„Yo, this dance was too fierce, how the person possibly makes this movement, won't throw down?” Feng Yu Mother calls out in alarm said. “诶哟哟,这个舞蹈太厉害了,人怎么可能做出这种动作,不会摔倒吗？”冯宇老妈惊呼道。 «Flying» this dance, truly very shocking. It looks like tall and pleasing to the eye, making the person think is really seven Fairy Return to Earth of space. 《飞天》这个舞蹈,确实非常的惊艳。看起来美轮美奂,让人真以为是天上的七仙女下凡呢。 Li Na sees the appearance that Feng Yu starts to speak but hesitates, cannot bear ask: „Do you know the reason?” 李娜看到冯宇欲言又止的样子,忍不住问道:“你知道原因？” „Hurried saying that what's the matter.” Urging that the Feng Yu father also keeps. “赶紧说说,到底怎么回事。”冯宇老爹也不停的催促。 „You look, discovers not to have, their foot has not left the stage, but this stage also from below rise is right?” “你们看一下,发现没有,她们的一只脚从来没有离开过舞台,而这个舞台也是从下面升上来的对不对？” Feng Xingtai they is a confusedness of face, what can this explain? 冯兴泰他们都是一脸的迷茫,这又能说明什么？ „I guess that their foot, fixes with the special thing on the stage. Must say that this dance is truly difficult, but has not achieved the deified the situation.” “我猜她们的一只脚,是用特殊的东西固定在台上的。要说这个舞蹈确实很难,但也还没达到神化的地步。” Fixed? 固定？ They think carefully that probably is really this. If a foot is fixed, then these movements can explain. Wears the long skirt of ancient costume, happen to can cover up the foot that was fixed. 他们仔细一想,好像真是这样啊。如果一只脚固定的话,那么那些动作就都能解释了。穿着古装的长裙,正好可以遮掩那被固定住的脚。 A saying, probably this dance is not so shocking. 这么一说,好像这个舞蹈也就没那么惊艳了。 „Look, I did not say that you made me say, now regretted?” “看,我不说,你们非让我说,现在后悔了吧？” It looks like the magic is the same, after piercing, has been short of many pleasure, looked again thought a meaning did not have. 就像是魔术一样,戳穿了之后,就少了许多乐趣,再看就觉得一点意思都没有了。 This is not Feng Yu guesses certainly, but is the netizen of previous generation guesses, afterward was also confirmed. 这个当然不是冯宇猜出来的,而是前世的网友猜出来的,后来也得到了证实。 After having had the family reunion dinner, everybody has slept, Li Zhixing is actually very energetic, however the Feng Yu two kids, early started blurry. 吃过团圆饭之后,大家就去睡觉了,李知行倒是还很精神,但是冯宇的两个小家伙,早已经开始迷糊了。 After Feng Yu they sleep, youngster that persists in standing night watch, starts to enliven on internet/network. 在冯宇他们睡觉之后,许多坚持守夜的年轻人,开始在网络上活跃起来。 They then saw meagerness that many people retransmit . Moreover the hottest topic, definitely is closes Yu Chun to be late, but also these, how also some very strange? 他们这才看到了许多人转发的微薄,而且最热的话题,肯定都是关于春晚的,但还这其中,怎么还有一些很奇怪的呢？ „Looked did not have, Feng Yu spat the trough spring late, said that many program that urged the person to fire a gun.” “看了没,冯宇吐槽春晚了啊,说有好多个催人放炮的节目。” „Pū urges the person to fire a gun! Speaking of that I was really have also fired a gun in these time, this year's artillery bought to be short obviously!” “噗催人放炮！你还别说,我还真是在那些时间去放炮了,今年的炮明显买少了！” „Ha, not only actually fires a gun, but can also urinate, this called anything, this called to urge the person to urinate!” “哈哈哈,其实不只是去放炮,还可以去撒尿啊,这叫什么,这叫催人尿下！” „In building the classics, really have several programs, a urine fullness. However happen, if completely is the splendid program, I did not have the time to go to bathroom, dinner time little has not drunk the beer!” “楼上经典,确实有几个节目,尿点十足。不过正好,要是全部是精彩的节目,我还没时间上厕所呢,晚饭的时候可没少喝啤酒！” Spring after late conclusion, itself has many people willing to the spring late to carry on review, these people of spring late program group, extremely pays attention to these reviews. 春晚结束之后,本身就有许多人愿意对春晚进行点评一下,那些春晚节目组的人,也都非常关注这些点评。 Has a look at own work, obtains the satisfaction of people, looks sound that others praised, had the sense of achievement. 看看自己的工作,是否得到群众的满意,看着别人夸赞的声音,多有成就感啊。 Xiao Wang is one of the spring late work team, is responsible for counting the viewing ratio, internet/network high praise lead anything. In the spring of this year is late, not only has the television direct transmission, person who the internet/network live transmission, lets not have the television, can see through internet/network is spring late. 小王就是春晚工作组的一员,负责统计收视率,网络好评率什么的。今年春晚不但有电视直播,还有网络直播,让许多没有电视的人,也能通过网络看到春晚。 Xiao Wang thought that this year definitely is a piece of high praise, he thought that this year the language class program are many, the dance also had the characteristics, the singer also asks several to work as red, what did this have not to be unsatisfied? 小王觉得,今年肯定是一片好评,他都觉得今年语言类节目不少,舞蹈也有特色,歌手也请了好几个当红的,这还有什么不满意的？ However selects the live transmission homepage, the following rumor made him be shocked. 但是点开直播网页,下面的流言却让他愣住了。 What ghost urges the person to fire a gun is? What meaning urges the person to urinate is? 催人放炮是什么鬼？催人尿下又是什么意思？ That said that xx songs are very good, but behind turned around saying that what was the time happen to sufficed him to put a time magic ball what meaning? 还有那个说xx歌曲很好,但后面转身就说,时间正好够他放一次魔术弹的是什么意思？ That said that the time of this song was too long, after urinating has soaked the urine, unexpectedly has not sung! 还有那个说这首歌的时间太长了,尿了一泡尿之后,居然还没唱完！ Who these are, these programs asked you to annoy you, did not like not looking that where had speech such. 这些都是什么人啊,这些节目找你惹你了,不喜欢就不看啊,哪有这么说话的。 He turns these commentaries, discovered that many people are criticizing, although entire not a phrase of cursing at people, but at criticism program. 他一个个翻这些评论,发现许多人都是在批评,虽然全篇没有一个骂人的字眼,但就是在批评节目。 Naturally praised also had many, was makes Xiao Wang at heart more comfortable finally. 当然表扬的也有不少,总算是让小王心里舒坦了一些。 After on-duty leadership sees the feedback, shook the head anything not to say. 值班的领导看到反馈之后,摇摇头什么都没说。 Xiao Wang was anxious: „Manager Zhao, this must let net ~ supervises a that side tube? Must process these people, serious processing!” 小王急了:“赵台长,这个得让网~监那边管管吧？要处理这些人,严肃处理！” Manager Zhao pats the shoulder of Xiao Wang: „All right, must accept the opinion of common people modestly, then enhances oneself, cannot only be able to withstand the praise, cannot withstand the criticism.” 赵台长拍拍小王的肩膀:“没事儿,要虚心接受百姓的意见,然后提高自身,不能只经得起表扬,经不起批评。” The Xiao Wang whole person is ignorant ~ has compelled, should not, Manager Zhao, but temperament fiery/popular temper, moreover is the head of this spring late program group, some people criticize, did he actually endure? 小王整个人都懵~逼了,不应该啊,赵台长可是脾气火爆的性子,而且是这个春晚节目组的负责人,这有人批评,他竟然忍了？ Xiao Wang also wants to say anything time, a senior staff goes all out dozen of meaningful glances to him, he hurries to shut up. 小王还想说什么的时候,一个老员工给他拼命打眼色,他才赶紧闭嘴。 When Manager Zhao exits, he gathers side that senior staff: „Horse elder brother, what situation?” 等赵台长出去的时候,他凑到那个老员工身边:“马哥,什么情况啊？” „You have not looked, this matter by the head, is Feng Yu makes, that urges the person to fire a gun, was he says.” “你没看啊,这个事情的由头,是冯宇弄出来的,那个催人放炮,就是他说的。” „Feng Yu? World's richest Feng Yu?! He makes this to do, you did not say that in the past also together made the spring to be late with him?” “冯宇？世界首富冯宇？！他弄这个干什么啊,你不是说,当年还跟他一起弄过春晚吗？” „Hi, who knows that possibly is proposes to suggest. Sets level the mentality, this praised our after all many, later improved is good. Don't forget, Chief Feng may spring the late biggest sponsor, you think that Manager Zhao can look for Feng Prime Minister theory?” “嗨,谁知道呢,可能就是提一下建议而已。放平心态,这夸奖我们的毕竟还是多数,以后改进就好了。别忘了,冯总可还是春晚的最大赞助商呢,你觉得赵台长能去找冯总理论？” Feng Yu does not know that he has written casually meagerly, actually had the rhythm, if knows...... He can write is splendid! 冯宇根本不知道,他随便写了一点微薄,竟然带了节奏,如果知道……他会写的再精彩一点！ „Zhihang, comes, this is the uncle gives your new year's money.” Feng Yu pulls out a small red package, gives Li Zhixing. “知行,过来,这是舅舅给你的压岁钱。”冯宇掏出来一个小红包,递给李知行。 Exclusion of Li Zhixing face, but also the world's richest, the new year's money gives such selects! 李知行一脸的嫌弃,还世界首富呢,压岁钱就给这么点！ „, Your that is any expression, do not give me!” “呀嗬,你那是什么表情,不要给我！” It is not Feng Yu does not want to give, but is the elder sister does not let, said that Li Zhixing this boy specially likes eating between -meal snack now, spends wastefully, does not know to save. 不是冯宇不想多给,而是姐姐不让,说李知行这小子现在特别爱吃零食,花钱大手大脚的,一点都不知道节约。 Feng Yu also feared that is not careful, trained the black sheep of the family the nephew, such too Failed. 冯宇也怕一个不小心,将外甥培养成了败家子,那样就太失败了。 Li Zhixing Ma Liu collects money, then starts to give others to pay new year's call, while convenient...... Wants the new year's money. 李知行麻溜的将钱收起来,然后开始去给别人拜年,顺便……要压岁钱。 These many elders, one gets down, can receive much, enough he bought between -meal snack. He is not fat, does not know why father and mother do not make him eat between -meal snack. 这么多长辈呢,一圈儿下来,也能收不少,足够他买零食了。他又不胖,不知道爸妈为什么不让他吃零食。 Also, he has not eaten, can buy for the female schoolmate eats. Heard the uncle goes to school always gives the aunt to buy between -meal snack, having a look at the aunt to get along with the uncle now. 再说了,他不吃,可以买给女同学吃啊。听说舅舅上学的时候就是总给舅妈买零食,看看舅妈现在跟舅舅多好啊。 „Does uncle, that l-pad you give me again one?” “舅舅,那个l-pad你再给我一个呗？” „You did not have one, but can also do?” “你不是有一个了么,还要干什么？” „You leave alone, you have given me your, you buy new going again.” “你就别管了,你把你那个给我,你再买个新的去。” „Which female schoolmate, your father may tell me, your boy this is must early ~ love.” “又是给哪个女同学啊,你爸可跟我说了,你小子这是要早~恋啊。” „You initially with the aunt were not early ~ love!” Saying that Li Zhixing refuses to accept. “你当初跟舅妈不也是早~恋么！”李知行不服的说道。 „Can be the same, I heard that you have liked three female schoolmates? Are you big?” The black sheep of the family have not regarded, turned into flower ~ the dandy is not good! “能一样吗,我怎么听说,你都喜欢过三个女同学了？你才多大？”败家子没当成,变成了花~花公子也不行啊！ A Li Zhixing eyeball revolution, in idea heart: „Uncle, I thought that my hair was a little long, I want to cut.” 李知行眼珠子一转,计上心头:“舅舅啊,我觉得我头发有点长了,我想剪一下。” Feng Yu turns around fiercely, is staring at the little nephew. The proverb said that in January haircut dead uncle, although knows that this is seals ~ constructs fan ~ letter, but Feng Yu does not think auspicious. 冯宇猛地转身,盯着小外甥。老话说,正月剃头死舅舅,虽然知道这是封~建迷~信,但是冯宇还是觉得不吉利。 This small rabbit son ~, it seems like today it is necessary to teach him well one. 这个小兔崽~子,看来今天有必要好好教训他一下了。 Feng Yu sleeve upward lu two, Li Zhixing ran away, runs while shouted: „Aunt, comes quickly, the uncle must hit me!” 冯宇将袖子往上撸了两下,李知行撒腿就跑,边跑边喊:“舅妈,快来啊,舅舅要打我！” ...... ……