DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#339: extraterrestrial observation plan (First Part)

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„Therefore, eats good?” When Li Jie like this to the Star Lord question, Star Lord Quill had one type to kill front the impulsion of this person. “所以,吃的还好吗？”当李杰这样对着星爵问话的时候,星爵奎尔有一种想要杀了面前这个人的冲动。 Saying that Quill clenches jaws: „Did you say?!” 奎尔咬牙切齿的说道:“你说呢？！” Li Jie touches the chin: „Looked that you all finished eating, should very conform to the appetite. Can't eat spicily as Earthling you?” 李杰摸了摸下巴:“看你们全都吃完了,应该挺符合胃口的啊。作为地球人的你难道不能吃辣？” Star Lord really shames at the matter of opening one's mouth is he truly cannot eat spicily, now he from stomach to chrysanthemum section burning feelings. Spicy is a sense of touch experience, but is not the sense of taste. 星爵实在是羞于启齿的事情是他确实非常不能吃辣,现在他从胃部到菊部都有一种火辣辣的感觉。辣是一种触觉体验而不是味觉。 Why therefore before this is also , Gamora cursed that Star Lord these Earthling were the perverted reasons. Eating meal of whose TM must experience the sensation of pain! Earthling shakes M?! 所以这也是为什么之前卡魔拉大骂星爵这些地球人是变态的原因了。谁TM的吃个饭还要体验一下痛觉啊！地球人都是抖M吗？！ Most important goal of eating meal to not fill the belly, second to taste flavor? Why must oneself make that the whole body is uncomfortable? However does oneself experience a whole body looks like by the raging fire is roasted roasts the same feeling? Especially some spot, Guardians of the Galaxy several members including Star Lord too does not dare to sit down now. 吃饭的首要目的不是为了填饱肚子,第二就是为了品尝味道吗？为什么要把自己弄得浑身难受？然自己体验一把全身就像是被烈火炙烤一样的感觉？尤其是某个部位,现在包括星爵在内的银河护卫队的几名成员都不太敢坐下了。 „I am not the Mexico person, is not the India person!” Star Lord is staring at Li Jie, wants massacring the hood male who front cannot see clearly the facial features. However clearly, has drawn all day him now is not the rival of opposite party. “我不是墨西哥人,也不是印度人！”星爵盯着李杰,想要把面前的这个看不清面容的兜帽男给杀掉。但是很明显,现在已经拉了一整天的他远不是对方的敌手。 Even if draws in Guardians of the Galaxy strongest strength Drax the Destroyer not to be good. 就算拉上银河护卫队的最强战力毁灭者德拉克斯也不行。 Because Ruiner is lying on bed now mumbles, walks sways. Because he eats many ferocity that therefore draws, caused him to be too long in the time on the chamberpot staying, causing the present blood operation to be impeded. 因为毁灭者现在正躺在床上哼哼唧唧的,走路都摇摇晃晃的了。他因为吃的多所以拉的猛,造成了他在马桶上停留的时间太长了,导致现在的血液运行不畅。 Regarding the Guardians of the Galaxy member encountered Comrade Li Jie to display the great deal apology saying: „Was really embarrassed, you said that you are Earthling, I think you can accept the taste on Earth. Looks like is not this?” 对于银河护卫队成员的遭遇李杰同志表现出了十二万分的歉意说道:“真的不好意思了,你说你是地球人,我以为你能接受的了地球上的口味呢。看起来并不是这样？” Star Lord had not answered, he such is staring at Li Jie. Li Jie beckons with the hand: „This is we work the minor mistake, the meal that then provides we will not provide that spicily. Moreover I gave back to you to bring the therapy excellent works.” 星爵没有回话,他只是那样盯着李杰。李杰摆摆手:“这算是我们工作中的小失误,接下来提供的饭菜我们不会提供那么辣的了。而且我还给你们带来了疗伤圣品。” Speaks Li Jie preparing the good Ma Yinglong medicinal ointment has handed over to Star Lord: „This thing has the advantage to your chrysanthemum sections. So long as smudged to be good in you uncomfortable place. Externally applies, whatever happens must not eats.” 说着话李杰就把准备好的马应龙药膏给星爵递了过去:“这东西对你们的菊部有好处。只要在你不舒服的地方涂抹一下就好了。外敷的,千万不要吃进去。” Star Lord Quill is doubtful to Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids paste that Li Jie brings, but he following. Because everybody continually sleeps now can only lie resting. Therefore if this medicinal ointment by some chance really useful? 星爵奎尔对李杰拿来的马应龙痔疮膏半信半疑,但是他还是接下来了。因为现在大家连睡觉都只能趴着睡。所以这药膏要是万一真的有用呢？ However Star Lord just held a detail from the Li Jie speech: „Following food? What meaning? Do you want to detain us?” 不过星爵刚刚从李杰说话中抓住了一个细节:“接下来的食物？什么意思？你们要关押我们吗？” This was Guardians of the Galaxy not the situation that wanted to foresee. Should be journey of the happy going home turned into this. Moreover said that the Star Lord also important information must give the Earth notification. 这是银河护卫队最不想要预见的情况了。原本应该是一趟开开心心的回家之旅变成了这样。而且说起来星爵还有一个重要的信息要给地球通报呢。 However he temporarily does not plan to say now, because he cannot clarify this Earth Federation now really or extraterrestrial disguises as. Perhaps have these people invaded the Earth's fellow? 不过他现在暂时不打算说了,因为他现在弄不清这个地球联邦到底是真的还是外星人假扮的。说不定这些人是入侵了地球的家伙呢？ Therefore Li Jie and the others, when observes Star Lord these people, Star Lord these people are also observing Li Jie and the others. Two sides in fact are mutually are probing. 所以李杰等人在观察星爵这些人的时候,星爵这些人也在观察着李杰等人。两方实际上都是在互相试探。 Quill has decided that if present Earth has not related with his past Earth native place, then he did not plan that managed Skrulls to bribe Chitauris to invade the Earth's news. 奎尔已经打定主意了,如果说现在的地球已经和他当年的地球老家毫无关系的话,那么他就不打算管斯库鲁人买通齐塔瑞人要入侵地球的消息了。 Li Jie also not clear Star Lord and the others must come the Earth's goal is anything. Therefore he opens the mouth to ask directly: „What comes Earth to make?” 李杰还并不清楚星爵等人要来地球的目的是什么。所以他直接开口问道:“来地球做什么？” Star Lord beckoned with the hand: „I had been kidnapped by extraterrestrial in childhood, now grew up came back to visit parents to be good? Since Earth has established Earth Federation, and footsteps trod Pluto, then looked like you have also contacted with extraterrestrial civilization?” 星爵摆了摆手:“我小时候被外星人绑架了,现在长大了回来省亲行不行？既然地球都成立了地球联邦了,并且脚步都踏到冥王星了,那么看起来你们也和外星文明接触过了？” Li Jie was called the Earth Federation fleet the Venus fleet at that time directly, he still on Earth to establish Star Port directly, but Earth Federation scale of diligently to the high-end atmosphere melted. 李杰当时直接把金星舰队称为地球联邦的舰队,他直接把还在地球上为了建立一个星港而努力的地球联邦给高端大气上档次化了。 Therefore regarding saying that Star Lord question Li Jie shows neither approval nor disapproval: „ Is. 所以对于星爵的问话李杰不置可否的说道:“算是吧。 ” „Can we go to Earth?” This is Quill only issue of concern: „Said that you plan to pursue us, or detains us directly?” ”“我们能不能去地球？”这是奎尔唯一关心的问题:“还是说你们打算驱逐我们,或者是直接关押我们？” „Can go to Earth as for you? This needs the authorization of related- department.” Li Jie offered a sacrifice to the magic weapon: „Only the relevant departments signed and sealed to agree, then you can step into Earth. Before then you need to wait for the verification. But in verification you can only treat in this.” “至于你们能不能去地球？这需要有关-部门的批准。”李杰祭出了法宝:“只有有关部门签字盖章同意了,那么你们才能踏入地球。在这之前你们需要等待审核。而在审核的时候你们只能待在这。” „Said or imprisons to detain?” The Star Lord tone is not very good. “这么说还是囚禁关押了？”星爵语气不是很好。 Dá dá dá, Li Jie has rapped several tables: „Is you intrudes Earth Federation to have jurisdiction over star region without the notification arbitrarily. I handle matters according to rule. Moreover we do not shut in you prison. You have the activity region, but the activity was limited, before the relevant departments had not permitted you cannot leave, that is all.” 哒哒哒,李杰敲击了几下桌子:“是你们未经通报而擅自闯入地球联邦管辖星域的。我只是照章办事而已。而且我们并不是把你们关进大牢里。你们有活动的区域,但是活动受限制,在有关部门没有许可之前你们不能离开,仅此而已。” „Good, how long needs?” Star Lord a little accepted fate. Longest will not exceed the Earth time one month. ” Li Jie has given a quite broad figure, in any case the duration is by 【Relevant departments】 Decides. “好吧,需要多久？”星爵有点认命了。最长不会超过地球时间的一个月。”李杰给了一个比较宽泛的数字,反正时间长短都是由【有关部门】来决定的。 This time does not calculate is particularly long, Star Lord Quill thinks acceptable. He took Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids paste to prepare and oneself partners chats possibly to about this month live temporarily in this Star Port situation. 这个时间不算特别长,星爵奎尔觉得还是可以接受的。他拿着马应龙痔疮膏准备去和自己的伙伴们聊一下关于这一个月可能要暂时生活在这个星港的情况了。 However before Star Lord leaves Li Jie stopped by calling out him: „Wait, you said that you were kidnapped by extraterrestrial in childhood? At that time how old are you ? Was how long beforehand matter?” 不过在星爵离开之前李杰叫住了他:“等等,你说你是小时候被外星人绑架的？那时候你几岁？是多久之前的事情了？” „Six years old or nine years old? The time is a little long, my memory was a little fuzzy. Moreover after me, does not have celebrating a birthday again, is not clear. As for time? I left Earth to have the 20 many years, concrete was 20 several years I cannot distinguish clearly. The computation of universe general calendar is completely different from Earth.” “六岁或者九岁？时间有点长,我的记忆有点模糊了。而且我之后再也没有过过生日,记不清楚了。至于时间？我离开地球有二十多年了,具体是二十几年我也分不清了。宇宙通用历法的计算和地球完全不一样。” Li Jie nodded: „Then still remembers that what anime piece you liked watching in childhood, or does the soap opera, what like playing to play?” 李杰点了点头:“那么还记得你小时候喜欢看什么动画片,或者电视剧,喜欢玩什么游戏吗？” Star Lord a little cannot feel the brains, he a little does not understand that Li Jie wants to express anything, therefore he asked: „What relations does this have?” 星爵有点摸不着头脑,他有点不明白李杰想要表达什么,所以他问道:“这有什么关系吗？” „Out of humanitarian considerations, for does not make you in treating in this month is bored, therefore we are willing to provide some entertainment projects to make you kill the time. Just like before me , said that we do not detain you.” Li Jie good intention looks like like angel. “出于人道主义考虑,为了不让你们在待在这一个月的时间里过于无聊,所以我们愿意提供一些娱乐项目让你们打发时间。正如我之前所说的,我们不是关押你们。”李杰好心的看起来就像个天使。 But the Star Lord Quill two sides corners of the mouth have back and forth twitched, then set the request of oneself: „Then comes to Taiwan Nintendo Famicom to me, on addition on these year of Nintendo various games!” 而星爵奎尔两边嘴角来回抽动了一下,然后提出了自己的要求:“那么给我来台任天堂的红白机,外加上这些年任天堂上出的各种游戏！” Li Jie:? Nintendo Famicom? 李杰:？任天堂红白机？ „Famicom can give you, but don't you want to try the new mechanical games? Earth's technology in unceasing development.” Li Jie tempts gradually good. “红白机可以给你,但是你不想尝试一下新的游戏机吗？地球的技术可是在不断的发展啊。”李杰循序善诱。 PS: New one week asked the ticket PS:新一周求票
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