241 st, smiles the world laughable person! 第241、笑天下可笑之人！ „By pit.” This is the first response of Tang Zhong. “被坑了。”这是唐重的第一反应。 The Teacher Jiao birthday, oneself actually has no preparation, casual runs to eat meal —— to have oneself to be the apprentice? This in emotion is not suitable in the principle. 焦老师,自己竟然没有任何准备,大大咧咧的就跑来吃饭——有自己这么做徒弟的吗？这于情于理都不适合啊。 Changes mind thinks, with the temper of Teacher Jiao Yuheng, his not possible informs the matter of oneself birthday to make oneself prepare the gift ahead of time. Also said one to Jiao Nanxin probably, making oneself have the dinner to the family/home. 转念一想,以焦育恒老师的性子,他不可能提前告知自己的事情让自己去准备礼物。大概也就是给焦南心说一声,让自己到家里来吃晚饭吧。 But, Jiao Nanxin this woman is also. Teacher Jiao made you say, you did say seriously? one unnecessary character? one small reminder? 可是,焦南心这女人也是。焦老师让你这么说,你就当真这么说？一个多余的字都没有？一个小小的提醒都没有？ If Jiao Nanxin in the front, Tang Zhong really wants to pull down the pants to spank her. 如果焦南心在面前的话,唐重真想扒下裤子打她的屁股。 Naturally, what Tang Zhong wants to do is Nanjing University all male students wants to handle the matter that. 当然,唐重想做的是南大所有男生都想做的事情。 In any event, they are also the schoolmates, is ally —— is the friend of mutual fight. Moreover, oneself is her class leader, how she has not thought can flatter oneself? indeed is not the cadre the class leader. 无论如何,他们也是同学,是战友——是互相战斗的朋友。而且,自己是她的班长,她怎么就没想过要讨好自己呢？真是不把班长当干部。 This woman is not too loyal. Tang Zhong decided that later she does not want to attend class hits telephone to ask for leave again, oneself will not approve. If she cannot dare, oneself looks for instructor tattletale —— to make her hang to make her make a payment to let her make-up test. 这女人太不讲义气。唐重决定了,以后她不想上课的时候再打来电话请假,自己是不会批的。她要是敢不来,自己就去找辅导员打小报告——让她挂科让她交钱让她补考。 Teacher's wife laughed loudly that Wang Qikui this affection directs, said: „seldom you still remember. Before in the school studied, wants to eat comes, unusually / exceptionally was convenient. Now you in abroad, want to make you eat meal are not convenient ——” 王其奎这番作态引的师母哈哈大笑,说道:“难得你还记得。以前在学校读书时,想吃就来,非常方便。现在你人在国外,就是想让你过来吃顿饭也不方便了——” „Teacher's wife this is criticizes me not to be filial to the utmost well.” Wang Qikui face sincere saying: „A while I eat certainly several stuffed dumplings.” “师母这是批评我没有好好尽孝。”王其奎一脸诚挚的说道:“一会儿我一定多吃几颗饺子。” One crowd of person laughed loudly. 一群人哈哈大笑。 Jiao Yuheng greeted several people to go out to dine, Tang Zhong saw to put the cake on tea table, wished one could to choke to death Jiao Nanxin this woman while still alive. 焦育恒招呼着几人出去吃饭,唐重看到摆在茶几上的蛋糕,恨不得把焦南心这女人给活活掐死。 He passed through the gate a moment ago time, has not seen the cake on this tea table. If saw at that time, he definitely knows that today some people celebrate a birthday. The ascertaining situation, going out to buy a gift to come is not late again. 他刚才进门的时候,没有看到这茶几上的蛋糕。如果那个时候看到了,他就一定会知道今天有人过生日。问清楚情况,出去买份礼物再过来也不迟。 But, silly stand of oneself in study room quite a while, shouted until teacher's wife eats meal, oneself knows that Teacher Jiao celebrated a birthday this matter, again which went out also with enough time? 可是,自己在书房里傻站半天,直到师母过来喊吃饭,自己才知道焦老师过生日这回事儿,再出去哪还来得及？ Before the cake, where? certainly by Jiao Nanxin was mentioned the room hid. 蛋糕之前在哪儿？肯定是被焦南心提到房间藏起来了。 Tang Zhong turns one's face to look at is helping tidy up Jiao Nanxin of tableware in the restaurant, although she pretends a expressionlessly appearance, however her corner of the eye actually one wipes the happy expression. 唐重转过脸看向正在餐厅帮忙收拾碗筷的焦南心,她虽然装作一幅面无表情的样子,但是她的眼角却有一抹笑意。 This is her one petty action. When they debated, if Jiao Nanxin had the confidence to the oneself excuse very much or she gives oneself to dig a pit in the words secretly, will reveal such expression. 这是她的一个小动作。每当他们辩论时,焦南心如果对自己的说辞很有信心或者她在话里偷偷给自己挖了个坑,就会露出这样的表情。 Now, her is heart very certainly self-satisfied? 现在,她的心里一定很得意吧？ An shame of Tang Zhong face, embarrassed saying: „Never expected that today is the Teacher Jiao birthday, my anything gift has not prepared —— with enough time” 唐重一脸的羞愧,不好意思的说道:“没想到今天是焦老师的生日,我什么礼物都没来得及准备——” The gift did not have the preparation also even, the oneself intention must always express. 礼物没有准备也就算了,自己的心意总是要表达出来的。 Jiao Yuheng beckons with the hand, said: „What birthday yo? Qikui comes back from abroad, Diou also came, making your coming whole family eat meal together. The senior citizens and your youngster are different, we celebrate a birthday, that is one few one ——” 焦育恒摆了摆手,说道:“过什么生日哟？其奎从国外回来,迪欧也来了,让你过来一家人一起吃顿饭。老年人和你们年轻人不一样,我们过生日,那是过一个少一个——” „Bah bah.” Teacher's wife makes noise to interrupt the Teacher Jiao words, scolded: „Your this old fogey, day well, said that what these do make?” “呸呸呸。”师母出声打断焦老师的话,骂道:“你这老头子,好好的日子,说这些做什么？” Then she looks to Tang Zhong, said with a smile: „Your teachers do not like making widely known, is thinks that the peaceful whole family eats meal. Be not thinking the matter of gift. One of us outmoded this.” 然后她看向唐重,笑着说道:“你们老师不喜欢张扬,就是想安安静静一家人吃顿饭。你就别想着礼物的事情了。自家人不兴这个。” Both old man are the very good very good people, to good of Tang Zhong also unusually / exceptionally unusually / exceptionally. 两位老人都是很好很好的人,对唐重也非常非常的好。 „Yes.” Wang Qikui also has the cavity to say. „In student hand few spare cash, the youngster expenses are also big, or/is still oneself is studying this money Liu well. The teacher will not care about this thing —— , after , had prospects, is filial to the utmost again well.” “是啊。”王其奎也出腔说道。“学生手里也没几个闲钱,年轻人的开销又大,还是把这钱留着自己好好念书吧。老师也不会在乎这点儿东西——等到以后有出息了,再好好尽孝吧。” In the Wang Qikui surface is helping Tang Zhong get free of the explanation, in fact or/is still has to reprove the meaning of education. 王其奎表面上是在帮唐重开脱解释,实际上还是有训斥教育的意思。 However, had the beforehand lesson, Wang Qikui had/left the move more discrete again. 不过,有了之前的教训,王其奎再次出招就谨慎很多。 He also takes Jiao Yuheng intentionally, said that he will not settle on Tang Zhong that son thing. If Tang Zhong refuted, could it be wants to show that Teacher Jiao did care about this birthday present very much? 他故意把焦育恒也带上,说他不会看中唐重那点儿东西。如果唐重反驳,难道是想证明焦老师很在乎这件生日礼物吗？ Tang Zhong knows, Wang Qikui wants to say oneself does not have money not to have the potential now, is the one poor student, even if gives the gift unable to send out any good quality. Smoke one bottle of liquor what, will Teacher Jiao Yuheng care? 唐重知道,王其奎是想说自己现在没钱没势,就是一个穷学生,就算送礼物也送不出什么好成色。一条烟一瓶酒什么的,焦育恒老师会在乎吗？ His such a stirs up, instead makes Tang Zhong think that on oneself actually has a thing to make the gift. 他这么一激,反而让唐重想到自己身上其实是有一件东西可以做礼物的。 „senior brother said that is not right.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. „I know certainly that Teacher Jiao will not care about these things, my one poor student truly could not deliver what valuable thing ——, but, this cannot be the reason that I was not filial to the utmost. Senior Brother Wang one hour three thousand US dollar, delivers 100,000 million US dollar, that many ——” “师兄这么说就不对了。”唐重笑着说道。“我当然知道焦老师不会在乎这些东西,我一个穷学生也确实送不了什么值钱的东西——可是,这也不能做为我不尽孝的理由。王师兄一个小时三千美金,就是送上十万百万美金,那也不多——” The face of Wang Qikui pulled out. 王其奎的脸又被抽了一记。 Although he bought many gifts, but, that does possible have 100,000 million US dollar? How many things can that buy? 虽然他买了不少礼物,可是,那怎么可能有十万百万美金？那得买多少东西啊？ „I am a student. Every month the spending money of several hundred dollars must support by the family member.” Only transfers title of ownership depending on Jiang Keqing under Jinxiu Hall to his name, the asset must be over Wang Qikui dozens several hundred times. Every month that side Jinxiu Hall draws bonus several million ideas, now says that every month only has the incidental expenses of several hundred dollars. Tang Zhong this was not concerned about face. „Must give the gift , can only oneself begin to do. First, to economize, moreover represented a oneself intention.” “我是学生。每月几百块钱的零花钱还得靠家人赞助。”仅凭姜可卿过户到他名下的锦绣馆,资产就要超过王其奎几十数百倍。每月锦绣馆那边的分红数百万计,现在却说每个月只有几百块钱的零花。唐重这是不要脸到底了。“要送礼物,也只能自己动手去做了。一是省钱,另外也是代表了自己的一番心意。” Tang Zhong fishes out one also to have the woodcarving of temperature from the bosom, both hands held to hand over, said: „Wish the teacher great good fortune, happy birthday.” 唐重从怀里摸出一个还带着温度的木雕,双手捧着递了过去,说道:“祝老师福如东海,寿比南山。” Jiao Yuheng Department Head does not worry about food and clothing, the descendant is filial, the spouse is virtuous, but also indeed did not lack anything. Words that must offer birthday congratulations, wishes his more and more longevity. 焦育恒院长不愁吃不愁穿,儿孙孝顺,老伴贤惠,还真是不缺什么了。要祝寿的话,也就是祝他越来越长寿。 Jiao Yuheng narrows in eye stare fixedly at Tang Zhong holds that small gadget, asked with a smile: „What is this?” 焦育恒眯着眼睛盯着唐重手里捧着的那个小玩意儿,笑着问道:“这是什么？” „Maitreya Buddha.” Tang Zhong said. „This Buddha is my oneself carving, from beginning school to carve now, uses off and on completely for three months, couple of days ago finished, has not polished —— to give to the teacher it with enough time well now, hopes that the old normal university stomach tolerated to accommodate the world intolerable matter, opened the mouth then the Xiaoxiao / smiles world laughable person.” “大肚佛。”唐重说道。“这尊佛是我自己雕刻的,从开学雕到现在,断断续续的用了尽三个月时间,前两天才完工,都没来得及好好打磨——现在把它送给老师,希望老师大肚能容容天下难容之事,开口便笑笑天下可笑之人。” Wang Family father and son complexion changes. Coming out that they feel, Tang Zhong this saying somewhat makes oblique charges. 王家父子脸色又是一变。他们都感觉的出来,唐重这话有些含沙射影。 Who is the laughable person? 谁是可笑之人？ „Carved it yourself?” A Jiao Yuheng face surprise, receives sizes up carefully. The image of Buddha starts to sink, has the light fragrance, what should elect is Hainan pineapple or Vietnamese pear and other lumbers. However, although is yellow flower pear, the former may compared with latter precious innumerable times. “自己雕的？”焦育恒一脸诧异,接过来细细打量。佛像入手微沉,有淡淡的馨香,应该选的是海南黄梨或者越南梨等木材。不过,虽然都是黄花梨,前者可比后者珍贵无数倍。 With the Jiao Yuheng experience, this image of Buddha wooden decorative design in a utensil pretty like ugly face, fragrance elegantly simple like rosin, should belong to Hainan yellow. 以焦育恒的见识,这尊佛像木质纹饰漂亮如鬼脸,香味淡雅如松香,应该属于海南黄。 Looks at this engraver again, the density sends, when the depth is appropriate, applies the heavy blade uses the heavy blade, when should want the fine grinding then thin fine grinding. Some people said, Maitreya Buddha is a most difficult to carve Buddha. 再看这雕工,疏密有致,深浅得当,应用重刀时用重刀,应要细磨时便细细磨。有人说,大肚佛是最难雕的一尊佛。 Why? 为什么？ Because the Maitreya Buddha whole body is smooth, the knife point slips slightly, this Buddha will present the edges and corners. Has edges and corners Maitreya Buddha, then has slight defect Maitreya Buddha. 因为大肚佛全身圆滑,刀尖稍微打滑,这尊佛就会出现棱角。有棱角的大肚佛,便是有瑕疵的大肚佛。 But that Tang Zhong delivers does not have one is not smooth, does not have one to have the edges and corners. Obviously its blade labor is exquisite, is not the child crosses each family's gadget. 而唐重送上来的这尊无一处不圆滑,无一处有棱角。可见其刀工精湛,不是小孩子过家家的玩意儿。 „Good. Good. Good.” The Jiao Nanxin first even/including shouted three good characters. „Tang Zhong, never expected that you have such a good craftsmanship. indeed can give the person to be pleasantly surprised frequently. Your this gift teacher is unable to put down, is hard to give up. You send, I accepted brazenly.” “好。好。好。”焦南心一连喊出三个好字。“唐重啊,没想到你还有这么一手好手艺。真是能时时刻刻给人惊喜啊。你这份礼物老师爱不释手,难以割舍啊。你送来,我就厚着脸皮收下了。” „If the teacher rejects, that is affecting.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. „Hopes that the teacher do not shut out the gift is not valuable is good.” “如果老师拒绝,那才是让人伤心啊。”唐重笑着说道。“希望老师别嫌弃礼物不值钱才好。” „Your this child.” Saying of teacher's wife affection. „This is a vulture of your blade blade, spent countless painstaking care in inside. How can not say valuable?” “你这孩子。”师母慈爱的说道。“这是你一刀刀的雕出来的,花费了无数心血在里面。怎么能说不值钱啊？” „flattery / horse buttocks essence.” Jiao Nanxin said in nearby low voice whisper. “马屁精。”焦南心在旁边小声嘀咕道。 Tang Zhong smilingly looked at her one eyes, without speech. 唐重笑眯眯的看了她一眼,没有说话。 „On the table eats meal.” Jiao Yuheng said. „I first go to give this Buddha.” “上桌吃饭。”焦育恒说道。“我先去把这尊佛给供起来。” Then, turns around runs toward the study room. Thus it can be seen, he is the gift that liked Tang Zhong giving. 说完,转身就朝着书房跑去。由此可见,他是爱极了唐重送的礼物。 „This old fogey.” Teacher's wife blamed one with a smile. Then is drawing on Wang Qikui and Tang Zhong the table eats meal. On the table has suspended several stuffed dumplings, two stews and several plates of stir-fried dishes, seeming like dinner unusually / exceptionally are sumptuous. “这老头子。”师母笑着责怪了一句。然后拉着王其奎和唐重上桌吃饭。桌子上早就摆好了好几盘饺子,还有两个炖菜和几碟炒菜,看起来晚餐非常丰盛。 „Qikui and Diou seldom comes back. Tang Zhong also drinks several cups in —— our master several.” Jiao Yuheng said that while moves toward the wine chest of living room. “其奎和迪欧难得回来。唐重也在——咱们爷几个喝几杯。”焦育恒一边说,一边走向客厅的酒柜。 Then, takes one bottle of white liquors to come. 说完,拿着一瓶白酒过来。 „Hē the red wine in abroad, without vigor. Today tastes the nice wine of teacher.” Wang Qikui said with a smile. Has saying that this person can mix today's such position really to have its reason, his so many years have not come back, come back to integrate the Teacher Jiao family instantaneously, do not put on airs, have not deliberately displayed the oneself famous status, still when to keep he was studying each few words that and Jiao Family contact condition, says make people think kind humorous, can be close to the distance among people instantaneously. “在国外都是喝红酒,没劲儿。今天尝尝老师的好酒。”王其奎笑着说道。不得不说,这个人能够混到今天这样的地位确实有其原因,他那么多年没有回来,一回来就瞬间融入到焦老师的家庭,不装腔作势,也没有刻意表现自己的大牌身份,仍然保持着他读书时和焦家的交往状态,所说的每一句话即让人觉得亲切幽默,又能够瞬间接近人与人之间的距离。 For example teacher's wife entered the study room to eat meal a moment ago, he stands the appearance that immediately to issue worries to eat. Although seems like the performance insufficiently respects about the teacher, but also indirect is praising the stuffed dumpling that teacher's wife makes too to be really delicious. So many years, still made people be hard to dismiss from mind. 譬如刚才师母进书房请吃饭,他立即站起来做出一幅着急要吃的样子。虽然看起来表现的对老师不够尊重,但是也间接的在夸奖师母做的饺子实在太好吃了。那么多年,仍然让人难以忘怀啊。 To Jiao Yuheng, the spouse was happy, he really happy. 对焦育恒来说,老伴高兴,他才会真的高兴啊。 Naturally, this only aims at him the person who wants to flatter. For example Tang Zhong, had not felt the words that he spoke are kind make one be intimate with humorously. 当然,这只针对他所想要讨好的人而言。譬如唐重,就没觉得他说的话多么亲切幽默让人亲近。 „Grandfather, making me come to but actually the bar. My seldom returns to homeland, gives me the one completely filial piety the opportunity.” Wang Diou said with a smile, received the beverage bottle to start to give the people from Jiao Yuheng to divide the liquor. “爷爷,让我来倒酒吧。我难得回国,给我一个尽孝道的机会。”王迪欧笑着说道,从焦育恒手里接过酒瓶开始给众人分酒。 This made the Tang Zhong secret regret, oneself leave out one to pat the teacher flattery / horse buttocks opportunity. 这让唐重暗暗后悔,自己漏掉了一个拍老师马屁的机会。 „Yes teacher. Let the Diou but actually bar.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. „I, if gives him to pour the liquor, his certainly heart has pressure —— to go back his father also to scold him.” “是啊老师。让迪欧倒酒吧。”唐重笑着说道。“我要是给他倒酒,他肯定心里有压力——回去他爸也该骂他。” Wang Diou the hand of liquor is shaking, nearly did not have the raising one's wine cup water to sprinkle. This boy also really regarded the oneself elder him, can heart not be mad? 王迪欧正在倒酒的手一抖,差点儿没把酒水洒了出去。这小子还真把他当成自己的长辈了,心里能不气吗？ „My does heart have the pressure? Fart pressure.” Wang Diou wants to say. However, since received this to live, regardless of Tang Zhong said anything, can only brace oneself to do. “我心里有压力？屁的压力啊。”王迪欧想道。不过,既然接下了这活,无论唐重说什么,只能硬着头皮干下去了。 Wang Qikui narrows the eye to size up Tang Zhong, heart is being uncomfortable very much. 王其奎眯着眼睛打量着唐重,心里很不是滋味。 oneself is internationally recognized Grandmaster psychology, the son is also a oneself heart trains, the journey research takes him. Because stands on shoulder of giant, therefore the progress of Wang Diou is very amazingly quick. Young, then published many papers in the United States professional journal, is obtains the psychology domain ‚progress youth rewards’. 自己是世界公认的心理学大师,儿子也是自己番心培养的,出行研究都带上他。因为站在巨人的肩膀上,所以王迪欧的进步很神速。年纪轻轻,便在美国专业期刊发表了多篇论文,更是获得心理学领域的‘进步青年奖’。 The son is his pride. This time in front of kind teacher who leads him to oneself, the meaning of also showing off. 儿子一直是他的骄傲。这次带他到自己的恩师面前,也不无炫耀的意思。 What has not thought that he by the new apprentice of teacher pressing stubbornly. 没想到的是,他被老师的新徒弟给压得死死的。 „It is not good. Diou must win.” Wang Qikui wants to say. Otherwise, oneself do not want to exceed Jiao Yuheng this mountain forever, can never get rid of his shadow. “不行。迪欧必须要赢。”王其奎想道。不然,自己就永远别想超越焦育恒这座大山,永远都摆脱不了他的阴影。 After drinking several glasses of liquor, Wang Qikui seems like to adjust atmosphere, saying laughingly: „Nanxin and Diou, Tang Zhong studies psychology, I give you three people the one topic, how has a look at your arguments and arguments.” 喝了几杯酒后,王其奎像是为了调节气氛,笑哈哈的说道:“南心、迪欧,还有唐重都是学心理学的,我给你们三人出一道题,看看你们的论点和论据怎么样。” ( Ps: Some people said that I did not have ps for a long time. My ps.) (ps:有人说我好久没ps了。那我就ps一下吧。) The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力