Doom's first words started a taunt, but this was only just started merely. Then he will show anything to be called to the world 【Art of taunt】. 杜姆的第一句话就已经开始了一种嘲讽,而这仅仅只是刚刚开始而已。接下来他将向全球展现一下什么叫做【嘲讽的艺术】。 „I guess that on your necks the unnecessary meat has blocked acting that you have lowered the head? Did some people want to throw the shoes to me? Looked like to former US President 【Small undying】 Does is the same? Gives up, you cannot play the waist, after do not say unties the shoelace, to me throws the shoes!” “我猜你们的脖子上多余的肉已经挡住了你们低头的动作了是吗？是不是有人想要对我丢鞋了？就像是对之前美国总统【小不死】做的一样？放弃吧,你们根本玩不下去腰,更不要说解开鞋带后对我扔鞋了！” Doom is going against a Zhang Shuai face firepower full taunt the people, and is getting more and more unkind: „Was right, I think that I spoke incorrectly. Do you need to be the shoelaces? Should not use, lies on the bed in any case not? Naturally, if there is putting on shoes not to choose to put on to have the shoes of shoelace not?” 杜姆顶着一张帅脸火力全开的嘲讽着众人,而且越来越刻薄:“哦对了,我想我说错了。你们需要系鞋带吗？应该不用吧,反正都是躺在床上不下来的不是吗？当然了,如果有穿鞋的话也不会选择穿带有鞋带的鞋子不是吗？” „Should be puts on the slipper and magic pastes the fixed shoes. Thinks, you aren't able to complete to squat probably on the ground are shoelace arduous quest? Or needs please a nanny to help you do this matter specially? Do your fat people eat meal are also important person feed? Because was too fat, the fat are too many, therefore the hand can't bump into the mouth?” “应该是穿拖鞋和魔术贴固定的鞋吧。想一想,你们大概无法完成蹲在地上系鞋带这种艰巨的任务吧？或者说需要专门请一个保姆帮你们做这种事？你们这些胖子吃饭是不是也要人来喂？因为太胖了,肥肉太多,所以手根本就碰不到嘴巴？” Doom exhausts the lifetime to come to the US fat people in addition taunt. But is a face ignorant compels in the Venus Base Illuminati big shots. 杜姆用尽毕生之能来对美国胖子们大加嘲讽。而在金星基地的光照会大佬们则是一脸懵逼。 Captain Rogers expression very puzzled looks at Li Jie to ask: „Is this plan and tactic that you said? Taunted the fatty? Is this bullying and discrimination?” 罗杰斯队长表情很纠结的看着李杰问道:“这就是你们所说的计划和战术？嘲讽胖子？这算不算霸凌和歧视？” Li Jie thinks: „Should not calculate, doesn't act in a play? Moreover won't provide the outlet to us finally?” 李杰想了想:“应该不算,都是演戏不是吗？而且到最后我们不是会提供出路吗？” Professor Charles traces bald subconscious asking of oneself: „Are Doom's these texts he write?” 查尔斯教授则摸了摸自己的光头下意识的问道:“杜姆的这些发言稿都是他写的？” „Otherwise? Do I write?” Li Jie returned to one. “不然呢？难道还是我写的？”李杰回了一句。 But Dr. Hank pushed the oneself black frame eyeglasses to speak of: „This possibly has.” 而汉克博士推了推自己的黑框眼镜说到:“这不是没有可能的。” Li Jie showed the whites of the eyes: „Resulted, how about to draw aggro|hatred this matter Doom absolutely is the Ancestor Rank character. Places in the game he is taunts skill full knight! We organize really to need like this person, I thought that after a period of time should recruit him to join Illuminati officially.” 李杰翻了个白眼:“得了吧,关于如何拉仇恨这件事杜姆绝对是鼻祖级别的人物。放在游戏里他就是个嘲讽技能点满的骑士啊！我们组织真的很需要这样一个人,我觉得过段时间就应该正式吸收他加入光照会。” „Then lets him in the conference to our in addition taunt?” Tony thought that oneself a little could not listen to the television Doom's to taunt. He turns the head saying: „This taunt was too a little fierce. If I am a fatty I will unable to bear.” “然后让他在会议上对我们大加嘲讽吗？”托尼觉得自己有点听不下去电视上杜姆的嘲讽了。他转过头来说道:“这种嘲讽有点太厉害了。如果我是个胖子的话我会受不了的。” Was saying time Tony of this saying turned the head to look to Thor, Thor was taking one package of potato chips and one bottle of cola looks near at the same time the television hā hā hā laughed. 说着这话的时候托尼转头看向了托尔,托尔正拿着一包薯片和一瓶可乐一边看着电视边哈哈哈大笑。 He was saying mindless: „hā hā! I always do not know that Doom is a such interesting person. The level that he curses at people may in Gordon Ramsay Hell's Kitchen be fiercer than! If he holds a grade of program definitely to be hot.” 他没心没肺的说着:“啊哈哈！我从来都不知道杜姆是个这么有趣的人。他骂人的水平可比地狱厨房里戈登拉姆齐厉害多了！如果他开一档节目的话肯定能火。” A Li Jie heavy line: „Hell's Kitchen is the chef program, do you look at Gordon to scold the bad language?” 李杰一头黑线:“地狱厨房是厨师节目啊,你就看戈登骂脏话？” Thor waved: „Isn't Hell's Kitchen looks at him to scold the bad language? Otherwise has something to look.” 托尔挥了挥手:“地狱厨房不就是看他骂脏话吗？不然有什么可看的。” Tony arrives by Thor to instigate saying: „You did not think that Doom this saying was also scolding you? Has not thought can give him a lesson?” Sometimes Tony Stark also fades badly fades badly. 托尼走到托尔旁边怂恿道:“你不觉得杜姆这话也在骂你吗？没有想过要给他一点教训？”托尼-史塔克有时候也是蔫坏蔫坏的。 However salt fish God of Thunder did not want to say: „What he said is the US fatty, I am not the US fatty. I am the Asgard's fatty, is not me. Also, I momentarily have been able getting thinner.” Alaska optional partly lies down on the sofa stool, is stretching big belly of oneself. 不过咸鱼雷神毫无所觉得说:“他说的是美国胖子,我又不是美国胖子。我是阿斯加德的胖子,算不上我。再说了,我随时都可以变瘦的。”阿拉斯加随意的半躺在沙发凳上,舒展着自己的大肚子。 „Instigated the failure.” Li Jie patted the Tony's shoulder saying: „After a while Doom sexually harasses US all fat people, I think that we need the Dawning Science and Technology manager to strive to turn the tide. Dawning that you must lose the fat people who life hope hope to these together.” “挑拨失败。”李杰拍了拍托尼的肩膀说道:“等会儿杜姆调戏完美国所有的胖子之后,我想我们需要曙光科技的老总来力挽狂澜。你要给那些丧失生活希望的胖子们一道希望的曙光。” Tony grins: „I know that this is part of plan, but involves immediately really?” 托尼龇牙:“我知道这是计划的一部分,但是马上介入真的好吗？” „Why isn't good? The hammering rides the heat.” Li Jie is a little puzzled. “为什么不好呢？打铁乘热啊。”李杰有点不解。 However Captain America Rogers helped him untie the anxiety: „ Because our Tony are afraid him to be also many a title, for example 【Obese Liberator】 What. 不过美国队长罗杰斯帮他解开了疑虑:“因为我们的托尼害怕他又多一个称号,比如说【肥胖救星】什么的。 ” „This nickname is good!” Li Jie pats palm of the hand excited speaking of: „Without which title present compared with this better. Dr. Hank, we walk first. After we study first Doom spoke a while again, start a wave of network sailors offensive, on by 【Obese Liberator】 For the topic, starts the mighty waves in the entire net. I had a very good idea, is centered on Tony Stark and Dawning Science and Technology, then makes them be taken to the threshing ground by the Savior way domineering. This can better improvement our plans, you listen to me to say ............” ”“这个外号好啊！”李杰一拍巴掌兴奋的说到:“没有哪个称号在现在比这个更好的了。汉克博士,我们先走。我们先去研究一下等会儿再杜姆演讲完以后开始一波网络水军攻势,就以【肥胖救星】为题目,在全网掀起波澜。我已经有一个很好的想法了,以托尼-史塔克和曙光科技为中心,然后让他们以救世主的方式强势登场。这样能够更好的完善我们的计划,你听我说…………” Li Jie drew Dr. Hank to leave the conference room, they formulated the later series propaganda to drum up support to plan. 李杰拉着汉克博士率先离开了会议室,他们去制定之后的连环宣传造势计划去了。 But Tony Stark mouth slightly looks to leave two people, then turned the head to look to Captain Rogers: „captain!” The Tony's sound is a little angry. 而托尼-史塔克则嘴巴微张的看着离开的两人,然后转头看向了罗杰斯队长:“队长！”托尼的声音有点愤怒。 Rogers is very helpless: „That, anything, I spoke thoughtlessly a saying. I could not guess correctly really this can stimulate his inspiration.” 罗杰斯很无奈:“那个,什么,我只是随口一说。我真的猜不到这样都能激发他的灵感。” Thor in one side mindless smiling: „hā hā hā hā! Later Doom can become 【Fatty's Natural Enemy】 Then Tony Stark is 【Fatty Liberator】! hā hā hā!” 托尔在一旁没心没肺的笑着:“哈哈哈哈！以后杜姆就可以成为【胖子天敌】然后托尼-史塔克就是【胖子救星】！哈哈哈！” Tony not aerobic stared Thor one, and roared: „Shut up! Asgard's damned fatty!” 托尼没有好气的瞪了托尔一眼,并且咆哮道:“闭嘴！阿斯加德的死胖子！” Thor looked at Tony one then high to drink one: „Hammers!” 托尔看了托尼一眼然后高喝一声:“锤来！” God of Thunder and a Iron Man's war is ready to be set off. 雷神与钢铁侠的一场大战一触即发。 The picture returns to US. 画面回到美国。 Doom crazy taunt also in crazy continuation: „Yes, you said that I by campus bullying, then do I want to retaliate now? Good, then I retaliate now. US, on this Earth biggest fatty cell. I do not know why you initially do want to think of every means to make the oil field of Middle East?” 杜姆疯狂嘲讽还在疯狂的继续:“是的,你们说我被校园霸凌了,然后我现在要报复回来？好啊,那么我现在就报复回来。美国,这颗地球上最大的脂肪细胞。我不知道你们当初为什么要费尽心机去弄中东的油田？” „Don't you know? On you have the inexhaustible inexhaustible fat. Died that many people for the oil, has wasted that much money. Why doesn't take the oil from these fat people directly? In any case your fat many to not being able to use up! Finally except when sends to the accident/surprise that the cremation lets burn not to affect violently.” “难道你们不知道吗？你们身上就有取之不尽用之不竭的油脂。为了油死了那么多人,浪费了那么多钱。为什么不直接从这些胖子身上取油呢？反正你们的脂肪多到用不完！最后除了在送去火化的时候让燃烧来的更猛烈一点意外毫无作用。” White House President has opened the mouth, simultaneously looked down the meat on oneself belly. He is some overloads, but Doom's satire simply in his heart pierced knife. 白宫的总统张大了嘴巴,,同时低头看了看自己肚子上的肉。他可是有些超重的,而杜姆的讽刺简直句句都是在他心上扎刀子。 In an instance, in President your excellency mind has thought that or simply starts to the Latveria's war, kills to consider as finished Doom. 在一个瞬间,总统阁下的脑海里想到了要不干脆发动对拉脱维利亚的战争,把杜姆打死算了。 But could not control in state network security center scene. 而在国家网路安全中心场面已经控制不住了。 Director tall howl of security center: „Calm! Calm!” However the fart with does not have, the scene the violent anger has become a piece. 安全中心的主任高吼到:“各位冷静！冷静！”但是屁用都没有,现场已经暴怒成一片了。 „TMD! Unexpectedly dares to say like this, moreover invaded in our network to kidnap the public network of nation to say like this! Cannot endure! I must counter-attack the Latveria's network, who and I together?!” “TMD！居然敢这样说,而且还是入侵到我们网络里劫持了全国的公共网络这样说！不能忍！我要反攻拉脱维利亚的网络,有谁和我一起？！” „I!” „I go!” „Is counted me!” “我！”“我去！”“算上我！” Do not blame this group of programmers being so excited, because of the relations of occupation. The programmers of many security center must every day to the computer 8 to 10 hour. Long-term sitting cannot move on the chair, in addition many person diets are not very healthy. Therefore the programmer of network security center has 50% people of body weights is exceeding the allowed figure, but at least one-fifth people can include the fatty ranks. 不要怪这群程序员如此激动,因为职业的关系。不少安全中心的程序员每天都要对着电脑八到十个小时。长期的坐在椅子上不能动弹,再加上很多人饮食也不是很健康。所以网络安全中心的程序员有一半人的体重是超标的,而至少有1的人是能算入胖子行列的。 The Doom's taunt lit aggro|hatred Flame of their innermost feelings, many years, had not listened to some people to dare to taunt the fatty like this. This fellow wants dead! 杜姆的嘲讽点燃了他们内心的仇恨火焰,多少年了,都没有听过有人敢这样嘲讽胖子了。这家伙是想死吗！ Especially he has kidnapped the public network, now everybody also takes him to be at a loss, where no matter goes to see that channel is the Doom's forms. When everybody public sentiment is roused to action wants to counter-attack the Latveria network a news to transmit: „FXXK! Latveria pulled out cable unexpectedly!” 尤其是他劫持了公共网络,现在大家还拿他束手无策,不管去到哪里看到那个频道都是杜姆的身影。就在大家群情激奋想要反攻拉脱维利亚网络的时候一个消息传来:“FXXK！拉脱维利亚居然拔网线了！” Good, what to do pulled out cable you also to be able? 好吧,拔网线了你还能怎么办？ „Goes to the White House petition wall to petition, making our armies teach Doom!” „Goes together!” Good, the programmers found another method to vent. “去白宫请愿墙去请愿,让我们的军队去教训一下杜姆！”“同去同去！”好吧,程序员们又找到了另一个方法发泄。 But in Times Square, William diligently the passenger who lets the oneself back row maintains tranquil: „mister is calm, calm! This is my rental car, if you will destroy anything I to report to the police.” 而在时代广场,威廉正努力的让自己后排的乘客保持平静:“先生冷静,冷静！这是我的出租车,你要是打坏了任何东西我都会报警的。” Back row 350 pound strong man has referred to outside the car(riage) angrily: „Your does oneself have a look at the police to do?!” 后排三百五十磅的壮汉愤怒的指了指车外:“你自己看看警察都在干什么？！” Officer New York who beyond 30 meter, two gone on patrol angry fell the oneself donut and Cappuccino on the ground. Un, this is also the police of two body weight serious exceeding the allowed figure. The fat police are very common in US, particularly the police can eat the free donut generally time. 三十米外,两个正在巡逻的纽约警察愤怒的把自己的甜甜圈和卡布奇诺摔在了地上。嗯,这也是两个体重严重超标的警察。胖警察在美国很常见,尤其是警察一般能吃免费的甜甜圈的时候。 The Doom's speech are still continuing. 杜姆的讲话还在继续。 „Don't your this flock of stupid pigs, like watching that documentary film? Did not think that I am a disfigured? Some people did not ridicule that online I am get what one deserves by bullying?” Doom was saying rampantly. “你们这群蠢猪,不是喜欢看那部纪录片吗？不是觉得我是丑八怪吗？不是有人在网上嘲笑我被霸凌是活该吗？”杜姆嚣张至极的说着。 „Now stares your pig shortly to be greatly clear, who is Loser! Yes, my accommodation restored. Forever cannot reduce like your fat. I am an upper dog, you are the losers. After having a look, who can by the bullying object!” “现在瞪大你们的猪眼看清楚,谁才是Loser！是的,我的容恢复了。不像你们身上的肥肉永远减不下来一样。我是成功者,你们都是失败者。看看以后谁才是会被霸凌的对象！” „Do you have to watch the Tuvalu Kitty President live transmission? Right, they have studied a very good gene, can lose weight. Latveria will introduce will also give my ally country to use. We will eliminate all obese and unnecessary fat.” “你们有看图瓦卢凯蒂总统的直播吗？对的,他们研究了一种很棒的基因,能减肥。拉脱维利亚会引进也会给我的盟友国家使用。我们会消灭所有的肥胖和多余的脂肪。” Speaking of that here Doom disdains: „You? hē hē, is holding the oneself fat for a lifetime. hā hā hā hā hā!” 这里杜姆不屑的说到:“不过你们？呵呵,还是抱着自己的脂肪过一辈子吧。哈哈哈哈哈！”