„Therefore before , what had?” Before Bifrost opens at the last minute, Sorcerer Ancient One asked issue that he had doubts. Actually is what matter can make the Asgard's God King so violent anger lose the reason? “所以到底之前发生了什么？”在彩虹桥打开前最后一刻,古一法师问出了他非常疑惑的问题。究竟是什么事情才能让阿斯加德的神王如此暴怒失去理智？ Odin has hesitated a while, finally sighed to speak of: „This matter mentioned incoming call grows.” 奥丁迟疑了一会儿,最后叹息一声说到:“这件事说起来话长了。” ........................ …………………… When the Bifrost ray diverges, appearance was similar to Thor waving of ordinary US village middle age fatty stands in the reviewing stand nearby. 当彩虹桥的光芒散去,打扮的就如同一个普通的美国乡村中年胖子的托尔挥着手站在了观礼台的边上。 He spoke to Odin as well as all Asgard's subjects: „Hi! Good morning. Long time no see!” 他对着奥丁以及所有的阿斯加德的臣民说到:“嗨！大家上午好。好久不见了！” Peaceful, absolute peace. Scene falls peace that the needle may hear. 安静,绝对的安静。现场落针可闻的安静。 Thor wrinkled under eyebrow, smiling of then gets over an emotion: „It looks like I very long has not come back, everybody has forgotten me. However has not related, I still remember you.” 托尔皱了下眉头,然后又释怀的笑了笑:“看起来我很久没回来,大家都忘记了我。不过没有关系,我还记得你们。” Thor spoke one's mind and participated in tens of thousands Corpsman of triumphal returning ceremony to say to the reviewing stand under Asgard people loudly: „My Asgard's God of Thunder came back!” 托尔自说自话的对着观礼台下的阿斯加德民众和参加凯旋仪式的几万士兵大声的说着:“我阿斯加德的雷霆之神回来了！” Then Thor has arrived at side Odin's, has given an petrification technique same Odin big hug: „, Dear and other my father. I want dead you! Let me come to see your body with the former same solidity.” 然后托尔走到了奥丁的身边,给了中了定身法术一样的奥丁一个大大的拥抱:“哦,亲爱等我父亲。我想死你了！让我来看看你的身体和从前一样的结实。” Thor is supporting oneself was pregnant hugged Odin of next old age version devil lean meat person. The Odin solid muscle and Thor fatty fat hit in one, have formed mighty waves to be turbulent. 托尔挺着自己的大肚子拥抱了一下老年版魔鬼精肉人的奥丁。奥丁结实肌肉和托尔肥腻的脂肪撞击在了一起,形成了一阵的波涛汹涌。 Thor happily has patted the Odin's back, has made thump thump the sound. Odin thought in oneself illusion magic. 托尔欣慰的拍了拍奥丁的后背,发出了咚咚的声音。奥丁觉得自己中了幻觉魔法。 Because front this person is the oneself son? Is impossible! Formerly that seemed fierce incomparable, making God of Thunder Thor that the enemy was panic at the news go which? Who is this fatty? 因为面前这个人是自己的儿子？不可能吧！从前那个看上去就凶猛无比,让敌人闻风丧胆的雷神托尔去哪儿了？这个胖子是谁？ However this world who can under illusion magic to oneself not be realized by oneself? Loji? 但是这个世界又有谁能对自己下幻觉魔法还不被自己察觉？洛姬？ No, is impossible, she did not have this attainments. Frigga?, She will not have the reason of such making. 不,不可能,她还没有这种造诣。弗丽嘉？不会啊,她没有这么做的理由。 Is more impossible as for Ancient One! He even not in Asgard. At Odin also in confusing. Thor smiling in Loji that the ground almost everywhere sways back and forth leading. 至于古一就更不可能了！他甚至不在阿斯加德。就在奥丁还在迷惑的时候。托尔把笑的在地上差点满地打滚的洛姬给领了起来。 „For a long time does not see, my good younger brother.” Thor has also given her a big hug. “好久不见,我的好弟弟。”托尔也给了她一个大大的拥抱。 Loji lowers the head does not make others see the tears of her corner of the eye: „Yes, I also very ~ pū ~ I also very much think of you to go, my elder brother!” Loji speech time represses laughter very is laborious. 洛姬低着头不让别人看见她眼角的泪花:“是的,我也很~噗~我也很想念你去,我的哥哥！”洛姬说话的时候忍笑的非常辛苦。 She had thought oneself is good at hiding the oneself emotions very much, but now looks like insufficient! 她一直觉得自己很善于隐藏自己的情绪,但是现在看来还是不够啊！ But Thor was smiling to Loji. Odin at the same time after oneself divine power determined repeatedly, finally confirmed that this person is the oneself son. Is this fellow unexpectedly my son?! You dare to believe! 而托尔只是对着洛姬笑了笑。一边的奥丁利用自己的神力反复确定以后,终于确认这个人是自己的儿子。这家伙居然是我的儿子？！你敢信！ Odin to asking that Thor is not daring to believe: „What did you have?!” 奥丁对着托尔不敢置信的问到:“你发生了什么？！” Thor senseless shrugging: „Father listens to your words, goes to the world study to be modest.” He does not have any to think not the good place. 托尔无谓的耸肩:“父亲听你的话,去人间学习谦虚而已。”他没有任何觉得不好的地方。 Odin roared: „I am make you study humbly, does not make you go to put on weight silly!” 奥丁咆哮:“我是让你学习谦逊,不是让你去傻长肉去的！” Thor dug under the mouth to make faces: „This is unimportant, not?” 托尔撅了下嘴巴做了个鬼脸:“这并不重要,不是吗？” Odin at heart S: Who didn't say importantly? Too important! You know why I look for you am? I pass on the position, you must become King of Asgard. Quietly the present scene, how making me coronate for you? Even if I coronate forcefully, perhaps Asgard however all subjects do not comply! 奥丁心里s:谁说不重要的？太重要了！你知道我把你找回来是干嘛的吗？我是传位的,你是要成为阿斯加德之王的。悄悄现在的场景,让我如何为你加冕？就算我强行加冕,恐怕阿斯加德但是所有臣民都不答应吧！ The Odin's innermost feelings are the collapse. But at the same time people under the reviewing stand also start to talk in whispers. 奥丁的内心是崩溃的。而同时观礼台下的民众也开始窃窃私语。 „Who is he?” “他是谁？” „Probably is Thory.” “好像是托儿。” „Nonsense, Thor at all is not long like this. I have seen him, he comes to my shop to drink daily.” “胡扯,托尔根本不是长这样的。我见过他,他天天来我店里喝酒来着。” „I also thought that possibly some people made a mistake. Did Heimdall meet mistakenly the person?” “我也觉得可能是有人搞错了。是不是海姆达尔接错了人？” „Heimdall, hurries to meet Thor!” “海姆达尔,赶紧把托尔接回来！” An intermittent low voice has extended Bifrost from the Asgard's triumphal returning square. 一阵阵低低的声浪从阿斯加德的凯旋广场一直延伸到了彩虹桥。 Heimdall casts down one's eyes, nose view heart. He has not made a mistake in any case. Even if there is mistake, 海姆达尔眼观鼻,鼻观心。反正他没弄错。就算真的有错, Wrong is also this world, has nothing to do with him. But Thor in the reviewing stand also shows that command Odin fire big smiling face to look at oneself. 错的也是这个世界,和他无关。而在观礼台上托尔还露出那种令奥丁火大的笑容看着自己。 „You actually how my son?” Odin hates bitterly, which once that fierce resolute did God of Thunder go? Why now seems like the two fools? “你究竟怎么了我的儿子？”奥丁痛心疾首,曾经那个勇猛刚毅的雷神去哪儿了？为什么现在看上去就像个二傻子？ „Gained weight a point, my father. However I think, even if I again fat, is your son, right.” Thor smiles was saying. “只是长胖了一点而已,我的父亲。不过我想即便我长得再胖,也是您的儿子,对吧。”托尔微笑着说道。 Made oneself keep a serious look Loji to have one with great difficulty time unable to stretch, she has not squatted now on the ground, she was disinclined to conceal with has been hammering the floor that the hand makes an effort. 原本好不容易让自己表情严肃的洛姬有一次绷不住了,她现在已经不是蹲在地上,她已经懒得掩饰了用手使劲的锤着地板。 The tears endure quite laborious! This is the Loji only feelings. 眼泪忍的好辛苦啊！这是洛姬唯一的感想。 Odin stared Loji, but he has no free time to educate Loji now about the imperial dignified matter. Because his oneself Sun hole straight pit-a-pat. 奥丁瞪了一眼洛姬,但是他现在没空教育洛姬关于皇家威严的事情。因为他自己的太阳穴都直突突。 „Was good, father. Do not put on a serious face, smiles one. I am not you imitate phone bill to deliver, happy. At least have I held up Hammer of Thunder not?” Thor smile, standard reveals eight teeth. “好了,父亲。别板着脸,笑一个。我又不是你充话费送的,开心点。至少我举起了雷霆之锤不是吗？”托尔微笑,标准的露出八颗牙齿。 An expression of Odin constipation looks at Thor: „What sufficient phone bill? You said what nonsense is?” 奥丁一副便秘的表情看着托尔:“什么充话费？你说的都是什么鬼话？” Thor does not have self-conscious saying: „The slangs on some Earth, I go to school from the network. I very like the Earth network, these variety show and honorable person show anything. Said, father who you should have a look.” 托尔毫无自觉性的说道:“一些地球上的俚语,我从网络上学来的。我挺喜欢地球网络的,还有那些综艺节目和真人秀什么的。说真的,你应该看看的父亲。” „I have a work in Earth, has deposited some money. I thought that I can buy a television for you and mother, by stages words can buy 65...... Un, 70 inch liquid crystal. This type of television can put in you and mother's resting palace. Handles day of government affairs, then lies on the bed is eating the Immortal Palace fruit, watches various variety shows simply is biggest enjoyment.” “我在地球有一份工作,存了些钱。我觉得我能给你和母亲买一台电视,分期的话能买个六十五……嗯,七十吋的液晶电视。这种电视能放到您和母亲的寝宫里。处理完一天的政务,然后躺在床上吃着仙宫的水果,看着各种综艺节目简直是最大的享受。” A Thor serious earnest appearance was saying these words, but lying down that Loji totally gave up treating twitched on the ground. Because represses laughter to endure is too fierce, her abdomen muscle started to cramp, she needed the level to make the cramp restore. 托尔一副严肃认真的样子说着这些话,而洛姬已经彻底放弃治疗的躺在地上抽搐了。因为忍笑忍的太厉害,她的腹部肌肉开始抽筋了,她需要躺平来让抽筋恢复。 Odin listens to fill the next goose egg that the Thor's words mouth is opening sufficiently, the day! Was this? My son how?! 奥丁听着托尔的话嘴巴张的足以塞下一个鹅蛋,天呐！这是怎么了？我的儿子到底怎么了？！ But this has not calculated, Thor eye very sharp saw not far away is being held by the guard that plain box. He fast runs up to by that box from the hand of guard to take that box. 而这还不算完,托尔眼睛很尖的看见了不远处由卫兵抱着的那个古朴的箱子。他飞快的跑到那个箱子旁边从卫兵的手上拿过那个箱子。 After he hugs, opened directly, inside is one simple, but actually appears somewhat mysterious crown, a cloak of attractive gold-red interaction. 他抱过来以后直接打开了,里面是一个朴素但是却显得有些神秘的王冠,还有一袭漂亮的金红色相间的披风。 Thor took crown: „This gives my gift? Father!” 托尔把王冠拿了出来:“这是给我的礼物吗？父亲！” Odin just had not paid attention to discover that Thor the valuable box of crown and cloak that Asgard passed from generation to generation opening, looked like also wants to put on to oneself. 奥丁刚刚没留神就发现托尔把阿斯迦德世代相传的王冠和披风的宝箱给打开了,看起来还想给自己戴上。 In front of arriving Thor's of Odin half step, the member grasps crown another saying: „This does not give you! You give me to drop!” Should to Thor's, his coronation ceremony prepare. However the present situation do you make Odin give Thor to coronate? 奥丁快步的走到托尔的面前,一把手拿住呢王冠的另一头说道:“这不是给你的！你给我放手！”原本应该是给托尔的,他连加冕仪式都准备好了。但是现在的情况你让奥丁怎么给托尔加冕？ Thor firmly holds crown another side saying: „Then to Loki's? Look, making me give to him, helping him put on.” 托尔牢牢的抓住王冠的另一边说道:“那么就是给洛基的？瞧,让我送给他,帮他戴上。” „I have the position, you give me to drop, Thor!” Odin makes an effort crown to oneself direction. “我自有主张,你给我放手,托尔！”奥丁用力的把王冠向自己方向拉。 „Do not be too tenacious, father. Since took, why to use?” Thor also turns toward the oneself direction to make an effort. “不要太固执了,父亲。既然都拿出来了,干嘛不用？”托尔也向着自己方向用力。 The blue vein on Odin forehead fast: „Has no need for you managing!” 奥丁脑门上的青筋都快爆出来了:“用不着你管！” Thor used including divine power: „Do not be so mean-spirited, father. Since is not the child who the sufficient phone bill delivers, why looks on as an outsider.” 托尔连神力都用上了:“不要这么小气,父亲。既然都不是充话费送的孩子,何必太见外。” Therefore Asgard's first and second powerhouse started a seesaw battle. Asgard people under the reviewing stand were somewhat scared. All Corpsman were also silly, wait/etc., reaches an agreement today is the triumphal returning ceremony. Now you are haunted on the stage! 于是阿斯迦德的第一和第二强者开始了一场拉锯战。观礼台下的阿斯迦德民众有些傻眼了。所有的士兵也都傻了,等等,今天说好了是凯旋仪式的啊。现在你们在台上是闹鬼啊！ No matter how in any case the audiences under stage think, Odin on stage was wild with rage by Thor quickly. 反正不管台下的观众们怎么想,台上的奥丁是快被托尔气疯了。 „Drops!” Odin roared in a low voice. “放手！”奥丁低声咆哮。 „Can put really?” Thor somewhat hesitates. “真的要放？”托尔有些犹豫。 „Must!” Odin is categorical. Therefore Thor lets go suddenly, but also linked in forcibly Odin is withdrawing several steps almost to trip and fall. When loses the center of gravity, his both hands raise that Asgard to be the continuation do not know that passed on many ten thousand years of crown to depart from Odin's. “必须的！”奥丁斩钉截铁。于是托尔突然撒手,还在用力的奥丁连着退后了好几步差点摔跤。而在失去重心的时候,他双手一扬那个阿斯迦德代代相传不知道传了多少万年的王冠从奥丁的手上飞出了。 Non-stop flew was very far, was very far, was very far. Asgard has together final protection mechanism, that is the endless abyss outside trim Asgard mainland. It revolves like the moat around Asgard's, inside and outside having Bifrost can communicate. But now the Asgard's King crown falls to by the Bifrost endless abyss. It is estimated that picked unable to pick, does not know that which dimension this symbolized crown of Asgard honor to fall. 一直飞了很远,很远,很远。阿斯迦德有一道最后的保护机制,那就是整片阿斯迦德大陆外的无尽深渊。它就像护城河一样围绕在阿斯迦德的四周,只有彩虹桥能够沟通内外。而现在阿斯迦德的王冠就落到彩虹桥两边的无尽深渊中。估计捡是捡不回来了,不知道这个象征着阿斯迦德荣誉的王冠会掉到哪个维度去了。 Odin both eyes dodge the anger to look at Thor. Thor very innocent lets go saying: „Just was you make me drop, father.” 奥丁双眼闪着怒火看着托尔。托尔很无辜的摊手说道:“刚刚是你让我放手的,父亲。” Saying that Odin clenches jaws finally: „Guard! Favors this fellow to me! When I come back to ask him to do accounts again!” Said Odin making by filled with fury losing sanely. 奥丁最后咬牙切齿的说道:“卫兵！给我看好这个家伙！等我回来再找他算账！”说着奥丁就已经被满腔怒火给弄的失去理智了。 Any ghost Earth, any Sorcerer Ancient One was lost by him to. His son who he only wants to look for that evil now turns into such place, then ruins! 什么鬼地球,什么古一法师都被他丢到一边去了。他现在只想找那个害的他儿子变成这样的地方,然后毁掉哪儿！ Asgard people ignorant have compelled completely, today this play what sings is which? The scene has sent out the huge noise. 现场的阿斯迦德民众全部都懵逼了,今天这戏到底唱的是哪出啊？现场发出了巨大的噪音。 But comes back after Thor could not bear losing image Loji that smiled restore finally reluctantly. Thor pulled up just also poured in ground Loji. Has patted the dust on her shoulder. 而从托尔回来以后就忍不住笑的失去形象的洛姬总算是勉强恢复过来了。托尔一把拉起刚刚还倒在地上的洛姬。拍了拍她肩膀上的尘土。 Then a hand embraces her shoulder, two brother and sister intimate stands. Thor looked at Loji one to whisper with the sound that two people can hear: „Loji. Like this you should be happy.” 然后一只手揽住她的肩膀,两兄妹亲密的站在一起。托尔看了洛姬一眼用一种只有两人才能听见的声音低语道:“洛姬。这样的话你应该高兴了吧。” Loji's both eyes stared suddenly in a big way, then inconceivable looks at Thor one. Thor uses that fat face serious saying: „Look, I am your own elder brother!” 洛姬的双眼忽然瞪大了,然后不可思议的看着托尔一眼。托尔用那副胖胖的面孔严肃的说道:“瞧,我可是你的亲哥哥啊！” .................................... ……………………………… Outside voice also affected Frigga in imperial palace. Phantom Empress was receiving Li Jie's, said that this was very high treatment. 外面的声浪也影响到了皇宫内的弗丽嘉。原本幻影皇后是在接待李杰的,说起来这是非常非常高的待遇了。 Queen Asgard's coming out courtesy reception Li Jie, this completely is the almighty visits of other dimensions has the treatment that. But Frigga welcome the Li Jie's reason is very simple, he made Thor learn the humble moral excellence. Before this is Thor, thing that can never learn. 阿斯迦德的皇后出来礼节性的接待李杰,这完全是其他维度的大能来访才有的待遇。而弗丽嘉欢迎李杰的原因也很简单,他让托尔学会了谦逊的美德。这是托尔之前永远学不会的东西。 Regarding Odin and Frigga, this not less than and has molded Thor. Frigga wants courteous reception Li Jie, even she and Odin has also discussed that must go to the Odin's treasure house to choose some treasures as giving the reward of this Earthling, at least one pseudo artifact cannot run away. 对于奥丁和弗丽嘉而言,这不啻与重新塑造了一个托尔。弗丽嘉愿意礼遇李杰,甚至她和奥丁还商量过,也许要去奥丁的宝库选一些宝物作为给这个地球人的奖赏,至少一个准神器是跑不掉的。 The voice that however outside transmits made Frigga wrinkle eyebrow: „Outside how?” 但是外面传来的声浪让弗丽嘉皱了皱眉头:“外面怎么了？” Frigga prepared the tea to entertain Li Jie, she made Li Jie sit in one side, but Valkyrie stood erect in one side. However Li Jie hotches( Valkyrie stands is also very uncomfortable). 弗丽嘉准备了茶水招待李杰,她让李杰坐在一旁而瓦尔基里竖立在一边。不过李杰坐立难安（瓦尔基里站的也很难受）。 Outside hears voice Li Jie fast saying that in a low voice transmits: „Perhaps is certain accidental/surprised matters, for example Thor and so on.” He helps Frigga to inoculate, generally speaking female is quite tenderhearted. Perhaps Frigga a while looked, in the oneself good and evil also transformed in the Thor's share to block Odin. 听见外面传来的声浪李杰快速低声的说道:“也许是某些意外的事情,比如托尔之类的。”他相帮弗丽嘉打预防针,一般来说女性比较心软。也许弗丽嘉等会儿看在自己好歹也改造了托尔的份上会拦住奥丁。 Frigga knits the brows: „What accident/surprise does Thor have?” 弗丽嘉皱眉:“托尔有什么意外？” The Li Jie left hand compares, right hand compares: „You know that in the universe has various accidents/surprises. For example this type, for example that type.” 李杰左手比一下,右手比一下:“您知道的,宇宙中有各种意外。比如这种,比如那种。” Frigga eyebrow one tight: „Said specifically, for example what?” 弗丽嘉眉头一紧:“说具体一点,比如什么？” Valkyrie stands by Li Jie's, expression soon cried, she thought that oneself perhaps was most undeserved, a while can Odin deliver the topping cheat her? 瓦尔基里站在李杰的旁边,表情快要哭出来了,她觉得自己恐怕是最冤枉的,等会儿奥丁会不会把她送上绞刑架？ Li Jie drinking tea water of cautiously: „For example Thor fat a point.” 李杰小心翼翼的喝了口茶水:“比如托尔胖了一点。” Saying that Frigga does not care about: „Male Martial God does not have many relations fat, Thor is Martial God, is not the dance god.” 弗丽嘉不在意的说道:“男武神胖一点没有多少关系,托尔是武神,又不是舞神。” „In fact, the general idea, possibly, Thor fat this point are perhaps more than wanting that you think.” Li Jie has gesticulated with the hand. “实际上,也许,大概,可能,托尔胖的这一点比您想的要多一些。”李杰用手比划了一下。 Frigga doubts looks at Li Jie: „Said specifically.” 弗丽嘉疑惑的看着李杰:“说具体点。” „Do you know the gnu and hippopotamus?” Li Jie cautiously is making the analogy. “您知道角马和河马吗？”李杰小心翼翼的做着比方。 Frigga nodded: „I naturally know, two lifeform.” 弗丽嘉点了点头:“我自然知道,两种生物而已。” Li Jie deeply inspires: „Like this said that beforehand Thor is the gnu, then present Thor is the hippopotamus. Did you understand difference?”( Picture everybody hundred of gnu). 李杰深吸一口气:“这样说吧,以前的托尔是角马,那么现在的托尔就是河马。您明白这其中的差别了吗？”（角马的图片大家百度吧）。 Frigga was shocked, afterward a ~ light sound, in her hand is taking teacup by her crumb. 弗丽嘉愣住了,随后啪~一声轻响,她手上拿着的茶杯被她捏碎了。 Li Jie has stood from the seat immediately, punishes by forcing to stand with Valkyrie abreast in row. The people, should instigate must instigate, is standing dying, not only has hero , some fools. 李杰立马从座位上站了起来,和瓦尔基里一起并排罚站。人呐,该怂的时候还是得怂,站着死的不光有英雄,也有一些傻蛋。 Hasn't listened to that proverb? The life not only has the poem and distant place, present drifting along. 没听过那句老话吗？生活不光有诗和远方,还有眼前的苟且。