DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#93: The top degenerate in superhero

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Perhaps Li Jie this person has many shortcomings, but the merit are also many. But is not concerned about face this is in his all merits most prominent, Li Jie thought probably the life has the highlight special skill to have to successful. first is not concerned about face, second insisted that is not concerned about face. 李杰这人也许有很多的缺点,但同时优点也很多。而不要脸这点大概是他所有的优点中最突出的一项,李杰觉得人生通往成功中有亮点特长是必须要有的。第一是不要脸,第二是坚持不要脸。 Li Jie oneself relies on these two point prominent superiority to make him emerge in people. After all does not have many people able with him to be the same, insisted temporary is not concerned about face easily, insisted that is not concerned about face for a lifetime difficultly. Therefore anything is valued in insisting, so long as insisted that will always have the harvest. 李杰自己就是凭借着这两点突出的优势让他在一众人中脱颖而出的。毕竟没有多少人能和他一样,坚持一时的不要脸易,坚持一辈子不要脸难。所以任何事情都贵在坚持,只要坚持下去了总是会有收获的。 No matter how Thor regards Li Jie's, Li Jie aware oneself certainly is superhero, this point not wrong. And he also cares about nothing whether will trample dignity anything of powerhouse, because may not have to respect enemy in the Li Jie's dictionary. As a realistic idealist, Li Jie can pay various realistic methods for the oneself ideal, even resorts to all means. 所以不管托尔是怎么看待李杰的,李杰都自觉自己一定是个超级英雄,这一点是没有错的。并且他也丝毫不在乎是否会践踏强者的尊严什么的,因为在李杰的字典里可没有尊敬敌人这一条。作为一个现实的理想主义者,李杰是可以为了自己的理想而付出各种现实手段,甚至是不择手段的。 Perhaps Thor regarding regards laughingstock matter to be hard to be offended Serpent, because Asgard takes seriously the honor. Thor has participated in many fights, even if the enemy, he is always pursuing a few words: Gives them a dignified cause of death. 托尔也许对于把大蛇当成笑料这件事难以介怀,因为阿斯加德重视荣誉。托尔参加过很多的战斗,哪怕是敌人,他总奉行着一句话:给他们一个体面的死法。 No matter this person or god before death is how doing all kinds of evil, Thor and Asgard's person mostly was gives them one to mediate had finished up, will not go to the shame with various methods and tramples other people. Does this from an objective perspective truly right, because can kill the person in any case has why shamed other people? Isn't this is disparaging the oneself conduct and honor? Therefore Asgard's person, no, should say, not only Asgardian, so long as in fact is boasts of being a little conscience and honest people will not disdain in handling this kind of matter. The idle talk is flaunting the superhero's banner flagrantly handles these matters. 不管这个人或者神的生前是如何的作恶多端,托尔和阿斯加德的人大多都是给他们一个了断就完事了,并不会用各种方法去羞辱和践踏他人。从一个客观的角度来看这样做确实没错,因为反正都要把人杀了何必羞辱他人呢？这不是在贬低自己的品行和荣誉吗？所以阿斯加德的人,不,应该说不只是阿斯加德人,实际上很多只要是自诩为有点良知和正派的人都不会也不屑于做这一类的事情。更遑论是打着超级英雄的旗号明目张胆的去做这些事情。 However Li Jie this person is different, he most does not care was the so-called opinion and conduct. As an idealist and reality idealist, Li Jie can drop out all these. So long as becomes the oneself enemy, then waits to be exhausted all methods to cope by oneself. Even if dies is not your extrication, Li Jie will tow to flog a corpse them repeatedly. 但是李杰这个人不一样,他这个人最不在乎的就是所谓的言论和品行了。做为一个唯心主义者且现实理想主义者,李杰可以把这一切都抛下。只要成为自己的敌人,那么就等着被自己用尽一切方法对付吧。哪怕是死也不会是你们的解脱,李杰会把他们反复拖出来鞭尸。 It looks like Serpent now this, Li Jie does not care at all brought then to break off to break up by rubbing his dignity, then loses to ground crazy trampling. Ended must also sauting puts cold You hotly, added various scallion Jiang Suan and types of spices puts into the pot to stir-fry, then added soy sauce cooking wine and other seasoning color to blend flavors, finally completed lost feeds the wild dog to outside. 就像是大蛇现在这样,李杰毫不在意的把他的尊严拿了过来然后掰开了揉碎了,然后丢到地上疯狂的践踏。完了还要把锅烧热放冷油,加入葱姜蒜和各种香料下锅爆炒,接着加入酱油料酒等调料上色调味,最后做好了丢到外面去喂野狗。 Right, this is the matter that Li Jie must handle. He is devastating Serpent repeatedly, even if Serpent been mad has spat blood, he does not pity wakes him with the ice water directly. Then is the taunt that continues, if Serpent dares to answer back fires referring to make him dance. Jumps must record, not only need record even Li Jie to add that must open among live transmissions to Serpent. Serpent did not understand among the live transmissions is any meaning, Li Jie gives him to explain anything was called the canine tooth, that was called Douyu, naturally sang danced appropriately has yy. In brief is in front of many person to go to live demonstration all these. 没错,这就是李杰所要做的事情。他反复的蹂躏着大蛇,即便大蛇是被气的吐血了,他也毫不怜悯的直接用冰水把他弄醒。然后便是继续的嘲讽,要是大蛇敢还嘴就打响指让他跳舞。跳的时候还要录像,不仅要录像甚至李杰还说要给大蛇开个直播间。大蛇不懂直播间是什么意思,李杰就给他解释了什么叫做虎牙,那个叫做斗鱼,当然了唱歌跳舞最合适的还有yy。总之就是当着很多人的面去现场表演这一切。 Serpent air/Qi almost spits blood three rises, but Li Jie does not pity him as before, has not planned to let off him, Serpent several times asked blocking by Li Jie, Serpent was is not dancing is by the Li Jie shame. 大蛇气的几乎吐血三升,但是李杰依旧还是不怜悯他,也没有打算放过他,大蛇几次求死都被李杰给拦下了,大蛇不是在跳舞就是在被李杰羞辱。 „Asgard not your this having no sense of shame royal family!” Serpent when a rest cannot bear to Li Jie shouts abuse: „You have killed me!” “阿斯加德没有你这种不知羞耻的王族！”大蛇在一次休息的时候忍不住对李杰破口大骂:“你杀了我吧！” „Why do I kill you? You looked that among your live transmissions the present population changed, but also some people brushed the rocket to you, knows that anything was a rocket. Is the netizen gives your gift, represents them to like you very much. You have a look at the message of website, I always think about to you.” Li Jie does not abhor slow E not to say to Serpent. “我干嘛杀你？你看啊,你的直播间现在人数变多了呢,还有人给你刷火箭,知道什么是火箭吧。就是网友送你的礼物,代表他们都很喜欢你呢。你看看网站的留言,我给你念念吧。”李杰不疾不徐额对着大蛇说道。 „first strip: This grandfather is quite coquettish, is about to have wrenched apart the waist, but I like very much, wishing the grandfather to continue to get down coquettishly. second strip: Every day must watch grandfather evening's live transmission, the person in entire bedroom looked together, swaying back and forth that everywhere everybody smiles. Is funnier than the video recording to be funnier than the family, please make persistent efforts to create many funny Dance and singing. third strip:......” “第一条:这个爷爷好风骚啊,都快扭断了腰,但是我很喜欢啊,祝愿爷爷继续风骚下去。第二条:每天都要看爷爷晚上的直播,全寝室的人一起看,大家都笑的满地打滚。比家庭滑稽录像还要好笑,请再接再厉创作更多好笑的舞蹈和歌唱。第三条:……” Li Jie these online message saying one after another, said to come the Serpent's complexion to want on the grayish white several points every time. When Li Jie read several 10 strip to leave a message later Serpent the facial color to be pale. He by the crystal curtain wall of prison to shouting that Li Jie is shouting oneself hoarse: „You have killed me!” Serpent's is very angrily simple, because he almost became jumps the beams now Joker. The so-called gentleman may not kill shame, now Li Jie not only shames him, but must show this shame to all people of known universe looks. 李杰将那些网上的留言一条一条的说出来,每说出一条来大蛇的脸色就要灰白上几分。而当李杰念完几十条留言之后大蛇已经面色铁青。他靠在监狱的水晶幕墙上对着李杰声嘶力竭的嘶吼:“你杀了我！”大蛇的愤怒很简单,因为他现在几乎成为了一个跳梁小丑。所谓士可杀不可辱,现在李杰不仅是羞辱他,还要把这种羞辱展现给已知宇宙的所有人看。 „No, I do not kill you. I discovered that you become the Asgard's new source of wealth, your live transmission can make money. I believe that and sings the editing becomes the short video , the hit rate will also be very high after your Dance.” Li Jie has pinched the finger, then probably saw nail Guerry to have the dirt, then he eliminated the dirt to the nail, while was curling upwards one leg on the other was saying to Serpent: „You must know, this can make a lot of money actually. You begin broadcasting now five days, but we received the gifts of 10,000 many dollars. You become the big anchor.” “不,我才不杀你呢。我发现你将成为阿斯加德的新财源,你的直播可以赚钱。我相信把你的舞蹈和歌唱剪辑成短视频之后点击量也会很高。”李杰捏了捏指头,然后好像看见了指甲盖里有污垢,然后他一边给指甲除污垢,一边翘着二郎腿的对着大蛇说道:“你要知道,这样其实能赚不少钱。你现在开播才五天,但是我们已经收到了一万多块钱的礼物了。你会成为大主播的。” „Not is only the big anchor, I must build the outstanding video grandma to advocate you, then makes you make various types ashamed, but can let the video that other people laugh. You become the laughingstocks of all people. Like this you can take to other people's laughing heartily to make reparations for your past actions with you, money that simultaneously these videos make can also become the Asgard's financial revenue. I thought that this is very good, killing two birds with one stone. Did you say right not to Thor?” Li Jie turns the head to look to standing in oneself Thor. Thor did not speak silently, but left Li Jie several far subconsciously. “不仅仅是大主播,我还要把你打造成优秀的视频阿婆主,然后让你做各种羞耻但是能让其他人发笑的视频。你将成为所有人的笑料。这样你就可以用你带给他人的欢笑为你当年的所作所为而赎罪,同时这些视频赚的钱还能成为阿斯加德的财政收入。我觉得这样很好,一石二鸟。你说对不对托尔？”李杰转头看向站在自己身边的托尔。托尔默默不语,只是下意识的离开了李杰好几步远。 He a little regrets to accept the Li Jie's condition now at that time. Li Jie simply is the devil in devil! So-called knocking bone attracted the marrow to the pinnacle is so, only had him to be able so the righteousness with stern words have a strong sense of righteousness that such shame and exploitation said. 他现在有点后悔当时答应李杰的条件了。李杰简直就是魔鬼中的魔鬼啊！所谓的敲骨吸髓到了极致便是如此的,也唯有他才能如此义正严辞的将这样的羞辱和剥削说的大义凛然。 Early knows that such words oneself should not accompany Li Jie to interrogate Serpent for serveral days. Fart! Li Jie has not interrogated Serpent from the start, he is shaming Serpent! Moreover saying that this person has not been concerned about face is the Asgard's King clan, being unjustly discredited that this is not concerned about face also wants the Asgard's King clan to carry! Thor thought that the oneself life biggest mistake knows Li Jie. 早知道这样的话这些天自己就不该陪着李杰来审问大蛇了。屁！李杰压根就没有审问大蛇,他就是在羞辱大蛇而已！而且这个人还不要脸的自称是阿斯加德的王族,这个不要脸的黑锅还要阿斯加德的王族来背！托尔觉得自己一生最大的错误就是认识李杰。 „I planned that opens individual channel to you, my name thought that was called «Serpent Cheers To smile Universe». You Lord!” Beaming that Li Jie smiles, Serpent hear of having tears streaming down the face. “我打算给你开个个人频道,我连名字都想好了,就叫做《大蛇欢声笑宇宙》。你就是主咖了！”李杰笑的春风满面,大蛇听的泪流满面。 But in a farther place, has supervised here several days of Sorcerer Ancient One and Odin whole family forehead through magic emits the heavy line. Odin looks at Thor to suffer oneself elder brother many days, somewhat was hard to endure including Odin, he even wanted simply directly to divide to consider as finished Serpent, at least did not use by this crime. Although Serpent is an unprincipled person, but the Li Jie's actions also want villain compared with most dangerous villain! 而在更远的地方,一直通过魔法监察这里好几天的古一法师和奥丁一家人都额头冒出黑线。奥丁已经看着托尔折磨自己的兄长好多天了,连奥丁都有些难以忍受了,他甚至想要干脆直接把大蛇劈死算了,至少不用受这份罪。虽然大蛇是坏人,但是李杰的所作所为比最险恶的反派还要反派啊！ Odin looks at Sorcerer Ancient One, his tone cannot listen to the happy anger: „You thought that your son-in-law does do this really?” 奥丁看着古一法师,他的语气听不出喜怒:“你觉得你的这个女婿这样做真的好吗？” Sorcerer Ancient One has wiped the perspiration on forehead: „This did, say? Ha, the evil person has the evil person grinding. hā hā ~” 古一法师擦了擦额头上的汗:“这个,怎么说呢？哈,恶人自有恶人磨嘛。哈哈~” But Phantom Empress is hugging Loji low voice saying: „You and he celebrate a holiday, later remembers that to this person distant point, whatever happens must not violates in his hands.” 而幻影皇后则搂着洛姬小声的说道:“你和他有过节,以后记得离这个人远点,千万不要犯在他的手里。” Was nodded in bosom Loji by mother building, low voice saying: „Knew, later cannot have the handle to his hand in absolutely.” Yes, otherwise perhaps lives to might as well die, moreover how Li Jie this person of oneself saw that thought he is not the person who in a prime minister stomach can pole a boat! 被母亲楼在怀里的洛姬点了点头,小声的说道:“知道了,以后绝对不能有把柄到他手上的。”是啊,不然的话恐怕生不如死,而且李杰这人自己怎么看都觉得他不是一个宰相肚里能撑船的人啊！ Only then Lan thinks not to matter, villain, this such treats. 只有岚觉得无所谓,坏蛋嘛,就该这么对待。 Li Jie continuously carries on the collapse treatment to Serpent, and also makes these look at audience fans of Serpent live transmission video to record the response video to come back the feedback to look to Serpent. Looks that video inside person looks doubling with laughter that the oneself video smiles, sways back and forth to laugh wildly to pat the table on the ground, they regard Joker to be the same oneself. Serpent's Mental collapsed finally, one generation of fierce and ambitiouses had not been overthrown by the sword, finally during actually defeats pours is ashamed in this type. Sitting that Serpent collapses on the ground, he uses the worn out sound to say to Li Jie: „Has killed me, has killed me.” 李杰连续不断的对大蛇进行崩溃型治疗,并且还让那些看过大蛇直播视频的观众粉丝们录制反应视频回来回馈给大蛇看。看着视频里面的人看着自己的视频笑的前仰后合,在地上打滚狂笑拍桌,他们把自己当成小丑一样。大蛇的精神终于崩溃了,一代枭雄没有被刀剑打倒,最后却败倒于这种羞耻之中。大蛇瘫倒的坐在地上,他用有气无力的声音对着李杰说道:“杀了我,杀了我。” „No, I do not kill you. I said that Asgard must make money to support by you. Odin expenses were pointing at you.” Li Jie eats the apple back and forth to pace. “不,我不杀你。我说了,阿斯加德还要靠你赚钱养活呢。奥丁一家的开销都指着你了。”李杰吃着苹果来回踱步。 Serpent eye weak looks at Li Jie: „You are I have seen meanest Asgardian, comes any Giant any goblin dwarf any Dark Elf is more despicable than! You do not match to take the Asgard's King clan!” 大蛇眼睛无力的看着李杰:“你是我见过的最卑鄙的阿斯加德人,比任何一个黑暗精灵比任何一个巨人比任何一个地精侏儒来的都要卑劣！你不配做为阿斯加德的王族！” „Many thanks praise.” Li Jie has retaliated a taking off one's hat ritual pretentiously, then continues calmly is eating the apple. “多谢夸奖。”李杰装模作样的回敬了一个脱帽礼,然后继续若无其事的吃着苹果。 Serpent by, him besides is wanted dead now a extrication, he anything has not thought. He said: „How you must be able to give me a happiness! Spoke the words words to me!” 大蛇遭不住了,他现在除了想死得一个解脱之外,他已经什么都不想了。他说道:“你要怎么才能给我一个痛快！给我说句话话！” Li Jie does not abhor slow all finished eating the apple, then throws toward Thor on the apple nucleus, then said: „Gives you a happiness? Ok, looked at your sincerity.” Li Jie has smiled, smiles is the same with Huntsman that seeing the fox is caught. 李杰不疾不徐的把苹果全吃完,然后把苹果核往托尔手上一丢,接着说道:“给你一个痛快？可以啊,看你的诚意了。”李杰又笑了,笑的和看见狐狸落网的猎人一样。
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