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US is the fatty many countries, moreover what very damn is many fat people did not acknowledge that oneself is fat. Yes, they kill will not acknowledge that oneself is fat, most people said: „My skeleton is long quite in a big way.” Or: „I am not fat, is only quite strong.” 美国是个胖子很多的国家,而且很该死的是很多胖子并不承认自己胖。是的,他们打死都不会承认自己胖的,大多数人都是说:“我的骨架长得比较大而已。”或者说:“我不胖,只是比较壮而已。” They refuse to acknowledge that oneself is at obese condition fact, and who must dare to work as was saying facing them 【Fatty】 【Fat pig】 【Pig man】 And so on words and expressions, even if were not to them were saying that this likely initiated a murder case. 他们拒绝承认自己处于肥胖状态这一事实,并且谁要敢当着面对他们说【胖子】【肥猪】【猪佬】之类的词语,哪怕不是对着他们说的,这都很可能引发一起血案。 Naturally, although on the mouth did not acknowledge oneself to gain weight, however a not allow to neglect issue. That was many people goes out walks continually thinks tired. 当然了,虽然嘴巴上不承认自己长得胖,但是不容忽视的一个问题。那就是很多人出门连走路都觉得累了。 In US some large-scale supermarkets also provide special transportation vehicle — — the small electric truck that uses in the supermarket. If must describe that its modeling, that is the China common old person three rounds electric cars, smaller seat design that but the entire volume makes spaciously.. 在美国的一些大型超市还提供一种特殊的交通工具——在超市里使用的小电动车。如果要形容它的造型的话,那就是中国常见的老人三轮电动车,只不过整个体积做的更小一点座位设计的更宽大一点。。 First to the US person thinks that this is the US supermarket humanity respect for elders care for the young to the convenient vehicle that the senior citizen provides. However in fact is not this. Sits in fact is some 300~400 near big fat people who on truly these vehicles shops! 很多初次到美国的人会以为这是美国超市人性化尊老爱幼给老年人提供的便利用车。但是实际上并不是这样的。真正坐在这些车上购物的实际上是都是些三四百近的大胖子！ They could not take a walk saying that can only depend upon to sit on the electric car lives. 他们根本走不动道了,只能依靠坐在电动车上生活。 No matter the US fat people did acknowledge, but US truly is on world one of the obese degree highest several countries. The world health organization in fact already the innumerable circular US authority, they have needed to control the obese degree of national. 不管美国胖子们承不承认,但是美国确实是世界上肥胖程度最高的几个国家之一。世界卫生组织实际上早就已经无数次通告美国当局,他们需要控制一下国民的肥胖程度了。 However US several President are at a loss, they can only shout: „Obese is their freedoms. We are the free countries.” 但是美国几任总统都束手无策,他们只能喊出:“肥胖是他们的自由。我们是自由的国家。” Good, this reason talked nonsense very much. The real reason is the US diet structure. US the price of meat egg milk product was inexpensive, even said that is very cheap. 好吧,这个理由很扯淡。真实原因是美国的饮食结构。美国的肉蛋奶产品的价格一直不贵,甚至说很便宜。 Two USD can buy very big one bottle of milk, seven USD can buy large package cheese, three USD Bacon pieces can make general Asian eat to the full. 两美元可以买很大一瓶的牛奶了,七美元能买一大包芝士,三美元的培根片能让一般的亚洲人吃饱。 However at the same time, other food were very expensive. For example the soybean milk, was very expensive in US in China breakfast two Yuan Renminbi one cup of soybean milk, is more expensive than the coffee in the US Starbucks soybean milk. 但是与此同时,其他的一些食物就很贵了。比如说豆浆,在中国早餐两元人民币一杯的豆浆在美国就很贵了,在美国星巴克豆浆比咖啡贵。 The supermarket buys two USD milk same volumes the soybean milk to need to spend three USD, block tofu must sell to four to five USD. Chicken of bean product manufacture( in fact and vegetarian chicken looks like to sell a 7~8 USD small bag very much). 超市买两美元牛奶同体积的豆浆需要花费三美元,一小盒豆腐要卖到四到五美元。豆制品制作的鸡肉（实际上和素鸡很像）要卖到七八美元一小袋。 Tofu soybean milk and so on albumen is considered as compared with an animal protein healthier food, because they do not have too many fat and cholesterol, expensive that therefore the price also adds. 豆腐豆浆之类的植物蛋白被认为是比动物蛋白更加健康的食品,因为它们没有太多的油脂和胆固醇,所以价格也加的贵。 But similarly the truth can also apply mechanically on other food, the carbonated drink in US dominates besides many people likes this flavor, what is more important is the small advantage. The American family dining room carbonated drink drinks to heart's content. The drink of fruit juice class is expensive. 而同样道理也可以套用在其他的食品上,碳酸饮料在美国大行其道除了很多人喜欢这个味道以外,更重要的是便宜。美式家庭餐厅碳酸饮料都是畅饮。果汁类的饮料则偏贵。 Haagen-Daz and so on ice cream is also very cheap in US, USD two USD of small cup attire can buy. Must sell a 30~40 Renminbi small cup in China. 还有哈根达斯之类的冰淇淋在美国也很便宜,小杯装的一美元两美元就买得到。在中国要卖到三四十人民币一小杯。 The fruit and vegetable are also the similar truth, some vegetables sell compared with the meat egg product expensive is also very normal. 水果和蔬菜也是同样的道理,有的蔬菜卖的比肉蛋产品贵也是很正常的。 In brief is this, many quantity of heat/calories are extremely high very much and has the food of attraction to sell in US to the person extremely cheap. 总之就是这样,很多热量极高而且对人很有诱惑力的食物在美国卖的极其便宜。 Therefore why US cannot get down obese, even a poorer person fatter feeling? Because the income not high person is very difficult maintains the so-called healthy diet condition, to a family. The words of guarantee healthy diet, that means that food expenditure needs to increase. 所以为什么美国的肥胖下不去,甚至有一种越穷的人越胖的感觉？因为收入不高的人很难保持所谓的健康饮食状态,对一个家庭来说。保证健康饮食的话,那意味着食物开支需要增加很多。 Many American, including the middle class, their living standards maintain at a condition of balanced revenues and expenditures. Each month income and debt just balance, will not undermine this balanced easily, will not have too the unnecessary money to save. This and habits and customs of Asian extremely different. 许多美国人,包括中产阶级,他们的生活水平都是维持在一个收支平衡的状态。每个月的收入和负债都是刚好平衡,轻易不会打破这种平衡,也不会有太多多余的钱存下来。这和亚洲人的生活习惯极其的不同。 Therefore many American refuse to acknowledge oneself to be fat, however their innermost feelings very clear oneself truly are fat, moreover there are various diseases and is unhealthy. However they are actually incapable of changing. 所以很多美国人拒绝承认自己胖,但是他们的内心很清楚自己确实是胖,而且有各种疾病和不健康。但是他们却无力改变。 Everyone knows that has the chest muscles to have the man of abdominal muscles to receive the woman to welcome, everybody also knows that has the woman of horse A-wire and juicy peach buttocks has fatal attraction to the man. 谁都知道有胸肌有腹肌的男人更受女人欢迎,大家也知道有马甲线和蜜桃臀的女人对男人有着致命的吸引力。 However most people cannot achieve, is matches fitness meal many people unable to insist merely. When Kitty has one type to control the diet structure Genetic Ability that and is fast thin, US domestic online has also blasted out the pot. 但是大多数人是做不到的,仅仅是搭配健身餐许多人就坚持不下来。所以当凯蒂有一种能让人控制饮食结构并且快速瘦下来的基因能力的时候,美国国内的网上也炸开了锅。 The Country of Fat nationals have started an intense discussion. 脂肪之国的国民们展开了一场激烈的讨论。 Internet users A: „Heard, Tuvalu has studied a new losing weight gene, can help the person control the goal that the diet structure achieved the downsizing!” 网民A:“听说了吗,图瓦卢研究了一种新的减肥基因,能帮人控制饮食结构达到瘦身的目的！” Internet users B: „Continues, I heard that can also control the diabetes, hypertension and hyperglycemia.” 网民B:“不止呢,我听说还能控制糖尿病,高血压和高血糖。” Internet users C: „Heard, only then mutant can use.” 网民C:“不过听说只有变种人才能用啊。” Netizen D: „Why? Why! Only sold to mutant not to sell to the average person? Their this is the racial discrimination!” 网友D:“为什么？凭什么啊！只卖给变种人不卖给普通人？他们这是种族歧视！” Netizen A explanation: „Heard that this is an ability of variant gene, after having used, became mutant.” 网友A解答:“听说这是一种变种基因的能力,用了以后就成变种人了。” Netizen B digression: „Becoming mutant is also appropriate! Heard not only can treat these diseases that I said that but can also treat the coronary disease, thrombus, cardiovascular hardening reduction stroke possibility.” 网友B插话:“成为变种人也合适啊！听说不光能治疗我说的那些疾病,还能治疗冠心病,血栓,心血管硬化减少中风的可能呢。” Netizen D: „Therefore the key can the downsizing? My present body weight 450 jin (0.5 kg), one month had not gone out took a walk, stands 10 minutes my foot to hurt not to be good. I urgently needed want to be thin now.” 网友D:“所以关键能不能瘦身？我现在体重四百五十斤,已经有一个多月没有出门散步了,站起来十分钟我的脚就疼到不行。我现在急需要瘦下来。” Netizen A: „Can be thin, the major function wants to be thin.” 网友A:“可以瘦,主要功能就是要瘦下来。” Netizen D: „: D can be thin on the line, I have not cared to turn into mutant now. When can this medicine go on the market?” 网友D:“:D能瘦下来就行,我现在已经不在乎会不会变成变种人了。这药什么时候能上市？” „Estimate is very difficult to go on the market, probably Tuvalu has not planned in the plan of US listing. Heard that some people were inquiring this matter, Tuvalu only planned that uses this medicament in mutant of oneself own country.” Netizen A told the netizen a D unfortunate news. “估计很难上市吧,好像图瓦卢并没有打算在美国上市的打算。听说已经有一些人在打听这件事了,图瓦卢只打算在自己本国的变种人使用这种药剂。”网友A告诉网友D一个不幸的消息。 But in some city of California, a 450 jin (0.5 kg) big fatty angry raising table of, and loudly exclaimed: „This is discriminating against our US fatty! I want the organization fat people to parade! We have authority that is thin!” 而在加利福尼亚的某个城市,一个四百五十斤的大胖子愤怒的掀桌,并且大吼道:“这是在歧视我们美国的胖子！我要组织胖子游行！我们也有瘦下来的权力！” But in the network was discussing Kitty the function of new X Gene medicament crazily, US public network again by some signal kidnapping. 而就在网络上疯狂的讨论着凯蒂的新X基因药剂的作用时,美国公共网络再一次被某个信号给绑架了。 The directors of US state network safe bureau were soon insane, he hand/subordinate was roaring to oneself: „What's the matter! Previous Doom has kidnapped our signal, then caused that big matter. I make you strengthen the network firewall, how to have problems.” 美国国家网络安全局的主任快要疯了,他对着自己手下咆哮道:“怎么回事！上一次杜姆绑架了我们的信号,然后弄出了那么大的事情。我让你们加强网络防火墙的,怎么又出问题了。” Programmers hand/subordinate look saying of embarrassment: „We have made the optimization and patch in view of the previous time loophole, but this intruder walks is not the previous time loophole.” 手下的程序员们面露难色的说道:“我们针对上次的漏洞已经做了优化和补丁,但是这次入侵者走的不是上一次的漏洞。” The director narrowed the eye to catch key point: „Therefore our background system incessantly loophole?” 主任眯着眼睛抓到了重点:“所以说我们的后台系统不止一个漏洞？” The programmers complexion was uglier: „This, this I was not very clear. This huge construction is not we complete independently. Several thousand people for the entire safenet work, where perhaps were making a mistake were uncertain.” 程序员们脸色更难看了:“这个,这个我也不是很清楚了。这个庞大的架构也不是我们这些人独立完成的。数千人都在为整个安全网络工作,说不定什么地方出错了也不一定。” The director deeply inspired, lets saying that oneself is tranquil as far as possible: „Good, then other damn the reason abandons first. Let us clarify a matter, that who has kidnapped our network.” 主任深吸了一口气,尽量让自己平静下来的说道:“好吧,那么把其他见鬼的原因先抛开。让我们弄清楚一件事,那就是到底谁劫持了我们的网络。” The opposite programmers just prepared opens the mouth not to open the mouth with enough time, US all public signal channels are disturbed to cut. Then a somewhat familiar and strange sound conveys through the network. 对面的程序员们刚准备开口还没有来得及开口的时候,美国所有的公共信号频道都被干扰切换。然后一个有些熟悉又陌生的声音通过网络传来。 That is unscrupulous laughing: „hā hā hā hā hā!” 那是一阵肆无忌惮的大笑:“哈哈哈哈哈哈！”
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