EG :: Volume #7

#659: Everybody deliver the shopping card

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Taihua Supermarket Group has spent a sum of money, in has the city of Taihua supermarket to start to advertize completely. The newspaper + broadcast, the density is too not big, but is not small. 泰华超市集团花费了一笔钱,在全部有泰华超市的城市开始做广告。报纸+广播,密度不算太大,但也不小。 Meanwhile, in the newspaper also presented very interesting article and cartoon. The article praises the teacher, any spring silkworm to dead silk Fang Jin, the wax candle to become Huilei beginning does. Anything has burnt oneself, has illuminated us and so on words are many, asks some copywriters to write. 同时,报纸上还出现了很多很有意思的文章、漫画。文章都是夸教师的,什么春蚕到死丝方尽,蜡炬成灰泪始干。什么燃烧了自己,照亮了我们之类的话更是很多,都是找一些撰稿人写的。 Original Taihua Supermarket Group asks them to write this class article, they also think somewhat strangely. But one wants to write this nothing to the teachers'day quickly. Also others gave back to money, in newspaper also let the publication, what they had not to want? 本来泰华超市集团找他们写这类的文章,他们还觉得有些奇怪。但一想快到教师节了写这个也没什么。再说人家还给钱,报纸上也让刊登,他们有什么不愿意的呢？ Although they often did not eulogize the teacher, but was specialized, the style and idea were good, everyone has written some good articles, but took away the person to Taihua supermarket to look that was actually not informed qualified! 虽然他们不常歌颂老师,但毕竟是专业的,文笔和构思都非常好,每个人都写出了一些不错的文章,但拿去给泰华超市的人看,却都被告知不合格！ you must be joking, this article writes is unqualified? Our bold handwriting vigorous style, is this sentence, which unqualified? If editor-in-chief what said that you write an article, might as well do we, feel all right to find fault unexpectedly? 开什么玩笑,这文章写的怎么不合格了？我们这笔力,这语句,哪一点不合格？要是主编什么的这么说还可以,你们写文章,还不如我们呢,居然还好意思挑刺？ The opposite party only said that has not manifested the atmosphere of the ancient times honoring the teacher and respecting his teachings. 对方只说了一点,没有体现出古代尊师重道的风气。 The atmosphere in the ancient times honoring the teacher and respecting his teachings? What atmosphere? 古代尊师重道的风气？什么风气？ One brains are smart, has thought ancient acknowledging as teacher ritual and so on thing, doesn't this teachers'day, want to depend toward this aspect immediately? Giving the teacher gave a present, wrote a custom of honoring the teacher and respecting his teachings? 只有一个头脑机灵的,想到了古代的拜师礼之类的东西,这不马上教师节了么,是想往这方面靠？把给老师送礼,写成一个尊师重道的习俗？ Therefore this deferred to has such written, immediately obtained a remuneration fee that the Taihua supermarket has given, and said that his article, will publish in the newspapers of many cities. 于是这位就按照这么写了,马上就得到了泰华超市给的一笔润笔费,并说会将他的文章,刊登在多个城市的报纸上。 His an edition of city Daily, can appear by own article in the newspapers of many cities unexpectedly, this became famous. This was also a result, was next to publishes the article in the newspaper of state-level. 他不过一个市日报的编辑而已,竟然能让自己的文章出现在多个城市的报纸上,这就是出名了啊。这也是一份成绩了,仅次于在国家级的报纸上发表文章了。 After this article was published and reprinted, many people understand. Therefore also inquired the old book history, and added on their language understanding, vigorously brought honor to this type „fine tradition”. Really, their articles also in abundance crossed the verification of Taihua supermarket. Had been reprinted by many newspaper publication, but they naturally also obtain a good remuneration fee, but also does not include the payment for published piece that the newspaper gives. 这篇文章被刊登并转载后,很多人都明白了。于是也纷纷查询古籍历史,并加上他们的文字理解,大力弘扬这种“优良传统”。果然,他们的文章也纷纷过了泰华超市的审核。被多个报纸刊登转载了,而他们自然也得到一笔不错的润笔费,还不包括报纸给的稿费呢。 But after these articles were published the massive reprints, has caused not the small reaction rapidly. Wanted to give a present. The indecisive guardian, currently had the excuse. 而这些文章被刊登并大量转载后,也迅速引起了不小的反响。很多原本想要送礼。却犹豫不决的家长,现在都有了借口。 You looked that ancient times the people gave the teacher to give a present, this is the traditional custom. With celebrating the new year to give a present is the same, is the manners and customs. Does not go through the motions! 你看,古时候人们就给老师送礼,这是传统习俗。就跟过年送礼是一样的,是风俗习惯。不是走后门！ But guardian who some had not planned to give a present, now the thought also changes. Simultaneously criticizes the person who these write an article, peaceful any heart! 而一些原本没打算送礼的家长,现在思想也变动了。同时暗骂这些写文章的人,都安的什么心啊！ Your this does not encourage the teacher to receive gifts! 你这不是鼓励老师收礼么！ Such a lane, we , if not give a present, appears we not to have good manners the number? If we do not have good manners the number, our children, but can also have? 这么一弄,我们要是不送礼,岂不是就显得我们不懂礼数？要是我们不懂礼数,那我们的孩子,还能有好吗？ Although the school has declared that the teacher will treat each student fairly, but the school is a school, the teacher is a teacher. The normal people, have a person to like, this is impossible to change. 虽然学校一直宣称,老师会公平对待每一位学生,但学校是学校,老师是老师。正常人,都有个人喜好,这点是不可能改变的。 Makes the teacher like your child? One is the child is obedient, sensibly, the do well at school, to the teacher the long face, another means that that was outside the plate incurs. Must give a present to the teacher, making teacher love it and everything that comes along with it. 怎么让老师更喜欢你的孩子？一个是孩子听话、懂事、学习成绩好,给老师长脸,另外一个办法,那就是盘外招了。得给老师送礼,让老师爱屋及乌。 But at this time, they also started blurry, what gift should give to the teacher? Like ancient times that six rites? Celery, red bean and cured meat what? It is not definitely good! 而这时候,他们也开始迷糊了,该给老师送什么礼物呢？像古时候那种六礼？芹菜、红豆、腊肉啥的？肯定不行啊！ If delivers these, in teacher family|home cannot eat one month of celery continuously. The celery rotten could not finish eating. What does other thing deliver? Ancient times had to deliver the writing-set, but several write the writing brush character now, many teachers estimated cannot the writing brush character. Delivers the fountain pen? That least is a fountain pen is also good, ordinary fountain pen. Does the teacher lack? 要是送这些,那老师家里还不得连续吃一个月的芹菜啊。芹菜烂了都吃不完。可别的东西送什么呢？古时候有送文房四宝的,但现在有几个写毛笔字的啊,很多老师估计都不会毛笔字。送钢笔？那最少也得是一支金笔才行吧,普通的钢笔。老师缺吗？ Gives a present must see off the thing that the person compares to lack, can be remembered. May should deliver anything, they do not know. 送礼就要送别人比较缺少的东西,才能被人记住。可到底该送什么,他们也不知道啊。 ...... …… „, Old Sun, on your son high three? Immediately teachers'day, you had not planned gives a present to the teacher?” “诶,老孙,你儿子上高三了吧？马上教师节了,你们不打算给老师送点礼？” „How not to deliver. Others deliver, you do not deliver, does your child also think? Next year on the college entrance examination, was the study most important time, cannot let the teacher, no matter our children. Your son did not read 3 rd, didn't you deliver?” “怎么不送啊。人家都送,你不送,你孩子还想好？明年就高考了,正是学习最重要的时候,可不能让老师不管咱们孩子。你儿子不是也读初三了么,你不送啊？” „Delivers, does not know that delivers anything. My this does not want to ask that what you do plan to deliver?” “送啊,可不知道送什么啊。我这不是想问问,你打算送什么吗？” „You have not read the newspaper, the Taihua supermarket has promoted the shopping card, is taking the shopping card, can go shopping to the Taihua supermarket. We plan to deliver 500 shopping cards, colleague this of my unit. You also delivered this to result, although was not cheap, but the teacher definitely was good to our child.” “你没看报纸啊,泰华超市推出了购物卡,拿着购物卡,就可以到泰华超市买东西。我们打算送一张500块的购物卡,我单位的同事都这样。你也送这个得了,虽然不便宜,但老师肯定对咱孩子好。” „500 are, a much less? My one month makes 360.” “500块啊,有点多吧？我一个月才挣360。” „Have not given up, said again your wife does not make the wages, couple tight one month sufficed. Your son to critical moment, if tests not the good high school, in the future will gain admission to the university to be difficult. My this planned that the Taihua supermarket buys the shopping card, can't you go?” “你还别不舍得,再说你媳妇不也挣工资么,两口子紧一个月就够了。你儿子可是到了关键时刻,要是考不上好高中,将来考大学可就难了。我这就打算去泰华超市买购物卡,你去不去？” „Goes, you and others my, I go back to draw cash with the wife.” “去,你等我一下,我回去跟媳妇拿钱。” ...... …… „His father, you said that our son this year high three, the graduating class, sits the back row to attend a lecture to be good. This teachers'day, I did not listen to the people of my unit saying that must give a present to the teacher. We also deliver, what to do or can't son be admitted to a university?” “他爹,你说咱儿子今年都高三了,毕业班啊,坐后排听课能行么。这不教师节了么,我听我单位的人都说,要给老师送礼。咱们也送吧,要不儿子考不上大学咋办？” „Delivers, what delivers, his teacher in charge is male, I buy two bottles of liquor, two smoke?” “送呗,送点啥啊,他班主任是男的吧,我买两瓶酒,两条烟？” „Stupid, others deliver the shopping card of Taihua supermarket, is taking that card, others teachers want to buy anything to buy, the supermarket does not have the tobacco and liquor.” “笨,别人都送泰华超市的购物卡,拿着那张卡,人家老师想买啥自己就去买了,超市不也是有烟酒。” „Appropriately how many does that deliver?” “那送多少合适啊？” „I listened to them saying that delivered 500, my condition good, delivered 1000!” “我听他们说,都送500块的,咱家条件好点,送1000的！” „1000! Wife, I, although went to work in the foreign enterprises, but monthly salary also 800.” “1000块！老婆,我虽然在外企上班了,但一个月工资也就800块啊。” „You do not have bonus anything, for our son, must give up. Tomorrow will get off work you to buy 1000 shopping cards, turns head to give the teacher in charge to deliver, by the way our son adjusts the matter of seat.” “你不是还有奖金什么的么,为了咱儿子,必须舍得。明天下班你就去买一张1000的购物卡,回头给班主任送过去,顺便说一下咱儿子调座位的事儿。” „That line.” “那行吧。” ...... …… „Wife, you will deliver son goes to the school the time tomorrow, gives Teacher Liu this card.” “老婆,明天你送儿子去学校的时候,把这张卡给刘老师。” „This is the shopping card of Taihua supermarket, did you buy? How to give 1000, 1000 suffice to do. In your hand is not also 3000, with this Teacher Zhang San thousand giving Liu. You give the customer to give up to deliver these many, how spends not to give up to the son?” “这是泰华超市的购物卡,你买回来了？怎么才给1000,1000块够干什么的。你手里不是还有3000的么,拿这张三千的给刘老师。你给客户就舍得送这么多的,给儿子花点钱怎么就舍不得？” „Good all various professions, depend on you, I think to have no need. I give a present to the customer, can make more money, otherwise me such big house, which does that Song River sedan car come? These two Zhang San thousand you give our father and mother and your father mother deliver, making them also buy eating anything, do not hate to spend.” “行行行,都依你,我就是觉得用不着。我给客户送礼,能赚更多钱,否则咱家这么大的房子,还有那辆松江小轿车哪儿来的？这两张三千的你给咱爸妈和你爸妈送过去,让他们也买点吃的啥的,别不舍得花钱。” „I knew, later son cannot learn doing business from you, must be an official, is an official well, you look at you to make are many, have been an official obviously, was not a dwarf head.” “我知道了,以后儿子可不能跟你学经商,一定要当官,当官多好啊,你看你挣得是多,可见了当官的,还不是矮人一头。” „Do not talk incessantly, I just drank up the liquor to come back, the headache, makes the cup tea to me.” “你就别唠叨了,我刚喝完酒回来,头疼,给我泡杯茶。” „Knows to direct me, first takes off the coat, I hang to you. The taking a bath water burnt, you took a bath first.” Women is talking incessantly, while made tea. “就知道使唤我,先把外套脱下来,我给你挂起来。洗澡水烧好了,你先洗洗澡去。”女人一边唠叨着,一边去泡茶了。 ...... …… Teachers'day couple days ago, the 500 shopping cards of Taihua supermarket, each supermarket has sold out over ten thousand, this amount, has not thought including Feng Yu. He can only sigh that this age, the guardians were too crazy, for the child, anything gives up!( To be continued.) 教师节前几天,泰华超市的500块购物卡,每个超市都卖掉了上万张,这个数额,连冯宇自己都没想到。他只能感叹,这个年代,家长们太疯狂了,为了孩子,什么都舍得啊！(未完待续。) ps: Second, the front chapter, have not leaked. Thank the madame to open, to confuse z731 and book friend 160327201009673, wave yhoods99, to think that my son, youth was regretless, cold rice, if not the space and other book friend of hitting enjoyed, thanks. ps:第二更,前面还有一章,别漏了。感谢夫人又开个、迷z731、书友160327201009673、波yhoods99、想我儿子了、青春无悔、冷饭头、若非所宇等书友的打赏,谢谢。
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