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„US friends hello!” Was long compared with middle-aged man appear that Beckham must lead on the screen. He has the deep maroon hair, in the eye of blue has one melancholily also to have an overbearing aura. “美国的朋友们你们好!”一个长得比贝克汉姆还要帅的中年男人出现在了屏幕上。他有着深栗色的头发,蓝色的眼睛中带着一丝忧郁又带着一丝霸道的气息。 The facial features edges and corners were clearly impressive, to be full of the magnetic voice. Is seeing his flash, was looking the people who video were shocked. They asked one subconsciously: „Who is this handsome fellow?” 五官棱角分明令人印象深刻,还有充满磁性的嗓音。在看见他的一瞬间,很多正在看视频的人都愣住了。他们下意识的问了一句:“这个帅哥是谁？” „Right, I think that you want to know who very much I am?” The graceful Doom corners of the mouth in video hang badly are smiling: „I can tell you, I am Doom! Yes, many people have not seen the appearance/portrait under my iron mask.” “没错,我想你们都很想知道我是谁？”视频里的帅杜姆嘴角挂着坏笑:“我可以告诉你们,我就是杜姆！是的,很多人都没有见过我铁面具下的真容。” „I think that your many people looked at ABC and BBC union product «Road of a Tyrant» recently right. Inside has truly not wrong, I who segment Gushi said indeed was disfigured one's face. But present I restored the appearance appearance.” Doom in video seems complacent. “我想你们很多人最近都看了ABC和BBC联合出品的《暴君之路》对吧。里面有一段故事说的确实没有错,我的确是被毁容了。而现在的我是恢复了容貌的样子。”在视频里的杜姆看上去得意洋洋。 However beforehand Doom and Li Jie have the intense quarrel. At that time was the first week of this documentary film beginning broadcasting, Doom was angry, his anger thrived said: „I must patting the director of flat and thin piece, the producer and investor explode Western Paradise!” 但是之前杜姆和李杰有过激烈的争吵。当时是这个纪录片开播的第一周,杜姆气坏了,他怒气勃发的说:“我要把拍着片子的导演,制片人和投资方都炸上西天！” But Li Jie actually patted his back saying: „Calms down, Doctor Doom. Calms down. This to us is a good deed.” 而李杰却拍了拍他的后背说道:“冷静下来,杜姆博士。冷静下来。这对我们来说是一件好事。” „Good!” Doom freely spoken is a bad language, do not think that top digit will not scold the bad language. “好个XXXX！”杜姆顺口就是一句脏话,不要以为高位者就不会骂脏话。 „I am earnest, this truly is a good deed. Because will know your disfigured one's face matter through this documentary film everybody. Moreover looks like the heat that the producer and director control is very good, at least do their flat and thin pieces also calculate considerably not? At least they do not have to be black you, but narrated purely your former experience. Although the conclusion is not necessarily right, however their appeals are good, resisting campus bullying.” “我是认真的,这确实是一件好事。因为通过这个纪录片大家都会知道你被毁容的事情。而且看起来制片人和导演掌握的火候还是很好的,至少他们的片子还算可观不是吗？至少他们没有黑你,只是单纯的讲述了一下你从前的经历。虽然结论未必对,但是他们的呼吁是好的,抵制校园霸凌嘛。” Li Jie hints Doom to calm down, does not want to think every day must blast anything. 李杰示意杜姆冷静下来,不要每天都想着要炸掉点什么。 „Is black I? They dare!” Doom snort/hum. “黑我？他们敢！”杜姆哼了一声。 Li Jie lets go: „Yes, they truly do not dare. Because they know that you will explode the heaven them. You looked that BBC day darkness China did not dare flagrant black Latveria to know your threatening strength. Good should not be angry, your prestige.” 李杰摊手:“是啊,他们确实不敢。因为他们知道你会把他们炸上天。你看BBC天天黑中国都不敢明目张胆的黑拉脱维利亚就知道你的威吓力了。好了不要生气,你的威望还是在的。” „I thought that this is to us good, is a very good matter. Because the viewing ratio of this documentary film is very high, everybody knows that you were disfigured one's face. Then you in put toward the television on you handsome charming semblance! Was saying that the Beauty X product you do think this propaganda the effect?!” Li Jie's both eyes Blink ray. “我只是觉得这对我们来说不错,是一个很不错的事情。因为这个纪录片的收视率很高,大家都知道你被毁容了。然后你在把你英俊帅气的外表往电视上一放！在说一下X美丽产品你想想这个宣传的效果？！”李杰的双眼闪烁着光芒。 „Then is showing your overbearing heartlessly! Thinks that myriad young girls will be crazy for you. They most liked this overbearing series, «Fifty Shades of Grey» this type and the movie had supports the wholesale innumerably. I think you can do is better. My hand/subordinate is called Pure White Artist, picture kind of comics has the standard specially.” “然后在展现一下你的霸道无情！想一想吧,万千少女都会为你疯狂的。她们最喜欢这种霸道系列了,就连《五十度灰》这种和电影都有无数拥趸。我想你会做的更好。我手下有一名叫做纯白的画师,画这一类的漫画特别有水准。” „You changed have led now, had has been able to wash the white capital( Doom:? What relations changes commander and washes has white/in vain? Li Jie: Leads is is just right). I can make Pure White leave whole set «Overbearing Ruler — — Doom» series for you comics, so long as you are authorized your copyright to give me!” Li Jie very sincere saying, seems only considers to be the same for Doom: „Like this you can start to wash white to become the good person!” “你现在变帅了,有了可以洗白的资本（杜姆:啊？变帅和洗白有什么关系？李杰:帅就是正义是对的）。我可以让纯白为你出整套的《霸道君王——杜姆》系列的漫画,只要你授权你的版权给我！”李杰很真诚的说道,仿佛就是只为了杜姆考虑一样:“这样你就能开始洗白成好人了！” Doom categorically rejects: „No! I think that appropriate super big villain is better.” Said that Doom has swept Li Jie one: „In fact your individual comics should start to draw the part of your blackening fell, becomes villain your comics sales volume will be perhaps better.” 杜姆断然拒绝:“不！我觉得当超级大反派更好。”说完杜姆扫了李杰一眼:“实际上你的个人漫画应该开始画你黑化堕落的部分了,成为反派你漫画的销量恐怕会更好。” Li Jie shakes the head: „But is very regrettable, I am a good person.” 李杰摇头:“但是很遗憾,我是一个好人。” Doom: „hē hē.” 杜姆:“呵呵。” „Good to say the subject, truth that a little you said. However my authority should not be challenged like this. If some people me, when jumps the beams Joker to play jokes upon, regards them to increase the guarantee of viewing ratio, then they must pay the price!” Doom very much insisted. “好了说回正题,你说的有点道理。但是我的权威也不该受到这样的挑战。要是有人把我当跳梁小丑来戏耍,来当成他们增加收视率的保证,那么他们必然要付出代价！”杜姆还是很坚持。 Li Jie shook the head: „ Doctor Doom, is not all issues needs through the explosion solution. 李杰摇了摇头:“杜姆博士,不是所有的问题都需要通过爆炸解决的。 Although I acknowledged that the explosion is a beautiful art, but we can also use another better artistic treatment your prestige the issue. ” Doom nods: „You said.” 虽然我承认爆炸是一门美丽的艺术,但是我们还可以用另一种更好的艺术处理你威信的问题。”杜姆颔首:“你说。” Li Jie compares the US direction: „Again carries on the nationwide webcast to US.” 李杰比了比美国的方向:“再一次对美国进行全国性的网络直播。” Doom crooked head: „What said? Does?” 杜姆歪了歪脑袋:“说什么？干什么？” Li Jie smiled: „To the utmost all your energies, crazy ridicule American, ridiculed, the satire, the curse, cursed. With all most virulent, most injures the will of the people that you can imagine the words and expressions to attack these US fat people!” 李杰笑了笑:“极尽你的一切所能,疯狂的嘲笑美国人,嘲笑,讽刺,诅咒,咒骂。用上你能想象到的一切一切的最恶毒,最伤害人心的词语去攻击那些美国胖子！” „?” Doom almost falls from the oneself seat, his staggering has stood, simultaneously inconceivable looks at Li Jie saying: „Are you really American?” “啊？”杜姆差点从自己的座位上掉下来,他一个踉跄的站了起来,同时不可思议的看着李杰说道:“你真的是个美国人？” „From the nationality and legal perspective, should be.” Li Jie definitely said very much. “从国籍和法律角度上来说,应该是。”李杰很肯定的说。 Doom clenched teeth: „You know how many fat people US does have? 50% adult overloads, one-third have the obese tendency! You know that ridiculed they what happened?”( In weight class, obese is higher than overload.) 杜姆咬了咬牙:“那你知道美国有多少胖子吗？一半成年人超重,1有肥胖倾向！你知道嘲笑他们会发生什么事情嘛？”（体重等级中,肥胖是高于超重的。） Li Jie said righteously: „They will not be feeling well very much.” 李杰理直气壮的说:“他们会很不爽啊。” „Aha, you also know.” Doom has selected the eyebrow. “啊哈,你还知道啊。”杜姆挑了挑眉毛。 Li Jie refers to very happy saying that Doom has simultaneously smiled: „But this is not very interesting! You do not want to ridicule crazily satirized American?! You will think that isn't feeling well?” 李杰指了指杜姆同时笑的很开心的说道:“但是这样不是很有趣吗！你难道不想疯狂的嘲笑讽刺美国人吗？！难道你会觉得不爽吗？” Doom has faced the inquire answer of innermost feelings honestly: „I will think very crisp!” 杜姆诚实的面对了内心的询问回答:“我会觉得很爽！” „That was good, what did you also wait for?” “那就好了啊,你还等什么？” „Wait, but has reached an agreement the issue of producer and director?” “等等,但是说好了制片人和导演的问题呢？” „You ridiculing the motives of these fat people pushed to this documentary film completely are good. Because this documentary film you shut off the US public network, then opens the group to jeer the pattern. They did not say that you now are therefore wanted bullying others by bullying? You go back on bullying now! All scolded to cry the US fatty, then made them look for director's trouble!” Li Jie familiar and easy said the plan of oneself. “你把嘲笑这些胖子的动机全部都推给这部纪录片就好了啊。因为这部纪录片你才切断美国的公共网络,然后开启群嘲模式。他们不是说你被霸凌所以现在要霸凌别人吗？那你现在就霸凌回去啊！把美国胖子全都骂哭来,然后让他们去找导演的麻烦啊！”李杰轻车熟路的说出了自己的计划。 Doom is suddenly enlighted: „So that's how it is!” Then he cannot help but raised up the thumb to say to Li Jie: „You have the means!” 杜姆恍然大悟:“原来如此！”然后他不由得竖起了大拇指对着李杰说道:“还是你有办法啊！” Li Jie modest saying: „Where where, is generally ordinary.” 李杰谦虚的说道:“哪里哪里,一般一般。” Therefore present US, is receiving the Doom signal to look at the Doom video American when surprised Doom is not a disfigured, Doom opened the mouth. 于是现在的美国,所有正收到杜姆信号看着杜姆视频的美国人都在惊讶杜姆不是一个丑八怪的时候,杜姆开口了。 „Hello, US friends, fat people. Are present you doing? Sits the fried chicken cola popcorn is watching the honorable person show before the television? Similar to in the pigsty fat pig is the same, just finished eating the food to roll up in the sofa plays the cell phone? Lowered the head to see the fat on oneself belly? Piles up to be able, when the table put down a McDonald's child meal! Said that your necks have tunnelled the vision that you have lowered the head downward look at?” “你们好啊,美国的朋友们,胖子们。现在的你们在干什么？坐在电视机前端着炸鸡可乐爆米花看真人秀？还是如同猪圈里面的肥猪一样,刚刚吃完饭正蜷缩在沙发里玩手机？低头看见自己肚子上的肥肉了吗？堆积起来能当桌子放下一份麦当劳儿童餐了吧！还是说你们的脖子已经挡住了你们低头往下看的视线？” The taunt firepower was just open for business. 嘲讽火力刚刚开张。
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