuscript also took away, added that must kill you!” Jin Mucong said. “姐夫,我……我看你那稿子正入神,我爹进来也没有发现,然后……然后他就将我打个半死,稍稍翻阅了几页稿子后,怒气冲冲地走了,书稿也拿走了,还说要打死你！”金木聪道。 Shen Lang said: „Dead fatty, you...... you should not be reads the draft, while handles anything to be enthralled, therefore had not discovered that your father comes.” 沈浪道:“死胖子,你……你该不会是一边看稿子,一边做什么事情太入神,所以没有发现你爹进来吧。” Jin Mucong shamefacedly wants, covers the face with the right hand, slightly after stunned one next, hurried to trade the left hand. 金木聪更更羞愧欲死,用右手捂脸,稍稍愕然一下后又赶紧换了左手。 „I walked, the brother-in-law you runs away, my father will really hit you half dead.” Jin Mucong departs in a hurry. “我走了,姐夫你逃吧,我爹真会将你打得半死的。”金木聪匆匆离去。 My God! 我的天哪！ Shen Lang is really unable to imagine, then picture awkwardly to what kind of situation. 沈浪真是无法想象,当时的画面会尴尬到何等地步。 This, is this must perform «Kingdom of Yue Faction»? 这,这是要上演《越国派》吗？ However then, how should deal soon to kill angry Lord Father-in-Law? 不过接下来,该如何应对即将杀过来怒气冲冲的岳父大人呢？ Shen Lang uses the toe to be conceivable, Lord Father-in-Law can be indignant. 沈浪用脚指头都可以想象出来,岳父大人会是何等气愤啊。 He such conservative old-fashioned person, discovered that the son-in-law and son are gathering write the yellow color poisonous weeds, the heart of murder will have. 他这么保守古板的人,发现女婿和儿子正在合写黄颜色的大毒草,杀人的心都会有吧。 Shen Lang cannot help but racks brains, how forms in one's mind to deal with the following awkwardness to kill the bureau. 沈浪不由得绞尽脑汁,构思着该如何应对接下来的尴尬杀局。 However...... 但是…… Shen Lang waited for one hour. 沈浪等了一个小时。 Two hours. 两个小时。 Three hours! 三个小时！ The fathers-in-law have not come. 岳父都没有来。 Does this...... this inside have matter that what I did not know? 这……这里面发生了什么我不知道的事情吗？ Really cannot wait, Shen Lang fell asleep! 实在等不住,沈浪就睡着了！ Then! 然后！ Suddenly opens eyes, Lord Father-in-Law has stood in his front, in the hand takes this manuscript. 忽然一睁眼,岳父大人已经站在他的面前,手里拿着这份书稿。 Two eyes, are staring at Shen Lang faintly. 两只眼睛,幽幽地盯着沈浪。 ...... …… Note: Yesterday recommended the ticket to be few, was blue thin I to fall asleep midnight, asks everyone, depended on this brace. 注:昨天推荐票较少,蓝瘦得我半夜才睡着,拜托大家了,就靠这撑着了。