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Without a doubt, Doom this time entire US taunted the very success. The fat people of entire US society were enraged. 毫无疑问,杜姆这次的全美嘲讽非常的成功。整个美国社会的胖子都被激怒了。 But Doom this time taunted the behavior of US society fat people he also to give an explanation publicly. The reason is very simple, because of abc and bbc documentary film. 杜姆这次公开嘲讽美国社会胖子们的行为他也做出了一个解释。原因很简单,就是因为abc和bbc的纪录片。 After you did not say my bullying, twists at heart? Doesn't say my present bullying other people? Good! I go back on bullying now! My bullying US fatty, I taunted them! 你们不是说我霸凌后心里扭曲吗?不是说我现在霸凌其他人吗?好啊!我现在就霸凌回去啊!我就霸凌美国胖子了,我就嘲讽他们了! What's wrong? Aren't you feeling well very much? However has not related, I am very happy! 怎么?你们很不爽是不是?但是没关系啊,我很爽啊! I was crisply good, how why cares about you to think. Since wanted saying that I had the tendency of bullying, then my bullying! 我爽就好了,何必在意你们怎么想的。既然想要说我有霸凌的倾向,那么我就霸凌了! Doom is such a willful man, he works does not have that many to need to explain. So long as oneself were crisply good. 杜姆就是这么一个任性的男人,他做事也没有那么多需要解释的。只要自己爽就好了。 Therefore he made one to kidnap the entire US safenet program that and taunted publicly. 所以他弄了一场劫持全美安全网络并且公开嘲讽的戏码。 But this matter has returned the front-page news of world. No matter Asia, Europe, the Americas or Africa reported this event. 而这件事还上了全球的头条新闻。不管是亚洲,欧洲,美洲还是非洲都报道了这次事件。 Doom's overbearing and willful obtained recognizing of common people again. This is psychological distortion perverted! 杜姆的霸道和任性再一次得到了世人的认定了。这就是个心理扭曲的变态啊! However although everybody was discussing Doom's perverted, but bewildered Doom in online had a group of fan younger sisters unexpectedly. 不过虽然大家都在讨论杜姆的变态,但是莫名其妙杜姆在网上居然有了一批迷妹。 „Did your brains shatter?” Some many people are puzzled. “你们脑子坏掉了吗?”有很多人不解。 However Doom's fan younger sisters' response is strong: „Haven't you seen him to have overbearingly charming? This man was very rare in this world!” 但是杜姆的迷妹们的回应却非常强硬:“你没看见他有多帅气多霸道吗?这种男人在这个世界已经很少见了!” Moreover you said his psychology distortion, but had not seen that this is the pressure of this society imposes on him lets his such? This is not his natural disposition, has certainly the soft and unknown corner in the deep place of his innermost feelings. He is a complex person. Although the surface is overbearing person, but the innermost feelings definitely gently have the compassion.” “而且你们说他心理扭曲,但是没看到这是这个社会的压力强加给他才让他这样的吗?这不是他的本性,在他内心的深处一定有个柔软而不为人知的角落。他是个复杂的人。虽然表面霸道但是内心肯定是温柔有爱心的人。” In asked regarding these fan younger sisters' argument netizens: You know that he does have the compassion to be also gentle? Associated with him? Knows about him?” 对于这些迷妹的辩解网友在度发问:“那你们是怎么知道他有爱心又温柔的?和他交往了吗?对他了解吗?” „Does this also need to understand? Looked that his face knew! Can tell us from his melancholy look the lots. He definitely bore many responsibility unable to open the mouth as ruler of a nation.” Confuses the younger sisters to speak plausibly. “这还需要多了解吗?看他的脸就知道了啊!从他忧郁的眼神里就能告诉我们很多东西了。作为一国之君他肯定背负了很多责任不能开口。”迷妹们振振有词。 A netizen: ............ Girls, sane!!! Although he is ruler of a nation, but he is psychological perverted!” 一众网友:…………“姑娘们,理智啊!!!虽然他是一国之君,但是他是个心理变态啊!” Confused the younger sisters to be instantaneously hot: What said? Although he is psychological perverted, but he is ruler of a nation!” 迷妹们瞬间火了:“说什么呢?虽然他是个心理变态,但是他是个一国之君啊!” Exchanging of sentence order changed the meaning that wants to express instantaneously. Regarding this people and others can only be repulsed. 语句顺序的调换瞬间就改变了想要表达的意思。对此一众人等只能败退了。 But Doom appear fan younger sister matter can only be the small interlude in entire event. What is more important was Doom this taunt is makes many fat people angry without doubt. 杜姆出现迷妹这件事只能算是整个事件中的小插曲。更重要的是杜姆这次嘲讽无疑是让很多胖子愤怒了。 Before such as, said that US is Country of Fat. The quantity of this national fatty ranks first in entire world. 就如之前说的,美国是个脂肪之国。这个国家胖子的数量在全世界排名第一 The Doom's taunt makes them be in an uncontrollable rage. First starts from the network security bureau, they prepared network attack Latveria's. However the opposite party pulled out cable, this let the method that the angry programmers could not find to vent. 杜姆的嘲讽让他们怒不可遏。首先从网络安全局开始,本来他们准备网络攻击拉脱维利亚的。但是对方拔网线了,这让愤怒的程序员们找不到发泄的方法。 Then has the fellow miraculous glow to flash to speak of: We go to the White House website to petition! Let our armies teach Doom.” 然后有个家伙灵光一闪说到:“我们去白宫网站请愿吧!让我们的军队去教训杜姆。” This idea meets an numerous fat programmer's response instantaneously. The going website that everybody public sentiment is roused to action petitioned. 这个主意瞬间得到一众胖胖程序员的响应。大家群情激奋的去网站请愿了。 Because US has this kind of stipulation, raised the petition in the White House website petition wall. And the support population surpasses 500,000, then White House must respond. 因为美国有这样一个规定,在白宫网站请愿墙提起请愿。并且支持人数超过五十万,那么白宫就必须要做出回应。 But made programmers of petition earliest is only because did not have the place air vent to think of this means. 而率先做出了请愿的程序员们最早只是因为没有地方出气才想到了这种办法。 But however the unexpected matter occurred. After this petition occurred most starts merely is entertaining of programmer. 而但是出人意料的事情发生了。在这个请愿发生之后最开始仅仅是程序员的自娱自乐。 However after merely is five hours, supports this petition surpassed the 300,000 person. 但是仅仅是五个小时之后支持这一请愿的就超过三十万人了。 Afterward saw person who this petition were getting more and more, broke through 5 million after the 12 hour. 后来看到这一请愿的人越来越多了,在十二小时后就已经突破了五百万 Later appear the rise of geometrical degree. After 24 hour , the support population broke through 20 million. This matter has alarmed President. 之后则出现了几何程度的上涨。二十四小时之后支持人数突破了两千万。这事惊动了总统 The White House news head had found President: „ Your excellency, 白宫新闻负责人找到了总统:“阁下, Should we respond? This matter must respond! ” President knows that this matter can respond? 20 million person's petition! 我们应该怎么回应?这事必须要回应了!”总统何尝不知道这事要回应了?两千万人的请愿啊! The situation of this entire American support something wholeheartedly only when past highrise building collapsed has occurred. 这种全美国人都全心全意的支持某一件事的情况只在当年大楼倒塌的时候发生过。 US after that dispatches troops Afghanistan. At that time so long as dares to question the people who dispatched troops to decide carried on the back the unpatriotic given name. 在那之后美国发兵阿富汗。当时只要敢质疑发兵决定的人都被背上不爱国的名号。 But this request dispatches troops the difference that attacked the Latveria's tendency definitely not to need past highrise building to collapse. 而这一次请求发兵攻打拉脱维利亚的势头完全不必当年大楼倒塌来的差。 President very big: Who looks up is initiates petition?” 总统很头大:“查到是谁发起请愿的吗?” The officials of White House safety department replied: Looked up, the earliest petition request came from the state network security center.” 白宫安全部的官员回答:“查到了,最早的请愿请求来自于国家网络安全中心。” Bang! President angry racket table: Also feels all right on them the petition? If not their work derelictions of duty, I will be at this awkward region?!” 砰!总统愤怒的拍桌:“就他们也好意思请愿?如果不是他们的工作失职,我会处在这个尴尬的境地吗?!” President your excellency is in an uncontrollable rage: Goes to war! The relaxedness that said that making us surmount such far distance to hit the Eastern European countries? Ate to the full has supported!” 总统阁下怒不可遏:“打仗打仗打仗!说的轻松,让我们跨越这么远的距离去打东欧国家?吃饱了撑得!” The chief of staff also restores peace saying: War is unnecessary. However Doom makes many person psychology not be feeling well to our national's insult like this without doubt.” 幕僚长也复和道:“战争是没有必要的。但是杜姆这样对我们国民的辱骂无疑让很多人心理不爽。” For a while because of being roused to action to make various unreadable choices is also very normal. The present urgent matter is steady. Guaranteed that the stability of society is the first premise.” “一时因为激奋而做出各种难以理解的选择也是很正常的。现在的当务之急是维稳。保证社会的稳定才是第一前提。” We cannot make the influence of this matter magnify. First diverts the topic and attention, dragging the matter on the past.” The chief of staff has set the main key. Everybody also agreed. “我们不能让这种事情的影响扩大化了。先转移话题和视线吧,拖一拖事情就过去了。”幕僚长定下了基调。大家也都同意了。 Now drags the character definitely is the best method. The people are forget in any case good, finally also forgot. 现在一个拖字决是最好的方法。反正民众是善忘的,最后也就忘记了。 However matter that simple conclusion? 但是事情会那么简单的结束吗? When President your excellency hints spokesman exits to deal with the media and netizen, a not very good news comes. 就在总统阁下示意新闻发言人出去应付媒体和网友的时候,一个不算很好的消息传来。 California appear a parade!” The Secretary of State assistant dashed to the assembly hall has brought a news to the people. “加利福尼亚出现了一场游行!”国务卿的助理飞奔到会议厅给众人带来了一个消息。 Protests the Hollywood celebrity high income?” President felt that was sick. “又是抗议好莱坞明星的高收入吗?”总统感到厌烦了。 Assistant shaking the head of fast: No, not! This is a special parade.” 助理飞快的摇头:“不,不是的!这是一场特别的游行。” Secretary of State knits the brows: Special?” 国务卿皱皱眉:“有多特别?” The assistants considered the word usage to open the mouth: Un, said? The people who attended this parade are heavyweight.” 助理斟酌了一下用词才开口:“嗯,怎么说呢?参加这场游行的人都是重量级的。” The words of assistant have caused a laughter in conference room. Heavyweight? Has the multiple magnitudes? This country most has the weight figures of weight/quantity to gather at this place. 助理的话引起了会议室内的一阵笑声。重量级?有多重量级?这个国家最有分量的重量级人物都聚集在这个地方呢。 President your excellency rare smiled to tease: Has the multiple magnitudes?” 总统阁下难得的笑了笑调侃到:“有多重量级?” The assistants calculate: Participation parade the weight averages of assembly everyone exceed the 350 pound 助理算了算:“参与游行的集会者每个人的平均重量超过三百五十磅” Big shots: Un?” 大佬们:“嗯?”
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