EDAH :: Volume #2 逆骨邪龙

#188: Ya Ya ( Part 3 )

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【 Preventive inoculation: The following two chapters look like quite retarded, looked article time please aware adjust Ya Ya that ages IQ IQ( >\; _ 【预防针:接下来两章看起来会相当弱智,看文的时候请自觉把智商调节到丫丫那个年龄段的智商(>\;_ „The fifth topic......” Ya Ya that made Ye Tianxie start the fearful and apprehensive sound to make a sound in the Ye Tianxie ear once again: „This issue very easy, Big Brother may probably listen. Wú...... Before Big Brother knows hundred years, who Lost Mainland is Mercenary King?” “第五题……”丫丫那让叶天邪开始心惊胆战的声音又一次在叶天邪耳边响了起来:“这个问题好简单的,大哥哥可一定要听好了哦。唔……大哥哥知道一百年前迷失大陆的佣兵王是谁吗？” The Ye Tianxie whole body shakes, then attacked being a mass of cuts and bruises self-confident as if completely looked in this moment, he straightens up the chest, self-confident saying: „Knows that is Ren Zhanqing.” 叶天邪全身一震,那被打击的体无完肤的自信在这一刻仿佛全部找了回来,他挺直胸膛,自信满满的说道:“知道,是任斩情。” Ya Ya racket small hand, said with a grin: „Wa! Big Brother is quite intelligent! The issue of that this problem is...... If Ren Zhanqing is also living now, differently what present Lost Mainland will have?” 丫丫拍拍小手,笑嘻嘻的说道:“哇！大哥哥好聪明！那这道题的问题就是……如果任斩情如今还活着,现在的迷失大陆会有什么不同呢？” Bumps into to answer 50% issues with great difficulty, cannot plant again above. Ye Tianxie has pondered a long time/half of the day very much carefully, said: „If Ren Zhanqing is also living now, Lost Mainland will have strongest new ‚Heavenly Soul Mercenary Group’. Lost Mainland Mercenary Guild and mercenary soldier team also be more prosperous than and formidable than the present.” 好不容易碰到个自己能答出一半的问题,千万不能再栽在上面。叶天邪很小心的思考了半天,说道:“如果任斩情现在还活着的话,迷失大陆会有一个最强的新‘天魂佣兵团’。迷失大陆的佣兵工会和佣兵队伍也一定要比现在更加繁盛和强大。” „Mistake!” Also was a trough cold water pouring on Ye Tianxie: „If Ren Zhanqing is also living now...... The present Lost Mainland different places can be...... Will be many living person!” “错误！”又是一盆冷水浇在了叶天邪头上:“如果任斩情现在还活着的话……现在的迷失大陆不同的地方会是……会多一个活着的人！” Ye Tianxie: „............” 叶天邪:“…………” He feels suddenly that oneself more than 20 years of as if Bai Huo. 他忽然感觉到,自己这20多年似乎都白活了。 „The sixth topic...... Ten problems respond five to enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole, now Big Brother answered wrong five! If under five have any answers together wrong, today cannot go in...... Listens! The issue of sixth problem is...... Why the mouse will fly!?” “第六题……十道题答对五道才可以进冰绝狼窟,现在大哥哥已经答错五道了哦！如果下面的五道有任何一道答错的话,今天就不可以进去了哦……听好啦！第六道题的问题是……为什么老鼠会飞呢！？” A Ye Tianxie heavy line: „How I know...... Mouse simply will not fly!” 叶天邪一头黑线:“我怎么知道……老鼠根本就不会飞！” Ya Ya: „Answered mistakenly! The mouse will fly , because it has eaten the pill of immortality.” 丫丫:“答错了哦！老鼠会飞,是因为它吃了仙丹。” Ye Tianxie: „......” This is any answer! 叶天邪:“……”这算什么答案！ Ya Ya: „That Big Brother, why will the snake fly?” 丫丫:“那大哥哥,为什么蛇会飞呢？” Reply that Ye Tianxie unemotionally: „Thinks that it has eaten the pill of immortality.” 叶天邪面无表情的回答:“以为它吃了仙丹。” Ya Ya: „Wrong! Because it has eaten the mouse.” 丫丫:“错啦！因为它吃了老鼠。” Ye Tianxie:......( Thorough speechless) 叶天邪:……（彻底无语） Ya Ya: „Will why hawk fly?” 丫丫:“那为什么鹰会飞呢？” The Ye Tianxie look is wooden: „Because it has eaten the snake!” 叶天邪神色木然:“因为它吃了蛇！” Ya Ya: „Wrong wrong wrong! Big Brother, you really quite stupid, because the hawk is will fly!” 丫丫:“错啦错啦错啦！大哥哥,你真的好笨哦,因为鹰是本来就会飞的！” Ye Tianxie: „¥#*%%#&\;¥! ............” 叶天邪:“¥#*%%#&\;¥！…………” Ya Ya has blinked the bright big eye, honk the lip was saying: „Big Brother, ten problems, you answered mistakenly six continuously. Therefore Ya Ya cannot send you to Ice Extinction Wolf Hole today. Because Creation God Elder Sister has said that if not very intelligent, must have the fearful wolf to eat by inside that. Big Brother can come tomorrow again...... Right, Big Brother must remember belt enough money to come tomorrow, because Magic/MP Strength on strolling in the snow shoes can only maintain for 12 hours, the words that tomorrow will come again, must buy one pair again.” 丫丫眨巴了一下晶亮的大眼睛,嘟着嘴唇说道:“大哥哥,十道题,你已经连续答错了六道了哦。所以丫丫今天就不能送你去冰绝狼窟啦。因为创世神姐姐说过,如果不够聪明的话,是要被里面那只好可怕的狼吃掉的。大哥哥明天可以再来哦……哦对啦,大哥哥明天要记得带足够的钱来,因为踏雪鞋上的魔法力量只能维持12个小时,明天再来的话,就必须重新再买一双的哦。” Looks at that powder toot toot the small face and that innocent eye, Ye Tianxie knew finally what is the profiteer...... Pair of thousand gold coin, but must buy...... Buys not necessarily has also used on, is obtains one to reply her merely the qualifications of issue. If the issue replied that does not pass...... Next time must buy again. 看着那张粉嘟嘟的小脸和那双无辜的眼睛,叶天邪终于知道了什么叫奸商……一双一千金币,还非买不可……买了还不一定用的上,仅仅是获得一个回答她问题的资格而已。如果问题回答不通过……下次还要重新再买。 Your little devil...... Dares to let answer the issue to pass has bought Aaaaah again! 你个小鬼头……敢让答完问题通过了再买吗啊啊啊！ „Good, Little Sister goodbye/see again.” Ye Tianxie haunches a distortion diligently the smiling face and she greets the farewell, then brings full resentment to turn round...... Has not actually returned to the city, but walks toward a corner. “好吧,小妹妹再见。”叶天邪努力撑起一个变形的笑脸和她打招呼告别,然后带着满腔的怨念回身……却没有回城,而是向一个角落里走去。 „Big Brother goodbye/see again...... Eh? Big Brother, where do you want to go to? Here is close, you cannot exit.” Ya Ya sits on the snowman does not have, was shouting reminded lightly. “大哥哥再见……咦？大哥哥,你要去哪里？这里是封闭的,你出不去的唷。”丫丫坐在雪人身上没下来,轻喊着提醒道。 The back to Ya Ya, Ye Tianxie is gripping Moment of Destiny, said in a low voice: „Guo Guo, comes out quickly.” 背对着丫丫,叶天邪握住命运之刻,低声说道:“果果,快出来。” „...... Does not want! Outside has good fearful flavor/smell.” Quick, in the Ye Tianxie mind broadcasts Guo Guo that timid sound. “呜……不要！外面有好可怕的味道。”很快,叶天邪的脑海中就传来果果那怯怯的声音。 „Relax, we already came out from there, now outside very beautiful snowy area, you certainly have not seen.” The Ye Tianxie consolation said. “放心啦,我们早就已经从那里出来了,现在外面可是很漂亮的雪地,你一定没见过的。”叶天邪劝慰道。 After short peace, a small group white light appears on the shoulder of Ye Tianxie, Little Guo Guo is pinching own small nose tightly, the appearance of shrinking in his side, then the eye stares all of a sudden in a big way, the mouth opens, pinches the hand of small nose also all of a sudden to loosen, in the mouth sends out „” tender call. 短暂的安静后,一小团白光在叶天邪的肩膀上显现,小果果紧捏着自己的小鼻子,畏畏缩缩的出现在他的身旁,然后眼睛一下子瞪大,嘴巴张开,捏着小鼻子的手也一下子松开,口中发出“哇”的一声娇呼。 „Snow...... Is this snow? Quite attractive!” “雪……这就是雪吗？好漂亮！” Here north is one high, by breaking valley that the white snow covers, breaks under the valley to appear a fuzzy cave entrance, before cave entrance, was stopped up by the giant ice wall at the same time, should be Ice Extinction Wolf Hole entrance, other positions are white one piece, the snow duplicate earth, the vegetation or the trees that occasionally presents were also duplicate full or open completely the snowflake, was releasing pure and magnificent sense of beauty. 这里的北方是一面高高的,被白雪覆盖的断谷,断谷之下映现着一个模模糊糊的洞口,洞口前被一面巨大的冰墙所堵塞,应该就是冰绝狼窟的入口,其他的方位是白茫茫一片,雪覆大地,偶尔出现的植被或者树木也都是覆满或者开满了雪花,释放着纯净而华丽的美感。 Jinghua in the winter of every year will snow, in Ye Tianxie childhood, in the winter and snow day is the things that he most is afraid, because that can be he leaves the death recent time. Afterward she appeared, when with she looked at the snow, he fades from the memory ice-cold that the snow has brought to despair, discovers and is appreciating the beauty of snow. The surrounding snowscape be purer than the snowscape of reality, richer visual impact strength, Ye Tianxie was still insufficient to exclaim in surprise that but is first time saw obviously the snowscape Little Guo Guo was infatuated with obviously...... After all, pure thing is she most likes, most longs for intimate thing. 京华的每年冬天都会下雪,在叶天邪小的时候,冬季和雪天都是他最害怕的事物,因为那会是他离死亡最近的时刻。后来她出现,和她一起看雪时,他才淡忘了雪所带来的冰冷绝望,发现和欣赏着雪的美丽。周围的雪景要比现实的雪景更加纯净,更富有视觉冲击力,叶天邪尚不至于惊叹,而明显是第一次看到雪景的小果果明显是陶醉了……毕竟,纯净的东西是她最喜欢,最渴望亲近的东西。 Ye Tianxie calms down has not broken her, whatever she is appreciating the surrounding white world, listening to her often to exude the intermittent clear delightful tender call sound and laughter, after three minutes, Ye Tianxie said itself to shout goal that finally she came out: „Guo Guo, you get down first...... Does your body have lollipop?” 叶天邪沉住气没有打断她,任由她欣赏着周围的白色世界,听着她不时发出阵阵清脆悦耳的娇呼声和笑声,三分钟之后,叶天邪终于说出了自己喊她出来的目的:“果果,你先下来……你的身上还有棒棒糖吗？” Guo Guo one hear of Ye Tianxie the saying that flutters from the sky, immediately is vigilant that anxious asking: „Master...... You want to do...... You are an Sir, cannot snatch little loli lollipop to eat.” 从上空飘下来的果果一听叶天邪的这话,立即警惕起来,紧张的问道:“主人……你想干嘛……你是大人,不可以抢小萝莉的棒棒糖吃的。” The Ye Tianxie eyebrow corner/horn twitched, then said: „Look, that side that Little Elder Sister...... Is Younger Sister, her age looks like you must be smaller, long so is also lovable, do we give her several lollipop to eat to be good?” 叶天邪的眉角抽搐了一下,接着说道:“看,那边那个小姐姐……哦,是妹妹,她的年纪看起来比你还要小,长的又那么可爱,我们给她几颗棒棒糖吃好不好？” Guo Guo seems has 12 or 13-year-old age, but Ya Ya, sees is the 8 or 9-year-old yellow wool small girl of being wet behind the ears...... Naturally, compared with common small girl deceitful many many of! 果果看上去怎么也有十二三岁的年纪,而丫丫,怎么看都是乳臭未干的八九岁黄毛小丫头……当然,要比一般的小丫头狡诈的多的多！ „Isn't good! lollipop is my, cannot eat to others...... Not!” Guo Guo withdraws hastily the long distance, makes an effort to shake the head, visits him completely vigilantly, for fear that he appearance that begins to snatch. “不好不好！棒棒糖都是我的,不可以给别人吃……就是不可以！”果果连忙退后好长一段距离,用力摇头,满是警惕的看着他,一副生怕他动手来抢的样子。 „Good.” Knows that can be this result. From Guo Guo thing that wants her to like, compared with pulls a tooth from the mouth of tiger simply also difficultly...... According to past innumerable Experience, wants to obtain anything from Guo Guo, must give NN time of compensation, Ye Tianxie immediately helpless saying: „Guo Guo, if the present gives me three lollipop, I give Guo Guo to buy 100 in the evening again...... In addition makes your Elder Sister Feifei complete the dessert that are many you most to like eating, is good.” “好吧。”就知道会是这个结果。从果果手里要她喜欢的东西,简直比从老虎的嘴里拔牙还难……根据以往的无数次经验,想从果果身上得到点什么,必须给予NN倍的补偿,叶天邪当下无奈的说道:“果果如果现在给我三根棒棒糖的话,我晚上再去给果果买100根……外加让你的菲菲姐做好多你最最喜欢吃的点心,好不好。” Shua! three lollipop appeared in Guo Guo immediately, by her driving delivering Ye Tianxie in front, then said with a grin: „Knows that Master is best to Guo Guo, must mean what he says, otherwise Guo Guo will be angry to be angry.” 刷！三个棒棒糖立马出现在了果果手里,被她主动的送到叶天邪面前,然后笑嘻嘻的说道:“就知道主人对果果最好啦,一定要说话算数哦,不然果果会好生气好生气的。” Just was worried that was afraid the expression Guo Guo flash becomes that calls one happily joyful, handed over the lollipop speed to be about to prepare he to say those words as if to be the same on beforehand. Is looking at three lollipop in hand, Ye Tianxie secretly sighed loli obviously should be the chaste naive synonym, Ya Ya why Guo Guo and today meet compared with fox also sly...... 刚刚还是担心害怕表情的果果一瞬间变得那叫一个开心愉悦,交出棒棒糖的速度更是快得仿佛已经事先准备好就等他说出那句话一样。看着手中的三根棒棒糖,叶天邪不禁暗叹一声萝莉明明应该是纯洁天真的代名词,为什么自己身边的果果和今天遇到的丫丫都比狐狸还要狡猾…… lollipop: One sweets that the children like eating, effect: After the use, hunger, HP Recovery 5. 棒棒糖:小孩子喜欢吃的一种甜食,效果:使用后饥饿度-2,生命恢复5。 Attributes of stick small and weak almost can ignore, but, if this lollipop appears in common Player at present, definitely will stir the controversy. This world has lollipop not to have anything but actually, but the key is this lollipop packing...... 棒棒的属性弱小的几乎可以忽略不计,但,如果这根棒棒糖出现在寻常玩家眼前的话,必然会引起轩然大波。这个世界存在棒棒糖倒没什么,但关键是这根棒棒糖的包装…… If this lollipop original originally brings to come to here from the real world, what person also there is to believe? 100% people will regard a joke to listen him. 如果说这支棒棒糖原本就是从现实世界带到这里来的,又有什么人会相信？100%的人会把其当成一个笑话来听。 Moment of Destiny appears in Destiny World, the Guo Guo free occurrence in Destiny World and real world, obviously she has freely brings thing of two world to the ability of another world...... Ye Tianxie knows very much long time ago, these thing aim, inevitably is an extremely fearful truth. 命运之刻出现在命运世界,果果自由出现于命运世界和现实世界,还有她明显具有的将两个世界的东西都自由带到另一个世界的能力……叶天邪很早就知道,这些东西所指向的,必然是一个极其可怕的真相。 His intuition told him, if this truth were opened...... The consequence that accomplishes may be earth-shaking. Prosi before 《Destiny》 World opens these words that spoke, his strange suicide and his last words...... This Game World name Destiny! 他的直觉告诉他,如果这个真相被揭开……所造就的后果或许会是翻天覆地的。普洛斯在《命运》世界开启前说的那些话,还有他的诡异自杀与他的遗言……还有这个游戏世界的名字命运！ When others are to play to play , he continuously in silently sought that unable to be opened the answer that. 当别人是为了游戏而游戏的时候,他,一直在默默的寻求着那个不能被揭开的答案。 On the other hand, Guo Guo brings thing that from the real world currently also has lollipop, Ye Tianxie once more than once with various types the method of cheating the enticement will make her try to bring other thing to have a look to have any astonishing effect to Destiny World, honk the mouth was having the decline of principle by her completely very much...... After being continuously fruitless, Ye Tianxie also has to give up. 话说回来,果果从现实世界带过来的东西目前也只有棒棒糖,叶天邪曾经不止一次的用各种哄骗诱惑的方法让她试着带些别的东西到命运世界看看会有什么惊人的效果,却全部被她嘟着嘴很有原则的回绝……连续无果后,叶天邪也只好放弃。 Returns Inventory two lollipop, is taking arrived has been looking at steadily, looks in front of his little girl Ya Ya curiously. Visits him to approach, Ya Ya curious asking: „Big Brother, haven't you left? Your topic answered completely mistakenly, wants to enter the Ice Extinction Wolf Hole words only to be able tomorrow...... That good attractive is thing that in Eh? your hand takes what?” 将两根棒棒糖放回背包,拿着其中一根走到了一直在目不转睛,好奇看着他的小女孩丫丫面前。看他走近,丫丫好奇的问道:“大哥哥,你怎么还没有离开呢？你的题目全部答错了,想进入冰绝狼窟的话只能明天了哦……咦？你手里拿的那个好漂亮的东西是什么？” „Is the sugar...... Its name was called lollipop.” Ye Tianxie said that puts Ya Ya lollipop at present, Ya Ya sits on the snowman, reluctant and his body contour: „This can eat, is very delicious, you eat to look.” “是糖……它的名字叫棒棒糖。”叶天邪说完,把棒棒糖放到丫丫眼前,丫丫坐在雪人身上,勉勉强强和他的身体等高:“这个是可以吃的,很好吃的,你吃吃看。” „Can eat?” The Ya Ya eye winks, then raised the head, vigilant saying: „Big Brother, Creation God Elder Sister has said that cannot accept the bribe. Therefore, no matter what, Ya Ya will not make you enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole today.” “可以吃？”丫丫眼睛一眨,然后抬头,警惕的说道:“大哥哥,创世神姐姐说过,不可以接受贿赂。所以,不管怎么样,丫丫今天都不会让你进冰绝狼窟的唷。”
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