„Your is Earthling perverted?! My heaven!” Gamora to Star Lord loud was roaring. If her laser sword here, she certainly will also hack to death at present this handsome man. “你们地球人都是变态吗？！我的老天啊！”卡魔拉对着星爵大声的咆哮着。如果她的激光剑还在这里的话,她一定会砍死眼前这个英俊的男人。 Even if this man is the oneself boyfriend, and leadership of squad is no exception. 哪怕这个男人是自己的男朋友,并且还是小队的领导也不例外。 However was a pity very much, now on Gamora does not have the laser sword( confiscating by Legendary Blacksmith) had the laser sword she not to have any strength to chop Star Lord Quill now. 不过很可惜,现在卡魔拉手上并没有激光剑（已经被传奇铁匠给没收了）就算有激光剑她现在也没有任何力气去砍星爵奎尔了。 Because having diarrhea one after another has made her exhaust the strength of whole body. Has good that a proverb said: hero also anti- three soak thinly. The meaning including is having diarrhea has diarrhea three times words Extinguishing Tyrant to kneel. 因为接连的拉肚子已经让她耗尽了全身的力气了。有句老话说的好:英雄也抗不过三泡稀。意思就是连着跑肚拉稀三次的话就连灭霸都得跪。 Extinguishing Tyrant must kneel, Gamora they also will naturally kneel. Incessantly is Gamora, Drax the Destroyer also has Rocket Raccoon to be the same, Star Lord sat on the chamberpot now does not think. 灭霸都要跪,卡魔拉他们自然也会跪了。不止是卡魔拉,还有毁灭者德拉克斯还有火箭浣熊都一样,星爵现在已经坐在马桶上不想起来了。 So long as because he just gave to fasten the belt fastener, will have immediately incessant intent then to well up. Ok, takes off the pants to wear the pants to be so troublesome, simply has gotten up this day in the chamberpot. Star Lord Quill so thinks. 因为只要他刚把皮带扣给扣上,马上就会有滔滔不绝的便意涌上来。算了,脱裤子穿裤子那么麻烦,干脆就在马桶上过这一天吧。星爵奎尔如此想到。 Naturally, why they have had diarrhea as for Star Lord Quill has diarrhea? Naturally is because hot hot pan boiling turkey surface! 当然了,至于星爵奎尔他们为什么跑肚拉稀？当然是因为麻辣火锅煮火鸡面了！ The Li Jie's cook does not need to suspect that he prepares food delicious is certain. Therefore just received one line of who Illuminati receives cordially to eat and drink extravagantly in the dining room. 李杰的厨艺是不用怀疑的,他做菜好吃是一定的。所以刚刚受到光照会款待的一行人在餐厅里大吃大喝。 And Gamora also highly praises: „Earth's food flavor is actually good, what did these food call?” She is pointing at tripe and money stomach asks. 并且卡魔拉还盛赞到:“地球的食物味道却是不错,这些食材叫什么？”她指着一份毛肚和金钱肚问道。 Quill casts off is eating, from the start has not responded the question of Gamora the cheek has made an effort spatially. Because he did not know, wanted delicious on the line. As for eating what did food call? Important? 奎尔甩开了腮帮子使劲的吃着,压根没有空搭理卡魔拉的问话。因为他也不认识,不过只要好吃就行了。至于吃的食物叫什么？重要吗？ Star Lord Quill lived in childhood in US, at that time the Chinese meal had not come in the US widely current. Besides the Jew goes to the dining room to eat meal to become the mainstream in the Christmas day, many American are most is also a time Chinese meal of going. 星爵奎尔小时候生活在美国的时候,那时候中餐还没有在美国广泛流行开来。除了犹太人在圣诞节的时候去中餐厅吃饭成为主流以外,很多美国人最多也就是点外卖的时候点中餐。 Most vegetables/dishes are Chop Suey( this are really not cursing at people words) and General Tso's Chicken, fries the stew together( bean sprouts stir fry the meat to add other seasonal vegetables actually). Explodes the exploding camelback that the characterless chicken willow tree is called, although really cannot associate the characterless chicken willow and camelback to have the 10 cents relations. 点的最多的菜是李鸿章杂碎（这真不是骂人的话）和左宗棠鸡,还有一道炒杂烩（其实豆芽炒肉加其他一些时令蔬菜）。还有炸无骨鸡柳被称为的炸驼峰,虽然实在是联想不到无骨鸡柳和驼峰有一毛钱关系。 Sichuan hot pot type of gadget, Star Lord listens not to hear. His childhood thought that the best good food is signboard potato overlord that potato overlord sells as well as is supplementing the selling non- signboard day pepper double-decked sovereign fort. 四川火锅这种玩意儿,星爵是听都没有听说过的。他的童年觉得最好的美食就是薯霸王家卖的招牌薯霸王以及附带着卖的非招牌天椒双层皇堡。 After he is plans Earth, went to the potato overlord home to eat one again greatly, because in the travel of other universes, is very difficult food that eats to conform to his appetite. This 20 for many years, Star Lord Quill has been the hunger one full one came. Sometimes to appease hunger simply only has pure nutrition generation of meal.( A flour gruel of any flavor, one small bowl has not met a day of need) 他本来是打算回地球以后再去薯霸王家大吃一顿的,因为在其他宇宙的旅行中,实在是很难吃到符合他胃口的食物。这二十多年来,星爵奎尔都是饥一顿饱一顿过来的。有的时候为了充饥就干脆只吃单纯的营养代餐。（一种没有任何味道的糊糊,一小碗满足一天需求） Good many that the so-called characteristics good food that because the flavor of nutrition generation of meal provides compared with many planet must come. 因为营养代餐的味道比很多星球提供的所谓特色美食要来的好的多。 Quill had heard in childhood Britain is the desert of good food, produces various types of terrifying darkness ingredients. However in the universe drifted several 10 years later, he now 1 : 00 dislikes the fish and chips fries and salt fish cake as well as the sheep blood. 奎尔小时候听说过英国是美食的沙漠,出产各种恐怖的黑暗料理。但是在宇宙中漂泊了几十年以后,他现在一点都讨厌炸鱼薯条和咸鱼饼以及羊血了。 Quill eats one's fill to make an effort to eat, in childhood ate the people of Earth food to eat including this such vigorously. His teammates table manners indecently. 奎尔甩开腮帮子使劲吃,连他这个小时候吃过地球食物的人都吃的这么起劲。他的队友们吃相更是不堪入目。 Could not install them to stop eating food to the bellies of all people. And also expressed to the praise of Earth food. 一直到所有人的肚皮都装不下了他们才停止进食。并且还表达了对地球食物的赞美。 „If they catch us to be imprisoned simultaneously every day provide such jail food, I am willing to treat some time here. Belch ~” Rocket Raccoon has expressed the opinion of oneself. “如果他们抓我们坐牢同时每天都提供这样的牢饭的话,我愿意在这里待一段时间。嗝~”火箭浣熊发表了自己的意见。 Gamora also nods to agree. But some Star Lord self- self-satisfied saying: „Takes a look, I said Earth is a very attractive place!” 卡魔拉也点头表示同意。而星爵有些自我得意的说道:“瞧瞧,我说了地球是个很有魅力的地方吧！” .............................. ………………………… Continuously is observing the Illuminati big shots of this group of people through the monitoring equipment somewhat inconceivable looks mood that Guardians of the Galaxy that eats around cannot in the heart surge for a very long time. 一直在通过监控设备观察着这群人的光照会大佬们有些不可思议的看着胡吃海喝的银河护卫队久久不能心中激荡的心情。 Captain Rogers cannot bear first opens the mouth: „Are they Guardians of the Galaxy? Isn't the Milky Way refugee becomes a fugitive the team really? How long haven't they eaten the thing?” 还是罗杰斯队长忍不住首先开口:“他们是银河护卫队？真的不是什么银河难民逃亡队吗？他们有多久没有吃东西了？” Li Jie traces the chin earnest thinking of oneself: „ Should be food that I make is too delicious. 李杰摸了摸自己的下巴认真的思索到:“应该是我做的食物太好吃了吧。 However although I have made processing, these food are the spicy segmentum posteriuses. However eats these many, moreover super hot pot, but the food of heavy oil. That many hot pepper that many oil, after waiting a while.. ” Li Jie's tone obviously. The people cannot bear to Li Jie were showing the whites of the eyes, this gadget is you do! 不过虽然我做了处理,这些食物都是辣后段的。但是一口气吃这么多,而且超级麻辣锅可是重油的食物。那么多辣椒那么多油,等一会儿之后。啧啧啧。”李杰的语气不言自明了。众人忍不住对着李杰翻了个白眼,这玩意儿可是你做的！ However because looked this group of people eat and drink extravagantly made the Illuminati big shots were also hungry. However because the time is quite tight, therefore Li Jie can only make to fry the Italy surface temporarily. 不过因为看这群人大吃大喝的弄得光照会的大佬们也饿了。不过因为时间比较仓促,所以李杰只能临时弄了个炒意大利面。 Un, is not Italy makes the procedure of Italy surface. Does not have azure sauce white dark reddish brown sauce anything. Is simple boils after the Italy surface is soft, with the good fillet sliced meat and mushroom piece and green peppers that the fuel consumption souse gets interested slightly together stir-fry. A additional garlic piece and black pepper blend flavors. 嗯,不是意大利做意大利面的做法。没有青酱白酱红酱什么的。就是简单的把意大利面煮软以后,用耗油稍微腌制入味的牛里脊肉片和蘑菇片与甜椒一起翻炒。加一点大蒜片和黑胡椒调味。 A little likely is the Guangzhou-style fried rice noodles? However is not complete resembles, is this China and West combines and complements one another probably? 有点像是广式的炒米粉？但是也不是完全的像,这大概算是一种中西合璧？ Although nondescript, but flavor actually extraordinary good. Fuel consumption beef inexplicable and Italy surface builds very much. Eats looks like the comparison has to nip vigor the oyster sauce beef fried rice noodles to be the same. 虽然不伦不类但是味道却出奇的好。耗油牛肉莫名的和意大利面很搭。吃起来就像是比较有咬劲的蚝油牛肉炒米粉一样。 Everybody is eating the fried rice noodles together............ Is fries the Italy surface to look at the same time Star Lord and the others sat there dozen of full belch. Li Jie heard Star Lord and the others to praise to Earth's, he has thought of something suddenly. 大家一起吃着炒米粉……咳……是炒意大利面一边看着星爵等人坐在那儿打饱嗝。李杰听到了星爵等人对地球的赞誉,他忽然想到了一些事情。 He carries is frying the powder............ Roast flour............ The tray of Italy surface has turned the head to look at Thor to ask: „Thor, you have gone to many places, you thought that Earth's food is what kind of?” 他端着炒粉……咳……炒面……咳……意大利面的盘子转过头看着托尔问道:“托尔,你去过不少地方,你觉得地球的食物怎么样？” „Is very good, is good. You looked that my build understood.” Thor has entrained the fat of waist with the hand. “很棒,非常棒。你看我的体型就明白了。”托尔用手拽了一下腰间的肥肉。 Ok, I do not want to look. Li Jie turns away to continue to say silently: „I did not have earnestly has asked you, Thor. You thought that the life on Earth is what kind of? Differently what has in other places with you?” 算了,我不想看。李杰默默移开视线继续说道:“我一直没有认真的问过你,托尔。你觉得地球上的生活怎么样？和你在其他地方有什么不同吗？” Li Jie carries is frying...... Italy surface tray has eaten noodles while earnest asking. Because he pondered that a small issue, he performance caught a small inspiration through Star Lord and the others probably, but actually merely is only a tail, he needs many news and ponders, making this inspiration enrich. 李杰端着炒……意大利面的盘子一边吃了口面一边认真的问道。因为刚刚他思考到了一个小问题,他通过星爵等人的表现好像抓到了一个小灵感,但是却仅仅只是一个尾巴,他需要更多的讯息和思考,让这个灵感充实起来。 „If must say, that is Earthling understood how to make oneself merry.” After Thor has pondered a while, like this replied: „Earthling understood very much how to give oneself to look for the pleasure. You have gone to Asgard's Jason, you also saw us to celebrate the happy way.” “如果要说的话,那就是地球人更懂得如何让自己快活起来。”托尔思考了一会儿后这样回答道:“地球人很懂得如何给自己找乐子。你去过阿斯加德的杰森,你也看到我们庆祝欢乐的方式了。” „Dances, wrestle, massive drinking wine and barbecues, sang read aloud the epic. I did not mean that this is not good, but the time grew was a little unavoidably monotonous. Earth obvious entertainment richly, diet also more multi-dimensional.” The Thor's words make Li Jie nod. “跳舞,角斗,大量的饮酒和烤肉,还有唱诵史诗。我不是说这不好,只是时间长了难免有一点单调。地球显然娱乐的更丰富一点,饮食也更多元一点。”托尔的话让李杰点了点头。 Li Jie treats in Asgard after a period of time, the words that Thor spoke are truly good. Solely gives an example with food, except for the fruits and melons of Asgard special product and so on thing did not discuss. Solely only said words that prepares food, Asgard's food cooking roughly two types: Various types of barbecues and various types of stews. 李杰在阿斯加德待过一段时间,托尔说的话确实不错。单单用食物来举例,除了阿斯加德特产的瓜果之类的东西不谈。单单只说做菜的话,阿斯加德的食物烹饪大体就两种:各种烤肉和各种炖菜。 Naturally, these two cooking techniques had been displayed the pinnacle in Asgard, the thing that makes is delicious. This point Li Jie did not deny absolutely, he does not think the oneself the level of barbecue and stew can be better than Asgard's master. 当然,这两种烹饪手法在阿斯加德已经被发挥到了极致,做出来的东西非常好吃。这一点李杰绝对不否认,他也不认为自己的烤肉和炖菜的水平能比阿斯加德的大师们好。 However delicious thing, if the unceasing repetition will think unavoidably monotonous. Li Jie clamps the oyster sauce beef to throw into the mouth from the tray together, the brain is pondering rapidly. 但是再好吃的东西如果不断的重复那么难免会觉得单调。李杰从盘子里夹出一块蚝油牛肉丢进嘴里,大脑在飞速的思考着。 Consumes fuel this type of thing is the Guangdong invention, Li Jie still remembers a region black joke that China spreads said is the Guangdong person: Winged except for airplane, four feet except for table, in water roaming except for Submarine, other does not have the Guangdong person not to eat. 耗油这种东西是广东发明的,李杰还记得中国流传的一个略带地域黑的笑话说的就是广东人:长翅膀的除了飞机,四只脚的除了桌子,水里游的除了潜艇,其他没有广东人不吃的。 Although region black nature, but from some degree can indicate that Guangdong person truly very omnivorous, many other places look like the unedible things, the Guangdong people bring to prepare food to eat. 虽然略带地域黑的性质,但是从某种程度来说可以表明广东人确实很杂食,很多其他地方看起来不能吃的东西,广东人都拿来做菜吃。 But why is this? Probably is because Guangdong was ancient times barren. Guangdong area few plains, by the sea place many salines, lack open up the farmland massively the innate condition, grain production everybody in dependence this province must starve to death merely. In the ancient times transported is inconvenient, was very definitely expensive other provinces grain to the Guangdong price. 而这是为什么？大概是因为广东古时候贫瘠吧。广东地区少平原,靠海的地方又多盐碱地,缺少大规模开垦农田的先天条件,仅仅依靠本省的产粮大家都要饿死。古代运输也不便利,外省粮食到了广东价格肯定很贵。 In order to fill the belly the Guangdong ancients starts the thing that seeks for to fill the belly. Manages its this thing to grow isn't ugly disgustingly, so long as can fill the belly does not eat the stomach ache, is the good thing! 为了填饱肚子广东先民开始寻找一切可以填饱肚子的东西。管它这个东西长得丑不丑恶不恶心,只要能填饱肚子不吃坏肚子,那么就是好东西！ Therefore in this case, the Guangdong person researched and developed various types has looked like the inconceivable emaciated look in other areas. Many people thought that the unedible thing was carried the dinner table by the Guangdong person radically. 所以在这种情况下,广东人研发出了各种在其他地区看起来不可思议的菜色。很多人觉得根本不能吃的东西被广东人端上餐桌。 This is one type in being accommodating development that under the resources relatively scarce condition makes. Trades the sentence easy understanding the words is: Poorly changes, the abnormality passes. 这就是一种在资源相对稀缺的条件下做的变通发展。换句容易理解的话就是:穷则变,变则通。 This food habit inherited several hundred years to Guangdong of modern. 这种饮食习惯传承了几百年一直到了现代的广东。 Li Jie in pondering a matter, how that makes Earth civilization base in this Hao sea galaxy. Because he and existences of other Illuminati person very clear extraterrestrial civilization. 李杰一直在思考一件事,那就是如何让地球文明在这个昊海星河中立足。因为他和光照会其他的人都很清楚外星文明的存在。 Without technical science superiority, Earth went on living to cross the smallest and weakest difficult years by what in this universe? This puts a difficult problem in front of Illuminati people. 在没有技术科学优势的情况下,地球靠什么在这个宇宙中活下去渡过最弱小艰难的岁月？这是摆在光照会众人面前的一道难题。 Because is the Illuminati people promotes Earth to push onward the interstellar time, then at least cannot the present give up. But words that Thor just spoke, when Star Lord and the others ate meal chatted these contents to open an idea to Li Jie. 因为是光照会众人推动地球挺进星际时代的,那么至少不能现在就撒手不管。而托尔刚刚说的话,还有星爵等人吃饭时聊得那些内容给李杰开启了一个想法。 However now merely is only an idea, he thinks also need many ponder. Because matter is forced to look for the pleasure thus to anaesthetize oneself to oneself with various ways barrenly, letting oneself can pass through the difficult years multi-dimensional civilization — — Earth. 但是现在仅仅只是一个想法而已,他觉得还需要更多的思考一下。一个因为物质贫瘠而被迫用各种方式给自己找乐子从而麻醉自己,让自己能够度过艰苦岁月的多元文明——地球。 What stance should she with express oneself in the universe time? 她到底应该用什么样的姿态在宇宙时代来表达自己？ Because matter barren, therefore we need Mental abundance on even more. The non- general rule needs to ponder other. 因为物质的贫瘠所以我们才越发的需要精神上的富足。一路不通则需要思考另外一路。 Our cultures are changeable and sensitive, but is actually born various intense ideological collisions. 我们的文化多变而敏感,但是却诞生出各种激烈的思想碰撞。 Independent individual with crazy idea of indulging in fantasy in this world birth anytime and anywhere. If performs to guide perhaps is another strength. 独立的个体与异想天开的疯狂想法在这个世界随时随地的诞生。如果加以引导也许是另外一种力量。 Strength noun always solely does not refer to martial power! 力量这个名词从来都不是单单指武力的！ Li Jie thinks that here has put down the Italy surface tray, and was saying to Dr. Hank: „doctor gives me several Ma Yinglong, I thought that a while Star Lord they can need.” 李杰想到这里放下了意大利面的盘子,并且对着汉克博士说道:“博士给我几支马应龙,我觉得一会儿星爵他们会需要的。” Dr. Hank has pushed black frame eyeglasses: „Do you deliver personally?” 汉克博士推了一下黑框眼镜:“你亲自去送吗？” „Yes, because something I need to confirm. If they are really Guardians of the Galaxy, perhaps something also need them to help.” Li Jie speaks to turn around to leave. “是的,因为有的事情我需要确认一下。如果他们真的是银河护卫队的话,也许有的事情还需要他们帮忙。”李杰说着话转身离开。 Looks the back that Li Jie turns around to leave, Illuminati big shots carry are frying the powder............ The tray of Italy surface has arrived at the front of monitoring device. They look that still creates a disturbance to sigh with emotion this food really delicious Star Lord and the others in the laughter. 看着李杰转身离开的背影,光照会的一众大佬们端着炒粉……咳……意大利面的盘子走到了监视器的面前。他们看着还在嬉笑打闹感慨着这顿饭真好吃的星爵等人。 „Yeah ~.” Does not know that was who sighed first one. Is unceasing „yeah ~” „yeah ~” „yeah ~” “哎~。”不知道是谁先叹气了一声。紧接着则是不断的“哎~”“哎~”“哎~” Captain Rogers traces the oneself chest front silver Cross to pray in the innermost feelings: Guardians of the Galaxy, you strove for fortunately. 罗杰斯队长摸了摸自己胸前的银十字架在内心祈祷:银河护卫队,你们自求多福吧。