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#92: Flickers Serpent (Last Part)( 2019 you good)

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Serpent does not want to dance, however has to jump under the Li Jie's control. He not only needs to dance to sing, and Li Jie also sang the picture that and jumped to record him with a recording instrument. No matter Serpent jumps 【The dance of shrimp】 Comes 720° Thomas to revolve. No matter he loudly sang 【Loves to you】 Is roaring 【Large bowl wide surface】. All pictures by Li Jie faithful has recorded. 大蛇并不想要跳舞,但是在李杰的控制之下不得不跳。他不仅需要跳舞唱歌,并且李杰还用一个记录仪把他又唱又跳的画面全都记录了下来。不管是大蛇跳【皮皮虾之舞】还是来七百二十度托马斯回旋。不管他是高唱【对你爱爱爱不完】还是怒吼着【大碗宽面】。所有一切的画面都被李杰忠实的记录了下来。 Thor a little puzzled looks at Li Jie: „Are you are doing?” 托尔有点不解的看着李杰:“你这是在干什么？” Li Jie lets go to indicate: „Naturally is gives your uncle to record a next present precious image. A while he jumped to sing, what to do if he has forgotten all these? I naturally must record the grand occasion that he sings and dances now, and must make him watch well. Aiya, you looked, your uncle comes a big windmill to revolve now, how attractive, in addition his both hands shiver with is the same in shrimp that in the water kicks, day! This Dance was too beautiful!” 李杰摊手表示:“当然是给你大伯记录一下现在的珍贵影像啊。等会儿他跳完了唱完了,他要是把这一切都忘记了怎么办？我当然要记录下来他现在载歌载舞的盛况,并且还要让他好好的观赏啊。哎呀,你看,你的大伯现在来了个大风车回旋,多么的漂亮,再加上他双手颤抖的和在水里扑腾的皮皮虾一样,天呐！这个舞蹈太美了！” The Thor's eyebrow jumps, he could not see completely Uncle oneself the fairy maiden is mixing the street dance and dance of shrimp uncle has anything to be attractive. Absolutely does not have the aesthetic sense, only may take is very funnily is very ashamed. However no matter what he is also Fang Qiang, moreover was born in Asgard. Is heavy in Asgard this prestige in life place, this completely is a huge insult of being hard spoken language! If the Thor's words, he prefers the oneself suicide not to want oneself to jump these ashamed Dance screens to flow out! This is black history for a lifetime! 托尔的眉毛一跳一跳的,他完全看不出自己大伯仙子混合着街舞和皮皮虾之舞的大伯有什么好看的。完全没有美感,唯一可取的就是很好笑很羞耻吧。但是不管怎么说他也是一方强者啊,而且还是出生于阿斯加德。在阿斯加德这个声誉重于生命的地方,这完全就是一种难以言语的巨大侮辱啊！如果是托尔的话,他情愿自己自杀也不愿意自己跳这些羞耻舞蹈的视屏流出！这是一辈子的黑历史啊！ Li Jie also plans to record unexpectedly, is this the plan does do? Thor does not know the Li Jie's plan, but he has not prevented Li Jie. 李杰居然还打算录像下来,他这是打算干什么？托尔不知道李杰的打算,但是他也没有阻止李杰。 Jumps after Serpent one hour of Dance sang one hour of song, Li Jie hits a sound to refer to taking back to Serpent's has controlled. Regarding Serpent, sang to dance one hour of not anything at the worst, he will therefore not feel exhaustedly, but will not be been healthy by the feeling of oneself control. After Serpent stops Dance, he is glowering to Li Jie: „What have you made to me?!” Serpent's both eyes blood red, seems looks like the python that selects the person to bite is really same. 一直到大蛇跳了一个多小时的舞蹈唱了一个多小时的歌曲之后,李杰才又打了个响指收回了对大蛇的控制。对于大蛇来说,唱歌跳舞一个小时并没有什么大不了的,他并不会因此而感觉到疲惫,但是身体不受自己控制的感觉可不会舒服。当大蛇停止舞蹈之后,他对着李杰怒目而视:“你对我做了什么？！”大蛇的双眼血红,看上去真的就像是一条择人而噬的巨蟒一样。 Li Jie indifferent saying: „What, has not been makes in the day of this worldwide celebration give a performance to us.” Speaks Li Jie to transfer the screen of recording instrument, and starts picture that broadcast just Serpent to dance. In the picture Serpent and rich fervor and rhythm that sings and dances. 李杰无所谓的说道:“没什么,就是让你这个普天同庆的日子里给我们表演了个节目而已。”说着话李杰把记录仪的屏幕转了过来,并且开始播放刚刚大蛇跳舞的画面。在画面中大蛇载歌载舞的及其富有激情和韵律。 Sometimes he dances the street dance, sometimes is being rumba, sometimes is the dance of shrimp, but can also jump sometimes including the ballet. Also really felt embarrassed Serpent, an age must also front the tips of the toe to jump «Four Whistling swan». 有时他跳着街舞、有时是伦巴、有时是皮皮虾之舞,还有的时候连芭蕾都能跳出来。也真是为难大蛇了,一把年纪了还要垫着脚尖跳《四个小天鹅》。 Serpent watches the screen and video recording, he thought that the oneself life suffered the biggest shame. His entire face because of anger, but red of bulge, and including hair almost must stand erect. So-called bristling with anger refers to was the Serpent present appearance. 大蛇看着视屏和录像,他觉得自己的人生遭受了最大的羞辱。他的整个脸都因为愤怒而胀的通红,并且连头发都一根根的几乎要竖立起来了。所谓的怒发冲冠指的大概就是大蛇现在的模样了吧。 „What have you made to me?!” Serpent is in an uncontrollable rage. “你对我做了什么？！”大蛇怒不可遏。 Li Jie so-called dreads: „Makes you move physique. You in province have treated in this do not move, this is not good to your body. Right, Thor.” Although Thor is not specially intelligent, but the person is not silly, he nods to echo hastily: „Right, right, this is good for your body!” 李杰所谓畏惧:“让你活动一下筋骨啊。省的你一直待在这不活动,这对你的身体不好。对吧,托尔。”托尔虽然不是特别聪明,但是人也不傻,他连忙点头附和:“没错,没错,这是为了你身体好！” The Serpent double fist grips tightly, the nail punctured the skin of palm, his forcefully grips to bleed both hands of oneself. Serpent clenches jaws: „Do you record these are for what?” 大蛇双拳紧握,指甲刺破了手掌的皮肤,他硬生生的把自己的双手攥出血来。大蛇咬牙切齿:“那你记录这些是为了什么？” „, This.” Li Jie uses to think that the good excuse said: „Naturally with visits to Asgard's King- Odin-. You do not know probably, recently Odin wallowed in «Family Funny Video recording Artistic collection», but individually uncorrectable.” Li Jie this said is not lie, looks like Thor wallows in «Hell's Kitchen» cannot extricate oneself to be the same, Odin also on «Family Funny Video recording Artistic collection» by Earth conquering. “哦,这个呀。”李杰用在就想好的说辞说道:“当然是拿给阿斯加德的王-奥丁-去参观咯。你大概不知道,最近奥丁沉迷于《家庭滑稽录像集锦》而不可自拔。”李杰这说的不是假话,就像是托尔沉迷于《地狱厨房》不可自拔一样,奥丁也被地球上的《家庭滑稽录像集锦》给征服了。 This is one by various types the funny video recording that carries out strange and fault composes. And has many vulgar interest laughingstocks, for example plays the slide fault then to fall the fruit, plays the motorized fault then to hit the fruit, plays soccer the fault then to kick the fruit, or the running cool fault put fruit anything. After Odin most likes looking at the human error, hits the fruit, is holding the fruit sorely appearance that everywhere sways back and forth, he can smile one then to always enjoy all day. Who said how many interests the great person didn't have the? Thor and Odin fathers and sons obviously are the best negative example. 这是一个以各种搞怪和失误组成的滑稽录像。其中有很多的低级趣味的笑料,比如说玩滑板失误然后摔到蛋蛋,玩摩托失误然后撞到蛋蛋,踢球失误然后踢到蛋蛋,或者是跑酷失误搁到了蛋蛋什么的。奥丁最喜欢看人失误之后撞到蛋蛋,然后抱着蛋蛋疼的满地打滚的模样,他能笑上一整天然后乐此不疲。谁说大人物就没有第几趣味了？托尔和奥丁父子明显就是最好的反面例子。 Li Jie is not parsimonious regarding Serpent, he that side Odin «Family Funny Video recording Artistic collection» brought. And also gave to issue to Serpent to look, looked also while was saying to Serpent: „You looked that these idiots linked their fruits unable to protect, you said that they were one group of fools and jokes?” 李杰对于大蛇也不吝啬,他将奥丁那边的《家庭滑稽录像集锦》都拿了过来。并且还放给了大蛇看,一边看还一边对着大蛇说:“你看啊,这些蠢货连他们的蛋蛋都保护不了,你说他们是不是一群蠢蛋和笑话？” „Is their this very funny, said that I planned also together added really your just Dance.” Li Jie was saying also while has assigned out just the Serpent's Dance video recording, and had pointed out several enchanting dancer's postures, contained the dances and four whistling swans shrimp also to have few steel pipe as the background steel pipe dance wait/etc.. “他们这样是不是很好笑,说真的我打算把你刚刚的舞蹈也一起加进去。”李杰一边说着还一边调出了刚刚大蛇的舞蹈录像,并且指出了其中几个妖娆的舞姿,其中包含了皮皮虾之舞、四只小天鹅还有少一根钢管作为背景的钢管舞等等。 In these Dance pictures, Serpent has to the utmost displayed oneself that enchanting dancer's posture and perfect art or technique of singing. He not only sang «Me To play Mud in Northeast» has also sung «My Slide Shoes» and «Roasts Song of Gluten» and other classical programs. Looks at these pictures in any case the time Thor's expressions is very complex. He wants to smile very much, but he actually cannot smile. No matter what, Serpent is also Asgard's one generation of fierce and ambitiouses, oneself smiled the words that made noise too not to respect him. Killed him is a matter, but trampled his dignity and glory is a different matter. 在这些舞蹈画面中,大蛇极尽表现了自己那妖娆的舞姿和完美的唱功。他不仅演唱了《我在东北玩泥巴》还演唱了《我的滑板鞋》与《烤面筋之歌》等经典曲目。反正看着这些画面的时候托尔的表情是很复杂的。他很想笑,但是他却不能笑。不管怎么样,大蛇也是阿斯加德的一代枭雄啊,自己笑出声的话就太不尊敬他了。杀了他是一回事,但是践踏他的尊严和荣耀是另一回事。 Thor cannot make matter that tramples other people dignity, coming out that but Li Jie may make: „You look, your this coquettish dancer's posture, this unique melody. Said, I planned that makes you continue to sing several songs, multi-hop several dances. Then is carrying on the editing these, then makes a special edition, manufactures special «Serpent Funny Video recording Artistic collection» you looks what kind of?” A Li Jie face sincere looks at Serpent, his expression thought probably the idea of oneself is wonderful. 托尔做不出践踏他人尊严的事情,但是李杰可做的出来:“你看,你这风骚的舞姿,这独特的唱腔。说真的,我打算让你在继续多唱几首歌,多跳几支舞。然后在把这些进行剪辑,然后做成一个专辑,制作成一个专门的《大蛇滑稽录像集锦》你看怎么样？”李杰一脸真诚的看着大蛇,他的表情好像觉得自己的主意棒极了一样。 The Serpent surface such as the cold iron, his sound as if presses the throat to come out: „You to flatter your royal father Odin's is happy, can such do?” 大蛇面如寒铁,他的声音仿佛是压着喉咙出来的:“你就为了讨好你父王奥丁的开心,就要这么做？” „Is Odin's happy?” Li Jie thought probably the Serpent understanding made a mistake anything to be the same, he beckoned with the hand: „No, to not ask for Odin's is happy.” “奥丁的开心？”李杰好像觉得大蛇理解错了什么一样,他摆了摆手:“不,不是为了讨奥丁的开心。” „What do you want to make?!!!” “那你想要做什么？！！！” „, In fact «Family Funny Video recording Artistic collection» this series we have to sell in the entire universe range.” Li Jie has not told the lie, although said that this program very vulgar interest, is one type oneself establishes in the other people's seeking pleasure tool on pain joyfully. However in fact this world, all people of this universe very much eat this set. Everybody especially likes looking that these others play dumb the scene that loses face, then mindless laughing. “哦,实际上《家庭滑稽录像集锦》这个系列我们在全宇宙范围内都有贩售来着。”李杰没有说假话,虽然说这个节目非常的低级趣味,是一种把自己的快乐建立在他人的痛苦上的取乐工具。但是实际上这个世界,这个宇宙的所有人都很吃这一套。大家就特别喜欢看那些别人犯傻出丑的景象,然后没心没肺的大笑。 Therefore this series is not very only popular in Earth, has that side Skrulls many people to like in Star Alliance. Even also led that side extraterrestrial also to play this being in a daze game. Boasted of being higher civilization many extraterrestrial oneself also to join obviously has violated sells in the army who silly then Botswanan people smiled stupid. 所以这个系列不仅仅是在地球很受欢迎,在星盟内部还有斯库鲁人那边都有很多人喜欢。甚至还带动了那边的外星人也来玩这种发傻游戏。明明自诩为高等文明的很多外星人自己也加入了犯蠢卖傻然后博人一笑的大军之中。 „Therefore, your dancer's posture will spread not only over Asgard, I must spread over the known universe it, will also take the gift to give all Asgard's ally God's Nation! Let them know that stirring up trouble Serpent is only jumps the beams in the past now Joker, every day to dance to sell to receive in exchange for extension of oneself life ugly. You said that like this is good?” Li Jie has shown the smiling face. However in nearby Thor thought that this simply is the devil same smiling face. “所以,您的舞姿将不仅仅传遍阿斯加德,我还要将它传遍已知的宇宙,甚至还会作为礼物送给所有阿斯加德的盟友神国！让他们知晓当年那个兴风作浪的大蛇现在只是一个跳梁小丑,每日以跳舞卖丑以换取自己性命的延续。您说这样好不好呢？”李杰露出了笑容。但是在一旁的托尔觉得这简直就是魔鬼一样的笑容。 Some people did not fear that hurts did not fear the wound does not fear death, but they actually incomparably take seriously the oneself reputation. This reputation can be the reputation that ten thousand people respect, can be the ominous name that everybody dreads, evil reputation reputation, hero fierce and ambitious. These reputations regarding this kind of person, they can accept. However a little they are unable to accept, that is Joker that some day oneself turns into person of teasing. All evil reputation ominous become the property of melts of this joke, all people again do not remember that oneself formerly had the devils how, has wildly how limitless. 有的人可不怕疼不怕伤更加不怕死,但是他们却无比重视自己的名声。这个名声可以是万人敬仰的美名,也可以是人人畏惧的凶名,恶名美名,英雄枭雄。这些名声对于这类人来说都可以,他们都能接受。但是有一点他们无法接受,那就是有朝一日自己变成一个人人取笑的小丑。一切的恶名凶名都会成为这笑话的添加料,所有人都不会再记得自己从前有多么的的凶神恶煞,有多么的猖狂无限。 Only they can remember, only then oneself that is similar to jumps the beams the Joker common performance. This ratio killed them to be uncomfortable simply. When Li Jie looks at Serpent with the sincere smiling face, and said: „The people who I will let the entire universe see you graceful interesting dancer's posture.” 他们唯一能记得的只有自己那如同跳梁小丑一般的表演。这简直比杀了他们还要难受。当李杰用真挚的笑容看着大蛇,并且说道:“我会让全宇宙的人都看见您优美有趣的舞姿的。” „You!” Serpent with is pointing at Li Jie that the hand shivers, shaking all over scant of breath that he air/Qi, then throat one sweet „!” Has put out a blood, then while still alive was fainted by air/Qi. “你！”大蛇用手颤抖的指着李杰,他气的全身发抖呼吸困难,然后喉头一甜“哇！”的一声吐出了一口鲜血,然后被活活的气昏了过去。 Thor looks at Serpent that faints, he was saying to Li Jie: „You were mad him dizzy.” 托尔看着昏过去的大蛇,他对着李杰说:“你把他气晕了。” „I know.” Li Jie does not care at all. “我知道。”李杰毫不在意。 Thor continues to ask: „Now what to do?” 托尔继续问:“现在怎么办？” „Sprinkled basin ice water to be good to him. Then air/Qi him.” Li Jie was saying calmly. “给他泼一盆冰水就好了。然后接着气他。”李杰若无其事的说着。 Thor: „............ Li Jie.” 托尔:“…………李杰。” „Un?” “嗯？” „Are you a devil?” “你是魔鬼吗？” „No, I am superhero!” “不,我是超级英雄！” Everybody in 2019 Happy New Year, wish everybody New Year's Day to eat tastily amusing good. Asked a ticket to everybody here while convenient, recommended the ticket and monthly ticket. Beginning of the month, please voting furiously! ~ 大家2019年新年快乐,祝大家元旦吃好喝好玩好啊。顺便在这里向大家求一个票,推荐票和月票都可以啊。各位月初了,请奋力的投个票吧！~
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