Why does not know, Shen Lang thought that Lord Father-in-Law probably is a little at present weary. 不知道为何,沈浪觉得眼前岳父大人好像有点疲倦。 It looks like in the Huiren kidney treasure advertisement that weariness of actor. 就像是汇仁肾宝广告里面男主角的那种疲倦。 The body as if pulled out spatially! 身体仿佛被掏空！ „Shen Lang, is this you writes?” Lord Father-in-Law asked. “沈浪,这是你写的？”岳父大人问道。 The Shen Lang nod said: „Yes.” 沈浪点头道:“是。” He wants to frame 他倒是想要栽赃到金木聪头上,但那样的话也太羞辱岳父大人的智商了。 „Puts out a hand.” Count big humanity. “伸出手来。”伯爵大人道。 Shen Lang puts out a hand. 沈浪伸出手。 „pā pā pā......” Lord Father-in-Law hit three disciplinary rulers. “啪啪啪……”岳父大人打了三戒尺。 The medium effort, is somewhat sore. 中等力度,有些疼。 But Shen Lang does not dare hurriedly, to wait for the arrival of genuine violent storm. 但沈浪丝毫不敢造次,等待着真正暴风骤雨的到来。 This matter too embarrassed, the crime also is really big. 这件事情太尬了,罪过也真是不小。 He not only writes this type of obscene color story-telling script, but also leads the Count mansion heir apparent to write together , when key Jin Mucong that fat otaku to the draft is making some secretive things by the father-in-law is caught. 他不但自己写这种下流颜色话本,还带着伯爵府世子一起写,关键金木聪那个肥宅对着稿子做一些不可告人的事情时还被岳父抓到了。 Shen Lang felt, this time was hit half dead is possible. 沈浪觉得,这次被打得半死都是可能的。 Therefore he is shrinking the head, was very clever, waits for the Lord Father-in-Law thunder to be angry. 所以他缩着脑袋,别提有多么乖巧了,等待着岳父大人的雷霆大怒。 Lord Father-in-Law is looking at Shen Lang long time, said: „Book, writes well!” 岳父大人望着沈浪良久,道:“书,写得不错！” „?” Shen Lang is astonished. “啊？”沈浪惊愕。 „No, writes good.” Sir Count emphasized layer on layer/heavily. “不,是写得非常之好。”伯爵大人重重强调道。 Immediately Shen Lang one more surprised, then got angry. 顿时沈浪更加一愕,然后怒了。 Can I write you also to hit me?! 靠,我写得好你还打我？！ Your this dead old man, or looks in you are in my daughter-in-law his father's share, my old man my like you hits...... 0.1. 你这个死老头,要不看在你是我媳妇他爹的份上,像你这样我老头我一个打……0.1个。 Lord Father-in-Law continues saying: „Writing attainments are high, moreover exposes to the human nature, the spotal essence exposes, profound bone to inter the body, profound. It can be said that in recent years an extremely rare remarkable work.” 岳父大人继续道:“文字造诣非常高,而且对人性揭露,社会本质揭露,深刻入骨,入木三分。可以说是近年来极其罕见的一部杰出作品。” „,......” Shen Lang surprise. “啊,啊……”沈浪诧异。 Shen Lang knows that this is a very fine famous work, but never expected that Lord Father-in-Law is so traditional the old-fashioned person, appraisal such high. 沈浪知道这是一本很传世名著,但没有想到岳父大人这么传统古板的人,评价都如此之高。 Actually, Sir Count is truly angry from the beginning, first hits Jin Mucong half dead, then must pull out Shen Lang’s. 其实,伯爵大人一开始确实非常生气,先把金木聪打得半死,然后就要来抽沈浪的。 Before he was not good to begin to hit Shen Lang, son-in-law who because just married into the wife's household after all. 之前他不好动手打沈浪,因为毕竟是刚刚入赘的女婿。 But now Shen Lang made several great merits, has become one of the Count mansion important several people, that can hit independently. 而现在沈浪立下了几个大功,已经成为伯爵府重要的几个人之一,那就可以放手打了。 The mother egg, this theory is very probably absurd. 妈蛋,这个理论好像很荒谬啊。 In fact is not absurd. 实际上不荒谬的。 Before was half guest, Sir Count will be certainly polite. 之前是半个客人,伯爵大人当然会客客气气的。 But now, basically was a son, that was polite anything, began to hit. 而现在,基本上就是儿子了,那还客气什么啊,动手打啊。 However before hitting, he because of curiosity, therefore read Shen Lang’s this «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus». 不过在打之前,他因为好奇心,所以阅读沈浪的这本《金瓶梅之风月无边》。 Read tens of thousands characters merely, Sir Count wallows. 仅仅读了几万字,伯爵大人就沉迷其中。 Because...... is very splendid. 因为……真的很出色啊。 Inside each, each, infiltrates is looking down on the world is also profound the ruthless spicy talent. 里面的每一段,每一句,都渗透着玩世不恭却又深邃狠辣的才华。 Such tip, such writing. 这样的笔锋,这样的文字。 Really makes one thump the table and shout praise! 真是让人拍案叫绝！ Sir Count conservative old-fashioned is not fake, moreover in individual talent is not top splendid. 伯爵大人保守古板是不假,而且个人才华上也不算顶尖出色。 However, is well-read as him of hundred years of aristocrat since childhood, has extremely high literary connoisseurship. 但是,作为百年贵族的他从小博览群书,拥有极高的文学鉴赏能力。 Can see Shen Lang this book the literary attainments is so high. 一眼就能看出沈浪这本书的文学造诣是何等之高。 Then, he looked at completely 120,000 characters. 然后,他一口气将十二万字全部看完了。 After looking, is reluctant to part completely, immersion in, cannot bear as before shares with the wife. 看完之后,完全恋恋不舍,依旧沉浸其中,忍不住又和夫人分享。 This share is unimportant, was the big deal. 这一分享不要紧,就出大事了。 Unprecedented number of times! 前所未有的次数啊！ Sir Count 50 -year-old people, the body pulled out completely spatially. 伯爵大人都五十来岁的人了,身体完全被掏空。 Therefore, waited fully for several hours, he looks for Shen Lang. 所以,整整等了好几个小时,他才来找沈浪。 ...... …… „I wanted to tear into shreds this manuscript.” Count big humanity: „But has not ripped luckily, otherwise I was a criminal.” “我本来是想要将这份书稿撕碎的。”伯爵大人道:“但幸亏没有撕,否则我就是罪人了。” Lord Father-in-Law glanced through the manuscript carefully again, as if immerses in some poem. 岳父大人将书稿细细再翻阅了一遍,仿佛又沉浸在某一段诗之中。 „I am a traditional old-fashioned person, however in the art and literature, my heart is very open, the field of vision is also very broad.” Count big humanity: „So-called colorful play is only the tool of literary arts, is not only you, today's many literary masters, have the work in related aspect.” “我是一个传统古板的人,但是在艺术和文学上,我的心胸是很开阔的,视野也是很宽广的。”伯爵大人道:“所谓的艳戏只是文学艺术的工具而已,不仅仅是你,当今的许多文学大师,都有相关方面的作品。” Really? 真的？ Shen Lang is astonished, is this world so unexpectedly open? 沈浪惊愕,这个世界竟然如此开放？ In fact this point is not strange. 事实上这一点都不奇怪。 The ancient China once for sometime, the criterion in literature was also open, many super literary giants have to put / swing work. 中国古代也曾经有一段时间,文学上的尺度非常开放,许多超级文豪都有放/荡之极的作品。 Looks at father-in-law meaning, writing this type of color novel is a very lofty behavior? 瞧岳父这意思,写这种颜色小说还是一种非常高雅的行为咯？ Naturally the fact is not this. 当然事实不是这样的。 If you can write, that is certainly lofty, as for inside meat article, that is the things of our cultural worker completely for the need of art. 如果你写得好,那当然是高雅的,至于里面的肉文,那是我们文化人的事情完全是为了艺术的需要。 If you write not well, that is vulgar, is the poisonous weeds. 如果你写得不好,那就是低俗,就是大毒草。 This is equivalent to Kubrick's «Broadening the outlook» probably with Bernaldo Bertolucci «Play Dream Paris» is the art, but *** the small movie is the vulgar poisonous weeds is a truth. 这大概就相当于库布里克的《大开眼界》和贝纳尔多・贝托鲁奇的《戏梦巴黎》是艺术,而***的小电影就是低俗大毒草是一个道理。 Shen Lang said: „That Lord Father-in-Law did not oppose that I publish this book.” 沈浪道:“那岳父大人不反对我出这本书。” „Did not oppose.” Count big humanity: „But an outstanding work well, why must make some at sixes and sevens things in inside.” “不反对。”伯爵大人道:“但好好的一本杰出著作,为何要弄一些乱七八糟的东西在里面。” Shen Lang weak say/way: „These meat articles completely for the need of art.” 沈浪弱弱道:“那些肉文完全是为了艺术的需要啊。” „Meat article?” Sir Count learned a new term, is really very appropriate. “肉文？”伯爵大人又学到了一个新名词,果然很贴切啊。 „I refer to is not this.” Count big humanity: „I did not oppose that you publish this book, but must deletes about Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian’s content inside,” “我指的不是这个。”伯爵大人道:“我不反对你出这本书,但是要将里面关于徐光允和徐芊芊的内容删改掉,” Shen Lang said: „Lord Father-in-Law, do you look at drawing?” 沈浪道:“岳父大人,您看出来拉？” Sir Count is speechless, the fools can look, you almost mentioned names. 伯爵大人无语,傻子都能看出来好吧,你几乎指名道姓了。 Sir Count repeats saying: „Can an outstanding work purely, you smuggle so many smuggled goods to do? Moreover is such shallow retaliation, deletes to me.” 伯爵大人重复道:“一本杰出的著作要纯粹,你夹带这么多私货干嘛？而且还是这么粗浅的报复,给我删改掉啊。” „That not good......” Shen Lang said: „Lord Father-in-Law, I write this book to retaliate Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian completely, we cannot the attend to trifles to the neglect of essentials, to pursue the literary arts sacrificed the main objective of avenging a grievance.” “那不行……”沈浪道:“岳父大人,我写这本书完全是为了报复徐光允和徐芊芊,我们不能舍本求末啊,为了追求文学艺术而牺牲了报仇雪恨的这个主要目标啊。” The father-in-law is speechless immediately, how such shameless words you said? 岳父顿时无语,这么恬不知耻的话你是怎么说出来的啊？ The God places on such talent your Shen Lang, is not quite fair? 老天爷把这样的才华放在你沈浪身上,是不是不太公平啊？ Lord Father-in-Law said: „The reputation of leaving a good name for hundreds of generations, but can also 't compare your practical joke to retaliate the Xu Family father and daughter?” 岳父大人道:“难道流芳百世的名声,还比不上你恶作剧报复一下徐家父女吗？” Shen Lang said righteously: „Naturally, cultivates the behavior, if cannot avenge a grievance, a that might as well salt fish.” 沈浪理直气壮道:“当然,做人若不能报仇雪恨,那还不如一条咸鱼啊。” The Count big manpower itched, really good to hit the person. 伯爵大人手又发痒了,真的好想打人啊。 Therefore he retroceded one step, maintains a safe distance with Shen Lang, otherwise he really feared that cannot provide lodging hand that oneself are ready to make trouble. 所以他后退了一步,和沈浪保持一个安全距离,否则他真怕管不住自己蠢蠢欲动的手啊。 Then, Sir Count sincere say/way: „Shen Lang, even if you must do smelly Xu Qianqian and Xu Guangyun’s reputation, should not be so direct, changes to know slightly vaguely? You have a look at you to write, Ximen Qing, the character light permits, is your the metaphor?” 然后,伯爵大人语重心长道:“沈浪,就算你要搞臭徐芊芊和徐光允的名声,也不要那么直接,稍稍改得隐晦一些知道吗？你看看你写的,西门庆,字光允,你这还是暗喻吗？” This pointed at the monk to scold the buddhist monk simply. 这简直就是指着和尚骂秃驴了。 „Good, I can change vaguely.” Shen Lang said: „But anybody reads this book, wants mental association to Xu Qianqian and Xu Guangyun.” “好吧,我可以改得隐晦一些。”沈浪道:“但是任何人看完这本书,一定要联想到徐芊芊和徐光允。” Should better not put on Xu Qianqian of clothes. 最好还是没有穿衣服的徐芊芊。 Count big humanity: „another thing, this book is your one person writes obviously, why can also draw in Jin Mucong?” 伯爵大人道:“还有一事,这书明明是你一个人写的,为何还要拉上金木聪？” Sir Count called the sons joint belt/bring surname, obviously this fat otaku really did not ask for his favor very much. 伯爵大人叫自己儿子都连名带姓的,可见这个肥宅真的很不讨他的欢心啊。 Shen Lang said: „Lord Father-in-Law is to listen to the truth, wants to listen to the lie.” 沈浪道:“岳父大人是想要听真话,还是想要听假话。” This saying, Sir Count the eyebrow raises, Shen Lang did you flutter? Spoke with me like this. 这话一处,伯爵大人眉毛一扬,沈浪你这是飘了吗？和我这样说话。 Shen Lang hurries saying: „Lie is, this book to retaliate Xu Qianqian writes, therefore I must avoid suspicion, will otherwise appear me to be very petty.” 沈浪赶紧道:“假话就是,这本书是为了报复徐芊芊而写的,所以我要避嫌,否则会显得我这个人特别心胸狭窄。” Lord Father-in-Law is speechless. 岳父大人无语。 In this world also has compared with your Shen Lang petty person? 这世界上还有比你沈浪更心胸狭窄之人吗？ Oh, but also, but was killed by you. 哦,还真有一个,不过被你弄死了。 Count big humanity: „That truth?” 伯爵大人道:“那真话呢？” Shen Lang sincerely said: „For the following important important matter, but upholstery.” 沈浪正色道:“为了接下来的重要大事而铺垫。” Count big humanity: „What important matter?” 伯爵大人道:“什么大事？” Shen Lang said: „Vying for Gold Mountain Island.” 沈浪道:“金山岛之争。” Sir Count one surprised, does not dare to believe to look at Shen Lang. 伯爵大人一愕,不敢置信望着沈浪。 Thinks a half minute, he understands the Shen Lang’s words, he understands helps Jin Mucong praise with Vying for Gold Mountain Island has what relation. 足足想了半分钟,他才明白沈浪的话,他才明白了帮金木聪扬名和金山岛之争有何联系。 At this time, is looking at present this son-in-law, he really has a feeling. 此时,望着眼前这个女婿,他真的有一种感觉。 Chilean nearly monster! 智近乎妖啊！ Really is walks one step, is three steps. 真的是走一步,算三步。 At present Vying for Gold Mountain Island does not have the shadow matter, he has started to plan each. 眼下金山岛之争还没影的事情,他都已经开始谋划每一步了。 Ascended the sky sent such a son-in-law to him, really perhaps was the divine intervention. 上天给他送来了这么一个女婿,真的或许是天意了。 Sir Count the innermost feelings surge, but actually does not like sensational, salutes submissively the acknowledgment toward Shen Lang in the innermost feelings. 伯爵大人内心激荡,但却不喜欢煽情,在内心朝着沈浪拱手行礼致谢。 However on the surface, he is absolutely impossible to do this. 但是在表面上,他是绝对不可能这样做的。 At present this son-in-law he has found, is completely little advance zhang (3.33 m) goods, if you dare to salute to him submissively, he dares to pat the shoulder to be on intimate terms with you. 眼前这个女婿他已经非常了解的,完全是得寸进丈的货色,你要是敢给他拱手行礼,他就敢和你拍肩膀称兄道弟。 Shen Lang asked: „Lord Father-in-Law, do you feel our entertainers'guild fires?” 沈浪问道:“岳父大人,您觉得我们这本书会火吗？” „Fire? Far more than!” Count big humanity: „It will shock the entire literary arena!” “火？何止啊！”伯爵大人道:“它会震撼整个文坛！” Sir Count even is conceivable any to compare with the person of Gao Wenxue accomplishment, will be shocking, thumps the table and shouts praise. 伯爵大人甚至可以想象任何一个有较高文学素养之人,都会为之惊艳,拍案叫绝。 Will become dozens years of rare classical work absolutely. 绝对会成为几十年难得一遇的经典之作。 In Shen Lang heart great happiness. 沈浪心中大喜。 Then, Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian this will be definitely disgraced about the dog father and daughter, discredited. 如此一来,徐光允和徐芊芊这对狗父女肯定会名声扫地,声名狼藉了吧。 Hahahaha...... 哈哈哈哈…… Jie Jie Jie Jie...... 桀桀桀桀…… Sir Count looks that is infatuated retaliates the son-in-law in pleasant sensation in the future, his full excited was suppressed instantaneously. 伯爵大人看着陶醉在未来报复快感中的女婿,他满腔的激动瞬间被压制住了。 Oh! 唉！ On naive is unfair, gave such a person such talent. 上天真不公平啊,把这样的才华给了这样的一个人。 He sighed, turned around to depart. 他叹息一声,转身离去。 Let this shameless son-in-law continue to immerse in the vulgar mood, is individually uncorrectable. 让这个恬不知耻的女婿继续沉醉在庸俗的情绪中,不可自拔。 ...... …… Next morning. 次日一早。 Shen Lang and Jin Mucong leave the Count mansion impatiently, manages important matter! 沈浪和金木聪就迫不及待离开伯爵府,去办大事！ ...... …… Note: Thanks to do one -man show ten thousand Bi of mo god stick to hit to enjoy! everyone is big, recommends the ticket do not stop, it is my infinite power! 注:谢谢闷騷尛神棍的万币打赏！诸位大大,推荐票不要停,它是我无穷动力！