DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#402: US friends hello!

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„hā hā hā hā hā! hā hā hā hā hā!” This familiar laughter, this familiar network kidnaps the way, this familiar entering the scene way. “哈哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈哈！”这个熟悉的笑声,这个熟悉的网络劫持方式,这个熟悉的登场方式。 In mutant William that Times Square carries passengers( special power: Finger illumination) just and his passenger raising the head cannot help but looked to the Times Square central large screen. In the passenger of his back seat is the height 1.8 m body weight 320 pounds „strong man”. 正在时代广场载客的变种人威廉（异能:手指发光）正和他的乘客都不由自主的抬头看向了时代广场中央的大屏幕。在他车后座的乘客是一名重达身高一米八体重320磅的“壮汉”。 Is „strong man”, William such described in any case. He does not want to annoy troublesome to oneself, has a look at the physique of opposite party, felt that on a palm of the hand can clap dead oneself. 是的“壮汉”,反正威廉是这么形容的。他不想给自己惹麻烦,看看对方的体格,感觉上一巴掌能拍死自己。 But now two people cannot help but look to the Times Square central large screen. Back row strong man cannot bear knit the brows: „Is this laughter probably very why familiar?” 而现在两人都不由自主的看向了时代广场中央的大屏幕。后排的壮汉忍不住皱了皱眉:“为什么这个笑声好像很熟悉？” William also earnest nod of: „Yes, where has listened probably?” 威廉也认真的点了点头:“是啊,好像在哪里听过？” But in the state network complete center, the responsible director could not bear pat bald of oneself: „, No! Also is he!” 而在国家网络完全中心,负责的主任忍不住拍了拍自己的光头:“哦,不！又是他！” Hears the sound he to know that was who has kidnapped the US country public network. Because this fellow previous time has kidnapped one time. But the consequence that causes was oneself previous is moved to clean the restroom. 听声音他已经知道是谁劫持了美国国家公共网络了。因为这个家伙上一次已经劫持过一次了。而造成的后果就是自己的上一任被调去洗厕所去了。 After oneself high-rank, called one group of elite forces, emmmm...... At least oneself thought that was the troops of elite force saves these loopholes. 自己上位以后已经召集了一帮的精兵强将,emmmm……至少自己觉得是精兵强将的人马来挽救那些漏洞了。 But now, this fellow appear also has kidnapped the public network again, state network security department is the final fate of supreme leader to clean the restroom? 而现在,这个家伙再一次出现并且劫持了公共网络,难道说国家网络安全部门的最高领导人的最终宿命都是洗厕所吗？ „I do not like smelling the detergent flavor, personally also does not want to begin to brush the chamberpot of turning yellow shines.” The director is genuinely does not want to do this matter. However the matter occurred, he has prepared. “我不喜欢闻洗涤剂的味道,也不想亲自动手把发黄的马桶刷的发亮。”主任是打心眼里不想做这件事的。但是事情已经发生了,他已经做好准备了。 Preparation a while will have one to bring the iron mask, then incomparably rampant fellow appear on screen, right, is Latveria's that tyrant — — Doom! 准备一会儿会有一个带着铁面具,然后无比嚣张的家伙出现在屏幕上,对的,就是拉脱维利亚的那个暴君——杜姆！ However as for this fellow once more appear goal is for what? That is not the director knows. 不过至于这个家伙再次出现的目的是为了什么？那就不是主任知道的了。 Who knows that Doom does want to do? Was he suddenly said that oneself wanted World Peace, then made US destroy all nuclear weapon, otherwise started nuclear war matter to be possible occurrence to US. 谁知道杜姆想要干什么呢？就是他忽然说自己想要世界和平,然后让美国销毁所有核武器不然就对美国发动核战争这种事都有可能发生的。 This is makes the person ponder over the airtight person. Or he is actually perverted. 这是个让人琢磨不透的人呐。或者说他其实就是个变态。 Understood the people who politics know Doom past story, he had studied in US, then disfigures one's face because of an experiment. Henceforth leaves school, and has taken the named as king named as tyrant road. 了解政治的人都知道杜姆过去的一段故事,他曾经在美国求学过,然后因为一场实验而毁容。从此退学,并且走上了称王称霸的路。 This is not the secret, all person obtain. Before Eastern European crisis also had BBC and ABC television station jointly starts to manufacture a grade of documentary film. The name is «Road of a Tyrant». Recently just had shown the first two volumes in the television station. 这并不是秘密,所有人都查得到。之前东欧危机的还有BBC和ABC电视台联合开始制作一档纪录片。名字就叫做《暴君之路》。最近刚刚在电视台放映了前两集。 Inside described Doom in detail in that profession that US studies, and before his later dictatorship tyrant and disfiguring one's face relation in one. 里面详细的描述了杜姆在美国求学的那段生涯,并且把他之后的独裁暴君和之前的毁容联系在了一起。 „His psychology twisted, right. I can determine like this.” ABC anchor Jimmy Canmore has expressed such viewpoint as one of the documentary film directors. “他心理扭曲了,没错。我可以这样确定。”ABC名嘴吉米-坎莫尔作为纪录片的主持人之一发表了这样的观点。 „Is very obvious, he truly was the psychology twists. He wants to retaliate the society, why his twists at heart? Why does he want to retaliate the society? I thought that this and he disfigures one's face cannot separate.” “很明显,他确实是心理扭曲了。他想要报复社会,他的心里为什么扭曲？他为什么想要报复社会？我觉得这和他毁容是分不开的。” „The record and alumnus's the interview through school we were not difficult to discover at that time, before has not disfigured one's face Doom is one receives the female the person who very much welcome the male to envy. He is very graceful, has appealingly to the opposite sex, this is without a doubt.” Jimmy incomparably was saying earnestly. “通过学校的记录和当时校友的采访我们不难发现,还没毁容前的杜姆是一个很受女性欢迎男性嫉妒的人。他很帅,对异性极具吸引人,这是毋庸置疑的。”吉米无比认真的说着。 „When however he disfigured one's face the later all changes. It is said that disfiguring one's face made his entire face absolutely not have the means to look, the bulk skin fell off with the muscle dissolution makes him look like looks like on " Good-for-nothing » in face is nipped a corpse to be the same. Conceivable, Doom after that had shut out by these girls, but these once were jealous his male schoolmate to ridicule him who starts to hit a person when he is down.” “而当他毁容之后一切都变了。据说那场毁容让他整个脸完全没有办法看了,大块的皮肤脱落和肌肉溶解让他看起来就像是《行尸走肉》里面脸上被咬了一口的僵尸一样。可以想象的,在那之后杜姆被那些女孩嫌弃了,而那些曾经妒忌他的男同学则开始落井下石的奚落他。” Jimmy Canmore has drawn the conclusion at this time: „ Therefore we can see, Doom in US studied in the final day to encounter the serious bullying phenomenon. This lit the innermost feelings to be hostile toward Flame of society without doubt, 吉米-坎莫尔在这个时候做出了结论:“所以我们可以看得出,杜姆在美国求学最后的日子里遭遇了严重的霸凌现象。这无疑点燃了内心仇视社会的火焰, Finally he chooses to leave school native place Latveria that returned to the oneself chaos caused by war to flutter about. ” „He used the iron hand and blood unified here, and started the high-pressured rule. Clearly, he suffered to cross bullying oneself to retaliate to give the society. Not is only Latveria, meanwhile has US. He everywhere opposes with the US government, what can want to see was he all that suffered in the school retaliates in the society oneself, the retaliation has given US.” 最后他选择退学回到了自己战乱纷飞的老家拉脱维利亚。”“他用铁腕和鲜血统一了这里,并且开始高压统治。很明显,他把自己遭受过得霸凌全部报复给了社会。不仅仅是拉脱维利亚,同时还有美国。他处处和美国政府作对,可以想见的是他把自己在学校遭受的一切都报复到了社会上,报复给了美国。” Finally Jimmy Canmore said with an incomparably serious tone: „Campus bullying seems like the student senseless action, but refracts to the several 10 years of reality later may have the fearful influence very much. Still remembers that legend that spreads?” 最后吉米-坎莫尔用一种无比沉重的语气说道:“校园霸凌看似学生无谓的举动,但是折射到现实的几十年后却很有可能造成可怕的影响。还记得流传的那个传说吗？” „The Hitler repugnant Jew is because formerly he went to school the Jew who sat ridiculed his result and drawing. Therefore after Hitler is in power grown, pursues a goal with determination to kill all Jews to revenge. But Doom very obviously is also this. The influence that campus bullying brings is profound, may make a national nationality be injured.” “希特勒讨厌犹太人是因为从前他上学的时候被同坐的犹太人嘲笑他的成绩和绘画。所以希特勒成年掌权后励志要杀死所有犹太人来报仇。而杜姆很明显也是这样。校园霸凌所带来的影响是深远的,可能会让一个国家一个民族受到伤害。” Appealed in final final Jimmy: „Makes us go into action from the present, resisting campus bullying!” 在最后的最后吉米呼吁到:“让我们从现在行动起来,抵制校园霸凌！” This documentary film two weeks ago begins broadcasting, one week broadcasts one volume, at present the viewing ratio leads the field in BBC and ABC documentary film. Everybody very gossip wanted to know the Doom former story. 这部纪录片两周前开播,一周播一集,目前收视率在BBC和ABC纪录片中独占鳌头。大家都很八卦的想要知道杜姆从前的故事。 Everybody present also knew, is hiding fearful facial features under the Doom's steel mask, is similar to had been nipped the corpse same( like this Jimmy Canmore described). 大家现在也都知道了,在杜姆的钢铁面具下藏着一个可怕的面容,就如同被咬过的僵尸一样（吉米-坎莫尔是这样形容的）。 Therefore is hearing Doom symbolic „hā hā hā hā hā!” Time, in White House was looking that yesterday Pittsburgh just the person could not bear scold one to New York Giant football game playbacking result broken President: „! Our network security department is false? Said that they do like cleaning restroom? Can't make me watch a sports match peacefully?” 所以在听到杜姆标志性的“哈哈哈哈哈！”的时候,正在白宫里看昨天匹兹堡刚人对纽约巨人橄榄球赛回放结果被打断的总统忍不住骂了一声:“XXXXX！我们的网络安全部门是假的吗？还是说他们那么喜欢洗厕所？就不能让我安静的看完一场球赛？” „Why that was leading the disfigured of mask appear on the television station? It is not my speech live transmission!( The US President important speech can interrupt all normal broadcasts program direct emergency broadcasts)” President your excellency is not very happy. Football game most essential finally attacks, the New York Giant team also falls behind one to reach. As the fan of Giant team, President mister urgent wants to see that finally attacks is the victory is the defeat. But at this time competed is broken, you thought that he will be happy? “为什么那个带着面具的丑八怪又出现在了电视台上？又不是我的演讲直播！（美国总统重要演讲会打断所有正常播放的节目直接插播）”总统阁下心情很不好。橄榄球赛最关键的最后一攻,纽约巨人队还落后一个达阵。作为巨人队的球迷,总统先生迫切的想要看到最后一攻是胜是败。而这个时候比赛被打断,你觉得他会爽吗？ This looks like looked that Bassar three is even than Third World War with Real Madrid, an overtime period 30 second of vanguard came straight to the point the one-to-one duel goalkeeper finally prepared to lift foot shooting the time, finally suddenly came. the President speech to break last picture same 这就像是看巴萨和皇马三比三战平,加时赛最后三十秒前锋单刀直入一对一单挑门将准备抬脚射门的时候,结果突然来了段总统演讲打断了最后一个画面一样。 Any fan wants to pull out knife kill at this time. President has decided that the new network safety department directors also roll to sweep the restroom! 任何一个球迷在这个时候都想抽刀子杀人了。总统已经决定了,新的网络安全部主任也滚去扫厕所吧！ „What ghost does this disfigured have to make?!” The President mister tone is not feeling well very much. “这个丑八怪有想要弄什么鬼？！”总统先生的语气很不爽。 The mood of network safety department director is not feeling well very much: „Person ugly multi- unseemly behavior! No wonder will be given bullying!” 网络安全部主任的心情也很不爽:“人丑多作怪！怪不得会被人给霸凌了！” William and his passenger from the Times Square screen, heard the Doom's sound from the radio on vehicle. Two people cannot bear roll the eyes, the heart said: Did that disfigured come? 威廉和他的乘客从时代广场的屏幕上,从车上的收音机里都听到了杜姆的声音。两人忍不住翻白眼,心说:那个丑八怪又来了？ Was talking over in psychology in all people: 【Disfigured do not turn on lamp, makes black screen continue】 Time. The retransmission picture has shone suddenly, was long compared with middle-aged male appear that Beckham must lead in the video picture. 就在所有人都在心理念叨着:【丑八怪别把灯打开,就让黑屏一直持续下来】的时候。转播画面突然亮了起来,一个长得比贝克汉姆还要帅的中年型男出现在了视频画面中。 He used to be full of magnetic voice to speak of: „US friends, world's friends, hello! Your old friend — — Doom — — came back!” 他用充满了磁性的嗓音说到:“美国的朋友们,世界的朋友们,你们好啊！你们的老朋友——杜姆——又回来了！”
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