EDAH :: Volume #2 逆骨邪龙

#187: Ya Ya ( Part 2 )


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The little girls seem, only then 8 or 9-year-old appearance, clothes in vain, a Shangzha two are soaring to the heavens the sheep's-horn braids, the whole piece face is childish. Ye Tianxie believes firmly this little girl, when he just appeared here has not sat there absolutely, otherwise first was discovered inevitably by him. She was more like appears there suddenly. 小女孩看上去只有八九岁的样子,一身白白的衣裳,头上扎着两个冲天羊角辫,整张脸稚气未脱。叶天邪确信这个小女孩在他刚出现在这里的时候绝对没有坐在那里,否则必然被他第一时间发现。她更像是忽然就出现在了那里。 Ya Ya: Level:???? item quality (grade):???? Age unknown, actually as if forever only then the 8 or 9-year-old body and disposition, no one knows that her origin is anything, it is reported that she has defended before Ice Extinction Wolf Hole many years, only then can enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole through her test. 丫丫:等级:????品级:????年龄未知,却似乎永远只有八九岁的身体和心性,谁也不知道她的来历是什么,据传她已经守在冰绝狼窟前很多年,只有通过她的考验才能进入冰绝狼窟 Eye of the Evil Dragon just must come the information, that little girl shouted with her clear sound: I called Ya Ya, welcome this Big Brother to come here. Here road surface is very slippery, but adorable Ya Ya here has the mysterious strolling in the snow shoes, can not to need to be worried in the ice and snow to slip.” 邪龙之目刚刚得来信息,那个小女孩就已经用她清脆的声音喊了起来:“我叫丫丫,欢迎这位大哥哥来到这里哦。这里的路面很滑,而可爱的丫丫这里有神奇的踏雪鞋,可以让人在冰上、雪上一点都不用担心滑倒哦。” Ye Tianxie just approached, a long panel appeared before his body...... 叶天邪刚刚走近,一个长长的面板就已经出现在了他身前…… White strolling in the snow shoes: White strolling in the snow shoes, the shoe sole was held the simple Magic/MP trace by in addition, puts on later treads in the any/random road surface does not need to be worried that the under foot slips. Selling price: 1000 gold coin. 白色踏雪鞋:白色的踏雪鞋,鞋底被加持了简易的魔法纹路,穿上之后踏在任意的路面上不用担心脚下打滑。售价:1000金币 Black strolling in the snow shoes: Black strolling in the snow shoes, the shoe sole was held the simple Magic/MP trace by in addition, puts on later treads in the any/random road surface does not need to be worried that the under foot slips. Selling price: 1000 gold coin. 黑色踏雪鞋:黑色的踏雪鞋,鞋底被加持了简易的魔法纹路,穿上之后踏在任意的路面上不用担心脚下打滑。售价:1000金币 Red strolling in the snow shoes: Red strolling in the snow shoes, the shoe sole was held the simple Magic/MP trace by in addition, puts on later treads in the any/random road surface does not need to be worried that the under foot slips. Selling price: 1000 gold coin. 红色踏雪鞋:红色的踏雪鞋,鞋底被加持了简易的魔法纹路,穿上之后踏在任意的路面上不用担心脚下打滑。售价:1000金币 Blue strolling in the snow shoes...... 蓝色踏雪鞋…… Pink strolling in the snow shoes...... 粉色踏雪鞋…… Yellow strolling in the snow shoes...... 黄色踏雪鞋…… ............ ………… ............ ………… Big Brother, you looked that various types of color pretty shoes have. Right right, if not wear this attractive snow shoes, enters with great difficulty slips to Ice Extinction Wolf Hole. Therefore for security, adorable Ya Ya will not make Elder Brother Aunt Elder Sister who does not wear the snow shoes uncle go.” That that Ya Ya smiles called a sunlight to be bright. Perhaps on that two sheep's-horn braids ties up a balloon casually, can bring light her flies. 大哥哥,你看,各种颜色的漂亮鞋子都有哦。对啦对啦,如果不穿上这漂亮的雪鞋,进到冰绝狼窟里可是好容易滑倒的。因此为了安全,可爱的丫丫是不会让不穿雪鞋的哥哥姐姐叔叔阿姨进去的哦。”丫丫笑的那叫一个阳光灿烂。恐怕那两个羊角辫上随便绑个气球,都能带着她轻飘飘的飞起来。 The Ye Tianxie blue vein braves, pair of simple shoes, sell to 1000 gold coin unexpectedly...... Does not buy has not let enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole! Amass money! Naked amassing money! The small age on such black heart, grows up do not rob the bank...... If this world has the bank. 叶天邪青筋直冒,一双简简单单的鞋子,竟然卖到1000金币……不买还不让进入冰绝狼窟!抢钱!赤裸裸的抢钱啊!小小年纪就这么黑心,长大还不要去抢银行……如果这个世界有银行的话。 Even if in the heart has to carry to hit the impulsion of buttocks her, Ye Tianxie also has to very natural puts out thousand gold coin, exhibits the smiling face: Little Sister, your snow shoes are very pretty, I buy pair of black snow shoes.” 即使心中有将她拎起来打屁股的冲动,叶天邪也不得不很大方的拿出一千金币,摆出笑脸:“小妹妹,你的雪鞋很漂亮,那我就买一双黑色的雪鞋吧。” Din-dong! Trades successfully. In hand of Ye Tianxie were many a pair, regardless of design appearance earth to the black shoes of dregs...... On live image countryside avenue ten money one dozen of flat base cloth shoes. 叮咚!交易成功。叶天邪的手上多了一双无论款式外形都土到掉渣的黑色鞋子……活像乡下大街上十块钱一打的平底布鞋。 Ya Ya smiles is more elated: Iya! Big Brother! You are really a good person! Several Big Brother may dislike a moment ago, but also asked that can be cheaper...... thing that Ya Ya sells is cheapest, they are quite mean-spirited...... Right, some Big Brother asked that unexpectedly the group buy can discount? The group buy is any meaning Iya? 丫丫笑的更加欢畅起来:“呀!大哥哥!你真是个好人!刚才有几个大哥哥可讨厌了,还问可不可以便宜些……丫丫卖的东西都是最最便宜的,他们好小气哦……对啦,还有一些大哥哥居然问团购可不可以打折?团购是什么意思呀? Group buy is......” “团购就是……” dang dang dang dang! Now enters the Ya Ya test pattern, Big Brother, did you prepare? Only then through the test of Ya Ya, can enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole. Iya! is not Ya Ya intentionally must such do, this is beautiful Creation God Elder Sister gives Ya Ya Quest.” Ya Ya to Ye Tianxie had not explained from the start anything is group buy opportunity, that has repeated N words to be shouted by her continuous artillery obviously. 当当当当!现在进入丫丫考验模式,大哥哥,你准备好了吗?只有通过丫丫的考验,才能进入冰绝狼窟哦。呀!才不是丫丫故意要这么做,这是美丽的创世神姐姐交给丫丫任务。”丫丫压根就没给叶天邪解释什么是“团购”的机会,那显然已经复述了N遍的话被她连珠炮般的喊了出来。 Ye Tianxie stiff back: Said that anything tests.” 叶天邪挺直腰杆:“说吧,什么考验。” By strength that he currently has, but also does not fear any so-called test really...... So long as is not ten thousand bone ruins that class looks for thing on the line. 以他目前所拥有的实力,还真不怕什么所谓的考验……只要不是万骨废墟那类的找东西就行。 The Ya Ya eye flashes, honk mouth was shouting: dang dang dang dang! Since you prepared, then came from the test of most lovable Ya Ya to come.” 丫丫眼睛扑闪,嘟着嘴喊起来:“当当当当!既然你准备好了,那么来自最可爱的丫丫的考验就要来了哦。” ...... Has saying that her narcissistic degree and Guo Guo some spell. Ye Tianxie such as thinks. ……不得不说,她的自恋程度和果果有的一拼。叶天邪如是想。 „The first test......” a Ya Ya hand move, a paper volume in vain appeared in her hand: Filling in poetry!” “第一道考验……”丫丫的手一招,一张白白的纸卷出现在了她的手中:“填写诗词!” Ye Tianxie under foot staggers, almost does not have one to grip in the snow. 叶天邪脚下一个踉跄,差点没一头扎到雪里去。 Enters Ice Extinction Wolf Hole, must save a good pitiful small wolf, therefore not only need have the compassion, but must suffice intelligently. Therefore, must be able to go through a strategic pass through the intelligence test of Ya Ya. Relax, Big Brother is a good person, ten tests that therefore Ya Ya gives are most easy, so long as Big Brother responds five problems to go through a strategic pass.” Ya Ya waved the paper volume, the immature smiling face such as the tender flower is in full bloom, adorable incomparable. “进入冰绝狼窟,是要拯救一个好可怜的小狼,所以不但要有爱心,还要够聪明才可以。所以,一定要通过丫丫的智力考验才可以过关哦。放心啦,大哥哥是好人,所以丫丫给的十道考验都是最最简单的,大哥哥只要答对五道题就可以过关的哦。”丫丫挥了挥手中的纸卷,稚嫩的笑颜如嫩花盛开,可爱无比。 Ye Tianxie takes a dynasty to be nipped by the snake that paper volume,( please fill under half a word). 叶天邪将那张纸卷拿过一朝被蛇咬,(请填写出下半句)。 Ye Tianxie: „......” 叶天邪:“……” Takes that only to come from the Ya Ya Magic/MP pen, Ye Tianxie has not moved for a very long time. 拿着那只来自丫丫魔法笔,叶天邪久久没有动弹。 Iya! Ya Ya must start the countdown, has ten seconds. Ten...... Nine...... Eight...... Seven......” 呀!丫丫要开始倒计时啦,只有十秒哦。十……九……八……七……” The hand of Ye Tianxie is trembling, then finally clenches teeth, the hand scrubber brushed to write on the paper, three seconds finished up, have handed over in Ya Ya. 叶天邪的手在发抖,然后终于一咬牙,手刷刷在纸上写了起来,三秒完事,交到了丫丫手里。 A dynasty was nipped by the snake,( everywhere hears Tiniao). 一朝被蛇咬,(处处闻啼鸟)。 Ya Ya body one crooked, almost falls down from the snowman. 丫丫身体一歪,差点从雪人身上掉下去。 Ya Ya has gotten angry obviously, loudly exclaimed: „A dynasty was nipped by the snake, ten years fear the well rope! This is the matter that three -year-old child knows!! Big Brother you are quite stupid! Quite stupid!! Quite stupid!!! Is super big idiot!! Dies stupidly!!” 丫丫明显怒了,大吼道:“一朝被蛇咬,十年怕井绳!这是三岁小孩子都知道的事!!大哥哥你好笨!好笨!!好笨!!!是超级大笨蛋!!笨死啦!!” Ye Tianxie: „......” 叶天邪:“……” He indeed is not intentionally, but does not know that really the below half a word of that proverb is anything. 他的确不是故意的,而是真的不知道那句谚语的下半句是什么。 Ye Tianxie has not gone to the elementary school, junior middle school and high school...... His all knowledge, come from her. After the meet, she made him have the family/home, take care of his all, then when his teacher, teaches him all...... 叶天邪没上过小学、初中、高中……他所有的学识,都是来自于“她”。相遇之后,她让他有了家,照顾他一切,然后又会当他的老师,教他一切…… But in Ye Tianxie all disciplines, what is most rotten is the foreign language, next is the poetry in national language. 叶天邪所有的学科中,最烂的是外语,其次是国语中的诗词。 The foreign language, he also only remembers 26 letters at present. With him, her will give in to his all together infinitely, when he has revealed slightly that little to the foreign language and ancient poetry does not endure for the time being, she very gentle no longer lets him thing that these he does not want to record, moreover these, even if study does not have what influence, but thing that teaches him him to study must study, 外语,他目前也只记得26个字母。和他在一起时,她会无限迁就他的一切,当他稍微露出了那么一点点对外文和古诗词的不耐时,她会很温柔的不再让他记那些他不想记的东西,而且这些即使不学也并没有什么影响,而是教他很多他想学也必须学的东西, But Ye Tianxie went to college finally, because of her, because she has said to him, has not passed through the life of campus life to be doomed to be incomplete. Because of many emotions, splendidly only will belong to the campus, is other places is unable the feelings and experiences. Therefore, had the help of Zuo Pojun. He entered the innumerable scholar long-awaited Jinghua university of very much easily...... 叶天邪最终上了大学,也是因为她,因为她对他说过,没有经过过校园生活的人生注定是残缺的。因为很多情感,很多精彩只会属于校园,是其他的地方所无法感触和体验到的。所以,有了左破军的帮助。他很容易就进入了无数学子梦寐以求的京华大学…… His campus life only maintained was less than two months, became the passing mist because of her departure. 只是,他的校园生活只维持了不到两个月,就因为她的离开而成为过往云烟。 Was nipped by the snake facing a dynasty, Ye Tianxie goes all out to plunder in the brain that to be able to record all verse natural quantities of present to be extremely pitiful, then has selected the comparison ryhme finally to...... Therefore, makes the eternity of Ya Ya direct collapse appear absolutely...... 面对“一朝被蛇咬”,叶天邪拼命搜刮脑中那能能记到现在的所有诗句当然数量极其可怜,然后总算挑了个比较押韵的对上……于是,一个让丫丫直接崩溃的千古绝对横空出世…… A dynasty was nipped by the snake, everywhere hears Tiniao! 一朝被蛇咬,处处闻啼鸟! Do not be angry Little Sister, a dynasty was nipped by the snake, ten years fear the well rope, how such easy issue I possibly cannot. I am teasing you to be happy. Ya Ya was so lovable, smiles more adorable.” Ye Tianxie smiles, saying that the face loyalty does not jump. Ya Ya, copes with your small girl not to be easy! “别生气小妹妹,一朝被蛇咬,十年怕井绳嘛,这么简单的问题我怎么可能不会。我只是在逗你开心。丫丫这么可爱,笑起来就更可爱了。”叶天邪笑眯眯,脸不红心不跳的说道。丫丫的,对付你个小丫头还不手到擒来! Ye Tianxie these words can make a normal person have goosebumps, but effect to the brains growth also perfect little girl has not been quite remarkable. Ya Ya no longer is really angry, is crooked the head to think that shouts tenderly: I know that is intentionally, the easy topic will be so stupidest stupidest big idiot to do including the world, Big Brother how possibly not, or will link stupidest big idiot to be inferior.” 叶天邪的这番话能让一个正常人起一身鸡皮疙瘩,但对头脑发育还未健全的小女孩来说效果还是相当显著的。丫丫果然不再生气,歪着脑袋想了想,娇喊道:“我就知道是故意的,这么简单的题连世界上最笨最笨的大笨蛋都会做,大哥哥怎么可能不会呢,要不就会连最最笨的大笨蛋都不如了。” Ye Tianxie: „! @#¥%......” 叶天邪:“!@#¥%……” „, Starts fast anxiously the most exciting intelligence question and answer now, Big Brother, proved you is a smart person time arrived, may probably listen!!” “那么,现在开始最快速最紧张最刺激的智力问答,大哥哥,证明你是一个聪明人的时候到了,可一定要听好了哦!!” Intelligence question and answer...... Ye Tianxie does not control self scratched on forehead not to have the cold sweat that. 智力问答……叶天邪不自禁的擦了擦额头上并不存在的冷汗。 Guo Guo blinked, immediately on eyes brightened, shouting of being in high spirits: „The second topic...... The watermelon and coconut tree hit on the head, what will be quite painful?” 果果眨了眨眼睛,马上就眼睛一亮,神采飞扬的喊道:“第二题……西瓜和椰子打在脑袋上,什么会比较痛呢?” This issue, the key is not the watermelon or the coconut tree, but must look that which is quite big. If the watermelon is big, is the watermelon is quite painful, if the coconut tree is quite big, that is the coconut tree is quite painful.” Ye Tianxie has pondered for a half second, the whole face earnest reply. After answering, suddenly felt own answer to be flawless. Feared that was Einstein is alive cannot find a more perfect answer. “这个问题,关键不在于是西瓜还是椰子,而是要看哪一个比较大。如果是西瓜大,就是西瓜比较痛,如果是椰子比较大,那就是椰子比较痛。”叶天邪思考了半秒,满脸认真的回答。答完之后顿觉自己的答案天衣无缝。怕是爱因斯坦在世也找不出个更完美的答案了。 Mistake! Quite painful is not the watermelon, is not the coconut tree, but is the head! Is the head can be painful, the coconut tree and watermelon will not be painful! Big Brother, you are quite stupid!” Ya Ya raised the head shouts said. “错误!比较痛的不是西瓜,也不是椰子,而是脑袋!是脑袋会痛,椰子和西瓜才不会痛!大哥哥,你好笨!”丫丫抬头呼喊道。 Ye Tianxie direct petrification. 叶天邪直接石化 „The third topic......” Ya Ya not to the Ye Tianxie panting opportunity, is the crisp sound asks: „A black kitty and a white kitty are very good friends, a day of white kitty has fallen into the black creek, the whole body turned into the black, the black kitty saw when it can the first few words that spoke what be?” “第三题……”丫丫没给叶天邪喘息的机会,又是脆声发问:“一只黑色的猫咪和一只白色的猫咪是很好的朋友,一天白色的猫咪掉进了黑黑的小河里,全身变成了黑色,黑色的猫咪见到它时说的第一句话会是什么呢?” Ye Tianxie uses own imagination rapidly, becomes that white kitty the incarnation, putting oneself in another's place after has thought for 10 seconds, have a strong sense of righteousness saying: It will say, hi! The friends, before you compare, is more attractive!” 叶天邪迅速发挥自己的想象力,将自己化身成那只白色的猫咪,设身处地的思索了10秒后,大义凛然的说道:“它会说,嗨!朋友,你比以前漂亮多了!” Mistake!” The Ya Ya mouth opens, white small hand suspends continually. “错误!”丫丫嘴巴张开,白晃晃的小手连摆。 What then it will say?” “那它会说什么?” It will certainly say meow ~~~, because the kitty will not speak!!” “它当然会说‘喵~~~’因为猫咪本来就不会说话的!!” Ye Tianxie has tears streaming down the face. 叶天邪泪流满面。 „The fourth topic...... Day of intelligent adorable Xiao Ming walks on the avenue, sees the ground to have many gold coin and a very big bone, but Xiao Ming actually picked the bone, has not gone to pick these gold coin, why was this?” “第四题……一天聪明可爱的小明走在大街上,看到地上有好多的金币和一根很大的骨头,但小明却捡走了骨头,没有去捡那些金币,这是为什么呢?” Because these gold coin are false.” Ye Tianxie wooden say|way. “因为那些金币是假的。”叶天邪木然道。 Mistake!! Because Xiao Ming is the puppy dog!!” “错误!!因为小明是条小狗狗!!” Ye Tianxie: „......” 叶天邪:“……”
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