DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#94: Earthling is ruthless

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Li Jie requests Serpent to express the sincerity, otherwise he will implement the plan of oneself. He must make Serpent the entire universe harmony star, becomes the laughingstocks of all people, and must become the Asgard's making money tool. Naturally, Li Jie's all these have hit the Asgard royal family status, all do not have any relations to be the same with him. All evils belong to Asgard. 李杰要求大蛇表示诚意,否则的话他就将施行自己的计划了。他要让大蛇成为全宇宙的谐星,成为所有人的笑柄,并且还要成为阿斯加德的赚钱工具。当然了,李杰的这一切都是打着阿斯加德王族的身份进行的,一切都和他个人没有任何关系一样。一切的罪恶都归于阿斯加德。 Li Jie this person believes sometimes Karmic Retribution saṃsāra said that because this universe world also had too many unsolved mysteries, oneself was impossible to master them completely. Therefore, oneself cannot retribution be too heavy, should make retribution that the person shoulders also to shoulder. oneself to help Asgardian, therefore they carry this pot are also natural, right. 李杰这人有的时候还是相信因果报应轮回说的,因为这个宇宙世界还有太多未解之谜了,自己也不可能全部都搞懂他们。所以啊,自己不能业障太重了,该让人背负的业障也就让人背负吧。自己本来就是为了帮助阿斯加德人,所以他们背这个锅也是理所应当,对吧。 Li Jie to a oneself very good excuse, oneself all for Asgard, therefore Asgard made a small sacrifice, carried one slightly cannot in small was unjustly discredited anything should also be. 李杰给自己一个非常好的借口,自己的一切都是为了阿斯加德,所以阿斯加德做个小小的牺牲,背一个小的不能在小的黑锅什么的也是应该的。 Although said that Serpent now already on Earth known, became the famous net is red 【Coquettish snake fine grandfather】. However at present also disseminates in a Earth's 1~2 area after all, fans 10 ten thousand, now Serpent compromise words also with enough time. Because Internet age goes quickly quickly, several days later will become the panting net will be red, others will forget him. 虽然说大蛇现在已经在地球上小有名气,成为了著名的网红【风骚蛇精爷爷】。但是目前毕竟还只是在地球的一两个地区传播,粉丝才十来万而已,现在大蛇妥协的话还来得及。因为网络时代来的快去得快,过几天就会成为过气网红,别人就会忘记他了。 However if he continues to resist hardly, Li Jie will build the famous net to be red him, becomes this universe laughingstock. At that time he will be recorded in book, entire universe knows that will not forget. Therefore has tamed proud rude Serpent in Li Jie this collapse -type therapeutic schedule finally. 但是他要是继续硬抗的话,李杰就会把他打造成著名网红,成为这个宇宙的笑料。那个时候他会被记录在册的,全宇宙都会知道的,甚至都不会被人遗忘。于是在李杰这种崩溃式的治疗方案终于驯服了骄傲不逊的大蛇。 In order to express the sincerity, he has to receiving came back to cut off the relation the Thor's hammer, then this hammer spirit by his seal. Because JIALI also needs to study, therefore Li Jie did not have the hammer of harm receiving this got up to throw into the space waistband directly. 为了表示诚意,他不得不将托尔的锤子给收了回来切断了联系,然后这锤子的器灵被他封印了起来。因为嘉丽还需要研究,所以李杰把这个没有危害的锤子给收了起来直接丢进了空间腰带里面。 „I already sincerity.” The Serpent dependence has hair dishevelled worn out on the wall of prison, the both eyes soulless lip is split. Now he seems looks like in the rural area all alone, at holidays nobody visits can only oneself dig two potato to be the same with the widowed senior citizen who the clear water boiled has eaten meal simply from the geography. This appearance looks really made Thor feel some sympathies, after all was the oneself uncle! Although is the unprincipled person, but renovates this appearance is really a little miserable, oneself many are a little compassion. “我已经表达诚意了。”大蛇依靠在监狱的墙壁上披头散发有气无力,双目无神嘴唇干裂。现在他看上去就像是在农村里无依无靠,逢年过节都没有人来拜会只能自己从地理挖两颗土豆用白水煮了简单吃饭的孤寡老人一样。这幅模样看的真是令托尔感到了有些同情,毕竟是自己的大伯啊！虽然是坏人,但是整治成这个样子真的是有点惨,自己多少还是有点恻隐之心的。 Therefore Thor low voice was saying to Li Jie: „Such similar?” 于是托尔小声的对着李杰说道:“这样差不多了吧？” Li Jie sneers: „Snort, this which to which!” The appearance that he sneers is ice-cold, and also has struck the crystal curtain wall: „hey hey! Gets up, do not feign death! Now has not arrived at you dead!” 李杰冷笑:“哼,这才哪到哪儿啊！”他冷笑的模样冰冷无情,并且还敲打了一下水晶幕墙:“喂喂！起来,别装死！现在还没到你死的时候呢！” „Do you also want what kind of?!” Serpent both eyes scarlet looks at Li Jie, his appearance was really fearful. However Li Jie will not be afraid this captive, particularly his strength is not as before now. But Asgard Odin and Ancient One, him make! The sky collapsed in any case high is going against, what does oneself fear? Li Jie this person sometimes idea really very hoodlum. “你还想要怎样？！”大蛇双目赤红的看着李杰,他的样子真的是可怕极了。但是李杰可不会害怕这个阶下之囚,尤其是他的实力现在大不如前了。阿斯加德可是奥丁和古一都在呢,他闹啊！反正天塌了又个高的顶着,自己怕什么？李杰这人有的时候想法是真的很光棍。 Treating the comrade must be warm like the spring, dealing with the enemy must be callous with the severe winter. Li Jie with a Serpent lecture of tender feeling, oneself almost will not be given to kill by him, therefore Li Jie lifts the movement that the left hand of oneself has made must fire refers. 对待同志要如春天般温暖,对付敌人要和严冬般冷酷。李杰可不会和大蛇讲温情,自己可是差点被他给干掉了啊,所以李杰抬了抬自己的左手做出了又要打响指的动作。 But looks that Li Jie does this, Serpent did not have the origin whole body to shiver. He had been feared to the lane by Li Jie, but Thor also hit to shake in side. Because he has thought suddenly Li Jie when the time comes must fire referring to make oneself dance to oneself to lose weight! 而看着李杰这样做,大蛇没由来的浑身颤抖了一下。他已经被李杰真的给弄怕了,而托尔在旁边也打了个抖。因为他忽然想到了李杰到时候可是要给自己打响指让自己跳舞减肥啊！ Thor thought suddenly oneself should look for Tony they, having a look at them to study to the Beauty X medicament that Asgardian uses. Otherwise oneself must fully suffer such suffering words, that may too be fearful. 托尔忽然觉得自己应该去找托尼他们,看看他们有没有研究出能给阿斯加德人用的x美丽药剂。不然的话自己也要饱受这样的折磨的话,那可就太可怕了。 Li Jie has not noted is the complexion transformed several times in oneself behind Thor. His light looks at Serpent with a smile: „How? Were you afraid?” 李杰并没有注意到在自己身后的托尔已经是脸色变换了好几次了。他淡淡的笑着看着大蛇:“怎么了？你害怕了？” „I......” Serpent shivered not to speak, how because this issue replied that very lost face, therefore did not reply simply. But Li Jie said: „No matter in fact you are afraid, I thought that you should the reply following issue truthfully. So long as you cooperate obediently, I can guarantee after me, will never meet appear in your life.” “我……”大蛇颤抖了一下没有说话,因为这个问题怎么回答都很丢人,所以索性就不回答好了。而李杰却笑着说:“实际上不管你害不害怕,我觉得你最好都如实的回答以下的问题。只要你乖乖合作的话,我可以保证我以后永远都不会出现在你的生命里了。” „I will not disseminate your video, will give the funny artistic collection that you record to give the deletion these. You can also be that overawe Serpent of entire world. You can also maintain your dignity, some people will not tease you after dying, how do you look?” Li Jie works as super instead............ superhero, his very clear anything is called to hit a big stick to give a carrot. Now is oneself gives the carrot the time. “我也不会将你的视频传播出去,也会把这些给你录像的滑稽集锦全都给删除。你还可以是那个威震寰宇的大蛇。你还能保持你的威严,在死后也不会有人取笑你,你看如何？”李杰作为一名超级反……咳……超级英雄,他很清楚什么叫做打一大棒就要给一胡萝卜。现在就是自己给胡萝卜的时候了。 Li Jie stares at Serpent's both eyes to look, the Serpent corners of the mouth shiver slightly: „Did you guarantee?” 李杰盯着大蛇的双眼看着,大蛇嘴角微微颤抖:“你保证？” „I use Asgard all honor and royal family prestige and life guaranteed! If I, if was contrary just my said that then let Asgard's all royal family all may heaven strike me with lightening five times!” Categorical that Li Jie this saying said that the pledge that makes was nothing less than heavy, Serpent listened seven points to believe the Li Jie's words. Because gods cannot pledge while convenient, the god is called a god, that is their many a little ability as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced. Especially in pledge, they will not open the mouth easily, what words because said to have what fruit. “我用阿斯加德所有的荣誉和王族的声誉和性命保证！如果我要是有违我刚刚的所说的话,那么就让阿斯加德的所有王族全都天打五雷轰！”李杰这话说的斩钉截铁,立下的誓言不可谓不重了,就连大蛇听了都有七分相信李杰的话了。因为诸神是不能顺便发誓的,神之所有被称为神,那就是他们多少都有点言出法随的能力。尤其是誓言这一项上,他们更是不会轻易开口,因为说出了什么样的话就会有什么样的果。 But stood grows up the mouth to look at Li Jie in Li Jie behind Thor, just Li Jie swore oneself has not prevented him with enough time, finally had been made such pledge by Li Jie. But monitored here Odin whole family unable to speak through magic in the distant place. Sorcerer Ancient One cannot bear has been wiping away sweat, he does not know how should give Li Jie to mediate. Your this is Kang people of! In any case you are not the Asgard's King clan, this Karmic Retribution cannot fish your head is right. 而站在李杰身后的托尔长大了嘴巴看着李杰,刚刚李杰立誓的时候自己没有来得及阻止他,结果就被李杰立下了这样的誓言。而在更远处通过魔法监视着这里的奥丁一家人更加是说不出话了来。古一法师都忍不住一直在擦汗,他都不知道该怎么给李杰打圆场了。你这就是康人之凯啊！反正你又不是阿斯加德的王族,这个因果报应又钓不到你的头上对吧。 „That anything, Li Jie also to win others' trust actually Serpent. hā hā.” Sorcerer Ancient One thinks in the oneself life most awkward was today, he needs to be contrary to convictions to speak many words: „He knows that Odin you and Thor control the thunder, therefore doesn't this pledge have what use actually not? The thunder and lightning always cannot divide on you.” Sorcerer Ancient One smiles thinks including oneself awkward. His staring Lan of ruthlessly: Has a look good deed that your husband does! “那个什么,其实李杰也只是为了取信大蛇嘛。哈哈。”古一法师觉得自己一生之中最尴尬的就是今天了,他需要违心的说很多话:“他知道奥丁你和托尔都是掌控雷霆的,所以啊这誓言其实也没有什么用处不是吗？雷电总是劈不到你们头上的。”古一法师笑的连自己都觉得尴尬。他狠狠的瞪了眼岚:看看你丈夫做的好事！ Lan spits the tongue to respond, Snort Li Jie almost died to the pit by the family, now on the mouth profits is not good? Lan poem firm standing this side the oneself husband. 岚吐了吐舌头回应,哼~李杰差点被这一家人给坑死了,现在嘴巴上占点便宜还不行了？岚诗坚决的站在自己老公这一边的。 Crossed very long Odin lightly to say one: „Must say ruthlessly, is your Earthling is ruthless!” An eye that he only remains has stared at Li Jie to look, in the head does not know that is thinking anything. 过了很久奥丁才淡淡的说了一句:“要说狠,还是你们地球人狠啊！”他仅剩的一个眼睛一直盯着李杰看,脑袋里也不知道在想些什么。
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