EG :: Volume #18

#1755: Spits the trough to be spring late

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Also to the new year's celebration time, Feng Yu their family sat in the living room, looks together is spring late. 又到了过年时间,冯宇他们一家人坐在客厅中,一起看着春晚。 What living room attire is greatly projection, is clear and big, even if Feng Yu grandfather expression were not quite good, real son who can also see. 客厅装的是大背投,清晰又大,即使冯宇的爷爷眼神已经不太好了,也能看的真真儿的。 This time spring is late, before has not arrived at the Feng Yu rebirth, spat the trough by the whole nation unceasingly the time. The present spring is late, continuously some classical programs. 此时的春晚,还没到冯宇重生前,被全国人民不断吐槽的时候。现在的春晚,也一直都有一些经典的节目。 Actually spring late spat trough, not because of stage effect too dregs, has the star celebrity, because of the arrangement of program, has been short of some feelings of celebration. 其实春晚被吐槽,并不是因为舞台效果太渣,也不是没有明星大腕,而是因为节目的编排,少了一些联欢的感觉。 The entire stage program sang the praises completely, made that like was a report performance, various tasteful main melodies, the lines of director, can the awkward cancer violate. 整台节目全部是歌功颂德,弄得像是一台汇报演出一样,各种讲究主旋律,主持人的台词,能让人尴尬癌都犯了。 Every year makes some internet/network hot words, thinks that was draws close to lives? Completely does not know that at that time every time spring late ended, attention highest is these closes Yu Chun late to spit the piece of trough, even many people thought that the piece late must be more attractive than the spring. 每年弄一些网络热词,就以为算是贴近生活了？全然不知道,那时候每一次春晚结束,关注度最高的都是那些关于春晚吐槽的段子,甚至许多人都觉得,段子比春晚要好看多了。 „This year hears some Zhao Benshan, this spring late definitely attractive.” Feng Yu Mother said “今年听说又有赵本山,这春晚肯定好看。”冯宇老妈说道 „Un, more importantly has Song Dandan, others that sketches are to incur to smile.” The Feng Yu father likes Song Dandan obviously. “嗯,重要的是有宋丹丹,人家那小品就是招笑。”冯宇老爸显然更喜欢宋丹丹。 This time Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan are the golden partners, they is a sketch elder brother elder sister, can suppress Huang Hong, Cai clear(ly) anything, the anticipation feeling of audience is also higher. 此时的赵本山和宋丹丹算是黄金搭档,两人都是小品界的一哥一姐,能够压制黄宏、蔡明什么的,观众的期待感也更高。 It is said this year Song Dandan has not planned to participate, but above strongly requests him to participate, makes sketch about Olympic Games. But many programs, close up to Olympic this matter. 据说今年宋丹丹没准备参加的,但是上头强烈要求其参加,弄一个关于奥运的小品。而许多节目,都向奥运这件事靠拢。 China many years have not held the so significant grand meeting, after this year, China definitely will be paid attention to by the world. 华夏多少年都没举办过如此重大的盛会,今年之后,华夏必然会受到全世界的关注。 Before some foreign students said that the students in many European and American countries, even does not know that which the China capital is, others geography anything, primarily studied our country, the history was also same, overseas belonged to take as an elective. 之前有留学生说,许多欧美国家的学生,甚至不知道华夏的首都是哪儿,人家的地理什么的,主要学习本国的,历史也是一样,国外的属于选修。 The China great country, so unvalued, this also has hurt the hearts of many Internet users unexpectedly. 华夏泱泱大国,竟然如此不受重视,这也伤了许多网民的心。 However after this year, China will definitely make more foreigners remember, China also officially can announce that rose! 不过今年之后,华夏必然会让更多的外国人记住,华夏也正式可以宣布崛起了！ „This year is the Olympic year, our country is definitely lively.” Feng Danying saying with a laugh. “今年是奥运年,咱们国家肯定热闹。”冯丹英笑呵呵的说道。 Program is developing, Feng Yu looks also thinks good, is a very good recollection. Although in also some arrangement about main melody, but is not loathful. 节目一个个的演着,冯宇看的也觉得不错,是一种很好的回忆。虽然里面也有一些关于主旋律的编排,但并不叫人讨厌。 However Feng Yu or the hand are holding l-pad, prepares for this year spring late comes a review, can have the rhythm to spit trough while convenient, makes these Yang Tai people engage in introspection early, so as to avoid will walk in the future leaning. 不过冯宇还是手捧着一台l-pad,准备给今年的春晚来个点评,顺便可以带节奏吐槽一番,也让那些央台的人及早反省,免得未来走偏了。 „Does uncle, you do?” Li Zhixing collects, looks at l-pad in Feng Yu. “舅舅,你干嘛呢？”李知行凑过来,看着冯宇手里的l-pad。 Feng Yu took certainly one to play to own nephew, but Feng Danying actually does not allow Li Zhixing always to take the electronic products to play, therefore was confiscated. Although has bought the cell phone for Li Zhixing, but is actually that model of classical over value machine. 冯宇当然给自己的外甥拿了一台玩,但是冯丹英却不允许李知行总是拿着电子产品玩,所以被没收了。虽然给李知行买了手机,但却是那款经典的超值机。 With the Feng Danying words, what matter you can have, can meet to telephone, what sends a short note was good, can that multipurpose do? 用冯丹英的话来说,你能有什么事儿,能接打电话,发个短信什么的就行了,要那么多功能干什么？ Even at that time Feng Danying wants to make Feng Yu come to decide making lithograph plates to Li Zhixing over value machine, unloaded inside Russia block, gluttonous snake and other games was good. 甚至那时候冯丹英都想让冯宇给李知行来了定制版的超值机,把里面的俄罗斯方块、贪吃蛇等游戏也卸载了才好呢。 „Uncle looks is spring late, sends a thing to the meagerness on conveniently.” “舅舅看春晚,顺手发点东西到微薄上。” This time abundance ~ the guest toward transited meagerly, and Sina and other Company have also researched and developed successfully, can install app on cell phone, is promoting diligently. 此时的博~客已经向着微薄过渡了,并且薪浪等企业也已经研发成功,可以安装在手机上的app,正在努力进行推广。 They are receive overseas that Twitter to inspire, the discovery is abundant ~ many mechanism of guest fell behind, happen to carries on the edition correction. But this besides three big gateway website of tradition, the penguin group also has been involved. 他们是受到国外的那个推特所启发,发现博~客的许多机制已经落后了,正好进行改版。而这回除了传统的三大门户网站之外,就连企鹅集团也加入了其中。 Meager operation way, still with abundant ~ the guest is similar, various types big v, various real name authentication, has brought not the small income for these Company. 微薄的运营方式,依然与博~客类似,各种大v,各种实名认证,也为这些企业带来了不小的收入。 Feng Yu naturally is the person of first batch of tests, he was also helps the product do to propagandize. 冯宇自然又是第一批试用的人,他也算是帮着产品做宣传了。 „Uncle, are you are finding fault?” “舅舅,你这是在挑刺？” Li Zhixing sees the Feng Yu edition the content, stared in a big way the eye. 李知行看到冯宇编辑的内容,瞪大了眼睛。 „How, the program to everybody looked that hasn't been able to comment?” “怎么了,节目给大家看的,难道还不能让人评论一下了？” However has to acknowledge that this time spring is late, did not have that many slight defects, Feng Yu to find fault, cannot select too. 但是不得不承认,此时的春晚,还没有那么多瑕疵,冯宇想要挑刺儿,也挑不出来太多。 He was just carries on the review to the program, the words seriously, had not said some insufficient places very much in a truth-seeking way. 他只不过是对一些节目进行了点评,言辞也没有很严重,实事求是的说了一些不足的地方。 Feng Yu in long ago spring the late work team was called the art adviser by Yang Tai, definitely has this qualifications! 冯宇可是在早些年被央台春晚工作组称为艺术顾问呢,绝对有这个资格！ After Feng Yu sends meagerly, paid attention to the Feng Yu person also first to receive the prompt, especially thoses sat the person in front of computer. 当冯宇的一篇微薄发出去后,许多关注过冯宇的人也都第一时间收到了提示,尤其是那些坐在电脑前的人。 Waited for Manager Jia of retirement to look at the meagerness of Feng Yu, shakes the head to smile. This Chief Feng, did not discuss any artistry, said that the program lost the spring late original intention. 已经等着退休的贾台长看着冯宇的微薄,摇头笑了笑。这个冯总啊,根本不不谈什么艺术性,就说节目失去了春晚的本意。 Spring late is anything, a celebration program in Chinese most important holiday, was paid attention by the world Chinese, is the world watches the population most party programs, created many receptions to record. 春晚是什么,是在一个华人最重要的节日里的联欢节目,被全世界华人所关注,是世界收看人数最多的晚会节目,创造了许多收视纪录。 Spring late is a custom, many people said that does not look is spring late, probably this year was short of anything to be the same. Whole family in together lively looked that is spring late, is happy times in many person anticipations. 春晚是一种习惯,许多人说,不看春晚,好像这个年就少了点啥一样。全家人在一起热热闹闹的看一台春晚,是许多人期待中的幸福时刻。 The program can be warmer, can be happier, can be livelier, but cannot extremely draw close to governance. This is one takes away the happy party to the world Chinese, do not do that many governance nature the thing. 节目可以温馨一些,可以欢乐一些,可以热闹一些,但是就不能太过贴近政~治。这是一台给全世界华人带去欢乐的晚会,别搞那么多政~治性的东西。 Said that this year is the Olympic year, you said that many to do, don't other people know? What relations spring late has with Olympic Games? 就说今年是奥运年,你说那么多干什么,难道其他人不知道吗？春晚跟奥运有什么关系？ Spring late must look after all crowds, what then should have a look at all crowds most to like is what, makes that many to urge the program that the person fires a gun to do? 还有春晚要照顾所有人群,那么就应该看看所有人群最喜欢的是什么,弄那么多催人去放炮的节目干什么？ These songs, how many people do these songs have to like? The song should «Often Go home with Look» such, is appealingly right. 还有那些歌曲,那些歌曲有多少人喜欢？歌曲就应该跟《常回家看看》那样,老少咸宜才对。 Manager Jia knows, what Peking opera and so on program, many people looked, exited to fire a gun, but cannot say that the program was urges the person to fire a gun? 贾台长何尝不知道,什么京剧之类的节目,许多人一看,就出去放炮了,但是也不能说节目就是催人放炮吧？ This called any words! 这叫什么话！ Your youngster does not like, but this is the national essence, doesn't make one to be good? Children's program, that is to the child looked that doesn't make the line? 你们年轻人不喜欢,但是这是国粹,不弄一段能行吗？还有儿童节目,那是给小孩子看的,不弄行吗？ The song completely is the popular song, asking these to sing the star, did that folk song also want? «Often Goes home the Look» such appealing song, wants us to have the talent line. 歌曲全部是流行歌曲,请那些歌唱明星来,那民歌还要不要了？《常回家看看》那样老少咸宜的歌,也要我们有才行啊。 Was less than one hour, Feng Yu has sent several meagerness. But Feng Yu this time absolute apex big v, that fans quantity, was more than big stars. 不到一个小时,冯宇发了好几篇微薄。冯宇可是此时绝对的顶尖大v,那粉丝数量,比大明星都多多了。 After some people see the meagerness of Feng Yu, starts to retransmit, some people also with energetic some similar meagerness, wants taking advantage of opportunity fire. 一些人看到冯宇的微薄后,开始转发,还有一些人也跟风发了一些相似的微薄,想要借着机会火一把。 Feng Yu does not know that he has published some feelings, reminded to some people, but brought spring late to spit trough tradition hot. 冯宇根本不知道,他不过就是发表了一些感慨,给有些人提个醒罢了,但是却带火了春晚吐槽这个传统。 But he also had hot a internet/network hot word, that was urges the person to fire a gun! 而他也带火了一个网络热词,那就是催人放炮！ ...... …… ps: Tonight does not know that everybody can spit trough to be spring late? The fourth child prepares to practice ps:今晚不知道大家会不会吐槽春晚？老四是准备练习一下的
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