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#492: Thick matter

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„Professor Sun, this is the «Focal Interview» reporter, screenwriter-director and director, Sui Junyi. Reporter Sui, this is I Professor Sun of Capital City University you told, the expert in biochemistry.” “孙教授,这位是《焦点访谈》的记者、编导、主持人,隋均益。隋记者,这位就是我跟你说的京城大学的孙教授,生物化学方面的专家。” „~~~ expert anything's being far, is the research compared with others many.” Professor Sun beckoning with the hand with a laugh, but the expression on face, clearly writes happily. “诶~~~专家什么的谈不上,就是研究的比别人多一点而已。”孙教授笑呵呵的摆摆手,但脸上的表情,分明写着得意。 Professor who this type does not love money, loves is the reputation, is others to his approval! Feng Yu said that he is an expert, his inner heart enjoys. 这种不爱钱的教授,爱的就是名声,是别人对他的认可！冯宇说他是专家,他内心十分受用。 „Professor Sun, hello. Chinese Bie is Jing the examination that you take? Did the result come out?” “孙教授,你好。中华鳖精是你做的检测吧？结果出来了吗？” „Came out, any Bie Jing, you can find a point to be concerned with the turtle from inside, my later name but actually writing! This is the saccharine exchanges the water, black the merchant of heart! This is testing report that I leave, above has the signature of me and my assistant.” Professor Sun has gotten angry, this gadget, but also more than 100 one box? The 10 cents dislike expensively! Might as well drinks the plain boiled water health! “出来了,什么鳖精,你能从里面找到一点跟鳖有关,我以后名字倒着写！这就是糖精兑水,黑了心的商人！这是我出的检测报告,上面有我和我助手的签名。”孙教授怒了,就这玩意,还100多一盒？一毛钱都嫌贵！还不如喝白开水健康呢！ The Sui Junyi eyebrow naturally did not beat, this Chinese Bie Jing, the eternal truth with such that Feng Yu said that was the saccharine exchanges the water! 隋均益眉毛不自然的跳动了一下,这个中华鳖精,真如同冯宇说的那样,是糖精兑水！ „Is life nuclear power test result what kind of?” Sui Junyi continues to ask. “生命核能检测结果怎么样？”隋均益继续问道。 „This but actually also really some healthcare effects, but must say that prolongs the life anything, talked nonsense. Did not say the mass production, cost that the laboratory makes, on several dollars, he sells such high price unexpectedly! These XX orals, XX essence fluids, all has not propagandized on these at sixes and sevens effects!” Professor Sun indignant saying. “这个倒还真有些保健效果,但要说延年益寿什么的,也是扯淡。不说量产,实验室做出来的成本,也就十几块钱,他居然卖这么高的价格！还有这XX口服液,XX精华液等,全部没有宣传上那些乱七八糟的功效！”孙教授愤愤不平的说道。 Gluconic acid zinc and calcium gluconate what that he studies, how much money blocks, according to the box of life nuclear power type of four uniting big packing, the selling price also more than 20, why can this life nuclear power sell such expensively? Isn't this cheats out of money? This type and that type of oral, the exaggeration effect, what hasn't this deceived carelessly is? 他研究的葡萄糖酸锌、葡萄糖酸钙什么的,才几块钱一小盒,按照生命核能这种四合一大包装的盒子,售价也才20多块,凭什么这生命核能就能卖这么贵？这不是骗钱吗？还有这种、那种的口服液,胡乱夸大功效,这不是骗是什么？ „Chief Feng, only then does Professor Sun a person examine?” Sui Junyi asked. “冯总,就只有孙教授一个人检测吗？”隋均益问道。 „What I, above also has the signatures of my two assistants, can't you see? You suspected that I created a false impression in this report!” Professor Sun is angry, this reporter is quite bold, unexpectedly dares to question his specialization! “什么我一个人,上面还有我两个助手的签名,你看不到吗？你是怀疑我在这个报告上造假了！”孙教授大怒,这个记者好大胆,居然敢质疑他的专业性！ „Professor Sun should not be angry, Reporter Sui is not this meaning, the examination, definitely more than one examination organization. Reporter Sui, I also invited Capital City Medical college and Capital City fourth hospital and liberation ~ armed forces XX hospitals, military ~ the police XX hospitals total 14 units examine, each is the related expert, I lead you to look.” “孙教授别生气,隋记者不是这个意思,检测嘛,肯定不止一个检测机构。隋记者,我还请了京城医科大、京城第四医院、解放~军XX医院,武~警XX医院等共计14家单位进行检测,每一位都是相关的专家,我带你一个个去找。” The examination, Feng Yu will certainly not ask a person to do, will not ask a unit to do. He must attain the ironclad proof, keeping it from denying! 检测,冯宇当然不会请一个人来做,甚至不会请一家单位来做。他要拿到铁证,让其无法抵赖！ Three days of time, Reporter Sui interviewed several experts and professors, has attained one pile of monitoring data. Altogether the general survey in the market condition 12 types of healthy products, each type at least three units were examining, four types advertize in Yang Tai, other also advertize in the regional station, newspaper and broadcast, and message, has the false exaggerating ingredient! 三天时间,隋记者采访了十几位专家教授,拿到了一摞的监测资料。一共普查了市面上12种保健品,每种至少有三个单位在检测,其中四种在央台做广告,其他也都在地方台、报纸、广播上做广告,且广告词,都有虚假夸大成分！ In this, can definitely define as the fake medicine, five types, other seven types, although is not the fake medicine, but also looked up, composition not to or insufficient phenomenon, was contrary! 这里面,完全可以定义为假药的,有五种,其余七种虽然不是假药,但也都查出来了,成分含量不对或者不足的现象,也都是违规的！ Sui Junyi sees these reports, is listening to the words of these experts, the inner heart incomparable vibration! Originally these healthy products, really have the issue, does not have one type, absolutely does not have the issue! 隋均益看到这些报告,听着这些专家的话,内心无比的震动！原来这些保健品,竟然都有问题,没有一种,是完全没有问题的！ Sui Junyi has spent day of time, cuts a flat and thin piece rapidly, actually discovery, time overtime. Originally «Focal Interview», only then about 18 minutes, that but he cuts, has a half hour fully! 隋均益花了一天时间,迅速剪切出来一个片子,却发现,时间超时了。原本《焦点访谈》,就只有18分钟左右的时间,可他剪切出来的这个,却足有半个小时！ He always thought that these scene, specially are important, regardless of which erases, probably was a pity. Then he must have Company of issue to make secret inquiries with emphasis, for example Chinese Bie Jing factory, then this issue of program, could over one hour! 他总觉得,这些镜头,都特别重要,无论哪一个删掉,好像都非常可惜。接下来他还要去重点有问题的企业进行暗访,比如中华鳖精的工厂,那么这一期节目,可能要超过一个小时啊！ Does not manage, first did to say program again! 不管了,先把节目做出来再说！ Sui Junyi is leading a colleague, they go to Chinese Bie Jing factory to make the interview together, as for other factories, does not have the time, influence that another these healthy products put together, is inferior to Chinese Bie Jing! 隋均益带着一个同事,两人一起去中华鳖精的工厂做采访,至于其他的工厂,一个是没时间,再一个那些保健品加在一起的影响力,也不如中华鳖精！ ...... …… „, Turns on the television quickly, watches the today's «Eastern Space and Time» special program!” After a person answers the telephone, the complexion changes. “诶,快打开电视,看今天的《东方时空》特别节目！”一个人接完电话后,脸色大变。 „What special program? «Eastern Space and Time»? What that has to look that has played cards to you, do 30,000 want?” Nearby person urged. Plays mahjong, watches any television. “什么特别节目？《东方时空》？那有什么看的,到你打牌了,30000要不要？”旁边人催促道。打麻将呢,看什么电视啊。 „~~~ does Old Wu, why you go? What television does not watch, but also hit?” Another mahjong gambler discontented shouting. “诶诶诶诶~~~老吴,你干什么去？非看什么电视啊,还打不打了？”又一个牌友不满的喊道。 „Does not hit, watches television!” Old Wu allocates for Yang Tai one set the television rapidly, then eyes stubbornly is staring in the program that line of character «Eastern Space and Time Special program Abnormal Healthy product». “不打了,看电视！”老吴迅速将电视拨到央台一套,然后双眼死死的盯着节目里那一行字《东方时空特别节目畸形的保健品》。 Other three mahjong gamblers look at Old Wu this manner, knows that the matter, they watched the television program, was startled. How «Eastern Space and Time», but also reported the matter of healthy product? Their several were not forms a partnership to make healthy product Titan missile liquor! 其他三个牌友一看老吴这个态度,也知道出事儿了,他们一看电视节目,也都吃了一惊。怎么《东方时空》,还报道保健品的事儿了？他们几个可不就是合伙做了一款保健品大力神酒么！ „...... According to our market surveys, currently in the market condition the common healthy product has thirty types, restores vital energy and fortifies yang related to the blood tonic, the enhancement memory, the enhancement resistivity, longevity, anti-cancer treatment and other effects. But undergoes our investigations, has selected sales volume best 12, have carried on the spot-check, spot-checks the result, making us be surprised......” hundred crag pines to speak a few words every time, Old Wu they felt that the heart sank a point. “……根据我们的市场调查,现在市面上常见的保健品有三十几种,涉及补血、补气、壮阳、增强记忆力、增强抵抗力、长寿、抗癌等多种功效。而经过我们的调查,选取了其中销量最好的12种,进行了抽检,抽检结果,让我们大吃一惊……”佰岩松每说一句话,老吴他们就感觉心沉下去一分。 Their Titan missile liquor, is a propaganda have the healthy product of fortifying yang effect. 他们的大力神酒,就是一款宣传有壮阳奇效的保健品。 But, they on television screen, saw in the product of examination, has their Titan missile liquor! 而紧接着,他们在电视屏幕上,看到了检测的产品中,就有他们的大力神酒！ Initially their making an effort skills, made the sales volume rise successively, but also always thought that the sales volume could not catch up with front that several, some regrets. But now, they somewhat regretted, the sales volume so is why high, if the sales volume is worse, won't be spot-checked? 当初他们使劲浑身解数,才让销量节节攀升,还总觉得销量赶不上前面那几个,有些遗憾呢。而现在,他们则有些后悔了,为什么销量这么高啊,要是销量差一些,是不是就不会被抽检了？ „Has spot-checked 12 types of healthy products, what is incredible, the complete qualified rate, is zero! A model of product, has not been completely qualified, some are the product proportion of ingredients has the issue, some are the product ingredient lacks, some absolutely do not have any special ingredient that in the product said! These 12 types of healthy products, subordinate in 12 Corporation, 12 brands, but in these 12 Corporation, only then eight Corporation, permit the manufacture sale healthy product. Another four Corporation, simply do not have the related intelligence!” “抽检了12种保健品,让人难以置信的是,完全合格率,是零！没有一款产品,是完全合格的,有的是产品成分比例有问题,有的是产品成分缺少,更有的是完全没有产品中说的任何一种特殊成分！这12种保健品,隶属于12家公司,12个品牌,而这12家公司中,只有八家公司,是允许制作销售保健品的。另外四家公司,根本没有相关资质！” „These eight have in intelligence the product of Corporation production, two bases do not have the product batch number! One type, the above batch number, is another food! But five procedural complete products, has many problems, below, I enumerate several......” “这八家有资质的公司生产的产品中,也有两种根本没有产品批号！还有一种,上面的批号,是另外一种食品！而五种手续齐全的产品,也都存在不少的问题,下面,我列举几个……” Old Wu they sit down exhausted on the chair, they know that they were finished! On Yang Tai news, but can also run? But at the same time, almost all makes the healthy product Corporation Boss, all on the ant with hot pot is the same, starts to want completely all means that escapes the crime to oneself! 老吴他们瘫坐在椅子上,他们知道,自己完蛋了！上了央台的新闻,还能跑得掉吗？而与此同时,几乎所有做保健品的公司老板,全都跟热锅上的蚂蚁一样,开始想尽一切办法,给自己脱罪！ ...... …… Bang! 嘭！ The Chinese turtle fine Executive Li Jiayu's office/bureau gate was hit by the people strength, the door lock was collided and damaged obstinately, he hurries to set out, female secretary on sofa, hurries to reorganize the women's clothing. 中华鳖精老总李家钰的办公室门被人大力撞开,门锁愣是被撞坏了,他慌忙起身,沙发上的女秘书,也赶紧整理衣裙。 „Does? I said do not have, I did not shout that no one can come in? You were dismissed!” Li Jiayu gets angry said. “干什么？我说过没有,我不喊进,谁也不许进来？你被开除了！”李家钰怒道。 Comes person flustered saying: „Chief Li, is not good, thick matter ~~~~~” 来人慌慌张张的说道:“李总,不好了,粗大事儿了~~~~~”
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