DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#340: extraterrestrial observation plan (Last Part)


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In fact you left Earth already the 20 many years, Earth's technology in unceasing progressive.” Regarding nod of Li Jie's words Star Lord approves very much: Yes.” “实际上你离开地球已经二十多年了,地球的技术是在不断的进步的。”对于李杰的星爵很认同的点了点头:“是啊。” Yeah. When he on humankind Moon wanted the internaionally broadcast in childhood, moreover makes like the incomparably grand holiday. Now the humankind footsteps visit Neptune, naturally progressed. 可不是嘛。在他小时候的时候人类上个月球要全球直播,而且还弄得像个无比盛大的节日一样。现在人类的脚步都踏足海王星了,当然是进步了很多。 Li Jie saying that continues to tempt gradually good: Actually is not only the development of various military technical and professional fields. We also had the considerable development in the entertainment industry. Does not know that you still did have to look at the Star Wars series and end matter big movie in the Earth's time in the past?” 李杰继续循序善诱的说道:“其实不仅仅是军用技术和各种专业领域的发展。在娱乐产业上我们也有了长足的发展。不知道你当年还在地球的时候有没有看过星球大战系列和终结者大电影?” Naturally! Must look!” Star Lord reply without hesitation: Looked Star Wars time I want the incarnation to become the adventurer in universe, but has not thought that really finally vainly hoped for truly became real.” Star Lord some half awkward, half thing is the person non- sigh. “当然的!必须看过啊!”星爵毫不犹豫的回答道:“看完星球大战的时候我就想要化身成为宇宙中的冒险者,不过还真的没有想到最后梦想确实成真了。”星爵有些半尴尬,半物是人非的感叹。 Was a pity very much, the second section of end matter series I have not seen to the present. At that time I was kidnapped to leave Earth.” “不过很可惜,终结者系列的第二部我到现在还没有看到。那个时候我就被绑架离开了地球。” Li Jie smiled, draws a very big box from the oneself side, inside thinks of full big box of blue light high-definition 4 K compact disc. He was saying to Star Lord: Then congratulates you, you can look at blue light high-definition 4 K reset version «End matter 2» now. I must say that Arnold Schwarzenegger T800 in this is in his screen profession display the most splendid role. After behind he takes part in government the retirement, again has not made such good movie. Hollywood also lost a top dauntless man.” 李杰笑了笑,从自己的侧边拉过来一个非常大的箱子,里面装着满满一大箱的蓝光高清4K光盘。他对着星爵说道:“那么恭喜你,你现在可以看蓝光高清4K重置版的《终结者2》了。我必须要说阿诺施瓦辛格的T800在这一部里是他荧幕生涯中表现最出色的一个角色。后面他从政退役以后就再也没有拍过这么好的电影了。好莱坞也失去了一个顶级硬汉。” Star Lord inconceivable looks at Li Jie, his both eyes stare in a big way: What? Arnold does Schwarzenegger take part in government? He? Is long with the Drax the Destroyer same muscle, can he take part in government?” 星爵不可思议的看着李杰,他的双眼瞪得大大的:“什么?阿诺施瓦辛格从政?就他?长得和毁灭者德拉克斯一样的肌肉,他能从政?” Li Jie touches the chin, this was saying vaguely the muscle big men very much didn't have the brain? Is this black? In fact is Star Lord jealous the muscle strong man to have the stature line compared with him? 李杰摸了摸下巴,这算是在隐晦的说肌肉大的男人都很无脑吗?这算不算是黑?实际上星爵只是妒忌肌肉猛男比他有身材线条? „The matter that you cannot think of also has.” Li Jie gave in the hand of Star Lord to say attire full dāng dāng the box of high-definition blue light 4 KDVD small dish: „After the Star Wars trilogy terminates, 90s restarted again.” “你想不到的事情还有很多呢。”李杰把装的满满当当的高清蓝光4KDVD碟的箱子交给到了星爵的手上说道:“还有星球大战三部曲完结之后再九十年代又重启了。” „Before George Lucas has manufactured Star Wars, passes on the trilogy. Makes up «Motive power Awakening» that the setting uses and «Rogue One»., You can regard beyond to look.” 乔治-卢卡斯制作了星球大战前传三部曲。还有补足设定用的《原力觉醒》和《侠盗一号》。,你可以当成番外看。” To let you lives in the day of waiting examination transit is not quite bored, I have selected this 20 for many years good movies specially. «The Titanic» this suits with your girlfriend looks together, «Transformers» honorable person movie, HBO classical war soap opera «Band of Brothers».” Li Jie is turning these DVD capsules while said like this. “为了让你们在等待审批过境的日子里生活不太无聊,我特别甄选了一些这二十多年来的不错的电影。《泰坦尼克号》这适合和你的女朋友一起看,还有《变形金刚》真人电影,HBO的经典战争电视剧《兄弟连》。”李杰一边翻着这些DVD的封壳一边这样说道。 «Game of Thrones» «Downtown Abbey» «Sherlock Holmes» «Gladiator» «300» «Spartacus: Blood and sand», if naturally you want with ease in this also to have various animation works. For example «Naruto» «One Piece» anything.” “还有《权力的游戏》《唐顿庄园》《大侦探福尔摩斯》《角斗士》《斯巴达300》《斯巴达克斯:血与沙》,当然如果你们想要轻松一点的话这里面还有各种动漫作品。比如《火影忍者》《海贼王》什么的。” In Li Jie's big box attire was too full, he even installed many plate of pieces not to have the means including the first level to introduce completely clearly. After he has handed over in the hand of Star Lord, said: These are the English editions, you can understand probably. As for your companion, you have the intelligence to translate the equipment probably.” 李杰的大箱子里装的太满了,他甚至连第一层装了多少碟片都没办法完全介绍清楚。他只是交到了星爵的手里后说道:“这些都是英语版本的,你大概听得懂。至于你的同伴,你们好像是有智能翻译设备吧。” wow, the Star Lord expression was indescribable, the expression that he can only make now is: wow. 哇哦,星爵的表情无法形容,他现在唯一能做的表情就是:哇哦 It looks like the opposite Earth Federation official truly is having the good intentions. Because had not heard that place detains the criminal also looks to their these many movies and soap operas. Although left continuing of several series movies to make Star Lord to know outside, many movie television anime name he listened not to listen. 看起来对面的这个地球联邦的官员确实是带着善意的。因为从来没有听说过那个地方关押犯人还会给他们这么多的电影和电视剧看。虽然出了几个系列电影的续作星爵知道以外,很多电影电视动画的名字他听都没听过。 However this does not hinder him to feel interests to these things very much. On such as Li Jie said that the social progress the 20 many years, Star Lord had the reason to believe the photographies of these entertainment movies definitely also flew upwards a new altitude. 但是这并不妨碍他对这些东西很感兴趣。就如李杰说的,社会进步了二十多年,星爵有理由相信这些娱乐电影的拍摄肯定也飞升到了一个新高度。 We have placed the theater system of IMAX rank for the place that you lived in temporarily, “我们为你们暂时住的地方安置了IMAX级别的影院系统, Moreover is five. Like this you can look for the thing that oneself likes to look or play respectively. ” What although Star Lord cannot understand IMAX is, but probably is a very fierce thing? As for Nintendo Famicom that you said that said that I can make one to you. However it is estimated that you had no way to play Super Mario on 100 square meters great curtain, such feared the picture too to be fuzzy. I will make a 20 inch color television to play to you to you. However spoke of here me to think that you made to recommend.” Li Jie was saying this saying time towed to entrain a big box from oneself. 而且是五个。这样你们可以各自找自己喜欢的东西看或者是玩。”虽然星爵听不懂IMAX是什么,但是好像是个很厉害的东西?“至于你说的任天堂红白机,说真的我可以给你弄一台来。但是估计你没法在100平米的巨幕上玩超级马里奥了,那样恐怕画面会太模糊了。我会给你弄个二十寸的彩电给你玩。但是说到这里我必须要想你做一下推荐。”李杰说着这话的时候从自己右边又拖拽出了一个大箱子。 He uses a proud tone to introduce: Recently these top products of 20 year humankind electronic game machine: Sony PS4PRO, Microsoft XBOX- ONE- X, Nintendo Switch! PSV , 3 DS of palm machine, several Dell most top extraterrestrial computers!” 他用一种略带自豪的语气介绍到:“最近二十人类电子游戏机的这些顶尖的产品:索尼的PS4PRO,微软的XBOX-ONE-X,任天堂的Switch!还有掌机的PSV,3DS,还有几台戴尔最顶级外星人电脑!” And I have also prepared the magnanimous game for you! «God of War» series, «Uncharted» series, «GTA5», «Super Mario: Odyssey» «Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild» «Horizon: Li Ming (Dawn) Dawning» wait/etc.. Over 8.5 of IGN grading since 10 years was good to play I to help you collect, you can optional played!” “并且我还为你准备了海量游戏!《战神》系列,《神秘海域》系列,《GTA5》,《超级马里奥:奥德赛》《塞尔达传说:荒野之息》《地平线:黎明曙光》等等。从10年开始IGN评分在8.5以上的好游戏我都帮你们搜罗了过来,你们可以随意的去玩!” Li Jie incessant was saying: If wants to read also the E-books of some capacities for alcohol to look to you, including various Japan and US comics, as well as online literature of China wait/etc.. If your intelligent translation equipment is not very spirit, we can help to translate together .................. 李杰滔滔不绝的讲着:“如果想要阅读的话还有海量的电子书给你们看,包括各种东洋美国漫画,以及中国的网络文学等等。如果你们的智能翻译设备不是很灵的话,我们可以帮着一起翻译………………” Star Lord drags two big boxes to leave dizzy. Was Earthling so when warm? Temporarily detains gives back to these many benefits unexpectedly? Let the criminal optional amusement? 星爵拖着两个大箱子离开的时候还是晕晕乎乎的。地球人什么时候这么热情了?暂时关押居然还给这么多福利?让犯人随意玩乐? Even just that hood male also said can be Star Lord collects these years very good special edition. However also regret told Star Lord: Michael Jackson long ago deceased news. Star Lord felt for this reason is very sad. 甚至刚刚那个兜帽男还表示可以为星爵搜罗这些年来非常不错的专辑。但是也同时遗憾的告诉了星爵:迈克尔-杰克逊早些年已经去世的消息。星爵为此感觉很难过。 Even after Star Lord walks, Li Jie also starts with the computer record and classified cookbook and menu, as well as on Earth various some types of drink and liquor water, he planned that arranges in order a very detailed form to choose for Guardians of the Galaxy. 甚至在星爵走后,李杰还开始用电脑记载和分类菜谱和菜单,以及地球上有的各种饮料和酒水,他打算列一个非常详细的单子供银河护卫队选择。 Regarding this class Tony Stark a little has not understood that Li Jie wants to make any ghost, therefore he raised the question of oneself: You planned that regards Sir to raise them equally? I had not noticed that you have to whom such have been careful, perhaps sorcerer Lan like this had not been cared about by you.” 对此班托尼-史塔克有点没明白过来李杰到底想要弄什么鬼,所以他提出了自己的疑问:“你打算把他们当成大爷一样来养着吗?我可没看到你对谁有这么上心过,恐怕法师都没有被你这样关心过吧。” No, I compared this to care to her, but not needing show looked to you.” Reply that Li Jie does not lift Tony's issue: Why as for can such do? Do not think that this is them, when Sir raises. In fact we are carrying on a very serious social observation experiment.” “不,我对她比这可关心多了,只是没有必要秀给你看而已。”李杰头也不抬的回答着托尼的问题:“至于为什么要这么做?不要以为这是再把他们当大爷养。实际上我们在进行一场非常严肃的社会观察实验。” Work of Li Jie fast on processing oneself, the expression on his face is very serious. Simply when does not have just and Star Lord chatted carefree that mindless feeling. 李杰在飞快的处理自己手上的工作,他脸上的表情很严肃。根本没有刚刚和星爵畅快聊天时那种没心没肺的感觉。 But the Li Jie's words have also caused the Illuminati big shots consistent curious. Dr. Banner somewhat curious asking: What therefore you do want to observe?” 李杰的话也引起了光照会大佬们的一致好奇。班纳博士有些好奇的问道:“所以你想要观察什么?” About entertainment. In fact just Thor and Star Lord accidentally were disclosing a very slight small detail. That is the Earth's entertainment culture. Including good food, various types of drinks. Things of various playing, these things are other civilization lack.” “关于娱乐方面的。实际上刚刚托尔星爵都在无意中透露了一个非常细微的小细节。那就是地球的娱乐文化。包括美食,各种饮品。还有各种游玩的东西,这些东西都是其他文明所缺乏的。” Li Jie typed on the keyboard to consider: „It is not right, should not say that lacks. Should be said that does not have Earth such to multiply, they appear quite sole.” 李杰敲了敲键盘斟酌了一下:“不对,不应该说是缺乏。应该是说没有地球这么多元化,它们显得比较单一。” In fact with the communication of extraterrestrial civilization civilization is inevitable must occur. We when technical science and other aspects possibly comprehensively fall behind, how to base in this boundless universe?” “实际上和外星文明文明的沟通是不可避免的要发生的。我们在技术科学等方面可能全面落后的时候,如何在这茫茫宇宙中立足?” Li Jie stood got up to refer to outside Star Port the jet black universe saying distantly: This jet black universe is similar to the quietest deep sea. No one knows that is hiding anything. Our civilization are the tattered junk of travel on this endless deep sea. We do not have ten thousand tons huge ship, does not have the firm ship advantage artillery.” 李杰站了起来遥遥指了一下星港外漆黑的宇宙说道:“这漆黑的宇宙如同最静谧的深海。谁都不知道里面到底藏着什么。我们的文明不过是行驶在这无尽深海上的一艘破烂舢板。我们没有万吨巨轮,没有坚船利炮。” Now but we are duty-bound not to turn back hoists the sails to set sail, prepares to seek for our oneself piece of new heaven and earth in this endless jet black sea. Our civilization always suffer the tribulation, but this tribulation is not outside civilization brings every so often, but is our own creations.” “但是我们现在义无反顾的扬帆起航,准备在这无尽的漆黑之海中寻找我们自己的一片新天地。我们的文明总是饱经磨难,而这种磨难很多时候并不是地外文明带来的,而是我们自身创造的。” Although we kill one another, for some resources fall over one another. When the war or the dispute come to the end, would some people putting down weapon in hand, takes up fell the full dust the guitar, plays piano master that attractive black and white keyboard.” “虽然我们自相残杀,为了些许的资源你争我夺。但是当战争或者争执告一段落的时候,总会有人放下手中的武器,重新拿起已经落满灰尘的吉他,重新弹奏起钢琴师那漂亮的黑白琴键。” Our humankind will entertain very much, will understand very much how to smooth the grief. Could not be eating the age time of meat we to invent the ham canned food( sausage), deceived to anaesthetize oneself with this type of thing. Cuts the pink ham large expanse of places , in white porcelain tray, we would saying: Look! The life is not difficult, can I also eat the meat not?” “我们人类很会自娱自乐,也很会懂得如何抚平伤痛。在吃不到肉的年代时候我们发明了火腿罐头(火腿肠),用这种东西来欺骗麻醉自己。把粉红色的火腿切成片摆放在白色的瓷盘里的时候,我们总会说:瞧啊!生活还没有那么艰难,我还能吃着肉不是吗?” In the Great Depression years, the workers can save 50% early board to buy a same day newspaper. The story that serializes with above comforts oneself. Is looked that the above small joke seeks pleasure. Although has an empty stomach, when you can smile, the life not so is always unendurable.”( Note) “在经济大萧条的年月里,工人们可以省下一半的早饭钱买一份当天的报纸。用上面连载的故事来安慰自己。或者是看上面的小笑话取乐。虽然饿着肚子,但是当你能够笑出来的时候,生活总是不那么难熬的。”(注) Said that now the economy of Venezuela collapsed, in their supermarkets almost anything cannot buy, the riot occurred all day. However some people live as in this turmoil country, with oneself only saves produces the game to the enthusiasm of life. When because we concentrate on, in oneself feels the interests matter, perhaps when the sound of gunfire in not far away resounds will not appear that fearful.” “就说现在委内瑞拉的经济崩溃了,他们的超市里几乎什么都买不到,暴乱整天发生。但是依旧有人生活在这个动乱的国家里,用自己的仅存的对生活的热情来制作游戏。因为当我们专注在一件自己兴趣的事情的时候,也许枪声在不远处响起时不会显得那么可怕。” Universe is very huge, we are very tiny. If can make us be able the lonely navigation only in the sea of this darkness, and not in that thing of fear. I want our cultures.” “宇宙很庞大,我们很渺小。如果说唯一能够让我们能够在这个黑暗之海中孤独航行,并且不在那么害怕的东西。我想只有我们的文化。” Li Jie deeply inspired: Perhaps this is also we can give us only material of this navigation small junk reinforcement in darkness universe.” 李杰深吸了一口气:“这恐怕也是我们能够唯一给我们这个航行在黑暗宇宙中的小舢板加固的材料。” Asymmetrical warfare always purely does not depend upon martial power to defeat. civilization prosperous and even individual life and death also is never pure one-sided concludes from the matter angle. Perhaps I a little indulge in fantasy, but perhaps.” Li Jie extended the index finger, his vision is firm. “非对称战争从来都不是单纯依靠武力战胜的。文明的兴旺乃至个人的生死也从来不是单纯片面的从物质角度来断定的。也许我有点异想天开,但是也许。”李杰伸出了食指,他的目光坚定。 I mean perhaps, can perhaps we depend upon the culture to hit one not to have the gunsmoke war? Movie, game, good food, books. The strength that so long as all can borrow we should use. Perhaps Interstellar War must hit, after Interstellar War finished, if we want the means to make our civilization stand firm.” “我是说也许,也许我们可以依靠文化来打一场没有硝烟的战争呢?无论是电影,游戏,美食,书籍。只要所有可以借用的力量我们都应该用上。星际战争也许要打,但是在星际战争结束之后,我们要想办法让我们的文明站稳脚跟。” Perhaps a cultural output fights must fire. But now, they( Star Lord and the others) we for the earlier preparation that all these makes. Therefore I said this is a social experiment. We have five entirely different objects of study. Throws Star Lord not to discuss, we also four completely different extraterrestrial objects of study.” “一场文化输出战也许就要打响。而现在,他们(星爵等人)正是我们为这一切而做的前期准备。所以我说了这是一场社会实验。我们有着五个截然不同的研究对象。抛去星爵不谈,我们也有四个完全不同的外星研究对象。” Li Jie looked that said to Professor Charles: professor asked you, you were the splendid sociologists and behavior scientists. I think that these days you must track to observe these people, they like anything disliking anything, hounds anything. Only then obtained enough data, we can after offers a sacrifice to our cultural sign facing other similar extraterrestrial civilization!” 李杰看向查尔斯教授说道:“教授拜托你了,你是出色的社会学家和行为学家。我想这段时间你要跟踪观察这些人,他们喜欢什么讨厌什么,追捧什么。只有获得了足够的数据,我们才能在以后面对其他类似的外星文明的时候祭出我们的文化牌!”
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