Chapter 300 and Hua Ming rabbit and Tang Zhong underpants! 第300章、花明的兔子和唐重的内裤！ The good deed has not gone out, scandal running thousand li (500 km). 好事未出门,绯闻跑千里。 The Tang Zhong press conference has not started, the news of Tang Xin substitute person status has then spread over the one corner of Chinese century, meanwhile is turning toward the even more broad world spread. 唐重的新闻发布会还没有开始,唐心替身身份的消息便已经传遍了华人世纪的第一个角落,同时还在向着更加宽广的世界蔓延。 „Startled day secret, the Xiangtan concert Tang Xin substitute person status exposes ——” “惊天秘闻,香滩演唱会唐心替身身份曝光——” „Is dressed as a woman of several months is not discovered, may be called entertainment world miracle ——” “男扮女装数月之久不被发现,堪称娱乐圈奇迹——” „Elder Brother for younger sister ‚mounting the stage’, most touching vindicating ——” —— “哥哥代妹‘登台’,最感人的表白——”—— Originally, whether Tang Xin has the dispute of substitute person status is the hot spot event of China entertainment world. Before the Xiangtan concert goes on sang, the argument still did not have the one clear answer. 原本,唐心是否有替身身份的争议便是华夏娱乐圈的热点事件。在香滩演唱会开唱之前,外界的争论仍然没有一个明确的答案。 This news once were issued, the momentum that brings aggravates the situation without doubt. 这个消息一经发布,所带起来的声势无疑是火上浇油。 This first issued the news in Xiangtan «Today Morning paper» official micro blog once caused everyone's question, many person post messages are not willing to believe that even also some people said that this is the practical joke hype of reporter. 这则最先发布在香滩《今日晨报》官方微博上的消息一度引起了大家的质疑,有不少人跟贴留言不愿意相信,甚至还有人说这是记者的恶作剧炒作。 However, when more and more media issue such news simultaneously, even NetEase, searched, to ascend and other official micro blogs of mainstream Internet also to confirm the after authenticity of this event, everyone only had the one feeling: No means believe. 但是,当越来越多的媒体同时发布这样的消息,甚至连网易、搜搜、腾达等主流网络媒体的官方微博也证实了这一事件的真实性后,所有人都只有一个感受:没办法相信。 Even these first questioned that the person of Tang Xin substitute person status does not have the means to believe. 即便连那些最先质疑唐心替身身份的人也没办法相信。 They only think that Tang Xin is a substitute person, but —— has not thought, Tang Xin is a man. 他们只以为唐心是替身,但是——怎么也没有想到,唐心是个男人。 „God. This possible? Is the woman who I like a man? Does not have the means to accept.” “天啊。这怎么可能？我喜欢的女人是个男人？没办法接受啊。” „ahhhhh, is Tang Xin a man? However is willing to be dressed as a woman to replace the younger sister to stand —— or/is still lets person very affected —— on stage” “啊啊啊,唐心怎么是个男人啊？不过愿意男扮女装代替妹妹站在舞台上——还是让人挺感动的——” „Tang Xin? Tang Xin how?” —— “唐心呢？唐心怎么了？”—— Netizen's message has the shock, has the anger, naturally, majority unexpectedly displayed the support. 网友的留言有震惊的、有愤怒的,当然,大多数竟然表现出了支持。 They are hard to accept sing false, now, actually accepts one confidently ‚stuffed dummy’. 他们难以接受假唱,现在,却坦然的接受了一个‘假人’。 When Hua Ming sees this information, fiery that he is lying in front of the computer and one is called ‚cherry mouth slightly waist’ the woman chats. His man or the woman who these net ID to the seduction take absolutely does not have the resistivity. The experience that even if failed has been able to write «Network picking up girls Failure Guide». 花明看到这则信息时,他正趴在电脑前和一个叫做‘樱桃嘴小蛮腰’的女人聊的火热。他对那些网名取的诱惑的男人或者女人完全没有抵抗力。即便失败的经验已经可以写成一本《网络泡妞失败指南》。 „Actually, I understood that is not many. What poems and songs zither | Jean chess painting and calligraphy astronomical geography philosophy said that the automobile jewelry clothing cosmetics slightly know the fur/superficial knowledge, from being skilled in also differs too far. It is not worth mentioning.” Hua Ming fires off these words, hehe laughed foolishly to send. “其实吧,我这人懂得也不是很多。什么诗词歌赋琴棋书画天文地理哲学佛道汽车珠宝服饰化妆品都只是略知皮毛,距离精通还相差太远。不值一提。”花明打完这段话,就嘿嘿傻笑着发了出去。 „What degree slightly knows?” The cherry mouth slightly waist asked. “略知到什么程度？”樱桃嘴小蛮腰问道。 „Knows their names and mode of writing.” Hua Ming returns said. “知道它们的名字和写法。”花明回道。 Therefore, the image of cherry mouth slightly waist on ‚dropping’. 于是,樱桃嘴小蛮腰的图像就‘掉线’了。 When Hua Ming to rain curses this woman does not understand his ‚flowered is humorous’, ascends to spring a hot spot news: The Tang Xin substitute person status exposure, is his one's own Elder Brother substitutes. 正当花明大骂这女人不懂他的‘花氏幽默’时,腾达弹出一条热点消息:唐心替身身份曝光,是其亲生哥哥替代。 A heart trembling hand of Hua Ming shakes, first selected that dialog box fork fork. 花明的心一哆嗦手一抖,第一时间就点了那个对话框的叉叉。 Then looks, discovered Li Yu is having the earphone to listen to music to read the novel, Liang Tao goes to make his fine arts younger sister College, Tang Zhong asks for leave for several days not to appear, he then felt relieved. 回头看去,发现李玉在戴着耳机听歌看小说,梁涛又去约他的美术学院妹妹,唐重请假好几天没有出现,他这才放下心来。 Turns on the homepage, starts to seek for the news of Tang Xin substitute person incident. 打开网页,开始寻找唐心替身事件的新闻。 Does not use the special search, now all portals take this to come mark red to overstrike as the hot news. 不用特别的搜索,现在所有的门户网站都把这个做为了热点新闻来标红加粗。 Also some website direct to issue topic. Not only to issue event explanation, even also emitted the Butterfly Group work and first twice concert video. 还有的网站直接做出了专题。不仅仅做出了事件解读,甚至还放出了蝴蝶组合的作品以及前两次的演唱会视频。 „How is false? How is false?” If the Hua Ming heart the dying embers, muttered said. „This not possible. This completely not possible —— false on false? How is a man? Do you let like your man feeling sad?” “怎么是假的呢？怎么是假的呢？”花明心若死灰,喃喃说道。“这不可能。这完全不可能——假的就假的吧？怎么是个男人呢？你让喜欢你的男人情何以堪？” Before Tang Zhong turns around looks on a wall he slept every night, must kiss several Tang Xin pictorials, has feeling that a nausea wants to spit. 唐重转身看了一眼墙上他每天晚上睡觉前都要亲几口的唐心画报,有种恶心想吐的感觉。 Did oneself kiss such a long time woman —— is a man? 自己亲了那么长时间的女人——原来是个男人？ „Luckily not to her masturbating (shooting airplanes).” Hua Ming wants to say. Such a thinks, he thought oneself took the huge advantage. “幸好没对着她打飞机。”花明想道。这么一想,他又觉得自己占了天大的便宜。 Also thinks perhaps when oneself, other pervert uses her picture masturbating (shooting airplanes), he simply happy serious. 又想到自己只是亲亲,说不定还有别的色狼用她的照片打飞机时,他简直高兴的不得了。 Stupid matter that oneself has not done, others actually did. What doesn't that profit is? 自己没做的蠢事儿,别人却做了。那不是占便宜是什么？ You looked, Schoolmate Hua Ming is so always easy to satisfy. 你看,花明同学总是这么容易满足。 After he watches the reports of various websites, has believed Tang Xin has the fact of substitute person. 当他看完各家网站的报道后,已经相信了唐心有替身的事实。 He starts to be worried that the rabbit Little Clever safety gets up. 他开始担心起兔子小乖的安危起来。 At that time he vowed solemnly and Liang Tao has made a bet, said that if Tang Xin were false, he cut Little Clever made the hot pot. 当时他信誓旦旦的和梁涛打过赌,说如果唐心是假的,他就把小乖切了做火锅。 Now the Tang Xin substitute person status had determined, he can cut Little Clever seriously made the hot pot? 现在唐心的替身身份已经确定,他当真要把小乖切了做火锅？ Remembered Little Clever not to have his picking up girls success ratio to sell at a discount greatly, his heart must break to pieces. 想起小乖没了他泡妞的成功率要大打折扣,他的心都要碎了。 „At that time Second Brother also stood oneself. Was he mistaken?” Hua Ming depressed wants to say. Until now, he is unusually / exceptionally trusts to Tang Zhong. Thought that he handles matters calm, vision alone spicy ——, possible he also wants to eat the rabbit meat. “当时老二也是站在自己这边的啊。他怎么也看走眼了呢？”花明郁闷的想道。一直以来,他对唐重是非常信任的。觉得他办事沉稳,眼光独辣——唉,可能他也想吃兔子肉吧。 In the network the news of related Tang Xin substitute person are getting more and more, quick, the video of Xiangtan concert was also passed to the network on. 网络上有关唐心替身的消息越来越多,很快的,香滩演唱会的视频也被人上传到了网络。 Hua Ming first selected the broadcast. 花明第一时间就点了播放。 „Damn. Which abnormal transvestite I must have a look actually am dressed as a woman saying that ——” the Hua Ming mouth was foul-mouthed. He made him sacrifice fellow unusually / exceptionally of rabbit to this is not unfriendly. “狗日的。我倒是要看看是哪个变态人妖男扮女装——”花明嘴里骂骂咧咧的说道。他对这个让他牺牲掉兔子的家伙非常不友善。 When saw on stage ‚Tang Xin’ rips open the clothing when yelling of several tens of thousands of audience, said loudly ‚I am not Tang Xin, I am her Elder Brother’ this, Hua Ming excited being hard from already. 当看到舞台上的‘唐心’在数万观众的喊叫下撕开衣衫,大声说‘我不是唐心,我是她哥哥’这一幕时,花明激动的难以自已。 „Good. Good. Good. Should like this. This is the real man.” Man excited saying. He forgot his idea, forgot him a moment ago the hatred to this man. “好。好。好。就应该这样。这才是真爷们儿。”爷们一脸兴奋的说道。他都忘记了他刚才的想法,也忘记了他刚才对这个男人的仇恨。 When ‚Tang Xin’ resumed the oneself original sound speech, he thought that this sound is a little familiar-sounding. 当‘唐心’恢复了自己本来的声音讲话,他觉得这声音有点儿耳熟。 unusually / exceptionally is ripe! 非常熟！ Listens again, feels more and more familiar. 再听听,越来越觉得熟悉。 He rubs the eyes, earnest taking a look, earnest taking a look —— 他揉了揉眼睛,认真的瞅瞅,再认真的瞅瞅—— His head soon puts in monitor inside. 他的脑袋都快要伸进显示器里面。 „Ah- —” the Hua Ming scream makes noise. “啊——”花明尖叫出声。 He confirmed the one fact finally. 他终于确定了一个事实。 He discovered the one startled huge secret. 他发现了一个惊天大秘密。 Who stands the fellow —— on stage he is not Second Brother is? 站在台上的这个家伙——他不是老二是谁？ Sound that he spoke, when he spoke the tone, when his Weixiao / smile narrowed the appearance of eye, posture —— this possible that he walked? 他说话的声音,他说话时的语气,他微笑时眯眼睛的样子,还有他走路的姿势——这怎么可能？ This possible? 这怎么可能？ This possible? 这怎么可能？ This possible? —— 这怎么可能？—— Hua Ming thought that oneself little heart is hard to withstand such big pleasant surprise and stimulation. 花明觉得自己的小心肝难以承受这么大的惊喜和刺激。 He does not have the means to imagine, all day with their nest loser male Tang Zhong —— that is always together he is being great celebrity Tang Xin's elder brother? Does he also replace the oneself younger sister to stand on stage sings to dance? 他怎么也没办法想象,整天和他们窝在一起形影不离的屌丝男唐重——他是大明星唐心的哥哥？他还代替自己的妹妹站在舞台上唱歌跳舞？ He thought of many past events. 他想到了很多往事。 When he remembers Tang Zhong to wear all day the black frame big eyes mirror is attended the birthday party will not tidy up life way of doing things specially, he remembers new student / new life party oneself, because having diarrhea does not have the means to mount the stage, he who almost never sings ran up to the stage to sing «Me from Northern One Wolf». He remembers the fact that he is absent from class frequently, he remembers mysterious telephone that he meets frequently, he remembers him to have two cell phone —— 他想起唐重整天戴着黑框大眼镜就是去参加秋意寒宴会时也不会特别收拾一番的生活作派,他想起新生晚会自己因为拉肚子没办法登台,几乎从不唱歌的他跑到台上唱了一首《我是来自北方的一条狼》。他想起他经常缺课的事实,他想起他经常接的神秘电话,他想起他有两部手机—— „Yes. Certainly is this.” Hua Ming said. Looks that also on the stage is moving Tang Zhong, now some people tell him this are not Tang Zhong this are other alone/one person —— he do not have the means to believe. Tang Zhong, but also are some people more familiar than him? He touches has hugged has rested the man, can he also unable to look? “是的。一定是这样。”花明说道。看着还在台上活动着的唐重,现在就是有人告诉他这不是唐重这是另外一个人——他也没办法相信了。是不是唐重,还有人比他更熟悉？他摸过抱过一起睡过的男人,他还能看不出来？ bang —— 哐—— The bedroom gate was hit. 寝室门被人撞开。 Liang Tao flushed hurriedly, blows on the hands, while laughs heartily asking: „Is Boss / Big Brother, doing?” 梁涛风风火火的冲了进来,一边呵手,一边大笑着问道:“老大,在干嘛呢？” The Hua Ming point operates the one irrelevant homepage, said: „Reads the novel. Recently had good —— that a novel wrote” 花明点开一个无关的网页,说道:“看小说。最近有本小说写的很不错——” „Come. I look for a news to have a look to you.” Liang Tao grinning saying. “来。我给你找一条新闻看看。”梁涛笑嘻嘻的说道。 „What news?” The Hua Ming thoughts move. Wasn't this boy the appointment goes? Knew this news? “什么新闻？”花明心思一动。这小子不是约会去了吗？怎么也知道这消息了？ „You get up. I look to you.” Liang Tao wants to shove open before the computer Hua Ming. “你起来。我给你找找。”梁涛想要把花明从电脑前推开。 „Does not use. I have no interest in the news. I must read the novel.” Hua Ming is not certainly willing to move the buttocks. If made him look that news, his Little Clever could not preserve. “不用了。我对新闻没兴趣。我要看小说。”花明当然不愿意挪屁股。要是让他把那条新闻找出来了,他的小乖就保不住了。 Liang Tao looks at Hua Ming hehe smiling, said: „Second Brother, have you known?” 梁涛看着花明嘿嘿的笑着,说道:“老二,你已经知道了吧？” „What knows?” “知道什么？” „The matter of Tang Xin substitute person.” Liang Tao revealed Hua Ming that son Little Xin / careful to think directly. „You think that your not making way computer, this matter I don't know? You think that you are not willing to acknowledge, your rabbit Little Clever did preserve? Do you believe? Tomorrow the newspaper of the world is this news —— Boss / Big Brother, do not struggle. Man real man, a word, four horse Nanzhui.” “唐心替身的事情啊。”梁涛直接就揭穿了花明的那点儿小心思。“你以为你不让开电脑,这事儿我就不知道了？你以为你不愿意承认,你的兔子小乖就保住了？你信不信？明天满世界的报纸都是这条消息——老大,别挣扎了。男子汉大丈夫,一言即出,四马难追。” Hua Ming feels the heart of oneself in the drop blood. 花明觉得自己的心在滴血。 „I mean what he says.” Hua Ming sound low and deep saying. „But, before that you must comply with my three condition ——” “我说话算话。”花明声音低沉的说道。“不过,在那之前,你得答应我三个条件——” „Excuse me, this is you loses to my. Why do I also want to accept your condition?” Liang Tao is not certainly glad. “拜托,这是你输给我的。我凭什么还要答应你的条件？”梁涛当然不乐意了。 „That exempts discussed.” Saying that Hua Ming acts shamelessly. “那就免谈。”花明耍赖的说道。 „Good line. You said. Has a look at me to comply.” Liang Tao urged. “行了行了。你说说吧。看看我能不能答应。”梁涛催促道。 „First, your bottle of DIOR perfumes give to me.” “第一,你那瓶DIOR香水送给我。” „That bottle was almost used up.” “那瓶快用完了。” „I want is that empty bottle.” Hua Ming said. “我要的就是那个空瓶子。”花明说道。 „—— does not have the issue.” Liang Tao thought that this fellow is sick. “——没问题。”梁涛觉得这家伙有病。 „Second, your «Great nation Uprising» gives to me.” “第二,你的那本《大国崛起》送给我。” „That book not in Second Brother where? Can you come to do?” “那本书不是在老二哪边嘛？你要来干什么？” The one girl who „I am pursuing likes this book. I want to give to her.” Hua Ming said. “我正在追求的一个女孩子喜欢这本书。我想送给她。”花明说道。 „Does not have the issue. Takes away.” “没问题。拿去。” Therefore, Hua Ming began to take away Liang Tao that bottle of Tang Zhong to spurt DIOR scent-bottle immediately a time and that he sees with one's own eyes «Great nation Uprising» that the Tang Zhong postil crossed. 于是,花明就立即动手拿走了梁涛那瓶唐重喷过一次的DIOR香水瓶和那本他亲眼看到唐重批注过的《大国崛起》。 He has not put forward the third request. 他没有提第三个要求。 But crashed in bathed , send the mud and other life things to lock the oneself cabinet Tang Zhong has used the drinking glass, toothpaste, toothbrush and comb. 而是冲进了沐浴间,把唐重用过的水杯、牙膏、牙刷、梳子、发泥等生活用品全都锁进了自己的柜子。 Also squatting down body, the Tang Zhong two sneakers and several pairs of sock that hang in the outside balcony receiving. 又蹲下身体,把唐重的两双运动鞋和几双挂在外面阳台的袜子给收了进来。 When he when the corner of Tang Zhong bed discovered he does not have the underpants that cleans with enough time, cannot bear laughed loudly get up. As if one had found a treasure resembles ‚original ecology’ underpants wrapped to Little Xin / careful this cautiously. 当他在唐重床铺的角落发现一条他没来得及清洗的内裤时,忍不住哈哈大笑起来。如获至宝似的把这‘原生态’内裤给小心翼翼的包裹了起来。 „Boss / Big Brother —— are you all right?” Liang Tao was completely ignorant. This fellow? What received to stimulate? Is smiling this appearance to Tang Zhong underpants unexpectedly? „Or doesn't the —— rabbit we eat?” “老大——你没事儿吧？”梁涛完全懵了。这家伙怎么了？受了什么刺激？对着唐重的一条内裤竟然笑成这幅模样？“要不——兔子咱们不吃了？” „The third request.” Hua Ming said. „Later, Second Brother all business are handled by me.” “第三个要求。”花明说道。“以后,老二的一切事务都由我来打理。” Hua Ming heart is really blossoms happily. 花明心里实在是乐开了花啊。 Without the rabbit, he also has the Tang Zhong underpants. When Nanjing University these fellows discovered that the school had/left great celebrity, was not insane general welled up toward their bedroom? 没有了兔子,他还有唐重的内裤啊。等到南大这些家伙发现学校出了个大明星,还不是疯了一般的往他们寝室涌过来？ At that time —— did he also use picking up girls? Where he only needs to lie down by the little girl bubble. 那个时候——他还用泡妞吗？他只需要躺在哪儿被妞泡啊。 The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力