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#69: I did, you are optional!


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Director Chen, your may a little not be atypical.” Tang Dahai looks at Chen Shu with a laugh, the repugnant appearance of anxious to stir up trouble, said: Complied to ask the cousin to eat the salad, what meaning did you do one basket of child vegetables to suspend here are? The man real man is a promise that can be counted on, lives up to one's words.” 陈总监,你这可就有点儿不地道啊。”汤大海笑呵呵地看着陈述,唯恐天下不乱的讨厌模样,说道:“答应好了要请表姐吃蔬菜沙拉,你搞一筐子蔬菜摆在这里是什么意思?男子汉大丈夫就是要一诺千金,说到做到。” His line of sight shifted on Kong Xi, said: Cousin, my Tang Dahai is not always a stirring up trouble man. However if this matter places on me, I could not endure.” 他的视线转移到了孔溪身上,说道:“表姐,我汤大海从来都不是一个挑事的男人。但是这种事情要是放在我身上,我是忍受不了的。” „......” “……” I want to make you eat the meat.” Chen Shu looks at Kong Xi, makes noise to say. “我想让你吃肉。”陈述看着孔溪,出声说道。 What?” The Kong Xi eyes confuse looks to Chen Shu. “什么?”孔溪双眼迷惑的看向陈述 I thought that you were too thin, wants to make you eat some meat.” Chen Shu face earnest saying: I do not want to make you eat the green vegetables.” “我觉得你太瘦了,想让你多吃些肉。”陈述一脸认真的说道:“我不想让你吃青菜。” Eats the meat to gain weight.” Saying that Kong Xi is angry. “可是吃肉会长胖啊。”孔溪生气的说道。 Not, even if eats fat you still to compare 99% women to be thin.” Chen Shu this time is not only concerned about face, does not want the dignity. Played the role of " pig " a moment ago eating unripened grain vegetable leaf, what matter but also there is he cannot do? “不会的,就算吃胖的你也比百分之九十九的女人要瘦。”陈述这次不仅仅不要脸了,连尊严都不要了。刚才都扮「猪」吃青菜叶子了,还有什么事情是他做不出来的? My where is so thin, soon 100 jin (0.5 kg).” Kong Xi plaintive saying. Desperate wants to bear, however the curve of corners of the mouth has actually exposed her mood at this moment. “我哪有那么瘦啊,都快要一百斤了呢。”孔溪哀怨的说道。拼命的想要忍住,但是嘴角的弧度却已经暴露了她此时此刻的心情。 As a specialized artist, she discovered that she does not have the means to control itself. 做为一名专业艺人,她发现自己没办法控制自己。 But your height leg is long, such a average, instead makes your stature seemingly exquisite to send. This thin place is thin, should have the meat place to have the meat. If thin, face/color price/value still online, but does not favor your health.” At this moment, Chen Shu turned into a specialized nutrition expert and horse buttocks Grandmaster. “但是你身高腿长,这么一平均下来,反而让你的身材看起来玲珑有致。该瘦的地方瘦,该有肉的地方有肉。要是再瘦下去的话,颜值依然在线,但是已经不利于你的健康。”这一刻,陈述变成了一名专业的营养专家和马屁大师。 So is seriously good?” Kong Xi looked down own long leg, had a look at own chest...... is really that attractive. “当真这么好啊?”孔溪低头看了看自己的长腿,又看看自己的胸部……果然是那么好看。 Although she looks in a mirror every day, can time and time again in own graceful bearing appearance by the mirror was fallen. But, hearing Chen Shu spoke her in the presence of everyone is very happy. 虽然她每天照镜子的时候,都能一次又一次的被镜子里面自己的风姿容貌所倾倒。可是,听到陈述当众讲出来她还是很开心。 After all, this is the words that she delivered embarrassed in the presence of everyone. 毕竟,这是她自己不好意思当众讲出来的话啊。 Yes.” The Chen Shu firm incomparable nod, wishes one could to hit the head in the desktop comes up. Also you must be more outstanding, although I who I said wrote a script of hundreds of thousands character, but still did not describe well your appearance. Book to using side Henshao, possibly said is my mood.” “是的。”陈述坚定无比的点头,恨不得把脑袋撞在桌面上去。“你比我说的还要更加优秀一些,虽然我写了一部好几十万字的剧本,但是仍然形容不好你的容貌。书到用时方恨少,可能说得就是我这种心情吧。” Tang Dahai runs to touch the Chen Shu forehead, saying of worry: Chen Shu, did you have a fever?” 汤大海跑过去摸摸陈述的额头,担心的说道:“陈述,你发烧了?” No.” Chen Shu breaks free from his hand. Is this person so repugnant? But Kong Xi own thigh, the thigh cannot offend. He praised bold against one's conscience was so long, you did not echo also even, what friend but also did the destruction in the middle is? “没有。”陈述把他的手甩开。这人怎么那么讨厌啊?孔溪可是自己的大腿,大腿是万万不能得罪的。他没脸没皮昧着良心夸奖了这么久,你们不附和也就算了,还在中间搞破坏算是什么朋友? That sends the show.” Tang Dahai incomparably affirmative saying: This is not Chen Shu that I know, my good friend Chen Shu is not this. I stand have not opened the mouth here, I suspected that these words run from my mouth.” “那就是发骚了。”汤大海无比肯定的说道:“这不是我认识的陈述,我的好朋友陈述不是这样的。要不是我就站在这里没有开口,我都怀疑这些话是从我嘴里跑出去的。” I testified.” Li Ruyi said. Such Chen Shu makes him feel very not Chen Shu. He thought that Chen Shu wanted the aloof more charming than Tang Dahai, if everyone turned into Tang Dahai, should be a how dreadful matter? “我作证。”李如意说道。这样的陈述让他觉得很不陈述。他觉得陈述汤大海要高冷迷人多了,要是人人都变成汤大海,该是多么可怕的一件事情啊? Chen Shu quite looked at Tang Dahai one awkwardly, these lines truly are Tang Dahai " chicken goes against the wind " . In order to subside the anger of thigh, therefore he taking advantage of caused. Looks at the Kong Xi expression manner, the use effect should be good. 陈述颇为尴尬的看了汤大海一眼,这些台词确实是汤大海的「鸡汤风」。为了平息大腿的怒火,所以他才借着使了一下。看孔溪的表情神态,使用效果应该还是不错的。 Without were pierced by Tang Dahai is good. 假如没有被汤大海戳穿就好了。 Really, listened to the Tang Dahai words, the Kong Xi complexion big change. 果然,听了汤大海的话,孔溪脸色大变。 She is sideways slightly, raises the fine busy small face to look to Tang Dahai, makes noise to ask: Dahai was said Chen Shu lecture was you have used the lines?” 她微微侧身,昂起精致无暇的小脸看向汤大海,出声问道:“大海是说陈述讲的都是你用过的台词?” „It is not I have used the lines, is I have used style.” Tang Dahai whole face proud appearance. My soup chicken soup, the girls like drinking very much, nutritious health. Having to urge their mood to be joyful, mysterious effect that the appearance will be stationed in forever.” “不是我用过的台词,是我用过的风格。”汤大海满脸骄傲的模样。“我的汤式鸡汤,女孩子都很喜欢喝,滋补健康。有促使她们心情愉悦,容颜永驻的神奇效果。” Chen Shu plagiarizing?” 陈述剽窃?” Not?” “可不是吗?” „Are the words that he spoke false?” “他说的话都是假的?” False.” “假的。” Which a few words are false?” “哪一句话是假的?” Is......” Tang Dahai shuts up suddenly, whole face panic-stricken looks to Kong Xi. “都是……”汤大海突然间闭嘴,满脸惊恐的看向孔溪 What's wrong?” Kong Xi smiles to have a nightmare like the flower, sweet-voiced saying: Said quickly, are Chen Shu which a few words false?” “怎么了?”孔溪笑魇如花,声音甜美的说道:“快说啊,陈述哪一句话是假的?” Without.” The head of Tang Dahai swings is like the rattle-drum, incomparably firm earnest saying: Chen Shu said does not have a few words to be false. Each is the heartfelt praise of real from the heart, I and Li Ruyi can testify.” “没有没有。”汤大海的脑袋摇得跟拨浪鼓一样,无比坚定认真的说道:“陈述说的没有一句话是假的。每一句都是真真实实的发自内心的由衷赞美,我和李如意可以作证。” Li Ruyi also detected that the situation is not wonderful, fell into Kong Xi to dig in the pit to go incautiously, hurried to nod, said: I testified.” 李如意也察觉到情况不妙,一不小心就掉进孔溪挖得坑里面去了,赶紧点了点头,说道:“我作证。” Chen Shu blossoms at heart happily, has not actually displayed on the face, puzzled looks that Tang Dahai and Li Ruyi said: You thought that Little Xi is unattractive? I felt good, she was I have seen the prettiest girl.” 陈述心里乐开了花,却没有在脸上表现出来,一脸疑惑地看着汤大海李如意说道:“难道你们觉得小溪不好看?我觉得挺好的啊,她是我见过的最漂亮的女孩子了。” „Is is, is I have seen attractively......” Tang Dahai nods again and again, the words have not said, some discovery people throw a bone-chilling cold bent spotting tool. “是是是,也是我见过最漂亮的……”汤大海连连点头,话未说完,就发现有人丢过来一记凛冽的眼刀。 Turns around, the Xie Yujie whole face despises is staring at itself who disdains. 转过身去,谢雨洁正满脸鄙夷不屑的盯着自己。 Forgot that the fiancee is poking in side...... 忘记未婚妻在旁边杵着了…… This pair of cheating couple is a monster, said that a few words dig a pit......” Tang Dahai unable to bear in the grief and indignation make noise at heart. “这一对狗男女是妖怪嘛,说一句话挖一个坑……”汤大海忍不住在心里悲愤出声。 Li Ruyi has a look at Kong Xi of bright eyes and white teeth, has a look Chen Shu that villains holds sway, Xie Yujie that also has a look to be red in the face Tang Dahai that and has murder written all over one's face...... 李如意看看明眸皓齿的孔溪,看看小人得志的陈述,又看看面红耳赤的汤大海和满脸杀气的谢雨洁…… Lowered the head to knock the melon seed. 低头磕起了瓜子。 Compared with not eating a melon seed safer matter. 没有比吃瓜子更安全的事情了。 Tang Dahai looks to Xie Yujie, was explaining said: You should understand that had anything...... I to be bullied a moment ago.” 汤大海看向谢雨洁,解释着说道:“你应该明白刚才发生过什么……我被欺负了。” I am not clear.” Xie Yujie coldly withstood/top one. “我不明白。”谢雨洁冷冷地顶了一句。 Young Master Tang more injured. 汤大少更加受伤了。 Double fist difficult enemy four, the wicked tiger also to fear the pack of wolves. 双拳难敌四手,恶虎还怕狼群。 He thought that Chen Shu and Kong Xi are the wolves, oneself fight in isolation therefore collapses completely. 他觉得陈述孔溪是狼群,自己孤军作战所以一败涂地。 Kong Xi first surrounding " after miscellaneous personnel " kills completely, this looks to Chen Shu, said: I do not like your being perfunctory.” 孔溪先把周围的「闲杂人等」全部都干掉之后,这才看向陈述,说道:“我不喜欢你的敷衍。” You, if likes eating the salad seriously, at the worst next time will be many for you buy several......” Chen Shu to be a little guilty. Others helped you such big busy, makes you please eat salad you unable to achieve. Was is not too serious the thigh? “你要是当真喜欢吃蔬菜沙拉,大不了下次多给你买几份……”陈述有点儿愧疚。人家帮了你这么大的忙,就让你请吃一个蔬菜沙拉你都做不到。是不是太不把大腿当一回事儿了? But I like your honesty.” Kong Xi cheeks slightly red, somewhat embarrassed saying. “但我喜欢你的诚实。”孔溪脸颊微红,有些不好意思的说道。 „......” “……” Tang Dahai looks at Chen Shu and Kong Xi expression, scolded one low voice: cheating couple.” 汤大海看着陈述孔溪的表情,小声骂了一句:“狗男女。” What?” Li Ruyi exhausted melon seed while makes noise to ask. “什么?”李如意一边剥瓜子一边出声问道。 I said that......” Tang Dahai a neck that seizes Li Ruyi, hiss exclaimed: Is good your Li Ruyi, even you dare to dig a pit to me......” “我说……”汤大海一把掐住李如意的脖子,嘶吼道:“好你个李如意,连你都敢给我挖坑……” Serves a meal.” The father carries a small stove to come out, makes noise to shout: Suspends quickly the dining table.” “开饭喽。”老爹端着一个小火炉出来,出声喊道:“快把饭桌摆好。” Chen Shu the round table suspends with Tang Dahai Li Ruyi hurries eating meal with, according to the head/number of people was placed the chair in the surroundings, looked like in childhood the new year's celebration same lively atmosphere. 陈述汤大海李如意赶紧把吃饭用的圆桌摆出来,又按照人头在周围摆好了椅子,就像是小时候过年一样的热闹氛围。 The food that brave the steam carried, legume flower fish fillet, sweet and sour spareribs, green pepper pig's intestines and hot pepper chicken nugget, Mapo bean curd and hotbed chive egg, vegetarian sauteed three items, sea white winter melon soup. Although the father is the Guangzhou person, what in the past with is the cook of Sichuan cuisine chef study, what therefore is good at doing is the Sichuan cuisine. 一盘盘冒着热气的菜肴端了上来,豆花鱼片、糖醋排骨、青椒肥肠、辣子鸡块、麻婆豆腐、韭黄鸡蛋,素炒三鲜,还有一个海白冬瓜汤。老爹虽然是花城人,但是当年跟的是川菜厨子学的厨艺,所以更加擅长做的是川菜。 On the legume flower fish fillet is covering the thick red pepper, blobs of oil swing the ripples above, heard that the fragrance greets the nostrils, making one look at the appetite greatly to open. 豆花鱼片上面盖着厚厚一层红辣椒,一圈圈油花在上面荡起涟漪,闻起来香味扑鼻,让人看得食欲大开。 Chen Shu looks to Kong Xi, saying of unusual lackey: You have a look, I know that the father will do delicious so many, therefore does not want to make you eat the vegetables.” 陈述看向孔溪,非常狗腿的说道:“你看看,我就知道老爹会做这么多好吃的,所以不想让你吃蔬菜。” Kong Xi stares at good food eyes of table to shine, saying that on the face on being ready to make trouble mouth incomparably is actually worried about: Can gain weight can gain weight......” 孔溪盯着一桌子的美食双眼放光,脸上蠢蠢欲动嘴上却又无比担心的说道:“会长胖的会长胖的……” When the father takes a seat, everyone then starts the chopsticks. 等到老爹入座,大家这才开始动筷。 The Chen Shu Tang Dahai Li Ruyi three people accompany the father to drink the white liquor, Kong Xi and Xie Yujie drink the coconut tree juice. The father takes the lead to hold up the wine glass, said: „This first glass of liquor, we respect Ruyi.” 陈述汤大海李如意三人陪着老爹喝白酒,孔溪谢雨洁喝椰汁。老爹率先举起酒杯,说道:“这第一杯酒,我们敬如意。” Respects Ruyi to have a new lease of life.” Chen Shu follows to raise glass. “敬如意重获新生。”陈述跟着举杯。 Respects Ruyi to get out of misery freely.” Tang Dahai also follows to raise glass. “敬如意脱离苦海得自由。”汤大海也跟着举杯。 Kong Xi and Xie Yujie do not know that what happened, but, the men raised glass, they also followed to hold up the coconut tree juice...... unable to get drunk in any case. 孔溪谢雨洁不知道发生了什么事情,但是,男人们都举杯了,她们俩也跟着举起了椰汁……反正也喝不醉。 Thanks.” Li Ruyi follows everyone to raise glass together. “谢谢。”李如意跟着大家一起举杯。 Strong liquor gets into the stomach, Chen Shu feels the chest cavity burning combustion. 一口烈酒下肚,陈述觉得胸腔火辣辣的燃烧起来。 Grasps the chopsticks to eat the vegetable/dish, actually in discovery front dish does not know that were when many several fish fillets. 抓起筷子想要吃菜,却发现面前的碟子里面不知道什么时候多了好几块鱼片。 Chen Shu shot a look at one to sit in nearby Kong Xi slantingly, discovered that she is lowering the first choice the fishbone to eat with great interest. 陈述斜瞥了一眼坐在旁边的孔溪,发现她正低头挑着鱼刺吃得津津有味。 Li Ruyi received the beverage bottle, front drinking glass fills to the brim to oneself, then carried the wine glass to stand, a face grateful looks at Chen Shu and Tang Dahai, said: Without Chen Shu and Dahai , there would be no my Li Ruyi today. I respect Chen Shu and Dahai one cup.” 李如意接过酒瓶,给自己面前的玻璃杯倒满,然后端着酒杯站了起来,一脸感激的看着陈述汤大海,说道:“没有陈述大海,就没有我李如意的今天。我敬陈述大海一杯。” Then, tosses down full one glass of white liquors. 说完,就把满满一杯白酒一饮而尽。 Chen Shu and Tang Dahai look at each other in blank dismay, somewhat is dumbfounded. 陈述汤大海面面相觑,都有些傻眼。 This glass of liquor must have 22, words that drinks, feared that was the vegetable/dish has not eaten several to keel over drunk on the table. 这一杯酒得有二两,这么喝下去的话,怕是菜没吃上几口就要醉倒在桌子上了。 Chen Shu urged low voice: Ruyi, first eats several vegetables/dishes to drink again. Drinks do not drink such anxiously. Otherwise will be drunk.” 陈述小声劝道:“如意,先吃几口菜再喝酒。喝酒不要喝这么急。不然会醉。” I did, you are optional.” Li Ruyi said. “我干了,你们随意。”李如意说道。 The Tang Dahai eye was red, looked like received the greatest shame, saying of being angry: What person my Tang Dahai did you treat as? You did, why to make me optional? This matter my Tang Dahai cannot do.” 汤大海眼睛就红了,就像是受到了莫大的羞辱,生气的说道:“你把我汤大海当作什么人了?你干了,凭什么就让我随意?这种事情我汤大海做不出来。” The words just said, a supine neck, gave to drink clean one glass of white liquors. 话刚说完,一仰脖子,就把一杯白酒也给喝了个一干二净。 Chen Shu flustered, urged in side: Slow is slow a point......” 陈述慌了,在旁边劝道:“慢一点慢一点……” Speech time, carried the wine glass to sip a small mouth. 说话的时候,端起酒杯抿了一小口。 Really spicy!” “真辣!” A look of table person gathered on the face of Chen Shu. 一桌子人的眼神都聚集在了陈述的脸上。 „Are you really optional?” Tang Dahai reddens all over the face, in the hand also grabs just drank up the spatial wine glass. “你真随意啊?”汤大海满脸通红,手里还抓着刚刚喝干了的空酒杯。 Listens to Ruyi.” Chen Shu clamped a fish to force in the mouth, righteous saying: Ruyi said that he did, we...... otherwise, how can he express at will to our senses of gratitude?” “听如意的。”陈述夹了一块鱼肉塞进嘴里,理直气壮的说道:“如意都说了,他干了,咱们随意……不然的话,他怎么能表达出对咱们俩的感激之情?” „......” The muscle on Tang Dahai face twitches, the hand also a little shakes. “……”汤大海脸上的肌肉抽搐,手也有点儿抖。 Feared no one is blocking, he wants the white liquor cup to pat in the hand is grasping on the face of Chen Shu. 要不是怕没人拦着,他都想把手里握着的白酒杯子拍在陈述的脸上。
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