FS :: Volume #2

#147: Presents as a gift


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…… …… various people pondering, saw came answer with great difficulty, was actually servant dresses up the young male servant, when to seeing his hand with that pen and ink, then all was shakes the head to smile, this where was a pen, clearly was one charcoal stick. 诸人正在思考中,见好不容易来了一个应对的,却是个家丁打扮小厮,待到见到他手里那截笔墨,便皆是摇头而笑,这哪里是笔啊,分明是一截炭柱 That servant finished the character, the people vision fell together, actually sees that typeface to be flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes, falling the seven characters and first scrolls on the white paper is exactly the same, unexpectedly is also long long long long. 家丁写完字,众人目光一起落了下去,却见那字体龙飞凤舞,落在白纸上七个字与上联一模一样,竟也是“长长长长长长长”。 This good brother, you copy the first scroll, what meaning is actually?” official asked. “这位仁兄,你把上联抄一遍,却是什么意思?”一个仕子问道。 Lin Wanrong hehe said with a smile: What copies? This brother about fearing is does not have understands meaning.” 林晚荣嘿嘿一笑道:“何谓抄?这位兄合怕是没有明了其中意思吧。” Several other official impatient said: Gets down, gets down, loses the time not here, is this pair also you to ?” 另几个仕子不耐烦的道:“下去,下去,莫在这里耽误时间,这对子也是你对得么?” Lin Wanrong being disinclined manages them, looks at that old man saying: „Did old mister, how say?” 林晚荣懒得理他们,望着那老者道:“老先生,怎么说?” The old men laugh saying: This little brother, your could it be did really copy this first scroll?” 老者哈哈一笑道:“这位小哥,你莫不是真的把这上联抄了一遍?” These anagram Laozi in the language class played to overflow in childhood, you hold are installing to turn clearly spread, old man also enough Yin , Lin Wanrong also said with a smile: old mister, if thinks copies, that then copied, the Tianxia article itself is one big copies, I copy also why not.” 靠,这些字谜老子小时候上语文课都玩滥了,你揣着明白装翻涂,老头也够阴啊,林晚荣也是一笑道:“老先生若认为是抄,那便是抄了,天下文章本就是一大抄,我抄抄何妨。” The old man strokes his beard smile said: This little brother really some ways, in view of this, then asked little brother to read aloud this antithetical couplet, so long as right, old obsolete decided however this «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» gift little brother.” 老者抚须微笑道:“这位小哥果然有些门道,既如此,便请小哥将这对联诵读一遍,只要对了,老朽定然将这《西湖烟雨图》赠予小兄弟。” Lin Wanrong said with a smile: „The first scroll is: Long rises long rises long rises ; The second line is: Rising long to rise to rise to be long long. The horizontal solution is: Rises long rises. excuse me/please may I ask old mister, did I read to be right?” 林晚荣笑道:“上联为:长涨长涨长长涨;下联为:涨长涨长涨涨长。横解为:涨长长涨。请问老先生,我读可对?” The old men look at his one eyes, said with a smile: old obsolete goes all over various provinces, this association also had/left more than ten, a day had the first person. little brother sells firmly out of the ordinary.” 老者看他一眼,笑道:“老朽走遍诸省,这联也出了十几遍了,个日才有第一人对得出来。小哥确卖非同凡响。” various people listened to Lin Wanrong to read this antithetical couplet, immediately sudden enlightenment, this was a same character is then joint, long rose to be long. intent is explaining the Qiantang river tide, does for the occasion to write with this «West Lake Misty Rain Chart», is very appropriate. 诸人听了林晚荣读这对联,顿时便恍然大悟,这却是个同字联,长涨涨长。意喻着钱塘江潮,与这《西湖烟雨图》应景应题,十分贴切。 This pair said difficultly, exposed to finish worthless. officials is then annoyed, the such simple matter, how I on couldn't think, called this lowly servant to result in this «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» in vain. 这对子说起来难,说穿了却一钱不值。仕子们便都懊恼起来,这么简单事情,我怎么就没想到呢,白白叫这个小小家丁得了这《西湖烟雨图》。 Eldest Young Lady also clearly becomes aware suddenly, looks that Lin San cannot bear covers the mouth to smile, this person decided has listened to this fan topic, no wonder there are so grasps. 大小姐也是恍然明悟,看着林三忍不住掩嘴一笑,这个人定是早就听过这迷题了,难怪有如此把握。 The old men laugh saying: „ little brother has such scholarship. This «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» also delivers right the person. little brother this please accept. 老者哈哈大笑道:“小哥有如此才学。这《西湖烟雨图》也算是送对了人。小哥这就请收下吧。 This old man is somewhat the skill, this Misty Rain Chart pure background, the nature, indeed can clear heart, calm qi that type draw, should be able to sell a high price. Lin Wanrong was just about to receive grinningly, actually listened to several official saying: old mister, we refuse to accept.” 这个老头是真有点本事,这副烟雨图纯粹画景,十分自然,正是可以明心静气那种好画,应该可以卖个大价钱。林晚荣笑嘻嘻正要接过,却听几个仕子道:“老先生,我们不服。” Old man strange said: „Do you have what objection?” 老者奇道:“你们有何不服?” And official said: This pair, although was witticism as if made by Heaven, but the person of this dealing, actually took the art, therefore I and others refused to accept. old mister this «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» non- is the common thing, I and others had a mind to look at reverently. Then asked old mister to set the topic again, I and others had compared.” 其中一个仕子道:“这对子虽是妙语天成,但这应对之人,却取了巧劲,所以我等十分不服。老先生这《西湖烟雨图》非是俗物,我等有心瞻仰。便请老先生再出个题,我等重新比过。” The old men said with a smile: Fails to keep one's word, that person what stand? old obsolete just/then had once said that so long as match this couplet, this «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» then donates he, now this little brother matched, how I also can renege on a promise?” 老者笑道:“言而无信,其人何立?老朽方才曾说过,只要对上联子,这《西湖烟雨图》便赠予他,现在这位小哥对上了,我又岂可反悔?” Lin Wanrong nods, this old man truly some loyalty, look in this share, this «West Lake Misty Rain Chart». I must sell a good price unable surely to owe you. 林晚荣点点头,这个老头确实有些义气,看在这个份上,这《西湖烟雨图》。我定要卖个好价钱才不能亏了你。 The old men looked at Lin Wanrong one, then said: Since everyone/various talent scholar has this aesthetic pleasure, old obsolete is also very gratified, this, then asked this to take drew little brother to leave again unites one, so long as in everyone/various some people of match, old obsolete then above this Sudi, made «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» again, old obsolete can guarantee drafts, this two chart ideal condition flavors were completely different, everyone/various completely may feel relieved.” 老者看了林晚荣一眼,接着道:“不过既然诸位才子学士有这雅兴,老朽也十分欣慰,这样吧,便请这位取了画小哥再出联一副,只要诸位中有人对得上,老朽便在这苏堤之上,再做一副《西湖烟雨图》,老朽可以保征,此两副图意境韵味完全不同,诸位尽可放心。” Old man face floats off several points of proud color, seems confident about the own picture technique. At the same time, the same place, marks two «West Lake Misty Rain Chart», but also wants the ideal condition flavor to be different, this means anything, various people on the scene clearly, but nobody suspects this old man ability, but looked when he then completes that picture accomplishes a task with ease the type condition, then knows that he decides however also has reservation. On the other hand, even these two «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» exactly the same, with this old man skill penmanship, that is still a big selling point, is likes the person of picture going after like ducks the treasure. 老者脸上浮起几分骄傲之色,似乎对自己的画技信心十足。在同一时间,同一地点,画上两副《西湖烟雨图》,还要意境韵味都不同,这意味着什么,在场诸人都是清楚地很,可是没有人怀疑这老者能力,但看他方才完成那副画时游刃有余种态,便知道他定然还有保留。话说回来,即便是这两副《西湖烟雨图》一模一样,凭着这老者功力笔法,那也是一个大大卖点,也是爱画之人趋之若鹜宝贝啊。 Audience scholar consented joyfully, the old man looks at Lin Wanrong to say with a smile: little brother, does not know that old obsolete this takes the liberty to request, whether little brother does give several points of thin surface?” 学士欣然应允,老者望着林晚荣笑道:“小哥,不知老朽这个冒昧请求,小哥可否给几分薄面?” Puts out a hand not to hit the smiling face person, said again this old man attitude is very friendly, Lin Wanrong to his quite somewhat favorable impression, then said with a smile: Since is the elder speaks, boy how can there be not from it principle this old mister, if I have to unite no one to answer, your this second picture, then must give to me.” 伸手不打笑脸人,再说这个老头态度十分友好,林晚荣对他颇有几分好感,便笑道:“既然是长者发话,小子焉有不从之理不过这位老先生,若是我出无人答得出来,那你这第二副画,便也要送给我了。” Eldest Young Lady hears to smile, this Lin San is really has not been willing to suffer a loss the fellow, these words, was built on the invincible position: Some person of matched, to he does not have any loss, if cannot match, his then also can take second «Misty Rain Chart». Is deceitful by this person of , he will decide however will not have what simple couplet , this crowd of officials were also too miserable, how to meet this to go bad to cannot go bad the person again. 大小姐听得嫣然一笑,这个林三还真是个不肯吃亏家伙,这一句话,便是立于了不败之地:有人对上来了,对他没有任何损失,若是对不上来,那他便可以拿第二副《烟雨图》了。以这人狡诈,他定然不会出什么简单联子,这群仕子们也太惨了点,怎么就遇到了这个坏到不能再坏了人呢。 The old men laugh, heroic tunnel/said: little brother leaves freely, if no one can be right, let alone one, is ten, old obsolete can also draw to come out.” 老者哈哈一笑,豪迈地道:“小哥尽管出吧,若是无人能对,别说一副,就是十幅,老朽也能画出来。” The toad yawns, the tone is but actually big, I hang in the Food For Immortals four associations, has not seen a person to be able right to come out. However today your old man is really kind, then gives you to select face, has simple . 癞蛤蟆打呵欠,口气倒大啊,我挂在食为仙四副联,还没见一个人能够对的出来呢。不过今日你这老头够意思,便给你点面子,出个简单吧。 Lin Wanrong paced several steps, are saying with a smile slowly: today, since is a same character is joint, the boy revealed shortcomings, has a same character to be joint with great courage.” 林晚荣缓缓踱了几步,笑着道:“今日既然是个同字联,那小子就献丑了,斗胆也出个同字联吧。” In those days only then talent tested others, today is actually one's turn me to test you, Lin Wanrong smiled, took the publishing books pen, this time actually several smart official hurried spreads the white paper, Lin Wanrong showed a faint smile, takes pen in hand to write: Sea water toward toward toward toward toward toward toward falling.” 往日只有才子考别人地,今儿个却轮到我来考你们了,林晚荣嘿嘿一笑,取出书笔,这次却有几个机灵仕子急忙将白纸摊好,林晚荣微微一笑,提笔写到:“海水朝朝朝朝朝朝朝落。” These couplet all are middle school study language time Lin Wanrong most likes , playing is the glib lips, was just right for his temper, can not be unhappy? 这些联子俱是中学学语文时候林晚荣最喜欢,耍是嘴皮子,正合了他性子,焉能不喜? Saw Lin Wanrong these characters, during the people then fell into hesitated. even/including Eldest Young Lady and that old man are no exception. Had previously the example, various people then knows that this was a same character united, but how to break the space, how to read. Actually is a big knowledge, how most people then link read out make unclear, let alone to publishing second line. 见了林晚荣这几个字,众人便都陷入了沉吟当中。就连大小姐和那老者也不例外。有了先前例子,诸人便都知道这是个同字联了,可是如何断宇,如何读取。却是一个大大学问,大部分人便连如何读出都弄不明白,更别说对出下联了。 Eldest Young Lady shows a faint smile, thought a while, then has known how to read this couplet, but to publishing the second line, actually he cannot. he cannot bear looked at Lin San one with a smile, this person, is naughty, does not know where makes some such essays to be wonderful. 大小姐微微一笑,想了一会儿,便已知道如何读这联子,可是对出下联,却非他所能了。他忍不住含笑看了林三一眼,这人啊,精灵古怪,也不知道是从哪里弄来这么杂文奇对。 Lin Wanrong all around looked at one with a smile. Sees besides some Eldest Young Lady and that old man clue. Other officials all knit the eyebrows, obviously cannot feel the way. 林晚荣笑着四周看了一眼。见除了大小姐和那老者有些头绪外。其他仕子们皆是愁眉紧锁,显然是摸不着门道。 But some people to?” Lin Wanrong said with a smile, pressed these official, his heart might as well very much, being called you to read poems to oppose. Laozi today makes you experience anything to be called person beyond person beyond the sky to have the day, avoid your these fellow the eye curled upwards above the skies to go all day, thinks that Earth leaves you not to transfer. “可有人对得出来?”林晚荣笑道,为难了这些仕子,他心里爽得很,叫你们吟诗作对。老子本天就让你们见识一下什么叫做人外有人天外有天,省得你们这xie家伙整天眼睛翘到天上去了,以为地球离了你们就不转了。 Various official all are dumbfounded, just/then said that this servant is opportunistic, now was one's turn oneself, is actually opportunistic the access unable to feel continually, this poetry book also is really read in vain. 仕子皆是哑口无言,方才说这家丁取巧,现在轮到了自己,却连取巧门径都摸不着,这诗书还真是白读了 Sees the no one reply. When Lin Wanrong that old man said with a smile: „ old mister, since no one replied, I then must gather this second «West Lake Misty Rain Chart». 无人应答。林晚荣笑着时那老者道:“老先生,既是无人应答,那我便要收取这第二副《西湖烟雨图了》。 Old man hurried say/way: Holds on a minute, little brother please allow old obsolete to think again.” 老者急忙道:“且慢且慢,小哥请容老朽再想一想。” This old man attitude ten points of good, Lin Wanrong heart said, this person truly has the knowledge to have experience , treats people modestly courteous, amiable, is well-experienced, this studies, this demeanor, this imposing manner, where was Hou Yuebai these dogshit talent ratios resulted in . 这个老头态度十分之好,林晚荣心道,这种人才是真正有学问有见识,待人谦虚有礼,平易近人,阅历丰富,这才学,这风度,这气势,哪里是候跃白那些狗屎才子比得了 Lin Wanrong shows a faint smile saying: Might as well, might as well, old mister thinks slowly.” 林晚荣微微一笑道:“无妨,无妨,老先生慢慢想。” Eldest Young Lady goes forward to spill him, is saying with a smile: Quit when you're ahead, this old mister manner is kind, your not again difficult/pressed he.” 大小姐上前拉拉他,笑着道:“见好就收了,这老先生为人和蔼,你莫再为难他了。” Lin Wanrong shakes the head, earnestly said: Eldest Young Lady, you made a mistake, my is not difficult/pressed he, but respects him.” 林晚荣摇摇头,正色道:“大小姐,你错了,我这不是为难他,而是尊重他。” Eldest Young Lady stared, then was a little then clear, like this old man such person, you left can baffle his issue, to him, that was the biggest pleasure and gratified, was the true respect. 大小姐愣了一下,接着便有点明白了,像这老者这样的人,你出了能够难倒他问题,对他而言,那便是最大乐趣和欣慰了,也是真正尊重。 Eldest Young Lady was angry his eyes, said with a smile: Most meets the paradox on you, calculates that you held true.” 大小姐嗔了他一眼,笑道:“就你这人最会诡辩,算你有理了。” Lin Wanrong sees Eldest Young Lady face/flour peach cheek smile such as a flower, that figure, that appearance, the peach blossom also won three points compared with March/three months, heart also jumped rapidly two, secretly said, what's the matter, seemed recently getting more and more low to this little girl resistivity, this way, cannot pass again for several days, Laozi is then overthrown by her, feared also willingly. 林晚荣大小姐粉面桃腮笑颜如花,那身段,那模样,比三月桃花还胜了三分,心里也急速跳了两下,暗道,最近怎么回事,对这个小妞抵抗力似乎越来越低下了,这样下去,再过不了几天,老子便是被她推倒了,怕也是心甘情愿地了。 Eldest Young Lady sees him to observe closely oneself, heart trembles, the cheeks flying rosy cloud, snort/hum said: Looks at anything to look, looked digs again your eyeball.” 大小姐见他盯住自己,心里一颤,脸颊飞霞,哼道:“看什么看,再看把你眼珠子挖出来。” Digs also to then look.” Lin Wanrong hee hee said with a smile. “挖出来也要接着看。”林晚荣嘻嘻笑道。 Impolite, I have not seen your such bad person.” Eldest Young Lady could not suffer that his vision, quickly retroceded two steps, the cast the head to the side light say/way: You, if is so again frivolous, I paid no attention to you.” “无礼,我就没见过你这么人。”大小姐捱不住他目光,急忙后退了两步,偏过头去轻道:“你若是再这般轻薄,我就不理你了。” I pour, this reason may really enough out of it , only see Eldest Young Lady face somewhat light anger, knows girl to be thin-skinned, cannot sexually harass actually one time, must accumulate slowly, every day sexually harasses, making her resistance degenerate unknowingly, until punctures her bottom line. 我倒,这理由可真够逊,只是大小姐脸上有几分薄怒,知道女孩子面皮薄,不能一次调戏到底,要慢慢积累,每天调戏一点,让她抵抗不知不觉中退化,一直到戳破她底线。 Lin Wanrong hehe smiles, Eldest Young Lady sees his face floods obscene light, actually has a scare, quickly leaves his several steps, heart thump thump jumps madly, this evil person look was too loathful. 林晚荣嘿嘿直笑,大小姐见他面泛淫光,却是吓了一跳,急忙离开他几步,心里怦怦乱跳,这恶人眼神太令人讨厌了。 Lin Wanrong in the fantasize, is actually listening to that old man to clap fiercely, joyful said: Had.” 林晚荣正在意淫,却听那老者猛地一拍手,欣喜道:“有了。” His voice is really loud, actually has a scare pondering various people, this old man over the face look of excitement, takes too small, under the Lin Wanrong first scroll, shuā shuā brushes writes down one line of large characters: Floating clouds long long long long disappear.” 他声音甚大,却是将正在思考中诸人吓了一跳,这老者满面兴奋之色,取过小毫,在林晚荣上联下,刷刷刷挥毫写下一行大字:“浮云长长长长长长长消。” Lin Wanrong stared, this old man, but somewhat the skill, this pair neat to the extreme, is heaven-made supposes one pair. 林晚荣愣了一下,这老头,可真有点本事啊,这对子工整极了,便是天造地设一双。 various people saw is this old man right, heart long breathes a sigh of relief, also somewhat was disappointed, that «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» dream is completely then disillusioned. 诸人见是这老者对了出来,心里长长舒了口气,却有几分失望,得那《西湖烟雨图梦想便彻底破灭了。 Old man over the face is joyful, anxious looks at Lin Wanrong saying: little brother, how you read this second line.” 老者满面欣喜,急切望着林晚荣道:“小哥,你看这下联如何。” Lin Wanrong sees his temple to be pale, at this time such as a child is pleasantly surprised, nods to say with a smile: 林晚荣见他鬓角苍白,此时却如一个孩童般惊喜,点点头笑道: „The old mister high talent, the boy admires full of admiration.” 老先生高才,小子佩服地五体投地。” Mistake,” old man nods saying: little brother you can do for the occasion, couplet will insert in this association before, the association of this same character then resembles to have words at fingertips and write with facility, that is the true high talent.” “错错错,”老者点头道:“小哥你能应景而出,将之前一联嵌入这联中,这同字之联便似信手拈来,那才是真正高才。” Should say that language teacher teaches to be good, Lin Wanrong smiles, he does not know how the shameless two characters write, also said, should say Laozi study good is. However this old man horse buttocks lover, this horse buttocks patted to be extremely crisp, Lin Wanrong haha talked about with interest: old mister overpraised, our one another one another.” 应该说走语文老师好,林晚荣嘿嘿一笑,他根本不知道无耻两个字怎么写,道,应该说老子好才是。不过这老头马屁外夫十分了得,这个马屁拍极爽,林晚荣哈哈乐道:“老先生过奖了,咱们彼此彼此。” various people sees his two to praise mutually, how actually makes on unclear this second line actually to read, also asked embarrassed, must listen to this two people to speak. 诸人见他两个互相夸奖,却弄不明白这上下联到底应该如何读,却不好意思发问,只得听这两人说话。 Old man full of enthusiasm said: I painted in those days, actually never writes the copy, has not once thought that in the bank of this today Qiantang, on Sudi Bridge, met the little brother so talent, is really the friend, said that can not probably broken return to the case.” 老者兴致勃勃道:“我往日与人作画,却从不题印鉴,没曾想到在这今日钱塘之畔,苏堤桥上,遇上了小兄弟这般人才,真乃知己也,说不得要破回例了。” Lin Wanrong said with a smile: old mister overpraised, actually your picture ten points of good, should be able to sell- 林晚荣笑道:“老先生过奖了,其实你这画十分之好,应该能卖个—— Eldest Young Lady quickly stared his one eyes, Lin Wanrong immediately realized, oh, for a while was happy almost says inadvertently. 大小姐急忙瞪了他一眼,林晚荣顿时省悟,哎哟,一时痛快差点说漏嘴了。 The old men show a faint smile saying: little brother can could it be sell my picture?” 老者微微一笑道:“小兄弟莫不是要将我这画卖出去?” Well, more said that this old man jumped over intelligent, Lin Wanrong heart was strange, this old man was really not simple, he awkwardly smiled saying with a smile: old mister so upholds justice, if the boy the string deceived you, that then disrespected. Was open about the facts old mister saying that I to poem to picture only then the crude person knowledge, this picture placed here also to waste, might as well make a price, sold to appreciates the person truly, that can it not be two suitable?” 咦,越说这老头聪明了,林晚荣心里奇怪,这老头还真是不简单啊,他讪讪笑了笑道:“老先生如此仗义,小子若是说谎话骗了你,那便是不敬了。不瞒老先生说,我这人对诗对画都只有半吊子学问,这画放在我这里也是浪费了,不如做个价,卖了给真正欣赏人,那岂不是两相宜?” This time writer black ink gentleman, regards as important regarding the own treasured painting , many unwilling own works and silver money relate together, thinks that such contaminated the copper stink, disparages oneself. Lin Wanrong these words hear Eldest Young Lady to be fearful and apprehensive, heart said, you usually are also become a ghost the person, today so to be how rash. 这个时代文人墨士,对于自己的墨宝十分地看重,许多人都不愿意自己的作品与银钱联系到一块儿,认为那样是沾染了铜臭味,是贬低自己林晚荣这一番话听得大小姐胆战心惊,心道,你这人平时也是成精人,今儿个怎么如此莽撞。 Although the Eldest Young Lady judge some experiences, actually cannot compare Lin Wanrong, Lin Wanrong sees this old man attire to be magnificent and expensive, the manner is very gentle, is not worthwhile hides the truth from him, then said to him directly. 大小姐识人虽也有些见识,却比不上林晚荣,林晚荣见这个老头衣着华贵,为人却很是平和,也犯不着瞒他,便直接对他说了。 The old men said with a smile frank: little brother really is the person of integrity, old obsolete admires. If this picture really can turn into true gold and white silver, that is also big good deed one. The trading trading, then turns into the silver money to make the thing like this, if the person of Tianxia, has little brother this general mind, my Great Hua what does worry outmoded?” 老者爽朗笑道:“小哥果然是诚信之人,老朽十分佩服。若这画真能变成真金白银,那也是大大好事一件。商事商事,便是将物变成银钱这样做起来,若天下之人,都有小哥般的头脑,我大华何愁不兴呢?” A few words saying that the Lin Wanrong great happiness, listening to this old man words the meaning, not only is not ashamed, instead thinks happily, seems like to the feeling of doing business does not have anything repel, this was then rare. 一句话说林晚荣大喜,听这老头话里意思,不仅是不以为耻,反以为喜,似乎是对经商没有什么排斥之感,这便是难得了。 little brother, you do business ?” The old men asked. 小兄弟,你是做生意吧?”老者问道。 Lin Wanrong nods, the old man said with a smile: You do business in this Jiangnan, perhaps we have to meet for day. today this copy I must write.” 林晚荣点头,那老者笑道:“你既是在这江南做生意,说不定我们还有见着面一天呢。今日这印鉴我更是要题了。” He has taken small, wrote four small characters in that «West Lake Misty Rain Chart» corner/horn, then the smile throws the pen, like wind goes. 他取过小楷,在那《西湖烟雨图角上撰了四个小字,便微笑丢笔,撒然而去。
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