„The fourth child, this time spring games, you also participates.” Tian Lei gives Feng Yu an application form. “老四,这次的春季运动会,你也参加吧。”田雷将一份报名表递给冯宇。 „Spring games? What interest I do not have, but I can support some clothing, for example is Li Ning's gym suit what kind of?” “春季运动会？我没什么兴趣啊,不过我可以赞助一些服装,比如李宁的运动服怎么样？” This games is mainly the track and field event, if there is the basketball and soccer anything, Feng Yu is also interested in participating. The track and field, who wants in. 这运动会主要是田径运动会,如果有篮球、足球什么的,冯宇还有兴趣参加一下。田径嘛,谁愿意上谁上好了。 „But our people are insufficient, this time has traditional many people of projects.” Some Tian Lei expression twinkles. “可是我们人不够啊,这次有一项传统多人项目。”田雷眼神有些闪烁。 Is the soccer? This can kick actually. 难道是足球？这个倒是可以踢一下。 Feng Yu lowered the head, looks at classification on the application form, the ball games sees the shot on TM! 冯宇低着头,看着报名表上的分类,球类就TM看到铅球了！ Finally in the bottommost, Feng Yu saw the traditional many people of projects in Tian Lei mouth is anything. your mother, unexpectedly is the tug-of-war, but also really TM is the traditional many people of projects! Really worthily is Capital City University, does not know that is who thinks of the project of increase! 终于在最下面,冯宇看到田雷口中的传统多人项目是什么了。尼玛,居然是拔河,还真TM是传统多人项目啊！真不愧是京城大学,也不知道是谁想到添加的这个项目！ „What you said is...... Tug-of-war?” “你说的是……拔河？” „Un, 20 people of tugs-of-war, take the institute are for the unit, can have five taking turns personnel, big two big three respectively ten people, big five people, your this body, if on, whom making get up? Also this also quick, basically trained several rhythm coordination to be good.” This time student, emaciated. “嗯,20人拔河,以院系为单位,可以有五名轮换人员,大二大三各十人,大一出五人,你这身体要是不上,让谁上？再说这个也快,基本上训练几次节奏配合就好了。”这时候的大一学生,很多还是面黄肌瘦呢。 „Ok, I participate. Un, I give everyone to subscribe a half sleeve again, athletic shoes, a hat, is Li Ning brand.” “行吧,那我参加。嗯,我再给每人订一件半截袖,一双运动鞋,一顶帽子,都是李宁牌的。” Feng Yu telephones, the dealer to Taihua Trading Corporation Capital City, asking him to help to buy a number of sports, naturally was in the department everyone one set, no matter participated. 冯宇打电话,给泰华贸易公司京城的经销商,请他帮忙代购一批运动产品,当然是系里每人都有一套,不管参不参赛。 Feng Yu has confessed then other, games, is a good activity, particularly the games of Capital City University, can make the brand promotion. 然后冯宇又交代了一些其他的,运动会嘛,也是一次不错的活动,尤其是京城大学的运动会,可以做一下品牌推广啊。 ...... …… „Doesn't the fourth child, on this clothes, want this?” The Tian Lei brow twists the Sichuan character. “老四,这衣服上,都要别着这个？”田雷眉头拧成川字。 „Right, how? Hasn't the Corporation support, been able to make some advertisements? If who has the opinion, can not want.” The Feng Yu heart said that I have not printed on the clothes, with paper clip don't, after games, you can also pick. This, may not be cheap, Feng Yu does not believe that who can say naturally does not want! “对呀,怎么了？公司赞助的,还不能弄一些广告了？谁要是有意见,可以不要啊。”冯宇心说,我还没印在衣服上呢,用曲别针别着,运动会过后,你们还可以摘下来嘛。这一身,可也不便宜,冯宇就不信,有谁能大方的说不要！ „That these scrolls what's the matter?” Tian Lei in a big way points at the ground is putting one to push the scroll. “那这些条幅是怎么回事？”田雷指着地上放着的一大推条幅。 Hasn't person who „these do not participate in the activity, given the clothing of support? They watch the competition time, lifted the scroll while convenient? These, turn head to look for several trees to hang, is the slogans that gives us is cheers.” “那些不参加活动的人,不也给了赞助的服装？他们看比赛的时候,顺便举一下条幅怎么了？还有这些,回头找几棵树挂起来,都是给咱们系加油鼓劲的标语。” Tian Lei thought suddenly that as if initially should not invite Feng Yu to attend the games, at this spring games, they manage the department, definitely will become the focal point of school. 田雷忽然觉得,似乎当初不该强邀冯宇参加运动会,这次春季运动会上,他们管理系,必然会成为全校的焦点。 Does not know that this focal point, is good is bad. 只是不知道这种焦点,是好是坏。 Tian Lei leads the person to go to a minute of thing, Feng Yu has the person to hang the scroll. 田雷带着人去分东西,冯宇则带人去挂条幅。 „Here, here, to athletic field. Hangs higher, is more striking. Does not want this, this hangs that side......” “这里,就这里,正对着运动场。挂高一点,更醒目。不要这个,这个挂那边……” Had the schoolmate to pass by, saw the scroll, curious looked at several. This scroll is very interesting, word where wants to come out. 有同学路过,看到条幅,都好奇的多看了几眼。这条幅很有意思啊,都哪儿想出来的词儿啊。 Spring the games, the management struggles first \; East the sunrise, manages the undefeated \; Cannot manage, who with fighting \; The Capital big movement, the management dominates...... 春季运动会,管理争第一\;日出东方,管理不败\;管理不出,谁与争锋\;京大运动,管理称雄…… These slogans, not having one to be modest, very much completely is not concerned about face was praising the management department. The management is these people, wants to struggle first at the games? Let alone the overall result, any sub-item was hopeless! 这一条条标语,没有一条是自谦的,全部都很不要脸的在夸管理系。管理系那些人,也想在运动会上争第一？别说总成绩了,任何一个分项都没戏！ But they also noted, no matter under which scroll, the inscription was Wind & Rain Appliances and Aihua Electronics anything, at all was not the Capital big management is proclaims. 而他们也都注意到了,不管是哪一个条幅下面,落款都是风雨电器、爱华电子什么的,根本不是什么京大管理系宣。 These probably are the Corporation names, Wind & Rain Brand and Aihua sign they have listened, on the television puts daily, thinks that does not know difficultly. But these Corporation, what relations has with the management? 这些好像是公司的名称啊,风雨牌、爱华牌他们都听过,电视上天天放,想不知道都难。可这些公司,跟管理系有什么关系啊？ However lets him do what he pleases, other are, institute set firm resolve in any case, this time must make the management be attractive. The management is these wild slogans, will certainly become the joke! 不过管他呢,反正其他系、院都下定决心,这次要让管理系好看。管理系这些猖狂的标语,必将会成为笑话！ When the athlete enters the stadium, these schoolmates have been shocked once more, what ghost manages on the clothes of department is? Others either wear the school uniform, either is also series ~ a white shirt, but this management is puts on is series ~ a short-sleeved garment sweatshirt. 当运动员入场的时候,那些同学再次惊呆了,管理系的衣服上都是什么鬼？别人要么是穿着校服,要么也是统~一的白衬衫,可这管理系穿的是统~一的半袖运动衫。 This did not have anything, but why this sweatshirt around, is leaving a arrange, above is printing Wind & Rain Brand and LOGO of Aihua sign! 这个本来没什么,但为什么这运动衫的前后,都别着一块布,上面印着风雨牌和爱华牌的LOGO！ On others' clothes either clean, either is bringing any regimental device and D emblem and school insignia anything, they first time saw, on the clothes is leaving brand LOGO, this is...... Advertisement? 别人的衣服上要么干干净净,要么带着什么团徽、D徽、校徽什么的,他们还是第一次见到,衣服上别着品牌LOGO的,这是……广告？ Sits the school leadership complexion in chairman's podium is not quite attractive, they know certainly that these two brands, is not the management is that Feng Yu! But will this brand, why appear at the games? 坐在主席台上的校领导脸色也不太好看,他们当然知道这两个品牌,不就是管理系那个冯宇家的么！可这品牌,为什么会出现在运动会上？ The surroundings of stadium, have hung all over various types of scrolls, clearly in advertizing, like the Coca Cola advertisement that the Olympic Games ringside presents. This is the games of school, how to feel such thick commercial aura suddenly? 还有体育场的周围,挂满了各种条幅,分明都是在做广告,就像奥运会场边出现的可口可乐广告一样。这是学校的运动会,怎么忽然感觉到这么浓的商业气息？ After the opening ceremony ended, leadership was black the face to leave, when they left, saw that side of management department indistinctly, has probably held up the scroll! 开幕式结束后,领导都黑着脸离开了,而在他们离开的时候,隐约又看见管理系的那边,好像又举起了条幅！ ...... …… One in the morning, the management is one has not won, many competitions, even cannot enter including the intermediary heat! Although here is Capital City University, but to put it bluntly, is youngster that vies for supremacy to try to outdo others, the management is the surrounding student, has not stopped to the taunt of management department! 一上午,管理系一项也没赢过,好多比赛,甚至连复赛都没能进入！虽然这里是京城大学,但说白了,都是争强好胜的年轻人,管理系周围的学生,就从来没有停止过对管理系的嘲讽！ You hang that many scrolls, hits the slogan, shouted the slogan, but also thinks that you managed the department to be fierce, from big one to big four, did not have. 你们挂那么多条幅,又打标语,又喊口号的,还以为你们管理系多厉害呢,从大一到大四,就没一个强的。 The extraordinary personalities have said that the body is leather ~ the qualification of life, your qualification does not have, what also plays? Before knowing we compete, has drunk what? Chinese Bie Jing! 伟人可是说过,身体是革~命的本钱,你们连本钱都没有,还玩什么？知道我们比赛前都喝了什么吗？中华鳖精！ Tian Lei is somewhat awkward, this games, the main force is big two big three, big four does not participate basically, big one is not quite familiar, the person of registration are too few. 田雷有些尴尬,这运动会,主力就是大二大三的,大四的基本不来参加,大一的则不太熟悉,报名的人太少。 „The fourth child, haven't we really become the joke?” Asking that Tian Lei is worried about. Big three representatives, but more than once has complained Tian Lei...... You big two blind messing things up! “老四,咱们不会真的成了笑话吧？”田雷担心的问道。大三的代表,可是不止一次埋怨过田雷……你们大二的瞎胡搞！ „Other I do not know, but I thought that this tug-of-war, we won!” Feng Yu calm saying. “别的我不知道,但我觉得,这拔河,咱们赢定了！”冯宇淡定的说道。 „Tug-of-war? Did we win? The students of these science subjects, many are the school football team and basketball team, can we win?” Tian Lei cannot believe. “拔河？咱们赢定了？那些理科的学生,好多都是校足球队、篮球队的,咱们能赢？”田雷不敢相信。 „Except for first four, is the monowheel elimination series not? I ensure we can with ease kill the semifinal, until winning championship! Come, I you told that tactic, at noon finds nobody's place, relates.” Feng Yu greeted Tian Lei to approach, mentioned the secret weapon with him! “除了前四名,都是单轮淘汰赛不是吗？我保证,咱们能一路轻松杀到半决赛,直至获得冠军！来,我跟你说一下战术,中午找个没人的地方,联系一下。”冯宇招呼田雷靠近,跟他讲出秘密武器！ Afternoon time, managed some department people to attain the first three positions finally, but still did not have any first, was by the objects of other specialized taunts, started until the tug-of-war contest. 下午的时候,管理系总算是有人拿到前三名的名次了,但依然没有任何一个第一,还是被所有其他专业嘲讽的对象,直到拔河比赛开始。 „Preparation ~~ starts!” “预备~~开始！” „Trades the rice ~~~ trades the rice ~~~” the living quarters/dormitory youngest, is taking a bullhorn, sound that imitates Guo Da. “换大米~~~换大米~~~”宿舍老幺,拿着一个手提扩音器,模仿郭达的声音。 Opposite math department was shocked, almost laughs out loud, was managed seizes the opportunity, pulls out instantaneously the string. 对面数学系的愣住了,差点笑岔气,然后被管理系抓住机会,瞬间将绳子拔过来。 „We won!” Person in high spirit shouting of management department. “我们赢了！”管理系的人兴高采烈的喊道。 „Is unfair, their this is harasses.” “不公平,他们这是扰乱。” „You shouted that refuels or harasses, has the stipulation not to allow in the ringside to speak?” The youngest shouts loudly. “你们喊加油还是扰乱呢,有规定不允许在场边说话吗？”老幺大声喊道。 Referee awkward has thought for quite a while, finally announced: „Red thread has committed a footfault, the management is the victory!” 裁判为难的想了半天,最终宣布:“红绳过线了,管理系胜！” „~~~~” “耶~~~~” Then, by the dialect frontline propaganda of pattern, managed killing that the department was shocking but not dangerous to the semifinal. 就这样,凭借花样的方言喊话,管理系一路有惊无险的杀到了半决赛。 But the semifinal starts, is best-of-three-sets, the first game closes right up against northern Shaanxi accent „traded rice” to win, the match refused to accept, pledged that will not make the management be again takes advantage of loopholes. 可半决赛开始,就是三局两胜制,第一局靠着陕北腔的“换大米”赢了,对手不服,发誓不会再让管理系钻空子。 But the second game, did not shout that traded the rice, but was...... Receives the chicken feather and duck feathers, receives the long hair ~~~ 可是第二局,不喊换大米了,而是……收鸡毛、鸭毛,收长头发~~~ Wins victory without firing a shot, again next game! 兵不血刃,再下一局！ Finals time, the opposite party knows that the move of management department, or the school knew the move of management department. The management is that help weak chicken, closes right up against this shameless move, killed the finals obstinately. 决赛的时候,对方已经知道管理系的招数,或者说全校都知道管理系的招数了。管理系那帮弱鸡,靠着这种无耻的招数,愣是一路杀进了决赛。 But the semifinal and finals are continual, does not have the relaxation time. Although the management is the itself strength is somewhat weak, but waits at ease for an exhausted enemy, the match underwent three rounds competitions a moment ago, 2 : 1 entered the finals, the arm does not have the strength! 可是半决赛和决赛是连续的,没有休息时间。虽然管理系本身实力有些弱,但以逸待劳,对手刚才经过三轮比赛,才二比一晋级决赛,胳膊都没力了！ This chapter of management is useless any move, the only strength, the next two games, have won the final champion! 这回管理系没用任何招数,单凭实力,就连下两局,拿到了最终的冠军！ The matches lose is not willingly, if is really such compares, even if that the management enters the finals, should be the same with them, not having the strength to be right, but now, the match manages the department is the full blood condition, their only remaining blood skins, can win damn! 对手输的非常不甘心,如果真是这么比下来,那么即使管理系进入决赛,也该跟他们一样,没有力气了才对,可现在,对手管理系是满血状态,他们都只剩下血皮,能赢才见鬼了呢！ „Now knows that what meaning we did hang these scrolls are? Association project, what we pay great attention is the association project! First, does not have the suspense first!” Has the student boast of management department to say. “现在知道我们挂那些条幅是什么意思了吧？团体项目,我们注重的是团体项目！第一,毫无悬念的第一！”有管理系的学生吹嘘道。 „You drink any Bie Jing, any nuclear power, is useless, the strength is most important!” “你们喝什么鳖精,什么核能,都没用,实力最重要！” Naturally more people they were the same with Tian Lei, lower the head left quietly, this first, victory not military! Although Feng Yu said that this is the tactic, has confessed with them ahead of time, but they always think ignominious. 当然更多人是跟田雷他们一样,低着头悄悄的离开了,这个第一,胜之不武啊！虽然冯宇说这是战术,也提前跟他们交代了,但他们总觉得不光彩。 And Tian Lei most regretted that he pledged, later has any collective activity, certainly cannot make Feng Yu offer advice, this games and so on, forbids Feng Yu to participate absolutely! 其中田雷最为后悔,他心里发誓,以后有什么集体活动,一定不能让冯宇出主意,这种运动会之类的,更是绝对禁止冯宇参加！