Immediately Shen Lang was dull. 顿时沈浪呆了。 The wife, what repertoire are you? 娘子,你这是什么套路啊？ Added that what washes puts back you to put on cleanly, you did not fear that is pregnant? 还说什么洗干净放回原处你要穿的,你就不怕怀孕吗？ You not only do not hit me, gives back to my tonic? 你非但不打我,还给我补药？ But Six-Ingredient Rehmannia Pill is to make up Yin deficient, what husband I probably need is another medicine. 只不过六味地黄丸是补阴虚的,夫君我可能需要的是另外一种药。 Shen Lang bragged that understands the female will of the people, but this little mother skin somewhat cannot see through at present. 沈浪自诩懂得女人心,但眼前这个小娘皮有些看不穿了啊。 This woman is not good, the thoughts were too floating. 这届女人不行啊,心思太飘了。 The war of this men and women, I...... my some have not grasped! 这场男女之战,我……我有些没把握了啊！ A little slightly falls to the enemy, is afraid of losing! 有点小沦陷,怕输啊！ ...... …… Recently the autumn silkworm must climb mountains to make the cocoon immediately, is really the precious silkworm eats the most ominous time. 最近秋蚕马上就要上山做茧了,真是蚕宝宝吃得最凶的时候。 Income far ultra paddy rice that because raises silkworms, therefore in the Count Residence’s manor has a large part to be used to plant the mulberry tree. 因为养蚕的收益远超稻米,所以伯爵府的封地中有很大一部分用来种植桑树。 The income of raw silk occupied Count mansion a large part. 生丝的收入占了伯爵府很大一部分。 Therefore recently Mulan wore azure...... the color arrange/cloth skirt to go to the field to pick the mulberry leaf. 所以最近木兰都穿着青……色的布裙去田里面采摘桑叶。 Her solemn Count mansion young lady, does not certainly need to do these to live laboriously, but indicated oneself and meaning of manor people together practical training. 她堂堂伯爵府大小姐,当然是不需要去干这些辛苦活的,只是表明自己和封地子民一起劳作的意思而已。 To put it bluntly, shows. 说白了,就是作秀。 But has not thought that must show so many days. 但没有想到要作秀这么多天的。 This silly little girl, others Madame Count the symbol went to a double-hour to come back, picked less than ten pieces of mulberry leaves. 这个傻妞,人家伯爵夫人象征性去了一个时辰就回来了,就摘了不到十片桑叶。 But your Jin Mulan day can pick several thousand jin (0.5 kg) mulberry leaf, is really a silly little girl, cultivating the behavior to be so earnest. 而你金木兰一天能摘几千斤桑叶,真是一个傻妞啊,做人要那么认真吗。 The wife is not at home, Shen Lang cavity emotions and mouthful hooligan words is unable to fall in torrents, the day really has somewhat bored. 娘子不在家,沈浪一腔情丝和满嘴的流氓话无法倾泻,日子真是过得有些无聊。 For the safety of other teachers, for the other student frail minds, he did not need to go to the school to attend class. 为了其他老师的生命安全,为了其他学生脆弱的心灵,他也不用去学堂上课了。 Various Big Fool’s body characteristics are steady, the speed of recovery is faster than the imagination. 大傻的身体各项特征非常平稳,痊愈的速度远比想象中快很多。 Not is only the internal injury, breaks the speed also far supernormal person who the bone heals, making Dr. An Zaishi express admiration. 不仅仅是内伤,就连断骨愈合的速度也远超常人,让安再世大夫啧啧称奇。 But why does not know, Big Fool has not woken up, making Shen Lang very puzzled. 但不知道为什么,大傻就是没有醒来,让沈浪非常不解。 Therefore, these days Shen Lang was idle every day. 所以,这些日子沈浪每一天都无所事事。 Days of he tries to ask Lord Father-in-Law, I should not be confined to barracks the command. 有一天他试着去问岳父大人,我应该没有禁足令了吧。 Lord Father-in-Law said that what you do want to make? 岳父大人说你又想做什么？ Shen Lang asked cautiously: „In family/home is so bored, can I go to Xuanwu City to play?” 沈浪小心翼翼问道:“家里这么无聊,我能去玄武城玩玩吗？” Lord Father-in-Law said: „What rank that does Young Master Shen want to play?” 岳父大人说:“那沈公子想要玩到什么级别呢？” Shen Lang said: „For example lends a hand in emergency indignant, for example saw that any respectable women was bullied, he also makes a move to rescue well.” 沈浪说:“比如路见不平拔刀相助,又比如见到有什么良家妇女被欺负,他也好出手相救。” Then, why does not know, his being confined to barracks made and gets down. 然后,不知道为什么,他的禁足令又下来了。 Moreover looks at father-in-law like this, probably also wants to pull out his appearance with the whip. 而且瞧岳父这样子,好像还想要用鞭子抽他的样子。 Such day really does not have the meaning, solemn Count Residence’s Son-in-Law, cannot go out to terrorize men and take their women. 这样的日子真没意思啊,堂堂伯爵府的姑爷,也不能出去欺男霸女。 Does such aristocrat, what overhead have? 这样的贵族,有什么当头啊？ The Jin Family’s generations overcome this film base industry laboriously, isn't enables your posterity to bully? 金氏家族的列祖列宗这么辛苦打下这片基业,不就是让你们子孙后代可以仗势欺人吗？ You are booing, knows one's place. 你们倒好,一个个这么安分守己。 Takes a look at your Jin Mucong, the solemn Count mansion heir apparent, the makings of little playboys do not have continually. 瞧瞧你金木聪,堂堂伯爵府世子,连一点点纨绔子弟的气质都没有。 Really disappointing! 真是让人失望啊！ ...... …… Like this extremely bored day, ended idly suddenly. 这样闲极无聊的日子,忽然结束了。 Shen Lang entered the battle condition instantaneously. 沈浪瞬间进入了战斗状态。 Because Mulan received a written invitation, she did not disassemble in Shen Lang. 因为木兰收到了一个请帖,她不在沈浪就拆开了。 Is Xu Family sends. 是徐家送来的。 Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian’s engagement written invitation. 张晋和徐芊芊的订婚请帖。 This must become engaged to the people! 这对狗男女要订婚了！ After seeing this invitation to wedding, Shen Lang did not say a word, returned under wall that wrote all over the personal enemy. 看到这份喜帖之后,沈浪一言不发,回到了写满仇人的墙壁之下。 „Oh!” “唉！” Shen Lang sighed. 沈浪叹息一声。 After destroying completely Tian Heng these days, he thought that oneself was really lax, forgot unexpectedly oneself also had the intense and deep-seated hatred. 灭掉田横之后这段时间,他觉得自己实在是太松懈了,竟然忘记了自己还有血海深仇。 This written invitation, awakens the shame that Shen Lang suffered in the past immediately. 这份请帖,顿时唤醒了沈浪过去遭受的耻辱。 He is looking at Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian two people name. 他望着徐光允和徐芊芊两人的名字。 Xu Qianqian, then my retaliation should be one's turn your dog father and daughter. 徐芊芊,接下来我的报复是不是该轮到你们狗父女了啊。 Also can become engaged unexpectedly? 竟然还要订婚？ I and Mulan were so hasty bow to Heaven and Earth to get married, your does Xu Qianqian also dare to become engaged? 我和木兰这么仓促就拜堂成亲了,你徐芊芊还敢订婚？ How should I retaliate Xu Qianqian and his father? 我该怎么报复徐芊芊和他爹呢？ Shen Lang racks brains, walks back and forth in the living room. 沈浪绞尽脑汁,在客厅内走来走去。 To Xu Qianqian such woman, how is the most vicious retaliation? 对徐芊芊这样的女人,怎么才是最狠毒的报复呢？ Rushes, rested her? 冲上去,把她睡了？ Do not crack a joke, my Shen Lang is so graceful, if rested Xu Qianqian, where is retaliates, is rewards obviously. 别开玩笑了,我沈浪这么帅,若是把徐芊芊睡了,哪里是报复,明明是奖励啊。 Naturally must ruin she most precious thing. 当然是要毁掉她最最珍贵的东西了。 First is the reputation! 首先是名声！ This merchant's daughter, the family background is not noble, therefore the cherishing reputation, becomes friends with the aristocrat renowned young woman especially everywhere, daily writes any poems and songs, but also passes on some story-telling scripts in the small group. 这个商人之女,出身不高贵,所以尤其爱惜名声,到处结交贵族名媛,天天写什么诗词歌赋,还在小圈子里面传一些话本。 Obviously is a merchant's daughter, actually plays the role of oneself like the talented woman. 明明是一个商人之女,却把自己扮得像才女一样。 Operated so many years, she oneself packs to become the Raging River County top three talented woman and beautiful women finally. 经营了那么多年,她终于把自己包装成为了怒江郡排名前三的才女兼美人。 Ranking first is Zhang Chong daughter Zhang Chunhua. 排名第一是张翀女儿张春华。 As for kissing/betrothal own daughter-in-law Mulan? 至于亲亲媳妇木兰？ Sorry, we are the female celestial of space, does not include ranking. 抱歉,我们是天上的仙女,不列入排名。 Also because brushed the reputation of third beautiful woman talented woman, Xu Qianqian entered the Zhang Jin's discernment. 也正是因为刷出了第三美人才女的名声,徐芊芊才入了张晋的法眼。 Naturally some people may say, before your Xu Qianqian, incurred Shen Lang this waste to be the visit son-in-law, but also there is any reputation. 当然有人或许会说,你徐芊芊之前都招了沈浪这个废物做上门女婿,还有什么名声可言。 The words cannot say like this. 话不能这样讲。 Xu Family move of Shen Lang is the son in law who takes wife's name, is completely because attempts to expel the evil influences, and shifts the misfortune to come. 徐家招沈浪做赘婿,完全是因为冲喜,并且转移厄运来着。 This as if India certain tall seed/type are surnamed the rich and powerful family juniors, before getting married bride, but must first and a tree, or a donkey marries. 这就仿佛印度某些高种姓豪门子弟,在迎娶新娘之前,还要先和一棵树,或者一头驴结婚。 Is because they are lowly? No, by chance is because they assign/life the standard noble air, therefore needs to attempt to expel the evil influences the transportation. 难道是因为他们卑贱吗？不,恰巧是因为他们命格贵气,所以才需要冲喜转运。 But Shen Lang is that tree, that donkey. 而沈浪就是那棵树,那头驴。 Besides reputation, but Xu Qianqian most cares naturally is the industry of Xu Family, the silk cloth business. 除了名声之外,而徐芊芊最最在乎的当然就是徐家的产业,丝绸布匹生意。 To retaliate her. 想要报复她。 Naturally first tarnishes her reputation, then ruins his business. 当然是先玷污她的名声,再毁掉他的生意。 This can make her be in deep sorrow. 这样才能让她痛不欲生啊。 Then, how needed to ruin Xu Qianqian to operate how many years from not the easy reputation? 那么,需要怎样才能毁掉徐芊芊经营了几年来自不易的名声呢？ In the Shen Lang brain flashed through several plans fast. 沈浪脑子里面飞快闪过了几个方案。 Is certainly vicious, moreover disseminates extremely profoundly, and is irreversible. 一定要狠毒,而且传播极度深远,而且还不可逆。 „Ding!” “叮！” Shen Lang brain one bright, immediately had the idea. 沈浪脑子一亮,顿时有了主意。 But in the meantime, outside heard sound of footsteps suddenly. 而就在此时,外面忽然传来了一阵脚步声。 Heavy and impractical, does not need to look knows that is Jin Mucong this fat otaku. 沉重而又虚浮,不用看都知道是金木聪这个肥宅。 „Shen Lang, I have the good thing to look that to you......” the Jin Mucong thief said that he just got so far as spring picture album. “沈浪,我有好东西给你看……”金木聪贼兮兮道,他刚弄到了一本春画册儿。 Such, draws Shen Lang to look that with university bedroom that simply for the first time fatty of small movie is exactly the same. 那样子,简直和大学寝室那个第一次拉着沈浪去看小电影的胖子一模一样。 After Jin Mucong comes, discovered that the Shen Lang vision brilliant is staring at him, cannot help but the neck shrinks said: „Does brother-in-law, what you...... you visit me to make like this?” 金木聪进来之后,发现沈浪目光灼灼盯着他,不由得脖子一缩道:“姐夫,你……你这样看着我做什么？” In this fat otaku heart is afraid time will shout the brother-in-law, usually called the name. 这肥宅心中害怕的时候才会喊姐夫,平时都喊名字的。 Shen Lang said: „Does fatty, have the younger sister to like you?” 沈浪道:“胖子,有妹子喜欢你吗？” This saying, the Jin Mucong eye was red. 这话一出,金木聪眼睛都红了。 The bastards, I work as the friend you, has the good thing to come with you to share impatiently. 混蛋啊,我把你当朋友,有好东西迫不及待就来和你分享。 You, you actually grip toward me the knife. 你,你却把刀子往我心里扎啊。 Hits the person not to apply makeup, the slotting tool does not touch somebody's sore spot. 打人不打脸,插刀不扎心啊。 „I walked, when my Jin Mucong never knows you.” The fat otaku grief and indignation must turn around to depart. “我走了,就当我金木聪从来不认识你。”肥宅悲愤要转身离去。 Shen Lang said: „Wife's younger brother, you know why you don't have the younger sister to like?” 沈浪道:“小舅子,你知道你为什么没妹子喜欢吗？” Jin Mucong did not reply. 金木聪不回答。 „Naturally, first is because your looks is ugly.” Shen Lang said: „Passes through a street people like me, can cancel 78 respectable women spirits to go off track. If not for looks brings disaster on the nation and people, at that time I withstood/top a waste reputation, your older sister am also selecting married me.” “当然,首先是因为你长得丑。”沈浪道:“像我这种人走过一条街,都能勾得七八个良家妇女精神出轨。若不是长得祸国殃民,当时我顶着一个废物名声,你姐还挑中嫁给了我。” Jin Mucong must cry. 金木聪要哭了。 You, you not only need execute the heart, but can also flog a corpse the place? 你,你不但要诛心,还要鞭尸怎么地啊？ „But like you such ordinary such ugly man, can have the woman to like, will present countless beautiful women to throw, is weeping and wailing asks you to visit them.” Shen Lang said. “但是像你这么普通这么丑的男人,也可以有女人喜欢,甚至会出现无数美人扑上来,哭着喊着求你临幸她们。”沈浪道。 This saying. 这话一出。 Jin Mucong all hatreds disappear without a trace, the eye is greatly bright, said: „Really?” 金木聪所有的仇恨消失得无影无踪,眼睛大亮,道:“果真？” The Shen Lang nod said: „Naturally real, I know a person, he called Su Dongpo. looks is old and short, is fat and ugly, finally several thousand beautiful women like him, somewhat can not help to him including son daughter-in-law.” 沈浪点头道:“当然是真的,我认识一个人,他叫苏东坡。长得又老又矮,又胖又丑,结果有几千个美女喜欢他,连儿媳妇都对他有些情不自禁。” The Jin Mucong's eye was green, shivers saying: „Such beast? Why?” 金木聪的眼睛都绿了,颤抖道:“这么禽兽？为什么啊？” Shen Lang said: „Because of reputation, because of talent. If the women looks is not beautiful, that does not have......” 沈浪道:“因为名声,因为才华。女人若长得不美丽,那就没……” At this point, Shen Lang stopped talking, basic seeking livehood wants to have. 说到这里,沈浪住口了,基本的求生欲还是要有的。 Shen Lang continues saying: „Man, if looks is ugly, so long as is talented, world-famous, can definitely make the woman neglect his look and short.” 沈浪继续道:“男人若长得丑,只要才华横溢,名满天下,完全可以让女人忽略他的相貌和短小。” Jin Mucong retrocedes one step, both hands covers, said: „I, I am not short, do not slander the person.” 金木聪后退一步,双手一捂,道:“我,我绝不短小,你别污蔑人。” Then, he dejectedly said: „I know certainly that wants to be talented, some innumerable younger sisters likes. But...... I thought that makes my make me turn into the handsome man more difficult talented.” 接着,他沮丧道:“我当然知道只要才华横溢,就有无数妹子喜欢。可是……我觉得让我才华横溢比让我变成美男子更难。” Shen Lang sighed: „Heir apparent, you, although has many shortcomings, but honest is actually your good quality.” 沈浪叹息道:“世子,你这个人虽然有很多缺点,但诚实却是你良好品质。” „I really walked......” the Jin Mucong grief and indignation to say. “我真的走了……”金木聪悲愤道。 Shen Lang hurries to hold on him saying: „Heir apparent, peerless appearance thing I have many, but is unable to lend you. However the dazzling talent, I can definitely lend you.” 沈浪赶紧拉住他道:“世子,绝世容颜这东西我有多,但是无法借给你。但是耀眼的才华,我完全可以借给你啊。” „Really?” Jin Mucong said: „How taking advantage of?” “真的？”金木聪道:“怎么借？” Shen Lang said: „We cooperate to write a book, will be doomed the successful book, we will print 10,000 books, tens of thousands books. Make the Xuanwu City paper expensive, making this book be all the rage entire Raging River County, entire Heavenly South Province, completely entire Kingdom of Yue. When the time comes as one of the book authors, how you said can?” 沈浪道:“我们合作写一本书,一本注定会大红大紫的书,我们印上一万本,几万本。让玄武城纸贵,让这本书风靡整个怒江郡,整个天南行省,名满整个越国。到时候作为本书作者之一,你说会怎么样？” Jin Mucong eye greatly bright say/way: „That, that I was when the time comes hot, I became the world-famous big talented person.” 金木聪眼睛大亮道:“那,那到时候我就火了啊,我就成为名满天下的大才子了。” Shen Lang said: „Right, you saw the brother-in-law, for your matter of lifetime importance really takes great pains.” 沈浪道:“对啊,你看姐夫为了你的终身大事真是煞费苦心啊。” Jin Mucong shivers saying: „Does brother-in-law, what book we write?” 金木聪颤抖道:“姐夫,我们写什么书？” Shen Lang said: „Then I accounted orally, you wrote. I told this story slightly, you listen.” 沈浪道:“接下来我口述,你来写。我稍稍把这故事讲一遍,你听听。” Jin Mucong moves in the stool, incomparably listens earnestly. 金木聪搬来凳子,无比认真听。 Shen Lang said: „Formerly the big merchants, did the silk cloth business, his name was Ximen Qing, the character light permitted, others shouted him Great Official Ximen, his also daughter, the name called Ximen Qianqian.” 沈浪道:“从前有一个大商人,做丝绸布匹生意的,他的名字叫西门庆,字光允,人家都喊他西门大官人,他还有一个女儿,名字叫西门芊芊。” „This Great Official Ximen is mean and shameless, desolate / obscene wicked, disaster respectable women are innumerable. dragon give birth to dragon, phoenix give birth to phoenix, the silver clever daughter likes digging......” “这西门大官人卑鄙无耻,荒/淫无道,祸害良家妇女无数。正所谓龙生龙,凤生凤,银贼女儿爱打洞……” ...... …… Note: Thanks in has a hole, bayonet glory ten thousand Bi hits to enjoy, thanks. 注:谢谢地里有个洞,刺刀荣耀的万币打赏,谢谢。 The eye tearful, pays respects request recommends the ticket, the everyone master, sends to select Oh! 眼泪汪汪,拜求推荐票,诸位爷,打发点哦！