DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#15: Preserves the dog's lives and 23 matters


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How regardless of Li Jie installs to instigate, something in any case should come does not evade. 不论李杰如何装怂,反正有的事情该来的还是躲不过的。 Because Odin the anger has become confused, almost wants ruin Earth, finally by Ancient One blocking. However prevented this time to extinguish the world crisis, Odin's filled with fury is unable to vent. 奥丁因为怒火冲昏了头脑,差点想要毁灭地球,最后被古一给阻住了。但是阻止了这次灭世危机,奥丁的满腔怒火就无法发泄了。 However under the reminder of Ancient One( Ancient One:?) Odin has thought of the chief criminal of this matter. 不过在古一的提醒下(古一:?)奥丁想到了这件事的罪魁祸首。 Actually is who makes the oneself son turn into this! That person should stand in the oneself imperial palace now. 究竟是谁让自己儿子变成这样的!那个人现在应该就站在自己的皇宫内。 oneself was hoodwinked the heart by Longyou simply, unexpectedly from the beginning also prepares to reward this fellow. 自己简直就是被龙油蒙了心了,居然一开始还准备奖励这个家伙。 Bah! Now can be called the reward of Night Traveler's fellow to this only, only has the million volt! When Bifrost opens, Ancient One and Odin simultaneously visit Immortal Palace. 呸!现在唯一能给这个叫做夜行者的家伙的奖励,只有百万伏特!在彩虹桥打开的时候,古一奥丁同时踏足仙宫 Odin loudly shouted one: Gungnir!” One brings the lance of prestige of thunder Lightning to cut the horizon, having the illustrious power and influence to enter to fall into the Odin's hand. This is Odin's weapon, thunder lance is also called is Spear of Eternity Gungnir. 奥丁大呼一声:“冈格尼尔!”一把带着雷霆闪电之威的长矛划破天际,带着赫赫的威势进落入奥丁的手中。这是奥丁的武器,雷霆长矛也被人称呼为永恒之枪冈格尼尔 As the thunder and lightning gods, an idea that Odin pursues very much: This world nothing was the electricity one time cannot solve, if present, then increased the voltage!( So is why familiar?) 作为雷电的神明,奥丁很奉行的一个理念:这个世界没有什么事情是电一次解决不了的,如果有,那么就加大电压!(为什么这么熟悉?) But the voltage regarding Odin almost does not have the upper limit, therefore Odin principle is always convincing by( thing), can with the issue that( thing) principle solves, are never many >\; 而对于奥丁来说电压几乎是没有上限的,所以奥丁一向都是以(物)理服人,能用道(物)理解决的问题,从来不多>\; Like he makes now, when he is grasping the Spear of Eternity stride steps into the oneself imperial palace shouted loud: Night Traveler, you roll to me!” 就像他现在做的一样,当他握着永恒之枪大步的踏入自己的皇宫的时候高声一喊:“夜行者,你给我滚出来!” Because originally Frigga rude appears gingerly Li Jie, heard angry roaring of Asgard King of Gods, cannot bear the both legs get malaria. It is not I am not strong, is the enemy is too formidable. The Li Jie innermost feelings wail. 原本就因为弗丽嘉的失态而显得战战兢兢的李杰,听到了阿斯迦德众神之王的怒吼,忍不住双腿打摆子。不是我不坚强啊,实在是敌人太强大。李杰内心哀嚎。 But Ancient One is following by Odin's, he naturally cannot simple sitting by and doing nothing, but Ancient One on the face is having a smiling face of pondering now. Has him in any case, Li Jie will not have an accident will not die has sufficed, the Odin's air/Qi must leave after all. Cannot make Odin send out one to affect the thunderstorm of world in Earth. 古一正跟在奥丁的旁边,他自然不会简单的坐视不管,但是古一现在脸上却带着一种玩味的笑容。反正有他在,李杰不会出事也不会死就够了,奥丁的气总归是要出的。总不能让奥丁地球发出一阵影响全球的雷暴吧。 But when Odin looks Li Jie is troublesome, Thor and Loji also returned to the imperial palace. Influence that because the Thor return has, the triumphal returning ceremony originally cannot manage. Loji command carelessly oneself hand/subordinate ended. But today all Asgard's subjects received an unprecedented stimulation. Will have many people unable to sleep tonight in any case and that's the end. 而就在奥丁李杰麻烦的时候,托尔洛姬也回到了皇宫。因为托尔归来造成的影响,原本的凯旋仪式算是办不下去了。洛姬草草的指挥自己手下收场了。而今天所有阿斯迦德的臣民都受到了一种前所未有的刺激。反正今晚会有很多人睡不着觉就是了。 When Thor and Loji return to the imperial palace is seeing this kind of picture. 托尔洛姬回到皇宫的时候正看到这样一幅画面。 Spear of Eternity Blink the purple Thunder of Ruination prestige can arrive around the Li Jie's neck, Odin over the face scowl looks at Li Jie. But on the Li Jie's face shows a standard smiling face, looks like neither arrogant nor servile( perhaps is the smiling face of flattering, but Thor is not very definite). 永恒之枪闪烁紫色毁灭之雷的威能正抵着李杰的脖子附近,奥丁满面怒容的看着李杰。而李杰的脸上露出一种标准的笑容,看起来不卑不亢(也许是讨好的笑容,但是托尔不是很确定)。 But Frigga weak sitting in chair at the same time, Valkyrie stands on one side not to dare to move. Ancient One was a hand stretches out has sent out the magic fluctuation, prepared to save the scene at any time, but seemed Sorcerer Surpreme does not worry very much. 弗丽嘉正无力的坐在一边的椅子内,瓦尔基里站在一边动都不敢动。古一则是一只手伸出发出了魔法波动,随时准备救场,但是看上去至尊法师并不是很着急。 Revealing smile that Li Jie strives to Odin, but in fact his back clothes by cold sweat soaking: Respect King of Gods, I see you very much happily. However Asgard's hospitality a little extremely in warm. It is necessary as warm scatters as the electric light?” 李杰勉力的露出微笑对着奥丁,但是实际上他背后的衣服都被冷汗给浸透了:“尊敬的众神之王,我很高兴见到您。但是阿斯迦德的待客之道有点太过于热情了吧。有必要热情到电光四溅吗?” Odin stubbornly is staring at Li Jie: Has a look at the good deed that you do!” He has referred to Thor that just walked from outside. 奥丁死死的盯着李杰:“看看你干的好事!”他指了指从外面刚刚走进来的托尔 Li Jie trace has drawn back backward one step, maintains with is sending out the Gungnir certain safe distance of prestige of thunder. 李杰不着痕迹的向后退了一步,保持与正散发着雷霆之威的冈格尼尔一定的安全距离。 After Li Jie looked at Thor, said: King of Gods, Thor has held up Hammer of Thunder. He truly learned humbly. This point I think that you should be very clear.” 李杰看了一眼托尔后说道:“众神之王啊,托尔已经举起了雷霆之锤。他确实学会了谦卑。这一点我想你应该很清楚。” Odin got angry: But has a look at his present appearance!” 奥丁怒了:“但是看看他现在的样子!” &\; is Martial God, is not the dance god. Doesn't this affect his battle efficiency not? ” Li Jie borrowed just the Frigga words to say. &\;尔是武神,不是舞神。这并不影响他的战斗力不是吗?”李杰借用了刚刚弗丽嘉的话说道。 But at this time sat in Frigga that in the chair does not move has stood, Phantom Empress saw the biological son return of oneself, 而这个时候原本坐在椅子里不动弹的弗丽嘉站了起来,幻影皇后看见了自己的亲儿子归来, Half step has arrived in front of Thor's. With is rubbing the Thor's fat face that both hands make an effort: Day, Thor! What have you eaten in the world?!” &\; mother, hey, Mom. ” Thor is avoiding the devastation of Frigga with every effort: Don't this, Valkyrie and Sorcerer Ancient One, you have not been able to rub my face .................. Thor also to say anything like this, because actually Frigga rubbed his face to cause him to speak the distortion of sound, nobody heard to be clear he to say anything. 快步的走到了托尔的面前。用双手用力的揉搓着托尔的胖脸:“天呐,托尔!你在人间吃了什么?!”&\;妈,嘿,妈妈。”托尔尽力的躲避着弗丽嘉的蹂躏:“别这样,瓦尔基里古一法师还在呢,你不能这样揉我的脸………………”托尔还想说些什么,但是却因为弗丽嘉揉他的脸造成了他说话声音的变形,没人听得清他在说什么。 Li Jie and Odin went to the vision have been rubbing Frigga of Thor head. Li Jie inexplicable thought that this picture somewhat is why familiar, is in the legend? 李杰奥丁都把目光投向了正在揉搓托尔脑袋的弗丽嘉李杰莫名的觉得这幅画面为什么有些熟悉,难道是传说中的? &\; Thor now does not look like very genial? ” Li Jie said this saying time closes one's eyes, this is because the thunder and lightning on Gungnir was too dazzling, is not because talks nonsense the eye cannot open. &\;托尔现在不是看起来挺和善的吗?”李杰说这话的时候闭着眼睛,这是因为冈格尼尔上的雷电太刺眼了,并不是因为说瞎话的时候眼睛睁不开。 &\; Ding God King, you made Thor descend to earth at that time he entrusts to my time, had not said that must help Thor control the body weight. ” Li Jie the eye opens now. &\;丁神王,您当时让托尔下凡将他托付给我的时候,并没有说过要帮托尔控制体重啊。”李杰现在眼睛又睁开了。 The &\; conscience spoke, Thor can hold up Hammer of Thunder not to be enough now. I was have completed Asgard and Earth's diplomatic work. You cannot turn back on the conscience, your reasonable! ” &\;良心说话,托尔现在能够举起雷霆之锤不就足够了吗。我算是完成了阿斯迦德地球的外交事务吧。您不能违背了良心啊,您的讲道理啊!” Odin: This not simple changed fat was so simple! But is God of Thunder, Asgard's God of Thunder should not be this appearance!” 奥丁:“这并不是简单的变胖了这么简单!而是雷神,阿斯迦德的雷神不该是这个样子!” However the Gungnir electricity glow somewhat weakened, Li Jie covers with oneself Power of Purple Thunder in referring to of oneself, moved the Gungnir spearhead quietly, making this sharp thing leave oneself: You just saw Thor, he is some new merits is you have not experienced. Earth has words: Judges people solely on appearance, child of feather losing.” 不过冈格尼尔的电芒有些减弱了,李杰自己紫雷之力覆盖在自己的指间,悄悄的拨动了一下冈格尼尔的矛头,让这锋利的东西离自己远一点:“您才刚刚见到托尔,他还是有很多新的优点都是您没见识过的。地球有句话:以貌取人,失之子羽。” Sorcerer Ancient One was to watch enough the play at this time finally, he blocked Odin to make him take back Gungnir: Was good, Odin, at least you need to understand next present Thor first. Perhaps matter you have not thought is so bad.” 古一法师这个时候总算是看够了戏,他拦下了奥丁让他收回了冈格尼尔:“好了,奥丁,至少你需要先了解一下现在的托尔。也许事情并没有你想的那么糟。” Odin os: I have not thought is so bad? I only feared that thinks me is worse than! 奥丁os:没我想的那么糟?我只怕比我想的还要糟! Loji had also helped Li Jie at this time: Father, at least first prepares the midday feast. At least Thor came back, has held up Hammer of Thunder. Simultaneously at least I have fought a successful battle, not?” 洛姬这个时候也帮了李杰一把:“父亲,至少先准备一下午宴吧。至少托尔回来了,也举起了雷霆之锤。同时至少我也打了一个胜仗,不是吗?” Loji's these words were to let Odin finally take back temporarily wanted to kill the Li Jie's thoughts, at least cannot be today. Today is Loji triumphs to withdraw troops to return to the day of towards. Then kills the Li Jie's day to change tomorrow, today first makes him eat to the full, Odin is thinking like this. Tomorrow is using the whatever happens|10 million volt to deliver him to start off. 洛姬的这句话总算是让奥丁暂时收回了想要杀了李杰的心思,至少不能是今天。今天是洛姬得胜班师回朝的日子。那么杀李杰的日子就改成明天吧,今天先让他吃饱,奥丁这样想着。明天在用千万伏特送他上路吧。 However looked at a Thor's build, has thought then midday feast word, the Odin's Sun hole starts to twitch. 不过看了一眼托尔的体型,然后又想到了午宴这词,奥丁的太阳穴就开始抽搐。 .................. ……………… This was a very depressed midday feast, Ancient One is also remained to eat meal by Odin. The oneself eldest son held up Hammer of Thunder, the youngest daughter has returned in triumph. This is double happiness descend on the house, Odin should very rejoice is right, but how he cannot smile now. 这是一场非常沉闷的午宴,古一也被奥丁留下来吃饭了。原本自己的大儿子举起了雷霆之锤,小女儿得胜归来。这是双喜临门,奥丁应该很高兴才对的,但是他现在怎么样都笑不出来。 He puts on a serious face to eat a roast duck leg, simultaneously big mouth is filling the ale, this makes the atmosphere very awkward. Li Jie sits in Ancient One nearby food does not know the taste, he has not paid attention oneself to force in the food in mouth completely is any flavor. 他板着脸吃着一支烤鸭腿,同时大口的灌着麦酒,这让现场的气氛非常尴尬。李杰坐在古一的旁边食不知味,他完全没有留意自己塞进嘴巴里的食物是什么味道的。 But Frigga perhaps is only one in the person who on dinner table can also enliven, because she is Phantom Empress, Odin cannot have a fit of temper to her. 弗丽嘉恐怕是唯一一个在餐桌上还能活跃的人,因为她是幻影皇后,奥丁不能对她发脾气。 Although saw that a Thor this face fat type she is very uncomfortable, but makes Thor not eat meal she is very uncomfortable. Therefore she thought that asks day of Thor on Earth passes what kind. 虽然见到托尔这个一脸胖样她挺难受的,但是真让托尔不吃饭她也挺难受的。所以她觉得问一问托尔地球上的日子过得怎么样。 Frigga: Thor, what have you done in Earth?” 弗丽嘉:“托尔,你在地球都干了什么?” Thor ate Loji just to tighten to cauliflower eyebrow that he handed over: Mom, you are held responsible formerly or now.” 托尔吃着洛姬刚刚给他递来的花椰菜眉头紧锁:“妈妈,你是问从前还是现在。” Frigga somewhat confuses: What has to distinguish?” 弗丽嘉有些迷惑:“有什么区别?” Thor nodded saying: Has very big difference.” Although Odin looks like furious, but is also raising up the ear to listen. 托尔点了点头说道:“有很大区别。”奥丁虽然看起来气哼哼的,但是也在竖起耳朵听着。 Frigga asked: That said front.” 弗丽嘉问:“那就说说前面的。” Thor lets go: Has drunk probably some liquor, every day is dead drunk. Later wallows in world fried chicken cola and variety show anything.” 托尔一摊手:“大概就是喝了些酒,每天酩酊大醉。之后沉迷于人间的炸鸡可乐与综艺节目什么的。” Frigga knit the brows, this is not the good deed. Odin looked like the anger ascended obviously once again, Li Jie hid in the Ancient One back trembles. 弗丽嘉皱了皱眉,这可不是什么好事。奥丁看起来明显又一次怒火升腾了,李杰躲在古一的背后瑟瑟发抖。 Frigga quickly shifts the topic: Then afterward?” 弗丽嘉赶快转移话题:“那么后来呢?” Thor has referred to Li Jie: He helped me look for a work, work in hospital.” 托尔指了指李杰:“他帮我找了份工作,在医院的工作。” Frigga: Hospital?” 弗丽嘉:“医院?” Thor explained approximately: „Similar to the work of our therapist. However the humankind name is of a doctor, what they are more is or is certain synthesis medicament( chemical) treats with the extract of herbal medicine and herbal medicine.” 托尔大致解释了一下:“类似于我们这里治疗师的工作。不过人类称呼为医生,他们更多的是用草药和草药的萃取物或者是某些合成药剂(化学品)来治疗。” This seems also good, Frigga is thinking like this, she opens the mouth to ask: Therefore you did master the treatment ability of world?” 这看上去还不错,弗丽嘉这样想着,她又开口问道:“所以你掌握了人间的治疗能力?” Thor shook the head: No, not. That is a very complex matter, at that time I did not have divine power to be only a mortal. But the ordinary mortal wants to study to become a doctor to need to be 10 many years of training, books and materials that as well as the back next one big piles.” 托尔摇了摇头:“不,并没有。那是一种很复杂的事情,当时我没有神力只是凡人。而普通的凡人想要学习成为一名医生需要长达多年的培养,以及背下一大摞的书籍和资料。” Frigga thought that Thor was hopeless mostly. Because this son is abhors regarding hundred ~ ten thousand \\ novel and studies, only then the fight is his hobby. 弗丽嘉心想,那托尔多半是没戏了。因为她这个儿子对于~万\\小!说和学习是深恶痛绝的,只有战斗是他的爱好。 Let him read a book of fat earnestly, might as well makes him go to and Evil Dragon fight. 让他认真的读完一本大部头的书,还不如让他去和恶龙搏斗。 Frigga: Therefore you aren't a doctor?” 弗丽嘉:“所以你不是医生?” Thor waved: „It is not, I am only the assistant of doctor. However I in diligently mother. Recently started me in hundred ~ ten thousand \\ novel.” 托尔挥了挥手:“不是,我只是医生的助手。不过我在努力了妈妈。最近开始我在~万\\小!说。” Frigga thought that oneself auditory hallucination, she also asked one: You said that you were doing recently?” 弗丽嘉觉得自己幻听了,她又问了一句:“你说你最近在干什么?” The &\; book, checks the material. Wants to become a doctor not to be easy, I must carry on every day am five to six hours of reading. During free time that on the vehicle and goes to work, I will make the best use of all time to study. Although my progress is very slow. ” Thor was saying naturally. &\;书,查资料。想要成为一名医生可不容易,我每天都要进行长达五到六个小时的阅读。在车上和上班的空闲期间,我会抓紧一切时间读书。虽然我的进展很慢。”托尔理所应当的说着。 However atmosphere actually becomes strange. 但是现场的气氛却变得诡异。 Loji incredible looks at Thor, is this my elder brother? Can he hundred ~ ten thousand \\ novel? 洛姬不可置信的看着托尔,这是我的哥哥?他会~万\\小!说 Frigga incredible looks at Thor, is this my son? Can he hundred ~ ten thousand \\ novel? 弗丽嘉不可置信的看着托尔,这是我的儿子?他会~万\\小!说 Odin incredible looks at Thor, is this my son? His meeting ............! Because Odin was stimulated excessively, had forgotten oneself is still gnawing the duck leg, therefore the tooth bit the tongue, at that time the left tongue breaking by biting, this may really be hurting of web. 奥丁不可置信的看着托尔,这是我的儿子?他会…………啊!奥丁因为受到过度的刺激,忘记了自己还在啃鸭腿,所以牙齿咬到了舌头,当时就把左边的舌头给咬破了,这可真是钻心的疼啊。 Thor continues saying: „ Afterward I was adjusted the orphanage, is the child who these lose the parents treats the place. I am responsible for taking care of them. Services the electric appliance, coaxes them to take an afternoon nap, afternoon time told the story to the grade little child. Occasionally the big kid who goes to the basketball court to accompany the 13~14 year plays the basketball. Occasionally displaying the good child sends some small between-meal snack. I manage to take care of a 50 child. Thor said that here somewhat is proud. 托尔继续说道:“后来我被调去了孤儿院,也就是那些失去父母的孩子待得地方。我负责照顾他们。维修一下电器,哄他们睡午觉,下午的时候给年级小的孩子讲故事。偶尔去篮球场陪十三四岁的大孩子打篮球。偶尔给表现好的孩子发一些小零食。我管理照顾着五十个孩子呢。托尔说道这里有些自豪。 Li Jie already secretly finds out the body from the Ancient One back, raises up the thumb to Thor. Because has a look at the present scene. 李杰已经偷偷的从古一的背后探出身子,对托尔竖起大拇指。因为看看现在的现场吧。 scoop on Loji fell, she just again ate the soup to come, now she has forgotten all these. She looks at Thor dull, is this my elder brother? Will he take care of the child? 洛姬手上的勺子都掉了,她刚刚再喝汤来着,现在她已经忘记了这一切。她只是呆呆的看着托尔,这是我的哥哥?他会照顾孩子? The Frigga fork also fell, she was just eating a piece fruit to come, she now has forgotten also these. She also dull looks at Thor, is this my son? Will he take care of the child? 弗丽嘉的叉子也掉了,她刚刚在吃一个片水果来着,她现在也忘记了这些。她也是呆呆的看着托尔,这是我的儿子?他会照顾孩子? The duck leg on Odin also fell, he just was still continue gnaw the duck leg to come, he had now forgotten oneself was just gnawing duck leg. He looks at Thor dull, is this my son? He will look after......! Odin forgot that oneself is gnawing duck leg, he is only chewing subconsciously, finally bit the tongue. This time is right. This ferocity of biting, sore is fiercer, almost Odin could not stretch. 奥丁手上的鸭腿也掉了,他刚刚还在继续啃着鸭腿来着,他现在忘记了自己刚刚啃着的鸭腿。他只是呆呆的看着托尔,这是我的儿子?他会照顾……啊!奥丁忘记自己啃着鸭腿,他只是下意识的咀嚼着,结果把舌头又咬到了。这一次是右边的。这一次咬的更猛,疼的更厉害,差点奥丁都绷不住了。 However Thor had discovered Odin's does not suit, he is pointing at the Odin's corners of the mouth: Father, day! You bled! Therapists! Therapists!” Thor was shouting loudly the therapist. 但是托尔发现了奥丁的不对劲,他指着奥丁的嘴角:“父亲,天啊!你流血了!治疗师!治疗师!”托尔高呼着治疗师。 Frigga has also discovered all these, she arrives at behind Odin's immediately: Day, Odin you a bit faster lie low. You felt where is uncomfortable?” 弗丽嘉也发现了这一切,她立刻来到奥丁的背后:“天呐,奥丁你快点平躺下来。你感觉什么地方不舒服吗?” Odin: Does not have, I am only......” 奥丁:“没,我只是……” Frigga: Was good, do not speak! A bit faster lies down, you were old wound manifest certainly suddenly. The day, you have not told me you to have such serious internal injury, unexpectedly will cough up blood.” 弗丽嘉:“好了,不要说话!快点躺下,你一定是旧伤发作了。天呐,你从来没有告诉过我你有这样严重的内伤,居然会咳血。” Odin: I am not, I do not have......” 奥丁:“我不是,我没有……” Frigga did not give the Odin speech the opportunity, she shouts to Loji: A bit faster goes to look to me the Asgard best therapist.” 弗丽嘉更本不给奥丁说话的机会,她冲着洛姬喊道:“快点去把阿斯迦德最好的治疗师给我找过来。” Scene one group of confusion, but Li Jie relaxed, was the oneself dog's life preserves? 场面一团混乱,但是李杰松了一口气,自己的狗命算是保住了吧?
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