Chapter 88
第88章
The birth of greatshamelesspen pal
伟大无耻笔友的诞生Looks at the white paper of whereaboutsnearfoot, is called the Chen Pipifattyyouthto be startledslightly, thin, if the eye pupil of grain of ricetransferredseveralrevolutionsfast, squeezes outtwowrinkleslike the steamed buncheeksonextremelydifficultly, indicateddoubts in this momentheart, thenhehas thoughtwas very long, finallyhas made a verydifficultdecision, squatted downpainfully the obesebody, extended the shortfatadorableright hand, picked upthatsheet of paperstrenuously, then the bigmouthhas panted for breathseveral.
看着落在脚边的白纸,叫做陈皮皮的胖子少年微微一怔,细若米粒的眼瞳快速转了几转,像馒头般的脸颊上极困难地挤出两道皱纹,表示此刻心中的疑惑,然后他想了很久,终于做了一个非常艰难的决定,非常痛苦地蹲下肥胖的身躯,伸出短胖可爱的右手,吃力地拣起那张纸,然后大口喘息了好几声。„Is a fatty is really in the world the most pitifulmatter.”
“做一个胖子真是世界上最可怜的事情。”Chen Pipitremblessmoothfat and tenderthicklip, the self-pitywas sayingfromhidden bitternessthatthenlowers the headthesehandwritingto the paperlooks, in the subconsciousnessreadto make noise: „Upperbuilding, the upperbuilding, formerlyall sort ofworried again thatat this timeentirelyXiu, Iam the cutting firewoodyouth who thatcombs the Blue Lakebank, why the exactstudentsaid the dayto be cool, the noticehas not entered the autumntoday......”陈皮皮颤着光滑肥嫩的厚嘴唇儿,自怜自艾幽怨道,然后低头向纸上那些字迹看去,下意识里跟着念出声来:“再上层楼,再上层楼,先前诸般愁,此时俱休,我本是那梳碧湖畔的打柴少年,何必强要学人说天凉,须知今日并未入秋……”„Is the fattyis notin the world the most pitifulmatter, ifthisfattyis the talentfatty.”Hepitiesto look at the handwriting on paper, guessed correctly that definitelyis the painfulidea of someAcademynewstudenttold, shakes the head the sympathy saying: „Compared with mythistalent, the ordinarytalented personlike you are the truepity.”
“做胖子不是世界上最可怜的事情,如果这个胖子是个天才胖子。”他怜悯看着纸上的字迹,猜到肯定是书院某位新学生的痛苦心路自述,摇头同情说道:“和我这种天才比起来,像你这样的普通人才是真正的可怜。”
The world of mortalandtalentis not always ableto be interlinked, Chen Pipicanunderstandthatpitifulfellowworrieddesperate, had not actually planned that treats asownpain the pain of opposite party, optionalreviewtwo, thenfill the bookshelfthatflimsy, graspsthat«Ocean of QiMountain of Snow Analysis»preparation that are wantingleaves.
凡人与天才的世界总是无法相通的,陈皮皮能够理解那个可怜家伙的苦恼绝望,却没有打算把对方的痛苦当做自己的痛苦,随意点评两句,便把那张薄纸塞回书架,握着自己想要的那本《气海雪山初探》准备离开。Suddenlyhehas turned around, takes outthatflimsy, looks at the abovethesedense and numeroushandwriting, the thickeyebrowshoulderson the smoothfullforeheadslightly, saidwith amazement: „Character of thisfellowwritesgood.”
忽然间他又转过身来,重新取出那张薄纸,看着上面那些密密麻麻的字迹,粗眉在光滑饱满额头上挑起些微,惊讶道:“这家伙的字儿写的不错啊。”Acclaimedone, forced in the bookshelfpaperagain, was aboutto leave, hehas turned around, took outthatflimsyagainonce more, looked at the long timeagainearnestly, to praisesighed: „It is not good, isverygood.”
赞叹一句,重新把纸塞进书架,重新准备离开,他又重新转过身来,重新再次取出那张薄纸,重新认真看了半晌,赞叹道:“不是不错,是很好啊。”Wantsalsoto remain, Chen Pipidiscoveredownbehaviorat this momentis somewhat abnormallaughablyabsurd, heopens mouthto look the mood that onslightly the paperthatpitifulfellowkeeps, mutteredto think aloud: „IsMr.Vast Skythought that youare too pitiful, can therefore urgemeto helpyourthispoor manwiththisgoodcharacter?”
欲走还留,陈皮皮发现自己此时此刻的行为有些畸形可笑荒唐,他微微张嘴看着纸上那个可怜家伙留下来的心情,喃喃自言自语道:“难道是昊天老爷都觉得你太可怜,所以要用这手好字劝我帮帮你这个可怜人?”Sometimes the peoplemake the decisionto need a excuse, even if the excuse that fabricates, tonightChen Pipihedoes not know the matter that onethenhandlewill change in some sensesomebody'slife, hewantedto handle something thereforethento do, hetrulycomparedsomepoor manto wantfree and easymanyfromthisperspective.
人做决定有时候只是需要一个借口,哪怕是生造出来的借口,今夜的陈皮皮他并不知道自己接下来做的事情会从某种意义上改变某个人的一生,他只是想要做某件事情于是便做了,从这个角度上来看他确实比某个可怜人要洒脱的多。
Under arrives at the easternwindowbank the writing deskto be implicated, sprinkles the star lightsilversunshine that taking advantage ofout of the window, Chen Pipihas a relishto look the words that poor manthenwrites, the fatthickfingeroftentaps the windowbuilding, out of the windowhas the night of birdlightcry.
走到东窗畔的书案旁坐下,借着窗外洒进来的星光银晖,陈皮皮饶有兴致看着那个可怜人接下来写的话,肥粗的手指不时轻敲窗楼,窗外有夜鸟轻鸣。„Entered the building on the 17 th, daily the self-torture, actuallycould not repair the wordto enter the heart, can only visitthemto sneak offhelplessly, Ioncehad sobered, oncedid not have the reasondroppingnightfallsweetdreamland, buttheyalwaysnot.”
“入楼17日,日日苦修,却修不到字辞入心,只能眼睁睁看着它们溜走,我曾清醒过,也曾无来由堕入黑甜梦乡,但它们总是不在。”„Ifthey on paper surfaceare fabricated, whyIcanseethem? Iftheyare real, whyIcannotrememberthey? Iftheyexistinrealandfabricated, thatdoes writetheirinkisrealorfabricated? Are load bearingtheirpapersrealorfabricated?”
“如果纸面上的它们是虚妄的,为何我能看见它们?如果它们是真实的,为何我不能记住它们?如果他们是存在于真实与虚妄之间,那写出它们的墨是真实还是虚妄?承载他们的纸是真实还是虚妄?”Looked atthesewords, Chen Pipihonk the mouth, on the fatfacefullwas the facial expression that thought otherwise, looked likeate the boy of innumerablebowl of Western cityauthenticZhongshan Roadhotflourto seesome to improve the spicytypenoodles with soybean pastesince childhoodto look distresseddoes not know in the pitiful creature who howto stir, was from the heartto revealsometypeproud and being proudmood.
看完这些话,陈皮皮嘟了嘟嘴,胖脸上满是不以为然的神情,就像是自幼吃过无数碗西城正宗中山路热干面的男孩儿看见某个对着改良辣式炸酱面愁眉苦脸不知如何搅拌的可怜虫,发自内心里流露出某种骄傲和自负情绪。
The dim light of nightis grinding ink, the star lightsprinklesin the ink, Chen Pipiseizes the delicatethinpen that Senior Sisterhabitually useswith the obesefinger, behindthatflimsynaturalpresses, butonbigexplanation, is differentfromhisobesebody, onpaperthesemuscasinsectslightsmallunexpectedlywasdelicatecarefulto the extreme.
就着夜色磨墨,星光洒进墨汁里,陈皮皮用肥胖的手指捉起师姐惯用的秀气细笔,在那张薄纸背后潇潇洒洒一促而就好大一篇讲解,与他肥胖的身躯不同,纸上那些蝇虫般的细微小楷竟是秀气细致到了极点。„Pitifulfellow, do not believe that whatlooked the mountainis not the mountainlooks at the mountainor the mountainand so on nonsense, ifMr.Vast Skyis all rightto doall day longis settingthesetopicstous, canbe too more bored?”
“可怜的家伙,不要相信什么看山不是山看山还是山之类的鬼话,如果昊天老爷成天没事儿干就在给我们出这些题目,会不会太无聊了一些?”„The thing of objective existenceis certainly real, for examplethesehandwriting on thisbook, mythis timeis proudproudis more real, althoughDivine Talisman Masterfudgedinthesehandwriting, butyoumustbelieve that itis real, ifyouare unable to believe that thenyoureyenaturallydoes not believe.”
“客观存在的事物当然就是真实的,比如这本书上的那些字迹,比我这时候的骄傲自负还要真实,虽然神符师在这些字迹上动了手脚,但你必须相信它是真实的,如果你自己都无法相信,那么你的眼自然更不会相信。”„Handwritingisobjectiverealexistence, the paper is also objectiverealexistence, whenthispaperwhenthischaracteris reflecting the spring scenery of out of the window, reflects your not to know that isgreatlyis the smalleye, by your is not knownagainisintelligentorsilly...... It is estimated thatissilly...... A brainunderstanding, thenturned intofabricatedexistence.”
“字迹是客观真实的存在,纸张也是客观真实的存在,只是当这纸当这字反射着窗外的春光,映进你那不知道是大是小的眼睛,再被你那不知道是聪明还是糊涂……估计是糊涂……的脑子一理解,便变成了虚妄的存在。”„Springsparklingtogetherexplainedon the paperthatyoureyesseeitalsotogetherto explain, youtryto understanditalsotogether explained that explainedoftenmisunderstands, moremany that you explained that the thingthencannot be differentto the appearance of primary.”
“春光映在纸上已经是一道解释,你眼看见它又是一道解释,你试着去理解它又是一道解释,解释往往就是误会,你解释的越多,事物便会与原初的模样不一样。”„Ifyouthought that this was unable to understand, thattodayhasto be forcedto use the crudestexamplemethod: Thingobjectiverealis similar to a whole bodynakedbeautiful woman, can only accept, does not needto be understoodbyyourme, likethatwhole bodynakedbeautiful woman, you do not have the meansto changeher.”
“如果你觉得这样还无法理解,那本天才只好被迫使用最粗蠢的举例方法:事物的客观真实就如同一个全身赤裸的美人儿,只能接受,不需要被你我去理解,就像那个全身赤裸的美人儿,你没办法改变她。”„Whenhoweveryourdecolorizationlook atherunclear, thinks that shebeautiful, when wantsher, thesethoughtswill turn intoeach articleclothes. Youthinkevery timeonetimetriesto understandevery timeonetime, will then wearclotheson her charmingbeautifuldressed carcass, finallywhathas forgottenhermostto startto be longuntil you are anyappearance, herchestbig.”
“而当你去色迷迷地看她,去想她有多美,想要上她时,这些念头就会变成一件件衣服。你每想一次每试着去理解一次,便会在她那迷人的美丽胴体上穿上一件衣服,直到最后你已经忘了她最开始长的是什么模样,她的胸部有多大。”„Solvesthisproblem? The methodis very simple. Mostis startingto seehernot to put on that instantaneouspicture of clothes, no mattersheis the River CountryYe Hongyu in saintessorWest Lingtemple, does not goto think that did not askdoes not offer flowersdoes not play a stringed musical instrument, the coming upsimple and crudedoesherdirectly! The womenare usedto be done! It is not being usedmakesyouunderstand!”
“怎么解决这个问题?方法很简单。记着最开始看见她没穿衣服的那瞬间画面,不管她是大河国的圣女还是西陵神殿里的叶红鱼,不去想不去问不献花不弹琴,直接上去简单粗暴地干她!女人就是用来被干的!不是用来让你理解的!”black inkexpressed the feelingsstraightly, swayed, but, Chen PipithrewBaShu, on the facewas in high spirits, the supreme enlightenmentwas satisfactory. Hesince childhood was regarded as the talent that the non-worldleft, howeverfor many yearswithDaxianexpertstudy, only thenlistened to the share that taughthonestly, wherehadsounscrupulouslyteachesother people'sopportunity, said:
墨笔直抒胸臆,挥挥洒洒而就,陈皮皮掷地罢书,脸上神采飞扬,大觉满意。他自幼便被视为不世出的天才,然而多年来跟着大贤高人学习,只有老实听教的份儿,哪有如此肆无忌惮教训他人的机会,啧啧自赞道:„Words, although the vulgarprincipleis not thick, onlyhopes that do not get so far asbythesewordsoverstateare good.”
“话虽粗俗理却不粗,只希望你不要被这些话弄到走火入魔才好。”When the night winddrying up of ink marksbyeasternout of the window, hewas stood upself-satisfiedly, walks with a self-important airto turn backby the bookshelf, the fat on faceshakenloftytrembles. Heclampsinthatsheet of paper«Ocean of QiMountain of Snow Analysis», is disinclinedto managetonightandfoundationteaching material between Second Senior Brotheragainpraisesgambling.
待墨迹被东窗外的夜风吹干,他志得意满站起身来,一步三摇走回书架旁,脸上的肥肉被震的巍巍直颤儿。他把那张纸夹回《气海雪山初探》里,也懒得再管今晚与二师兄之间的基础教材默颂赌博。
In the preparationputsrecyclingthatBooklet, onhisfatfaceflashes through a hesitationsuddenly, thinksonehelpthatpitifulfellow, has seriously violated the Old Book Librarycustom, howeverhethenremembered the teacherto sayanothera few words, likemung beangrain of smalleyeballonerevolution, forced in the bookreceive the frame, thenflicked the sleevegoesnatural.
就在准备把那薄册放回收架时,他的胖脸上忽然闪过一丝犹豫,想到自己帮助那个可怜的家伙,已经算是严重违反了旧书楼的规矩,然而紧接着他便想起老师说过的另一句话,像绿豆粒般小的眼珠子一转,把书塞进收架,然后拂袖潇洒而去。„Custom, isone.”
“规矩,就是一个屁。”Ning Queevery daybefore dawnthenfrombeing near47lanes, when the nightis deepcanreturn toChang An City, althoughtodayhefirsttimegoes downOld Book Libraryin history, when butHorse-drawn CarriageentersChang AnSouth Gate, the nightbecameextremelydeep.宁缺每日天未亮便从临47巷出发,夜深沉时才能回到长安城,今日虽然他有史以来第一次走下旧书楼,但当马车进入长安南门时,夜已经变得极为深沉。
The Chu Youxianvirtuewas worried that hisbody, todaywaits forhimto return to the cityspeciallytogether, whentwoHorse-drawn Carriagestopin turnin the entrance of oldpenroom, thisEast cityrichfamilypokes head from secondHorse-drawn Carriage, looksNing Que that walkstoward the shop, the whole faceadmires saying: „Does not count the past animosityto persuadeXie Chengyunto go downstairs, Ning Que, Ihave not thoughtreallyyouaresuchopen-minded, renders good for evil, is impressive, refinednoble and pure......”褚由贤担心他的身体,今天专程等着他一起回城,当两辆马车依次停在老笔斋的门口,这位东城富家子从第二辆马车里探出头来,看着向铺内走去的宁缺,满脸佩服说道:“不计前嫌劝说谢承运下楼,宁缺,我真没想到你是这样虚怀若谷,以德报怨,气度不凡,雅致高洁……”Ning Questandsinoldpenroomgatehas turned around, looks athimto saywith a smile: „AlthoughIcontinueto listenvery much, looked that youcanfind outmanygoodwordto think highly ofme, butI must be honest, urgingThird Young Master Xieto go downstairsam notbecauseIam worried abouthisbody...... Isettle onthatplace that hesits cross-leggedto sitevery day, thatplacecansun.”宁缺站在老笔斋门转过身来,笑着望着他说道:“虽然我很继续听下去,看你能想出多少好词来恭维我,但我必须老实说,劝谢三公子下楼并不是因为我担心他的身体……我只是看中他每天盘膝坐着的那地方,那地儿能晒着太阳。”„Completes the matternot to likebeing thought highly, mustseek the saltzareason, you.”
“做好事儿还不爱被人恭维,非得寻个腌臜理由,你这人啊。”
The Chu Youxianvirtueridiculedone, the ordermale servanthas drivenHorse-drawn Carriageto leavenear47lanes.褚由贤笑骂了一句,命令家丁驾驶马车离开了临47巷。Ning Quesmiled, wields the sleeveto separate the voidemptyaction of driving away, thenenters the shop, received the towel that Sang Sanghands overto coveron the face, then the whole personweakin the circlechair, wasallbones and strengthsis found timelikelygenerally.宁缺笑了笑,挥袖隔空虚虚驱赶,然后走进店铺,接过桑桑递过来的毛巾盖在脸上,然后整个人瘫软在圈椅中,像是所有骨头和力气都被抽空了一般。
Since startingto ascend the building, returns each nightnear47lanes, then the boiling hothottowelswill reply the spiritforhim, Sang Sang the count-downside that hegoes home, thenusesboiling wateryin the towel, the guaranteetemperatureis just good.
自从开始登楼以后,每夜回到临47巷,便会有一方滚烫的热毛巾替他回复精神,桑桑把他回家的时间计算的极准,然后用开水洇着毛巾,保证温度将将好。Braves the transpirationsteamunder the whitetowel, spreads the Ning Queexhaustedsound: „Today the appetite is not quite good, makes the bowlomelettesurface.”
冒着蒸腾热气的白毛巾下方,传出宁缺疲惫的声音:“今儿胃口还是不大好,就做碗煎蛋面吧。”Sang Sangum, actuallyhad not left gently, calmlystandsby the circlechair, looks at the towel and steam on Ning Queface, silent after long time, suddenlyopens the mouth saying: „Young master, tomorrow...... Do not go.”桑桑轻轻嗯了一声,却没有离开,静静站在圈椅旁,看着宁缺脸上的毛巾和热气,沉默很长时间后,忽然开口说道:“少爷,明天……不要去了吧。”Do not look that Ning Que can also speak with confidencewith the personinAcademy, but can also speak2-3obstinatejokeswith the Chu Youxianvirtue, only thenheandSang Sangknowsthatfor serveral daysascended the buildingto readforcefully, tohisbody and spirithas broughtwhat kind ofloss and injury, every dayreturnsto return to the city from Academy, hispaindoes not haveincluding the strength of speechweakly, fierce that becausevomits, thisfoodmustbe ableto swallowevery nightwith the enormouswillpower.
别看宁缺在书院里还能与人侃侃而谈,还能与褚由贤说三两句顽笑话,只有他自己和桑桑知道,这些天强行登楼看书,对他的身体与精神带来了怎样的损耗与伤害,每天从书院返回城内,他痛苦虚弱地连说话的力气都没有,而因为呕吐的过于厉害,每天晚上这顿饭必须要用极大的意志力才能咽下去。Hears the Sang Sangsound, Ning Quelooks the whitedeer velvetforest that at present the whitetowel of vicinitytransformsextremely, is feelingin the oronasalsthatpungenthighwarm and dampintent, silent after long time, soundRigasomerelaxedhappy expressions, saidforcefully: „FirstseveralHeavenly Scriptureinstitutesrotate days offInot to leadyouto go outto play, tomorrow...... TomorrowIwill not go toAcademyfirst. Right, today occurred happen to meetthatidiotprincessinAcademy, shewantsyouto play, wewill gotomorrow.”
听到桑桑的声音,宁缺看着眼前极近处的白色毛巾幻化成的白茸森林,感受着口鼻间那股辛辣的高温湿意,沉默很长时间后,强行把声音里加了些轻松的笑意,说道:“前几天书院轮休我也没带你出去玩,明天……明天我先不去书院。对了,今天在书院里遇着那个白痴公主,她要你去玩,咱们明天就去吧。”Sang Sangopenedonhisfacebecamewarmtoot toot the towel, extends the small handto play with the foreheadforhimearnestly, saidshylywith a smile: „Does princesswantto seeme? Ialsolike.”桑桑揭开他脸上已经变得温嘟嘟的毛巾,伸出小手认真地替他捏弄眉心,腼腆笑着说道:“公主殿下要见我?我也喜欢的。”Ning Quecloses one's eyes, was feelingdisliking of foreheaddrove outby the ice-coldthinfingertipfaint trace, sighedcomfortably, said: „Whilethisby the head, will cross out the secondnametomorrowwhile convenient.”宁缺闭着眼睛,感觉着眉心的烦恶被冰冷的细指尖丝丝驱走,舒服地叹息一声,说道:“趁着这由头,明天顺便把第二个名字划掉。”Sang Sangputs the fingertipslightlyoneinhisforeheadstiff, looks downgentlyonesomewhatbroke the embroidered shoes, regardingthismatter, it seems likeshedo not like.桑桑搁在他眉心上的指尖微微一僵,轻轻低头看着自己有些破了的绣鞋,对于这件事情,看来她并不怎么喜欢。
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