HPATST :: Volume #3

#244: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

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Everybody intends to avoid Ron to be controlled this matter by Peter Pettigrew, the focal point shifts to Sirius on quickly, 13 years of ago the entire Weasley family and his half year runaway profession the truth of event is interested. 大家有意避开罗恩被小矮星彼得控制这件事,焦点很快转移到小天狼星身上,韦斯莱一家对他这半年多的逃亡生涯和13年前事件的真相十分感兴趣。 Fred and George has been asking the question, eye inside is glittering the ray of worship. 弗雷德和乔治一直在问问题,眼睛里面闪烁着崇拜的光芒。 About some details that in the newspaper has not mentioned, Sirius briefly several, everybody hears to be very earnest, Percy even took to record. 关于报纸上没有提到的一些细节,小天狼星简单地说了几句,大家都听得很认真,珀西甚至拿笔记录了下来。 Like this said a half hour, the topic shifts to other places. 就这样说了半个多小时,话题才转移到其他地方。 By the Sirius optimistic open disposition, the entire Weasley family quick becomes with him familiar. 以小天狼星乐观开朗的性格,韦斯莱一家很快和他变得熟悉起来。 The atmosphere in hospital ward is getting more and more relaxing, often resounds the happy laughing sound, forms the sharp contrast with the cloud of gloom of surrounding other hospital wards drearily. 病房内的气氛越来越轻松,不时响起愉快的欢笑声,和周围其他病房的愁云惨淡形成鲜明的对比。 Lupin, Sirius and Mrs. Weasley three people sat to the same place continue to recall the past past events, the remaining people sat in a circle around the Ron's hospital bed, exchanged the Christmas day gift, these days story. 卢平、小天狼星、韦斯莱夫人三个人坐到一起继续回忆当年的往事,剩下的人则围坐在罗恩的病床周围,对圣诞节礼物、这几天的见闻等进行交流。 Ron took to put from basket the owl, he with Harry was discussing that a name to this kid, Ginny was listening in side. 罗恩把猫头鹰拿了从笼子里面放了出来,他正在和哈利商量给这个小家伙起一个名字,金妮在旁边听着。 Christmas day on the small sofa before hospital bed, Percy and Hermione were discussing the holiday task that former professors arranged in a low voice, work, occupation arrangement that will be engaged in the future wait/etc.. 在病床前的小沙发上,珀西和赫敏在低声谈论圣诞节前教授们布置的假期作业,还有未来从事的工作、职业安排等等。 In a half year, Percy must graduate from Hogwarts. 在过半年时间,珀西就要从霍格沃茨毕业。 He has planned, must arrive at the the Ministry of Magic work. He the result in higher wizard(s) rank test is outstanding, almost can choose each department at will, he now hesitant to Department of Magical Law Enforcement or Department of International Magical Cooperation. 他已经计划好了,要到魔法部工作。他在高等巫师等级考试上的成绩非常优秀,几乎可以随意选择各个部门,他现在正在犹豫是到魔法法律执行司还是国际魔法合作司。 In the corner, Fred and George to Ivan demonstrated the joke product that their two researched and developed for these days newly, Ivan told them the matter of shop while convenient. 在角落里,弗雷德和乔治向艾文展示他们两个这几天新研发出来的笑话产品,艾文顺便将店铺的事情告诉了他们。 Fred and George has gone bad happily, wishes one could to have a look to shop there immediately. 弗雷德和乔治高兴坏了,恨不得立刻就到店铺那里去看看。 Since prepares the public foreign sale, they decide to increase the joke product the output, was limited by the funds, now the product of research only has made majority of several. 既然准备公开对外销售,他们决定加大笑话产品的产量,受到经费的限制,现在研发成果的产品大部分都只做了几个。 „Skiving Snackbox and Trick Wand, control remotely dungbomb(s), these products the echo specially was at that time good and fall short of demand, we can start from these things , to promote the sales volume little.” Fred puts out a small notebook from the bosom, above dense and numerous is various product and tentative data. “速效逃课糖、假魔杖、遥控大粪蛋,这几件产品当时反响特别好、供不应求,我们可以从这几个东西入手,一点点提升销量。”弗雷德从怀里面拿出一个小笔记本,上面密密麻麻的全是各种产品、试验数据。 „Trick Wand does not have any issue but actually!” Ivan has turned head to take a look at one to Hermione cautiously, lowered the sound saying that „Skiving Snackbox and controlled remotely dungbomb(s) to be best carefully, Hermione was specially repugnant these things, she thinks that this was not hygienic.” “假魔杖倒没什么问题！”艾文回过头小心翼翼地向赫敏瞅了一眼,压低声音说,“速效逃课糖和遥控大粪蛋最好小心一点,赫敏特别讨厌这些东西,她认为这太不卫生。” „My mother is also this, she almost confiscated all our products!” Fred said annoyingly, „she, when cleans the room, had discovered our order form, she and we loudly quarrelled, burns a none remaining the order form.” “我妈妈也是这样,她几乎将我们所有产品都没收了！”费雷德懊恼地说,“她在打扫房间的时候,发现了我们的订货单,她和我们大吵了一顿,把订货单烧个精光。” „We lose seriously, after she has not permitted us, is conducting the research in this aspect.” George said that „she thinks this is ignores a proper occupation, she requests us to use more energy in the studies. Looks at her appearance, certainly is hopes that we with father and Percy as same as the the Ministry of Magic work, this was simply awful thoroughly!” “我们损失惨重,她还不允许我们以后在进行这方面的研究。”乔治跟着说道,“她认为这是不务正业,她要求我们把更多的精力用在学业上。看她的样子,一定是希望我们和爸爸、珀西一样到魔法部工作,这简直糟糕透了！” As if induced covertly to discuss any matter to their three, Mrs. Weasley walked suddenly, Fred hurried received the bosom the notebook. 似乎是感应到他们三个正在偷偷摸摸地讨论什么事情,韦斯莱夫人突然走了过来,费雷德急忙将笔记本收到怀里。 „Are you doing, is related with Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?” Mrs. Weasley asked seriously. “你们在干什么,是不是又和韦斯莱魔法把戏有关？”韦斯莱夫人严肃地问道。 „No, we with Ivan exchange holiday task.” Fred said hurriedly that waved. “没有,我们在和艾文交流假期作业呢。”弗雷德急忙说,挥了挥手。 „Ivan, you did not say a moment ago was a little thirsty, we went to and drink anything, gave everybody to buy drink to come back while convenient!” George has pushed Ivan. “艾文,你刚才不是说有点渴了么,我们去和喝点什么吧,顺便给大家买一点饮料回来！”乔治推了艾文一把。 Their three under vision of Mrs. Weasley suspicion, hurried going out hospital ward. 他们三个在韦斯莱夫人怀疑的目光下,匆匆忙忙的走出病房。 „Mrs. Weasley this is” Ivan could not a little have found out the condition. “韦斯莱夫人这是”艾文还有一点摸不清状况。 „You know that studies joke product matter, we have been keeping secret before, has not told including Percy, Ron and Ginny.” Fred said that „in fact, before mother discovered that our three people knew this matter.” “你知道的,研究笑话产品这件事,我们之前一直在保密,连珀西、罗恩和金妮都没有告诉。”弗雷德解释说,“事实上,在妈妈发现之前,就我们三个人知道这件事。” „Now everybody knew, mother has been angry.” George sighed, said depressed that „Ivan, you were also recently best carefully, mother has been investigating our funds to originate, she started to suspect you!” “现在大家都知道了,妈妈一直在生气。”乔治叹了口气,沮丧地说,“艾文,你最近也最好小心一点,妈妈一直在调查我们的经费来源,她开始怀疑你了！” „The response of Mrs. Weasley somewhat was possibly extreme, this matter has not looked like awful that she imagines.” Ivan said that „in my opinion, where opens one to laugh at the store compared with arriving at the the Ministry of Magic work difference to goes.” “韦斯莱夫人的反应可能有些过激了,这件事并没有像她想象的那么糟糕。”艾文说,“在我看来,开一家笑话商店并不比到魔法部工作差到哪里去。” „We also think that in fact, we only want to open one to laugh at the shop.” Fred and George said with one voice. “我们也是这么想的,事实上,我们只想开一家笑话店。”弗雷德和乔治齐声说道。 „Perhaps we can with her discuss that” “也许我们可以和她谈一谈” „Should better not!” Fred said that „she will not say anything to you, but if knows that we took that much money to study from your there, will erupt absolutely.” “最好不要！”弗雷德说,“她不会对你说什么,但要是知道我们从你那里拿了那么多钱来进行研究,绝对会爆发的。” „Right, mother will kill our two, without hesitation!” George has given a hand signal on own neck. “没错,妈妈会杀死我们两个,毫不犹豫！”乔治在自己的脖子上做了一个手势。 Ivan listens to Fred and George's to complain that what to do does not know should. 艾文听着弗雷德和乔治的抱怨,不知道该怎么办。 No matter how looked that Mrs. Weasley will not agree they open a magic joke shop, only if they can obtain the success first. 不管怎么看,韦斯莱夫人都不会同意他们开一家魔法笑话店的,除非他们能够先取得成功。 Their three teahouses toward sixth floor walks, Hermione and Ginny pursued from behind. 他们三个往六楼的茶室走去,赫敏和金妮从后面追了上来。 „Do you do?” Fred asked vigilantly. “你们过来干什么？”弗雷德警惕地问道。 „Mother makes us look at your three, she seems was worried very much that will be afraid you to throw several dungbomb(s) in the corridor.” Ginny said grinningly. “妈妈让我们过来看着你们三个,她看上去很担心,害怕你们会在走廊内扔几个大粪蛋。”金妮笑嘻嘻地说。 „!” George pitiful looks at Ginny, „my dear youngest sister” “哦！”乔治可怜兮兮的看着金妮,“我亲爱的小妹妹” „Do not care, I will not inform, I think these joke products that you study very interesting, is very popular in the school.” Ginny said. “别放在心上,我不会去告密的,我认为你们研究的那些笑话产品非常的有趣,在学校里面十分受欢迎。”金妮说。 „Cannot deny that these things are very dangerous, is extremely not hygienic, that controls remotely dungbomb(s) is the most obvious example.” Has not smiled, „right that Mrs. Weasley said that you cannot sell to other people these things, this is” “可是不能否认,那些东西都很危险,还有极其不卫生,那个遥控大粪蛋就是最明显的例子。”赫没有笑,“韦斯莱夫人说的对,你们不能把那些东西卖给其他人,这是” Has not waited for Hermione saying that Fred and George hurried pushed out Ivan. 没有等赫敏说完,弗雷德和乔治急忙将艾文推了出去。 „She gave you, Brother!” They drew Ginny to run to sixth floor in a hurry, in corridor only remaining Ivan and Hermione two people. “她交给你了,兄弟！”他们拉着金妮匆匆向六楼跑了过去,走廊内只剩下艾文和赫敏两个人。 Because Ivan leaves unusual is near, the Hermione complexion all of a sudden becomes red. 因为艾文离的非常近,赫敏脸色一下子变得通红。 „Do not blame Fred and George, they hope that brings happily to everybody.” Ivan can feel Hermione aura. “别怪弗雷德和乔治,他们只是希望给大家带来一点欢乐。”艾文能够感受到赫敏身上的气息。 „I know that” Hermione said low voice, has drawn back hurriedly backward one step. “我知道”赫敏小声说道,急忙向后退了一步。 Their two did not have to continue again this issue, then discussed St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries inside decoration. 他们两个没有再继续说这个问题,转而谈论起圣芒戈魔法伤病医院里面的装饰。 Ivan and Hermione passes through double door, saw a swaying staircase, on the wall has been hanging the appearance fierce healer portrait. 艾文和赫敏走过一道道双扇门,看到了一架摇摇晃晃的楼梯,墙上挂着面目狰狞的治疗师的画像。 Crawling staircase time, these healer are shouting to them, diagnoses the strange illness, finds out all sorts of fearful therapies. 爬楼梯的时候,那些治疗师冲他们嚷嚷着,诊断出稀奇古怪的病症,想出种种可怕的疗法。 Fred, George and Ginny do not know where ran up to went, Ivan and Hermione has not seen their three. 费雷德、乔治和金妮不知道跑到哪里去了,艾文和赫敏没有看到他们三个。 They two bought several cans of drink to come back, returned five buildings the time from the sixth floor, suddenly anchored the footsteps. 他们两从六楼买了几罐饮料回来,重新回到五楼的时候,突然停住脚步。 In the front not far away, has behind spell injury branch the window on double door, a male nose presses on the glass, is staring at them to look: The golden curl and bright blue eye, a vacant smiling face, reveals to be whiter much the tooth. 在前方不远处,标有魔咒伤害科的双扇门上的小窗后面,一个男子鼻子压在玻璃上,在盯着他们看:金色的鬈发、明亮的蓝眼睛,一副茫然的笑容,露出白得耀眼的牙齿。 „Oh!” Hermione startled called out suddenly, „is Professor Lockhart!”( To be continued.) “天哪！”赫敏突然惊叫道,“是洛哈特教授！”(未完待续。)
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