ButZheng XianandWeather Witchwere closely examinedvariousissuesaboutnewX Medicineby the oneselffriends and relativesmerelyare being only a start.
而郑贤和天气女巫被自己的亲戚朋友追问着各种关于新X药剂的问题仅仅只是一个开始而已.
The information that afterKittydisclosed the increasing number of peopleknow, there areincreasing number of peopleto startto the oneselffriends and relativesto inquireexistence of thismedicament. Andstartsto haveincreasing number of peopleto cometo seekpossibly the way of purchasethroughvariousmethods.
当凯蒂透露的信息被越来越多的人知道之后,也有越来越多的人开始向自己的亲戚朋友打听这个药剂的存在了.并且开始有越来越多的人来通过各种方法来寻求可能购买的方式.Why do somethese manypeoplestartbecomesofrantic? Evenlooked for the relationsto findinS.P.E.A.R.to comecontinually?
为什么有这么多人开始变得如此狂热?甚至连找关系都找到神矛局里面来了?In factis very goodto understand, because of a verysimplesocial phenomenon. Thatwasin the presentsocietyfattywere getting more and more, particularly the obesity of children'sandyoung people are a verycommonphenomenon.
实际上很好理解,因为一个很简单的社会现象.那就是现在社会上胖子越来越多了,尤其是儿童与青少年的肥胖已经是一个很常见的现象.But the young peopledietnon-ruleandtakes intallYougao the sugarfoodto be also commonexcessively. The deliciousthingmajorityare unhealthy, looks like the fried chickens, looks like the sweet and sourspareribs, orisvarioustypes of cakes.
而年轻人饮食不规律和过度的摄入高油高糖的食物也非常普遍.好吃的东西大多数都不健康,就像是炸鸡,就像是糖醋排骨,亦或者是各种蛋糕.Every daybecause of the workreason, the person who can only have the fast-food are also many. Subhealthy that subhealthy, eatsparticularlyisoneis now commonin the society, wasas forpuzzling the issues of manypeople.
还有因为工作原因,每天只能吃快餐的人也很多.亚健康,尤其是吃出来的亚健康在当今社会已经是一个非常普遍,乃至于困扰了许多人的一个问题.Everyonehopesoneselfto be able the life of health, butis not everyone has the conditionto go to the life of health. Reasonablematchingdiet, every daysuitableexercise. Said that is very simple, butin factmost peoplecannot achieve.
谁都希望自己能健康的生活,但是并不是每个人都有条件去健康的生活.合理的搭配饮食,每天适当的锻炼.说起来很简单,但是实际上大多数人都做不到.But the primary cause that cannot achieveis not having the timewithfirst, seconddoes not have the self-control.
而做不到的主要原因在与第一没有时间,第二没有自制力.Everybodyknows that subhealthyis not good, the young people who the 30year40yearstartsto suffer fromvariousdiseases of the agedwere getting more and more. Althoughcannotsaycompletelybecause of the reason of diet, butcannotdeny that the dietunhealthyplayed the importantcauseinthisinside.
大家都知道亚健康不好,三十岁四十岁就开始罹患各种老年病的年轻人越来越多了.虽然不能说全部都是因为饮食的原因,但是也不能否认饮食不健康在这里面起到了重要的诱因.Does not only eatfat, nutritionandquantity of heat/calories that reasonableabsorptiononeselfneeds. The crowd that thisabilityfaces is not only only these female who wantsto maintainis slim, or is to lose weight, butalsodoes not have the fatty of enoughwillcontroldiet.
光吃不胖,合理的吸收自己需要的营养和热量.这项能力面对的人群不仅仅只是那些想要保持身材苗条的女性,或者是想要减肥但是又没有足够毅力控制饮食的胖子.
A manysubhealthyclan, theirurgentneedabilityhelpsthemcontrol the oneselfunhealthydiet. In the life in bigcity, everybodyliveslike the hunting. Manypeoplesimplydo not have the timeto stopto adjustoneself, perhapsoncebecausewill stopto be eliminatedby the city.
还有更多的亚健康一族,他们迫切的需要这种能力来帮助他们控制自己不健康的饮食.在大城市的生活中,大家都活得像是在狩猎一样.许多人根本没有时间停下来调整自己,因为一旦停下来恐怕就会被城市淘汰.ThereforefirststartsfromChina, the Chinamutantthingoffice and mutanttrade unionevery dayhittingto explodebyvarioustypes of telephones.
所以首先从中国开始,中国的变种人员事物办公室和变种人工会每天都被各种电话给打爆了.mutanttrade unionYaochairman of Yangtze Delta Regionfelt that oneselfwas soon insane.
长三角地区的变种人工会姚主席感觉自己快要疯了.„No, no, Ihave not heard the country to announce that mustimport the plan of thismedicament.”Yaochairmangrasped a 5.5cuns (2.5 cm)cell phoneto saytotelephonethatwithhisgianthand.
“不,没有,我还没有听到国家有宣布要进口这种药剂的打算.”姚主席用他巨大的手掌握着一个只有5.5寸的手机对着电话那头说着.„Right, did not wantto look forme. Heredoes not have. Youaskeduselessly, hedid not have. Do not saymythissmallrole. Good, did not wantto telephone, did not havereally!”
“对,不要在找我了.我这里真的没有.你去问都没用,他也没有.更不要说我这种小角色了.好了,不要在打电话了,真的没有!”Hanging that Yaochairmanis sick oftelephone, revealedonenot to know that isface that criedorsmiles. After retiredlifeis a little bored, every daymustdeal withthesematters. Might as wellhappyhittingbasketball.
姚主席厌烦的挂掉了电话,露出了一张不知道是哭还是笑的脸.退役以后的生活有点无聊,每天都要应付这些事情.还不如愉快的打篮球呢.But the trouble that Yaochairmanfacesmerelyis onlyin the innumerableChinaleadershipnot worthy of mentioningone. Because ofopening of Chinatomutantmanner, Chinathisinvolves the unceasingpersonsnares of love, in additionwhichfamily/homenottwomutantrelatives. chairmancannotbe unconventional.
而姚主席面对的麻烦仅仅只是无数中国领导中微不足道的一种而已.因为中国对变种人态度的开放,中国这牵扯不断的人情网,再加上谁家没有两个变种人亲戚啊.主席也不能免俗啊.Authorityagainhighhow? Hasn't wanted the friends and relativesreally? It is not the dictatorshipprotagonist who in the networkmurdersresoluteunfeelingdoes not needanysentiment, the personlivesinthisworldalwayshasto involve, chairmanis no exception.
权位再高又如何?难道还真的不要亲戚朋友了?又不是网络中杀伐果决冷酷无情不需要任何感情的独裁型主角,人活在这个世上总是有牵扯的,主席也不例外.Thereforebewilderedunresthas swept acrossChina, finally the centralbig shotcannot withstand the pressure( pressure and Zheng Xianventilationfromfamily): ” ContactsTuvalu'sKittyPresidentas soon as possible, those whoclarifiedherto saywasreallyorfalse. Iffirstmakessomemedicament, wedoto test. Ifeasy-to-use, perhapsthencanpromote. ”
于是一场莫名其妙的风潮席卷了中国,最后中央的大佬顶不住压力(来自家庭的压力)和郑贤通气:”尽快接触图瓦卢的凯蒂总统,弄清楚她说的是真的还是假的.要是真的就先弄一些药剂来,我们做下实验.要是好用的话,那么说不定可以推广一下.”Chinaquick of under decision, however a belowquickerpersonalsohas.中国的决定下的很快,但是下的更快的人还有.Do not forget, initiallyLi Jietolet a Doomround of meritstirred the excrementto promisehim[ Beauty Xnew life medicine] Eastern European30country20yearexclusive marketing rights.
不要忘记了,当初李杰为了让杜姆发功搅屎可是许诺了他[X美丽新生药剂]东欧三十国二十年的独家销售权的.
„ Therefore,
“所以,Doctor Doom, isyousend the merit the time. ” WhenLi Jiehad the smiling faceto find the Doom'stime, Doomwas also smiling. Smilesis very bright. Thisisonetype the happiness of coming fromheart, althoughLi Jiehas not adapted toDoomto growonenowcompared with the face that Beckham must lead.杜姆博士,是你发功的时候了.”当李杰带着笑容找到杜姆的时候,杜姆也正在笑.笑的很灿烂.这是一种来自于心底的高兴,虽然李杰还不适应杜姆现在长了一张比贝克汉姆还要帅的脸.HoweverDoomisveryhappyLi Jie'sarrives, hismoodjoyfulsaying: ” Yousaid that thesewantthroughX Medicine, andwantsto eliminate the news that allmutant'spoliticians and opposition factionswill hearmesoonto issueafterX Medicinewill be what kind of? ”
但是杜姆还是很高兴李杰的到来,他心情愉悦的说道:”你说那些想要通过X药剂,并且想要通过X药剂消灭所有变种人的政客和反对派听到我即将发布的消息以后将会怎么样?”Li Jiethinks: ” Will emm, very muchperhaps be angry? Stamping one's foot of air/Qi? ”李杰想了想:”emm,说不定会很生气?气的跳脚?”„hā hā hā hā!”Doom: ” Stamping one's foot of air/Qi? No , to continue! Iftheyknow that Tuvaluexpands the newbornX Medicinefundto originatefromthemcompletely, thentheymaynot bestamping one's foot of air/Qi. Probablymustbe madwantedto commit suicide. ”
“哈哈哈哈!”杜姆:”气的跳脚?不,不止!如果他们知道图瓦卢扩建新生X药剂的资金全部来源于他们,那么他们可就不是气的跳脚了.大概是要气的想要自杀了.”Li Jieshrugged: ” Lets him do what he pleases, thesemoneydo not neednot to usein any casewhite/in vain. ”李杰摊了摊手:”管他呢,反正这些钱不用白不用.”Doomappreciationlooks atLi Jie saying: ” Borrows necessary equipment, then regardsgold/metalDanmaito go backegg. Yougiveallpeopleto dig a today'sendocrater! ”杜姆欣赏的看着李杰说道:”借鸡生蛋,然后再把鸡蛋当成金蛋卖回去.你给所有人刨了一个今天巨坑啊!”„? Right? The innocentexpression that” a Li Jiefacedoes not thinksaid: ” But is thatalso what kind of? Do youcare? ”
“哦?是吗?”李杰一脸毫无所觉的无辜表情说道:”但是那又怎么样呢?你在乎吗?”Doomshakes the head: „Ido not care.”杜姆摇头:“我不在乎.”Li Jielets go: ” Yes, Ido not care! ”李杰摊手:”是啊,我也不在乎!”Two peoplehave looked at each otherone, suddenlythought that has the tacit understandingvery much, thencould not bearsmiletogether: ” hā hā hā hā! ” Was similar toachievesevilplanvillainto be the same, two peoplelaughterreverberationswere not looseinDoom'sCastle Doomfor a very long time.
两人对视了一眼,忽然觉得很有默契,然后忍不住一起笑了出来:”哈哈哈哈!”如同达成了邪恶计划的反派一样,两人的笑声回荡在杜姆的毁灭城堡中久久不散.StartsinChinawith the Tuvalucontact, wantsto understandnew life medicine2.0editioneffecthowtimes that KittyPresidentsaid.
就在中国开始和图瓦卢接触,想要了解凯蒂总统说的新生药剂2.0版本效果如何的时候.InUS and the European countryother side of the oceanalsostartedto knowslowly when KittyPresidentlive transmissiontheseinformation that said.
在大洋彼岸的美国和欧洲国家也开始慢慢知道了凯蒂总统直播时说的那些信息了.Actuallyandcompared withChina, the Americanmouthobeseissueistrueserious. In the USmost seriousdiscriminationdoes not curse at people[ black], butcurses at people[ damned fatty][ fat pig].
其实和中国相比,美国人口肥胖的问题才是真正的严重.在美国最严重的歧视不是骂人[黑鬼]而是骂人[死胖子][肥猪].Yes, right. On the USavenuecurses at people[ damned fatty] youneedto completeare killed, andwas ganged up to surround and beaten up the plan that kills.
是的,没错.在美国大街上骂人[死胖子]你需要做好被人打死,并且是被围殴打死的打算.Thisis one-third adultshas the obesetendencycountry. Fat, thisis the characteristics of UScountrynational. Youdareto open the mouthto curse at people[ damned fatty], thenyoudeclared wartothisnational one-third nationals.
这是一个1成年人都有肥胖倾向的国家.胖,这是美国国家国民的特色.你敢开口骂人[死胖子]那么你就是向这个国家1的国民宣战了.WhenKittyEat Without Fat Genein the Chinaheat degreestartsto burntoUScomes, thisfat the nationals on countrystartto burst with joy.
而当凯蒂吃不胖基因在中国的热度开始烧到美国来的时候,这个脂肪上的国家的国民们开始沸腾了.
The entirenetstartsloudlyto discuss,discussedthisgadget is really the vacation.
全网都开始大讨论,讨论这玩意儿到底是真是假.
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