Without a doubt, Doomthistimeentire UStaunted the verysuccess. The fat people of entireUSsocietywere enraged.
毫无疑问,杜姆这次的全美嘲讽非常的成功。整个美国社会的胖子都被激怒了。ButDoomthistimetaunted the behavior of USsocietyfat peoplehealsoto give an explanationpublicly. The reasonis very simple, because ofabcandbbcdocumentary film.
而杜姆这次公开嘲讽美国社会胖子们的行为他也做出了一个解释。原因很简单,就是因为abc和bbc的纪录片。
After youdid not saymybullying, twistsat heart? Doesn't saymypresentbullyingotherpeople? Good! Igo backonbullyingnow! MybullyingUSfatty, Itauntedthem!
你们不是说我霸凌后心里扭曲吗?不是说我现在霸凌其他人吗?好啊!我现在就霸凌回去啊!我就霸凌美国胖子了,我就嘲讽他们了!What's wrong? Aren't youfeeling wellvery much? Howeverhas not related, Iam very happy!
怎么?你们很不爽是不是?但是没关系啊,我很爽啊!Iwas crisply good, howwhycares aboutyouto think. Sincewanted saying that Ihad the tendency of bullying, thenmybullying!
我爽就好了,何必在意你们怎么想的。既然想要说我有霸凌的倾向,那么我就霸凌了!Doomissuch a willfulman, heworksdoes not havethat manyto needto explain. So long asoneselfwere crisply good.杜姆就是这么一个任性的男人,他做事也没有那么多需要解释的。只要自己爽就好了。Thereforehemadeoneto kidnap the entire USsafenetprogram that andtauntedpublicly.
所以他弄了一场劫持全美安全网络并且公开嘲讽的戏码。Butthismatterhas returned the front-page news of world. No matterAsia, Europe, the AmericasorAfricareportedthisevent.
而这件事还上了全球的头条新闻。不管是亚洲,欧洲,美洲还是非洲都报道了这次事件。Doom'soverbearingandwillfulobtainedrecognizing of common peopleagain. Thisispsychologicaldistortionperverted!杜姆的霸道和任性再一次得到了世人的认定了。这就是个心理扭曲的变态啊!Howeveralthougheverybodywas discussingDoom'sperverted, butbewilderedDoominonlinehada group offanyounger sistersunexpectedly.
不过虽然大家都在讨论杜姆的变态,但是莫名其妙杜姆在网上居然有了一批迷妹。„Did yourbrainsshatter?”Somemanypeopleare puzzled.
“你们脑子坏掉了吗?”有很多人不解。HoweverDoom'sfanyounger sisters'responseis strong: „Haven't youseenhimto haveoverbearinglycharming? Thismanwas very rareinthisworld!”
但是杜姆的迷妹们的回应却非常强硬:“你没看见他有多帅气多霸道吗?这种男人在这个世界已经很少见了!”„Moreoveryousaidhispsychologydistortion, buthad not seen that thisis the pressure of thissocietyimposesonhimletshissuch? Thisis nothisnatural disposition, has certainly the softandunknowncornerin the deep place of hisinnermost feelings. Heis a complexperson. Although the surfaceis overbearingperson, but the innermost feelingsdefinitelygentlyhave the compassion.”
“而且你们说他心理扭曲,但是没看到这是这个社会的压力强加给他才让他这样的吗?这不是他的本性,在他内心的深处一定有个柔软而不为人知的角落。他是个复杂的人。虽然表面霸道但是内心肯定是温柔有爱心的人。”Inaskedregardingthesefanyounger sisters'argumentnetizens: „Youknow that hedoes have the compassionto be also gentle? Associatedwithhim? Knowsabouthim?”
对于这些迷妹的辩解网友在度发问:“那你们是怎么知道他有爱心又温柔的?和他交往了吗?对他了解吗?”„Does thisalsoneedto understand? Looked that hisfaceknew! Cantellusfromhismelancholylook the lots. Hedefinitelyboremanyresponsibility unable to open the mouthasruler of a nation.”Confuses the younger sistersto speak plausibly.
“这还需要多了解吗?看他的脸就知道了啊!从他忧郁的眼神里就能告诉我们很多东西了。作为一国之君他肯定背负了很多责任不能开口。”迷妹们振振有词。
A netizen: ............„Girls, sane!!! Althoughheisruler of a nation, butheispsychologicalperverted!”
一众网友:…………“姑娘们,理智啊!!!虽然他是一国之君,但是他是个心理变态啊!”Confused the younger sistersto be instantaneously hot: „Whatsaid? Althoughheispsychologicalperverted, butheisruler of a nation!”
迷妹们瞬间火了:“说什么呢?虽然他是个心理变态,但是他是个一国之君啊!”Exchanging of sentenceorderchanged the meaning that wantsto expressinstantaneously. Regarding thispeopleand others can only be repulsed.
语句顺序的调换瞬间就改变了想要表达的意思。对此一众人等只能败退了。ButDoomappearfanyounger sistermatter can only be the smallinterlude in entireevent. Whatis more importantwasDoomthistauntismakesmanyfat peopleangrywithout doubt.
而杜姆出现迷妹这件事只能算是整个事件中的小插曲。更重要的是杜姆这次嘲讽无疑是让很多胖子愤怒了。
Before such as, said that USisCountry of Fat. The quantity of thisnationalfattyranksfirstinentireworld.
就如之前说的,美国是个脂肪之国。这个国家胖子的数量在全世界排名第一。
The Doom'stauntmakesthembe in an uncontrollable rage. Firststartsfrom the network securitybureau, theypreparednetwork attackLatveria's. However the opposite partypulled outcable, thislet the method that the angryprogrammerscould not findto vent.杜姆的嘲讽让他们怒不可遏。首先从网络安全局开始,本来他们准备网络攻击拉脱维利亚的。但是对方拔网线了,这让愤怒的程序员们找不到发泄的方法。Thenhas the fellowmiraculous glowto flashto speak of: „Wego to the White Housewebsiteto petition! LetourarmiesteachDoom.”
然后有个家伙灵光一闪说到:“我们去白宫网站请愿吧!让我们的军队去教训杜姆。”Thisideameets an numerousfatprogrammer'sresponseinstantaneously. The goingwebsite that everybodypublic sentimentis roused to actionpetitioned.
这个主意瞬间得到一众胖胖程序员的响应。大家群情激奋的去网站请愿了。BecauseUShasthis kind ofstipulation, raised the petitionin the White Housewebsitepetitionwall. And the supportpopulationsurpasses500,000, thenWhite Housemustrespond.
因为美国有这样一个规定,在白宫网站请愿墙提起请愿。并且支持人数超过五十万,那么白宫就必须要做出回应。Butmadeprogrammers of petition earliest is onlybecausedid not have the placeair ventto think ofthismeans.
而率先做出了请愿的程序员们最早只是因为没有地方出气才想到了这种办法。Buthowever the unexpectedmatteroccurred. Afterthispetition occurred moststartsmerelyisentertaining of programmer.
而但是出人意料的事情发生了。在这个请愿发生之后最开始仅仅是程序员的自娱自乐。However after merelyisfivehours, supportsthispetitionsurpassed the 300,000person.
但是仅仅是五个小时之后支持这一请愿的就超过三十万人了。Afterwardsawperson who thispetitionwere getting more and more, broke through5 millionafter the 12hour.
后来看到这一请愿的人越来越多了,在十二小时后就已经突破了五百万。Laterappear the rise of geometricaldegree. After 24hour , the supportpopulationbroke through20 million. Thismatterhas alarmedPresident.
之后则出现了几何程度的上涨。二十四小时之后支持人数突破了两千万。这事惊动了总统。
The White Housenewsheadhad foundPresident: „ Your excellency,白宫新闻负责人找到了总统:“阁下,
Should werespond? Thismattermustrespond! ” Presidentknows that thismattercanrespond? 20 millionperson'spetition!
我们应该怎么回应?这事必须要回应了!”总统何尝不知道这事要回应了?两千万人的请愿啊!
The situation of thisentireAmericansupport something wholeheartedlyonlywhenpasthighrise buildingcollapsedhas occurred.
这种全美国人都全心全意的支持某一件事的情况只在当年大楼倒塌的时候发生过。USafterthatdispatches troopsAfghanistan. At that timeso long asdaresto question the people who dispatched troopsto decidecarried on the back the unpatrioticgiven name.
在那之后美国发兵阿富汗。当时只要敢质疑发兵决定的人都被背上不爱国的名号。Butthisrequestdispatches troops the difference that attacked the Latveria'stendencydefinitelynot to needpasthighrise buildingto collapse.
而这一次请求发兵攻打拉脱维利亚的势头完全不必当年大楼倒塌来的差。Presidentverybig: „Wholooks upisinitiatespetition?”总统很头大:“查到是谁发起请愿的吗?”
The officials of White Housesafety departmentreplied: „Looked up, the earliestpetitionrequestcame from the state networksecurity center.”白宫安全部的官员回答:“查到了,最早的请愿请求来自于国家网络安全中心。”Bang! Presidentangryrackettable: „Alsofeels all rightonthem the petition? If nottheirworkderelictions of duty, Iwill be atthisawkwardregion?!”
砰!总统愤怒的拍桌:“就他们也好意思请愿?如果不是他们的工作失职,我会处在这个尴尬的境地吗?!”Presidentyour excellencyis in an uncontrollable rage: „Goes to war! The relaxedness that said that makingussurmount such fardistanceto hit the Eastern European countries? Ate to the fullhas supported!”总统阁下怒不可遏:“打仗打仗打仗!说的轻松,让我们跨越这么远的距离去打东欧国家?吃饱了撑得!”
The chief of staffalsorestores peace saying: „Warisunnecessary. HoweverDoommakesmanypersonpsychologynot be feeling welltoournational'sinsultlike thiswithout doubt.”
幕僚长也复和道:“战争是没有必要的。但是杜姆这样对我们国民的辱骂无疑让很多人心理不爽。”„For a whilebecause ofbeing roused to actionto makevariousunreadablechoices is also verynormal. The presenturgent matter is steady. Guaranteed that the stability of societyis the firstpremise.”
“一时因为激奋而做出各种难以理解的选择也是很正常的。现在的当务之急是维稳。保证社会的稳定才是第一前提。”„Wecannotmake the influence of thismattermagnify. Firstdiverts the topic and attention, dragging the matteron the past.” The chief of staffhas set the main key. Everybodyalsoagreed.
“我们不能让这种事情的影响扩大化了。先转移话题和视线吧,拖一拖事情就过去了。”幕僚长定下了基调。大家也都同意了。Nowdrags the characterdefinitelyis the bestmethod. The peopleareforgetin any casegood, finallyalsoforgot.
现在一个拖字决是最好的方法。反正民众是善忘的,最后也就忘记了。Howevermatterthatsimpleconclusion?
但是事情会那么简单的结束吗?WhenPresidentyour excellencyhintsspokesmanexitsto deal with the media and netizen, a notverygoodnewscomes.
就在总统阁下示意新闻发言人出去应付媒体和网友的时候,一个不算很好的消息传来。„Californiaappear a parade!” The Secretary of Stateassistantdashedto the assembly hallhas brought a newsto the people.
“加利福尼亚出现了一场游行!”国务卿的助理飞奔到会议厅给众人带来了一个消息。„Protests the Hollywoodcelebrityhighincome?”Presidentfelt that was sick.
“又是抗议好莱坞明星的高收入吗?”总统感到厌烦了。Assistantshaking the head of fast: „No, not! Thisis a specialparade.”
助理飞快的摇头:“不,不是的!这是一场特别的游行。”Secretary of Stateknits the brows: „Special?”国务卿皱皱眉:“有多特别?”
The assistantsconsidered the word usageto open the mouth: „Un, said? The people who attended thisparadeare heavyweight.”
助理斟酌了一下用词才开口:“嗯,怎么说呢?参加这场游行的人都是重量级的。”
The words of assistanthave caused a laughter in conference room. Heavyweight? Has the multiplemagnitudes? Thiscountrymosthas the weight figures of weight/quantityto gatheratthisplace.
助理的话引起了会议室内的一阵笑声。重量级?有多重量级?这个国家最有分量的重量级人物都聚集在这个地方呢。Presidentyour excellencyraresmiledto tease: „Has the multiplemagnitudes?”总统阁下难得的笑了笑调侃到:“有多重量级?”
The assistantscalculate: „Participationparade the weight averages of assembly everyone exceed the 350pound”
助理算了算:“参与游行的集会者每个人的平均重量超过三百五十磅”Big shots: „Un?”
大佬们:“嗯?”
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