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#341: Have the friends, you heard Amway?

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What thing came back? ” Gamora holds two big boxes that is bringing to be somewhat curious regarding Star Lord. 了什么东西回来？”卡魔拉对于星爵抱着带回来的两个大箱子有些好奇。 pèng ~. Star Lord layer on layer/heavily placed two big boxes underground „shouted ~” he long to breathe out, present Earthling was really too warm. Unexpectedly killed the time with these many entertainment things to oneself and the others. 碰~。星爵把两个大箱子重重的放在了地下“呼~”他长出了一口气,现在的地球人实在是太热情了。居然拿这么多娱乐用品给自己等人打发时间。 Facing the inquiry of Gamora, Star Lord very proud smiling of: „These are my Earth compatriots are afraid us, when the waiting entry verifies was too bored, specially for various entertainment things that we prepare. Has the movie, has the game wait/etc..” 面对卡魔拉的提问,星爵非常自豪的笑了笑:“这些是我的地球同胞们害怕我们在等待入境审核的时候太无聊了,专门为我们准备的各种娱乐用品。有电影,有游戏等等。” „Is you are used for self- deceit these gadget?” Gamora said that is not quite really polite. When she spoke, one team of Iron Man Armor squads were holding various types of mechanical games and computers as well as other necessary electronic entertainment equipment walked. “就是你用来自我欺骗的那些玩意儿？”卡魔拉说委实不太客气。就在她说话的时候,一队钢铁战甲小队抱着各种游戏机和电脑以及其他的各种配套的电子娱乐设备走了进来。 „Puts this, right, all places this me to reorganize a while.” Star Lord tidied up a place to let these mechanical games and entertainment devices has the place to put. He seemed like warm. “放这,对,全都放在这等会儿我来整理。”星爵收拾出了一块地方让这些游戏机和娱乐设备有地方可以放。他看起来热情极了。 Rocket Raccoon is somewhat curious regarding these electronic products, he has taken up PS4 high-quality handle PSV somewhat curious was asking to Star Lord: „Are these electronic installation is used to do?” 火箭浣熊对于这些电子产品有些好奇,他拿起了一个PS4的高级手柄PSV有些好奇的对着星爵问道:“这些电子设备是用来干嘛的？” On the Star Lord face has written all over excited saying: „Used to play!” 星爵脸上写满了兴奋的说道:“用来玩啊！” Rocket Raccoon has swayed the PSV handle, then looks like also wants to disassemble it. However Star Lord before he begins snatched PSV. 火箭浣熊摇晃了一下PSV手柄,然后看起来还想要拆开它。但是星爵在他动手前把PSV抢了过来。 Rocket Raccoon rubbed oneself that sharp canine to say with the sharp nail: „Plays? I meant that they were invented to do. Although looks like display mode is quite backward, but the fabrication technology also calculates to pass. Although some civilization were very developed, the thing that but makes always somewhat crude even is the disgusting feeling, the thing of your Earth manufacture seems like exquisite. Does not know that their actual uses are anything.” 火箭浣熊用尖锐的指甲搓了搓自己那尖锐的犬齿说道:“玩？我是说它们被发明出来干什么。虽然看起来显示方式还比较落后,但是制造工艺还算过得去。有些文明虽然已经很发达了,但是制造出来的东西总有些傻大黑粗甚至是恶心的感觉,你们地球制造的东西看起来还算精巧。就是不知道它们的实际用处是什么。” „Plays!” Star Lord reiterated: „These are used to play computer game! Do you understand?” “玩！”星爵再次重申了一遍:“这些是用来玩电子游戏的！你们明白吗？” „Computer game? That what football mechanical games that like your shattered?( Note)” Rocket Raccoon incredible looks that full big pile of electronic products of said. “电子游戏？就像你那个已经坏掉的那个什么橄榄球游戏机一样吗？（注）”火箭浣熊不可置信的看着满满一大堆的电子产品说道。 „Not completely is, these things are more advanced. Too are more than mechanical games that I played at that time!” Star Lord was saying with an inconceivable illusion tone: „You know how many good things my these years have missed?- BOY , GBA , PSP , NDS wait/etc.! But these are our Earth now the populace popular entertainment device.” “不完全是,这些东西更加先进。比我当时玩的游戏机强太多了！”星爵用一种不可思议的梦幻语气说着:“你知道我这些年错过了多少好东西吗？-BOY,GBA,PSP,NDS等等！而这些都是我们地球现在大众流行的娱乐设备。” Gamora arrived at Star Lord side to take up PS4- PRO to size up carefully, before Star Lord had not responded she opened this thing. Then after observing some little time said: „Although internal structure is quite primitive and crude, but the exterior packing actually does is very good. One type, un......” Gamora does not know how should describe, she always thought a little does not suit. 卡魔拉走到星爵的旁边拿起了一台PS4-PRO仔细的打量了起来,在星爵没有反应过来之前她就把这东西给才开了。然后在观察了好一会儿后才说道:“虽然内部的结构还比较原始和简陋,但是外部包装却做的很好。有一种,嗯……”卡魔拉不知道该怎么形容,她总觉得有点不对劲。 „Has the quality.” Star Lord helped her saying the words: „Is one type has the feeling of quality is right. Our previous time helps that whole body golden big female priest makes their high-tech batteries the time, the outside wrapping that they make is also mediocre, right!” “有品质。”星爵帮她把话给说了出来:“就是一种有品质的感觉对吧。我们上次帮那个浑身金色的大女祭司弄她们的高科技电池的时候,她们做的外包装也不过如此,对吧！” „Yes.” Gamora understands that now where makes her feel does not suit: „You said that these things are used to play? Not other functions?” “是啊。”卡魔拉现在明白过来是哪里让她感觉不对劲了:“你说这些东西都是用来玩的？没有其他作用？” Star Lord has pondered: „I guess, these gadget are used to play completely. Makes the game with the computational procedure of computer.” 星爵思考了一下:“我猜是的,这些玩意儿全部都是用来玩的。用电脑的计算程序来制造游戏。” Speaks Star Lord already impatiently is given to install by PS4- PRO that Gamora disassembles that and connects the good power source and graphic display device. Because the IMAX equipment also takes several hours to turn for the better, Li Jie first to them has made. 80 inch ultra clear liquid crystal of This was the top machine sovereign who in the civil monitor can buy. 说着话星爵已经迫不及待的把那台被卡魔拉拆开的PS4-PRO给装上,并且连接好电源与显示设备。因为IMAX设备还需要几个小时才能转好,李杰先给他们弄了台八十寸的超清液晶电视。这是民用显示器中能够买到的顶级机皇了。 Star Lord( Earthling has talent that) in entertainment very much has the talent, he read two instruction booklets merely quickly on has installed the complete equipment. And «Horizon: The Li Ming (Dawn) Dawning» game small dish has put in the mechanical games. 星爵在娱乐方面还是很有天赋的（地球人都有的天赋）,他仅仅看了两眼说明书就很快的把整套设备安装了起来。并且把一张《地平线:黎明曙光》的游戏碟放入了游戏机。 Grasped Star Lord of handle impatient wish to play now the Earth's computer game. This has been separated a 20 many years of reunion once again! 握着手柄的星爵已经迫不及待的想要玩现在地球的电子游戏了。这是暌违了二十多年的再度重逢啊！ After attractive CG anime and Music, Gamora looks that Star Lord her eyebrow wrinkled the wrinkle: „Does this gadget bring to play the game really? What do you manage this to call?” 在一段漂亮的CG动画和音乐过后,卡魔拉看着星爵她的眉头皱了皱:“这玩意儿真的只是拿来玩游戏的？你管这个叫什么？” „Computer game!” Star Lord excited does not know, therefore. Compared with Famicom that he played in childhood, the present PS4- PRO function and can play the standard of game completely is a space underground. “电子游戏！”星爵兴奋的不知所以。比起他小时候玩的红白机,现在的PS4-PRO的机能和可以玩游戏的水准完全是一个天上一个地下。 You think that you understanding to game are also at a pixel block, the picture presents in the scroll way, does not have the plot( or very crude plot) in imagination time. Suddenly gave you to come entire high-definition 3 D, free open sandbox world, and plot rich game, this regarding your impact big? 你想一想吧,你对游戏的理解还处在一种像素方块,画面以卷轴方式呈现,没有剧情（或者非常简陋的剧情）的想象中的时候。忽然给你来了一个全高清3D,自由开放沙盒世界,并且剧情丰富的游戏,这对于你的冲击有多大？ This probably was 1980 youth suddenly cross over to 2017. Soon the 40 year disparity makes people eyes cannot take it all. 这就好像是1980年的青年忽然穿越到了2017年。快要四十年的差距让人目不暇接。 For example present Star Lord is this feeling, he thought that he can wallow in these games. But also has a hundred it is said similarly splendid game to wait for him to play in the box. 比如说现在的星爵就是这种感觉,他觉得他可以沉迷于这些游戏中了。而在箱子里还有上百张据说同样精彩的游戏等着他来游玩。 But Gamora and Rocket Raccoon as well as Drax do not understand Star Lord completely in excited anything. Even Gamora raised such question: „Why your can Earthling waste time to make these gadget?” 而卡魔拉和火箭浣熊以及德拉克斯完全弄不懂星爵在兴奋什么。甚至卡魔拉提出了这样的疑问:“你们地球人为什么要浪费时间做这些玩意儿？” „The production of these electronic installation need the resources. But you said the Earth resources are limited, you also make these to seek pleasure. Right, the manufacture game should also need the special algorithm. You to play have also manufactured one set of complex algorithm? From Music to picture again to operation.” “这些电子设备的生产是需要资源的。而你说了地球资源紧张,你们还制造这些取乐。对了,制作游戏应该还需要特别的算法吧。你们为了玩还制作了一套复杂的算法？从音乐到画面再到操作。” „You must spend many people, how much time can produce a such game. But these games are meaningless, the only significance is used for the self- deceit and tries to please. Your was Earthling insane?” “你们要花多少人,多少时间才能制作一款这样的游戏。而这些游戏毫无意义,唯一的意义就是用来自我欺骗和自我取悦。你们地球人是疯了吗？” Regarding the question of Gamora and Rocket Raccoon as well as Drax( Groot expressed that oneself does not know how should express mood), Star Lord has put down the game handle earnestly then looks that the oneself teammate said: „That is because you have not understood the charm of these games. Good, now how starts me to teach you to understand that appreciated in the Earth culture a broadest and profoundest point.” 对于卡魔拉和火箭浣熊以及德拉克斯的疑问（格鲁特表示自己不知道应该怎么表达情绪）,星爵放下了游戏手柄然后认真的看着自己的队友说道:“那是因为你们还不懂这些游戏的魅力。好吧,现在开始我要教你们如何懂得欣赏地球文化中最博大精深的一环了。” The Star Lord appearance is very earnest, his expression looked like was saying: Do the friends, you know Amway? 星爵的模样很认真,他的表情就像是在说:朋友,你知道安利吗？ Li Jie and the others saw all these through the monitoring camera of quarters, Li Jie touches the chin saying: „We should help Star Lord, making him be able better Amway Earth culture.” 李杰等人通过生活区的监控摄像头看到了这一切,李杰摸了摸下巴说道:“我们应该帮一把星爵,让他能够更好的安利地球文化。” Dr. Hank has pushed the black frame eyeglasses: „How do you plan to do?” 汉克博士推了推黑框眼镜:“你打算怎么做？” Li Jie earnest saying: „For example now works overtime causes a Earth entertainment culture guide? Observes their fondness, perhaps we need to produce the entertainment program that some extraterrestrial supply especially.” 李杰认真的说道:“比如说现在加班加点的弄出一个地球娱乐文化指南？还有观察他们的喜好,也许我们需要制作一些外星人特供的娱乐节目。” PS: Illustration: In the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 beginning, Star Lord and the others , on some planet defends the battery of Goldie people, on Star Lord takes Demon Alteration to cross investigates the equipment, is used to investigate to come the extraterrestrial monster of stealing food battery. PS:注解:在银河护卫队2的一开头,星爵等人在某个星球上保卫小金人们的电池的时候,星爵手上拿着一个魔改过得侦查设备,用来探查前来偷吃电池的外星怪兽。 But in his hand is taking that detection equipment in fact is on a palm the mechanical games, the US-Thailand football mechanical games of US-Thailand company product. This is on world one of the earliest several game palm machines. Therefore Star Lord since childhood is the game youngster. 而他手上拿着的那个侦查设备实际上就是一台掌上游戏机,美泰公司出品的美泰橄榄球游戏机。这是世界上最早的几款游戏掌机之一。所以星爵从小就是游戏少年。 US-Thailand company is also production company of famous Barbie. 美泰公司也是著名的芭比娃娃的生产公司。
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