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„What? Did Jason catch extraterrestrial?” Is meeting to prepare in S.W.O.R.D. to arrange to cope with possible appear Goblin star's natives Captain Rogers in secret, when receives the news to be incredible. “什么？杰森抓到外星人了？”正在天剑局开会准备暗中布置对付可能出现的哥布林星人的罗杰斯队长在接到消息的时候不可置信。 But is preparing to produce promotion new generation Iron Man Armor in the underground laboratory in Stark science and technology island, as well as made the mass production universe flood also to receive the news with line Iron Man Armor Tony Stark: „Did Jason catch extraterrestrial? Moreover is five? Caught Pluto nearby vanguard Star Port? Good, I immediately!” 而正在史塔克科技岛的地下实验室准备生产升级新一代钢铁战甲,以及弄量产型宇宙泛用行钢铁战甲的托尼-史塔克也接到了消息:“杰森抓到了外星人？而且还是五个？抓到了冥王星附近的捍卫者星港？好的,我马上到！” Are teaching in Tuvalu and oneself student, was discussing with other Kitty as well as X-Men how should arrange New Life X Medicine Professor Charles also to receive the news. 正在图瓦卢和自己的学生们讲课,同时也在和凯蒂以及其他X战警们商量着应该如何布置X新生药剂的查尔斯教授也接到了消息。 „Caught extraterrestrial? Do three people set up a raccoon? Good, Hank I a while on the past.” “抓到了外星人？三人一树一只浣熊？好的,汉克我等会儿就过去。” Dr. Banner that built a railroad, is buying burger Thor for the Southern Cross Welfare Institute children, as well as other Illuminati should know the people who this news received the pass on message. 还有正在修铁路的班纳博士,正在给南十字星福利院的孩子们买汉堡的托尔,以及其他光照会内部应该知道这个消息的人都收到了传讯。 However is not all people have free time to catch up, the person but who can come must come. Because everybody wants to look at Goblin star's natives in Dr. Reed mouth is any appearance. 但是并不是所有人都有空赶过来,不过能够来的人还是要来的。因为大家都想看一看里德博士口中的哥布林星人是什么样子的。 Pluto track nearby defense Star Port — — vanguard Star Port. 冥王星轨道附近的防御型星港——捍卫者星港。 Under the Venus fleet of Li Jie control, Guardians of the Galaxy was forced to disarm all, and has closed down the engine. Towed to entrain to descend vanguard Star Port in a hauling of Double-Snake Grade Battleship. 在李杰控制的金星舰队下,银河护卫队被迫解除了所有的武装,并且关停了引擎。在一艘双蛇级战舰的牵引拖拽下降落到了捍卫者星港。 In the aircraft parking area, dense and numerous defense weapon are aiming at oneself airship. From kinetic energy weapon to the thermal energy laser can weapon to various types of missiles. 停机坪上,密密麻麻的防御武器对准着自己的飞船。从动能武器到热能激光能武器在到各种飞弹。 Star Lord has the reason to believe that so long as they dare to move heedlessly, then they certainly hit is very miserable. Although Star Lord these many years universe risks make him have a protagonist halo to add the feeling of body. However he does not dare to attempt to refute the missile and laser with the oneself protagonist halo. 星爵有理由相信,只要他们敢乱动,那么他们一定会被打的很惨。虽然星爵这么多年的宇宙冒险让他有一种主角光环加身的感觉。但是他还是不敢尝试用自己的主角光环去硬顶导弹和激光。 „Is this very backward hometown that you said?” Gamora has one type to pull out laser sword to hack to death the impulsion of Star Lord. Because from this stance, their jail food was eats. “这就是你所说的很落后的家乡？”卡魔拉有一种抽出激光剑砍死星爵的冲动。因为从这个架势来看,他们的牢饭是吃定了。 The charge does not have the admittance to permit that mostly intrudes the Earth Federation control star region anything. Although Guardians of the Galaxy handles this kind of matter frequently, but every time intrudes other people's star region they to prepare the good retreating plan. 罪名多半就是没有准入许可而闯入地球联邦控制的星域什么的。虽然银河护卫队经常做这一类的事情,但是每一次闯入他人的星域他们都有准备好的撤退计划的。 But because of over and over guarantee of Star Lord: My my hometown is very backward! Therefore everybody to this time goes to primitive civilization Earth not to care. Finally now is given to stress. 而因为星爵的再三保证:我的我家乡很落后的！所以大家对这次去原始文明的地球并没有太放在心上。结果现在被人给抓了个正着。 „How does your hometown process the person who sneak crossing and intrudes generally?” Rocket Raccoon in secretly hides the micro particle bomb toward the oneself pants. If must have the firm food, he must certainly escape from prison. “你们家乡一般怎么处理偷渡和闯入的人？”火箭浣熊在偷偷的往自己的裤子里藏微型粒子炸弹。如果真要吃牢饭的话,他肯定是要越狱的。 „Does not know, pursues probably, or is imprisoned? I am not quite clear.” Star Lord Quill thought that oneself is very undeserved, because oneself in the Earth's time humankind moon landing is the matter of hard sledding. “不知道,大概是驱逐,或者是坐牢吧？我不太清楚。”星爵奎尔觉得自己很冤枉,因为自己在地球的时候人类登月都是件费力的事情呢。 Then how long does not see, the 20 many years, did humankind step the Solar System peripheral zone the footsteps of colonizing outer space? Who can think Earth development is so quick? 这才多久不见啊,二十多年而已,人类已经把殖民太空的脚步迈到了太阳系的边缘地带吗？谁能想到地球发展的这么快呢？ When Star Lord and his teammates are thinking blindly eight think, the communication of Earth Federation fleet transmits once more: „Leaves your airship, and cannot bring weapon...... Ok, you can bring weapon, I know. However I urged you to should better not such to do, otherwise you will regret very much.” 就在星爵和他的队友们正在瞎想八想的时候,地球联邦舰队的通讯再次传来:“离开你们的飞船,并且不许带武器……算了,你们一定会带武器的,我知道。但是我劝你们最好不要这么做,否则的话你们会很后悔的。” Gamora has raised the eyebrow, Rocket Raccoon and Drax the Destroyer shows neither approval nor disapproval. But treeman Groot in a low voice said the sentence: „I- AM- GROOT.” 卡魔拉扬了扬眉毛,火箭浣熊和毁灭者德拉克斯不置可否。而树人格鲁特只是低声的说了句:“I-AM-GROOT。” Li Jie and a Illuminati big shot: Tony, Rogers, Professor Charles, Thor, Dr. Hank also has the Illuminati current temporary worker: Legendary Blacksmith and the others look at Guardians of the Galaxy airship in the aircraft parking area fitting out storehouse together, and was waiting for Star Lord and the others came. 李杰和光照会的一众大佬:托尼,罗杰斯,查尔斯教授,托尔,汉克博士还有光照会目前的临时工:传奇铁匠等人一起在停机坪另一侧的整备库内看着银河护卫队的飞船,并且等待着星爵等人过来。 „They said that they are the Nova Corps non-essential personnel?” Tony somewhat curious looks at Li Jie to ask. “他们说他们是新星军团的编外人员？”托尼有些好奇的看着李杰问道。 Because on Earth has Nova Corps descendant — — chamberpot youngster Sam's to exist, therefore the Illuminati people know that Nova Corps exists. 因为地球上有一个新星军团的后代——马桶头少年萨姆的存在,所以光照会众人是知道新星军团存在的。 Does not know that Guardians of the Galaxy concrete is Sam, does not know what Star Lord they said is really the vacation. „Yes, non-essential personnel. You can understand that is the temporary worker same role. Probably on something them, there are unjustly discredited they to carry, has the advantage and honor takes on Nova Corps oneself. Probably was this meaning.” Li Jie regarding non-essential personnel word meaning understanding profound of. 就是不知道银河护卫队具体是萨姆,也不知道星爵他们说的是真是假。“是的,编外人员。你可以理解成是临时工一样的角色。大概有事情就他们上,有黑锅就他们背,有好处和荣誉就新星军团自己拿。大概就是这个意思了。”李杰对于编外人员这个词的含义理解的很深刻。 Captain Rogers a little inconceivable saying: „Guardians of the Galaxy, this organization sounds the background to be very big. Is an organization of guard Milky Way? Why can be the Nova Corps overstrength member? Moreover does this kind of big organization we detain their members to be appropriate? We live in Milky Way Galaxy.” 罗杰斯队长有点不可思议的说道:“银河护卫队,这个组织听起来来头挺大的。是一个护卫银河的组织？为什么会是新星军团的编外成员？而且这样一个大组织我们扣押他们的成员合适吗？我们可是生活在银河系呢。” „hā hā.” Li Jie hollow laugh two: „Organization called anything not to be unrelated with the organization actual situation. Kick-Ass David has still established Justice League in New York.” Li Jie innermost feelings OS: Does not have Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Sea King, the reinforcing steel, the Lightning hero and Green Lantern Justice League. “哈哈。”李杰干笑了两声:“组织叫什么并不和组织实际的情况有关。海扁王大卫还在纽约成立了正义联盟呢。”李杰内心OS:一个没有超人,蝙蝠侠,神奇女侠,海王,钢骨,闪电侠和绿灯侠的正义联盟。 Listened to Li Jie such view Captain Rogers second to understand. 听了李杰这样的说法罗杰斯队长秒懂了。 This looks like handbag company of five person actually names 【Flood North American information communications service limited company】 Same. The reputation obtains very resoundingly, but in fact is actually the telephone sales promotion sells the toilet paper. 这就像是一个只有五个人的皮包公司却取名【泛北美信息通讯服务有限公司】一样。名头取得很响亮,但是实际上却是电话推销卖卫生纸的。 Under sending under custody of one team of Iron Man Armor squads, Star Lord and other line of approached Li Jie and the others. Has not waited for them to have anything to respond, Legendary Blacksmith in Illuminati puts out a hand gently, Star Lord and the others hid in various 【Small gadget】 Directly getting so far as flew away. 在一队钢铁战甲小队的押送下,星爵等一行人走近了李杰等人。还没有等他们有什么反应,光照会内的传奇铁匠轻轻一伸手,星爵等人藏在身上的各种【小玩意儿】都被直接给弄到飞走了。 Including laser sword that Gamora hides, the Drax alloy blade, Star Lord conceals pants crotch nearby micro particle spear/gun( he does not fear to accidentally discharge), micro bomb anything of Rocket Raccoon conceals. 包括卡魔拉藏起来的激光剑,德拉克斯的合金刀,星爵藏裤裆旁边的微型粒子枪（他也不怕走火）,还有火箭浣熊藏的微型炸弹什么的。 Li Jie shook the head to Star Lord was saying: „I said that making you do not bring weapon. Why waste this time?” 李杰摇了摇头对着星爵说道:“我说了,让你们不要带武器的。何必浪费这个时间？” Star Lord left Earth many years, these years said were Nova Corps in the flood Milky Way Galaxy general universe terminology of Milky Way Galaxy popularization, his English became somewhat jerky. 星爵离开地球很多年了,这些年说的一直都是新星军团在银河系推广使用的泛银河系通用宇宙用语,他的英语已经变得有些生涩了。 „Are you really Earth Federation? Isn't other planet people disguises as? Said extraterrestrial civilization seizing Earth?” The Star Lord speech is a little jerky, but he as far as possible does not want to use the language translator, but said personally. Only then this can indicate that oneself truly is Earthling. “你们真的是地球联邦的？不是其他星球人假扮的？还是说外星文明把地球给占领了？”星爵说话有一点生涩,但是他还是尽量不想使用语言翻译器,而是亲口说。只有这样才能表明自己确实是一个地球人。 „I thought that was you wants.” Regarding inquiring of Star Lord, Li Jie gave directly had affirmed: „We truly are Earthling, but we cannot affirm that which you are? And whether has other goals.” “我觉得是你们想多了。”对于星爵的问询,李杰直接给与了肯定:“我们确实是地球人,但是我们不能肯定你们是哪儿的？并且是否带有其他目的。” Because associated to Goblin star's natives had the ability of distortion, and lifelike that distorted. Dr. Hank and Reed have not invented anything to be able at present direct the invention that sees through Goblin star's natives to distort. 因为联想到了哥布林星人有变形的能力,并且变形的惟妙惟肖。汉克博士和里德目前还没有发明什么能够直接一眼看穿哥布林星人变形的发明。 Therefore Li Jie and the others are impossible to affirm that Star Lord and the others whether is oneself, said that is distorted to come by Goblin star's natives. Therefore for safety's sake, Li Jie has made a decision. 所以李杰等人并不可能肯定星爵等人是否就是本人,还是说是由哥布林星人变形而来的。所以为了保险起见,李杰做了一个决定。 „What? Eats meal?” Star Lord and the others a little did not make clear now the Earth's custom. Why catches the first matter of stowaway to eat meal? In order to express hospitably? Shouldn't catch then the severe punishment to interrogate and torture them? “什么？吃饭？”星爵等人有点搞不清楚现在地球的习俗了。为什么抓到偷渡者的第一件事是吃饭？为了表达好客吗？不应该是把他们抓起来然后严刑拷问吗？ „Yes, now is just the meals and snacks, therefore first eats meal. Where comes as for you, which to goes, wants to do, for anything. This a series of issues we can the late point discuss. Even if the captive we is also makes them fill the belly first.” Li Jie said that the smiling face was also sincere. “是的,现在刚好是饭点,所以还是先吃饭吧。至于你们从哪儿来,到哪儿去,想干嘛,为了什么。这一系列的问题我们可以晚一点在讨论。就算是阶下囚我们也是让他们先填饱肚子的。”李杰如是说,笑容也非常真诚。 Was sent under custody the region that Star Lord one line are going to go to eat temporarily by the steel squad. 由钢铁小队押送着星爵一行人前往临时就餐的区域去了。 But Tony and Rogers and the others look at Li Jie to ask very much puzzled: „What eats meal to eat? Should not ask where first they do come?” 而托尼和罗杰斯等人很不解的看着李杰问道:“吃饭吃什么？不应该是先问他们从哪儿来吗？” Li Jie shook the head: „Does not worry, a while can ask slowly. Because the hot pot cold was not delicious. Did Dr. Hank Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids paste prepare?” 李杰摇了摇头:“不着急,等会儿可以慢慢问。因为火锅冷了就不好吃了。汉克博士马应龙痔疮膏准备好了吗？” Dr. Hank has pushed black frame eyeglasses: „Has prepared, momentarily can use.” 汉克博士推了一下黑框眼镜:“已经准备好了,随时可以使用。” Because this small plan most starts, only then Li Jie and Dr. Hank know, therefore other people in Illuminati do not clarify these two to hit any riddle. 因为这个小计划最开始只有李杰和汉克博士知道,所以光照会内的其他人弄不清楚这两人在打什么哑谜。 All person very puzzled asking: „What thing? What were you saying?” 所有人都很不解的问道:“什么东西？你们在说什么？” Li Jie has clapped the palm of the hand: „Delicious food. Is coordinated the China Sichuan dahongpao Chinese prickly ash by the Mexico devil pepper, in addition turkey surface from South Korea as blending flavors a top good food of manufacture. The super hot pan boiling turkey surface, likes eating the spicy person to love this dish!” 李杰拍了拍巴掌:“好吃的食物而已。由墨西哥魔鬼椒配合中国四川大红袍花椒,再加上来自韩国的火鸡面等作为调味而制作的一道顶级美食。超级麻辣锅煮火鸡面,爱吃辣的人会爱死这道菜的！” Dr. Banner hears the names of several materials Li Jie mentioned unable to bear start merely to secrete the saliva, is not greedy, but is he understands after these gadget enter the mouth, will bring the big stimulation to oneself. 班纳博士仅仅是听到了李杰提到的几个材料的名字就忍不住开始分泌唾液,不是馋的,而是他明白这些玩意儿进入口腔后给自己会带来多大的刺激。 It is not right, is not only the mouth, should be says from top to bottom, is very from beginning to end exciting. Therefore Dr. Banner could not bear swallow the saliva saying: „Are you so definite these people able to eat spicily?” 不对,不仅仅是口腔,应该是说从上到下,从头到尾都很刺激。所以班纳博士忍不住吞咽了一下口水说道:“你就这么确定这些人能吃辣？” Li Jie shook the head: „I am indefinite.” 李杰摇了摇头:“我不确定啊。” Dr. Banner holds the volume: „Do you make these things to eat to them?” 班纳博士扶额:“那你给他们做这些东西吃？” An expression of Li Jie face righteous qi: „These materials I have made processing, the entrance is not spicy. Spicy is the spicy segmentum posteriuses, after finishing eating, will think spicy. Moreover haven't I prepared Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids paste? Relieved.” 李杰一脸正气的表示:“这些材料我都做了处理的啊,入口不辣的。辣都是辣后段,吃完以后才会觉得辣的。而且我不是准备了马应龙痔疮膏吗？安心啦。” Righteousness that Li Jie this saying said. 李杰这话说的理直气壮。
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