„Therefore before , whathad?”BeforeBifrostopensat the last minute, Sorcerer Ancient Oneaskedissue that hehad doubts. Actuallyiswhatmattercanmake the Asgard'sGod Kingsoviolent angerlose the reason?
“所以到底之前发生了什么?”在彩虹桥打开前最后一刻,古一法师问出了他非常疑惑的问题。究竟是什么事情才能让阿斯加德的神王如此暴怒失去理智?Odinhas hesitateda while, finallysighedto speak of: „Thismattermentionedincoming callgrows.”奥丁迟疑了一会儿,最后叹息一声说到:“这件事说起来话长了。”........................
……………………When the Bifrostraydiverges, appearancewas similar toThorwaving of ordinaryUSvillagemiddle agefattystandsin the reviewing standnearby.
当彩虹桥的光芒散去,打扮的就如同一个普通的美国乡村中年胖子的托尔挥着手站在了观礼台的边上。Hespoke to Odinas well asallAsgard'ssubjects: „Hi! Good morning. Long time no see!”
他对着奥丁以及所有的阿斯加德的臣民说到:“嗨!大家上午好。好久不见了!”Peaceful, absolutepeace. Scenefallspeace that the needlemayhear.
安静,绝对的安静。现场落针可闻的安静。Thorwrinkledundereyebrow, smiling of thengets over an emotion: „It looks like Iverylonghas not come back, everybodyhas forgottenme. Howeverhas not related, Istillrememberyou.”托尔皱了下眉头,然后又释怀的笑了笑:“看起来我很久没回来,大家都忘记了我。不过没有关系,我还记得你们。”Thorspoke one's mindandparticipated intens of thousandsCorpsman of triumphal returningceremonyto sayto the reviewing standunderAsgardpeopleloudly: „MyAsgard'sGod of Thundercame back!”托尔自说自话的对着观礼台下的阿斯加德民众和参加凯旋仪式的几万士兵大声的说着:“我阿斯加德的雷霆之神回来了!”ThenThorhas arrived atsideOdin's, has given an petrificationtechniquesameOdinbighug: „, Dearand othermy father. Iwant dead you! Letmecome to seeyourbodywith the formersamesolidity.”
然后托尔走到了奥丁的身边,给了中了定身法术一样的奥丁一个大大的拥抱:“哦,亲爱等我父亲。我想死你了!让我来看看你的身体和从前一样的结实。”Thoris supportingoneselfwas pregnanthuggedOdin of nextold ageversiondevillean meatperson. The Odinsolidmuscle and Thorfattyfathitinone, have formedmighty wavesto be turbulent.托尔挺着自己的大肚子拥抱了一下老年版魔鬼精肉人的奥丁。奥丁结实肌肉和托尔肥腻的脂肪撞击在了一起,形成了一阵的波涛汹涌。Thorhappilyhas patted the Odin'sback, has madethump thump the sound. Odinthoughtinoneselfillusionmagic.托尔欣慰的拍了拍奥丁的后背,发出了咚咚的声音。奥丁觉得自己中了幻觉魔法。Becausefrontthispersonis the oneselfson? Is impossible! Formerlythatseemedfierceincomparable, makingGod of ThunderThor that the enemywas panic at the newsgowhich? Who is thisfatty?
因为面前这个人是自己的儿子?不可能吧!从前那个看上去就凶猛无比,让敌人闻风丧胆的雷神托尔去哪儿了?这个胖子是谁?Howeverthisworldwhocanunderillusionmagictooneselfnot be realizedbyoneself? Loji?
但是这个世界又有谁能对自己下幻觉魔法还不被自己察觉?洛姬?No, is impossible, shedid not havethisattainments. Frigga?, Shewill not have the reason of suchmaking.
不,不可能,她还没有这种造诣。弗丽嘉?不会啊,她没有这么做的理由。Is more impossibleas forAncient One! HeevennotinAsgard. At Odinalsoinconfusing. ThorsmilinginLoji that the groundalmosteverywheresways back and forthleading.
至于古一就更不可能了!他甚至不在阿斯加德。就在奥丁还在迷惑的时候。托尔把笑的在地上差点满地打滚的洛姬给领了起来。„For a long timedoes not see, mygoodyounger brother.”Thorhas also givenher a bighug.
“好久不见,我的好弟弟。”托尔也给了她一个大大的拥抱。Lojilowers the headdoes not makeotherssee the tears of hercorner of the eye: „Yes, Ialsovery~pū~Ialsovery muchthink ofyouto go, myelder brother!”Lojispeechtimerepresses laughterveryis laborious.洛姬低着头不让别人看见她眼角的泪花:“是的,我也很~噗~我也很想念你去,我的哥哥!”洛姬说话的时候忍笑的非常辛苦。Shehad thoughtoneselfis good athiding the oneselfemotionsvery much, butnowlooks likeinsufficient!
她一直觉得自己很善于隐藏自己的情绪,但是现在看来还是不够啊!ButThorwas smilingtoLoji. Odinat the same timeafteroneselfdivine powerdeterminedrepeatedly, finallyconfirmed that thispersonis the oneselfson. Is thisfellowunexpectedlymy son?! Youdareto believe!
而托尔只是对着洛姬笑了笑。一边的奥丁利用自己的神力反复确定以后,终于确认这个人是自己的儿子。这家伙居然是我的儿子?!你敢信!Odintoasking that Thoris not daringto believe: „What did youhave?!”奥丁对着托尔不敢置信的问到:“你发生了什么?!”Thorsenselessshrugging: „Fatherlistens toyourwords, goes to the worldstudyto be modest.”Hedoes not haveanyto think not the goodplace.托尔无谓的耸肩:“父亲听你的话,去人间学习谦虚而已。”他没有任何觉得不好的地方。Odinroared: „Iammakeyoustudyhumbly, does not makeyougoto put on weightsilly!”奥丁咆哮:“我是让你学习谦逊,不是让你去傻长肉去的!”Thordugunder the mouthto make faces: „Thisis unimportant, not?”托尔撅了下嘴巴做了个鬼脸:“这并不重要,不是吗?”Odinat heartS: Whodidn't sayimportantly? Tooimportant! Youknow why Ilook foryouam? Ipass on the position, youmustbecomeKing of Asgard. Quietly the presentscene, howmakingmecoronateforyou? Even ifIcoronateforcefully, perhapsAsgardhoweverallsubjectsdo not comply!奥丁心里s:谁说不重要的?太重要了!你知道我把你找回来是干嘛的吗?我是传位的,你是要成为阿斯加德之王的。悄悄现在的场景,让我如何为你加冕?就算我强行加冕,恐怕阿斯加德但是所有臣民都不答应吧!
The Odin'sinnermost feelingsare the collapse. Butat the same timepeople under the reviewing standalsostartto talk in whispers.奥丁的内心是崩溃的。而同时观礼台下的民众也开始窃窃私语。„Who is he?”
“他是谁?”„ProbablyisThory.”
“好像是托儿。”„Nonsense, Thorat all is notlonglike this. Ihave seenhim, hecomes to myshopto drinkdaily.”
“胡扯,托尔根本不是长这样的。我见过他,他天天来我店里喝酒来着。”„Ialsothought that possiblysomepeoplemade a mistake. Did Heimdallmeetmistakenly the person?”
“我也觉得可能是有人搞错了。是不是海姆达尔接错了人?”„Heimdall, hurriesto meetThor!”
“海姆达尔,赶紧把托尔接回来!”
An intermittentlowvoicehas extendedBifrostfrom the Asgard'striumphal returningsquare.
一阵阵低低的声浪从阿斯加德的凯旋广场一直延伸到了彩虹桥。Heimdallcasts down one's eyes, noseviewheart. Hehas not made a mistakein any case. Even if there is mistake,海姆达尔眼观鼻,鼻观心。反正他没弄错。就算真的有错,Wrong is also thisworld, has nothing to dowithhim. ButThorin the reviewing standalsoshowsthatcommandOdinfirebigsmiling faceto look atoneself.
错的也是这个世界,和他无关。而在观礼台上托尔还露出那种令奥丁火大的笑容看着自己。„Youactuallyhowmy son?”Odinhates bitterly, whichoncethatfierceresolute did God of Thundergo? Whynowseemslike the twofools?
“你究竟怎么了我的儿子?”奥丁痛心疾首,曾经那个勇猛刚毅的雷神去哪儿了?为什么现在看上去就像个二傻子?„Gained weight a point, my father. HoweverIthink, even ifIagainfat, isyour son, right.”Thorsmileswas saying.
“只是长胖了一点而已,我的父亲。不过我想即便我长得再胖,也是您的儿子,对吧。”托尔微笑着说道。Madeoneselfkeep a serious lookLojito haveonewith great difficultytime unable to stretch, shehas not squattednowon the ground, shewas disinclinedto concealwithhas been hammering the floor that the handmakes an effort.
原本好不容易让自己表情严肃的洛姬有一次绷不住了,她现在已经不是蹲在地上,她已经懒得掩饰了用手使劲的锤着地板。
The tearsendurequitelaborious! Thisis the Lojionlyfeelings.
眼泪忍的好辛苦啊!这是洛姬唯一的感想。OdinstaredLoji, buthehas no free timeto educateLojinowabout the imperialdignifiedmatter. BecausehisoneselfSunholestraightpit-a-pat.奥丁瞪了一眼洛姬,但是他现在没空教育洛姬关于皇家威严的事情。因为他自己的太阳穴都直突突。„Was good, father. Do not put on a serious face, smilesone. Iam notyouimitatephone billto deliver, happy. At least have Iheld upHammer of Thundernot?”Thorsmile, standardrevealseightteeth.
“好了,父亲。别板着脸,笑一个。我又不是你充话费送的,开心点。至少我举起了雷霆之锤不是吗?”托尔微笑,标准的露出八颗牙齿。
An expression of Odinconstipationlooks atThor: „Whatsufficientphone bill? Yousaidwhatnonsenseis?”奥丁一副便秘的表情看着托尔:“什么充话费?你说的都是什么鬼话?”Thordoes not haveself-conscioussaying: „The slangs on someEarth, Igo to schoolfrom the network. Iverylike the Earthnetwork, thesevariety showandhonorable personshowanything. Said, father who youshouldhave a look.”托尔毫无自觉性的说道:“一些地球上的俚语,我从网络上学来的。我挺喜欢地球网络的,还有那些综艺节目和真人秀什么的。说真的,你应该看看的父亲。”„Ihave a workinEarth, has depositedsomemoney. Ithought that Icanbuy a televisionforyou and mother, by stageswordscanbuy65...... Un, 70inchliquid crystal. Thistype of televisioncanputinyouandmother'sresting palace. Handlesday of government affairs, thenlieson the bedis eating the Immortal Palacefruit, watchesvariousvariety showssimplyisbiggestenjoyment.”
“我在地球有一份工作,存了些钱。我觉得我能给你和母亲买一台电视,分期的话能买个六十五……嗯,七十吋的液晶电视。这种电视能放到您和母亲的寝宫里。处理完一天的政务,然后躺在床上吃着仙宫的水果,看着各种综艺节目简直是最大的享受。”
A Thorseriousearnestappearancewas sayingthesewords, butlying down that Lojitotallygave uptreatingtwitchedon the ground. Becauserepresses laughterto endureis too fierce, herabdomenmusclestartedto cramp, sheneeded the levelto make the cramprestore.托尔一副严肃认真的样子说着这些话,而洛姬已经彻底放弃治疗的躺在地上抽搐了。因为忍笑忍的太厉害,她的腹部肌肉开始抽筋了,她需要躺平来让抽筋恢复。Odinlistensto fill the nextgooseegg that the Thor'swordsmouthis openingsufficiently, the day! Was this? My sonhow?!奥丁听着托尔的话嘴巴张的足以塞下一个鹅蛋,天呐!这是怎么了?我的儿子到底怎么了?!Butthishas not calculated, Thoreyeverysharpsawnot far awayis being heldby the guardthatplainbox. Hefastruns up tobythatboxfrom the hand of guardto takethatbox.
而这还不算完,托尔眼睛很尖的看见了不远处由卫兵抱着的那个古朴的箱子。他飞快的跑到那个箱子旁边从卫兵的手上拿过那个箱子。
After hehugs, openeddirectly, insideisonesimple, butactuallyappearssomewhatmysteriouscrown, a cloak of attractivegold-redinteraction.
他抱过来以后直接打开了,里面是一个朴素但是却显得有些神秘的王冠,还有一袭漂亮的金红色相间的披风。Thortookcrown: „Thisgivesmygift? Father!”托尔把王冠拿了出来:“这是给我的礼物吗?父亲!”Odinjusthad not paid attentionto discover that Thor the valuablebox of crownandcloak that Asgardpassed from generation to generationopening, looked likealsowantsto put ontooneself.奥丁刚刚没留神就发现托尔把阿斯迦德世代相传的王冠和披风的宝箱给打开了,看起来还想给自己戴上。In front ofarrivingThor's of Odinhalf step, the membergraspscrownanother saying: „Thisdoes not giveyou! Yougivemeto drop!”ShouldtoThor's, hiscoronation ceremonyprepare. However the presentsituation do youmakeOdingiveThorto coronate?奥丁快步的走到托尔的面前,一把手拿住呢王冠的另一头说道:“这不是给你的!你给我放手!”原本应该是给托尔的,他连加冕仪式都准备好了。但是现在的情况你让奥丁怎么给托尔加冕?Thorfirmlyholdscrownanother side saying: „ThentoLoki's? Look, makingmegive tohim, helpinghimput on.”托尔牢牢的抓住王冠的另一边说道:“那么就是给洛基的?瞧,让我送给他,帮他戴上。”„Ihave the position, yougivemeto drop, Thor!”Odinmakes an effortcrowntooneselfdirection.
“我自有主张,你给我放手,托尔!”奥丁用力的把王冠向自己方向拉。„Do not be too tenacious, father. Sincetook, whyto use?”Thoralsoturns toward the oneselfdirectionto make an effort.
“不要太固执了,父亲。既然都拿出来了,干嘛不用?”托尔也向着自己方向用力。
The blue vein on Odinforeheadfast: „Has no need foryoumanaging!”奥丁脑门上的青筋都快爆出来了:“用不着你管!”Thorusedincludingdivine power: „Do not be so mean-spirited, father. Sinceis not the child who the sufficientphone billdelivers, whylooks on as an outsider.”托尔连神力都用上了:“不要这么小气,父亲。既然都不是充话费送的孩子,何必太见外。”ThereforeAsgard'sfirst and secondpowerhousestarted a seesaw battle. Asgardpeople under the reviewing standwere somewhat scared. AllCorpsmanwere also silly, wait/etc., reaches an agreementtodayis the triumphal returningceremony. Nowyou are hauntedon the stage!
于是阿斯迦德的第一和第二强者开始了一场拉锯战。观礼台下的阿斯迦德民众有些傻眼了。所有的士兵也都傻了,等等,今天说好了是凯旋仪式的啊。现在你们在台上是闹鬼啊!No matterhowin any case the audiences under stagethink, Odin on stage was wild with ragebyThorquickly.
反正不管台下的观众们怎么想,台上的奥丁是快被托尔气疯了。„Drops!”Odinroaredin a low voice.
“放手!”奥丁低声咆哮。„Canputreally?”Thorsomewhathesitates.
“真的要放?”托尔有些犹豫。„Must!”Odinis categorical. ThereforeThorlets gosuddenly, but alsolinkedinforciblyOdinis withdrawingseveralstepsalmostto trip and fall. Whenloses the center of gravity, hisboth handsraisethatAsgardto be the continuationdo not know that passed onmanyten thousandyears of crownto departfromOdin's.
“必须的!”奥丁斩钉截铁。于是托尔突然撒手,还在用力的奥丁连着退后了好几步差点摔跤。而在失去重心的时候,他双手一扬那个阿斯迦德代代相传不知道传了多少万年的王冠从奥丁的手上飞出了。Non-stop flewwas very far, was very far, was very far. Asgardhastogetherfinalprotectionmechanism, thatis the endlessabyss outside trimAsgardmainland. Itrevolveslike the moataroundAsgard's, inside and outside havingBifrostcancommunicate. Butnow the Asgard's Kingcrownfallstoby the Bifrostendlessabyss. It is estimated thatpicked unable to pick, does not know that whichdimensionthissymbolizedcrown of Asgardhonorto fall.
一直飞了很远,很远,很远。阿斯迦德有一道最后的保护机制,那就是整片阿斯迦德大陆外的无尽深渊。它就像护城河一样围绕在阿斯迦德的四周,只有彩虹桥能够沟通内外。而现在阿斯迦德的王冠就落到彩虹桥两边的无尽深渊中。估计捡是捡不回来了,不知道这个象征着阿斯迦德荣誉的王冠会掉到哪个维度去了。Odinboth eyesdodge the angerto look atThor. Thorveryinnocentlets go saying: „Justwas you make medrop, father.”奥丁双眼闪着怒火看着托尔。托尔很无辜的摊手说道:“刚刚是你让我放手的,父亲。”Saying that Odinclenches jawsfinally: „Guard! Favorsthisfellowtome! WhenIcome backto askhimto do accountsagain!”SaidOdinmakingbyfilled with furylosingsanely.奥丁最后咬牙切齿的说道:“卫兵!给我看好这个家伙!等我回来再找他算账!”说着奥丁就已经被满腔怒火给弄的失去理智了。AnyghostEarth, anySorcerer Ancient Onewas lostbyhim to. His son who heonlywantsto look forthatevilnowturns intosuchplace, thenruins!
什么鬼地球,什么古一法师都被他丢到一边去了。他现在只想找那个害的他儿子变成这样的地方,然后毁掉哪儿!Asgardpeopleignoranthave compelled completely, todaythisplaywhatsingsiswhich? The scenehas sent out the hugenoise.
现场的阿斯迦德民众全部都懵逼了,今天这戏到底唱的是哪出啊?现场发出了巨大的噪音。Butcomes backafterThorcould not bearlosingimageLoji that smiledrestorefinallyreluctantly. Thorpulled upjustalsopouredingroundLoji. Has patted the dust on hershoulder.
而从托尔回来以后就忍不住笑的失去形象的洛姬总算是勉强恢复过来了。托尔一把拉起刚刚还倒在地上的洛姬。拍了拍她肩膀上的尘土。Then a handembraceshershoulder, twobrother and sisterintimatestands. Thorlooked atLojioneto whisperwith the sound that twopeoplecanhear: „Loji. Like thisyoushouldbe happy.”
然后一只手揽住她的肩膀,两兄妹亲密的站在一起。托尔看了洛姬一眼用一种只有两人才能听见的声音低语道:“洛姬。这样的话你应该高兴了吧。”Loji'sboth eyesstaredsuddenlyin a big way, theninconceivablelooks atThorone. Thorusesthatfatfaceserioussaying: „Look, Iamyourownelder brother!”洛姬的双眼忽然瞪大了,然后不可思议的看着托尔一眼。托尔用那副胖胖的面孔严肃的说道:“瞧,我可是你的亲哥哥啊!”....................................
………………………………OutsidevoicealsoaffectedFrigga in imperial palace. Phantom Empress was receivingLi Jie's, said that thiswas very hightreatment.
外面的声浪也影响到了皇宫内的弗丽嘉。原本幻影皇后是在接待李杰的,说起来这是非常非常高的待遇了。QueenAsgard'scoming outcourtesyreceptionLi Jie, thiscompletelyis the almightyvisits of otherdimensionshas the treatment that. ButFriggawelcome the Li Jie'sreason is very simple, hemadeThorlearn the humblemoral excellence. Before thisisThor, thing that can never learn.阿斯迦德的皇后出来礼节性的接待李杰,这完全是其他维度的大能来访才有的待遇。而弗丽嘉欢迎李杰的原因也很简单,他让托尔学会了谦逊的美德。这是托尔之前永远学不会的东西。RegardingOdinandFrigga, thisnot less thanandhas moldedThor. Friggawantscourteous receptionLi Jie, evensheandOdinhas also discussed that must go to the Odin'streasure houseto choosesometreasuresasgiving the reward of thisEarthling, at leastonepseudo artifactcannot run away.
对于奥丁和弗丽嘉而言,这不啻与重新塑造了一个托尔。弗丽嘉愿意礼遇李杰,甚至她和奥丁还商量过,也许要去奥丁的宝库选一些宝物作为给这个地球人的奖赏,至少一个准神器是跑不掉的。
The voice that howeveroutsidetransmitsmadeFriggawrinkleeyebrow: „Outsidehow?”
但是外面传来的声浪让弗丽嘉皱了皱眉头:“外面怎么了?”Friggaprepared the teato entertainLi Jie, shemadeLi Jiesitinone side, butValkyriestood erectinone side. HoweverLi Jiehotches( Valkyriestands is also very uncomfortable).弗丽嘉准备了茶水招待李杰,她让李杰坐在一旁而瓦尔基里竖立在一边。不过李杰坐立难安(瓦尔基里站的也很难受)。
Outside hearsvoiceLi Jiefastsaying that in a low voicetransmits: „Perhapsiscertainaccidental/surprisedmatters, for exampleThorand so on.”HehelpsFriggato inoculate, generally speakingfemaleis quite tenderhearted. PerhapsFriggaa whilelooked, in the oneselfgood and evilalsotransformedin the Thor'sshareto blockOdin.
听见外面传来的声浪李杰快速低声的说道:“也许是某些意外的事情,比如托尔之类的。”他相帮弗丽嘉打预防针,一般来说女性比较心软。也许弗丽嘉等会儿看在自己好歹也改造了托尔的份上会拦住奥丁。Friggaknits the brows: „Whataccident/surprise does Thorhave?”弗丽嘉皱眉:“托尔有什么意外?”
The Li Jieleft handcompares, right handcompares: „Youknow that in the universehasvariousaccidents/surprises. For examplethistype, for examplethattype.”李杰左手比一下,右手比一下:“您知道的,宇宙中有各种意外。比如这种,比如那种。”Friggaeyebrowonetight: „Saidspecifically, for examplewhat?”弗丽嘉眉头一紧:“说具体一点,比如什么?”ValkyriestandsbyLi Jie's, expressionsooncried, shethought that oneselfperhapswasmost undeserved, a while can Odindeliver the topping cheather?瓦尔基里站在李杰的旁边,表情快要哭出来了,她觉得自己恐怕是最冤枉的,等会儿奥丁会不会把她送上绞刑架?Li Jiedrinking teawater of cautiously: „For exampleThorfat a point.”李杰小心翼翼的喝了口茶水:“比如托尔胖了一点。”Saying that Friggadoes not care about: „MaleMartial Goddoes not havemanyrelationsfat, ThorisMartial God, is not the dancegod.”弗丽嘉不在意的说道:“男武神胖一点没有多少关系,托尔是武神,又不是舞神。”„In fact, the general idea, possibly, Thorfatthis pointare perhaps more than wanting that youthink.”Li Jiehas gesticulatedwith the hand.
“实际上,也许,大概,可能,托尔胖的这一点比您想的要多一些。”李杰用手比划了一下。Friggadoubtslooks atLi Jie: „Saidspecifically.”弗丽嘉疑惑的看着李杰:“说具体点。”„Do youknow the gnu and hippopotamus?”Li Jiecautiouslyis making the analogy.
“您知道角马和河马吗?”李杰小心翼翼的做着比方。Frigganodded: „Inaturallyknow, twolifeform.”弗丽嘉点了点头:“我自然知道,两种生物而已。”Li Jiedeeplyinspires: „Like thissaid that beforehandThoris the gnu, thenpresentThoris the hippopotamus. Did youunderstanddifference?”( Pictureeverybodyhundred of gnu).李杰深吸一口气:“这样说吧,以前的托尔是角马,那么现在的托尔就是河马。您明白这其中的差别了吗?”(角马的图片大家百度吧)。Friggawas shocked, afterward a ~lightsound, inherhandis takingteacupbyhercrumb.弗丽嘉愣住了,随后啪~一声轻响,她手上拿着的茶杯被她捏碎了。Li Jiehas stoodfrom the seatimmediately, punishes by forcing to standwithValkyrieabreast in row. The people, shouldinstigatemustinstigate, is standingdying, not onlyhashero , some fools.李杰立马从座位上站了起来,和瓦尔基里一起并排罚站。人呐,该怂的时候还是得怂,站着死的不光有英雄,也有一些傻蛋。Hasn't listened tothatproverb? The lifenot onlyhas the poem and distant place, presentdrifting along.
没听过那句老话吗?生活不光有诗和远方,还有眼前的苟且。
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